Ya gotta feel for Enumclawâ€¦the poor city is not known for some great thingsâ€¦sure it has the Yella Beak where you can play horse shoe outside, but when you say Enumclawâ€¦the first thing that comes to mind is Ken Pinion, AKA Mr. Handsâ€¦the guy that died at the hands of a horse. Okâ€¦it wasnâ€™t at the â€śhandsâ€ť of the horseâ€¦it was something else that perforated his colon & killed him. So when you go online to read local news in the morning & see a story that says something like this, your mind immediately goes into the stable:
â€śAn Enumclaw high school teacher is on paid leave for an investigation of animal cruelty.â€ť
Turns out the story is INSANE! This teacher is accused of spaying & neutering live cats during class. What the hell? That is so crazyâ€¦the messed up part was that when the class freaked out by what the teacher was doingâ€¦the teacher told a student to â€śquit being a p****yâ€ť â€“ Ok, that part is a lieâ€¦just a bad pussycat joke from yours truly. To make matters even crazier...I guess this teacher allegedly strangled a baby possum in class too?? Who is this teacher?? Ted Nugent?
Here is a strange email:
I know my morning is EFFED when I wake up from a dream where BJ and Steve are running a barber shop, Annabelle is cutting my hair, the Revs in the back eating donuts, Double R and Toppy are drunk, and Thee Ted Smith from the Menâ€™s Room rolls in with a keg of Menâ€™s Room Red beer. BJ and Steve were just standing there talking about drinking with a bum all day but refusing to work and Annabelle was in a barber stripper outfit.
There's no point to this email, nor a reason, just thought I'd share.
So Al & Tipper Gore just announced they are splitting. This is shocking because when he ran for president he took the â€śfamily valuesâ€ť angle, and 8 years ago Tipper did an interview about how too many people â€śgive upâ€ť on marriage, and patted herself on the back for making her marriage work. Oopsâ€¦I bet she wished her husband didnâ€™t invent the internet so that audio like this wasnâ€™t easily accessible. Wouldnâ€™t it be funny if the straw that broke the camelâ€™s back for the break up was that she found some Twisted Sister & Judas Priest CDâ€™s in his collection (Tipper is the PMRC idiot that is responsible for those Parental Advisory stickers, etc back in the 80â€™s). Isnâ€™t it funny that all politicians have unattractive wives? It must be for political reasons why they all seem to have women full of masculine, intelligent, unattractive energy. You never see a politician with a hot trophy wifeâ€¦usually the chicks they are married to have bad hair & cankles.
So there is an internet campaign to have Donald Glover (from the TV show Community) play Spiderman in the re-boot of the film.Â Donald is a black dude, and the debate is whether or not a black guy should play the role of Peter Parker.Â I say no.Â My reasoning is that when it comes to iconic figures, you shouldn't have someone play that person that doesn't look like that character.Â That would be like an Elephant playing Scooby Doo, or Antonio Banderas playing the role of Tiger Woods in a film about him...it makes no sense!!!!