BJ was a casualty of Daylight Savings Time…he was late this morning because of it. But the show must go on, so the "B" team took over…as Toppy and I talked about the big stories of the day. Ok, we hit on one story…but, my friends, this is the only story that matters today!
Last week, a 24-year-old named Ronnie and his 31-year-old girlfriend Jessica bought some steak at a Walmart in Tampa, Florida. Then they took it home, cooked it up, and ate it with their two young daughters.
After they finished eating . . . everything started looking strange…Because their Walmart steak was LACED WITH LSD.
Could you even imagine that? I can't! Damn! The crazy part is that Jessica was 9 months pregnant!!! I'm getting tripped out by this story and all I have had this morning is coffee!
They went to the hospital, and doctors had to INDUCE LABOR while Ronnie and their daughters were on breathing tubes. Fortunately, everyone turned out okay . . . and Jessica and her new baby son were released a few days later.
Even thought this has nothing to do with the story…whenever I think of people tripping on acid, I think of this scene from Hot Rod… when Dave is trippin' his face off!
Lots of changes for the Hawks in the off season…sadly Red Bryant is off to Jacksonville to play with the Jaguars, or as I like to call them, the "Junior Hawks". One guy that was picked up in the off season was Travis Beckum…Travis is a tight end, we shall see how he does on the field, but I think you will agree with me that based on his off the field antics…he will be loved in the North West! Check out this video off of his Instagram page!
Tomorrow the Sounders kick (no pun intended) off their season at home…and I came across a great soccer inspired video. If you want to run on the field during a sporting event and NOT get tackled by security, you just have to be a kid!
During a soccer match between Brazil and South Africa on Wednesday, a little kid somehow got down on the field and started running around. Here is the best part…he didn't get into trouble, instead the players lifted him in the air and did an impromptu photo shoot with him. Check it out!
You just never know what is going to happen when you first turn on the stations text line (7-7-9-9-9) … this was the first text I saw…
The kids on the internets love doing this #ThrowbackThursday, and I found a good one…this stems from my college days…I was clearly going through a Mike Patton phase!
Speaking of College, I came across this awesome promo that I made with my bud's Joe & Scott. This was at the height of the Beastie Boys "Sabotage" video…so we spoofed it. Our head engineer in the communications department wasn't thrilled when he found out that we hung out of a car with a school video camera that was tens of thousands of dollars in cost at the time. Here is the video…yes, that skinny guy running is me with hair!
We came across this list of things men over 30 should just NEVER wear.
2. Choker necklaces.
3. Dangly earrings.
4. Skull jewelry.
5. Fake tanner.
6. A wrist full of bracelets.
8. Sports jerseys customized with their name on the back.
9. Backwards hats.
Based on this list…I'm doing OK, as I don't do any…I'm closed on a couple, but I don't do exactly what is listed (cough wear jerseys with a players name on them cough).
It doesn't have to be just clothes…what is something you shouldn't do over 30? Or…what is something you wish you could still do, but you are "too old" for that? Here are some of the texts we got…
I wish I could still be banging my wife. But I'm diabetic and 45, and not everything works anymore. And she's refusing adding Viagra to the situation u ntil I can get my blood sugar levels under control.
though tempting after 30 taking a beer bong seems a little too adolescent as if ur trying to relive some old memory u want to get back...Frank the TANK! Lol
People over 30 shouldn't be going to 'the club'. That's just creepy.
My dad is over 50 years old and he still shops at zumiez and Pac sun. I'm 19 and I don't even shop that stuff for high schoolers
Video games my wife is always telling me I am too old for video games. I'm 36 and I rock the hell out of my backwards hat.
Women that wear sweats with words on the butt.
After 30 everyone should stop talking like they are from the "hood", no one should talk like that in general but over 30 you sound like a idiot
Wish I could do general admission at concerts. Just to darn old to stand there for 4 hours to see a band.
im getting too old to take drugs like lsd, molly,ect love the show, joe
Today's video blog is a Throwback Thursday! Here is an old video of me in college... lesson learned, don't let college kids host a TV show under a herbal influence!
Here is the same video for those on their phone...
The online cooking show "Epic Meal Time" just did an episode with Arnold Schwarzenegger, where they cooked a huge steak-and-egg sandwich on top of Arnold's tank...yes…AH-NOLD has a TANK! A Tank! Did I mention that he owns a TANK?!? He has a Patton tank, from the Korean War. The sandwich was made with OSTRICH eggs, and had more than 78,000 calories. Check it out…
So people are beating up John Travolta…because he screwed up a name at the Oscars (he called Idina Menzel "Adele Dazeem"). People really need to lighten up…we all have screwed up like this, if you missed it, here it is:
So someone came up with a funny Name Generator where you type in your name and it will "Travoltafy" your name. What's your "Travoltified" name?
BJ Shea: Brooke Scone
Me: Shae Thompseen
Vicky B: Vincent Bruwn
The Rev: Troy Reez
Hot Kyle: Hope Keezy
Joe The Prodigy: Jae Thompseen (apparently in the eyes of Travolta, we are related)
My favorite of all of the names that are "Travoltafied" is Toppys…when you type in Topshelf, this is the name that comes up: THOMAS! Thomas? That's it? I'm calling Toppy Thomas from now on!
Whenever I talk about John Travolta, I always think of this awesome song by Mr. Bungle...
If you aren't listening to the podcast (STP-CAST) that I do with Topshelf, I mean Thomas, Mono-Nick, and The Rev…you are missing out on some of the most intelligent conversations in the podcasting world. This week on the STP-CAST, it's all about the High-Brow humor...Here is a behind the scenes look....
Huge props to Curtis Keat -- he is an 11th grader at South Kitsap High School in Port Orchard, and recently he came in for a school project to job shadow us. He followed all of the shows around with a camera and planned on making a video of his experience. I have to say…this video is AWESOME! Great job Curtis, the future is bright for you…as for your piano playing…not so bright haha. It's a really neat piece on KISW behind the scenes…check it out:
I think the "Selfie" has officially Jumped The Shark, at last night's Oscars, Ellen Degeneres took a selfie that quickly became the most re-Tweeted post on Twitter. In the pic, it's her, Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts, Jared Leto, Jennifer Lawrence, Bradley Cooper, Channing Tatum, Kevin Spacey, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Lupita Nyong'o, and Lupita's brother (best photo bomb on his part)…and it's already been re=tweeted over 2 million times. Now that the "selfie" has been embraced by the old celeb's, I think that means it should be put to rest.
But before it does…I have come up with a couple selfies…
Here is the "I'm leaving my parking garage, and the security guy behind me (unfortunately you can't see him) is asleep" selfie…
Here is the "Check out this Pearl Jam Seahawks themed T-Shirt my bud Domi got me" selfie…
And here is the BJ Shea Morning Experience Selfie…
So for the past few days we have been dog sitting Ben The Psycho Muppet's pup, whose name is also Lulu. His pup is blind so we have been calling them Lil' Lulu and Blind Lulu. The two of them have been having a blast together…it's fun to watch them play….
You know it’s gonna be a good day when a huge bag of meat arrives!
Thanks to my buds Tommy, Evan, and Vince from Blue Max Meats in Puyallup for coming by with some of their meat. If the name sounds familiar…this is the place that created the Skittles Infused “Beast Mode” sausage! All of their sausage is incredible, like I said this morning… "What a great day, sampling meat!". Check em out here: 9512 Canyon Rd E in Puyallup. Or on Facebook: www.facebook.com/BlueMaxMeats
It’s Friday…what better way to get the weekend going than to watch JCVD do a split…in SPACE!
Have you seen this awesome hit by Seattle Thunderbirdsï»¿ player Evan Wardley! I already loved watching this dude play, but after this…he might be my new favorite player… Go T-BIRDS!
So we are dog sitting for our friends right…who happen to be Ben The Psycho Muppet and his wife. It’s funny…their dog’s name is Lulu as well…so we have 2 Lulu’s kicking it at the house…who knew one house can handle such awesomeness!
We had a fun topic this morning…it was awesome to hear what the Rock-A-Holics had to say. Soundgarden is going to play "Superunknown" front to back for the first time at a concert in Austin (SXSW)…based on this, if you could have one band play one of their albums front to back, which band and album would it be? Here are some of the texts we got:
it's not possible but Pantera's Vulgar Display of Power then en core with Cowboys from Hell in its entirety!
AC/DC Back in Black
Have stone temple pilots play purple or core ! Bad ass
Offspring -Smash. Metallica -black. Nirvana unplugged. Thanks - Dan the Man
Michael Jackson Thriller... Beginning to end...
Pearl Jam, Vs. Best pj album ever
It would have to be Rush 2112 for me, greatest concept album of all time, phenomenal musicians telling a credible yet futuristic story with the raw energy that was solid rock. Jerry in shoreline
Alice In Chains, Jar Of Flies best album of all time! 23 year old mom with a 3 year old named Layne. :)
Adrenaline album – Deftones
Love to see Green Day play Dookie all the way through. First album I ever bought
Seasons in the Abyss, Slayer.
Alice ... Facelift. I know mist people would say Dirt, but Facelift is the beginning and includes a lot of what they were playing in the bars here. A Social Parasite encore would be epic. m/
Metallica - And justice for all
Absolutely no question. "Apple". One band I never got to see and a true talent lost way too early. Mitch, the best damn garbage man in Lacey.
Motley Crue shout at the devil $ Tiny $
Sublime 40oz to Freedom Lakewood Larry... Hey Toppy...
Skid Row - Slave to the Grind! Front to back!
Foo Fighters, The Colour and the Shape. Mark from Renton
I just saw the Godzilla trailer…and as a fan of Godzilla since I was a kid (I had that 2 or 3 foot tall toy that spit fire…and by spit fire I mean you pulled a lever and a plastic flame came out of his mouth), I 100% approve of this trailer! The Matthew Broderick Godzilla movie was OK at best, but it looks like they might have gotten this one right! Plus, Heisenberg (Bryan Cranston) is in it! Check it out!
More and more stuff seems to surface that makes me dig Justin Timberlake more and more. Look, he’s no Affleck, but I would put him up on my list of celebs that I think it would be fun to kick ut with. Did you see this video of him calling out a fan that was flipping him off from the second row?
That’s too funny…I love the fact that she probably paid a “G-Spot” for that ticket, and she flipped him the bird during the show!
How lucky are we Hawks fans to have such an awesome QB? Russell Wilson was all over the TV yesterday, and he handles himself like a dude that has been in the league for 15 years…what a great representation for our city. He was on Seth Meyers new late night show, and he was great on there…
I really dig the way Seth Meyers does his interviews…he comes off like an everyday guy that is enthusiastic about who he is speaking with! I know everyone is showing a ton of love for Fallon and his Tonight Show (deservedly so), but I think Seth is going to be great as a late night host as well!
He was also of MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” show, and even though the interviewers were tools, he handled every question like a pro…
Yesterday I found 2 new ways to waste my days away.
1. The WWE Network. It’s basically Netflix for the WWE Universe, and it’s awesome! I said screw the one week trial, and I just subscribed to it…it’s $9.99 a month and I now have access to all the WWE, ECW, and WCW Pay Per Views of days past…and a whole lot more. Plus…with the subscription, I get all future Pay Per Views. Lets just say my wife is really excited. Yes, that is sarcasm in the air.
2. NHL 2K14 for the XBOX 360 – I was at Best Buy getting ink for our printer and came across a used copy for a cheap price…man that game rules. I know it’s been out for a few months already, but this is the first time in over 10 years that I have played a hockey video game, and the game play on this is unreal!
Speaking of wrasslin’…I tweeted this yesterday…
Did ya see the Hulkster on WWE Raw last night? Man it was AWESOME! I didn’t think it would affect me in the way it did, goose bumps and all, but judging from all the tweets I have read about it…I wasn’t the only one that was stoked to see him come out, especially since he came out to the Real American theme!