“Hey Mom, can you turn this up? I really identify with the lackadaisical plight of Gen-X boredom to the point of being unable to get off of my couch or stop indulging in everything I shouldn’t… except I’m eight years old.”
You’ll never forget the time you got your dessert taken away for a week because you dropped “the B-word” during a heated game of four square during recess — but you’ll never know your mom was secretly kind of proud you learned it in such a feminist context.
3. Grease - “Look At Me, I’m Sandra Dee”
Grease - "Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee"
Your mom probably got a phone call you still don’t know about when your best friend’s mom figured out you were the self-appointed singing Rizzo of your friend group before 5th grade graduation.
4. Weezer - “Hash Pipe”
Weezer - "Hash Pipe"
I mean you HAD to have known there’s practically only one word that rhymes with “Hash Pipe” when that’s already questionable enough from the mouths of babes.
5. Limp Bizkit - “Break Stuff”
Limp Bizkit - "Break Stuff"
“No, Mom, I’ll send MYSELF to my room tonight.”
6. Marcy Playground - “Sex and Candy”
Marcy Playground - "Sex and Candy"
I fell in love with a stranger through a druggy haze… and now a “sweet” mistaken metaphor has mistakenly made the situation sound cute.
7. Christina Aguilera, Lil’ Kim, Mya, Pink - “Lady Marmalade”
Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya, Pink - "Lady Marmalade"
All those months spent memorizing lyrics that honored ladies of the night…
8. Suzanne Vega - “Luka”
Suzanne Vega - "Luka"
While you were singing about sweet Luka, you probably failed to realize he REALLY needs your help.
9. Anything by The Bloodhound Gang
Anything by The Bloodhound Gang
It’s a good thing their subjective reign of terror ended with a one-hit-wonder, because anything beyond the already-rowdy “Bad Touch” would have surely gotten our mouths washed out with soap.
10. Rolling Stones – “Brown Sugar”
Rolling Stones – "Brown Sugar"
It should come as no surprise that Mick is NOT singing about the secret ingredient to your favorite chocolate chip cookies.
SIS Songs We Probably Shouldnâ€™t Have Been Singing In Our Parentsâ€™ Backseats.
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Black by Rolling Stones Under the Bridge by Red Hot Chili Pepper
My Mom loved me singing the high notes to Under The Bridge. Little did she know it was about a heroin addiction. I remember my Mom telling my Dad I shouldnt be singing to Black. My Dad said I was too young to know any better. He was right.
Bloodhound Gang, one hit wonder?
I'm sorry who doesn't know: fire water burn, Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo, inevitable return of the great white dope, Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss, Why's Everybody Always Pickin' on Me?, "The Ballad of Chasey Lain, mope. one hit wonder is the stupidest thing i ever heard