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STP's BLOG 10/25/11 "Porn...Food...Hockey!"

BJ came across this study by the University of Sunderland in England…they did a massive international survey on pornography that's pretty interesting. Here are some of the preliminary results:

1. Women 18-to-25 are the biggest porno fiends. I call B.S. on this…there is no way more chicks are watching porn at that age than dudes…maybe the collective minutes watched is higher with women as opposed to guys…especially with guys in that demo…it probably doesn’t take too many minutes watching what they are watching before they are done watching…ya dig?

Between ages 26 and 35, the genders basically even out their porn frequency and importance. After that, it becomes more frequently viewed and more important to men.

2. Here are the main reasons people watch porno, in order. "I feel horny" . . . "I'm bored, can't relax, or can't sleep" . . . "I WANT to feel horny" . . . "I don't have anything better to do" . . . "It's a good way to enjoy my sexual interests/fetishes." The five least popular reasons for watching porno are: "I saw a pop-up ad and clicked it" . . . "I want to see things I shouldn't do" . . . "I want to see things I wouldn't do" . . . "I like the drama of the stories" . . . and "For a laugh." Yeah…anyone that clicks on a pop up are idiots...unless you like infecting your computer with virus’s.

3. Here are the main places people go for porno, in order. Free porno sites, like Porntube.com or YouPorn.com . . . downloads . . . "amateur" websites . . . sexual fiction sites . . . and specialty fetish sites. Hey…let’s not forget Tube8.com!

Notice that DVDs and magazines didn't make the list . . . they both finished in the middle of the pack. I’m not surprised by this…it’s just like music…no one buys the…uh…hard copy anymore. Waka waka!

The places people go the least are: Porn star pay-per-view sites . . . porno studio pay-per-view sites . . . live sex cam sites . . . hook-up or AdultFriendFinder-type sites . . . and chatrooms. I’m shocked “Grandma’s house” didn’t make this list too!

4. Here are people's overall opinions on sex, in order: It keeps you physically and emotionally healthy . . . good sex requires communication . . . real sex isn't like porn sex . . . sex is best with feelings involved . . . and sex is about connection.

The five least popular opinions are: Sex is overrated, everyone does it . . . sex should involve pushing your boundaries . . . porn can spoil real sex . . . sex works best with a lot of fantasy . . . and sex can get you close to who you really are.

Yesterday was a tough day. The free preview of NHL Center Ice package is gone. They get me every year…I get sucked into the ability to watch pretty much every game, and I need to break down & get it. I’m tight on cash right now, so I am going to see if Versus…oops…I mean NBC Sports, the NHL Network, and CBC will be enough to satiate my hockey needs. I am so excited for this weekend…BJ & I will be in Dallas & we got tickets to see my fave team, the New Jersey Devils, play the Dallas Stars!

So the big news is that the McRib is back…that is all I saw on the internet yesterday, people were posting how excited they were on their Facebook…the funny thing is that I had no idea that it was off the menu…I thought when they last put it on the menu, it just stayed on there. It seems like they do this every year…which is brilliant, because every year people go nuts about it returning! I never eat the McRibb…I have no issue against it…I just usually opt for Big Mac, Double Quarter with Cheese/no onion, or the McNuggets as my meal of choice. Speaking of McDonalds, I came across a list of seven fast food chain items that you can only get in other countries. Check 'em out . . .

Burger King's Meat Monster. In Japan, Burger King serves a double bacon cheeseburger with a grilled chicken breast on top. All on one bun. I want this, but you can’t tell my wife, as that sounds like a weeks worth of calories!

McDonald's McVeggie. In India, where Hindus don't eat beef, McDonald's doesn't serve hamburgers. Their McVeggie features a patty made out of bread, potato, peas, carrots, and Indian spices. I’ll pass on this one!

McDonald's McZuri. In Switzerland, McDonald's offers a patty made entirely out of VEAL. It's covered with mushrooms and caramelized onions. Pass on this too!

Subway's Paneer Tikka Sub. In India, Subway offers a sub that's basically ROASTED COTTAGE CHEESE. They take cottage cheese, marinate it in barbecue sauce, roast it into slices, and put it on a sandwich. I know I’m probably in the minority on this, but I kind of want to try this…I am a cottage cheese enthusiast after all. That didn’t sound right!

KFC's Krushers. In Germany, Australia, South Africa, and other countries, KFC serves thick milkshakes called Krushers. They have flavors like mango, strawberry, and Kit Kat. Kit Kat milkshake? Sign me up!!!!!!

McDonald's Bubur Ayam McD. In Malaysia, McDonald's serves a dish that features chicken strips, ginger, and shallots in a chicken broth porridge. Not even sure what this is, so I will pass. I don’t eat things I can’t pronounce.

Burger King's Trio Supremo. In Brazil, BK serves a combo of onion rings, chicken nuggets, AND fries smothered in cheese and bacon bits. C’mon B-K…make this here in the U-S-Of-A!!!!!! Smother pretty much anything, within reason, with cheese, and I want it in my belly!

An unidentified man in Vallejo, California spent nine hours trapped in a little kid's swing last week…after trying to win a bet with friends. The man and his friends were in Blue Rock Springs Park at 9:00 P.M. on Friday night. The friends bet him $100 that he couldn't fit into the kids' swing on the park swingset . . . they were the hard plastic swings with the leg holes. So the guy lubed himself up with liquid laundry detergent, and managed to squeeze his legs through the holes in the swing. But when he tried to get out and collect his winnings, he realized he was stuck. And his friends left him there in the swing all night. A park caretaker showed up for work at 6:00 A.M. the next morning, and heard the guy screaming for help. He called the fire department, and they used a two-step process to free the man from the swing…First they cut the swing chains and took the guy, still wedged into the swing, to the hospital. Then at the hospital, firefighters used a cast-cutting saw to remove the swing from the guy's legs. He suffered minor injuries but he's fine.

Based on the story of a guy who was stuck in a kids swing over night because of a bet…when did a bet or a dare go wrong? What did you, or someone you know, do? Here are the texts we got:

When my brother and I were 13 I dared him to dance around are neighborhood in my moms bikini because he dared me to french kiss a toilet. –Kate

My friend drank vase water that had rotten flowers in it. I bet him 5.00 he wouldnt do it and after he did it he called in sick the next two days and eventually had to be hospitalized for a week for gastro intestinal issues. To this day he has stomack ulcers and has a very strict diet.

Because of a dare, I kissed a guy (I am male), and it wasm't even my dare!

Once a friend dared me to take a 10ft drop on my bike. So i did it, and when i landed i smashed my boys, fell of the bike and hit my head on a rock

I was bet $25 that I would not squeeze an entire bottle of spicy brown deli mustard into my mouth. I did it, and instantly got the worst sinus infection that lasted almost two weeks.

My friend wanted me to make some cookies really bad, so I dared him to taze himself... Next thig I know, he's in the floor havin a seizure.

I once ate twenty six clouds of garlic on a dare and my boss wouldn't let of come to work for a week because of the smell

bet my friend 20 he couldnt throw a cutco knife in the air and spin it 3 times and catch it without cutting himself. he cut himself needed stitches and i kept my money

I made a bet i can pick up 5 hookers in 1 nite, (no sex) without getting caught. The 3rd try, i saw the red lights. I loss fifty bucks.

My mom told me and my sister we couldn't jump a train , so we did and ended up the engineer seen us stopped the train had called police we got taken home in cuffs and had to do 100 hrs each community service and right 1000 page report in why it wasn't a good idea...

A guy in Rhode Island named Joey DeFrancesco may have figured out the most satisfying way to quit a job: Earlier this month, he posted a video on YouTube where he quits after three years at a Renaissance hotel in Providence. How he does it makes the video so great: He brings along a brass band. The video is hilarious…check it out:



Based on the guy that quit his job with a brass band…what is the most unusual way you or someone you know has quit their job? Here are the texts we received:

On my 21st birthday my boss wouldn't let me go home I was suppose to be off at 7pm and at 10 he still wouldn't let me leave and I was locked in the building. So I wrote a resignment letter up real quick and threw it on his desk and walked out of the fire escape which set off the fire alarm and never looked back

I once went to lunch and never came back. haha... job sucked!

smacked my boss in the face with a burger patty and threw my shirt in the broiler got a drink and walked out

I quit my waiting job during rush on a friday night by dropping a huge stack of clean plates in the lobby in front of all the waiting guests and screamed

2 jobs ago, I borrowed best line I ever heard from Ainetta the Mood Setta. Walked into boss's office said " I quit this bitch!" Gman Drew

Told my supervisor I was going to quit and I wanted to talk to her about it in her office, closed the door, had sex with her, and left.

My good friend Chris worked at a local garbage company in Pierce county.He took his into the woods like 10 miles and waited till 300 in the afternoon to call the boss on the radio to quit.He dident pick up any of his 700 plus stops.He went deer hunting and had his girlfriend pick him up.It took them 3 weeks to find the truck.

I know a cook who quit the Coast Guard by lighting up a joint and blowing the smoke in his XO's face as he came through the chow line.

Quitting: left a note cause boss was an extreme “D”, and didnt show up the next day.

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