Up until now I was 100% rooting for the Broncos this Sunday – many of my buds are Broncos fans, and if the Hawks aren't in the game I will pick the team that most of my buds are a fan of. I'm a good friend like that. However…. HOWEVER… I watched Craig Gass's video he just put out of him at Super Bowl Media Week…and I have to say, if I was picking the team I want to hang out with the most… I would have to go with the Panthers. Both teams seem to have good dudes on it, but the Panthers players seemed to be having a lot of fun with Craig. Plus, I love the Creed moment! Check it out:
Speaking of football… did you see Marshawn Lynch yesterday? He was a part of 2 different things that were funny for different reasons… first off… he was featured on Conan. JUST LIKE LAST YEAR… Conan did a fun bit with a couple players in the Super Bowl. Last year it was Beast Mode and Gronk… this time Conan had the Denver Broncos' Von Miller & the Carolina Panthers' Josh Norman play Doom. They had a surprise guest…Marshawn Lynch!
Marshawn was also making news for addressing the rumors that he is retiring. A TMZ guy asked him, and his answer was priceless.
Most remember Jerry from his time of being one of the all-time greats, playing for the San Francisco 49'ers. Well the ride app Lyft had him pose as a driver in San Francisco, and mess with the passengers. When he starts dancing with people, I was laughing out loud. Jerry seems like one cool dude!
So I then see that Lyft has done this before… they once did it with Chicago Cubs third baseman Kris Bryant.
I then come across one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. A bit that Conan did where he shared a Lyft car with Ice Cube and Kevin Hart. I was in tears watching this.
The idea of celebrities going "undercover" is always fun to watch… and being a hockey fan, I had to click on this video and watch it. It's Ryan Kesler of the Ducks going "undercover"…
Finally… this is a video I have shared before, but it popped up while watching the Kevin Hart and Conan clip… I love this video because I have been on this roller coaster, and I love it. Here is Kevin Hart on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon!
BJ has the strangest rules sometimes. It's really impossible to keep up with all the odd stipulations that he has in life. This morning BJ was in a mood because someone didn't follow one of his rules when it comes to his phone/contacting him. The problem is that these rules that he has concocted are nowhere to be found as a reference. So I decided to help out BJ, and I am posting BJ's Contact rules.
Please refer to this if you are planning on reaching BJ.
When do you email BJ? You email him for stuff that doesn't need attention right away. You also email BJ when it's business related.
Facebook & Twitter: You use these when you want to say, as BJ stated, "What's up". This is the form of communication you use if you want to send him "dumb cat memes", etc.
Text: You only text BJ if you need an answer to something immediately. Otherwise Email him.
Call: You only call BJ if it is an emergency.
Facetime: If you aren't BJ's wife, you do not Facetime him. He expects that the person on the other line is naked…otherwise why would you Facetime him? Hence, why only his wife can do this.
I thought it was ridiculous hearing BJ list these rules on air…it's even more ridiculous to type them out.
What set him off was that someone used the Facebook "Call" feature where you can call someone through Facebook without knowing their number. I had to test it out this morning….
Today we found out that The Real BJ Shea doesn't like it when someone calls him via Facebook, so naturally we did just that... - Steve Migs
Man that's awesome! OMAHA! Craig was quick to correct himself, as Alan Greenspan is NOT from Omaha. Criag wrote, "Oh, and can I point out that I meant Warren Buffet instead of Alan Greenspan? Not that I think anyone cares at this point, but I had a brain fart and switched up rich dudes in my head."
Here is Craig's view from that moment with Peyton...
Yesterday was the Pro- Bowl…for the first time in years I actually watched it. The reason being was that there were Seahawks actually playing in it. Props to Russell Wilson and Michael Bennett of the Hawks, as they were named Offensive MVP and Defensive MVP respectively! Michael Bennett was easily the MVD as well…Most Valuable DANCER!
Sometimes it’s the simple things in life. For me… the simple things that make me happy are strange animal sounds. From turtles getting it on, to parrots talking like Matthew McConaughey… I find great humor in it.
The one animal that always gets me is the Goat…the sounds they make are hilarious, and the face that accompanies it makes it even better.
Today I was dragging ass coming into work… then I see this video and it woke me up quicker than a cup of coffee! This is hilarious!
This morning I talked about how pumped I am that Billy Joel is coming to Safeco Field on May 20th. No joke, I LOVE Billy Joel. Ok…love is a strong word, but I LOVE his hit songs… “Uptown Girl”, We Didn’t Start The Fire”, “Only The Good Die Young”, “New York Statew Of Mind”, and my all time favorite…
While we were talking about it, a texter brought up something from my past that involved Billy Joel…
“Wow you can't just gloss over Billy Joel cussing out Kid Steve!”
For those that haven’t heard the story… I was about 10 years old. This was back in the day that you could go to an airport and wait for someone right by the door they come out of after getting off a plane. My family and I were waiting for my Uncle to get off a plane from his trip to Club Med. While we are waiting for him… Billy Joel comes off the plane. I was freaking out. This was the very first celebrity I have ever seen. I asked my parents if I could go say hi to him, and they said “sure”. I run over to Billy Joel… look up at him… I say “Hi Billy Joel”. Billy doesn’t stop walking…barely looks down at me and said “F*** Off Kid”, and keeps walking. I was devastated. When I got old enough to truly reflect on that story, I realized how incredibly AWESOME it was that Billy Joel cursed me out.
After sharing this, we were flooded with texts from listeners that were also cursed out by a celebrity…here are a couple of my faves…
In the 90s at a wrestling show I yelled at Jim Ross and he told me "Suck my a**!"
Late 70's. I was cursed out by Johnny Cash.
I got cussed out by the dumbest band ever Sugar Ray – Big Hoffy
I got cursed out by Leonard Nimoy at a photo summit in 2002. Best day of my life!
When I was a kid I went to spring training for the angels and got cursed out by Andre Dawson from the Cubs
Got cursed out by Kevin DuBrow - Randy inTacoma
Got cussed out by Chuck Liddell when he was pissed drunk in Waikiki
4 years ago my daughter got caused out by the boondock saints at ECCC.
I got yelled by coach Ditka!
I was 13 yes old at summer jam and had a backstage pass when I saw Busta Rhymes coming up to the stage stairs!! I had already taken pics with several artists and I asked him to take a photo with me..... He didn't say a word-just looked at his body guard and this huge man got in my face pushing me away and cursing at me as if I were some kind of threat!!! I was a little girl that loved Busta!! Hate him since then tho. -Melissa, in west Seattle
A reporter in New York was interviewing people who were out during the blizzard last weekend, asking them why they weren't inside. He talked to one father who was out with his son. Trust me, you are going to want to watch this…
Wait? What? HAND LOTION!?! These two have to be messing with the reporter! That is the funniest thing I have heard all day… this kid, and his dad, are champions for this.
Man here is yet another example of why I could never be a TV news reporter. The main reason is of course obvious…why would someone want to tune and watch the news with this mug reporting on it.
But here is another example… I would be way more of a mess than this lady. A reporter in Nashville named Alexandra Koehn was out reporting on the blizzard the other day, when her nose started running.
She just kept talking while mucus was streaming down her face . . . to the point where it was dripping down her lips and onto her microphone. At least she still looks fine doing her thing… I would be a disaster!
Talk about painful… sometimes it doesn’t even matter if you are wearing a cup in sports. OK, it matters…but sometimes it still hurts when hit in the “boys”. Today’s example is hockey player Matt Hendricks of the Edmonton Oilers.
Hendricks got the ultimate cup check in front of a Alex Goligoski slap shot. Yes… he took it where no man wants a 90 mph shot to go!