SHOW # 1877 FEBRUARY 11 2014
On yesterday's show we asked our Monday Random Question(s)... since it was Monday and all. One of the questions we asked that seem to resonate was 'if you could see one statistic about yourself, what would it be?' In other words, if you could find out how many times you've done a certain thing or how many times a certain thing has been done to you, what would that thing be? Some examples included, 'how many people actually love you', 'the number of times you've been right or wrong in an argument' and 'the number of people who've imagined having sex with you'. Let's face it, there are plenty of other things you might want to know about yourself; how many times you've flexed or danced in front of a mirror, how many times you've loaned money and didn't get paid back, or how many people are jealous of you and why. Today we wanted to know: IF YOU COULD SEE ONE STATISTIC ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I've taken it upon myself to create a list of things I would like to know, not- so- much about myself, but about you. Yea, that's right. So, more or less than the average person, how many times have you:
Smelled your fingers after touching a body part?
Secretly farted in a large group of people?
Backed up a toilet?
Eaten something you sucked out of your teeth?
Had an ill- timed erection? (if you're a mall Santa for example)
Pooped yourself just a little and dealt with it all day?
Wiped a booger under a table or sofa?
Wiped an eye booger on your pants?
Held a poop in a public bathroom stall waiting for other people to leave?
Pulled hair or dust off of something you've dropped on the floor and eaten it anyway?
Coughed something into your mouth, only to swallow it instead of spitting it out?
Considered giving to a charity... but didn't?
Looked at your ass in a mirror?
Left a brown streak in the toilet?
Held a fart during sex?
That's what I came up with. Discuss.
Until tomorrow, lick it and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"