SHOW # 1833 NOVEMBER 22 2013
Kanye West; I think we can all agree that he's a fool's fool; the kind of whiney idiot that makes other whiney idiots seem like intellectual juggernauts. Hell, Kanye's close and personal relationships with stupidity and willful ignorance are part (or maybe ALL) of his 'appeal'. His latest (but my no means his last) offering comes courtesy of an interview he did earlier this week where he compared himself to the main character from the movie "12 Years a Slave"... which is the true story of a free black man who was kidnapped and forced into slavery in 1841. Why does Kanye feel 'enslaved'? Well, OBVIOUSLY, it's because Nike only let him design TWO pairs of shoes and Louis Vuitton... THAT assh*le... only let him design ONE pair of shoes! If THAT doesn't carry the racist, abusive stench of slavery, I don't know what does. Ah... Kanye West, biggest p*ssy in America... and dumber than a bag of hammers. He's one of those guys who just doesn't get how lucky he is to get to do what he gets to do. Some people might think he's just an ingrate, but I think he's too stupid to be ungrateful. Truly. At any rate, a lot of us get to do things that other people might not be able to do, and that's the question: WHAT DO YOU GET TO DO THAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK IS COOL?
Works for REI and gets to travel all over the world on the company's dime
As a side gig, he designs the lighting for metal shows
Her dad has been in a lot of tribute bands...
As an amateur fighter, he gets to train with and meet a lot of the UFC guys
He's an accountant, so no one envies anything he does
Gets "paid to travel the world by ocean"... or as the rest of us call it, he works on a boat. That being said, he's visited 26 countries in 10 years
Designs crash test equipment and labs all over the world
Used to be a surgeon for large animals
He's an airplane pilot for Virgin America... gets to fly the giant Airbuses
Just moved here from New York City so all of his "burn out" friends think he's the man because he gets to smoke weed LEGALLY.
Produced porn for over 20 years... worked for Max Hardcore
He's an ice road trucker... ever since the show of the same name came out, people think his job is cool. Maybe they've never seen the show? That sh*t looks unnecessarily dangerous
He's a helicopter pilot instructor... or maybe that's what he says to get the chicks
OK bitches, the weekend is here! Time to get this party started... and by 'party', I mean finish up some work.
Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"