STP's BLOG 03/10/14 "Bad Trip!"
BJ was a casualty of Daylight Savings Time…he was late this morning because of it. But the show must go on, so the “B” team took over…as Toppy and I talked about the big stories of the day. Ok, we hit on one story…but, my friends, this is the only story that matters today!
Last week, a 24-year-old named Ronnie and his 31-year-old girlfriend Jessica bought some steak at a Walmart in Tampa, Florida. Then they took it home, cooked it up, and ate it with their two young daughters.
After they finished eating . . . everything started looking strange…Because their Walmart steak was LACED WITH LSD.
Could you even imagine that? I can’t! Damn! The crazy part is that Jessica was 9 months pregnant!!! I’m getting tripped out by this story and all I have had this morning is coffee!
They went to the hospital, and doctors had to INDUCE LABOR while Ronnie and their daughters were on breathing tubes. Fortunately, everyone turned out okay . . . and Jessica and her new baby son were released a few days later.
Even thought this has nothing to do with the story…whenever I think of people tripping on acid, I think of this scene from Hot Rod… when Dave is trippin’ his face off!
Lots of changes for the Hawks in the off season…sadly Red Bryant is off to Jacksonville to play with the Jaguars, or as I like to call them, the “Junior Hawks”. One guy that was picked up in the off season was Travis Beckum…Travis is a tight end, we shall see how he does on the field, but I think you will agree with me that based on his off the field antics…he will be loved in the North West! Check out this video off of his Instagram page!