Big weekend…big weekend. First off…props to my homie Tony F’ing Mitchell for getting married…tonights the big night! Tomorrow the Tacoma Donkeys are in action…hoping to extend our winning streak to 7 games! But Sunday…ahhh Sunday...it’s the Super Bowl of Wrasslin, WrestleMania 27 in Atlanta!!!!! I haven’t been this excited for a WrestleMania in a long time…why you ask? Because I smell what the Rock is cooking & I can’t wait to see him Layeth the Smackdown on John Cena! The Rock is the host of this years WrestleMania, and judging from last Monday nights edition of Raw, there is no way that The Rock won’t be mixing it up in the match between The Miz & John Cena. That being said, as I do it every year, here are my predictions. Actually I would rather call this STP’s list of things he would like to see happen at WrestleMania, as I am sure I will be wrong on a few of these…but I’m picking with my heart! Ok, lets do this…
Edge (with Christian) vs. Alberto Del Rio (with Brodus Clay). This match is for the World Heavyweight Championship, and Edge is the current champ…As crazy as this sounds, I’m picking Alberto Del Rio…because…well…it’s his destiny.
The Miz vs. John Cena: Singles match for the WWE Championship…Ahhh…this is gonna be the match of all matches…for so many reasons. A. The Rock will be involved somehow, and B. He’s The Miz…and he’s….AWESOME!!!!!! I am so stoked that The Miz is going into Wrestlemania as champ…if you recall, and I doubt you do, and that’s ok…I said a couple years ago that The Miz is gonna be an A level superstar & his time has come. I hope he will leave Wrestlemania as champ, but I think it all depends on how The Rock is worked into this match.
Triple H vs. The Undertaker. This is a No Holds Barred match, and all I have to say is this: 19-0, The Taker is going to retire with the streak.
Jerry “The King” Lawler vs. Michael Cole (with Jack Swagger). The battle of the ring announcers…Michael Cole has quickly become one of the most hated guys in the WWE, and he’s the announcer…props to him for taking the heel character to another level. I am looking forward to this one, as they have built some serious heat between the two of them. I’m a Cole-Miner, but I think he will lose…especially since Stone Cold Steve Austin is the special guest referee…which negates the Swagger factor. I think this will be the springboard for Cole to announce that he is the anonymous Raw General manager. We shall see.
Randy Orton vs. CM Punk. All I have to say is this: I’m wearing my CM Punk T-Shirt as I write this blog….CM Punk is the best thing going in the WWE. Best in the ring, and best on the mic.
Rey Mysterio vs. Cody Rhodes. Cody Rhodes nose was “broken” by Rey’s 619 a month or so ago so Cody is no longer “Dashing”…he has a darker vibe to his persona, and I love it. He wears one of those Bill Laimbeer clear masks, and uses it as a weapon. This dark character is working for Cody, and I predict a big win for Goldust’s brother!
Snooki, Trish Stratus and John Morrison vs. Dolph Ziggler and LayCool (Layla and Michelle McCool) (with Vickie Guerrero). This is a 6-person mixed tag team match. I know…it’s ridiculous that we have to watch Snookie at Wrestlemania, and I am sure they will give her the win…especially since she is with Trish Stratus…but my vote goes to team Lay-Cool…for one simple reason…Layla is HOT!
Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan. This match is for the United States Championship…Sheamus recently beat Daniel for the belt, and many are saying this could be the match of the night…so long as they give these guys more than 5 minutes to show off their good. Props to Daniel Bryan, aka Bryan Danielson, Aberdeens own, for making it to Wrestlemania…after years of wrestling in front of dozens of people at bingo halls on the independent circuit, he is finally getting his due on the big stage. In the battle between The American Dragon & the Celtic Warrior…my pick is that our local boy gets his belt back…fingers crossed!
Kane, Big Show, Santino Marella, and Vladimir Kozlov (with Tamina) vs. The Corre (Wade Barrett, Ezekiel Jackson, Justin Gabriel, and Heath Slater). This match bums me out for many reasons. First off…Wade Barrett should be having his own match on the card…he is great! Secondly…after the Royal Rumble & the surprise appearance of Diesal…I thought for sure we would see a Big Show vs. Nash battle of the giants, so this match confirms that won’t happen. Finally…I’m annoyed with Kane…recently on RAW he was involved with Santino in some capacity where they were on the same side, and after Santino won he did his usual trumpet dance, and Kane did the dance too…sure that was a funny moment, but it effectively killed any sort of “scariness” that Kane has.
Sunday is going to kick ass. Speaking of Wrestling, even though he isn’t in the WWE…my boss Sgt. Hairclub…sent me this video…Hilarious!!!!
So today is April Fools Day… April Fool’s Day is the one day where you are allowed to be a D-Bag & pull pranks on your friends. The website Guyism released some of the top “easy” pranks you can pull on people you know…Here are 10 of them (in no particular order):
1. Borrow someone’s cell phone and change the language setting to a foreign language.
2. Dip the tips of someone’s cigarettes in Orajel so their lips will go numb.
3. Bring multiple sets of clothes to work, change every hour, and act like nothing’s different.
4. Cup some water in your hand and pretend to sneeze on the back of someone’s head.
5. Hide all of the desktop icons on someone’s computer and replace the monitor’s wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
6. Cover a toilet seat with plastic wrap.
7. Conference call two people then don’t say anything, just listen.
8. Rubber band the sprayer on the kitchen sink into the “on” position.
9. Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.
10 .Buy some underwear, write a co-worker’s name in them, then leave them on the floor of the office bathroom.
We took calls from people with the best pranks they have done…or the best pranks that were done to them, and here are some of the Texts we received:
I put double sided tape on the toilet seat. A few hours later I came home to little curly hairs all over the tape. My dad was pissed.
Best Prank I pulled was paying the money at a baseball game to put a proposal from my buddy to his girlfriend. He returned the favor by getting my girlfriend to get me to believe she was pregnant. Josh in Tacoma.
Used to tape the sprayer on the sink and spray my mom every april fools day when she went to make her coffee. ~Dawn
Best joke you take oreo cookies take out the filling and replace it with toothpaist then just sit back and watch there face its price less
When I was deployed I told my squad our 12 month tour was extended ti 18months. Best prank ever
That last text was funny because we then got this text…..
When I was deployed my squad leader said our 12 month tour was being extended to 15 months. Worst prank ever
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