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STP's BLOG 04/25/12 "I Can't Stand Up!"

Here's some bad news for people that travel a lot. You're six times more likely to become friends with a stranger you meet on a flight than to hook up with them. 39% of people say they've made friends with a stranger they met on a plane. Only 6% have found a romantic partner. And only 7% stayed in touch with their new friend after they got back home. We got talking about this, and fpor some reason my mind got wandering and I presented BJ and the gang some “lines” you probably shouldn’t say while on a plane when a hot chick tries to sit next to you:

Wink at the girl and say, “Don’t ask me to stand up right now…if ya know what I mean”

“I’m no Air Marshall…but I am packing heat”

“Can I use those as pillows?”

I don’t know why, but this text soon came in after I came up with those things to say:

I'm suprised Steve ever stands up.

Want to see something funny! Check out Lulu acting all tough behind bars…

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According to a new survey, almost two-thirds of people say that honesty about money in a relationship is as important as being faithful. 37% of men and 56% of women admit that, at some point, they haven't told their partner the truth about money. 25% of women and 8% of men have said they bought something on sale when it wasn't. Women are also twice as likely as men to hide receipts or purchases.
Based on the number of people that have lied to their partner about money…is this you? Have you ever hid a purchase from your spouse? What was it? Here are some of the texts we got:

My exwife lied about 275 dollars and now she is my exwife.

Lying is totally worth it! I've got four weapons in the gun locker the woman doesn't know about, but my kids are taken care of and the bills are paid.

Sometimes my wife "forgets" to tell me she bought something.

Smoking purchases for the last 1.5 years

A 1958 stratocaster. she knows its in my music room but has NO stinkin idea how much it cost.... 18000 american. bld ftw

I spent $43 on junk food didn't tell her about and then she found the receipt and immediately broke up with me. ~ from Dah pacman

I hid from my wife getting a credit card but I got it so I could surprise her at the coach store for her birthday. Lets just say she was very grateful after.

Bought my ex some fake boobs. Wish I could have them back to giv to my new girlfriend. They were expensive.

My spouse gave 500 dollars to her sister last week because her sister spent all her money on drugs and didnt have money for her kids. this has happened more than once. i dont know how to put a stop to it and it pissses me off.

I know a guy who hid a new Ferrari from his wife!! For years until he sold it she never knew

Bought a hooker and didnt tell my girl

Years ago my ex husband told me he wanted to buy a car, I said we couldnt afford it he bought it anyway and hid it for 3 months. But I took it in the divorce.


Yesterday we talked about 47-year-old Debbie Stevens of New York. She donated her kidney to save her BOSS'S LIFE . . . then got FIRED. She filed a complaint with the state human rights commission, saying she was only hired for her kidney. Now she's taking it even further . . . and says she wants her kidney BACK. That's going to be tough, though because Debbie's kidney didn't actually go into her boss, 61-year-old Jackie Brucia. It went to a patient in St. Louis who was a better match. And because of that, Jackie rocketed up the national donation list, and got a kidney from a donor in San Francisco. Jackie's also claiming she didn't trick Debbie into taking a job just for a kidney. In an interview yesterday, Jackie said, quote, "I will always be grateful that she gave me a kidney. I have nothing bad to say about her."

Based on the fact that she wants her kidney back… finish this sentence…”I wish I could have BLANK back”. What is something you gave to someone that you wish you could have back? Here are some of the texts!

My bachelor-hood

I wish I could have my 8000 dollar wedding set back from my soon to be ex

I want my soul back from my miserable ex wife.

My virginity i dont remember losing to jimmy beam

I want my 7 years back...married the wrong person!

My virginity it wasn't real special since it lasted about 10 seconds in the back of my ford exp hatchback, yeah the girls name was beck

My forskin! Shawn

I gave my ex my original nintendo 158 games and every accessory available because i was young and stupid

Toppy will appreciate this: in 1989 I gave my girlfriend at the time a red '67 Camaro... 327 4-speed. It wasn't an expensive car back then. Joe from Woodinville

Wish I could get back my 1998 undefeated state champions football jersey and ring.
I wish I could get back my 1993 signed Edgar Martinez Upper Deck card back. Have it to someone who didn't even care about baseball. -the DV

want my innocence back steve –Lucy

Got my boyfriend $1000 drag slicks for his little tuner car. ended up buying a similar car. Kind of wish i still had them... ): from hannah in snohomish.

I wish I could have my weed back. I'm 17, my dad found it in my room, and then gave it to his girlfriend. -lex, Tacoma


Today's Video Blog features BJ getting confused by the internets, and I show him a picture that annoys him!



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12/11/2012 2:10PM
I like the wet doggy pic of Lulu
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