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STP's BLOG 05/02/12 "Protests!!!"

Yesterday it was complete anarchy in seattle for May Day (May 1st). A bunch of protests were planned, they were meant to be peaceful, but there is this idiot group of protesters called the “Black Bloc” that vandalized stores, cars, tossed jars of urine and bags of feces at cops, etc. It was ridiculous. I took to Facebook, because that is this generations soap box after all to express my opinion on these jack knobs! Here:

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Judging by the fact over 100 people liked this status update, I’m guessing I’m not alone in hating those idiots!

Phoenix Jones was in the news too during the coverage of the protests…Seattle’s self proclaimed super hero was seen on TV fighting off the protesters that were trying to get to the Federal building, and talk about timing…our buddy’s in the band Quickie…recently recorded a song about Phoenix, and today released the video for the song…watch it here:



That isn’t the only reason why Phoenix Jones is in the news…he now has an arch-nemisis. I’m not kidding. This is the town we live in where people are pretending to be in a super hero movie. I do have to say the video that this “villain” made is pretty cool…until the ending where he tries to do some comedy:



This story blows my mind!!!! 45-year-old Marek Olszewski of Poland dumped his girlfriend, a 34-year-old dentist named Anna Mackowiak, for another woman. A few days later, despite the fact that there are PLENTY of other dentists in Poland, Marek kept his appointment for oral surgery with Anna. So Marek went under anesthesia, and Anna started the procedure. Then she snapped. She said, quote, "I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions . . . but when I saw him lying there, I just thought, 'What a bastard.' When Marek came to, he found out Anna had removed ALL HIS TEETH. Anna faces three years in prison, and Marek's new girlfriend dumped him when she saw he was toothless.

Ok, seriously…why would this go see her? He deserves what he got. If my ex worked at an oil changing place I wouldn’t even see her to get my oil changed, let alone dental work. Geez…dum dum! So based on this story …finish this sentence: “Looking back, I am not proud to admit that I did _______to get back at an ex” …here are some of the texts:

Got married to my current wife to get back at my ex – WK

I took a sledgehammer to my exs brand new car back in high school after through her actions i lost a half ride scholorship to a very good D 1 school.

I got drunk one night and during a party we were throwing decided to show everyone all her nude pics. They all really appreciated it ha ha

When I was 19 I was dumped by my ex after I caught her cheating. So the next day, I slept with her sister on her bed. Jake from Fairwood

i am not proud that when much ex and the girl he cheated on me with came through my coffee stand to get coffee i put my finger in my underwear and swirled it in their coffees


Some how we got multiple texts about revenge sex with the ex’s mom!!!! Look at these:

To get back at a ex, I had sex with her mom! Her mom was a freak too!

Not proud i did it in revenge but am however proud in general for doin my exs mom! Should have gotten with her in the first place. WAY BETTER!!

Definetly regret having sex with my exs mom (im 16). my exs older sister was pretty damn good though!


 A Canadian survey found that a large number of people don't know how to do household repairs.

--46% of people don't know how to install a faucet, and 14% don't even know how to do step one: Turning off the water in their house.
--One in three people don't know how to install a light fixture.
--45% of people can't replace a broken zipper on their clothes, including two out of three men.
--And 28% of people don't know how to change a tire, including nearly half of all women.

Based on this….whether it be in the house or elsewhere…what is something that you think you SHOULD know how to do, but you don’t? Here are some of the texts:

my gf, CANT COOK... when i met her she burned water, i tried to teach her... 3 years,later.. she still cant even cook eggs. -.- but she can bake anything :)

Mary- arkansas. Should now how to replace a light fixture...or ceiling fan... but I don't.

I can do almost anything around the house, but I dont know how to install carpet. Carpet is cheap. The labor kills you.

Change a tire or check the fluids! Jaye on I-5

Replace toilet / or rear tank / or inside and diagnose the problem

I'm 27 and still don't pay my own bills, I know I should know how to, but I still use a bookkeeper for all of them, it costs $600/month...

How to replace dry wall after putting a whole in the wall.

I dont know who to hook up my dvd player, my 16 year old son has to do it for me

As 38 year old guy, I should be able to open a beer bottle with a lighter...but I fail, I have actually broke bottles and cut myself trying! Pete

Parallel park. I've had my drivers license for 10 years and I still can't. – Sarah

'I utterly fail at changing windshield wipers, even as easy as it is. Took me a half hour a couple weeks ago because I couldn't get the friggin things to 'fit. Doh. -the DV

I'm a 30 year old guy and can't drive stick. I've had multiple dudes tell me I'm a worthless POS for not knowing how.

Big G olympia~ I'm 28 and cant do my taxes. my mom is an accountant so why bother

I should know how to make a sandwich, but DAMMIT, its just so confusing! Thank god my wife has a handle on this one.......phew. -​ Gregg


Today's Video Blog is an Intern Challenge. Our intern Hot Kyle has 60 seconds to find a random woman to pinch his nipples…will he do it?



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