I can’t share the picture on here as it’s NSFW as the kids would say…but there is a woman named Amy Biviano that is running for a seat in the Washington State Legislature in the Spokane Valley area, and she is making news for posing topless 17 years ago in Playboy! Atta girl. She was in the “Girls Of The Ivy league” back in 1995 (scary that was 17 years ago), and considered it a confidence building experience. I love how people are making a big deal out of this…it was 17 years ago, and is it really that bad? The big deal should be about her knockers! And based on the picture, she might be a democrat, but she must’ve voted for Bush back then. Waka Waka! This is the closes I can get to show you the pic…you get the idea…
Speaking of politics…yesterday was debate number 3. I didn’t watch it, but I listened to it as I was driving back in to Seattle for New Originals practice (catch us this Saturday for the Heaven Or Hell Halloween Bash with Queensryche at the Snoqualmie Casino)…it’s rather interesting to just listen to the debate. I kind of liked it, as I paid full attention to the words…as opposed to who blinked a lot, who was sweating, etc that I saw a lot of people commenting about on Facebook and Twitter. The only thing I really got out of the debates was that both of them apparently like to make stuff up when talking about their opponent. Both of them numerous times would say “Back in blah blah blah, you said blah blah blah.” Then the opponent would say, “I never said that, but you once said blah blah blah.” Ugh…ENOUGH! I almost think that if you are going to quote something the other has said, you should have to provide the text or the audio or the video. Yes it’s more work, but it’s not like they don’t have 1000 plus people on their staff.
While at New Originals practice, Ryan Castle took this sweet photo of me rocking out to some Motley Crue…
So I returned the favor as he jammed on the cowbell to some Twisted Sister….
A middle school teacher in Indiana synced her iPhone to a school-issued iPad, and the phone transferred some topless pictures she had on it. When students discovered the picture, THEY got suspended.
Based on this…when have you royally screwed up? Here are the texts:
I got my neighbor pregnant when I was 17 and she was 38 because I was too drunk and stoned to put on a condom
I screwd up wen i told my gf that a guy would have to be gay not to wanna bone her sister and she responded are u gay ...needless to say i screwed up
BJ I scewed myself when a month before I deployed my buddy was involved with a girl and we ended up in a 3 some and my girl friend found out
I filled out new 401k paperwork, then hit 'reply all' on the email, sending my social security number, birthday, signature and other personal info to every single person in my company. About 200 in all. Whoops. I won't hit reply all again! Candy
I gambled on a fart and lost. #EpicScrewUp
So my wife's iPhone went down... Went to apple to fix it.... When Apple reset her phone I got her texts....oh such as her sending text such as "l luv u" he sent text back like "I'm hunting catch the Seahawks game later wish you were here to keep me warm".... Yeah these I luv u wasn't to me.. Needless to say "divorce lawyer"
David Hoogland of Australia says he was kicked out of a bar last weekend . . . because of his MULLET. David was hanging out with his fiancée and some friends at a bar called Print Hall, when management had security escort him out. And David is CONVINCED it's because of the long, luxurious mullet he's been growing for TEN YEARS. David said, "I'm not in a gang, I don't have tattoos all over me, I'm just an everyday person." He was wearing jeans, a t-shirt, and nice shoes at the time. But the bouncers told him they didn't want his "type" there. When reporters called Print Hall, they wouldn't confirm or deny kicking David out over his mullet.
Based on this…When have you or someone you know been kicked out of somewhere? When have you kicked someone out of somewhere? Here are the texts we got:
I once kicked a guy outta my bar for. Attempting non consentual er, relations with me. Had him arrested for taking pics of me from outside the windows. Creepy!
I got a guy kicked out of a bar when he tried to punch me when I danced with his EX girl friend. He didn't know I am a 3rd degree black belt either.
I have asked people to leave my bar for every reason, except hair. Drugs, sex in public, falling down drunk, fighting, stealing booze, sneaking booze in , annoying the DJ.... You name it.-DH
I was kicked out of a bar for "livin la Vida loca" I played it four times on the jukebox and four times the bartender skipped it. I got pissed and said wtf?
A friend was kicked out of the country of France for peeing in a fountain
My dad actually got kicked out of a hole-in-the-wall bar in Renton for farting...
Kicked out a few people at my cemetery for the t town whores that get picked up. This is not a open motel, th t town gravedigger
Today's Video blog is a giant tease for what will be the official music video to Mono-Nick's hit song, Ganja Style!