You know it’s going to be an odd day when I tweet out a pic like this:
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This morning BJ was running a little late, so I used the air time in our first break to vent to Toppy about my parking issues. I will preface this by saying this is a completely obsessive compulsive issue, and at the end of the day it’s not a big deal…yet, for some reason this gets under my skin. For the last 3 or 4 years I have been parking in a lot. I have parked in the exact same spot every morning for those 3 or 4 years. Well for the last couple of weeks I have been in a battle for that spot. I first noticed it about 3 weeks ago, I parkedand then this car shows up…and parks right next to my car. I thought it was odd, as they had to wait for me to close my door to back into my spot…even though at 4 in the morning, every other spot is available…yet they needed to wait for the spot next to mine. A couple days after that I was running a little late…I get to the lot, and they are in my spot! I know, right? WTF! So since then it’s been a back and forth battle for the spot…It’s gotten to the point where I get into work 5 to 10 minutes earlier to secure my spot…and I noticed that they are now rolling in earlier too. BJ came in during my bitch-fest and he agreed with me, and talked about how it seems like women like to invade a guys personal space. Again…I know it’s a dumb thing to vent about, but c’mon…this is my damn space! Of course this led to a slew of texts…it’s a hot topic haha…here are some texts we got:
I respect the "man space" cuz I know if I don't he'll invade my kitchen (GTFO of my kitchen!!!)
it's like nature Steve you gotta fight for it if you wanted to keep it. protect your niche and your place in the food chain
Parking spots- first world problems. Happy Friday. –Bryan
that's funny because if I noticed somebody parking in the same spot every day . I will make a point to come in early and steal it. just to be a douche
Auburn Police arrested 46-year-old Ryan James Purdy – he’s the man who they said used a fake badge to commit a series of robberies in Seattle parks. Police have been looking for him since December, and they finally caught him when he bragged to a bus passenger. What a dummy! The guy he bragged to recognized him from a picture in a KIROTV.com story about the robberies that he had read on his phone.
Based on this…it could be a good or a bad thing, but what is that one thing you always brag about? Here are the texts we got:
I always brag about being able to pay for my college education by myself without taking out any loans and graduating from UW at 23
I brag about my sexual endeavors with my wife to my friends and she hates me for it
I always brag that my 10 year old daughter sang with Barry Manilow at the Showare this year. She's awesome.
Girl I was dating would constantly brag about once being on the Olympic Ski team while she was in Cali. It's almost like she would forget who she told about this because each time she told me she sounded like it was the first time she had ever told me. WTF? I really don't care. I don't even ski.
I sang at Edgar Martinez's wedding. -DV
I had a friend that's no longer a friend always brag about how big his unit was.
Everyday all the time. You know what they say "people that brag about their unit size all the time really aren't that big"
How great my rack is. They're real but people constantly think they're fake since I'm small & athletic but nope!
My boyfriends big dong
Huge thanks to The Greg Wilson for coming in. I watched him last night on TruTV’s “Worlds Dumbest…” and he was commenting on one of my all time favorite You Tube videos, “Booty Pop” by Albert…
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