SHOW # 1883 FEBRUARY 20 2014

Some people join the military or the police force or become a firefighter because that's what their family did before them.  Others learn to cook using recipes that have been handed down through the generations.  There's also Hollywood nepotism, where the children of celebrities get all the impossible opportunities that hard- working actors would kill for.  Nic Cage, Sophia Copola, Gwyneth Paltrow, Miley Cyrus... they all owe a debt of gratitude to their families for their status.  And now there's Francis Weaver of Canby, Oregon.  He was just charged with murder.  10 years ago, Francis' father was convicted of murder after he killed two young girls and burned them in the back yard.  In the early 1980's, Francis' GRANDfather was convicted of killing a man... and then kidnapping, raping and killing that man's girlfriend.  Oh, and Francis' father also raped a woman... who happened to be Francis' own girlfriend.  Francis hasn't raped anyone (that we know of) but he's got the murder thing out of his system.  Yikes.  Whoever you are, family has a profound influence over who we are, so for better or for worse, we wanted to know:  WHAT FAMILY TRADITION DO YOU CARRY ON?
Her mother never took them to the hospital, she'd just invite a friend over to help them set broken fingers, five stitches or set broken noses.  She grew up paranoid that everything was dangerous
3rd generation "Cheese Head" in spite of living in the Pacific Northwest
Courting white women
Father was a chef and now he loves to cook... for other people
The name John... he's John the 7th... 7th, bitches!
Giving awful Christmas gifts... on purpose
Keeps a lock of hair from everyone in the family who's died.  They just cut it off at viewings, wakes, etc.
Every St. Patrick's Day, they drink green milk and Lucky Charms
Watches 'Christmas Vacation' with his father every year
Military service... his father, his grandfather and various uncles have all served
Dinner together every night
OK bitches, I'm outta here!
Until tomorrow, dance bitches, dance... and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"

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Locations : CanbyOregon
People : Francis WeaverGwyneth PaltrowMiley CyrusSophia Copola

02/20/2014 5:26PM
SHOW # 1883 FEBRUARY 20 2014
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