Josh Androsky is a comedian in Los Angeles, and recently he and his friends got drunk, took mushrooms and attended a taping of "The Price Is Right" hoping for one of their names to be called. Josh’s name was called…and you can watch his appearance here:
I don’t know how he did it…I would have lost my mind, and probably cried or something. I could just piucture it:
Drew: “Steve, what is your guess the Price of this vacation?”
Me: “I’m going to guess goat, and your hands are melting Drew…make it stop!”
I went online and I read Josh’s tale about what happened…here is an excerpt:
My favorite moment of the whole show was actually cut out for TV. When I first told Drew I was a Skateboard Rabbi, everyone started laughing, but the stage manager started scribbling furiously on a piece of paper, and he held it up and it just said REALLY RABBI? so then Drew starts pressing me, he goes all f*****g Frost/Nixon. "How do you incorporate skateboards into Judiasm, Joshua?" and i just pulled a line outta my a** and said... Well, Drew. We go to local high schools and try to turn Religious Extremism into Religious X-TREMEism!" and then I think I did an air guitar solo. so yeah. I'm not a rabbi, just another Jewish comedian with glasses and a f*****g beard.
The big news today is that Lance Armstrong has decided to give up fighting the doping charges that have dogged him for years, saying, "Enough is enough." But he's NOT admitting guilt. He's just saying the cards are so stacked against him, he'll never have a fair shot at clearing his name. The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency said last night that they will strip Armstrong of the seven straight Tour de France titles he won from 1999 to 2005, and be banned from competitive cycling for life. Armstrong posted a long, angry letter on his website saying that the Agency's investigation of him is, "an unconstitutional witch hunt." He added, "The toll this has taken on my family and my work for our foundation and on me leads me to where I am today . . . finished with this nonsense." He also mentioned the fact that he's passed HUNDREDS of tests over the years, and that's STILL not good enough for them. He said, "Whatever they asked for I provided. What is the point of all this testing if, in the end, USADA will not stand by it?"
So Lance Armstrong has decided to stop fighting the charges that he used Performance Enhancing Drugs, but still says that he is not guilty….Finish this statement… “Nobody believes me when I say I haven’t done _____.” Or.. “Nobody believes me when I say I HAVE done _____.” Here are the texts we got:
Because I have long hair and I play guitar, everyone thinks I'm a stoner!
No body believes me when I say the first set of boobies I ever touched and saw are now in playboy, Vanessa Robbins, look her up
No one believed me that my wife and were each others first and only sex partners. And we waited until we were married at 22
BJ! Nobody believes me that I almost got eattin by a bear this time last year. Me and a friend were on some drugs wondering around the woods w/o a flashlight in concrete and got chased by a bear. Scariest thing of my life and no one believes the story.
It’s been a while since we had comedian Greg Wilson in studio…I like to call him Hurricane Wilson as he is a true Ess-Storm on two feet! I lopve this guy. He’s been banned by some comedy clubs in Seattle…and then I get this email, “It’s been a while…Can't wait to see you Shea-holes again.This time, I'm gonna find that coke!” Greg is at the Tacoma Comedy Club all weekend, get info at www.tacomacomedyclub.com
Way back in the day, Greg performed at the Rock Girl Gala…if you don’t remember what happened there…here is the video blog from that special day!