Ahhhh we are back from a week off…it’s great to be back. If you are thinking we all did crazy stuff while on vacation…Vicky was sick, Rev was gassy, Nick was stoned, Toppy was doing unspeakable things in his bedroom, I was hanging with my pups, and BJ…ok, BJ went to Hawaii…that lucky jerk! He might have had Hawaii with an amazing view…but does his view compare to this?
Yup…that’s Lulu chilling in my jeans…crap why did I post this…I can smell the jokes coming!!!!!
Donald Trump resurrected his six-year feud with Rosie O’Donnell last week, when he gloated about "The Rosie Show" being canceled in an interview with "Fox and Friends". Trump said, "Well, I always knew that Oprah was smart. Frankly, that was just going to happen. I knew it immediately when they announced it. Rosie fails at everything. She had a variety show, it failed. I mean, I just don't understand . . . now somebody else, some moron will come and hire her again to do something else and that'll fail. At some point, let her rest. Let her go away. She'll never make it and I've said it for years. She'll never make it!”
Based on Donald Trump saying that Rosie O’Donnell “Fails at everything”, what was your biggest failure…or…what was your biggest success? Here are some of the texts we got!
My biggest success was finally being able to kick my dads ass, damn old man strength is tough to beat, my biggest failure is my life,
My bigest fail was when I was texting my friend about are planes for this week and I walked in to a handycap sign, it left a big red mark down the middle
Getting married (fail) then getting divorced (success)
Biggest success landing a 6 figure job and still doing it today without a college degree or any formal education relating to my job
I was a highschool drop out drug dealer. But I turned my life around, got a college degree at 27, and work as an accountant. Keep telling men to be accountable
I failed at wearing a condom, but succeeded at being a father
Biggest success: reaching the rank of sgt in the us army. Biggest failure: getting kicked out of us army a year later for pissing hot for pot 8 times
Bigst failur- bein alergic 2 peanutbuttr when my daddy luvs it! Signd lucy!
I failed, I used crunchy instead of creamy with Lucy. Steve
In Austria, a 56-year-old man . . . whose name wasn't released . . . was on unemployment. And he was in NO HURRY to stop the checks from rolling in by going back to work. Yesterday, he had an appointment with the labor office . . . and he knew if he went, they'd see he was healthy and able to get a job, but he did NOT want that. So he came up with a perfectly rational and logical plan . . . he grabbed his electric saw and cut off his own foot…HIS OWN FOOT! Then, for some reason, he threw his foot in the oven before he called for an ambulance. Doctors weren't able to reattach his foot. But for now he's still in the hospital and doesn't have to go get a job, so . . . mission accomplished?
That is slightly too extreme of a way to get out of work…but what about you? What ridiculous thing did you do or say to get out of work?
Told my boss i had a fugus on my junk he didnt beleave me so iw4ent a pic to them thousand isjaind muvptard and chly mix with guacumolie makes a grate infection
My brother wanted to go to a weekend concert with a new girlfriend...so he told his boss his best friend was in a bad accident then proceeded to tell them the friends daughter died and he needed to go to the funeral for the following weekend
I have "killed" off a few members of my family members and also went to work just trashed from the night before and my boss knew and didnt fire me.
I faked a mental break down to get out of a meeting
Guy called in and said his cat was decapitated and had to take it to the vet. Turns out he was drunk, go figure.
Today's Video Blog features something that Toppy got for his new house!