According to a new survey, 56% of people say that, at some point, they've completely forgotten where they parked their car. This is meâ€¦I have had this happen before & it is so beyond frustratingâ€¦especially at The Gorge! I have parked at the Gorge & in the day I can see where I parked, but after the concert itâ€™s dark & wellâ€¦dumb Steve canâ€™t recall where I parked. I used to have a great way to find my carâ€¦back when I had a car with power locks & a key remoteâ€¦I would turn that on & off to get the lights to flickerâ€¦and in a worst case scenario I would hit that alarm button. None of that works for me anymoreâ€¦as I have Jeep Wrangler & no power steering. I guess I am not alone when it comes to losing my car at the Gorge, as we got this funny text:
My dad and myself saw Tom Petty at the Gorge. Wandered around for 2 hours looking for the car. We were wasted and ended up passing out 3ft away from the car.
How stupid is this statâ€¦3% of people have actually called roadside assistance to come and help them search for their car. Proof that there are stupid people living amongst us!
In Marin County, Florida, the cops noticed 21-year-old chick driving drunkâ€¦she was driving like an idiot & was going 20 miles-per-hour UNDER the speed limitâ€¦and to make matters worseâ€¦she was driving TOPLESS!!!!! Talk about driving with the top down! Waka Waka! You think when the cop pulled her over, they said â€śBustedâ€ť, and she looked down at her chest & said â€śThank You!â€ť Waka Wakaâ€¦Iâ€™ll be here all day!!!
The big news of today was the fact that BJ Shea was seen by over 15 million people last nightâ€¦no his buldging underpants pic didnâ€™t go as viral as Anthony Weinerâ€™sâ€¦BJ was on Americaâ€™s Got Talent. You are probably scratching your head after reading thatâ€¦no BJ wasnâ€™t juggling fire, or doing a sexy dance with a 69 year old woman that can do splitsâ€¦.BJ was featured talking about the Seattle auditionsâ€¦and being that last night they aired the Seattle audition episode, BJ was featured on itâ€¦.if you sneezed or blinked, you might have missed it:
Back when America's Got Talent was in town...our very own Jeetz interviewed Piers Morgan, Nick Cannon, and Howie Mandel. Here is that installment of Jeetz On The Streets!
This morning we read a story about a woman charged with her 6th DUI and she shows up to courtâ€¦Drunk!!!! Based on thisâ€¦we asked the Rock-A-Holics to finish this sentence: "I canâ€™t believe Iâ€¦or someone I knowâ€¦showed up drunk to ___________?" Here are some of the texts we got:
Morning, guys. I can't believe my brother showed up drunk to our nieces 8th birthday. Not only was he making leud comments, but he vomitted on the cake.
I can't believe I showed up drunk to my grandmas birthday party and threw up on my dinner plate!! One to many beers :-â€‹) Cherry
I cant believe my brother showed up drunk to his DUI classes....I couldnt believe he was that stupid...LOL
I cant believe my best man showed to my wedding knotting out. it would have been funny had it not been My Wedding. u guys Rock.
I've shown up for a hotel manager job interview drunk and still landed the job!
I showed up to dare graduation drunk.
I was in a motorcycle crash a few years ago and two of my friends showed up to the icu completely wasted at 9 in the morning. They even wrote me a get well card with a huge black marker on an empty beer box
My. Mom went to my sisters high school graduation hammered while everyone politely clapped my mother was screaming slurred woohoos
can't believe I showed up drunk to go bungee jumping ....needless to say it was a sobering experience
My mom went to her wedding so drunk we had to carry her down the isle
A customer showed up drunk to rent a car. Hell no we arent giving you are car!
Drunk at friends house and puked on his moms typewriter
Cant believe my friend threw up in her dads coffin yes she was drunk
I saw a guy show up drunk with a jar of peanut butter and pick up his dog....i think the dogs name was lucy...he kept saying "come her juicy lucy"....
Today's Intern Challenge is our new intern Trevan's first...and last challenge! Why is it his last? Wellâ€¦maybe the challenge should have been to see if the Intern could come into work on a frequent basis haha!!! Trevan was a great intern, but sadly getting up wasnâ€™t his thingâ€¦.but we did get one challenge from him. This idea was submitted by Tonya on Facebook...
Hey guys...you should have your intern try and convince a woman to put lipstick on him!
Trevan has 60 seconds to get a random woman to put lipstick on him..will he do it? Watch the video here in todayâ€™s Video Blog: