SHOW # 1863 JANUARY 22 2014
Most people agree that when it comes to pooping, it's something we prefer to do in private. Ideally, we poop in the sanctity of our own home, but, when our body demands it, we'll do our 'brown business' in a public bathroom. Now, imagine that the toilets in that bathroom are side- by- side, with no walls or dividers between them. Should you be headed to Mother Russia for the upcoming winter Olympics, just know that if you need to drop a deuce, you'll be doing so with an audience. For whatever reason, the new bathroom facilities constructed for the Winter Games feature toilets in pairs... so that you can be as uncomfortable as ever. Today's question: WHAT'S THE MOST AWKWARD SITUATION YOU'VE HAD TO ENDURE WITH ANOTHER PERSON?
Having sex with his girlfriend when her 10- year- old brother walked in on them. Had to bribe him to keep him quiet
Got set up on a blind date... with the same girl... twice. They didn't like each other after the first date
His friend crapped his pants and he had to drive him home wearing an orange vest as a diaper
Had a wet dream... on a PLANE! A flight attendant noticed. He panicked and said, "I was dreaming of you." Didn't go over very well. It was a 14 hour flight to Australia
She's 22, her boyfriend is 25, however, her mother still gave them a long talk about abstinence
In high school, she was a 'goth' chick and didn't talk to many guys. A year out of high school she gets a job as a stripper... the high school football team came in and saw her
In Afghanistan he had to share a 6 by 12 foot room with a guy who was a chronic masturbator. He tried to hide it, but failed miserably
Having sex with a woman... her grandmother walked in and sat down next to them
I'll leave you with that.
Until tomorrow, sassafras and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"