Carmen Tisch is a 36-year-old woman from Colorado, she and some friends were at a Museum in Denver last Thursday afternoon, and she appeared to be drunk. She came across a nine-and-a-half-foot tall, 13-foot-wide abstract oil painting and that's when the trouble started. For some reason, Carmen pulled down her pants, repeatedly punched and scratched the painting, leaned against it with her pants down, and slid down to the floor. Museum officials say the painting is valued at $30 MILLION, and Carmen did about $10,000 worth of damage. Wow!!! First off…here is a pic of the painting…do you think this is worth 30 million dollars?
If you answered, “Yes” to the question if this is worth 30 million…you need to get your head checked. This is why I don’t get abstract art…it’s just a mess on canvas…the funny thing is that I don’t know if this was before or after the butt rub! Could the butt rub really make this thing look any worse? Unless this was a painting of an apple, and the butt rub turned it into that mess. Hell…this texter agrees with me:
Have you seen much abstract art? Let's be honest. A drunk chick rubbing her butt on it probably increased the value.
This story is funny as it is…but it gets better…or worse depending on who you ask. While Carmen was rubbing her backside against the painting, she also emptied her bladder!!! Officials say that it appears she just urinated on herself, and none of it got on the painting. Although a little yellow couldn’t hurt in that painting if you ask me! Carmen was charged with felony criminal mischief and is still in jail.
Based on this…what is the worst damage you have caused? What was it, and what did it cost? Here are the texts we got:
Hey guys! Last year I bought a brand new 2011 toyota toyota Tacoma...had it for 3 weeks when one day on my way to work only a few streets from my house, A guy pulled out in front of me with his kid in the car. I was doing the speed limit which was 30 so with literally no time to spare. I swerved out of the way to miss him causing me to lose control, When I crashed through a sign, through a fence and into a tree in somebody's yard... total amount of damage was around 35,000 for everything ...no money out of ny pocket after everything though he admitted fault to the cops.
A buddy of mine at school owns a mustang gt. at a party some guys decided they didn't like him and beat him up then went for his car. They proceeded to kick in every panel within the car, broke windows, and ripped out a door panel. His hood was broke inwards and no external panel was salvageable. Over 10k in damage. Unfortunately I wasn't there to mess those kids up
When I was 10 I lit a tree in my backyard on fire which eventually spread to the house next door. I cost my parents a couple hundred thousand dollars.
A friend turned 50 got his tongue pierced but didn't get the smaller barbell when swelling went down When playing v-ball he bit it causing $6000 in dental work
The broncos damaged the steelers pride and the cost of that is priceless. Broncos for life
I wrecked a truck when I worked at a car dealership. Between that truck and the one that I hit I did over $9,500 in damage. I kept my job though.
4 years ago hwy 2 before Leavenworth 3rd day on the job company truck an earth slide over my truck big accident $30000 truck to the garbage and broken arm but I didn't get fired
I rolled my friends rental car witch he opted out of insurance for after we flip the car we will get back on its wheels drove around the corner and caught on fire cost 16,000 dollars and second degree arson felony charge
My little brother flooded a new construction home and caused 30000 in damage
On my most recent deployment to Iraq I backed an uparmored humvee into a Ford explorer and cost me $1300
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