Last week many high school football players decided what college they're going to commit to. Cassanova McKinzy is a linebacker from Birmingham, Alabama who was deciding between Clemson and Auburn. He ended up going with Auburn, and his reason was…CHICK-FIL-A. Cassanova says that when he visited Clemson, "They had no Chick-fil-A on campus. You had to go, like, probably like 15 minutes off campus to go to like a real restaurant. Their café was kind of small." Here's the craziest part of this decision. There actually IS a Chick-fil-A on Clemson's campus. Cassanova just didn't realize it and no one pointed it out to him…possibly because they didn't know THAT was his top criteria.
Now that is a strange reason to pick a college…Based on that finish this sentence: People Think I’m crazy, but I once made a decision based on _____. Here are the texts:
Made a decision whether or not to go to bed with a broad based on the size of her rack. Ive moved on from my shallow ways. Im an ass man now.
living based on where the most bdsm and swingers clubs are
I went to western because of chickfila ! Moved here from georgia. Best fast food. Bonus - nice campus
I took a job that paid $4 less cause they had free subway on Fridays...
I went skydiving.. Figured if i could do that i could do anything... They still think Im nuts bc i would like to go again... Nikki in south hill
I once made a decision of girlfriends based on how well she could spell. If she's ditzy, i wont date her.
I took a job cuz i cud nail my new boss's hot wife! Ended up hitn it 4 sevral yrs without any1 findn out!
I made a decision based on boobs. This girl was crazy but i decided to keep with it cuz she had awesome giant boobs. -Jake in federal way
I chose my master because he uses skippy over jif. - Lucy
People think I'm crazy because I made a decision based on whether I like crunchy or creamy. –Lucy
I hired employees based on their boob size.....worst employees ever......but fun to look at
My friend went to chicago just for white castle
The National Geographic Channel just released the results of a survey on DOOMSDAY. Here are the findings…
-- 27% of us think the Mayan apocalypse prediction will come at least partially
-- 41% would rather invest in a bomb shelter than their retirement fund
-- 7% think "Planet of the Apes" could come true in the next 25 years. (OK…I call foul on this…these 7% of people should have all rights pulled from them, as they are clearly to stupid to drive, vote, have cable, etc)
Interestingly, the survey also states that if we found out the world was ending tomorrow…
-- 27% of us would resolve arguments with loved ones
-- 24% would have sex
-- 20% would stock food and water
-- 6% would eat at a fancy restaurant
-- and 3% would do an extreme sport like skydiving.
We thought those stats were interesting… If the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do? Here are some of the texts we got:
I would try heroin and meth and pcp!! Lets party!!
Spank it in public
Would go to my favorite spot on the oregon coast and wait with my girlfriend and a bottle of top shelf tequila for me aned dark chocolate for her
Id do what I do everyday. No reason to change just cuz the world is gonna end. Samantha from spanaway
I would lock myself and steve in the basement with our stockpile of peanut butter. -Lucy-
i would tell every girl i saw that i was the chosen one and get it in with all of them. hopefully to die from exhaustion before the world ended Marcus
Viagara and hookers! Chris. Mt Vernon
If the everyone knew the world was going to end then there would be noone
guarding the lexus dealership
Id have as much sex as possible. Yes, im a woman.
I'd watch a movie with my daughter and eat all kinds off junk food!!
I would find me some fatties and have tons of fun.
Today's Video Blog features Aaron & Stacey...they came in to watch the show, and to celebrate the fact that Aaron is retiring from the Navy. Congrats Aaron!!!!