Dating websites are all the rage these days, whether it‚Äôs match.com, chemistry.com or Jew2Jew.com.¬† While no one wants to admit to being a shallow and pretentious person, the truth is, you probably are‚Ä¶ which is why pictures of potential suitors are so important that if you don‚Äôt like what you see, you won‚Äôt even entertain the thought of reading their profile.¬† Enter www.beautifulpeople.com, which asks, ‚Äúdo looks matter to you when it comes to selecting a partner?¬† Do you want to guarantee that all of your dates are attractive?¬† No more filing through unattractive people on mainstream sites.‚ÄĚ¬† Keep in mind, to even be a member of the site you have to meet their criteria of a beautiful person.¬† Anyway, just yesterday, the folks at ‚Äėbeautiful people‚Äô removed 5000 users from their site.¬† What happened?¬† Seems that 5000 people posted new photos on their dating profiles after they‚Äôd put on a few extra LB‚Äôs after gorging themselves during the holidays.¬† Their newly fattened faces cost them their membership.¬† As the website founder explained, ‚Äúletting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model‚Ä¶‚ÄĚ We admire the guy for his honesty, but we know some people will be offended by the website‚Äôs position, but ask yourself, would YOU have a chance of being on beautifulpeople.com, and IF not, WHY not.¬† That‚Äôs what we wanted to know today:¬† HONEST TO GOD, THE UGLIEST PART OF ME HAS TO BE__________.
I‚Äôm lucky enough to be sexy all over.¬† Actually, my skinny ‚Äď ass legs seem to earn comments (mostly insults) every time I wear shorts.
His ‚Äúhairy white ass‚ÄĚ
His yellow toenails
He has a big ‚ÄúLemmy- style‚ÄĚ boil on his cheek, as in the cheek on his face‚Ä¶. You nasty, bitches
His double chin‚Ä¶ not the worst
Like many men who called today, he has mobs, better known as man- boobs
No particular part is any worse than any other, but the SUM of his parts earn him a 4 outta 10
Has an unusually long neck‚Ä¶ and his nickname is Giraffe‚Ä¶ seriously
Has a huge, Adrian Brody size nose‚Ä¶ and that is truly unfortunate
His ‚ÄúBritish‚ÄĚ features‚Ä¶ meaning he has really bad teeth
He has a misshapen head‚Ä¶ said that if you saw it from the top it looks triangular
Has teeny, tiny (creepy) hands
Alright bitches, gotta hustle and find out exactly what kind of small mammal is eating the cables under my car.¬† Don‚Äôt ask.