Last week many high school football players decided what college they're going to commit to. Cassanova McKinzy is a linebacker from Birmingham, Alabama who was deciding between Clemson and Auburn. He ended up going with Auburn, and his reason was…CHICK-FIL-A. Cassanova says that when he visited Clemson, "They had no Chick-fil-A on campus. You had to go, like, probably like 15 minutes off campus to go to like a real restaurant. Their café was kind of small." Here's the craziest part of this decision. There actually IS a Chick-fil-A on Clemson's campus. Cassanova just didn't realize it and no one pointed it out to him…possibly because they didn't know THAT was his top criteria.
Now that is a strange reason to pick a college…Based on that finish this sentence: People Think I’m crazy, but I once made a decision based on _____. Here are the texts:
Made a decision whether or not to go to bed with a broad based on the size of her rack. Ive moved on from my shallow ways. Im an ass man now.
living based on where the most bdsm and swingers clubs are
I went to western because of chickfila ! Moved here from georgia. Best fast food. Bonus - nice campus
I took a job that paid $4 less cause they had free subway on Fridays...
I went skydiving.. Figured if i could do that i could do anything... They still think Im nuts bc i would like to go again... Nikki in south hill
I once made a decision of girlfriends based on how well she could spell. If she's ditzy, i wont date her.
I took a job cuz i cud nail my new boss's hot wife! Ended up hitn it 4 sevral yrs without any1 findn out!
I made a decision based on boobs. This girl was crazy but i decided to keep with it cuz she had awesome giant boobs. -Jake in federal way
I chose my master because he uses skippy over jif. - Lucy
People think I'm crazy because I made a decision based on whether I like crunchy or creamy. –Lucy
I hired employees based on their boob size.....worst employees ever......but fun to look at
My friend went to chicago just for white castle
The National Geographic Channel just released the results of a survey on DOOMSDAY. Here are the findings…
-- 27% of us think the Mayan apocalypse prediction will come at least partially
-- 41% would rather invest in a bomb shelter than their retirement fund
-- 7% think "Planet of the Apes" could come true in the next 25 years. (OK…I call foul on this…these 7% of people should have all rights pulled from them, as they are clearly to stupid to drive, vote, have cable, etc)
Interestingly, the survey also states that if we found out the world was ending tomorrow…
-- 27% of us would resolve arguments with loved ones
-- 24% would have sex
-- 20% would stock food and water
-- 6% would eat at a fancy restaurant
-- and 3% would do an extreme sport like skydiving.
We thought those stats were interesting… If the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do? Here are some of the texts we got:
I would try heroin and meth and pcp!! Lets party!!
Spank it in public
Would go to my favorite spot on the oregon coast and wait with my girlfriend and a bottle of top shelf tequila for me aned dark chocolate for her
Id do what I do everyday. No reason to change just cuz the world is gonna end. Samantha from spanaway
I would lock myself and steve in the basement with our stockpile of peanut butter. -Lucy-
i would tell every girl i saw that i was the chosen one and get it in with all of them. hopefully to die from exhaustion before the world ended Marcus
Viagara and hookers! Chris. Mt Vernon
If the everyone knew the world was going to end then there would be noone
guarding the lexus dealership
Id have as much sex as possible. Yes, im a woman.
I'd watch a movie with my daughter and eat all kinds off junk food!!
I would find me some fatties and have tons of fun.
Today's Video Blog features Aaron & Stacey...they came in to watch the show, and to celebrate the fact that Aaron is retiring from the Navy. Congrats Aaron!!!!
Last week, we talked about how Roseanne Barr announced that she is running for President on Twitter and filed papers with the FEC. Barr wants to be the Green Party candidate, and she is not the only celebrity being connected to politics…
Tim Tebow was out at the Super Bowl last week, and at one point an interviewer asked him about the future, and if he sees a career in politics, and Tim said, "For me, it could be something in my future. It's something I'll have to think about …I have no idea right now, but yeah, possibly." The only issue is that he could not run for President one day, as his birth certificate says that he is not from here! Tebow's parents were working as Baptist missionaries in the Philippines when their son was born…Tim spent the first three years of his life in the Philippines.
This morning we read that Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson wants the gig one day too! He says, "Right now the best way that I can impact the world is through entertainment. One day, and that day will come, I can impact the world through politics. The great news is that I am American, therefore I can become President." The Rock seems to have an inside track at the White House. He even knew about OSAMA BIN LADEN'S death a few hours before you did. He says, "I got friends in high places and low places. It was a very interesting day; I'm proud of our country and proud to be American. The individuals who were there were proud to let me know. I’m thinking the Rock is buds with some of the Seal Team 6…probably got a text that said “Yo Rock…we dropped the Peoples Elbow on Osama!” Man, I would love to see the Rock as president! I could just picture the WWE style promo’s that he would give as speeches…and when the time comes for him to do a debate…you better not ask the Great One what he “thinks”!
Tim Tebow and The Rock both have said that they might one day get into politics…and Roseanne Barr is running for president…What celebrity or athlete do you think you could actually vote for one day if they ran for office?
Deniro pacino 2012
What if ray Lewis was the rocks vp
I would like mike tyson run I think he would give the most intelligent speaches or world has ever seen next to gorge w bush! Go Tyson
Gary busey would rock as president.
Im 30 and never voter or registered because politicians are liers and evil but if "The Rock" ran i would so register and vote!!
Matt damon. He seems intelligent and socially aware.
Lewis black for president , that mofo gets th world and what's wrong with it.
Meatloaf with Gary busey as VP.
Christopher Walkens for president!
Eddie vedder for president
Peyton Manning would be a good person to run for president
I would vote for stone cold steve Austin
Id vote for ben Afleck, he's one sick bitch
STP for prez!.....He already has a street named after him!
This morning I made mention of how I want to create a show for Animal Planet called "Lulu Vs. _____". Our new pup, Lulu likes to battle anything put in front of her...from her sister Lucy, to a Swiffer, to my fingers...she wants to battle! here is the latest installment in the "Lulu vs. ____" series....it's a triple threat match: "Lulu vs. Lucy vs. The Squirrel"! Enjoy:
Despite harsh words Steve Jobs reportedly said about Microsoft founder Bill Gates, the Apple founder kept a letter from Gates by his bed as he died. Gates told the UK Newspaper The Telegraph, "I told Steve about how he should feel great about what he had done and the company he had built, I wrote about his kids, whom I had got to know." This seems like an odd thing for Jobs to hold on to, especially since in the new Jobs biography, it quotes Steve saying this: “Bill is basically unimaginative and has never invented anything, which is why I think he's more comfortable now in philanthropy than technology. He just shamelessly ripped off other people's ideas.” In the book, Jobs also calls Gates "fundamentally odd" and "weirdly flawed as a human being." According to Gates, Jobs' widow, Laurene, called him after Jobs died, and said,“ Look, this biography really doesn't paint a picture of the mutual respect you had, and she said he appreciated my letter and kept it by his bed."
This is a pretty odd thing to keep…especially if you don’t like the guy. Based on this…what odd thing have you kept, what was it, and who was it from? Here are the texts:
I would have to say 1 of the coolest things I kept was my grandfather's dog tags that he gave me before he passed away. love the show bj!!! Tom the ape from puyallup
I was given a turkey baster as a gift from a lesbian couple that wanted me to be their "donor". Still have the baster in my closet.
I have a "Nemo" stuffed animal that i kept because it reminds me of my kids back in Tennessee Justin from Fort Lewis
My childhood best friend is Mexican. I always call her my beaner. So one day, while grocery shopping, I found a dented can of refried beans on sale. I bought it and gave it to her and told her to keep it forever. She still has it to this day! That was over 15 years ago!! It symbolizes our life long friendship and I love her for keeping it!
I gave my stepdad an autograph and picture of me, and he put it right next to his bed. -Zak from shoreline
I kept a tshirt from a guy I BLANKED and I like to take their clothes as a momento of our encounter tj ;)
Bonjour BJ, When I was seven I went to Universal Studios Hollywood. That day at the park, all kids were given a choice of an Eskimo Pie or an autographed 8x10 of Mr. T. I chose latter, as I was a big A-Team fan, abd still have it to this day--framed in my bathroom.
I kept my court papers from when i was 16. Reminds me of how pathetic my court appointed attourny was. Bastard never listened or cared about what i had to say.
Today's Video Blog is an Intern Challenge!!! Our intern Peter has 60 seconds to find a stranger that will give him a wedgie...will he do it?
So just a heads up for you guys…if we are not live tomorrow, it’s because BJ pulled his taint while sneezing this morning! OK…that ’taint right (waka waka)…he hurt his back. Yes, sneezing. He sneezed while on air, and said “Oh no I hurt my back, I forgot to bend my knees.” Bend your knees? According to BJ…his Doctor told him to make sure he bends his knees when he sneezes. “Bend Your Knees When You Sneeze” – that sounds like a Dr. Seus book. I thought this was insane, but the texts started rolling in:
I pulled my shoulder the other day sneezing
When u sneaze ur hart stops 4 a scond
I fractured 2 ribs coughing last year, little embarrassing. - Eric
BJ, that is called a valsalva maneuver. I'm afraid you might have a herniated disc. U should see an orthopedic Dr. ~Angela on I90
Then the texts start getting a little odd:
I once sneezed during sex
I ruptured my penis while sneezing!
Crapd my pants during a sneez-ur next trick b.j.?
All this sneeze talk makes me think of that episode of Mythbusters…
Apparently over 113 people watched the Madonna half time show, and based on the tremendous amount of tweets about it...the response was way more positive, than negative…which begs the question, did Ryan Castle’s TV have some kind of glitch that made it look different in my eyes? Because all I saw was an incredible display of “suck” – it was awful, at one point I begged the TV to make it stop!
Speaking of the Super Bowl…you probably saw those crazy spots by Chevrolet where the car was doing stunts…it was done for a OK Go music video…these guys always make awesome videos, and they did not disappoint!
After the Patriots lost the Super Bowl game, Tom Brady’s super model wife, Gisele, was making her way through Lucas Oil Stadium. Unfortunately for Gisele, there were cameras on her, and some jerks were heckling her. So she started complaining to the people in her group. And she took a pretty hard swipe at the Patriots' receivers. She said, "My husband cannot [effing] throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time." In addition to that, she also said something about them not catching the ball when they're supposed to…several media outlets are reporting that she said, quote, "I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times." TMZ says Tom's teammates are ticked off, because Gisele violated a, quote, "code of brotherhood." A supposed source within the team said, quote, "It's like knocking someone when they are down."
Gisele Bundchen is making news for bashing Tom Brady's receivers after the Super Bowl…Based on this…when should s have you…or someone you know…kept your mouth shut? What did you say? Here are some of the texts:
I had sex for the first time in my brothers truck. My cousin found the condom in the truck ran inside.and told my grandma. I was 15
My buddy pulled up to an audi r8 in his subaru impreza that he put about $7000 into and raced him for pinks. Lost his car.
My boss brought his daughter to work on bring your kid to work day after he introduces her to a few of us I leaned over to a buddy and said geez what a ugly kid.... He heard me and was let go a week later
I said about a guest to my coworker "damn that's a big girl...." she heard me.....turns out she was the ceo's daughter......oops
My dad passed on April fools day 16 years ago. My best friend thought I was joking. And even after she found out I wasn't she didn't apologize. I haven't spoken to her since.
I asked my best friends wife when she was due.... She wasn't pregnant. Man did I feel like an ignoramus.
I told a judge 2 f himself & got thrown in jail 4 contempt-over a speedn ticket!
I blab about to a friend of mine about her husband cheating after they separated. I didnt know they were trying to work things out.
There's more sex going on in your office than you realize. According to a new survey about sex in the office, courtesy of a study from the U.K. . . .
-- 11% of people, or one out of every nine of your coworkers, admit they've had sex in the workplace at least once.
-- 7% of people actually have sex at the office REGULARLY.
-- The most popular place for office sex is on your desk. A meeting room is second, and the parking garage is third.
-- The least popular places for office sex are in a bathroom stall or on your boss's desk.
-- 95% of office sex happens after hours . . . but that DOES mean that 5%, or one in 20 office sex sessions, happen ON THE CLOCK.
One out of every nine of your coworkers, admit they've had sex in the workplace at least once…Is this you? Have you had sex at the office? If not sex…what kind of strange non-work related things have you done at the office? Here are the texts we received:
I used to work for a grocery store and had sex in the produce cooler while on the clock! –johnny
I have *had alone time* it work :-) Liz
My coworker got caught banging a customer in the walk in cooler at our gas station by another customer. It was late and he thought no one else would show up
I work in an audiology clinic. Had sex after work in a sound booth with an audiologist. I'm a tech
I *had alone time* on my hot bosses desk before she got to work. My coworker got fired because she thought it was him.
Iv had sex in my office. Which in my case is the back of a delivery truck. -your local UPS man
Does sex in the back of a delivery truck count as a work place?
I used to get it on with my boss, anywhere and everywhere. Office, meeting room, and sneak off during lunch. I know it sounds sleazy, but the sex was amazing
sneaking around with the risk of being caught. It lasted for 3 years. Jamie, Tacoma
bj I work construction and primarily do large remodel jobs where the home owners do not live in the house while contruction takes place... i often have the keys to the houses and on a number of occations have "borrowed" the house with my girlfriend or a hottie and make them think its my house just to get laid
Has stp ever been caught having sex at petco? Hahahaha
Today's Video Blog features an in studio sit in named Scott, who brought us gifts from the band Lacero...a great local band that he manages. Check them out at www.facebook.com/laceropage
What a game…honestly the game was a little boring until the end, and that final quarter was AWESOME, as Eli Manning was “Unstoppable” once again! But before I get to that…huge props to the WWE for using the Bella Twins (they are Divas in the WWE) whenever there are 2 teams competing for a championship! They always dress them in opposing team colors, and post it on their Facebook, and get thousands upon thousands of likes! Do you think the WWE knows their audience?
In case you missed it somehow, the New York Giants won Super Bowl 46, and beat the New England Patriots 21-to-17.
The game was decided on the Giants' final drive when one of their running backs, Ahmad Bradshaw, scored the game-winning touchdown with 57 seconds left in a strange play. The Patriots got out of the way and let Ahmad score so they could get the ball back with enough time for Brady to lead them to a score. Ahmad figured out what they were doing and tried to KNEEL DOWN on the one-yard line, but his momentum carried him into the end zone, ASS FIRST.
Madonna’s Halftime performance did cause some controversy… although it was not Madonna’s fault. M.I.A. made a guest appearance during Madonna’s performance and as M.I.A. wrapped up her verse, she gave the MIDDLE FINGER to the camera. Both NBC and the NFL released statements. NBC said, quote, "We apologize for the inappropriate gesture that aired during halftime. It was a spontaneous gesture that our delay system caught late". And according to the NFL, quote, "There was a failure in NBC's delay system. The obscene gesture in the performance was completely inappropriate, very disappointing, and we apologize to our fans."
The NFL & NBC should apologize for giving us this as a halftime show…it was an amazing stage show, but holy cow was it uncomfortable to watch Madonna attempt to dance…either she had a broken shoe, a broken hip, or a rough night of a thrash fest with A-Rod!!!
The first points scored in the game was a safety, and at the MGM Grand in Vegas, the odds of the first score of the game being a Giants safety were 50-to-1. One guy actually bet $1,000 on that and won him $50,000 on the spot!!!
Kelly Clarkson sang the "Star-Spangled Banner" flawlessly, and it looked like she lost weight.
Huge thanks to Ryan Castle for having all of us over for the Super Bowl…great times with the KISW staff!!!
As for the commercials…they were kind of uneventful…I think the fact that commercials get released online before the game has killed some of the “wow” factor…that being said, this one was my favorites and the favorite with the gang I was with for the big game!
These are just a couple of the highlights…there were plenty of memorable things happened during the Super Bowl…for you, whether it be something that happened in the game…or something that happened at the party you were at…what was your Super Bowl highlight? Here are the texts:
My super bowl highlight was my ex girlfriend showing up uninvited. That and she didnt even knock, just walked right in and sat down. -Russell, In Elma
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I asked my wife for a divorce.
Shot gunning bud light platnums out of the bottle with 2 bendy straws taped together
Knowing The BJ Shea Morning experience was going to be the BJ Shea MOURNING Experience with the Giants win made my night.
BACON!!!!
A guy at the party I was at could of won between 4 & 5k had they kicked the field goal... I wanted to cry for him.
Saw my brother & sister-in-law for the first time in 4 years!
The excuse to get away from my wife and have a drink -or a 12 pack with the boys
Didnt get to watch the game got called into work because someones septic tank overflowed during their super bowl party so i spent the day cleaning up feces. Its cool though cuz the guy felt bad and gave me an extra hundred bucks.
My 14 year old tried to sneak out front door with his girlfriend to make out he did not know dad was on back making out with girlfriend making out and saw him run down drive way. Jim from Tacoma
The Clint Eastwood commercial @ halftime. Made me want to run around with a flag while screaming "AMERICA! EFF YEAH!" While weeping proud tears...
Here is that commercial:
Christina Aguilera says she had to be a "pretty strong girl" to deal with the boyishness of her fellow "Voice" judges Adam Levine, Cee Lo Green and Blake Shelton. She tells "Rolling Stone", quote, "It's a lot. It's a crazy locker room kind of situation." On the plus side, the guys are finally starting to be a little more courteous. Adam says, quote, "I honestly just recently started realizing that [she's] surrounded by three dudes all the time . . . that has to be something of a pain in the ass. “[But] we stopped farting in front of her!" However, Christina says she's still smelling Adam's, quote, "nasty burps."
Based on this, what is something that you won’t do around the opposite sex…or, what is something that you wish that the opposite sex would stop doing around you? Here are some of the texts we received:
I will not blow snot rockets around women.
I HATE when my husband blow snot rockets!! <gag> it's soooo gross!
Dude so my now ex girlfriend would just sit there and complain about me being a smoker but she is a hypocrite because she smokes and i recently quit smoking but now i use chew but i wont dip when im around my new girlfriend
Women would stop bitching around me
Wish my wife would stop farting in bed...her blanket farts wake me up in the middle of the night
when girls always announce they have to pee... no man should ever say that especially around other men... -Kevin in fort Lewis
I wish women would stop talking about there period!
Talking about drama. It's annoying, and no one wants to hear it. Even better is when they say they don't do drama, then start it. -Dark Prince-
I would like my fat girlfriend to stop getting undressed in front of me
I wish women would stop wearing perfume cause reguardless of the kind it all smells awful now body spray is fine but all that perfume stuff smells like piss!
I don't adjust my nuts even though sometimes they need it. I deal with it. As much As I enjoy watching women adjust their jugs being married all it does is get u in trouble, but u can't help it. Boobies being messed with draws your attention. So, if they could stop but they won't. It sux workin with all women.
Leaving tampons In trash container
I absolutely hate it when i see any woman spit. Do gross to see her hock a lugi on the street in public. Its a deal breaker. From Pat.
I wish he would stop putting peanut butter on his junk signed Lucy
I wish that women would stop wearing clothes around me, whats up with that anyway?
Today's Video Blog features Mono Nick & Topshelf meeting Crazy Cheri to get a video of her dancing!
Yesterday my buddy sent me the coolest video ever. Here is the back story: Budweiser Canada surprised 2 beer league teams in Port Credit, Ontario by filling the rink with fans for a random night game. They told the teams they were making a documentary on rec hockey (which is why they thought the cameras were there), and during the 2nd period all of these fans poured into the arena and acted like these guys were their favorite pro teams. It's a great watch, and it’s the Super Bowl commercial in Canada, hopefully in the US too!
If you have ever played in a beer league for any sport...you probably got goose bumps just like me...I watched it at least 5 times yesterday. The scene with the guy sitting on the ice is probably the coolest moment…just soaking it in, fighting back tears…I get it. I shared this with many of my hockey friends, and their feelings about it were exactly the same…”I wish that would’ve been us!” I have been playing beer league hockey for the last couple of years, and it’s something that you just can’t explain the “awesomeness” of it to someone if they haven’t done it as well. It’s not even about the game, the wins, the losses…it’s about that time in the locker room. The time spent joking before the game, and the taste of that cold beer the minute you get off the ice (or the court, field, whatever it may be), and the conversations and chirping that follow. Why else would we play games at 10 pm on a week night(or even later) and still get up early in the morning the next day to work. We love the sport, and for many of us...we never got to experience playing at a high level (juniors, semi-pro, or hell…even pro). The wins do feel good, and the losses…well, they are pretty much forgotten by the time you crack open the second beer. Props to Budweiser for doing this for these guys. I can only imagine all of them are still on the high of that night. I spent some time reading the comments on You Tube…many tried saying it was fake, but I just don’t believe that…some of the comments nailed the emotion of watching that perfectly:
What a fantastic gift for all those players--ice hockey is something in your blood that is in you for life, even if you don't have the talent for the big time. I would have loved to have been one of those players.
This was awesome! And NO it was not fake. Must have been a real night to remember for those players. I think that guy summed it up pretty well saying how he had never played professional hockey but that was always how he imagined it would feel and it felt great...good for them!
I know one of the Generals as well! He's still very overwhelmed about this whole thing! A huge thanks to Bud Canada for showing the awesome spirit that we Canadians have...and for the amazing memories they made for these hockey players!
this isn't fake and the teams didn't know .My dad plays for the Generals and they had no idea this was happening to them. My dad scored the winning goal after 15 minutes of real OT. I think all the guys rock and Dad!! we are really proud of you
I would literally sob like a baby if that happened during my hockey game. My team and my league deserve it so much and it would be a dream come true to play in front of a full house like that. What a cool moment!
This Sunday is the Super Bowl, and all week the Giants and the Patriots have been in Indianapolis getting ready for the game, as well as fielding questions from all types of media outlets. During Eli Manning’s chat with the media, a woman from “Access Hollywood” asked Eli who he thinks should play him if a movie was ever made about him…Eli said he would like to have James Van Der Beek play him in a movie…what about you, who would you like to play you in a movie and why? Also…pick a member of our show…who should play that member? Here are the texts:
Stone Cold for Steve.
I think kevin james should play Bj in a movie.
Rosey odanold would party bj because they both have that constant bitching attitude
Clooney to play me cause he looks like me... Gary busey to play top shelf cause, well, isnt it a bit obvious? Thats an easy one!
Danny divito would play a picture perfect BJ
This is jeff of the north. B j could be played by gilbert godfree. Something about the voices
Sasha Gray for Vickie in the porn parody
taylor swift, people say we look alot alike. and for toppy id have jim beluchi
Bruce Campbell cause he has a unique charisma and a love of not taking himself serious And i think woody allen should play bj. Cajun
Kevin smith should play rev
Ralphie. May as the rev!
Eddie Murphy will play all of you
Steve should be played by pee wee Herman. Lol
Me- mark walburg Topshelf- Charlie sheen
Steve: andy Samberg
I think mr. Ed should be played for Steve that way he can indulge in bestiality with out being frowned upon..
Ok bj played by sam kinneson. Or however you spell. Top shelf gary busey steve steve o
Vicki b - bridget the midget
I say Jodi Foster for me and Rob Schnieder for Steve
Steve as Mr Hand from "Zoo"
Corky from Life Goes On can play Steve.
Nicholas Cage for me, because there's a vague ressemblance, and Jack Black for STP
And here, it the text of the day….
Richard gere should play Steve cuz they both like animals up ***** ***
Ok…speaking of animals…here is another video in the “Lulu vs….” series…this one, involves Lucy’s toy, “Sal the Squirrel.”
I love this comment about the video on You Tube:
This is one of the best short films I have seen. It has everything America likes. A cute puppy, creative camera angels, and, of course, a second cute puppy. I for one am excited to see if there will be a Lulu vs the Squirrel 2. Well done. 10/10
Today's Video Blog features a gift from our friends at Subway!
BJ once again has cursed the Seattle Seahawks...he is almost like the John Madden for our team. However, with John…if you are on the cover of his video game, you get injured…with BJ…if he gets your jersey, you will be gone. In the past, BJ has owned a jersey with these players names on the back of the jersey: Hasselbeck, Houshmandzadeh, Curry, Tatupu, Dilfer, Alexander, and soon after…these players are gone. BJ finally hit his breaking point and vowed to no longer buy a player jersey…so he went with the #12 Fan jersey for the 12th Man. Seems like a safe pick right? Wrong! Today we were talking about how that the Hawks play on changing up their jersey’s next season…it’s all part of the new partnership the NFL has with NIKE (goodbye Reebok), and the plan is to change it up. So BJ’s curse continues! His best bet is to go vintage…unless Marty McFly gets involved…BJ can’t curse history! We wound up getting some texts about BJ & his curse:
Everytime bj getd a jerey, something happens! Proof positive is the change of jersey after he got the 12th man! Whoever he hates, he should buy their jersey
If every guy leaves after you get his jersey please get a Tavaris Jackdon jersey.
BJ!!! DO NOT BUY A M. Lynch jersey!!!!!!
Please don't buy a Lynch jersey bj
Let us know what jersey BJ buys. I don't want to get one that I'm going to have to hang up from a player leaving.
Looking at these…I vote to keep the jersey the way it is. I’m not feeling the use of lime green any more than how it is used now.
Last week… a guy in Brooklyn posted in the "For sale/wanted" section of Craigslist with the title, "Please teach me about football." Apparently, the guy's girlfriend once dated a college football player, so he lied to impress his girlfriend, and said he was a college football player too. Only he wasn't, and he knows NOTHING about football. Haha what a dummy!!!! This is where it gets good…now he's got to go with her to a Super Bowl party…at her ex's apartment. So he's offering $500 for someone to tutor him about football every evening between now and the Super Bowl. The ad has some really funny lines like, "Her ex played 'linebacker.' Should I know a lot about playing 'linebacker' too? Do quarterbacks normally know about that? . . . It might help for me to learn something from a 'linebacker' if you know one. He's also willing to throw in an extra $100 if his tutor can give him some good comments to say during the game.
So a guy lied and said that he played football in college to his girlfriend in order to impress her…When have you lied about something to impress someone? Here are the texts we received:
I've lied about how religious I was. Went overboard on the church going and read the bible. Was not worth it.
i lied to this guy about being really good at pool. i had never even played before, when we got to the bar i ended up kicking his ass :] so it all worked out!
Stp said he was the ceo of petco, and on the board of the humane society.
I lied to a girl and told her I was the drummer of a band, in reality I just started playing...she called my bluff quickly, Irony is I am the drummer in a band now ha
I slipped fell hit my head on the counter and gave mysekf a black eye.... Told the office girls I got jumped the next day and wound up getting sone sympathy sex
I told a girl I played AAA baseball worked till I met her father who managed the team I said I played for
I told my boyfriend I wasn't a virgin when I was (that was at 16)
I told a girl i was a great rodeo rider. I was a rodeo rider, but i wasnt good. She found the truth out when i face planted. From: Aaron the cowboy.
I told a chick i had my pilots license to get down her pants. 3 months later she rented a plane so i could take her for a flight to join the mile high club.
I once had to pretend to be a religious Christian just to hook up with a girl. It lasted for a month. It I want to thank Jesus for getting laid
We received this email…
BJ—
The other morning I got a kick out of hearing how you had to watch Sex In The City and Steve watches Grey’s Anatomy just so that you can watch shows that you guys like. I do the exact same thing…my wife and I call it the “TV Trade Off”. I have been watching Desperate Housewives for years now, all because I want to watch It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Sadly I have become a fan of her stupid show! I believe that if you watch TV with your significant other, there is likely a compromise – you each watch a show you don’t like to get to watch one that you do. I thought it would be funny what other people sit through as part of their TV Trade Off.
Gary
So what is your TV Trade Off? Complete this sentence: I have to watch ________ to get to watch _______. Here are the texts we received:
Suffering through Dr. Phil and Teen Mom so I can watch Supernatural and Mythbusters.
Lately I've had to watch the office or cajun pawn stars to watch greys anatomy.
I had to watch all the Harry potter movies, to get my girlfriend to watch season 1 of game of thrones with me. She loved it, so it was worth watching the kids movies after all! - Some guy in Duvall
I gotta watch the young and the restless and the batchelor so I can watch sports and ax men
I have to watch teen mom in order to watch monday night raw.
Why trade off? Thats what DVRs & 2nd tvs are for
I have to put up with crap like gossip girl and sex and the city. Then i get to watch my dirty porn
I have to watch glee so I can watch sons of anarchy
I am the man We watch what I decide that we will watch.
I have to put up with once upon a time so I can watch how I met your mother and always sunny
Good effin morning guys its 40 cal. Chuck from Elma lol I have to watch Jersey Shore to get to watch Sons Of Guns.
Nick in ballard here. I have to watch teen mom in order for my girlfriend to let me watch the walking dead....and sadly I find my self scoping out the tabloids
Hey bj, i have to watch toddlers and tiaras and teen mom just so I can see breaking bad and Southland.
I have to watch glee to watch community. Sam in Tacoma
have to watch anthony bourdains no reservations 4 nfl. ran into bourdain at salumaes and went drinking w him. Totally destroyed belltown
Just like stp i have 2 watch grey's 2 watch raw & i 2 have become a fan lol
I have to watch american idol to watch big bang theory.
I'm the bread winner. I watch what ever I want no trade off
Today’s Video Blog is a re-run from last year! Yes…it’s a lazy day in the video blog department. Since today is the day Punxsutawney Phil decides if it’s going to be a long or short winter (he saw his shadow, so six more weeks of winter). So a year ago, we did this video blog, so in a true Groundhog Day spirit…lets repeat it:
I love the week leading up to the Super Bowl, because the media week is full of random people going to interview the players…people that wouldn’t typically show up to any other game to do an interview…from Jimmy Kimmel sending our buds, the American Idol rejects, Jonathan Jayne & Kenneth Swale to chat with players in the past to strange drag queen looking people showing up as well. This year, things have started off on a great note! There was this hot “reporter” from Televisa Deportes, Marisol Gonzalez, who went around in a tight red mini dress “interviewing” players, and making the players wear a sombrero! Hahahahahahaha!!! Look at this picture, that is hilarious!!!!!! Check it out:
Here she is hard at work talking to some of the Patriots!
So who is this Marisol woman? I have no idea…but do yourself a favor and do an image search online…and you will find great pix like this:
I got this text, and it cracked me up:
Hey STP, I was at the Tbirds game last night and Rod Stewart's son Liam was playing for the Spokane Chiefs. As he was skating off the ice, I said "Hey Maggie May!" He was pissed off haha
The city of Fort Worth, Texas is considering an ordinance where people could be fined for causing more than 10 minutes of noise at night. So if someone's dog won't stop barking for 10 minutes . . . if they don't shut off their car alarm . . . or if they are listening to loud music . . . they could be hit with a fine. There's no word on how big the fines might be. The Fort Worth City Council will decide on this by March.
There is a town in Texas that wants to make it illegal for your dog to bark for more than 10 minutes at a certain decibel…Have you ever called the cops on your neighbors or had them call the cops on you? Here are some texts we got:
Was gutting a deer in my garage. Stepped outside for a smoke covered in blood. Neighbors freaked. From: Aaron the cowboy
Had the cops called on a Friday night at 6:30pm for the music being too loud. The officer was on our side. So we go to have the music loud the rest of the night with no problems
neighbor call the cops on me do to my girlfriend screaming so loud during some fun time in the bed they thought I was beating her when the cops just use a pillow next time to scream into
When I was 4, my parents called the cops on our neighbors. My mom watched the woman run out of house, man in chase. The man then hit the woman in the head. With a hammer. The claw end. Then he drug her back inside.
A neighbor called the cops because my band was practicing too loud. Got a disturbing the peace ticket, which was overturned in court because we were never given a warning by the cop.
I had the cops called on me and my girl while we were having action. The neighbors thought i was killing her.
My nighbor caled the cops on me reporting I had an illegal carnival at my place.... al because I rented an infatible bounce house for my daughter birthday
My husband was playing the drums in the garage this weekend at 3 am after a long night at a bar neighbors called the cops funny part was he was naked! When he opened the door a sword fell off the wall and they thought he was grabbing a weapon lol they slammed him against the wall and asked him if he was on drugs lmao
Me and wife had the cops called us for having a water fight in our house. The cops thought it was domestic violence. Mike from silverdale
Speaking of dogs…here is another fine video of our new pup Lulu, in this clip…she is annoying Lucy as we are brushing our teeth getting ready for bed:
According to a report in the "New York Times", the new trend for men with longer hair is to put their hair up IN A BUN. It’s being called a “Man Bun.” Apparently, guys with long hair were looking for a way to keep it out of their face…besides getting a haircut. They didn't want to use hairnets or wear ponytails like, quote, " Steven Seagal, hippie uncles, and the like." So the bun was an answer. If you want to learn how to tie a man bun, the "New York Times" even goes into specific details about how to properly twist, wrap, and secure your hair. I think this is beyond ridiculous, BJ was even more annoyed by this trend…he lost his mind on this one! The texts came in from the Man Bun, or as I call it, The Mun enthusiasts:
Hey b.j. I wear a bun in my hair the chicks lov it!
Gavin Rossdale from Bush rocks the man bun. Still not ok even with his band
Think tough like vikings, samurai, barbarians, sumo wrestlers. Tough me long hair and buns. I shave my head but I would rock the bun!.... Big Mike from Graham
I have shoulder length hair because I'm a metal head and need to headband at shows. I'm also a welder so I keep my hair in a bun so it doesn't go up in flames
My coworker does the bun i make fun of him every day
Man bun? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! PANSIES From: Aaron the cowboy
Whatever bj! I have long flowing blond hair and have to bun it for work! And my hair rules! It's 3 feet long! And I'm in a band! Suck it bj!
So…there is a new trend for guys to put their hair in a bun…based on this…whether it be fashion, or anything else…what is one trend or fad that you just don’t get? Here are some of the texts we got:
I dont get bronies the guys who watch my little pony wtf is that about
Those stupid skinny jeans... Quit wearing your sisters pants.... Love Chadd
I HATE the saggy pants on guys showing underwear. How has a style that started in prison to advertise sex stuck around so long?
Checking in every where u go on facebook, told my girlfriend next time we get it on, I'm going to check in on FB to her, LIKE – D
Men wearing spandex its not the 80s and it wasn't coo then
Long socks with flip flops or sandals that old guys like bj wear
I hate those ugg boots. Not cute ladies.
Why do people tatoo themselves with stars? How boring?
The kardashian fad. My wife watches it and it makes me want to rip out my eyes with a spork.
Uggs, poket dogs, skinny jeans & BIG sun glasses
Kid shoes with wheels on the bottom. I got you what you always wanted: back problems before age 30. Happy birthday! - the DV
Planking... Wtf is that all about...
Kids w/ mohawks
Those "shoes" that look like your barefoot.
Today's video blog starts off with me freaking Vicky out, and then we get to see what our intern Peter does during the show! Plus we have our friends at Tony's Tried & True Tattoo in Port Orchard hanging with us!
I always enjoy reading stories about home invasions were the burglar picked the wrong home to break into. Yesterday, a man tried breaking into a guys apartment in Federal Way, only to encounter a 20 year old dude that has 7 years of boxing experience…and that guys roommate, his brother, a proud owner of a gun. So idiot breaks into the home…and the resident, Colton Vaughn woke up to get some water…only to see a masked guy attacking him…so he whooped his ass! Colton yelled for his brother, Kirk, and Kirk came out with a gun…and that’s when the crook tried running away towards the sliding glass doors! Colton saw this and grabbed the robber and helped him leave the apartment by tossing him off the balcony…oh, did I mention they live on the 3rd floor? Yup, the guy fell 30 feet to the ground…but shockingly…he got up and ran away. Thankfully this ended with the homeowners OK, but that has to be the worst feeling of violation…to see someone in your home, or walk into your place after it was burglarized. We got a couple texts of people sharing their stories of when a criminal picked the wrong place to break into:
My parents were part of a home invasion. Dad woke up and best the crap out of him. NAKED...Chris in enumclaw
A teen broke into my uncles house, and got ripped apart by his golden retriever
I stopped a burglary two weeks ago of my neighbors apartment with a 6 inch Santoku knife. I didn't have to stab him, he left on his own. Eric
This morning was chalk full of awesome stories…here are a couple other ones that I enjoyed…
This sailor who is based in Bangor WA on the Naval Base was over at a buddy’s apartment, getting drunk…he left and then entered an apartment that he thought was his friends, only it was his neighbors. For some reason their apt was unlocked, so he went in there…urinated on the floor (wow!), and then crawled into bed…with an 80 year old woman!!!!!! She freaked out, and yelled at him…asking why he was doing, to which he said, “passing out”. Priceless. The cops didn’t arrest him as they said it was a stupid mistake, and the sailor has offered to clean up the mess and has apologized!
My third favorite story of the day happened last month in Portland, but the criminal was sentenced yesterday to 45 days in jail. What did he do? This 33 year old guy was at a Toys R’ Us, and started assaulting people with…wait for it…Light Sabers! Yes, he was using the “force” on people…that is, until the cops showed up. This is the best part…the cops shot a taser at him, and he deflected it with a light saber!!!! A true jedi…to quote Yoda, “Hmmmmm….dipsh**, you are!.”
Back in January of 2007, 39-year-old Ruben P. Salazar of Texas got a random email. It was a work email intended for a 43-year-old woman named Rachel P. Salazar, who lived in Bangkok, Thailand. Ruben figured out the typo in the email address and forwarded it to Rachel. She wrote him back to thank him, and he wrote her back. That led to an email chain where they started getting to know each other. And finally, after eight months of daily emails, they decided to meet. Rachel flew 8,000 miles from Thailand to Texas to meet Ruben. She didn't tell her family, because she figured they'd think she was foolish. But within eight days, they knew this was "right," and Ruben PROPOSED to her. They're now happily married.
A marriage started because of an accidental email…based on this, what was the strangest way that you met a significant other? Here are the texts we received:
I met my wife on my space. She sent me a message and she was a good looking blonde so i almost just deleted it thinking it was just a porn spam message lol Max
A wow nerdette lost her friends at this last years pain in the grass. Chatted with her went from the lawn to Sears cause she had a spare ticket. Dated for two months
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me and my wife meet while playing an online game together 5 yrs ago. last yr we got married while i was stationed in korea she flew all the way from n.c
On a Craigslist personals ad. 3 years and going strong. Gettin hitched in may.
I droped off my number in a video return slot cuz I saw a very hot girl working. She texted me that same night. We started dating feb8 then 3 months late
I meet my wife at a concert... we were throwing up in the same trash can!
My wife at the time was my bosses daughter and best friends sister
Family reunion
Met in dessert storm, 1991. He was sergeant major, I a private. Married 16 yrs
He was my manager...at Hooters.
My boyfriend was the UPS guy, snatched him up and still together over a year later.
I met my wife in a chat room 16 years ago, 6 months later, she drove from Skagit County WA, to Portland, OR, On jan 1st 1996, and 10 months later (Oct 5t h, 1996 we were married. We were married for 15 of the best years of my life. My wife passed away on the 13th of this month (Jan 2012) due to brain injury caused by a heart attack. We were with each other all the time, 24 hrs a day. Only 5 fights in 15 years. We loved each other more than I have ever loved anyone. Jim B. Bow, WA.
Of course then the funny guys have to text in...
I met my master while I was taking a wiz by the bushes. He was walking down the sidewalk. True love! Lucy.
I was in a kennle at the Animal Shelter and my lover was carrying a jar of peanut butter and he took me home Lucy
We met at the pet shop. From Lucy
Speaking of my dog…my other pup, Lulu…has a new favorite toy…a napkin! Enjoy!!!
31-year-old Eugene Foster of Arizona went through the cell phone of his girlfriend's teenage daughter, and you seriously won’t believe what this “Eugenius” did! Eugene saw that his girlfriend's daughter had a naked photo of herself on her phone, and wanted to show her how dangerous that could be. So to teach her a lesson…he sent the naked photo to 40 of her high school classmates. When her school found out, they stepped in…on HER side: They sent a letter home asking students to delete the photo instead of spreading it around, and to help, quote, "in minimizing the damage done by one adult's poor choices." Eugene ended up getting arrested for exploitation of a minor, and could face federal child pornography charges.
I love how the school said it was a “Poor Choice” on his part…CLASSIC!
What about you… when did you do something that, in retrospect, was a “poor choice”? Here are some texts we got:
My wife caught me blow drying my penis one night and asked me what I was doing,... I told her I was heating up her dinner,.... Poor choice of words,...
good for him im totally on his side that dumb ass kid had it coming
I let my husband sleep with my friends. Now i have no husband and no friends..
Spent two years at WWU drinking and playing counter strike. Probably wasted a good 20 or 30 thousand bucks before I joined the navy. - the DV
I humped a fat chick. I mean FAT. AND she was crazy. But I guess everyone has to ride a moped once in their life. -Pancho-
Coming home on leave from iraq, one of my troops did not get the early flight and had to wait 2 hours. I did not give him my seat and i left my soldier behind. I have regreted not giving my seat to him ever since.... SGT McClure
Worse decision was letting my friends smoke weed in the car, i didn't smoke anything,mom smelled the car and went to town on my ass with a belt!!
My poor choice was getting married. Got married at 21 and lasted 13 monthes. Bigest mistake of my life.
appearantly im not the stupidest micky ficky walking around all i did was try to work on an overheated car and 2nd degree burn my arm
I meant to send a pic of my Johnson to a girl but instead I sent to wrong contact and my mom got the pic, dumbest thing ever
I let my owner use skippy instead of jif..... Lucy
Let Steve borrow some peanut butter
Today's Video blog features some vintage KISW T-Shirts that Toppy found on EBAY!
Yet another glaring example why many of the people involved with those Occupy movements are idiots…Babylonia Aivaz is the most recent example. During the protests she apparently fell in “love” with a 107 year old building on 10th and Union in Capitol Hill. This building was to be demolished, and doesn't want to see it torn down to make room for a brand-new apartment building…so what did she do? Yesterday she did what any mentally unstable person would do…she MARRIED it!!! Yes, she married the building. She was interviewed by KING 5, and said: "I hope that America wakes up and realizes that gentrification is a serious issue that affects poor people, especially people of color, and we really need to stand up and do something about what's happening in our neighborhoods all over the country” Oh jeez lady…shut up! How about this poor building had no say in marrying this “activist” – but luckily “he” won’t be stuck with her for long, as demolition is already underway. I love the texts we got about this story:
Does she know the buildings cheating on her people are going in and out of it all the time
I hear that building is Stacked!
Based on the story of this woman that married a building in Capitol Hill…what is something that is not living that you would marry? What is that one thing that you can’t live without…to the point that you would, quote, “Marry” it? Here are the texts we received:
I'd marry my xbox
Starwars, hayden from Monroe
I am a developer, gamer, and a computer builder. I would definitely marry my computer.
I would marry the b j shea morning experience !
Xbox 360 and a bong! So I'm a Mormon, we can marry more than one bitch! Go Romney! Jason.
My iMac. ~PJilly
Ketchup I can't live without it. But it has to be Hienz. Glenn
THE STP CAST!!! Best podcast ever Red the chicken man
I would marry my 2005 Subaru STi. i havent come across anything more exhilirating or loyal in years. it made snowpocalypse an enjoyable experience. Matt – Bham
My iPhone! I can tweet Facebook search online for crap and best of all... I can watch porn!!
Jason Elia is a TV writer in Nashville, Tennessee…and he may just have the worst girlfriend EVER. Jason was planning to propose to his girlfriend, and bought a pair of Super Bowl tickets so he could pop the question at this Sunday's big game. Unfortunately, he got diagnosed with bladder cancer . . . and when she found out, supposedly she dumped him. Then she found out about his plan for the proposal, and had second thoughts. She still doesn't want him back…but she'd like the tickets. Her logic is that he bought them for her in the first place, so she should still get to go to the game…while he battles cancer! Jason had other ideas. He's auctioning off the tickets on Twitter to the person who gets him the most followers. On Sunday, a webcam model who offered his followers a free five-minute show was in the lead.
Based on this story, finish this sentence… “I realized that I was dating the worst person EVER when I found out ________.” Here are the texts we received:
I bought him a 91 fatboy and he was suppose 2 b spending the wkend w/son and i caught him in bed w/some 19 yr old junkie..
Worst husband ever when he offered to take my friends virginity as a favor to her because he wanted her first time to be good
My guy was cheating with a girl he worked with. He knew I was suspicious so he brought her to a concert to meet me. That was a fun day.
When I found out that my girlfriend was spreading rumors that each of her ex boyfriends was gay.
When I walked downstairs to a horrible smell. She was cooking cocaine into crack on the stove. The worst part is that she had two kids in bed upstairs
When... I found out he was stealing money out of our daughters piggy bank. She was only 14 months old at the time.
Realized i was dating the worst when i found out that she was the "entertainment" at a biker party.
I found out I was dating SATAN, when she had been cheating on me with my bestfriend and tried to tell me through myspace.
I realized I was dating the worst guy ever when he replaced me with a younger smaller girl..named Lu Lu..Love, Lucy the producer from South Hill
Today's Video blog is another installment of Jeetz On The Streets! Over the weekend it was Mariners Fan Fest at Safeco Field where fans had a chance to meet past and present Mariners. Our very own Jeetz was there, here is Jeetz on the Streets!
When I learned about this celebrity, I have to say...this really bummed me out, as I was a big fan of his as a kid. Robert Hegyes, who played Juan Epstein on the classic '70s TV series "Welcome Back Kotter", died yesterday of an apparent heart attack. He was only 60 years old. Robert's brother said he had suffered a heart attack in the last few years, and was not in good health. Epstein was a member of the Sweathogs, and easily my favorite of the group. Everything he did on that show was hilarious!!!! This is a cool tidbit of info about Robert, he was actually a substitute teacher in real life before he took the role of Epstein, so he was also able to act as a sort of technical advisor on the show. Epstein was known for bringing in forged notes excusing him from class that were, quote, "Signed Epstein's mother." This led to a funny line that made it’s way on the internet yesterday:
Dear Mr. Kotter: Epstein will not be returning to class. He died of a heart attack today. Signed, Epstein's Mom
Here is a great clip of Epstein and the gang first meeting Mr. Kot-terrrrr.
This could be the strangest story of the day…Metallica’s bassist could've been…HULK HOGAN! What? Is it possible that james, kirk, and Lars would have trained, said their prayers, and ate their vitamins as Hulk-A-Mania ran wild on YOU! Could the 24 inch pythons rock the bass on for Whom The Bess Tolls? According to the Hulkster…yes! Hulk says, "I used to be a session musician before I was a wrestler. I played bass guitar. I was big pals with Lars Ulrich, and he asked me if I wanted to play bass with Metallica in their early days but it didn't work out." It's unclear what Hulk meant by "early" days, and as of yet…Metallica hasn't commented…probably because it’s not true! Although…here is Hogan, playing bass in the video for his classic hit, which I am sure would’ve made for a great thrash metal anthem, “Real American”:
This morning BJ brought up our buddy Jonathan Jayne, he was the dude that was goofed on a few years ago on American Idol, and it turned out that he has a mild form of autism. Even though the AI judges goofed on him, we learned that all he ever wanted to do was record a version of "God Bless America", so I got a few buddies together -- including Thrill from the Men's Room -- and we went to Orbit Studios to record a fun version of the song with JJ! Here is the video of the song:
I got an email from Linda over at the Columbia Winery, which was the place my wife & I got married. I swear by this place as a venue to get married at…it was an amazing place to get hitched!!!! She emailed me because they are having their Weddings In Woodinville event this Sunday. You can check out www.weddingsinwoodinville.com for more info.
According to data from SeatGeek, Super Bowl XLVI is the most expensive sporting event that company has ever tracked. Average ticket prices for this year’s Super Bowl, held next Sunday at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, were at $3,127. The most expensive ticket listing for this year’s game is a $608,475 listing for a full level suite at Lucas Oil Stadium. Three separate field level suites are available, each over $600,000 in asking price.
So this led to a topic…what is the most you have paid for an event? What was it for? Also...what is one event that you would be willing to pay a ridiculous amount of money for? Here are the texts we received:
World cup
A Temple of The Dog Reunion tour, I would pay a stupid amount of $$ for it.
I paid $5000 for two tix and plane tix to Detroit for Seahawks vs Steelers
Crue meet and greets at carnival if sins I paid 450.00 worth every penny and would do it again to have front row
I paid 400 dollars for one seat 8 rows from the ring to wrestlemania 19 and it was awesome. dan in Marysville
I would consider selling my soul if the mariners made it to game 7 in the world series.
I spent $600 for two new kids on the block concert tickets in atlanta, GA a few years ago. –anna
I once paid two hot chicks I worked with $20 each to make out for 30 seconds.
Totally worth it.
$60 buck for an Asian bath house in San Francisco! Lol
Paid $300 for a pair of tix to a Canucks game.
I paid $300 for 4 tickets to nascar in las vegas. It included an rv spot where the pre race party was. Amazing experience. I highly recommed it and im not even a nascar fan. Kyle –​ Olympia
Led zeppelin in London. It was a risk of $300 for a pair of codes off eBay to buy the tickets. I got the codes, said a prayer and went for it. Got the tickets a few weeks later. For $200 each . So total was $350 a tick. Wasn't huge but I got led out! Omg so awesome! Liquor and whorez.
Today's Video Blog features Mono Nick's potato chips...BJ tried them and thought they were too hot!
