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SHOW # 1809 OCTOBER 16 2013

"Hola,
 
With the government shutdown, the economy and now a possible government restart, money has been a major topic of conversation.  Frankly, everyone wants it (or more of it) and God knows you need it.  If you own a car, you need to buy gas... and people always (rightly) bitch about the cost per gallon.  After some calculations, we found that a gallon of printer ink would cost you $800.  A gallon of Fiji (or Dasani or whoever else) bottled water would cost you over $17!  It's f**king water.  It falls out of the sky!  Anyway, even celebrities, those who make plenty of money to cover their personal costs, haven't always had money and we had a list of 17 rappers and the surprising jobs they had before we knew who they were.  For example, Nicki Manaj used to Red Lobster.  I don't know why, but she looks like someone who works at Red Lobster.  She needed the money.  Everyone needs money; sometimes it's through a job, sometimes it's not, sometimes it's legal and sometimes it's not.  Today we wanted to know:  WHAT MIGHT PEOPLE BE SURPRISED YOU DID FOR MONEY?
 
HE was an exotic dancer
 
Was a rooster "hit man".  Someone hired him to kill their neighbor's "annoying" rooster... so he did
 
Snorted a line of sawdust for a dollar.  It's not that sawdust is particularly disgusting or toxic, but I'd want more than a dollar
 
Didn't ask for it, but was given money to keep a secret, a.k.a., hush money
 
Currently doing door- to- door sales.  It's not that anyone would be surprised by this, it's that we were commenting on the fact that we think it's a sh*tty job
 
Drank a bottle of dip spit for $250 years.  As you may have guessed, he says it wasn't worth the money
 
Used to sell encyclopedias door- to- door... back when there were encyclopedias
 
Turned in someone he knew for reward money
 
Friend gave him a $40 bag of weed to sleep with a "fat chick"
 
Grew up a military brat... grew up in Japan for a while and just robbed kids at the train station
 
OK, I'm outta here, bitches.
 
Until tomorrow, be slick, stand tall and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
 



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