Today is Blue Friday…all I have to say about that is:
Yesterday we were talking to someone that had an unplanned child, and when BJ grilled him or her (I can’t remember), the guys response was “Life Happens”…this sent BJ in a downward spiral…he says how he hates that term, so of course I kept using that phrase to piss him off, and I will continue to do so. I’m smelling a possible new T_Shirt.
According to Radar Online, Harry Styles from the boy band One Direction dumped Taylor Swift after growing tired of her "asexual" ways. The 18-year-old got bored of Taylor, who is 23, after she wasn’t giving him the sweet loving. A friend of Taylor says, quote, "Taylor is so concerned that the public will think she's a whore because she dates around, that she doesn't put out, what she doesn't get is that the guys keep dumping her because she's being a prude."
Based on the fact that Taylor was dumped…again…this time for allegedly being “asexual”, finish this sentence: “I was once dumped because of _____?” Or “I once dumped someone because of _____”. Here are some of the texts we got:
Let's just say, never leave your porn browser open when your conservative Christian college girlfriend visits. Whoops. –DV
I dumped my boyfriend of 19 years old because he could only have sex once a day. Too young for that! –Nicole
I once dumped a man because he wanted to wear my lingerie. He is now living as a woman. Thank God I got out when I did!
I dumped a girl because she did not like music. Did not listen to radio or own any. The Sex was notgood enough to stay around. Cajun
I was once dumped because I'm poor. Montana - federal way
I dumped a girl once for the way she ate spaghetti, she looked like a cow grazing on grass
I dumped my ex cuz I wasn't allowed to watch tv or movies without her approval...
I once dumped a girl because she cut her hair short and I didn't like it
I dumped my ex-fiancee while in the military when she called to ask "I'm pregnant, its not yours, what should I do? " my response was "lose my number"
Today's Video Blog features the Rev getting inspired by Jessica Simpson!