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STP's BLOG 01/05/12 "Lu Lu Poo Poo"

The morning started off without BJ…he was running a little late due to stomach issues from his dinner last night. So Toppy and I kicked off the show, and I mentioned that whatever BJ ate I need to feed to my new pup LuLu, because she is driving me batty trying to get her to go poop outside. She’s starting to get the peeing thing down…kind of, but hell she is only 2 months old, so I can’t get too frustrated. I bet that my neighbors think I’m crazy though…in efforts to get her to go poop outside, I will be outside for 10-15 minutes repeatedly saying “LuLu go Poo Poo…LuLu Poo Poo” over and over and over!

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BJ came in for the second break to explain his stomach issues…which led to these texts:
Great we heard about Lu Lus poo poo now we hear about BJ poopooo
Wait so your late because you have a food hangover ? Wow../ what a rebel you are
You guys sound so old ha Ha Ha
I don’t usually watch Celebrity Apprentice, but they just announced this season’s cast…and they have me hooked for this one. First off, our buddy Lisa Lampanelli is going to be on it…just her alone would have me hooked as she is one funny person! But she isn’t the only one that will make this season interesting…how about Adam Carolla!!! Penn Jillette, American Chopper’s Paul “Senior” Teutul, Dee Snider from Twisted Sister, George Takai, Clay Aiken, Lou Ferrigno, and more!!!! Oh yeah…Debbie Gibson too!!!! Seriously though…there are some outspoken funny effers on this season…should make for great drama!!!!
Speaking of great drama…I’ll keep this short as I know once I type the word The Bachelor here, you will puke in your mouth, but my wife & I just watched the first episode of this season…and wow!!! There are crazy chicks on this show…it’s already awesome! I know every year I say this show should be called “Bitches Be Crazy”, but from the first episode alone, this season deserves the title “Bitches be the craziest!”
We got this email from Greg, AKA Newman:
Hi guys,
Have you ever tried to do the right thing and it totally backfired? Well, this Marine is in hot water for doing an honest mistake:
Former Marine Ryan Jerome travelled to New York City for his first time on business, and decided to visit the Empire State Building. While there, he asked where he should check his gun. The security officer called police and Jerome spent the next two days in jail. The 28-year-old has no criminal history, and now faces a mandatory minimum sentence of three and a half years in prison. If convicted, his sentence could be as high as fifteen years. Jerome has a valid concealed carry permit in Indiana and visited New York believing that it was legal to bring his firearm -- The online gun-law information he read was inaccurate. He hasn’t yet been indicted by a grand jury, but even if they want to give him less time, the legal minimum would be two years. Jerome told the New York Post, quote, “I’ve been a law-abiding citizen my entire life, and for something like this to come down, it rips me apart, It’s like taking a good dog and scolding him for something he didn’t do.”
Based on this story, lets answer Greg’s question that he emailed: Have you ever tried to do the right thing and it totally backfired? Here are the texts:
I was talkin to my teacher and theyh asked about a fight and i told them who did it and it end up in me getting susspended Jonathon
Working a show and a guy was passed out puke all over himself drunk. Brought him to the medics. They sent him to the hospital. He tried suing the venue for wrongful eviction and me for excess force. Eventually was dropped but a bit of nightmare with missed work time for court dates. Cajun
I tried to do the right thing and take away Steve's Pet Pals magazine, but then I didn't get a Christmas present that year :-( -Lucy
I was visiting some friends in California and we went out to the bars I saw one of the guys in our group and his debit card was almost falling out of his pocket I grabbed it and gave it to him later him and his friend came and tried to fight me and my buddy cause he thought I tried to steal it
I found out that the Good Sam laws do not apply on Indian Reservations. A drunk native on drugs overdosed, and I tried to help with CPR (all 1 block fro m my house). Idiot ended up dying, & family tried to sue me for wrongful death. I was a paramedic at the time it happened. Ben in Tacoma
One time a lady with two kids in front of me at the grocery store was using an EBT card and it wasn't working. I offered to buy hey groceries for her and she flipped out on me saying she didn't need handouts. I kept my mouth shut, but I wanted to ask her who gave her the EBT card.
1 day i was on My way 2 work when i saw a guy on the side of the road with his hood ur so i stopped 2 help then he hit me with something and broke My ribs 4 $6
 Last week, 29-year-old Jason Hamielec and 28-year-old Brian Johnson, both of Madison, Wisconsin, stole a bunch of DVDs and video games from a Target store. As they were driving away, they bragged and joked about everything they'd stolen. But they didn't realize one of them had accidentally POCKET DIALED 911. So the police got to hear them describe their crime in full detail. For 54 MINUTES. Eventually, Jason and Brian decided to sell everything at a video store. The cops got there first…and when Jason and Brian pulled into the parking lot, they were arrested for retail theft.
Based on this…how have you or someone you know been busted? What were you doing and how did you get caught? Here are the texts:
My buddy was doing graffiti on a rooftop. He spent a good while up there painting his nickname in huge letters. Somehow his wallet fell out of his pocket Cops got him next morning. graffiti is a felony in texas. epic fail.
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me via picture message FROM HER! I was drinkin with my buddies and my girlfriend said she was gonna hang back at her friends house and have a few glasses of wine. Apparently she had more than me. She took a picture of herself in her bra and panties in the mirror and said she wished i was there. Well i had been to her friends and that wasnt her bathroom. On top of it there was a shirtless guy in the background that she didnt catch until after she sent it. DUMBASS. Rock on bitches. Jon in monroe.
Friend of mine got busted when he butted dialed his girlfriend. He was telling me how he nailed this chick
My buddy was breaking in to cars with his brother, the cops got called and they started running on foot through a school playground. His brother took off on another direction and jumped a fence because the.cops released the dogs. My buddy was looking Back at his brother while he was in a full sprint and ran right in to a pole knocking himself UN conscience. needles to say he woke up in the back of a cop car
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