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STP's BLOG 11/28/11 "Frosty & The Smurfs!"

It’s always fun to start the morning off with a story like this! 41-year-old Sarah Boushey of San Francisco, California agreed to take her four-year-old daughter to see "The Smurfs"…and Sarah knew it was going to be rough. So she smuggled a bottle of Vodka into the theater with her. The movie was even worse than expected, and she ended up putting down HALF the bottle of vodka. Unfortunately, after the movie, she was dumb enough to get behind the wheel with her four-year-old in the car. And after she sideswiped 2 cars and hit a median, police pulled her over and the daughter told them her mom was drunk. It would be awesome if when the cops asked the kid, she said “Officers, my mom is Smurfing Wasted!” Sarah couldn't even remember her own name(I’m guessing her name isn’t Brainy Smurf…waka waka) and blew a .35 on the breathalyzer…that's more than 4 times the legal limit! Sarah was due in court last week but didn't show up. There's a warrant out for her arrest. Here is my question…why in the hell would you get drunk when obviously the smarter move would be to get baked! It’s the Smurfs after all…find me a stoner that wouldn’t enjoy that movie. Instead she gets all agro crazy drunk…stupid!
I love this story, mainly because of this picture that was released:

Why is Frosty getting cuffed, and why is Frosty missing his head? I’ll tell ya…On Saturday, Frosty the Snowman was arrested for fighting with cops and kicking a police dog. Ok, it’s not the actual Frosty, it’s 52-year-old Kevin Michael Walsh of Chestertown, Maryland who was dressed up as Frosty for Chestertown's annual Christmas parade. Kevin has played Frosty in the parade for at least the past 10 years. His account of what happened and the cops' accounts differ but, basically, they got into an argument about the police dog being at the parade. Possibly the dog tried to make the snow yellow? The cops say Frosty got violent with them…Kevin says he only got violent after they started the arrest process. He ended up being arrested and charged with assault and disorderly conduct.
This morning during news I mentioned that tomorrow marks 2 years since the horrible Lakewood Four tragedy, where Sgt. Mark Renninger, and officers Greg Richards, Tina Griswold, and Ronald Owens were gunned down by Maurice Clemmons (who was gunned down a couple days later by a Seattle Police Officer Ben Kelly). Tomorrow the families & fellow officers arte having their second annual Fallen Officers Food Drive. It’s their way to pay tribute to the officers, and honor their decication to the community. What a great thing that they do, and if you want to donate food…it starts tomorrow and runs until next Monday. Here are the details:
Fallen Officers Food Drive -- Tuesday (tomorrow) Through Monday
Donations will be accepted Tuesday from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. at Lakewood Police Department, 9401 Lakewood Drive S.W. Donations will be accepted through Monday at all Pierce County Forza locations; all Pierce County Library branches; Lakewood Ace Hardware, 8123 Steilacoom Blvd. S.W.; and Rusty’s Auto and Truck Repair, 19912 Meridian Ave. E., in Graham.
Food Drive T-shirts will be sold at the Lakewood Police Department on Tuesday. Each shirt costs $15. The proceeds will go to the Emergency Food Network.

This was the most successful Black Friday EVER in terms of sales. It also seems to have set the record for EFFED up moments. Here's a roundup of some of the things your fellow Americans did to save some money on various items . . .

1. The Pepper Spray Incident. At 10:10 P.M. on Thanksgiving, in Porter Ranch, California, just north of Los Angeles, a woman PEPPER SPRAYED her fellow shoppers at a Walmart . . . all to try to clear a path to a crate of Xboxes. At least 20 people, including children, were injured. The woman surrendered to the cops on Saturday. And she DID end up buying an Xbox.

2. The Waffle Maker Riot. Over the weekend, a video surfaced from a Walmart in Little Rock, Arkansas, where people essentially RIOTED over $2 waffle makers.

3. Cops Break Grandpa's Face. At a Walmart in Buckeye, Arizona, 54-year-old Jerald Newman was shopping with his wife and grandson. As a mob descended on the video game section, he wanted to protect his grandson from being trampled. To free up his hands so he could lift his grandson, he put the video game he was holding into the waistband of his pants. The cops saw THAT, thought he was shoplifting, and slammed him to the ground. His face started bleeding like crazy. He was arrested for shoplifting and resisting arrest.

4. Step Over That Corpse For Savings. On Black Friday, 61-year-old Walter Vance of Chapmanville, West Virginia was shopping at Target when he collapsed. He had a history of heart problems and it's believed he had a heart attack. As he was on the ground, dying, other shoppers stepped over him to continue going after discounts. A few nurses who were shopping DID stop . . . Walter was taken to the hospital and died that night.

This past Friday was Black Friday…did you, your partner, or a family member get caught up in the hype? What kind of craziness did you witness or hear about? Here are the texts we received:

I got $700 of toys for under $250!!! Suck it bitches!!!

My wife and I got over $1000.00 worth of stuff for $300

i went to goodwill on black friday and someone barfed in the bathroom hallway and did not report it. i sliped and fell in it. luckily the employees gave me some clean clothes.

I used to work at Walmart in lacey. I watched a dude beat his wife because she was grocery shopping instead of getting the 28 dollar dvd player.

Lady next to me got punched by a dude for a 28 dollar ps3 game at walmart

Worked @ JCPenney in Mount Vernon 1 yr watched 2 women fight ovr a sweatr rippd it in half. $5 swtr! This year the worst. GREEED @ its best! So sad

My fiance went out on black Friday and got 3 42 inch tv's for 300 each

Wife & I got a 40inch flat panel lcd tv for 300 bucks (samsung) & we saw people pulling & fighting for deals. All at the south hill...wait for it.... WALMART!I went to fred meyer at 5am and got a memory foam mattress, regularly 499 for 250 after tax

Lady in auburn arrested for leaving her four and two year old at the fitting room while she shopped

At south hill walmart saw a guy pull a gun on a lady over a spot in line!

Cabelas in lacey had 4000 people in line and it took 3 hours to check out

Over the weekend, 86-year-old Serafino Alfe of Mount Prospect, Illinois was deep frying turkeys for an event at his local country club. As he approached the fryer, he tripped on a piece of cardboard. He knocked into the fryer, and spilled seven-and-a-half gallons of SCALDING OIL on his leg. So instead of successfully deep frying a turkey, he deep fried his own leg. He ended up with third-degree burns and needed a skin graft. He's recovering in the hospital now, but at least he has a sense of humor about the whole thing. He says he loves deep fried turkey, but he doesn't want to taste his own, quote, "drumstick."
An 86-Year-Old tried to deep fry a Turkey and ended up deep frying his own leg…based on this, finish this sentence: “Looking back on what happened, I shouldn’t have tried doing ______.” Here are some of the texts we got:
Breaking the speed record set by guys used to riding and racing ATVs. Serious concussion, broken ribs and broken arm. Beat the record though.
Jumping on my bed as a kid. Kneed myself in the chin and almost bit my tongue off.
Skateboarding at 42
Shudnt hav distractd grandma while she was pushn leftovr food down the garb disposal! She ended up loosn 4 fingrs b4 we cud shut it off!

Looking back I shouldn't have poured the glow stick chemicals on my penis! It was awesome to see my junk glow, but the burning was horrible!!! Tony in Kent
Shouldn't have tried to catch the falling clothes iron
I wish I didn't jump off my dresser yelling "to infinity beyond", smack into my shelf, and as a result break my arm. This happened when I was 4 but I would still probably do something that stupid.

Today's Video Blog features us checking out that riot that happened over a $2 Waffle Iron on Black Friday. Plus we see a shirt made for WWE Superstar Sin Cara that is quickly being recalled, and get a glimpse into the STP household as we are getting a Maltichon Puppy!

Here is the same VLOG for you iPHONE users:


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Locations : CaliforniaChestertownMarylandSan Francisco
People : Ben KellyGreg RichardsKevin MichaelKevin Michael WalshMark RenningerMaurice ClemmonsRonald OwensSarah BousheyTina Griswold

11/28/2011 7:08AM
STP's BLOG 11/28/11 "Frosty & The Smurfs!"
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