I’ve been real late to this Honey Boo Boo party, and I kind have wish I never paid a visit. Honestly, what is wrong with the people that watch her on TV? What the hell is wrong with our country that this girl, and her mess of a mother is considered “must see TV”? I think this is the moment where I’ve become the old fart that tells the kids to get off my lawn, because I just don’t get it…and I LOVE watching dumb mindless television. This has gone too far though, and I base my opinion on Honey Boo Boo’s appearance on Dr. Drew’s show earlier this week…
Want to make a better first impression? Do not admit you are a fan of Honey Boo Boo…ok, that’s not the trick, but here's a quick trick to help you out. Researchers at the University of Illinois have found that when two people meet, the person who extends their hand for a handshake FIRST leaves a better first impression. They actually monitored brain scans as people met, to see how the brain reacts to different parts of a first meeting., and nothing was more tied to a positive first impression like extending your hand first for the handshake. There is one thing… it's also important to give a GOOD HANDSHAKE. They found you can waste a lot of the goodwill from initiating a handshake if your handshake is LIMP or WEAK.
Based on this, what was the worst first impression you made, or the worst first impression you experienced? Here are the texts we received:
At a party I yelled out, "I just blacked out.. What happened?" no response from anyone.
While i was conducting an interview the applicant proceeds to tell me that he's got 9 duis but that he's not an alcoholic he just really likes to drink a lot
Meeting my girlfriends father was awkward, turns out he was the cashier that rang up my condoms that afternoon.
The first time i met my sisters ex fiance i heard a story about him telling my dad and grandpa that you can shot a gun around corners by flicking your wrist.....
my ex grabbed my ass the first time i meant him. Still dated him, he was a jerk.
The first time I met my husband's dad was 4th of July & we'd been out on the lake all day drinking. Dad was on the dock & when I stepped off the boat, I missed the dock & fell in the water. I got nicknamed the 4th of July kid. Sallypants, Tacoma.
I was s faced and I pissed in the fridge in front of my wifes new friend! Thankfully I don't drink like that anymore
I went to an interview, and before I could even say my name, the smell of the fart I let out in the waiting room wafted to the nose of my interviewer and the look was priceless, but needless to say, I did not get the job. Funny as hell, but pretty embarrassing.
Worse. I was dating a girl in a wheelchair who can not walk at all. On our second date we went to the mall. I got out of the car, opened her door and then started walking away with my hand out thinking she was right behind me. We've been married for seven years.
Michael Schumacher, Missouri football’s director of video operations, got busted for spending $7,600 at the Olympic Garden strip club on the Vegas strip, and it was all spent on a University credit card!! Wow, how gangster is that? How wasted was this guy? What an awful idea haha!
Based on this Missouri staff member charging $7,600 at a Las Vegas Strip Club on a University Credit Card, finish this sentence… “If my job found out, I would have gotten into a lot of trouble for doing _______”. Here are the texts we got:
I smoked an S ton of weed this past weekend and got drug tested Monday, somehow I passed... #myganjastyle
If my job found out I use the company's gas card in my personal vehicle I would be fired.
I hire a relative parttime that never worked a day but collected . Check for 2yrs. 2 yrs ago, never got caught. Sorry guys:-P
I got a tiket in the vice president of my companys brand new audi. Got caught doin 100 in a 45
Banging my wife on the bosses desk
When I worked for a sporting goods store in Montana where I went to college. In the camping permit we set up tents on display and we would take turns taking naps in the tents as the day drug on.
If my job found out that I was taking my manager on weed runs on the clock I woulda gotten in a LOT of trouble ... My other manager was his girlfriend!
My friend zach and I worked at chuck e cheeses and he used to whisper F%&$k you to the kids while he was in the suit but you can'tsee his face so theynever knew
Takes all kinds to Make the World Go Around, right?!
Hey Guys. Love, love your show. I consider myself a normal person, parent, wife, mother and friend and I watch the news everyday, stay in touch with what is happening in our world and yet I really like watching Honey Boo Boo. If you take out the burping and the farting and listen to how the mother talks about her daughters, she really loves them. You can tell her girls are open and fun and the family unit in that household is not broken. You take alot of households today with teens and parents and you see a mess. Kids not wanting to be home, no family nights, no dinner at the table; you get my drift. Anyhow, the girls and their mamma are close (that is important) and their step father, hey the guy works 7 flippin days a week. He loves that mamma with all his backwoods heart and his daughter comes first in his life. He is good to the other girls even though he is their step father, you wouldn't really know that because he doesn't seem to treat them any differently. Yea, they are from a different part of the world but they really seem to know what is important and that is "Family" and "Fun" and they have alot of fun. Playing in the dirt, four wheelin', hey' that is awesome. I am a lucky mamma and my husband and I have been together for 19 years and we all do things together! Its important giving your family your #1 energy. Life is just too darn short to make fun of people and the way they live, look at the foundation of who they are and that is what truly matters. Don't get me wrong, I too laugh at parts of the show; it is funny! But if you look at the dynamic of it all; they really are one strong family. They are just from another part of the world. Remember now friend, it takes all kinds of people to make this wonderful world go around! Have a super day today.
here is the joke taht goes along with that first impression text
A girl invites her boyfriend over for dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner she wants to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but nervous because he's a virgin.
So off he goes to the pharmacy to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist his situation and asks for advice. The pharmacist tells him everything there is to know about sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack or a 10-pack. The boy says he feels lucky and insists on the 10-pack.
That night, the boy shows up for dinner a little late. His girlfriend meets him at the door leads him straight to the dinner table where her parents are already seated. The boy sits down, quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still silent with his head down. Five minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 10 minutes, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boy, "I had no idea you were this religious". The boy turns and whispers back "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
Can't wait until honey boo boo is on teen mom in about 8 years
Gawd someone needs to take those kids away from their jabba mamma!!