BJ came across this study by the University of Sunderland in England…they did a massive international survey on pornography that's pretty interesting. Here are some of the preliminary results:
1. Women 18-to-25 are the biggest porno fiends. I call B.S. on this…there is no way more chicks are watching porn at that age than dudes…maybe the collective minutes watched is higher with women as opposed to guys…especially with guys in that demo…it probably doesn’t take too many minutes watching what they are watching before they are done watching…ya dig?
Between ages 26 and 35, the genders basically even out their porn frequency and importance. After that, it becomes more frequently viewed and more important to men.
2. Here are the main reasons people watch porno, in order. "I feel horny" . . . "I'm bored, can't relax, or can't sleep" . . . "I WANT to feel horny" . . . "I don't have anything better to do" . . . "It's a good way to enjoy my sexual interests/fetishes." The five least popular reasons for watching porno are: "I saw a pop-up ad and clicked it" . . . "I want to see things I shouldn't do" . . . "I want to see things I wouldn't do" . . . "I like the drama of the stories" . . . and "For a laugh." Yeah…anyone that clicks on a pop up are idiots...unless you like infecting your computer with virus’s.
3. Here are the main places people go for porno, in order. Free porno sites, like Porntube.com or YouPorn.com . . . downloads . . . "amateur" websites . . . sexual fiction sites . . . and specialty fetish sites. Hey…let’s not forget Tube8.com!
Notice that DVDs and magazines didn't make the list . . . they both finished in the middle of the pack. I’m not surprised by this…it’s just like music…no one buys the…uh…hard copy anymore. Waka waka!
The places people go the least are: Porn star pay-per-view sites . . . porno studio pay-per-view sites . . . live sex cam sites . . . hook-up or AdultFriendFinder-type sites . . . and chatrooms. I’m shocked “Grandma’s house” didn’t make this list too!
4. Here are people's overall opinions on sex, in order: It keeps you physically and emotionally healthy . . . good sex requires communication . . . real sex isn't like porn sex . . . sex is best with feelings involved . . . and sex is about connection.
The five least popular opinions are: Sex is overrated, everyone does it . . . sex should involve pushing your boundaries . . . porn can spoil real sex . . . sex works best with a lot of fantasy . . . and sex can get you close to who you really are.
Yesterday was a tough day. The free preview of NHL Center Ice package is gone. They get me every year…I get sucked into the ability to watch pretty much every game, and I need to break down & get it. I’m tight on cash right now, so I am going to see if Versus…oops…I mean NBC Sports, the NHL Network, and CBC will be enough to satiate my hockey needs. I am so excited for this weekend…BJ & I will be in Dallas & we got tickets to see my fave team, the New Jersey Devils, play the Dallas Stars!
So the big news is that the McRib is back…that is all I saw on the internet yesterday, people were posting how excited they were on their Facebook…the funny thing is that I had no idea that it was off the menu…I thought when they last put it on the menu, it just stayed on there. It seems like they do this every year…which is brilliant, because every year people go nuts about it returning! I never eat the McRibb…I have no issue against it…I just usually opt for Big Mac, Double Quarter with Cheese/no onion, or the McNuggets as my meal of choice. Speaking of McDonalds, I came across a list of seven fast food chain items that you can only get in other countries. Check 'em out . . .
Burger King's Meat Monster. In Japan, Burger King serves a double bacon cheeseburger with a grilled chicken breast on top. All on one bun. I want this, but you can’t tell my wife, as that sounds like a weeks worth of calories!
McDonald's McVeggie. In India, where Hindus don't eat beef, McDonald's doesn't serve hamburgers. Their McVeggie features a patty made out of bread, potato, peas, carrots, and Indian spices. I’ll pass on this one!
McDonald's McZuri. In Switzerland, McDonald's offers a patty made entirely out of VEAL. It's covered with mushrooms and caramelized onions. Pass on this too!
Subway's Paneer Tikka Sub. In India, Subway offers a sub that's basically ROASTED COTTAGE CHEESE. They take cottage cheese, marinate it in barbecue sauce, roast it into slices, and put it on a sandwich. I know I’m probably in the minority on this, but I kind of want to try this…I am a cottage cheese enthusiast after all. That didn’t sound right!
KFC's Krushers. In Germany, Australia, South Africa, and other countries, KFC serves thick milkshakes called Krushers. They have flavors like mango, strawberry, and Kit Kat. Kit Kat milkshake? Sign me up!!!!!!
McDonald's Bubur Ayam McD. In Malaysia, McDonald's serves a dish that features chicken strips, ginger, and shallots in a chicken broth porridge. Not even sure what this is, so I will pass. I don’t eat things I can’t pronounce.
Burger King's Trio Supremo. In Brazil, BK serves a combo of onion rings, chicken nuggets, AND fries smothered in cheese and bacon bits. C’mon B-K…make this here in the U-S-Of-A!!!!!! Smother pretty much anything, within reason, with cheese, and I want it in my belly!
An unidentified man in Vallejo, California spent nine hours trapped in a little kid's swing last week…after trying to win a bet with friends. The man and his friends were in Blue Rock Springs Park at 9:00 P.M. on Friday night. The friends bet him $100 that he couldn't fit into the kids' swing on the park swingset . . . they were the hard plastic swings with the leg holes. So the guy lubed himself up with liquid laundry detergent, and managed to squeeze his legs through the holes in the swing. But when he tried to get out and collect his winnings, he realized he was stuck. And his friends left him there in the swing all night. A park caretaker showed up for work at 6:00 A.M. the next morning, and heard the guy screaming for help. He called the fire department, and they used a two-step process to free the man from the swing…First they cut the swing chains and took the guy, still wedged into the swing, to the hospital. Then at the hospital, firefighters used a cast-cutting saw to remove the swing from the guy's legs. He suffered minor injuries but he's fine.
Based on the story of a guy who was stuck in a kids swing over night because of a bet…when did a bet or a dare go wrong? What did you, or someone you know, do? Here are the texts we got:
When my brother and I were 13 I dared him to dance around are neighborhood in my moms bikini because he dared me to french kiss a toilet. –Kate
My friend drank vase water that had rotten flowers in it. I bet him 5.00 he wouldnt do it and after he did it he called in sick the next two days and eventually had to be hospitalized for a week for gastro intestinal issues. To this day he has stomack ulcers and has a very strict diet.
Because of a dare, I kissed a guy (I am male), and it wasm't even my dare!
Once a friend dared me to take a 10ft drop on my bike. So i did it, and when i landed i smashed my boys, fell of the bike and hit my head on a rock
I was bet $25 that I would not squeeze an entire bottle of spicy brown deli mustard into my mouth. I did it, and instantly got the worst sinus infection that lasted almost two weeks.
My friend wanted me to make some cookies really bad, so I dared him to taze himself... Next thig I know, he's in the floor havin a seizure.
I once ate twenty six clouds of garlic on a dare and my boss wouldn't let of come to work for a week because of the smell
bet my friend 20 he couldnt throw a cutco knife in the air and spin it 3 times and catch it without cutting himself. he cut himself needed stitches and i kept my money
I made a bet i can pick up 5 hookers in 1 nite, (no sex) without getting caught. The 3rd try, i saw the red lights. I loss fifty bucks.
My mom told me and my sister we couldn't jump a train , so we did and ended up the engineer seen us stopped the train had called police we got taken home in cuffs and had to do 100 hrs each community service and right 1000 page report in why it wasn't a good idea...
A guy in Rhode Island named Joey DeFrancesco may have figured out the most satisfying way to quit a job: Earlier this month, he posted a video on YouTube where he quits after three years at a Renaissance hotel in Providence. How he does it makes the video so great: He brings along a brass band. The video is hilarious…check it out:
Based on the guy that quit his job with a brass band…what is the most unusual way you or someone you know has quit their job? Here are the texts we received:
On my 21st birthday my boss wouldn't let me go home I was suppose to be off at 7pm and at 10 he still wouldn't let me leave and I was locked in the building. So I wrote a resignment letter up real quick and threw it on his desk and walked out of the fire escape which set off the fire alarm and never looked back
I once went to lunch and never came back. haha... job sucked!
smacked my boss in the face with a burger patty and threw my shirt in the broiler got a drink and walked out
I quit my waiting job during rush on a friday night by dropping a huge stack of clean plates in the lobby in front of all the waiting guests and screamed
2 jobs ago, I borrowed best line I ever heard from Ainetta the Mood Setta. Walked into boss's office said " I quit this bitch!" Gman Drew
Told my supervisor I was going to quit and I wanted to talk to her about it in her office, closed the door, had sex with her, and left.
My good friend Chris worked at a local garbage company in Pierce county.He took his into the woods like 10 miles and waited till 300 in the afternoon to call the boss on the radio to quit.He dident pick up any of his 700 plus stops.He went deer hunting and had his girlfriend pick him up.It took them 3 weeks to find the truck.
I know a cook who quit the Coast Guard by lighting up a joint and blowing the smoke in his XO's face as he came through the chow line.
Quitting: left a note cause boss was an extreme “D”, and didnt show up the next day.
Today's Video Blog features the worlds largest burger and food items featured at fast food joints in different countries.
Did you catch the Today Show on Friday morning? Okâ¦why did I even askâ¦of course you didnât! There was something worth watching, as it was day #2 that Kathy Lee & Hoda (yes there is a woman on the show named âHoe-Dahâ) were in Seattle, and our intern, Hot Kyle, was there making a scene behind them. Itâs pretty funny to watchâ¦here is the video:
Props to Kyle for acting a fool in the Green Man outfit!
Hellâ¦even our boss got an email from a friend of his, this is a great comment:
Since I am unemployed and have noting better to do, I love watching/making fun of Hoda and Kathy Lee on the Today show. I LOOOOOVE seeing your green dude in the KISW t-shirt!
He's the best part of the show. Seriously.
Atta boy Kyleâ¦way to make the Today show something worth watching for a change!
On Saturday, demolition crews brought down the southern end of the Alaskan Way Viaduct. Thousands of people from around the area had a chance to walk on the viaduct and take a memento home. Over the next few years the state and city will be building an underground deep bore tunnel and give the Seattle skyline a new face. Here is a piece that KOMO 4 did on the Viaduct going âbye byeâ:
Based on the fact that many people were upset to see the end of the Alaskan Way Viaduct, so much so that thousands of people showed up on Saturday for the demolitionâ¦what is something that you miss that used to exist in Seattle? Alsoâ¦What is something in Seattle that you would absolutely hate to see go? For me its RKCNDYâ¦I loved going to shows there..that was the first place I saw a concert in Seattle (Bloodhound Gang & Nerf Herder)â¦I must have been at that place a few times a month (Modest Mouse, Harvey Danger, Murder City Devils, tons of other bands)!!! I alsop miss the old version of The Crocodileâ¦donât get me wrong, the new version is an awesome venue, but the old place has many fond memories for me! Here are some of the texts we got:
The Sonics.. r.I.p.
Don't take my gum wall!
Would hate to see Dicks or Red Mill burger go away.
I would hate to see kisw the rock go or leave seattle!! you guys rock bitches!! Nick from Everett
As a kid I loved seeing the pink toe truck off the mercer street exit
The Kingdome. I still remember singing the national anthem for Mariners games when I was a kid.
Alcohol at the strip clubs
I think we all have to agree that seeing the space needle go would have to be a sad sight.
I pretty much grew up in the mercer arena, now it's storage for the opera house...
Ed The Tuba Man
Seattle wouldn't be the same without Dicks! -Nichole
Twin teepees resteraunt right next to beths cafe. The resteraunt was shaped like 2 large teepees w a fire in the center! Great breakfast place!!!
El Corazon. What an awesome place tn see a show. I would move away if it went away.
They have already closed the biggest landmark that Seattle will ever have. You will be missed much lusty lady.
On our first date my wife and I saw that tubs was closed. Sne was as sad as I was. I knew she was the one
It sucked when they knocked down fun forest. It was a waste of space iguess but i spent a lot of summer days on those rides
I really miss single women with no kids. Hard to find in this state anymore.
I would hate to see the EMP go for the reason of music being a big part of my life and many others and the EMP is a great place to and learn about the past about music and play music and also learn about the instruments
The new biography on STEVE JOBS comes out today, but some of the revelations in the book have been leaking out before the release. Here are the 16 best ones.
1. If he hadn't started Apple, he would've become a poet. Apparently, if Apple hadn't worked out, Jobs was planning to move to PARIS to become a POET.
2. He gave up on religion at age 13. When Jobs was 13, he saw pictures in "Life" magazine of starving children in Africa. He asked his Sunday school teacher why God wasn't helping them. She couldn't answer, so he stopped going to church.
3. He tried pot and LSD. Jobs tried both drugs in high school and said that they were, "a profound experience, one of the most important things in my life."
4. Who had the biggest presence on his iPod? Apparently Jobs had FIFTEEN albums by BOB DYLAN on his iPod . . . and three from the cellist YO-YO MA.
--And while Jobs wasn't religious, he said that Yo-Yo Ma's music was the BEST CASE that God actually exists.
5. He only had one book on his iPad. It's called "Autobiography of a Yogi" and it's about a guy's spiritual quest for a guru. He read it every year since he was a teenager.
6. He believed his most irreplaceable employee was his head designer. One of the biggest reasons for Apple's success is the design of its products. So Jobs valued his head designer, JONATHAN IVE, more than any other employee.
7. He met his biological father before either of them knew they were related. Jobs was adopted, and used to go to a restaurant that his biological father managed in the '60s . . . but he didn't realize the manager was his father.
He found out later in life that the manager was his father, but he didn't try to forge a relationship with him because he, quote, "didn't trust him."
8. BILL CLINTON asked for his advice during the MONICA LEWINSKY scandal. Clinton and Jobs were friends, and Clinton asked for advice when the scandal broke.
--Jobs told him, "I don't know if you did it, but if so, you've got to tell the country." There was silence on the other end. Clearly, Clinton didn't listen.
9. He believed that Google's Android phone operating system was stolen. Jobs believed that Google's former CEO, ERIC SCHMIDT, stole the idea for the Android phone from Apple's iPhone operating system.
--He even told his biographer, "I will spend my last dying breath if I need to, and I will spend every penny of Apple's $40 BILLION in the bank, to right this wrong. I'm willing to go thermonuclear war on this."
10. He finally met with BILL GATES last year. Jobs had always wanted to have a sit-down with Gates, and they finally did last year. Jobs wasn't impressed, "Bill is basically unimaginative and has never invented anything, which is why I think he's more comfortable now in philanthropy than technology. He'd be a broader guy if he'd dropped acid once or gone off to an ashram."
--But Gates wasn't exactly blown away by Jobs either, "He really never knew much about technology but had an amazing instinct for what works. [He's] fundamentally odd . . . weirdly flawed as a human being."
11. He hated how people mocked the iPad. Remember when Apple first unveiled the iPad, and everyone made tampon jokes about the name? That made Jobs DEPRESSED. Of course, then the thing sold like crazy.
12. He told PRESIDENT OBAMA he would only last one term. Jobs and Obama met in 2010, and Jobs continued his trend of giving it STRAIGHT and BRUTAL to presidents.
--He told Obama that he was looking at a one-term presidency, because the country's education system is corrupt and the country's laws are not friendly to business. But . . . he did offer to help with Obama's 2012 campaign.
13. He believed he'd "finally cracked" the secret to making a great television. So expect one of Apple's next "game changer" products to be a revolutionary TV.
14. He initially hated the idea of apps. It's impossible to imagine Apple products today without apps . . . but originally, Jobs HATED them.
--He felt like it would be way too hard to police other companies making apps. His board finally convinced him to change his mind . . . he did . . . and now apps have completely changed the way we use our phones.
15. He regretted not immediately having surgery after his cancer diagnosis. In 2004, when Jobs was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, he tried holistic remedies instead of getting surgery. He ended up regretting that.
--He told his biographer, "I didn't want my body to be opened. I didn't want to be violated in that way."
16. He only had one request for his biography. Jobs promised he wouldn't micromanage any aspect of his biography, except one thing: a great COVERâ¦here is the back & front cover:
Halloween's a week away, so the job search website CareerCast.com posted a list of the top 'creepy-crawly careers' -- Meaning jobs that actually deal with insects and nastiness. Here are the top five.
1. Road Kill Removal Specialist. To pick up dead animals off the highway, you can get paid about $30,000 a year.
2. Pest Control Specialist. They kill bugs and other pests at homes and apartment buildings, and make just over $30,000 a year.
3. Forensic Entomologist. They use their knowledge of insects to help during criminal investigations.When the cops find a dead body, a forensic entomologist helps figure out the time of death, and whether the body was moved . . . by looking at the bugs that have been LIVING IN THE REMAINS. On average, they make about $48,000.
4. Arachnologist. If you're willing to work with SPIDERS every day, the average arachnologist makes over $61,000 a year.
5. Reptologist. They're biologists who specialize in the study of reptiles. Usually that means working at a zoo, but they also work at museums. And the average reptologist makes about $62,000 a year.
Based on this list of the top 5 âcreepy crawlyâ jobsâ¦what is the most messed up job that you ever had? What did you have to do? Here are the texts we got:
My worst job had to be working for wild waves on the clean up crew. Vomit of every size shape and color.Â
I worked for Snohomish county solid waste division. We worked on the trash compactors and were constantly covered in garbage juice. All for $18.50 an hour.
Hey BJ..... I work for a pest control company. The job is ok, but you get to see how gross and nasty some people really are and how they live. So killing the bugs and rats are not that bad, just the nasty people and there living environments .
I spent a summer as a Lot Blizzard......$50 a head.......Jason
15 yrs old, wad s house maid at a Granada inn. One room had blood everywhere, a playpen for a child was left behind. A man came into the room and was nervous ... He only asked for a piece if paper, a perscription for drugs. Didn't wnt the play pen... I quit
The messed up part amout my job as a landscape gardener is all the animails I accidently weed wack as well as the dog poop. Come on people pick up that sh**! Thanks pangea joe
My current job is the worst. I have to deal with the cardboard box's of bj's sex swing and stripper pole. Mental anguish. Gman drew
I dig graves and business is good :) the t-town gravedigger
I used to work for this detox company were i would have to dispose parasites and worms after the detoxes were done
I cleaned bathrooms at county parks for 9 dollars an hour. Found used condoms, hypodermic needles, used tampons and tons of feces in non-toilet locations. Good thing it was just a summer job!
My nastiest JOB was CLEANING OUT THE COWE BARNS AT THE EVERGREEN STATE FAIR BONDOMATIC
I worked as a grave digger. Some of the days we had to go pick up the stiffs from thier homes. i really sucked in the summer especially the fat ones who live in mobile homes. we only got paid $10 and hour.
Potty training 2 and 3 year olds. Cleaning not only the kids but their bathroom stalls was pretty nasty âmandi
Today's Video Blog features our intern, Hot Kyle, talking to the crowd at the Today Show taping in Seattle.
Gotta give huge props to Hot Kyle, our intern, for getting on the Today Show yesterday! Kyle dressed as Green man (from Itâs Always Sunny In Philadelphia fame), and went down to the Pike Place Market, where they were doing the final hour of the Today show. He was down there to do a video blog (see it on Monday), and he also called in yesterday with a reportâ¦if you were watching the Today Show, you might have seen him constantly waving his arms in the back groundâ¦you can miss himâ¦heâs in a head to toe tight green outfit! Here are some screen shots of Hot Kyle:
Here is the video of Hot Kyle waving in the background!
We talked about a story of how aÂ student wasÂ suspendedÂ for shootingÂ spitballs. Andrew Mikel was suspended from Spotsylvania High School in December after the 14-year-old used a plastic tube to blow small plastic pellets at fellow students. Mikel has said it was a stupid prank. School officials called it possession and use of a weapon. Police were called and the boy was charged with three counts of misdemeanor assault. Mikel was also suspended for the remainder of the school year. An attorney asked the court to reverse Mikelâs suspension, contending that school officials violated his due process rights.The attorney also said that Mikel didn't intend to hurt anyone and the pellets don't meet the school code's definition of weapons...so this stupid prank is now in the Supreme Court's hand!Â Holy crap!!!!Â Based on this storyâ¦Whether it be from your days in school, or at workâ¦Why did you get suspended? Here are the texts:
I got kicked out of school because my ex filed a false restraining order against me. I fought it and won. Rock on.
Drinkin tequila on the play ground was suspended for a week and kicked out of the d.a.r.e. Program
I got suspended in HS not because I supplied anyone with alcohol but because I knew some kids had vodka on a school bus and I didn't tell on them.
Sleeping with a teacher when in 9th grd. Stayed the night at her house on a school night, she called in sick, n we stayed there. Principal showed 2 check on her
Got susp. for 3 days cause I "rubbed" against a car with my work trk. But i got to visit in studio & stpcast. Almost worth 3 days pay. Gman Drew
Got a weeks worth of detention for not having a cover on my math book. Talk about dumb punishments...Cammi federal way
I sent my smokin hot teacher a dirty email. I got suspended for a week and never went back
I got suspended for throwing a carrot at a garbage can. I missed and didnt go pick it up. It was right in front of the vice prinicpals office. Adam in Tacoma
I hit my 7th grade english teacher in the face while trying to hit another kid and touched her boob on the way down!
My son got suspended from school for having a drawing of a pot leaf on his notebook.
I was suspended in high school when a teacher caught me having sex with this hot blonde with big boobs, right toppy!!!!!!!
Got expelled and banned for life from the Seattle art museum for setting off 25 fart bombs in strategic places and getting ratted out.
This morning we played a sampling of âLou-Tallicaâ. What is that? Itâs a new Lou Reed CD that is coming out, with Metallica providing the music. The new collaboration album, LuLu, out on November 1st, but they're streaming the whole thing on LouReedMetallica.com. Here is a sampling of some of the songsâ¦
Uhhhhhâ¦I donât even know what to say. I remember when first hearing that there would be a collaborationâ¦I though this could be pretty cool & interesting, but wowâ¦was I wrongâ¦this is just plain awful. I get why all parties were involved, for Louâ¦itâs cool & different, and that is what he is all aboutâ¦and for Metallicaâ¦I bet they are fans of his work, and the opportunity was something to jump at. Butâ¦â¦â¦.itâs like there was little to no effort in thisâ¦it sounds like a mess. Donât take my workâ¦here are some texts we got:
Was that Metallica mess real because it sounds like one of mono nicks terrible covers
I have to listen to the full album to judge but that song sounds like grandma farts - the milkman
Steve sounds better singing.
That sounded like a garage band learning how too play
This Lou Reed, Metallica thing is a joke, right?
Sounded like a crappy junior highschool garage band. Awful!
I've released farts with more rhythm
I think the sound of Steve and Lucy sharing peanut butter sounds better than this.
That Lou reed Metallica ess makes me want to shove an ice pick in my ears. Please no more.
That was horrible
Turn it off
Lou reed and metallica made an ugly ass baby with this cd!
Today's video blog is part 2 of our chat with Duff McKagan from Guns N Roses. Duff has a new book out called "It's So Easy & Other Lies".
Lesson learnedâ¦to be extra careful when walking around my house in the morning. I try to get around the house in the dark so that I donât wake up the wife, but every so often I walk into things, slam my toe on the bed frame, etcâ¦the other day, I walked out of the bathroomâ¦.back into the dark bedroom, and stepped on Lucy, my dog!!!!! I heard a yelp & it wasnât a squeaky toy that I stepped on. Stupid dog, every other morning when I get up she stays in bed, but this timeâ¦she decides to lie down on the floor right by the door! Then again, as much as I love my pup, she isnât playing with a full deck.
I got this text:
Steve a must watch on YouTube, search elephant fail!!!!!! It's hilarious
Here is the videoâ¦and I 100% agreeâ¦hilarious!
That doesn't look all that comfortable.
Speaking of uncomfortable...today we kleaned that Vicky B. is into being dominated, choked, tied up...etc...why did we learn this? All because of this story:
There's a new book out called "The Book of Kink: Sex Beyond the Missionary" that lists some of the world's strangest sexual fetishes. Here Are Seven Fetishes You Didn't Know About:
--Body inflation fetish is getting turned on by seeing yourself expand. People who have it enjoy wearing inflation devices under their clothing.
--Tamakeri is getting turned on by the special pain you feel after getting kicked in the package.
--If you get aroused by the thought of having sex with bread or raw dough, then you have a condition known as . . . yeastiality.
--Someone with emetophilia likes watching other people vomit.
--People who are into having sex with an armpit . . . have the fetish known as axillism.
--Eproctolagniacs are also known as flatulophiliacs. They like when people break wind in front of them.
--And finally, Frotteurism, which is attraction to rubbing up against non-consenting strangers.
Based on a story that lists 7 strange fetishâs that you probably never heard ofâ¦what is your âkinkâ? What strange thing turns you on? Here are the texts:
Bj, wife and i do the adult baby thing. We have a collection of related items, which include disposable diapers tailored to look like a classic pampers or huggies from the mid 1990s. Mostly the wife will dress up, and often leads to foreplay and sex. Plz, this fetish has NOTHING to do with children and is often miss associated.
My girl is my submissive. She loves for me to beat on her till she bleeds. She is also really into needle play. The last time we "played" we had 57 needles
I dated a girl who wanted me to break into her apartment and rape her......... that relationship ended shortly there after!
like to sleep with my girl and her sister, no they're not twins but they do look alot a like.
To watch 2 strainght guys get it on...Stella
i truely love showing off. i get off listening to the boys' reaction. Ttyl
I knew a guy who got turned on by women shaving their legs
I love amputee porn..
I love women with braces. I love women who are pregnant. And midgets. All my friends know about it and think I am nuts.
A couple times my husband got turned on by having me lick his eye ball. Not the lid, but the actual eye. It creeped me out, but I did it
So the Today show was taping their final hour here in Seattleâ¦we sent our very own Hot Kyle down thereâ¦dressed as Green Man to get a reportâ¦huge thanks to KING5 for tweeting this pic of us, they Tweeted BJ saying that they think they noticed a friend of ours in the audienceâ¦haha!
Last Thursday, police in Fairview, Oregon solved a case that they'd been investigating for more than a month. Someone had been chopping down trees in Fairview Woods Parkâ¦about a dozen since the start of September. Police Chief Ken Johnson got a tip that two teenagers were in the park with an axâ¦he tracked them down, and they admitted to cutting down the others. According to them, they did it for the same reason teenagers do a lot of stupid stuffâ¦because they were bored. They told the chief, "There's nothing better to do. It's better than drinking." Except it's not, really. Underage drinking would have been a misdemeanor, but at a cost of $10,000 per tree, the damage qualifies the kids for a charge of felony criminal mischief. Based on this, looking backâ¦what dumb things you have done because you were bored? Here are the texts we got on this:
We use to make the dogs in our neighborhood chase us as kids and jump over the wall so it wouldn't bite us , I was the only one who didn't get bit, elise
Me and my gf of two weeks were watching space Odyssey and got so bored we decided to drive to Idaho to get married at the hitching post. No 3 day waiting!
I was stoned and bored so I hooked speaker wires through my braces and the speakers worked but it gave me a stutter for a couple day not the best of ideas
We used to drive around smashing mailboxes hanging out of a car window! turns out thats a federal offense- good thing we never got caught! that and homemade pipe bombs....
I put gas in a bucket of water and lit it om fire..duckman
"borrowed" neighbors car when i was 15, cops pulled me over two hours later and i spent the weekend in juvy. the keys were in it, how could i not!
My buddy and I both got pneumonia when we jumped into his pool in the middle of a snow storm
Used to sneak out and put condoms over peoples front doorknobs at nite
I blew up a hundred pounds of pizza dough up with a pipe bomb. I don't work at dominoes anymore. Love Chadd
Today's Video Blog features Duff McKagan...Duff is reading from his new book "It's So Easy -- And Other Lies" at the Neptune Theater tonight. Get tix at www.stgpresents.org
HUGE thanks to everyone that swung by Verizon Wireless at the Bellevue Square Mall yesterdayâ¦it was great hanging with everyoneâ¦hell, even BJ swung by!!! Russell Okung from the Hawks was there too, and without question, Russell is my new favorite Hawkâ¦he couldnât have been a nicer guy. Seriously, the dude is super cool. Heâs a big fella tooâ¦makes sense since heâs on the Offensive Lineâ¦Here I am with Russell:
When Russell found out we were on the radio, he asked if he could come in and watch one morning...uhhhâ¦hell yeah Russell, we would love to have you on the show! Letâs hope #76 joins us on the show.
Ladies & Gentlemenâ¦here is the text of the dayâ¦it came in at 6:38:
Hey im a truck driver at the piers n seattle and i have a whore n my truck shes giving me **** now
I read this on airâ¦and all I could think is that if the guy texted this, that means he was listening, which means that the whore was listening too (not talking, based on the text â waka waka)â¦so I had to say hi to her through the radio, âHi Whore.â
Scientists, sound therapists, and an electronica band called Marconi Union have teamed up to create what they say is the most relaxing song ever written. It's called "Weightless," it's eight minutes long, and they say it's so good at making people fall asleep, that you should NOT listen to it in your car. Their studies found that it relaxed people even more than a MASSAGE. Here's the songâ¦donât fall asleep!
Iâm sorryâ¦do we really call this music? Itâs more like sounds. You know when a band writes a cool song, the guy that came up with the riff will show it off to his band mates in excitement â¦what happened when Marconi Union came up with this gemâ¦do you think he was like, he guys, check this out: booooooooooooooooooopâ¦..uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmpâ¦.deeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich turned down the chance to score a major motion picture. He tells Newsweek that Quentin Tarantino wrote the fight scenes in Kill Bill to Metallicaâs songs âEnter Sandmanâ and âSad But True,â and wanted Ulrich to score some original music for the movie. Lars turned it down saying he felt the script was, quote, âout of my realm of understanding.â So does he regret his chance to be part of film history? He says, quote, âitâs the single biggest mistake Iâve made in the creative department.â Metallica and Lou Reedâs new album, Lulu, is out on November 1st.
Lars Ulrich says turning down the chance to score the music to Kill Bill was the single biggest mistake heâs made in the creative departmentâ¦what about you? Looking back on your lifeâ¦What is the single biggest mistake you have made? Here are some of the texts we got:
Biggest mistake.. smoking away a college scholarship
Turning down a chance to go to nashville and record some music bcus of my controling boyfreind...love u guys!
Dropping out of high school
Accepting peanut butter treats from my master signed lucy
turning down a job at a radio station in the bahamas. to go to college instead
Knocking up my best friends sister we were 19 at the time and she was 17
When i was 18 i turned down a job offer to work in alaska for three months with a buddy. I would have made 20k for three months work. I stayed for a girlfriend that dumped me one month later.
Not taking a month trip, fully paid for to Europe with my family because I didn't want to be around their cig smoke.
I knew this hot chick that wanted a 3some with me and and her best friend but she lied all the time so i said no then she sent me a pic hrs later of them in bed
Me getting out of navy. 4 more years could have retired at the age of 40. Thanks joe in port orchard
In September of 98 I had a chance to buy a small part of a company called google turned it down cause I thought it was a stupid idea.... FML!!
I passed up the chance for a 3some with a guy and his girlfriend, but it turned out that his girlfriend was a german shorthair!!!
I passed on a full scholarship to go to UCONN to play football because I wanted to take a year off from school. Ended up joining the army a 6 yrs later on
There's a lot of cool John Lennon memorabilia that you may wish you had the money to buy, but would you buy his tooth? The tooth is being auctioned off in England on November 5th. It's expected to command at least $16,000. John gave it to his housekeeper in the late '60s. He told her she could give it to her daughter "as a souvenir." Check out a pic of the tooth.
Seriously? I'd rather one of Ringo's pubes than that...ok, wait, let me re-think that. That is just crazy!
Based on thisâ¦what is the strangest âsouvenir" that you own? What odd piece of memorabilia do you have?
A water bottle that peter steele drank from at a concert at the rock candy
Unfortunately I still have a that guy Ty signed buzz T-shirt. How can you get rid of that!
A piece of confetti from the 05 hawks championship game
strange keep sake is my sons braces 2 yrs 6 sergery's n 6000 later...a reminder of what he over came.. .....raro.....
I still have the titanium rod from breaking my leg 8 years ago
I have the original small hotel food menu, that Dave Mustaine wrote on, on the back of the menu, that he original fleshed out the song "Hanger 18" on. Horrible Handwriting lol
Most girls save the rose a guy gives them on the first date. My guy gave me a jar of peanut butter on our first date. I saved the the empty jar- lucy in Puyallup
I have the tip of my finger in a jar when I had it cut off in August, maybe I can sell it when I become famous!...sprinkler guy
A bloodstained floor board from kurt cobains house is one of the weirdest memorabilia I have.
still have my metro pass and receipts from my 9/11 day in NYC. Including airline boarding passes showing I was there. -â Patt the graphic geek
I have a pair of Shannon Hoon's favorite socks that he used to wear. Ricky -â Puyallup
I still have a pic of me doing it with a fellow female while in bootcamp
I have a used drum stick from the late great kieth moon. I also have some prop guts from gwar
Today's video blog features some graphic novels that BJ got in the mail from Chuck at Comic Evolution.
This is yet another reason why I am a Keith Price believer! I am loving the new QB for the Huskies, not only for his on the field play, but his post game interviews. Keith was being interviewed by Steve Kelley, who applauded him for his cool demeanor…especially for a sophomore. Keith’s response was…uh… “Price”-less: "Yeah, this is what I'm supposed to do. This is what I'm getting paid for — is to play." Kelly asked if he is really getting paid, because well…he’s a college athelete & that’s a big “no no”, and Keith quickly replied: "No, no! Scholarship Money! Scholarship Money!" hahaha! Here is the video of it:
Looks like Phoenix Jones is inspiring Seattle-ites to be heroic!!! Around 4:30 p.m. yesterday, a woman was leaving her workplace in Downtown Seattle, when a man knocked the woman to the ground and ran off with her purse. A witness to the crime followed the suspect to his car and, with help from another unidentified person, confronted the suspect and held him until a patrol sergeant drove by. An off-duty police officer also ran to the disturbance and helped to handcuff the suspect. An adult male was booked into the King County Jail for investigation of charges of robbery.
Based on this story of citizens that chased and caught a purse-snatcher…when did you help stop crime? What happened? Here are some of the texts we got:
Stopped a car jacking at northgate mall, and stopped a gang of girls from taking a coat off of a handicapped girl
My brother roped a half naked drunk guy running from the cops and when he pulled on the rope the guy tripped and broke his nose. Good citizens arrest story.
Saw a peeping Tom at my neighbors last night. Held him at gun point until police arrived. From Sean in Des Moines
I am a very fat man. I was one of three guys who tackled a shop lifter a a grocery store...I sat on the guy until the cops showed up (he could not move and begged the cops arrest him just so I would get off of him).....Glowdaddy
Attempted rape plus me and an axe handle equals one thankful woman and one douche with a permanent limp and fake teeth
some guy robbed a coffe store and my dad chased the guy and tackled him in the middle of the street and held him till the cops showed
Once me and some friends knew the city cops were looking for these teens robbing cars in town. So me and my friends made a group and sat in trees and bushes with walkie talkies stood watch on the town and chased dowm the people stealing. And called the police. We got a medal from the city hall. -raymond, Bremerton
One day during my lunch break I saw a guy run out of a jewelry store with a gun. I chased him down, tackled him, and held him until the cops got there.
The new iPhone has an optional feature called "Find My Friends", basically if your friends have it installed and give you permission, you can view their GPS location on a map at all times. A guy from New York City whose online screen name is "ThomasMetz" suspected his wife was cheating on him. So he bought her a new iPhone 4S last week and installed Find My Friends on it without telling her. Then, late Saturday night, she told him she was going to a friend's place. But her GPS location from Find My Friends showed she was at a different location…at a guy friend's place in a different part of the city. Thomas had already suspected that she was having an affair with the guy…and now he had his proof. When he texted her, she lied and pretended she was at her girl friend's place. ThomasMetz posted this story on a message board, complete with screenshots. He wrote, quote, "Thank you Apple, thank you App Store…these screenshots [are] going to play well when I meet her [a**] at the lawyer's office in a few weeks."
Based on a story of a guy that busted his wife for cheating thanks to the new iPHONE 4s…whether it be for cheating or anything else, how did you get busted? How did you bust someone? Here are some texts:
My ex cheated with my cousins good friend at my cousins house. my cousin secretly told me then let me walk in the house on them.
Stupid stripper glitter!
I didnt shower and went home to bed. She got off work and went to wake me up with action and busted me!
Found messages on wifes Facebook talking about her being sad because some dude didn't want the BABY and she had an abortion.
I busted my wife in january by looking at her blackberry while she was being treated in the hospital emergency room. Found out by seeing her text and facebook messages that she was having a nearly 2 year affair. Divorce final hopefully this week. –alex
I got busted cheating because the girl i cheated with posted on my facebook wall that she had a great time and wanted to do it again. And she knew i had a girlfriend
BJ talked about this story this morning…in case you missed it:
Pamela Meyer is an expert on LYING. She's studied people for decades to find the main signs that they're not telling the truth. And she put together this list of the eight secrets of spotting someone who might be lying to you. Check it out . . .
1. Liars distance themselves from the subject. Like, for example, how BILL CLINTON said "I did not have sexual relations with THAT WOMAN." Saying "that woman" was a way to distance himself.
2. Liars use qualifying language. Things like "to tell you the truth" or "if I'm being honest."
3. Liars look you in the eye TOO much. They also don't fidget, and freeze their upper body.
4. Liars offer up too many details.
5. Liars who are trying to avoid punishment are more likely to suggest strict punishments. For example, OJ'S hunt for the real killers.
6. Liars put barrier objects between themselves and the person questioning them. Even little barriers, like picking up a pillow, or putting a coffee mug on the table.
7. Liars repeat questions before answering them.
8. Liars point their feet toward an exit.
Today's Video Blog stems from a conversation this morning about washing your hands after going #1.
What a weekendâ¦my wife & I finally saw the T-Birds win a gameâ¦for the last few years we have gone to 10 or so games, and every time we have gone, they have lostâ¦well that all changed on Saturday, as we took my brother to the Wingdome in Kent, and then the T-Birds game, and they finally won! It was awesomeâ¦they won 4-2, plus there was a fightâ¦a perfect game!!!!!!
So my wife & I joined the dark sideâ¦she got a Mac Book Airâ¦wowâ¦I get itâ¦I get the cult like obsessionâ¦I need to leave right after the show to get a Mac desk top computer, an iPAD2, and iPHONE4â¦ok, maybe notâ¦yet!
BJ went to the Carpenito Brothers Pumpkin Patch over the weekend, and went through the corn maze, and didnât get lost! Props to BJâ¦proving that not every person from the Boston area gets lost in a corn maze!
âIt was a nightmareâ â haha I love it!!! What a dummy!
How awesome of a story is thisâ¦Alex Torres is a porn star named Voodoo. And on weekends, he works as a skydiving instructor at Skydive Taft, near Bakersfield, California. But Skydive Taft fired Alex on Monday after police began investigating him for having sex in midair, filming it, and posting it online. Alex recently videotaped himself doing a tandem jump with Hope Howell, who's a receptionist at the skydiving academy. They started going at it in the cockpit while sitting next to the pilot, continued having relations as they moved to the airplane door, and then jumped out. They kept at it while they were falling, and filmed the whole thing. Alex posted the video on an age-protected blog, and somehow kids at a nearby high school saw it, and their parents notified police. The police decided everything was legal. There's no law against having sex on a private plane, and since no one SAW them having sex as they fell, there's no public nudity violation. The FAA is checking to see if they can take any action against the couple for distracting the pilot. Check out the screen shotsâ¦how awesome is this!
Atta boy buddyâ¦at the end of the dayâ¦you lost a job as a skydiving instructorâ¦Iâm guessing that isnât a lifelong career, but that video,â¦that video & memory will last a lifetime!
Based on this storyâ¦where was the riskiest place you have done the deed? Did you get caught? Here are the texts we got:
I had sex in a half full movie theater i was able to finish and it was some of the best i ever had
In the bed of this girls pick-up....and then again on her front lawn...3:00oclock a.m.....is that your dad staring out the front window of your your house?
In a church parking lot at 9am on a Sunday morning! They weren't the only people saying oh God!
Inside an old mortar Bunker in the Kuwait desert. Very sandy.
In the back of my friends truck while he was driving down south tacoma way... From duck man
Did my X in the hospital between the nurse and doc's visit.
In a family changing room at theYMCA..it WAS WITH A GIRL :)
I have 3 places, dressing room at Macy', in and elevator , and at Safeco up in nosebleed section. Life is short, play hard
In between a doctors visit, the doc stepped out, we got busy on the checkup table then the doctor walked in as we finished and finished the checkup. Mack
I was a night watchmen at liberty island, and i had action in the torch of the statue of liberty.
Sex in a mobile home display. Bedroom, bathroom kitchen, you name it. Not caught very fun.
I had sex at a Chuck E Cheese's in the little room next to the stage show and I did not get caught.
Craziest place was in the walk in fridge at subway. Who knew the boss kept a camera in there?
In the back of a greyhound bus. :-) no we didn't get caught
The humane society lucy and steve
Ive been skydiving and its amazing! Havin sex while doin it hell yeah!
i once had sex with my then girlfriend (now exwife) at a police station lobby bathroom. We were volunteers there and took adv.
Pizza hut in the pizza dough warmer
Key arena during a Sonics game
Zachary Quinto just came out & said that he is gayâ¦so Spock is gay (which probably maked Sulu / George Takai a happy fella)â¦this reminded us of that hilarious Spock/Kirk bit:
PoliceÂ arrested a guy on Wednesday nightâ¦he was busted for urinating on a house, but it didnât stop there. Apparently this outdoor peeâer rang the door of a home, and the homeowner didnât open the doorâ¦even though the guy asked to chat with his wife. The owner told him he had the wrong house & to beat it. Well, the urinator didnât leaveâ¦he rang the doorbell again, whipped out his junk in front of their front window, and then tried to steal a truck! Hahahaha!!!!! Police showed upâ¦he tried to get awayâ¦when they questioned him, he said his name was Satan, and when asked why he exposed himself, the man said, âBecause his wife is hotâ â Hahahahaha!!! Oh, it gets better, Satabn told the police that he planned on starting the truck with his penis and taking off. Best storyâ¦ever!
The NBA season is in jeopardy and the two sides are far apart on a new labor contract. For those that are wondering if the players asking for too much? Mono-Nick has come up with his Top 3 Demands from The NBA Players. Here they are:
--Dunks by white dudes to count double.
--Kobe finally revealing, in explicit detail, exactly how Shaq's rear end tastes...point to Steve to play the Shaq song.
And the Number One Demand from The NBA Players:
--Unlimited sex with LeBron James' mom.
Amber Madison is an author who traveled the country, surveying more than 1,000 men for her book "Are All Guys [A-Holes]?" Here are some things she found out:
--44% of men say they'd take a girl on a few dates, text her frequently, and fake an interest in her . . . just to have sex.
--35% of men would take it further, and actually lie about how much commitment they're willing to offer in order to get sex.
--Added up, that means 79% of guys are willing to lie to have sex.
Personally if only 79% guys lie to have sexâ¦that means the other 21% lied when asked if they have ever lied to get action. Based on her findingsâ¦whether it be for sexâ¦or anything elseâ¦.what is the biggest lie you have told in order to get something? Here are some texts we got:
I've told females I wasn't married just to have sex
my ex-boyfriend lied to me for 11 months saying he wasnt doing drugs, when in fact he was, just so he could have sex with me. Ashley from Eatonville
I've gone on dates just for the free food. I don't have a female friend who hasn't and in fact it was my mother who taught me that. Women ARE a-holes.
I convinced a girl that the more she had sex with me the bigger her boobs would get. âlexx
I had to not only lie but had to act like I had mono to get my diploma after I missed two months of school my senior year, and it worked. Camtheviking
I said i love you to a chick so i could have sex with her. She also ended up buying me a bunch of clothes and stuff. But in the end all that stuff wasn't worth the crazy shit she pulled to try and get me to be with her.
I told a girl that my wife was dead and that I just wear my wedding so that I will never forget het to have sex
I lied about my grades to go Disney World...I changed the grades on my report card...My parents knew and beat my butt when we got back. Glowdaddy
A roommate of mine used to lie about a dislocated shoulder telling women he was wounded in war. It got him laid. He was a army supply clerk never left the wire.
My ex wife told me she was a good person to convince me to marry her!
my friend lied about having a coke addiction to cope with the struggle of his imaginary wife leaving him with 2 kids to get pity sex.
Huge thanks to Phoenix Jones for joining us again this morningâ¦the guy is a cool dude, and the more you talk to him, the fact that he is a self proclaimed Super Hero doesnât seem all that crazy anymore. In fact we got this text:
I used to hear about phoenix jones and thought he was a nutbar, but hearing him talk for a couple minutes...now I think he's frickin' awesome!
Phoenix told us how he is married to a super hero named Purple Rain, and I had to ask if they have ever been intimate while in their super hero outfits, to which he said his outfit is not equipted for that type of âheroism.â Yesterday Phoenix took his mask off outside the courthouse to reveal his true identityâ¦here is a pic of Phoenix Jones with his wife, Purple Rain!
Today's Video Blog features a new member of the Topshelf family...Princess Sophia!!!!
This whole Occupy Seattle thing just doesnât make any sense to meâ¦I get the sentiment, but I just think these protesters are idiots. I would imagine most of them donât even know why they are protesting. Hell..I was listening to Dori Monson on the drive home yesterday whereÂ he was interviewing the spokesperson for Occupy Seattle, and when Dori point blank asked "what are you protesting?", the spokesperson gave the most confusing answer. He said something to the extent âWe are protesting for our first amendment right to be able to protestâ. Huh? He was asked the same question a few more times because, like me,Â Dori was confused by his answers. He gave a few different reasons for the protest & eventually told Dori that he didnât like whereÂ he was going with this interview & how he was making him look. Dori wasnât making you look like anything buddy, you were making yourself look like an idiot. You are the spokesperson after all, dum dumâ¦shouldnât you be prepared to answer a simple question like âwhat are you protestingâ???? Be sure to check out todayâs video Blog, because Jeetz gives some of these protesters a chance to speak their mind, and some of them come off like geniuses. You are the 99% for sureâ¦just like with most protests in Seattle, 99% of the protesters are morons & just looking for anything to protest, while the 1% of protesters truly know what they are protesting.
Speaking of the protestorsâ¦I have to thank my bud Sarah for posting this on her Facebookâ¦itâs a still from KING 5âs coverage of Occupy Seattleâ¦look at that sign I circled. I put the red bar over the word, but the word was there to see on TV!!!!!
Marysville police arrested a woman last week for dog-napping!!! What the hell is wrong with this wack job??? She stole Takoda, a Siberian husky, out of its yard in Marysville. The dog was reunited with its owners earlier this week, and the 59-year-old Snohomish County woman was identified by a witness and locked up. Luckily the owners got their dog backâ¦hell if someone stole Lucy, I would turn into Liam Neeson from the movie Taken, and hunt that person down!!! I can just picture that moment when I talk to the thei..to paraphrase that great moment in Taken when Liam talks to the guy that kidnapped his daughter: âI don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let Lucy go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.â
Thanks to some texts we learned that the woman was an animal rights activistâ¦here is what someone texted us:
The lady that took the husky thought it didn't have enough space in the yard. She was not a drug addict she was a animal rights activist
This is a pretty random thing to stealâ¦so based on thisâ¦Finish this sentenceâ¦. âI canât belive someone stole ______ from me!â Here are the texts we got:
Someone stole my kids scooby do tackle box
I can't believe someone stole my Seattle Seahawks garden gnome!!
Someone broke into my car 2 nights ago and stole all my softball gear. 2 bats worth about $500 and that's all They took. Nate lynnwood.
Someone took the tires off my moms car a while back! -sam in t-town
Someone stole the exhaust of my car in my driveway.... Heavy D.... Tacoma
someone stole 2 12 packs of soda out of my trunk. and left my families x-mas presents!
Some one stole my iPod in a. Church
Im a teacher, someone busted in my car window and stole my bag full of student homework (and nothing else worth anything at all) out of my car at a bowling alley parking lot. Worthless to them, annoying as hell to me and my students... So dumb...
Had a party at my house for my wife's bday last year, and someone stole my hair gel and cologne from the bathroom cabinet! -Josh, Burien
Some one broke into my truck and only took The change out of The ash tray$ 200 window for 30 ish in coins
I Can't believe my master Steve stole my milkbones and used them for his own guilty pleasure. Signed Lucy
Somebody busted out my friends truck window to steal a hat. WTF!!
My matching bras and panties....my room-mate years ago use to steal them...she was a nut job...kelli
Went to KFC to get some chicken and left it in the car while i went over to radio shack across the parking lot and somebody broke into my car and stole the whole bucket of chicken AND my cole slaw!!! Damnit crazy people takin my chicken!
I went to clean the toilet one morning to find out someone stole our toilet brush.
Someone broke into my car, didn't steal anything, but decided to use my car for an area to have a smoke to get out of the rain
Someone stole lasagna out of my car. I had the big frozen lasagna and garlic bread and they took just the lasagna.
The other day I parked my bike outside a grocery store and when I came back out I noticed that my water bottle was gone.
My tullys apron and my hula man were stolen out of my car -mandi
This is funny storyâ¦I know Cleveland hates LeBron James, but I think the dude is funnyâ¦.since the NBA is locked out for 2 weeks (at least), King Jamesis looking for a new gig, and he tweeted ESPN football guru this:
âWhen is the deadline for a team to sign a free agent?â
Well being that the Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll loves the Twitter, he tweeted:
"Hey @KingJames are you aware of what the Leagueâs rookie minimum is?â
LeBron tweeted this to Pete:
âYeah, more than what Iâm making now Coachâ
They went back & forth for a bit, and ya gotta hand it to Pete, as he took the joke to a new high by having a jersey made for LeBron:
The Bureau of Justice Statistics does a survey every three years, and just released the data for 2008. About 40 million Americans had contact with a cop that year. The most common reason to meet a cop, is because you've just been pulled over. One in 12 drivers say they've been pulled over. Surprisingly, five out of six drivers who were stopped now admit that the officer was justified in pulling them over. Even though most drivers admit they were doing something wrong, police only issued tickets to 55% of the people they stopped. They arrested another 3%. That means that police let the driver off with a warning two out of every five times they stopped someone. Boy do I miss those days of getting warningsâ¦I used to never get a ticket, but in the last 5 yearsâ¦every time I was pulled over for speeding or driving in the car pool lane alone, I got a ticket. Oh waitâ¦there was that one time where the cop let me off because I had to poop really bad (it was obvious as I was sweating like a pigâ¦crap, pigâ¦poor choice of words waka waka)â¦and the other time was when I was pulled over because the cop thought I was under the influence, only to have me blow a 0.0 on the breathalyzerâ¦I was super tired & fell asleep at the wheelâ¦he told me to get off I-5 & get a cup of coffee!
Based on a study that was done about getting pulled over by a copâ¦when were you pulled over? What were you doing? How did you try to get out of it? What lie did you make up to avoid getting the ticket? Here are some of the texts we got:
i was just stoped yesterday for taking a picture of a state trooper tailgating a semi. he didnt give me a ticket because it was with a camera not a phone. Max
55% got warning? What's the% of men to women in country? Got to b close to that nmbr
I was pulled over. Threw an open beer under my seat n told him the smell was from stale beer cans cuz the car had been sitting. He totally let me off!
I got pulled over doing 50 in a 25 in downtown olympia got the ticket went to court and the judge dimissed it cuz i said i just got into the music and lost track of my speed for a minute
I got pulled over for speeding, i batted my eyes and said i "just wasnt paying attention, im so sorry" and drove away with warning number 3... Amy in Everett
Got pulled over for street racing. Got out of it by asking the cop "wanna race?"
I was on my motorcycle on I5 south going to Seattle and was weaving through traffic and speeding. Cop pulled me over and asked me if I was in a hurry, I told him yes and that I was on my way to take a final at school in fifteen minutes. He looked at me, told me he understands but to just stop weaving, then said get the Hell out of here and good luck on your test. I did have a final that day but it wasn't for a couple hours
I told the cop i just got circumcised and i wanted to get home fast to rest. i also asked if he wanted to see. haha then he left me alone The awesome one
I was pulled over going 137 mph at 19. He arrested me, but because I was crying, he gave me a ten minute lecture, the officer followed me home. I am a lucky boy
I got pulled over in Portland for spinning my tires at a light. Just left Hooters w a couple beers in me. Pulled me over on the freeway and asked what was that??? I told him I was just being a jackass!! He laughed and told me no one has ever been honest with him about being a jackass. Told me to go home.
Got pulled over for speeding. I told the cop my wife is in labor. When he asked why she wasn't in the car, I said,"oh crap, I knew I forgot something!" He laughed so hard at my joke he let me go with a warning.
Today's video blog features Jeetz On The Streets! Yesterday, our very own Jeetz went down to Westlake Center to speak with the Occupy Seattle Protesters.
According to a new Harris poll, 50% of American adults say that they sometimes pull out their phone to take a secret photo or video of someone. Both Rev, Toppy, and I have all agreed that we are guilty of itâ¦hell, what else am I supposed to do at the gym! Ok, Iâm kidding about the gymâ¦but there is nothing better than a fun pic of a guy showing but crackâ¦or hell, I remember a time that I was somewhere that there was a security guardâ¦and his zipper was openâ¦I HAD to snap a shot of that!!!! Check it out:
Based on the Harris Pollâ¦here's who the secret photographers targeting:
--23% have taken a photo of someone in an embarrassing outfit.
--20% have photographed an athlete at a sporting event.
--15% have gotten someone tripping and falling.
--10% have taken a secret picture of a sexy waitress
--9% have taken a photo of a shirtless guy mowing the lawn.
--7% have taken photos of cheerleaders.
--7% have photographed their boss or a coworker eating.
--6% have photographed someone's disgusting grooming habits.
--And 5% have taken a picture of a couple making out.
Okâ¦the last one is a little disturbingâ¦who is taking pix of people making out? That is strange! Seriously strange! Unlessâ¦itâs two hot chicks making outâ¦actually, just typing that makes even me feel like a creepâ¦even that is strange!
Alsoâ¦why would I take a picture of my boss eating? Unless itâs for blackmail purposes and he is at the Acropolis eating a steak while boobs are an inch from his nose!
The Boston Red Sox September collapse was among the worst in baseball history, and details are coming out about what was happening in the Red Sox clubhouse that will shock most baseball fans.
I drive a semi n seattle and i always have whores with me
People sleeping on the toilet at Boeing. And getting away with it!
Were not suppose to have radios/ipods but I do and listen 2 you guys everyday!! "Hey Toppy" lakewood Larry...
Years ago when I worked for enchanted parks they put me in the small 10x10 dip n dots stand. It was so slow and overpriced, I was able to play gameboy.
Walked in on a dr. And his nurse having sex
I sext my husband pretty much all day... looks like I'm sending importand emails ;)
The craziest thing I have seen at work is a lesbian couple having sex in one of the supply trailers.
I smoke herb all night long and run a 14 millon dollar piece of equipment
I worked retail and my assistant manager had brought in a half gallon of vodka one night....so we basically drank all night. No wonder why our store got shut do
I Work in a mail room, And get everything done 3 or 4 hours before my shift was over, so I'd watch Netflix
I play video games, watch movies, and take naps at work - security guard
I used to do apartment maintenance and I would go into vacant apartments and nap.
This week is National Pet Peeve Week, and to celebrate, the dating site Zoosk conducted a survey on biggest dating pet peeves.
--The biggest pet peeve for women is when their date smells. Almost half of all women listed that as a complaint.
--Half of men said that their biggest pet peeve was when their date was too occupied with their cell phone.
--Cell phones were women's second-biggest complaint, followed by dates who were late. Talking about yourself too much was the fourth worst thing, and asking her too many questions about herself was right behind.
--For men, smelliness was second, followed by lateness. Too many questions was fourth, and too much makeup was fifth.
--Half of women say that sexual innuendo on a first date annoyed them, but only one in 11 men were bothered by it.
--When it comes to appearance, too much body hair was women's biggest pet peeve, followed by inappropriate clothes. Dressing badly was tops for men, followed by crooked teeth.
Based on thisâ¦what is the biggest pet peeve you have about the opposite sex? Here are some texts:
My biggest pet peeve is wen they don't put out after ther date!
My biggest pet peeve on a woman is intelligence !
My biggest pet peeve is when I'm on a date and the girl won't get naked after I pay her.
Hey guys, I hate it when woman talk to you about their exes on a date. Shut the f up!!! BIGJOHN
Bitches that think they are too smart, lol! -STP's recycle guy-
My pet peeve is when my wife or girls in general take a shower...and dont collect or clear the damn out of the drain... T_nugg in Redmond
lI hate it when men get offended that i want to pay my own way on a date. Im very independant and its just the way i am.
Pet peeve - women that think round = curvy, a S is curvy an O is not.
My biggest pet peave is when the pick their face in front of me.. (black heads, etc) such a turn off!
Women wearing leggings like pants
Women wearing pajamas other than just to bed, especially outside of the house to run errands, go to the store, etc
I hate it that woman these days are so insecure about themselves
My biggest pet peeve would be when a female takes longer than 45 minutes to an hour to get ready for a date or the day.
I can't stand the bitches who have the sticker that says 'Princess' on their Suv.....you're a high maintenance pig that probably annoys the crap out of every man
When men ask for a glass with their "bottled" beer!!
I hate when girls talk like a stereotypical californian and over use the words "oh my god", "like", "seriously", etc....drives me up a wall
when guys ask me how many guys I've slept w.. not that it's a lot it's just none of their business and I wouldn't ask them
Today's Video Blog is an Intern Challenge. Our intern Hot Kyle has 60 seconds to get someone to give him a condom... Do you think he will do it?
A waitress at Bimbos Cantina in Capitol Hill posted the "tip" she received from a patron â instead of actually tipping her, he told her to lose weight. Since posting this picture on her Facebook, it has spread virally all over the nation.
According to her Facebook page, Victoria Liss waited on Andrew Meyer at Bimbo's on Friday night. Instead of tipping her at the end of his meal, he wrote on the check, "P.S. You could stand to lose a few pounds." Victoria then posted this on her Facebook with this posting: âOh Friday! and the best part is he was dressed like that gay kid on Glee. Yuppie scum!â Here is the pic of the receipt:
I love that he spelled "lose" wrong! Insults are far more effective when you spell emâ right!
For those curious as to what Victoria looks likeâ¦here are some pix that were posted online:
Iâve had bad service before, but never to the point of where I felt so inspired to leave that as a âtipâ!!! Seriouslyâ¦unless she brought him the foodâ¦ate the burrito in front of him, and then told him to âFâ offâ¦what could she have done to warrant that? Based on thisâ¦Have you worked in the service industry where you had to deal with a horrible customer? Do you have a story that can top what happened to Victoria? Here are the texts we got:
I had a lady come in my pizza shop and insist she had a credit. Kept barking orders over the counter and the pizzas were so overloaded we had to cook them twice
I worked in a mexican fastfood place and these customers let their kids smear beans all over the wall and table. I made them clean it up.
Instead of leaving a monetary tip, once I left a note telling our server, to shave her chin. She was an old bitch. I don't feel bad.
The weight comment for a tip I am 5'4" and about 95lb when I worked for a casino in reno a guy told me to eat a steak when I wouldn't bend over to pick something up for him
my first day working at mcdonalds, a drive threw customer waas so angry about his order he walked in and threw his food at me . matt
My story is about when I flipped out at a fast food place I worked at. I came in off hours to get a chicken.sandwich without tomato and with shredded lettuce. She screwed up my order 3 times till I.finally told her if she screws up again I'm gonna throw the sandwich at her. So I get my sandwich and it was a completely different sandwich with tomato and all. From the lobby I hit her in the back with the sandwich
I work as a cashier at a grocery store and a lady asked if I had a garbage can behind my register. I stuck my hand out expecting a receipt or something when she spit her gum directly into my hand!!
I worked at Dicks when I was sixteen, and I serviced a woman who told me to f'ing go back to school n-word because we were out of ketchup at the moment.
was working as a barista attached to a gas station. A woman came over and grabbed a hand full of money out of my tip jar to buy a beer. I couldn't believe it.
I worked at a bank as a teller. My coworker was refusing to cash a crazy mans check and he spit on her counter and blew a farmer blow on her.
I had a 2x4 thrown at my head when I worked at Home Depot
Was sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher while working the drive thru while working at burger king in the mid 80's
We once left a tip for $0.00 and wrote on the receipt for the waitress to get another job if she hated her job that much...she was a total bitch!
so although I was not a waiter, when I worked in the return department at target some lady tried to return plates that still had food on them and I said no. so see threw the plates at me
I was a pizza delivery driver and had a customer throw a pizza at me open box and said "you c*** this is not what I ordered!"
Big thanks to Phoenix Jones for calling in this morning to clear the air. Phoenix is Seattleâs real life super hero that was arrested over the weekend for pepper spraying an unruly crowd that tried to attack him when he showed up to break up a fight & call the cops. Phoenix told us that he feels there is one Seattle cop that has been targeting him! Having Phoenix on reminded me of the time that our intern Hot Kyle met up with him many months ago to learn how to become a super hero:
The maker of Dr Pepper is rolling out Dr Pepper Ten, a 10-calorie soda with an ad campaign that asserts that the soft drink is "not for women." The soft drink was developed after the company's research found that men shy away from diet drinks that aren't perceived as "manly" enough. The can for Dr. Pepper Ten is wrapped in gunmetal grey packaging with silver bullets. The TV commercials are heavy on the machismo, including one spot that shows muscular men in the jungle battling snakes and bad guys and appear to shoot lasers at each other.
Here is that commercialâ¦
Dr. Pepper has made a diet drink targeted for men because they found that typically men shy away from diet drinksâ¦based on thisâ¦Whether it be a drink, food, a TV show, movie, music, etcâ¦What is something that you are a fan of, even though it makes you seem like less of a man?â Here are the texts we received:
I'm probably one of the biggest metal heads you'd ever meet, but from time to time i have to be a little monster, i LOVE lady gaga.
Meg Ryan movies
Can't stand regular coffee. But put chocolate, whipped cream, Or any other flavors and I'm so down -âBrian
I tote guns and ride a motorcycle but when it comes to looking less manly I love watching reality tv shows. The drama makes constantly laugh hysterically
My favorit color is purple:) from buck in oak harbor
I'm big into theatre. Been an actor for 14 years and I enjoy seeing Shakespeare and yes, even the dreaded musical.
IMy best friend is a man's man. He's always got a cold bud in his hand, 6'3" and 250 lbs., is ex-âmilitary, the works. His dirty little secret is he watches glee
I was coerced by my girl into watch the entire Sex in the City catalogue with her (show, not movies.) /Enjoyed it. /I fail as a guy.
When I order coffee I always drink non fat milk. I get weird looks and am always asked if its for my wife. Wtf?
I watch the Bachelor. Hot crazy chicks
Dancing with the stars. Steve!! Have u seen previews of the new footloose? There is a dance off scene and Julianne Hough is HOTTTTTT In it!! Omg
My boyfriends favorite color is pink hot pink. He's the manliest mans man in the navy and a cop he totally owns it and even has pink hand cuffs that arehis main handcuffs he uses on the job. Hes always asked if he gets made fun of and his answer is "if I'm putting cuffs on someone they're not making fun of me"
My husband likes hollywood gossip magazines.
Im a fan of taylor swift, not just the girl but her music too
Air supply...enough said...lol
Im a white heterosexual metal head who loves everything janet jackson.
I use conditioner.
I love to bake cakes but hate frosting them. My boyfriend LOVES to frost and decorate cakes. I totally give him crap every time! -âchelsea from Bellingham
Today's Video Blog features something random that BJ got in the mail!
Happy Columbus Day yâall!!!! Sadly we had to work on Columbus Day, but boy am I glad we did, because it inspired Mono Nick to make another one of his lists! Here is Mono-Nick's Top 3 Little-Known Facts About Christopher Columbus:
--He accidentally stumbled upon America while searching for something much more difficult to find: the G-Spot.
--Despite all those sales in his honor, he himself ironically never got a good deal on a mattress.
and the number 1 Little-Known Facts About Christopher Columbusâ¦
--He brought syphilis from America to Italy. Or was that Snooki?
Over the weekend I went to the Parlor Live to see my favorite comic, Jim Breuer, perform. He was AMAZING!!!! Jim proved why he is the best by cracking all of us up! My wife, at one point during his set, looked at me & said âhe needs to stop being so funny, my chest hurts from laughing so hardâ. Huge props to Jay Hollingsworthâ¦.he was hilarious as well at the show, a great local comic!
This could be the story of the day:
Darin Pake is a 44 year old guy from Minnesota, and he recently noticed things were missing from his house, so he set up a surveillance camera. Last week, he came home from work and watched the tapeâ¦and saw the family's former babysitter, 18-year-old Amanda Rose Owens, enter the house through the doggie door. Yes, insert jokes about her liking âDoggy Styleâ & entering through the back door here! After she was arrested, Amanda admitted that it was the third time she'd entered Darin's home that way. In past trips she'd taken a briefcase, a camera, and about $300 in cashâ¦.this time she stole a Red Bull! Amanda says she resorted to stealing from the Pake family because she needed a way to feed her addiction to Porn. She'd recently ordered between 30 porn DVDs, and needed to pay for them.
One thing we know is that she isnât a fattyâ¦unless that doggy door is for a Great Dane, there is no way a big gal can get through that! This text we got cracked me up:
If she is 18 Addicted to porn and can fit through a dog door. She is welcome im my house anytime im there. Tom
But then we got this text that was a total buzz killâ¦
Look at her news picture. Definitely not good looking. Needs the porn.
Okâ¦here is the pictureâ¦but be warned, itâs not a pretty site:
Whoooooaaaaaa! Get Jessica Simpson on the phone! This chick needs some Pro-Activâ¦Bad!!!!!!! She looks like Cliff Burton on the back of Metallicaâs âKill Em Allâ record.
Former weezer bassist ikey Welsh was found dead in a Chicago hotel room Saturday. He was 40 years old. Mikey was only in the band briefly, from 1998 through 2001. He replaced original bassist Matt Sharp, but was only on one album: Weezer's third disc, "The Green Album." He quit in 2001 to deal with some mental issues. He had a nervous breakdownâ¦and was even admitted to a psychiatric hospital. Weezer replaced him with current bassist Scott Shrinerâ¦and Mikey became a painter and visual artist. There's no official cause of death yet, but the "Chicago Tribune" reports that it's believed to be a drug overdose. In an eerie twist, Mikey actually called this almost two weeks earlier. On Monday, September 26th, he Tweeted, "Dreamt I died in Chicago next weekend (heart attack in my sleep). Need to write my will today." Then he added, "Correction: the weekend after next." (That meant this past weekend . . . which is when he died. In Chicago.) By the way, there's no indication Mikey committed suicide . . . at least not yet. Based on thisâ¦when have you had a premonition that came true? Have you have dreamt something that eventually happened? What was it? Here are the texts we got:
My Aunt had a premonition this weekend that my husband and I were going to tell her that we were pregnant.....SHE WAS RIGHT!
i dreamt the Oklahoma city bombing happened 2 days before. i was only 4 at the time. never seen anything like it before in my life.
I predict this text wont be read on air. Alex in centralia
that kind of thing happens to me all the time once I dreamt that my dog died and the next morning it was killed by another dog
had Dream when my dad was dying & also that my sister was split-n with husband ...BOTH came true.
I have a vision of STP touching Lucy today with peanut butter
i told a coworker she was going to get into a car accident amd within 1 hr of leaving work got t-boned.
I was in prison in the hole i had a dream that i talked to my grandpa and he told me i needed to change my life i called home that day my mom told me he died
Sometimes at work I'll distinctly smell dog poop. 9 times out of 10, I'll go home to dog poop in the house.
I predict my boss will be a pain in the ass today, but is it really premonition if you just recognize patterns?
When I was like tem I Dreamt that my mom would be taken away from me when I was 17. She died of cancer 2 months after my 17th bday
I told a guy to go to hell. 2 days later he crashed his car on 167 and he burned to death. Kinda trippy
On Saturday night Topshelf had an engagement dinner party. It was catered by Nikos and Sikey from Voula's Offshore Cafe. They made the best meals Toppy have ever had.
--lemon chicken and rice soup (voula's own recipie)
--garlic baby red mashed
--string beans with cajun spiced ham
--homemade cheesecake that was like creme brulee
Toppy claims that he had the best meal of his life over the weekendâ¦what about you?Â What was the greatest meal that you have ever had?Â Here are the texts we got:
Nicole from Seattle. The best meal I ever had was a traditional jerk chicken dinner I had while on a spring break vacation in Jamaica.
I drive from Hood Canal to Seattle as often as I can for the BEST meal ever @ Slim's Last Chance Chili on 1st in Georgetown!
My buddy Eric makes the best smoked bbq ribs ive ever had. Amazing! -Cara in Toledo
Morton's steakhouse, a close second being Palisade in Seattle.
My boyfriend's dad and his girlfriend made the best appetizer of my life. It was bacon wrapped dates.. Sounds a little strange but it was AMAZING! â fema
The greatest meal I have ever had was peanut butter on a stick. I still have it every night when Steve gets home. âLucy
My first meal outta jail a few years back, chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes, green bean casserole, and a six pack of rainier! Camtheviking
Jager schnitzel at Bruno's in Tacoma. (By the old Fox's off of 512)
Best meal EVAR: Bacon wrapped filet mignon... At the Acropolis in Portland. Steak, bacon, boobies n' beer? Yes please!
Today's Video blog is about the Wizard Of Oz...plus we get gifts from Red teh Chicken Man!
I’m a little tired…last night BJ and I hit up El Gaucho with the boss for some good eating! I haven’t been to El Gaucho in a long ass time…I forgot how great that place it…the Steak was so damn good!!!!! Filet Mignon bitches!
After we ate like Vikings, we watched the ballgame, and the night ended with a bang for BJ & a giant whiff for me. Why you ask? BJ is a BoSox fan, and I am a Yankees fan and A-Rod became A-Choke, or K-Rod, striking out twice in key moments…including the final out of the game…swiiiiing & a miss!!!! Mariners fans must have loved seeing that, and I would imagine many M’s fans were happy to see Doug Fister (who started the season as a Mariner) get the win for the Tigers. I don’t follow baseball that closely, but the relief pitcher for the Tigers is a beast…and throws weird. Ok there is my baseball analysis!
Lets just say I am glad hockey season is here, and BJ’s Bruins loss…so there BJ…go poop on a log!
A recent study says that a woman is 6 times more likely than a man to get DUMPED after she's diagnosed with cancer….based on this, what is the dumbest reason that you were dumped? Or…looking back, when did you dump someone & you now realize that was a stupid reason to do so…here are the texts we got:
I dumped a girl cause i was mad i failed my final! Taren in puyallup!! Rock on!
Because I did not get invited to her birthday dinner.
I got dumped over A work related injury
i got dumped because her husband found out.
I was dumped because i couldnt afford a trip to south america w/my boyfriend
I broke up w a guy bcuz his penis was too big
I got dumped for being white. The girl was black. We got along great, but her family hated me. Too much drama so she broke it off. cowboy Aaron
I am ashamed to admit that i broke up with a guy because he shave his beard. He lost all of his sex appeal. I tried to stay but the attraction was gone.
I once broke up with a girl for telling that she had to "take a dump".... When she called back I told her it was over.
I dumped a girl for cutting her hair in way I didn't like. It was pretty dumb she was a really amazing chick - joe
Dumbest reason was for a woman putting ketchup on a steak. That just isn't right
The testimony so far against Dr. Conrad Murray in his manslaughter of Michael Jackson trial paints a pretty unflattering picture of him as a physician. So this got Mono-Nick wondering if his doctor any better. Nick came up with the Top 3 Signs You Have a Bad Doctor.
--While checking you for breast cancer, he says, "I feel a lump . . . in my pants."
--When you ask if he's an HMO, he snaps, "I'm not gay!"
and the number 1 top sign you have a bad doctor....
--He calls himself the "rectum whisperer."
Today's Video blog features The Rev busting me as I prepare for the show.
Yesterday I was completely floored by the reaction of the passing of Steve Jobs, who died after battling pancreatic cancer for many years (ugh cancer sucks)….I knew he was a respected individual, but I have never seen so many people affected by a public figure before like yesterday. Practically every facebook post I saw yesterday had something to do with the co founder of Apple dying…talk about a legacy. Many called him a modern day Thomas Edison, a genius, and how can you argue that: Apple, iPOD, iPHONE, iPAD, Pixar…the list goes on and on! A lot of people posted this video of a commencement speech that Steve did at Stanford…it’s 15 minutes long, but I watched it last night…it’s an absolute must watch…the guy was an inspiring individual & left us with many words of wisdom:
Many people were were making statements yesterday, here are a couple that stood out:
--Apple. "Steve's brilliance, passion and energy were the source of countless innovations that enrich and improve all of our lives. The world is immeasurably better because of Steve."
--New Apple CEO Tim Cook. "No words can adequately express our sadness at Steve's death or our gratitude for the opportunity to work with him. We will honor his memory by dedicating ourselves to continuing the work he loved so much."
--President Obama. "Michelle and I are saddened to learn of the passing of Steve Jobs. Steve was among the greatest of American innovators, brave enough to think differently, bold enough to believe he could change the world, and talented enough to do it."
--Bill Gates. "For those of us lucky enough to get to work with Steve, it's been an insanely great honor. I will miss Steve immensely."
--Mark Zuckerberg. "Steve, thank you for being a mentor and a friend. Thanks for showing that what you build can change the world. I will miss you."
--Steven Spielberg. "Steve Jobs was the greatest inventor since Thomas Edison. He put the world at our fingertips."
--George Lucas. "The magic of Steve was that while others simply accepted the status quo, he saw the true potential in everything he touched and never compromised on that vision."
--Jimmy Fallon. "Thank you, Steve Jobs, for all of the fun and amazing ways you made our lives better . . . Sent from my iPhone."
--Eli Roth. "You guys, I'm sad about Steve Jobs but SteveJobs2 comes out in like a month."
Based on this…when have you been affected by the death of someone you didn’t even know…and why? Here are the texts we received:
Dave niehaus. Earliest mariner memories were with him calling the games. He always had a special excitement in his voice. And the 95 call will always be the best
river phoenix, when he passed he kept me off drugs
I was so sad when Mr Rogers passed away and I was 20. Grew up watching him...little sisters laughed at me when I cried.
The Lakewood 4, horrible day
The death of Michael Jackson. I will miss his touch...on the world. From maculley culken
john ritter and phil hartman. two funny people gone too soon
It was surreal to watch The Dark Night after Heath Ledger passed. His chiiling performance still sticks with me.
Dimebag darrell. i never meet him. but his music and personality affected me in a very positive way. i have a tribute tattoo in his honor. from gump
Kurt Cobain's death affected me. I was only 11. I loved his music and couldnt believe something like that could happen to someone so great. I know better now.
Pope John Paul II, I am not catholic but he was a great humanitarian, not to mention the most likable pope around the world.
The pasengers ofunited 93. They showed me to never back down from a challange a do eberything in your power to make things right. A true isperation and every 91
Amy winehouse. Yes she was a hot mess, but a true talent. I'm sad I'll never hear a 'new' Amy song.
Johnny cash! Huge insperation on me
Jim Henson. I love the muppets, this still makes me sniffly.
I saw hank gathers die on a basketball court with my ex wife on our first anniversery. Sobbing uncontrobbily she yelled at me ..you didnt know him.. There was no 2nd anniversery...
Really? this is crazy BJ. how in the hell can someone you dont, "KNOW" have that much impact on your life. the only people that have that kind of impact on my life are those bastards that jump during rush hour traffic and stop everything. that upsets me.
Owen Hart, I was a huge wrestling fan at the time and something like that just had never happened in the WWF. RIP Blue Blazer!!
Dale Earnhardt's death
We read a story of a woman that found out her online stalker was her boyfriend…he created this stalker persona (so bad that at one point he sent pix of her naked to everyone…including her dad) so that she would be freaked out and drop out of college. Yes, this dude is bonkers! Based on this….what is the most shocking thing you found out about someone you know? Or…what is something about you that when people find out about it…they are shocked? Here are the texts we got:
My ex got a vasectomy behind my back b/c he thought I was cheating on him and if I ended up pregnant he could prove I was cheating. He fessed up 2 years later. And I never cheated on him.
Im chinese.. And I have a nine inch penis
People are shocked that I am willing to be paid in peanut butter for sex. Lucy
I guy I work with was taken down by a team of a police at work. come to find out he was a child molester and was molesting his neighbor
I'm always shocked that when people find out that when I was 15 I had a baby and put him up for adoption, they get offended and wont be friends with me
I found out my ex was a meth head after 6 years of being together I didn't know you can get fat when doing meth
People are shocked to find out that i smoke weed cause im clean cut looking and no1 can tell when im stoned even My stoner friends
My husbands aunt killed her ex and is in prison for life
Daniel from spanaway people freak out what I tell them I'm into kink and bdsm
most people would be shocked to know that my wife and I r swingers. And that both of us like to play with the guys and girls
People freak out when they hear that i have hot rod flames wraped around my unit chip ~
I found out that my dad was a contract killer. He was killed on a job in mexico. What a great thing to find out about your dad when he dies.
I was surprised to learn that STP has a crush on me Princess Sophia
People are shocked to find out I used to be a bank robber. Two years of prison sent me in to retirement!
Today's Video Blog is part 2 of 2 with Mike McCready of Pearl Jam. Mike talks about their new movie Pearl Jam Twenty!
So Amanda Knox is back home here in Seattle after her murder conviction was overturned in the death of her roommate Merideth Kercher. She spent 4 years behind bars in Italy, and like many of us…I sat in front of my TV watching the coverage. You gotta love the media…the moral of yesterday’s press conference was that Amanda wanted to be with her family & would love it if people would respect her privacy for the time being and give her space. All the news channels even kept saying that…”Give her space” “leave her alone” etc…only one problem, they were saying all of this & then sending it to a field reporter who was broadcasting live outside her Grandma’s house!!!!! C’mon people…listen to the crap you are reporting & let her be. Hell..we are idiots, and even we didn’t think it would be cool to harass her with silly signs at the airport, but her at the press conference, or even worse…show up to her home & broadcast outside of it.
I do have to give KING 5 the award for best coverage…during the press conference, family & spokespeople spoke in addition to Amanda, and on all the other channel’s they would show the person speaking at the podium. Not King 5! The Home Team decided to keep the camera on Foxy Knoxy the whole time, and have the person speaking in a little box on the screen. Genius…great job King 5!!!!! Here is Amanda speaking to everyone:
A lot has changed her in Seattle in those 4 years...so Mono-Nick came up with The Top 3 Things that Amanda Knox will have a tough time adjusting to now that she is back in Seattle....
--Everyone looks at her strange when she asks how the Sonics will do this season.
--She needs to find a new place to go on Monday nights now that Ricks is shut down...she loved Amateur Night!
And the number 1 thing that Amanda Knox will have a tough time adjusting to now that she is back in Seattle....
--She is already having a hard time finding a roommate!
Rumor has it that Madonna will be the next Super Bowl Halftime Show Performer…that’s just insane…who would want to see that? I don’t know a guy in the world…that likes football…that would like her to be the Half Time entertainment!!! So if it was up to you, what band or artist would you have as the half time entertainment? I like Vicky’s pick -- The Foo Fighters! Here are some of the texts we got:
Hank Williams Jr
hall and oats
You guys aren't country fans but toby keith! He gets the place going!
gotta get Jenna Jameson to "perform" :) :) :) :)
Metallica or pearl jam
How about weird al
I think that the decision is easy ..... WILLIAM SHATNER!
Soundgarden! Karin from Lynnwood
Stone temple pilots. Shan in Kirkland
Kid rock puts on a helluva show. Half naked chix makes everything better! –moe
I would love to see taking back Sunday. They kill it live and Adam lazzara's mic swinging is epic
So Amanda Knox’s family spokesperson Dave Marriott has requested that people give Amanda Knox and her family some time, to give them some slack...Basically, to leave the family alone....based on this, finish this sentence: "I wish people would stop bothering me about ______." Here are the texts we got:
People need to stop bothering new about the Steelers! It's not my fault b your Seachokes SUCK!!!
I wish they would quit bugging me bout pooping my pants when I was wasted. They call me stool master
look people. Its a garbage truck. Relax. I'm not trying to Intentionally block the rd. Let me pick up the cans & stop honkin. Garbageman Drew
Dating! Single mom who works many hours and I would rather spend time with my girls than dating!! I'm happy! Be happy for me!!!
I wish people would stop bothering me to get them weed just because I'm a medical marijuana patient
I wish people would stop trying to ask me about what it was like in the middle east!! If I wanted to share I would write a book!!
I wish people would stop bothering me about whether or not my wife and I are going to have kids. I have no idea if we want kids or not.
I wish people would stop asking the waiter when there food is gonna be ready. It will be ready when it's done cooking dumbass
My 12 inch penis! That means YOU vicki!. Aaron the rodeo man.
I wish people would stop bothering me about how much of a douche my dad is on the radio.......Joey Shea
Today's Video Blog is part 1 of 2 with Mike McCready of Pearl Jam. Mike talks about their new movie Pearl Jam Twenty, a benefit show that he is a part of tomorrow night at The Crocodile, and more!
Happy improve your office dayâ¦I guess. Man there is a day for everything! Staples just released results from a survey in honor of Improve Your Office Day, asking workers what they'd most want to fix around their offices. Because they released the results, we were thinking they might have created this special day. Hellâ¦we even got a text to confirm this!
BJ we listen to the show everyday at the Staples warehouse. all four hours. And yep, we made up this holiday and survey so we could sell stuff!
Here are the results from this study:
--44% would eliminate office politics.
--41% would allow telecommuting.
--37% would upgrade the computers or other office technology.
--35% would get nicer or more comfortable office furniture.
--34% would provide more private work areas.
--And 34% would want more flexible hours.
Iâm all for the Telecommuting ideaâ¦working from home would eliminate all of the other issuesâ¦seriously! Plus, I would save a âSâ ton of money on gas!!!!!
So the hacking group Anonymous posted videos online showing the arrests in New York over the Occupy Wall Street protests. And they also released a statement saying the government has ignored Wall Street's greed for too long, and they're declaring war on the New York Stock Exchange. Here's a clip from the statement.
The only think I got out of this is that I didnât realize that Roger Ebvert was the spokesperson for Anonymous! Waka Waka.
Ok, bad jokeâ¦Iâll leave the funny stuff in jim Breuerâs handsâ¦he is my all time favorite comic, and he joined us this morning to chat about being at The Parlor Live this weekend! Hell, I will be thereâ¦I canât wait!
I know what you are thinkingâ¦âSteveâ¦that picture looks a lot like another picture you just postedâ¦one of you and the PresidenTââ¦I agreeâ¦they look familiar, but these are 2 completely different pix!
Not sure if he is worth checking outâ¦here is a great sample of his great story telling:
Shocking news about The Punisher this morningâ¦apparently he liked to be punished by men in a sexual way in order to get by in Hollywoodâ¦.yup, Thomas Jane says that when he was an 18-year-old kid trying to make it in showbiz, he turned a few tricksâ¦with dudes! So it looks like he was meant to play Mickey Mantle in *61 due to the fact he was no stranger to playing with bats & balls! To make things even more hilariousâ¦Thomas currently stars in a TV show on Showtime called âHungâ, where he plays a male gigolo, so it turns out he had some real-life experience to draw from when he took the part. Jane tells the "L.A. Times", "As James Dean said, you're going to have one arm tied behind your back if you don't accept people's sexual flavors. When I was a kid out here in L.A., I was homeless. I didn't have any money and I was living in my car. I wasn't averse to going down to Santa Monica Boulevard and letting a guy buy me a sandwich. Know what I mean?"
Here is where I get confused by this interviewâ¦Jane says the experience helped him choose to be heterosexual: "It blew the doors off of my conventional upbringing and thinking and opened up possibilities for me that were akin to World War 3. And then you actually have a choice, and I chose to be a heterosexual guy because that's what my DNA dictates and my nurture dictates that I am. But I'll tell you what; it's not a choice until you're open enough to experience both male and female sexuality. Until you've tasted the food, you don't know whether you'll like it or not, as my mom always said."
Here is why I am confusedâ¦he says sexuality is a choice, but immediately contradicts himself when he said that his DNA dictated which team he would play forâ¦in other words, it wasnât a choiceâ¦he is wired to be straight!
Martin Lindstrom is a scientist who just finished a study that found that people love their iPhones . . . LITERALLY. Lindstrom looked at people's MRI results while he exposed them to the sound of their iPhone's ringer and images of their iPhones. Lindstrom found that people's brains lit up in the same way as when they see pictures of their spouse, girlfriend, or boyfriend, the part of the brain that's associated with love and compassion.
So based on this, we asked what is an inanimate object that you loveâ¦here are the texts we received:
My girlfriend says i love my work truck more than her sometimes i do lol
Love my entertainment center. 62" Hd tv. Cable tv, 7.1 surround, PS3, Xbox 360, and a quad core computer to stream movies, browse, or play any game you want.
I can't live without peanut butter... Lucy
My ex wife used to say that i loved my honda more than her. She was correct
I absolutly can't live without my custom 75in tv where I watched the redsox take it in the face
My christmas story leg lamp! its fragile...
My rice cooker
Love my penis pump. Took the D out of my ED.
There's a vibrator called the iGasm it vibrates to the bass of your music
My Harley... her name is Charlotte and she a sexy bitch! ... Big Mike in Graham
A note from an ex girlfriend in highschool saying that im a lying piece of s*** and not the right guy.i keep it because i know im a good guy and by thinking about what she wrote makes me a be a better person to everyone.
My terrible towel
I would say my soccer ball played for over twenty five years and steve you can relate with your hockey stuff John from Lynnwood
What a great birthday weekend!!!! Today is my birthday, but we celebrated it over the weekend, and I had a blastâ¦letâs review:
Friday night, my wife and I stayed home & watched Bridesmaids. I have to sayâ¦that movie was waaaaaay over hyped. It was OK, but when people try to complre it to The Hangover, those people are crazy. Not impressedâ¦my wife fell asleep on it, and I was kind of jealous of her that she was missing it!!!!
Saturday we stayed in bed all dayâ¦no, get your mind out of the gutterâ¦we were feeling under the weather with this crud that everyone has been dealing withâ¦eventually we got out of bed, feeling recharged & ready for my birthday partyâ¦a PIZZA party!!!! We had the parents over, and my brotherâ¦we ordered Papa Johnâs Pizza & chowed down on pizza & wings & watched the Huskies kick some ass (how awesome is Keith price? I like that guy!!!!), and then watched the fights on HBOâ¦oh yeahâ¦we had birthday cake tooâ¦and it was only the best kind of cakeâ¦Ice Cream cake! We got it at Cold Stoneâ¦itâs a peanut butter flavored Ice Cream cake!!!!
On Sunday, my hockey team kicked off our season with a big winâ¦6-4â¦Donkeynation is back!!!!!!
Amanda Knox could be a free woman if her murder conviction is overturned ... and a decision is expected to come down today at noon. If Amanda Knox does become a free woman today, she will be coming back to Seattleâ¦if you were a friend of Amandaâsâ¦what would be the first thing you would do with her? Where would be the first place you would take her? For meâ¦I think it would be fun to take her to a Hawks gameâ¦get her a Foxy Knoxy custom jersey (with #4 for the number of years behind bars), and convince the Hawks to let her raise the 12th man flagâ¦could you imagine the video piece they would air before she raises the flagâ¦hellâ¦I have some ideas for the voice over script:
She was behind bars for 4 yearsâ¦
Accused of killing her roommateâ¦
But the Italian justice system failed herâ¦
She is innocent & free to raise the 12 Man Flagâ¦.
Amanda âFoxy Knoxyâ Knox!
I like this text suggestion for the script:
From the clink to the clink raising the 12 th man flag!
Here are some suggestions on things to take her to do from the texts we received:
Id take her to red mill burgers for a bacon and blue cheese and onion rings.
I would take her Saltys Sunday brunch buffet, and then proceed to drink a 'S' ton of bloody mary's and mimosa's.
Take her to DICKS . Yo know she misses that juicy meat .
Throw her off the space needle
I actually knew Amanda, we played soccer together. She doesn't have a mean bone in her body
Take her to a sounders game. They weren't relevant when she went away
Where else Stiv. Take her on the Ducks....Quack quack quack. Gobble. Gobble...Toppy come get your damn Turkey
Bring her to olive garden! Italian food;)
Andâ¦here is the most tasteless text of the dayâ¦however, hilarious!!!!
Bring her to my apartment, I hate my roomate
Last night was Andy Rooney's final "60 Minutes" appearance after more than 30 years on the showâ¦during his goodbye, he went out with a bangâ¦he said that people that ask for his autograph, and people that write him lettersâ¦are IDIOTS! Also, he said, âIf you see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinnerââ¦based on thisâ¦when have you âbothered a celebrity? Who was it, and what happened? Here are the texts we received:
Crashed Dan Akroyds crystal head vodka tasting party at The Hotel in Vegas. He was a pretty nice guy.
I worked at the space needle several years ago and when a "celebrity" came in they would take the service elevator. I was on the elevator one time when Garth Brooks and his friends got on. I said "wow, hobnobbing with the lower class" to him and the next thing I knew I was being isolated in the back of the elevator by his security and kicked off at the next stop. John from marysville.
I went to talk with j lo when i worked at the airport. Her security tried to stop me but she told him it was fine. She could not have been nicer and was gorgeous even without any makeup.
I saw Lars Ulrich in Kansas City after a Metalica played a show so a buddy and I offered to buy him a beer he said " does it look like I need your fâing beer" and then he walked away.
I used to go to jay buehners house to bring his dogs back when they wandered off
My buddy liam and I ran into kim thael from soundgarden at a hole in the wall bar in lower queen anne several years ago. He was drinking by himself so we tried to talk to him. At first he ignored us, then finally just said "go away"
I playd magic w BJ accidentally cheatd to win got dissqualified. then he took me to dinner & payd for it. what i nice guy.. from kor firewalker in kent
I have never bothered a celebrity but I wish I did when I saw Steve at Fred Meyer yesterday
Mario lopez doesnt like to be called slater. Ran into him in vegas. He was all smiles till then. His security pushed up away real quick after that. Mark in oly.
I ran into steve at the safeway here in puyallup. He was cool until i commented on his cart was filled with jars of p-butter. Then he turned into a d-bag
I bugged Sammy Hagar in Mill Valley CA. He ended up cutting it short with cause he was shopping the mall with his kid. Didnt seem pissed but he wasnt liking me
I met up with jacoby shaddix at a porn shop when I was home on mid tour leave from iraq. He offered some backstage passes, and we had a good time. Josh
Met jon lovitts and he told me to take my sharpy marker and put it sumwhere thats gonna make u cry, i was 10, thanks jon
Was at a staff party and ran into shawn white in 2007 in whistler while he was having dinner with his brother. He was super nice and gave us his autograph and talked for a while. But i continued to ask him why he choked at the x games and told him he wasbasically overrated. I was hammered... I later felt like a prick. Dan
Today's Video Blog features breaking into the chicken dance!
BJ was on some sort of rant about bicyclists and he said that since he pays taxes, he owns the roads…I goofed on him, and then he said that I too, Steve The Producer, own the roads…if that is the case…I would like to re-name a road I use all the time. From now on…Meridian in Puyallup is going to be called “STEVE.” Not Steve Ave, Steve Way, or even Steve Road…just plain old Steve. I could hear it in my head now: “I get off on Steve every day in order to get home”…”Steve is a real bitch today”...you get the idea…hell, I know you get the idea because of the tons of texts we got from people now referring to Meridian as STEVE….here are a few examples:
I drive a dump truck and just dropped my load on Steve
I bought my bed at the sleep country by 176th and Steve
There is always so many different ppl going up and down on steve
Steves road is really jam packed. cant seem to get off steve. Haha
Just saw a bum on steve
Isn't Steve that over used, run down old, rutted, dirt road, that's never cleaned up?
Theres a ton of hookers working on Steve
There is always construction workers on steve
I was on Steve the other night and was thinking about STP
Too bad theres not a train track on meridian.. We could run a train on steve haha.
I got rear-ended on steve
My car broke down in Steves turn lane.haha.i hate meridian in puyallup.Zane from Covington
There's a massive pile-up on Steve!
Get off on steve. The go down on steve till you dee the safeway then turn right
To many stop & go's on steve
Steve sucks! (Road)
I do my best to avoid steve when im driving
I drive on Steve every day
Another reason to hate steve
It's so hard to stay straight when Steve gets wet while I'm riding on him
I love going up and down on steve, so i do it all day
Just passed a construction crew laying pipe on steve
Steve has a beef outlet!
My wife is smoking a fat one on steve
Why are there so many skid marks on steve?
I just got plowed while on steve
If it gets cold we'll break out the studs and chains on steve
My dog just took a dump on Steve. Love Awesome
Some parts of Steve need some landscaping.
The Show almost started with BJ complaining about his Red Sox losing out on a playoff spot in the final game of the year…fortunately we were able to get him off that ledge….yesterday we counted at least 8 mentions during the show, and some were not short mentions!!!! This text is awesome:
For bj wht do the redsox and christy canyon have in common? they both choke on the big one
A team from Goldsmiths University in London created a formula to figure out the catchiest pop songs of all time. The formula analyzed everything from the pitch and harmony to the length and complexity of the musical phrasing and the quality of the singing. Based on this criteria..."We are the Champions" by Queen is the catchiest pop song of all time.
YMCA" by the Village People was second, and NO, I’m not posting the video sorry.
"Fat Lip" by SUM 41 was third…I’ve always loved this song!
"The Final Countdown" by EUROPE was fourth…
At number five is a song called “The Monster” by The Automatic…not familiar with it? Neither were we….
What would you put on the list. What is that one song that once you hear it, you can’t get it out of your head? Here are the texts we got:
Garth brooks friends in low places should be on the list. Craig on the i-5
Anything by Weird Al and Boston Red Sox SUCK!!! GO YANKEES
Cars by gary neuman. Gets stuck every time
Baby got back
Eye of the tiger should definitely be in the top 5 catchiest songs
Undone, The sweater song by weezer
How about "who let the dogs out" or "i get knocked down" by chumbawamba
Fight for your right to party by the beastie boys. Bryan in Puyallup
Whip it by devo bim in burien
Journey, dont stop believing from will in bothell
White snake here we go again
peanut butter jelly time - lucy the producer
Carry on wayward son. Kansas
Pour some sugar on me
Rebecca blacks Friday... and you guys suck for playing it
Acdc's you shook me all night
What about Billy Idol Money Money?
Particle man by they might be giants
My darkest days. Porn star dancing.
Peaches by the presidents
Not sure what the song is called.... And I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more
Bloodhound Gang – bad touch
Today's Video Blog features the guys beating me up because of a funny picture I took of my pup, Lucy!
Shocking that this was eating BJ alive this morning, but BJ was in a funk because his team, The Boston Red Sox had an epic collapse this season and failed to get in the playoffs in the final game of the season yesterday. I read that on September 3rd…the Red Sox had a 9 game lead on the Rays & that meant that statistically they had a 99.6 chance of making the playoffs. I’m no mathematician, but that’s a nearly 100% shot of going into the second season…well here we are on September 29th, and the Red Sox fell a part & it all boiled down to yesterday as they were tied for the wild card with the Rays…if they both won or lost yesterday, they would have to play a 1 game playoff to get in, and if one team won & the other lost…the winning team would go on, and that is what happened…as the Rays were down 7-0 to the Yankees, and came back to win…and Sox were up 3-2 over the Orioles & lost in the last inning! The same thing pretty much happened in the National League…The Cardinals were way behind the Braves in the playoff hunt…the Cards had a huge past month, and yesterday they beat out the Braves for the wild card spot. BJ was not happy today, and his blame was on the Yankees for not beating the Rays by bringing in Mariano Rivera to close the game & win…this puzzled me…his frustration was with a team that already clinched a spot in the playoffs, and did their job in the regular season…as opposed to blaming his team for “S”ing the bed in the last month!
Ok enough sports…oh wait… have another great story that kind of involves sports. The Detroit Lions have started off their season with a bang…going 3-0, and it looks like their fans started their season off with a bang too…there would be a mobile strip club that would show up to the games for the tailgaters to enjoy! Wow, how great is that!!!! It’s called the “Booty Lounge”, it’s a big bus with 2 stages with poles (of course)…smoke machines…lights…music…and the very necessary tinted windows. It costs 10 bucks to go in the bus, and police just shut it down! That’s too bad!!!! Dreamgirls needs to do that…they could pick guys up while tailgating….and so long as they pay for dances, they get a free trip to Dreamgirls, which is next door to Safeco Field. Only I would call the bus “Tight Ends” or “Punters” or something high brow like that.
In a new survey, 72% of men said they could handle very basic home repair or improvement stuff, but for anything that requires even slight skill…like replacing a broken tile . . . they'd call in a professional. 40% of men say they either can’t do anything around the home or they probably could, but they'd choose to call a handyman anyway. 14% of men say that their pride won't let them call a repairman…no matter how unqualified they are to make the repairs themselves. Changing a fuse is the task that the most men believe they can do, at 70%. Stripping wallpaper and painting the house tied for second, at 61%...fitting a curtain rod is fourth, at 53%...and unclogging a toilet is fifth, at 51%. Installing a brand new kitchen is the skill the fewest men believe they have, at 14%...laying new carpet or putting up a deck tied for second-fewest, at 22% …installing a sink, laying vinyl floor, and removing a radiator tied for fourth, at 24%.
BJ, Toppy, and I all admitted none of us are Bob Villa or Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor…and are not Mr. Home Improvement… this led to a few texts:
You guys are a bunch of girls
bj I don't know if your dad had a tool shed but I know your parents adopted 1
I remodeled my whole bathroom. Mostly by myself. The rest, my boyfriend did. *Heather
Thats sad. Im 34 and I can fix all things around my house.
I can't fix much around the house but I have a large tool that I like to use often
My dad was handy too, he always said "if you pay attention to what they do, u only gotta hire someone once"
Based on this…what’s your home improvement horror story…when did you or someone you know try and fix something around the house, and it went horribly wrong?
My dada tried to rewire the plumbing and ended up flooding the downstairs
Tried to fix a clogged garbage disposal. The next day it literally fell out when I was doing dishes spewing ground up veggies and water all over my legs
A water pipe burst somewhere in our front yard. My mr fixit dad wanted to fix it himself, ended up digging up the entire front yard leaving us no water for a month
I tried building a grow room in my attic and fell through the ceiling
I installed heaters in my bathrooms and mistakenly wired them for the wrong voltage. They caught fire shortly after I left for work. The wife was pissed.
Hung cabinets in utility room. At around 11:00 that night noticed carpet in hall was soaked. Put a screw into a water pipe!
Big thanks to Demitri Martin for joining us…he’s a funny dude! Who is Demetri…I love his bio…it explains it all: Demetri Martin is an award-winning comedian who is best known for his Comedy Central show, Important Things with Demetri Martin, as well as his stand-up comedy routines and contributions to The Daily Show. Also, he is a person. He has brown hair and is allergic to peanuts. He lives in an apartment somewhere.
Demetri reminds me a little of the late great Mitch Hedberg in the way he writes jokes. For instance:
"I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass. What I'm trying to say is, don't make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did."
Demetri is going to be at The Neptune Theater tomorrow night & Friday night…get tix at www.stgpresents.org. He was recently on Conan, and I love the segment with his drawings:
Twelve new shows premiered last week. "2 Broke Girls" did the best. It hit #4 in the ratings with 19.4 million viewers, thanks in large part to its lead-in from "Two and a Half Men". "The Playboy Club" did the worst of the new shows, with just 5 million. Here's a quick look at how each of the new series performed:
--"2 Broke Girls" . . . 19.4 million viewers . . . Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs play two waitresses who open a cupcake shop.
--"Unforgettable" . . . 14.1 million viewers . . . This one stars Poppy Montgomery as a cop with the ability to recall every detail of everything she's ever seen.
--"Person of Interest" . . . 13.3 million viewers . . . Jim Caviezel plays a former CIA agent hired by "Lost's" Michael Emerson to prevent crimes before they happen.
--"The X Factor" . . . 12.5 million people watched Simon Cowell’s new show
--"Pan Am" . . . 10.9 million viewers . . . Christina Ricci plays a stewardess in the '60s.
--"Revenge" . . . 10.2 million viewers . . . "Brothers & Sisters" minx Emily VanCamp plots against her father's enemies in the Hamptons.
--"New Girl" . . . 10.1 million viewers . . . Zooey Deschanel moves in with three guys.
--"A Gifted Man" . . . 9.31 million viewers . . . Patrick Wilson is a neurosurgeon who sees his dead wife.
--"Charlie's Angels" . . . 8.7 million viewers . . . Minka Kelly, Rachael Taylor, and Annie Ilonzeh are the angels, and Victor Garber is the voice of Charlie.
Quick question, who do you think is more bad ass, Samuel L. Jackson or Robert DeNiro and why? -Sam R
At first I thought this was a no brainer… Sam Jackson, but then the more I think about it…I have to give the nod to DiNiro…Cape Fear…Goodfellas…Raging Bull…but most importantly…Jack in Meet the Fockers!!!!
According to a national survey by Zagat, the nationwide average for tipping is up to 19.2%. And San Francisco and Seattle tied for the LOWEST tipping averages of any major city, at 18.6%. I’m a 19-20% tipper at worst, and if they are really good I will give an extra couple of bucks…I just wish thwey wouldm make a “Tipping For Dummies” book, because there are some things where I don’t know if I am supposed to tip. Of course there are the obvious places & situations…but what about when you pick up an order to go? Do you tip? If so, do you tip less? Based on this… Do you tip lower than 20%? How much do you tip, and why? And for those that work in the service industry…besides nothing…what is the worst tip you have received? zHere are the texts we got:
I am a tow truck driver and i hardly ever get tips.people will tip someone who brings them a salad but not the guy that picks up thier broke down car.
Tipping is not a given, you don't just get a set amount from me. It starts at 15% and can go up or down based on how I am treated.
I dealt cards at a casino and got 5 dollars after giving the guy 1425
Bj, it's the large Asian pop. in both Seattle and San Fran. Tipping is not customary in most Asian countries
For really bad service, I tip a penny upside down. Chris
I worked for pizza hut I deliver and I once went to a house and he gave me a tip said come faster next time an slammed the door in my face
I am a dog groomer. I worked on a lady's stupid standard poodle for 4 hours and she tipped me a dollar.
The worst tip I received was a 1 cent casino voucher left on the table :(
I don't tip..no one needs a tip for doing there job.thats just dumb
I tip bartenders and baristas but not waiters. All they do is take your food from point A to point B. My only exeption is if they do something exceptional
This morning we had Genn Howerton from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia on the show…he plays Dennis on the show, and I am late to the Always Sunny party – I got hooked on it last season, but I absolutely love the show…it’s my favorite comedy. If you have not watched the show…last weeks episode was a perfect example of the absurdity of the show…you know a show has to rule when it involves braided hair getting ripped off a head from a amusement park ride…accidental angel dust smoking… a rum ham…oh yeah, and homeless dudes making love under the boardwalk…and all of that happened in the last episode! Still to this day I loved this moment from a few seasons ago when Roddy Piper was on the show, and the guys decided to become wrestlers…airbrush a six pack on their guts, and become a tag team called “the Birds Of War!”
Always Sunny is so awesome!!!!
This was one of the stranger emails we have received:
BJ...it seems like a lot of times when you have topics, someone mentions sleeping with their friend's sister, brother, mom, cousin, dad, etc. Here is a great topic for you guys: When have you hooked up with a friend’s family member? What happened when your friend found out?
Tom in Ballard
Based on Tom’s email… When have you hooked up with a friend’s family member? Who did you hook up with? How did you pull it off? What happened when your friend found out?
I poked my buddy's aunt after his moms funeral. It was a bit of a pity freebie, but she was hot, was consequently happy, and i got a high five from him for "helping her greive". Everybody wins
This is no b.s. One night at a halloween party my buddys sister got way to drunk and confessed that she always wanted to have a group of guys standing around her so she could jump around the circle giving oral favors. 5 of us decided to give her her wish. Her brother found out 2 weeks later but only found out 3 of the guys names. It resulted in a fist fight and never talking to those 3 again
I married my best friends cousin. He was cool with it, I just kept him outta the loop that she's super freaky
One of my good friends has hooked up w two of my cousins and one of my aunts.. I wish he had some decent looking family members.. Chris in Olympia
Hooked up with my buddy's aunt at his wedding. He laughing his ass off as he told me she had the herps.
I slept with my aunt in laws daughters, she is yet to find out, im sure she will hate me if she finds out
I hooked with my old best friends sister.. He wanted me to marry her.. Eff that, I was gettin some ass.. Yeah we aren't friends anymore.. -Jarrod from monroe
john in tacoma... i partied with my buddy and his older sister. we hooked up afew times and started dating and had a kid together.... not together any more but her brothers been cool with it the whole time
Hooked up with a hot asian. Turned ou to be my buddies adopted sister. He was getting a midnight snack and found me leaving her room! He was like "what are u doing here?"
Today's Video Blog is another intern challenge. Our intern Hot Kyle has 60 seconds to get 3 men to kiss him on the cheek. Do you think he will do it?
We received this email this morning & all I can say is my thoughts & prayers go out to this soldiers family.
Last week we lost another friend in Afghanistan. SSG Mike Hosey was a good friend and a Soldier. I was called out of the training I was involved in this month in Louisiana to go to Alabama and support his family and arrange for his return and funeral. Yesterday he was returned to his family and tomorrow we will be burying him.
I have a request for a song to be played in his honor today during your show: AC/DC’s "Those about to Rock".
Next Week on Wednesday we as a unit will be honoring him with a Memorial at JBLM.
Again I want to say thank you for your show, the Men's Room, and your station support the military man. It is wonderful to know that there is support like that back here at home.
Brian G. Hess
This morning we read this, and had a moment of silence, and played the song.
Wow…reading this email & then listening to the song…it hit me in a different way…goosebumps & welled up eyes. Much love to our military. We did receive a ton of texts & messages after playing AC/DC…I share these not to pat BJ on the back (why would I do that!!!!), but to show that this moment had an impact on many Rock-A-Holics. Here are some of the texts we got:
I just wanted to thank u for the support. My whole family was in the military. And it is hard for me. I was unable to continue that tradition due 2 injury.
That song was perfect for that fallen soldier, absolutely beautiful! What you guys just did is 1 of the biggest reasons I will never stop listening to your show- AF Tommy
Great tribute to our fallen soldier!
Hey bj your a class act it gave me chils when u did the min of silence keep up the awsome work u do. Nick in renton
Bj you guys F'n rock it's people like you why my brothers and I fight! Thanks for your support! It brings a tear to my hardened eye when I hear support like this! Thank you my friend!
Awesome guys!!!!!!!! That's what kisw is all about. Thank you too all you guys. Im not even in the military. Much respect
Cheers. For those about to rock! This is why I listen to 99.9 kisw
Thanks for the support bj. Its good to know in a sea of liberal media you guys stand by us. Means alot.
Michael wrote this to us on Facebook:
Thanks for your tribute to our fallen Brother. I didn't ever serve with him, or meet him, but being a veterian, I still consider him a brother. Never thought I would tear up with an AC/DC song, but I did today. We, both the Vets, and guys still putting boots on the ground, appreciate your support more than you will ever know man. Thanks From USAG Baumholder Germany.
A British based website, the Stylist (fashion/pop culture site) have aggregated a bunch of different studies to find the different traits that have been scientifically proven to turn a woman on…Here is the top 5:
1. A Deep Voice. Deep voices aren't just signs of manliness, studies have also found they're more memorable. And women are biologically attracted to men who stick in their memories.
2. A Feminine Look. Women look for less masculine men when they want to settle down. Because there's a better chance those guys will stick around.
3. Wearing Red. A study out of the University of Rochester found that men who wear red are perceived by women to be better looking and higher status.
4. Moodiness. In a study out of Canada, women were least attracted to smiling, happy men. They preferred everything else: Guys who looked moody, proud, or powerful.
5. Scars. A man with a scar on his face is more attractive to a woman in the short-term, because he looks brave or daring. Women look at men with scars on the face for one-night stands, though…not long-term relationships.
Based on these traits that turn a woman on…finish this sentence…I can’t believe I get turned on by _______. Or is there something about you that turns people on that surprises you?
Here are the texts we got:
A man in a skirt. I'm a straight chick.
I know that this sounds ridiculous, but when my super-smart "friend" teaches me how to fix my computer, and talks all "tech-geeky", it gets me every time...
Women have always told me they are turned on by the way I smell after working on cars. Grease and oil...
Beer breath on a man totally gets me hot. Seems odd, but it makes me want to make out.
I can't believe I'm turned in by fat guys! Yes, that would make Me a female. Screw the six pack weight lifting men.
Piercings and tattoos turn me on!!!!!!!! Hales
Scott in seattle. Girls in kiss makeup! Turns me on!
I'm a guy. I'm turned off by crooked noses or noses that have been broken. Long bridges of the nose does alot to turn me on
I love hairy men. From sunny in everett.
Chicks that snowboard! Hell Yess!
Rufies!! Ask top shelf he will tell you...if he can remember!
If I clean or do laundry it always has gotten me laid with girlfriends and now my wife over the years
Sluts. Im attracted to sluts.
Pregnant woman. Mike the trucker.
The way i strut around with my tail held high and the way i lick my chops. Signed Lucy.
I get so turned on when my master comes home. –Lucy
It turns me on my dog wags her tail and licks my face. Steve asked me to text for him. Monster
i am a female and I gotta admit that nothing turns me on like when i hear to "pop" of a new peanut butter jar. Lucy.
This week Pink Floyd are re-issuing all 14 of their studio albums! Jimmy Fallon is celebrating this week on his show with Pink Floyd week – tonight, Roger Waters will join the Foo Fighters to perform “In the Flesh”, and on Friday, Pearl Jam is performing “Mother”. Many stoners would consider Floyd to be their “go-to” band when it comes to what to listen to while in an altered state of mind. Based on this…what is or what was your “go-to” band to listen to while in an altered state of mind? Or what’s your “go-to” film to watch? Here are the texts we received:
Iron Butterfly while doing acid and shroom tea.......(movie) Jaws
Listened to ALOT of Tool while stoned. -Matt
After smoking, we would listen to Sublime, and/or Bob Marley, then would play old school Nintendo super Mario Brothers. And watch super troopers...
movie is a tie between jay a d silent Bob strike back or biodome. Not the most I telligent movies but funny as hell.
Music would be "the dead" or "the doors". Movie? I've got three..."Jacob's ladder", "Twin peaks- come fire walk with me", and "Pulp fiction"
The best movie i watch when in an altered state of mind is Super Troopers...Adam in Tacoma
Tool! Even sober, Tool makes me feel like im tripping. Also, The Matrix, the first one.
Kenny in Graham 311 and pick of destiny!!!!!
My go to band when I am in an altered state of mind is A Perfect Circle.... my go to movie is The Phantom Tollbooth -The Drunken Shroom Seattle, Wa
The Beach boys Pet sounds altered or not trips me out. Brian Wilson was and still is a trippy guy to listen too!
Blink 182 for the drums, and Green street hooligans
My band is acid bath or tool and my movie is empire strikes back. Robert.
Cartoons with rap music is awesome. Looks like the rooms are rapping
Today's Video blog features that food challenge that Toppy put on at Jerseys Sports Bar in Federal Way!
So the President was in town yesterdayâ¦noâ¦he wasnât here to raise the 12th Man Flag, but how great would that be? I wonder how the crowd would reactâ¦regardless of your political beliefs, I would love to see Obama rocking a #12 jersey, and waving that rally towel after raising the flag. I meanâ¦former Hawk Chris Warren is cool & all, but Barry raising the flag? To quote the president: âDAMN.â
The President was in town to tell everyone that republicans are bad, and he is goodâ¦so give him cash. It workedâ¦rumor has it that he raised 5 million dollars in his 4 hour visit! Holy balls thatâs a lot of cash. He went to a house for a gathering, where it cost people over $38,000 bucks to attendâ¦no, thatâs not a type-oâ¦I didnât accidentally add a zero on that amountâ¦and a hundred people paid for that. Obama then went to the Paramount Theater where he painted his face blue and joined The blue Man Group for a performanceâ¦ok, not reallyâ¦it was another chance for him to say republicans are bad, and he is goodâ¦and people paid 1000 bucks to be there for the luncheon, 100 bucks if you wanted to sit in the balcony, and 7500 dollars to get a pic. Lookâ¦I love a good Facebook picture and all, but I ainât paying over 7 Grand for that!!!! Especially when I could easily phot-shop a pic with me & the president, and that will cost me 7 minutes to doâ¦not $7000!!!!
We read a story about a 64-year-old hiker named Amos Wayne Richards that nearly turned a movie based on a true story into a sequel!!! Amos survived four days trapped in Utah's Canyonlands National Park with a broken leg and dislocated shoulder. That area might sound familiar as that is where the film 127 Hours starring James Franco was based in. 127 Hours is that true story about Aron Ralston, who got stuck when a rock landed on his arm after a fall, and had to cut his own arm off. This guy decided to go on the same hiking trip earlier this month â¦he fell 10 feet, broke his leg and dislocated his shoulder. The crazy part is that he found himself trapped not far from where Ralston had to cut off his arm. Park rangers eventually found him! Based on thisâ¦what movie inspires you, and why? What movie do you watch to get pumped up to do somethingâ¦or what movie has inspired you to do something? I know for me, I remember when I first moved out here & couldnât find a gig in radio, I nearly gave up on my dreams & moved back to Brooklyn, around that time Howard Sternâs Private Parts movie came out, and it inspired me to not give up. Ohâ¦and Pootie tang inspires me to beat people with my belt all the time. Here are some of the texts we got:
Beerfest was a great inspiration for Fremont Oktoberfest last weekend.
What's love got to do with it. When angela bassett kick the mans ass! I will never take s*** from anyone after that
Debbie does dallas inspires me... If u know wat I mean.. Travis- ft lewis
The movie Friday inspires me everyday due to the fact that I wake and bake and burn thru out the day around work ! DirtyByrd
The dark knight! I quit my day job and now I fight crime now in the dark streets of tacoma. - Batman from Tacoma
Movie- Airplane, inspiration-learn to speak jive
My buddies and I started a fight club after seeing the movie, lets just say getting punched in the face isn't a cathartic as it's made out to be.
Jaws...it made me wanna become a marine biologist. I love sharks
I was inspired by the big lebowski to drink white russians and say f*** it let's go bowling
I went skydiving five days after I saw the movie point break because skydiving looked so awesome in that movie.
Blackhawk down made me join the army. That movie is kick ass
Rocky!!! Inspires me to think I can kick anyone's ass for about week! Jason.
Rudy! It reminds me that even though I am small. I can still accomplish my goals and kick some ass if given the opportunity.
Miracle... Pumps me up for anything! Love Chadd
Broke back mtn.
My College roommate used to listen to the inspirational speeches from Braveheart and Gladiator before heading out to take exams. He would crank it up really loud, it was hilarious. -Zim in Oly
Clerks 2: inspired & motivated me to find a career not a job.
Mark Hamill turned 60 yesterday, and for some reason this got Mono-Nick thinking about what it'd be like if his "Star Wars" character did the same. Here are Mono-Nickâs Top 3 Things You'd See if Luke Skywalker Was a Senior Citizen..
--His X-Wing Fighter would zoom through the galaxy with the left blinker on.
--Before a lightsaber duel, he would dramatically remove his robe . . . and his teeth.
and the number one Thing You'd See if Luke Skywalker Was a Senior Citizen
--Due to deteriorating bowel control, he'd no longer wear those light tan Tatooine pants.
Toppy had a contest on his PodcastâThe Topcast (Available on the BJ page of KISW DOT COM), and it was an eating challenge at Jerseyâs sports bar in Federal Wayâ¦our intern Hot Kyle won by eating 5.565 lbs of food. Check out this beast that Kyle fit in his belly:
Based on thisâ¦what stupid competition or challenge have you or one of your friends done?
Friend and i had a bew to see who could pick up the oldest lady mine was 55 his was her mom
Currently a contestant in my departments mullet growing competition. Ends In February. - Josh (the guy that did the rock girls strip poker, and bj asteroids)
In college I was bet $20 by my hall director that I wouldn't take a shot of garlic butter from papa johns. Easiest $20 ever made. âteresa
we used to stand shoulder to shoulder in a tight circle 6-8 people and light bottle rockets in the middle last guy to move wins. Max
Attempted to eat a 1 lb glazed donut in 5 minutes. I failed but my buddy did it in 4:40.
We did a belly flop contest.....off the high dive...there was no winners, Just a lot of pink bellied losers
Got bet that I wouldn't run out to centercourt during a wnba game and form tackle the ball cart. I was arrested shortly after.
I was in an iron gut contest. I ate 61 jalepeno peppers in round 1. In round 2 I ate 20 hard boiled eggs in 5 minutes. In round 3 I ate a handful of live worms.
Wing Dome 7 alarm challenge. Stupid dumb and insanely painful. Not worth it. Gary in Tacoma
My friends have a club called SPIAM. Its the Six pack in a min club. You and a partner each shotgun 3 beers in a min to complete the 6 pack. Funny to watch
Gallon of milk contest with 5 others. Everyone threw up. I had a rally car race the next day. My farts smelled like spoiled milk. I could barely leave the pot.
Hey this is Brittany from orting. I had to eat bull testicles for a fear factor at church. Didn't win lol
Today's Video Blog features Jeetz at the Hawks home opener yesterday!
Today is the 20th Anniversary of Nirvanaâs Nevermindâ¦actually tomorrow is the actual date, but holy cowâ¦20 years ago!!!! I was 16 years old when this CD came outâ¦man I am getting old, and to this day this album still sounds fresh & relevantâ¦and BETTER than anything that has come out recently! Damn I love that recordâ¦for meâ¦it right up there with G N Râs Appetite For Destruction as an album that I can listen to from beginning to end and not skip a single song. Plus, this album is one of those records that when I am driving & I am tiredâ¦I pop it on to stay awakeâ¦just like Appetite. I remember when I first saw Smells Like Teen Spirit on MTV, my mind was blownâ¦this was not Warrant, this was not Poisonâ¦or any of those hair metal bandsâ¦this was differentâ¦it was rock just like those other bands, but it was rawâ¦this spoke more to me that what those metal bands were singing about. I think it was Castle that said thisâ¦Those hair metal bands were saying âF*** Meâ with their songs about sexâ¦.and Nirvana was singing âF*** youââ¦they were individuals! After the album came out I ran to my record store, the Wiz (Nobody Beats The Wizâ¦nobody Beats The Wiz), and bought Nevermind on cassette, and another band called Maryâs Danish (I donât know why I remember that, but I do)â¦popped it in my stereo & played it overâ¦and overâ¦and over!
Nevermind is heavy, but poppyâ¦and the drums were what spoke to meâ¦from the opening drum fill on Teen Spirit & throughout the entire CVDâ¦Dave Grohl changed the way I looked at drumming as a instrument. Before Dave I was obsessed with guys like Tommy Lee and other heavy metal drummersâ¦double bassâ¦tons of fillsâ¦lots of cymbals and drumsâ¦.those guys subscribe to the philosophy of âMore Is More.â Once I heard Nevermind & watched the videos & live performances on MTV or SNL, I went up to my bedroom where my drums were locatedâ¦got rid of the second bass drumâ¦the roto-tomsâ¦the unnecessary cymbalsâ¦.and instead of trying to show off how âgoodâ of a drummer I was (even though I wasnât ha!), I started to be inspired by Dave & serve the songâ¦and not my ego. Dave is an insanely talented drummerâ¦but he never had to sghow that off on Nevermindâ¦he kept it simple & tastefulâ¦and hit the crap out of those drums. To this day my drum set up is still a simple 4 pieceâ¦just like Grohl had on Nevermind.
Do you remember when Kurt & Krist went on MTVâs Headbangerâs Ball? I remember watching it as a kid, and even back then I thought it was a rather uncomfortable interviewâ¦this is beyond awkwardâ¦itâs almost painful, yet awesome at the same time:
You could tell that Rikki is trying so hard to bro down with these guys, but they just werenât having it! Priceless!!!
Depending on the day, if you ask me what is my favorite song off that CD, I will probably give a different answerâ¦but 2 songs always come to mindâ¦the first being Drain Youâ¦I just loved the the opening line of âOne baby to another says. I'm lucky to have met youâ then BAM the band kicks inâ¦but as much as I love that partâ¦it was the break down in the middle that made me fall in love with the song! I love this performance that they did of Drain You while in the MTV studios:
I also love Lounge Actâ¦mainly for the bass line. I have always said this, Krist Noveselic is my all time favorite bassistâ¦I think he is one of the most under-rated bassists in rock historyâ¦his bass lines were so melodic & added so much to the songâ¦in my opinion, the bass drove each songâ¦without those bass lines the songs wouldnât be nearly as good! Lounge Act is a great example of that:
I also love the story behind Pollyâ¦did you know there is one song that Dave Grohl does not play the drums on? Itâs Pollyâ¦waitâ¦are there drums? Yupâ¦listen to the song againâ¦4 cymbal hits. They never re-recorded that song from the original recording sessions back when Chad Channing was still in the group. So how funny is it that Chad gets royalties on a album that has sold 30 million copiesâ¦all because of 4 cymbal hits. When I think of Pollyâ¦I think of this performanceâ¦I remember as a teen paying good coin for a VHS copy of this concert:
Stay Away is another track that I would obsess overâ¦songs like that, Breed, and Territorial Pissings ghad such a high energy to themâ¦still when I hear them I notice I start driving faster than I should. I love this performance of Stay Away as it was performed 20 years ago at the old Seattle Coliseum:
As far as the videos from Nevermind, of course Smells Like Teen Spirit is the big oneâ¦but I loved In Bloomâ¦it showed a sense of humor that the band hadâ¦plus I love the drummingâ¦ultimate air drum song, and the drum part was originally played by Chad Channing, and when Dave joined the bandâ¦he pretty much played it exactly the sameâ¦with only a little more power:
Thatâs my story when it comes to Nevermindâ¦so we asked a simple question: Whatâs your Nirvana story? Here are some of the texts we got:
My guy had nirvana playing the first time we did it he growled like a bear, lucy
1st saw them in early 91 opening for the Melvins in tacoma. Thought they were good for an opening band. Did not realise how great they would be. And would occasionally be confused for Novalselic due to we were both tall and had long hair and looked like a bum. Cajun
You should prob plug EMP's Nirvana exhibit. It's a great exhibit with ALL of the history behind the demos and the birth of Nevermind.
20 yrs ago i was 11. Nevermind was the first album i bought with my own money. dan
I used to love rap and hip hop around the age of 14, once i heard smells like teen spirit, i said f*** rap this s*** is amazing. nirvana=favorite song
When nevermind came out I was still listening to weird al. My first taste of nirvana wad Smells like Nirvana, and I was hooked.
I was a Marine in 91 living in Okinawa Japan having that Nirvana CD was like having a piece of home to listen to everyday, we wore that CD out. Semper Fi!
They were so big R&B station KUBE played their music!
If there were ever a band that represents seattle, nirvana is it! The album Nevermind made me proud to call myself a Seattle-ite. âCammi
I saw Nirvana w/ the Rhinohumpers in Olympia at a club called Legends for the Bleach album for $7.00!
The best live show was when they showed up and played at a mud honey concert at western
Nirvana still rocks! Saw them for rock the vote at western, 1990 so punk! Four 15 year old kids destroyed the set during the encore. So sick!
I grew up with Kurt in Montesano. It was 1982 He played snare drum in the high school band. He always liked to tick off the band director, Mr Nelson by playing a different beat than he was supposed to. One day Kurt was playing some beat on the drums when the band director was trying to talk. Mr Nelson got so mad he threw his baton at Kurt across the room. The baton stuck to the wall right next to Kurts head! He was not the best band student in our group
I remember holding my head against the door of my older cousin s room when I was eight to hear nevermind
Taking my fiancee to see the Nirvana exhibit at the EMP. She grew up in Alabama and I grew up in Kitsap county. It was awesome to look at everything from their history and discuss how different it was for each of us. They were my local legends and they were her larger than life rock stars.
Met kurt @ a friends party back b4 the band days & got wasted with him. He cud drink!
Lost my virginity while listening to nevermind. It will always have a special place in my heart Steve.
I live a couple blocks from Kurts Montesano home n my gf went to school w him. We still hang w kurts grandpa here who has tons of things from kurt. But um no pjs. Can't visualize kurt in pjs. Rustle
Kurt signed my wife's t*****s after a local show! Then askd her 2 com bak 2 his place 4 som extra activities but she declined!
Before I end this blogâ¦I wanted to end with an amazing songâ¦Something In The wayâ¦dang that is a haunting song on the CD! I decided to load the Unplugged version because I love it!
This Morning I shared with BJ my new obsessionâ¦MCW! Micro Championship Wrestlingâ¦yes there is a wrestling federation of little people, and they have a reality show on Tru TV on Wednesday nights. This is must watch TVâ¦Hulk Hogan is involved, and these midgets are hilarious & insane. Here is a taste of the show:
The reason this even came up is because BJ read a story about how WWE superstar Dolph Ziggler suffered a hairline fracture because of a punch by the hands of WOLVERINE!!! Hugh Jackman was the special guest host of WWE RAW last Monday, and Hugh got into the mix during the Dolph vs. Zack Ryder matchâ¦while the ref was distractedâ¦I know, shocking that a wrestling ref got distracted in a match, Hugh helped Zack get the win with a haymaker on Zigglerâ¦check it out:
So as I am typing this...breaking news...according to TMZ, souces close to the WWE say that Dolph made it all up, and there was no fracture.
Iâm a little tired today as last night I went to the Puyallup Fair & my wife & I saw the Flaming Lips. Man, am I glad we went! Awesome weather, and an amazing show by those guys. I had a feeling that it would be great as the Flaming Lips seem like the type of band that would enjoy playing at the Fair, and they sure did!!!!! This was one of the coolest shows I have seen in a long timeâ¦first off the show starts off with a trippy giant video screen showing a sillohette of a girl dancing, and eventually the band comes out of the screen to the stageâ¦they just so happen to walk out of the womanâsâ¦uhâ¦lady part!!!! Awesome, and then their frontman Wayne Coyne makes his grand appearance in a giant inflated ball, and he walks out into the crowd in this ballâ¦this was so coolâ¦and while he is walking out into the crowd, the band starts the show off with a cover of Sabbathâs âSweet Leafâ â the perfect song for all the stoner people in the crowd! I took a pic of him in the crowdâ¦it was tough to get a good pic due to all the bright lights flashing on their screen.
Here is a video from a show in Idaho they recently did where he did the same thing:
After that song, the band kicked into their classic âShe Donât Use Jellyâ, and the party really kicked offâ¦a ton of people in silly outfits dancing on stage with themâ¦confettiâ¦.smokeâ¦and balloonsâ¦all I could think is that if you had no idea what a Flaming Lips show is all about, your mind would have been blown. Check out the insanity on stage:
While I was at the Lips show, Mono-Nick was at the screening for the new Pearl jam documentary that was directed by Cameron Croweâ¦itâs called âPearl Jam twentyâ (itâs their 20 year anniversary as a band), and Nick says itâs amazing!!!!! Nick said that a good 30 minutes was spent on Mother Love Bone as wellâ¦damn I need to see this movie. From what we can tell itâs only showing at Cinerama on Friday & Saturday night. We also learned that starting Saturday, Pearl Jam Twenty will be On Demand for a week....I plan on ordering that bad boy!!!! Here is a trailer for itâ¦
Here is a clip from the film when the band is working out a new songâ¦the song is a rare unknown ditty called âDaughterââ¦wow!!!!!
Texas just executed another death row inmate. 44-year-old Lawrence Russell Brewer was convicted of killing 49-year-old James Byrd back 1998, and he went down by lethal injection last night. It was the 11th Texas execution this year, and it made news for the final meal this jerk requested. Check it out:
--Two chicken fried steaks smothered in gravy with sliced onions . . .
--A triple-meat bacon cheeseburger with fixings on the side . . .
--A cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, and jalapenos . . .
--A large bowl of fried okra with ketchup . . .
--One pound of barbecue with half a loaf of white bread . . .
--Three fajitas with fixings . . . a meat lovers pizza . . .
--Three root beers . . . one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream . . .
--And a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts
Lawrence got his meal around 4:00 P.M. and was executed at 6:21 P.M. Only 2 hours to eat all of thatâ¦damn where is Adam Richmanâ¦this sounds like a Man V. Food challenge!!!
I know for my last meal, I think I would ask for the entire menu from McDonaldâs, minus the salads, all the burgersâ¦the fries (and a fries for each meal)â¦the ice creamâ¦the McNuggetsâ¦the shakesâ¦the McFlurriesâ¦everything!!! That would be my last mealâ¦what about you? Here are some texts we received:
When Timothy McVay was executed. His last meal was chocolate chip mint ice cream and red vines licorice. It creeped me out because that would be my last meal.
My last meal would be Jessica Alba! Yum !!
Kielbasa and pirogues w 2 cans of root beer
The behemoth burger from the RAM
The full menue from applebees! Epic grub!
For my last meal I would love to eat BLAKE LIVELEY
Steak. Lots and lots of steak.
White Castles - Steph from St Louis:)
A few dicks burgers and a Budweiser
Steak and all you can eat crab legs
My moms meatloaf
Last meal? A pound of brisket with hot BBQ sauce from Stans BBQ in Issaquah.
T bone steak, a dozen doughnuts, a pound of bacon, mac n cheese, lobster, garlic bread, milk, beer, and a 8 layer chocolate cake.
i would request my meal from XXX burger in issaquah. I would get an ultimate XXX burger with bacon and chili with onion rings on the side and there large
My moms thanksgiving dinner molly bellevue
My last meal would be a large bone ane a jar of skippy peanur butter - love stinky
After 31 years of making music togetherâ¦R.E.M. just announced that they're breaking up. I knowâ¦I knowâ¦itâs gonna be hard to work today with this bombshell. Iâm guessing that many people didnât even realize that they are still a band. REM will always have a special place in my head as I remember seeing them play at the Crocodile for a secret showâ¦there were maybe 200 people at the show & they ripped through all their old hits like as if they were a college rock band all over again. Eddie Vedder was their personal cocktail waitress that nightâ¦bringing the band drinks on stage all night long, and he even helped sing on âItâs the End Of the World As We Know Itâ, and then the band in turn played PJâs âBetter Manâ for himâ¦it was an awesome night. So based on the fact that REM has called it quitsâ¦what band do you wish would do the same? What band, or artist, do you wish would quit? Here are some of the Texts we got:
Journey With out Steve Perry they are CRAPPY.
Panic at the disco needs to do more than call it quits. The need to b thrown into a vat of boiling tar cuz they suck that bad.
Nickleback. .. Hate those guys
Bands that need to go away... soundgarden, avenged 7fold, pearl jam, knickelback, maroon5, chevelle, alice in chains, so many more. too many to list.
Chilly pepers please no more !
C-Lo Green needs to hang it up :)
Metallica should have hung it up after Justice. the songs they wrote afterward are b-sides at best, and more terrible than winger, at worst
Justin friggin Beiber
KiSS! God I am sick of that miserable excuse for a band! Steve â kent
Green day. Your old. Give up. Your music has always sucked
U2 nuff said. Travis in Eatonville.
ACDC. Theyve been writing the same album for the last million years. Just go away!
The stupid freakin Foo Fighters need to disappear and take all their music with them! Kristin from Yelm
The New Originals. They have held back Stev's solo singing career long enough.
Today's Video Blog features Toppy in Pittsburgh going to the Steelers vs. Seahawks game!
Lookâ¦I LOVE my jobâ¦but there are times where I kick myself for having a job where my alarm clock goes off at 3 AM, since I miss out on some cool stugff on weeknights. Granted, when I was youngerâ¦I wouldnât careâ¦I would go out all night, and âpowerâ through the next day. But Iâm a 36 year oldâ¦old fart, and sleep is my best friend. Last night was something I absolutely wish I could have attendedâ¦as there was a 20th Anniversary Of Nevermind (the Nirvana album, duh) show at the EMP. A bunch of bands (Duff McKaganâs Loaded, The fastbacks, the Long Winters, and more) all performed songs off that amazing record. The highlight I would have to imagine was when the Presidents of the USA did âOn A Plainâ with Krist Noveselic of Nirvana on bassâ¦how awesome is this!
Thanks to my old pal Marco Collins for posting this video!!!! The show was also a benefit for a great great great great woman, Susie Tennant. Susie has been a pal of mine for yearsâ¦she used to be Nirvanaâs record rep back when that CD came out (she also worked at the EMP & Sub Pop too)â¦she is being treated for ovarian cancer, and they turned this show into a benefit for her! If you want to donate to the Susie Tennant Fund, go to: http://susietennantfund.bbnow.orgÂ
Both BJ & I have donated to the Susie Tennant Fund, so please donate if you can!
We were talking this morning about a story that says some people start planning their Halloween costumes 61 days before Halloweenâ¦thatâs crazy, but I have seen some people on Facebook already stressing about Halloween. I used to hate getting dressed up, but I actually love it these daysâ¦all because I think itâs fun to come up with a costume with my wife. Still to this day, my all time favorite Halloween costume we did was when I was Rowdy Roddy Piper, and my wife was Hulk Hoganâ¦.I still crack up whenever I see this pic:
Last year we were muppet charactersâ¦I was Animal, and she was Big Birdâ¦this was pretty sweet too!!!!
This year for the weekend that most people will celebrate Halloween, I wonât be in town, as BJ & I are going to a radio convention in Dallasâ¦so unless we do someth the day of, we wonât be able to have a fun Halloween combo costume. I told BJ we should find a Halloween party in Dallas & go as a team. I proposed we are the âDonât Ask, Donât Tellâ Bert & Ernieâ¦and we both sew a Kermit the frog doll to our crotches. BJ didnât seem all that enthusiastic about it. Lame. We did get a couple text suggestions:
Bj and Steve - Simon and Garfunkle
Siskel and ebert
We got this email after Toppy made his big announcement yesterday that he proposed to his gal while they were in Pittsburghâ¦
First offâ¦Congrats Topshelf for getting locked down to the woman you love, I wish you all the best. While Toppy was sharing his proposal story, you guys goofed on him for proposing in Pittsburgh. I have to agree that is an odd place to get married, but I have a story that takes the cake.I proposed to my wife at Stevens Pass. We were on a ski lift, when I pulled out the ring & popped the question. This was an awful idea, because the lift was coming to the top of the mountain and she was so over whelmed that she nearly broke her ankle getting off the lift. Letâs just say that it wasnât graceful at all when she tried to dismount, so within seconds her tears of joy turned to tears of agonizing pain. Fortunately it wasnât a sign, we just celebrated out 10 year anniversary together.
Greg in Parkland
So based on Topshelf proposing to his woman in Pittsburgh, and this emailâ¦what odd place or strange story do you have regarding your proposal? here are some of the texts we received:
We sat on santas lap at the south hill mall. laney.
My husband proposed to me in front of his ex inlaws. On new years eve.
Kyle from mill creek. I proposed naked in the shower.i cam home from buyimg the ring and jumped in the shower then called for my girlfreind to bring me some soap.that when i kneeled down,junk and all just hangin and asked her to marry me. She said yes
I proposed to my wife on the faires wheel and she puked come to find out it was cuz she was pregnant that was 4 years ago
Steve will love this. I proposed in the McDonalds parking lot in lynwood after my now wifes ruined it by telling her about the ring. I got mad and just did it
I put a ring in a bag of 'herb' and gave to her. 18 yrs later still together and still smokin
Getting ready for a slipknot concert in las vegas, i proposed in the bathroom of our house before we left. and she did say yes
Proposed @ her favorite place - Pike Pl Market, on the cobblestones in front of the neon sign. She said yes, then we got lit up @ Alibi Room.
I proposed at kerry park in seattle. She nearly fell off the concrete retaining wall. Opps! -troy in Lynnwood
proposed to my ex at her work at McD. Also served her divorce papers at same job. Marriage lasted 5yrs, about as long as a Filet O fish. Drew
I proposed to my wife at an Alice in chains concert in the tri/cities. I told her that this is my favorite band and there is only one way to make this night better than it already is. She said yes and we're still married to this day.
I proposed to my fiance on her bday I had a bag of M&M's made in her favorite colors with the words will you marry me on them. -Sharief-
Ring was at the bottom of a jar of jif had to lick the whole jar off my man to find lucy
On September 21st back in 1992, Radiohead released their debut single, âCreep" -- 19 years ago today, and no matter how many times I hear this song, I still turn it up! Wowâ¦Iâm feeling old by how old this song is!!!!
If only Radiohead kept up with writing great songs like they did on Pablo Honey, the Bends, and OK Computerâ¦I know a lot of people like the stuff they put out after that, but for me itâs all bleepity-bloob-beep-bop nonsense.
Today's Video Blog features Toppy proposing to his gal!
Man oh man…a bomb was dropped on the show today!!!! Topshelf announced that while he was in Pittsburgh, on Saturday…he dropped down on his knee & asked his gal for her hand (and the rest of her) in marriage!!!! Holy moly…what great news…atta boy Toppy! I’m still jacked for my man…I got so excited that I pretty much gave him a lapdance. Be sure to watch today’s video blog! Here is the best text we got regarding the big announcement!
Is Toppy gonna be registered at lovers? Cuz i dont know what brand of ballgag to get him for his wedding present.
I have to say…props to the Seahawks for their great off season acquisitions! Sydney Rice has been fierce on the field…oh wait…he has a should injury and might be out the whole season….ok ok…well how about that beast on the “O” Line Robert Gallery that we got from the raiders…oh wait…he’s out til’ week 8 most likely due to a groin injury. Is there something in the jersey’s that these guys wear that kills their immune system? I do think, when healthy, these will be great pick ups…but they ain’t doing crap when they ain’t playin! Speaking of Gallery…I would really like for him to stay healthy because I want to see him as a Hawk for a long time…hell…I’d love to rock #72 in support…the dude looks like a wrassler…and a rocker…tat’s…long hair…toss a hat & eyeliner on him & he looks like the Undertaker from the WWE!
This is a story that will BLOW your mind! A New Jersey woman cooked up her own arrest last week - mixing two lines of cocaine into her boyfriend's dinner. Monica Cookman's lover sensed something wasn't right with the meal after his heart began racing and his throat numbed up. The 29 year old woman had whipped up the coke infused meal and fed her boyfriend the laced leftovers. The boyfriend wasn't injured - He went to a local police station and asked cops to take Cookman out of the kitchen - and slap her with a restraining order. Police grilled her and she eventually admitted to what she did. She was booked on a raft of charges, including poisoning, aggravated assault and possession of cocaine.
Based on this story …finish this statement: “I can’t believe my ex did ______.” Here are some of the texts we got:
I pissed in my ex girlfriend's favorite coffeemate bottle after I caught her cheating on me
My ex had a drug problem and to f*** with him I sold him a piece of cat litter for 5 bucks and told him it was crack
I made a sandwich for my ex using "man"aise.
Gave a friend of mine with herpes permission to date her after we broke up because she was a cheater! Ahahahahaha Darkness!
I fed my now ex magic mushrooms and then broke up with her when she startd tripping.
My x brought all my old porn to my job and enptied the bag on my desk. Needless to say. I dont work there nomo! T-maine
I cant believe i slept with my exes brother AND best friend...more than once
My ex burned every pair of shoes while i was sleeping
Wife decided to be a lesbian, so she got the visene eye drops in her food until I moved out. She was on the toilet every 30 mins for a week
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Another loss for the Hawks…this sucks, but honestly, what did we expect. This season I have a different outlook on the team…I think they will eventually be good, hell the “D” is looking pretty fierce for a young group of fellas, but this isn’t going to be a year of W’s…it just won’t be. I even like Tavaris Jackson, he isn’t the issue…especially yesterday. Yesterday it boiled down to the inability to get crucial first down conversions, and bad penalties (again). That is one area that I believe Holmgren is sorely missed…back when he was the coach, the team almost never got penalized…it was a rarity! All I know is that I am glad I went to the gym watching the game…at least I burned a few calories, and I am so glad I didn’t DVR with plans to watch it later. That was awful, losing 24-0 to the Steelers. This text summed it up best:
Ben Roethlesberger scored more in a Georgia bathroom than the Seahawks on Sunday.
So much going on in the world of sports…I was glad to see Hasselbeck have a good game….he led the Titans to a victory over the Ravens…and how about Tom Brady? If he is on your fantasy football team, you must be loving life…over 400 yards…3 TD’s…no interceptions…and he still has sex with a hot model.
So…a little while back I blogged about how much I LOVE the new Foo Fighters documentary “Back & Forth”, and I love love love their new CD Wasting Light (I listen to it a few times a week). Here is the latest reason why I love Dave Grohl & company…The Westboro Baptist Church is that anti-gay group that always pickets at soldier's funerals and other incredibly offensive places. Over the weekend, for some strange reason they chose to protest outside a Foo Fighters show in Kansas City, Missouri. Clearly (sarcastic) because the Foo Fighters have a lyric that mentions "man loving." The Foo Fighters found out about the picket, so while the Westboro people picketed outside of the show, the Foo Fighters rolled up on a flatbed truck and started serenading and mocking the protestors. They dressed up like some country bumpkins, and Grohl shouted, "I don't care if you're black or white or purple or green, whether you're Pennsylvanian or Transylvanian, whether you're Lady Gaga or Lady Antebellum, it takes all kinds." Check out the video:
This morning we talked about how a few weeks ago, in Denver, Colorado, two guys actually pulled the "Weekend at Bernie's" routine. How awesome is that…wait…it means someone is dead…crap…how not awesome, but kind of awesome is that? On August 27th, 43-year-old Robert Young got home and found his roommate, Jeffrey Jarrett, dead! Instead of calling 911, he went and got his friend, 25-year-old Mark Rubinson, and for some reason, Robert and Mark decided they were going to have a night out with Jeffrey's body. So they put him in an SUV and went to a restaurant. They left him in the backseat, went inside, and used his ATM card to start a tab. Then they headed to a strip club called SHOTGUN WILLIE'S…and used Jeffrey's card for $400 worth of dances. Finally, after the strip club closed at 4:00 A.M., they flagged down a cop and told him Jeffrey, quote, "MIGHT be dead." The police pieced everything together and both Robert and Mark were arrested for abusing a corpse, identity theft, and criminal impersonation. They weren't charged in Jeffrey's death, and toxicology tests are still determining how he died. I call “not cool” on one thing regarding this story…they should have at least taken him into the Strip Club!!! Toss some shades on him & no one would’ve known. Although one texter brought up a good point:
They didn't take him into the strip club because they were afraid they'd get kicked out for having a stiffy
"The Simpsons" are cruising toward 500 episodes and Fox is apparently thinking about a new plan to take advantage of that MASSIVE amount of content. Chase Carey is the COO of News Corp., which owns Fox. And he says they've had a, quote, "number of meetings" about possibly starting an ALL-SIMPSONS CABLE NETWORK. "Simpsons" episodes, 24 hours a day. This can't happen immediately, though . . . they'd have to wait until all of "The Simpsons" syndication deals wrap up and they didn't say how long that'll take. So….if you had your own TV Channel & could show nothing but one show…what show would it be? Here are some of the Texts we received:
South park for the win
Csi all day
Doesn't fox already have a 24 hour cartoon channel, fox news?
All Dora the Explorer! So I I don't have 2 explain to my 2 year old that Dora is over and aint coming back on till later!
Two and a half men.. Hands down
trailer park boys best show ever
Steves show would be i love lucy
Firefly and Doctor Who (new and classic). I'd be a happy geek. –Anna
Bob ross the joy of painting - kyle from Tacoma
They definitly need to make an all SNL channel! Plenty of episodes to have its own channel.
WWE RAW. Start from the beginning and play them all. Gives everyone a chance to relieve many good storylines. Cajun
Married with Children. Kelly, what a babe
Star Trek. TOS, Next Generation, Deep Space 9, Voyageur, Enterprise, and all the movies...can't go wrong
Speaking of TV...Ashton Kutcher takes over for Charlie Sheen tonight on Two & A Half Men for the big season premiere…have you seen the new intro to the show…kind of trippy for fans of the show:
So Mono-Nick has come up with hisTop 3 Reasons he Won't be Watching the Season Premiere of "Two and a Half Men". Here they are:
--I was low on money and had to decide if I wanted to pay my cable bill...or buy an ounce of weed. Needless to say, I don't have cable right now....and the rabbit ears don’t work.
--Amazingly, I'm not excited by the prospect of replacing one annoying d-bag with a younger, even more annoying d-bag.
And the number one Reason I'm Not Going to Watch the Season Premiere of "Two and a Half Men"
--I refuse to watch a show called "Two and a Half Men" unless the half-man is Chaz Bono.
I read this on Q13’s website (q13.com)…this is hilarious…what a dummy!!!! Talk about a real idiot. A felon was captured after bragging to his future victims of being listed on the Washington’s Most Wanted website. Daniel Keith Johnson helped two men try to repair their broken down car – and when he couldn’t fix it, he went back and vandalized it instead. On Friday, Johnson picked up the two men, they were campers who had abandoned their disabled vehicle, He called himself “Dan the Tattoo Man.” While driving them back to the vehicle to attempt repairs, he asked several questions about their belongings – including a gun in the car – and told them of his wanted status. He also hit an elk. When the two men returned to the car Saturday morning to retrieve it, they found it broken into. Somebody had vandalized the car and stolen their possessions, including the gun. They immediately reported the break-in to Yakima County Sheriffs, mentioning Johnson. Later in the morning Officers took Johnson into custody without incident. The stolen gun was discovered at the time of his arrest. Johnson was booked into the Yakima County Jail on multiple outstanding felony warrants, possession of the stolen vehicle, theft of the firearm and property, and other charges.
Based on the idiot felon that bragged about being on Washington’s Most Wanted…what is something that you have done in your life that you LOVE bragging about? What is something that someone you know always brags about? Here are some of the texts we got:
My friend brags for me but he loves to tell the story of when I made out with a porn star. Matthew
Had sex with 3 diff women in a 12hr period
I always brag about the fact that my mom used to hang out with Ted Bundy back in the late 60's when she lived in the U district. Her best friend was dating him and they all partied together. She said he was the coolest guy ever!
My claim to fame is that I lived in Texas for a while and partied with Willy Nelson and smoked him under the table cause no one else could hang, it wasn' t the normal dirt weed....
I have a friend that brags about how many hookers he sees every week. He talks about it all the time like it makes him cool.
Drank Jack Daniel's with Toby Keith in Addis Ababa Ethiopia when I was on his protection detail with the USO.
I love to brag that my wife got me a sig sauer 556 assault rifle for a valentines day gift 2 years ago what a gift!
I calibrate most of the scales u see weighing up the crabs on Deadliest Catch! And did the scales NASA used 2 load all the shuttles. Jason.
I was backstage w/ ICE-T , GUNS N ROSES, & METALLICA in Oakland , 19 years ago this week, BRYAN from Olympia
i've got a 9" tongue and I can breathe thru my ears
Banged my best friends older sister an woke him up doing it, he walked in because thought she was having a heart attack.... Best sex EVER!!
i like to brag about the time when i was 18 and wrestled a 650 lb bear at the sweetwater county fair in wyoming. i lost!
I smoked a joint with kurt cobain when i was 13 at a teen center called the old firehouse of all places, it was herb my sister and i grew and he said it was fanominal, E in redmond
I wrecked a $400000 bentley at the car dealership I worked at then 2 weeks later i got voted employee of the month. I dont think it hurt that i was bangi ng the dealerships owners daughter! Rock on!!
Don't laugh...it's true. I brag about Howie from backstreet boys being my 2nd real kiss. I was 13, he was 16 & had just filmed the pilot for a Nickelodeon show that he got cut from later. His cousin was my friend & I had a huge crush on "the older guy."
Today's video blog features us screwing with Mono-Nick, as he filled in for Toppy this morning.
I just gained a new respect for Tom Brady. Love chadd
Now why does Chadd have a new found respect for Tom Brady…nope, not because who he is having sex with…not even for his silly hairstyle….Chadd’s respect for Brady is for a reason that I 100% agree with! On Wednesday, reporters asked the patriots QB what told reporters what Pats fans attending the home opener Sunday against the San Diego Chargers should do:
"Start drinking early, It's a 4:15 game. They have a lot of time to get lubed up, come out here and cheer for the home team."
I love this comment! That’s hilarious!!! Of course the Patriots' front office did not like Brady’s comments, and went into full PR damage-control, as they don’t want to encourage people boozing it up at the game. Within an hour, a team spokesman issued a statement saying that Brady, "wants everyone to drink a lot of water, stay hydrated. Drink responsibly.” Yeah right! In unrelated news…Chad OchoCinco tweeted: “This Sunday…pats fan’s…get hammered & have sex in the stands! #letsgetforkedup”. Ok…he didn’t really tweet this.
We received this text:
Customs officials call this case one of the oddest they've seen:
Dulles International Airport customs officials arrested a Central American man trying to enter the US with 15 bags of cocaine stashed in clam shells that had been opened, stuffed, and glued back shut, the Washington Post reports. “Smugglers attempt all types of creative concealment methods," says a customs official, "and this is one of the oddest we’ve seen." An X-ray of the bag did in the would-be smuggler. Based on this…Where's the most creative place you've hidden something of value? Here are some of the texts we got:
Hit my pot in the heater vent in my room, would have worked if my dog hadn't sniffed it out.
Dryer lint trap
I hide my valubles behind books on my shelf
Ever since awesome moved in I've had to hide my peanut butter in the backyard. From Lucy in so. Hill
Im a custom picture framer and occasionally I'll put money in the back of picture frames - ninja bob
My son hide some of his treasures in his playdough container fully covered with playdough.
Not to creative but I keep my valubles in my dogs house... A 125 bullmastive, let the bitches try and get to it
One guy used to transport drugs down the WA coast, from Canada, by hollowing driftwood logs and using the tides.
My parents smuggled cuban cigars in our scooby doo cereal box on our way home from canada. Cammi from Federal Way
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Happy Birthday Mono-Nick!!!!! Today is the day, and shockingly the stoner even remembered it’s his birthday. So in honor of Mono Nick…here are the top 3 things Mono-Nick will do on his birthday:
--Check his Fantasy Football & Baseball stats
And The Number 1 thing Mono-Nick will do on his birthday…
--Get Baked and Check his Fantasy Football & Baseball stats…again.
So the big story today is that naked pix of Scarlett Johansson have surfaced! Scarlett apparently took these pix of herself in a hotel room have hit the Internet. One shows her naked backside, and the other shows one of her breasts. Scarlett didn't post these herself, her phone was hacked and the FBI is looking into it. Here is a link to these pix:
Maybe I am desensitized by naked pix…but I’m just not impressed or phased by these pix one bit. Look, Scarlett is hot…I don’t deny that, and It’s cool that she takes naked pictures of herself…but these pictures are kind of lame. First off…she a huge movie star…but a cell phone with a better camera resolution. More importantly…if you are going to take a pic of yourself, the least you could do is look excited. She looks like she either has to go poop, or someone made her take these pictures. I’m not digging them one bit.
The quote of the day was this:
“Can anyone be more awesome than a shirtless Jason Statham?”
Who said it? Yup…BJ Shea! Somehow we were talking about Twilight & how those guys parade around shirtless…and BJ actually said: “Can anyone be more awesome than a shirtless Jason Statham?” That comment led to this text:
didn't think bj could sound more gay...until now
Huge huge huge thanks to everyone that has voted for the STP-CAST as your favorite podcast in King 5’s Best Of Western Washington thing …when I last blogged about it, we were sitting at 15th place …and as of right now when I write this…we are at #5!!!! Wow…seriously I am very thankful to everyone that has voted & contributed to our goal of being #1…which would be hilarious!!!!! If you haven’t voted…please do & please share this link on your Facebook…
In a recent survey, about 20% of women admitted they've broken into their partner's email or Facebook. HALF as many men . . . 10% . . . have done the same. The survey also found that 15% of women have used the info they found to start a FIGHT. Less than half as many man, 7% have done the same. Based on the fact that a percentage of Men & Women have busted into their partners email & Facebook…be honest…have you snooped? What did you find out? Here are some of the texts we got:
I did and found that my ex husband wass cheasting on me with my friend/coworker. Cynthia in buckley
He was cheating with multiple women.
I got into my then boyfriend, now ex-husbands email, found he was very active on the website Horneymatches.com.
Last year I snooped in my wifes email and dicovered she had purchased a new 2011 silverado for my BD
Yeah i snooped in my girlfriends shiz and she collects apple stickers, i think its weird as f*** but whatever, i guss i have to be suportive.
Hey steve. I snooped through my girlfriends phone and I found her period planner app. Really helps me know when not to piss her off! -Tim.
From a chick: found my engagement ring 2 weeks before he asked me to marry him... in his filing cabinet at Christmas time
I've found out my owner/lover hooks up with other dogs sometimes. I thought we had something special. Signed A sad Lucy
This is the funniest promotional move ever…there is a condom company called NuVo, and they have sent Hawks QB Tavaris Jackson a box of condoms. Why? Because Tavaris was sacked 5 times by the 49’ers defense, and he obviously needs better protection!!! Hahahahahaha – this is so beyond awesome. Each week during the NFL season, the quarterback who takes the most sacks will be recognized by NuVo. Broncos quarterback Kyle Orton was also sacked five times, so it looks like Jackson will have to share his supply.
This is the best story ever! Ever!!!! Nicolas Cage was once awoken in the middle of the night by a naked man eating a Fudgesicle. Yup…that is the headline we came across this morning. Cage was at the Toronto International Film Festival yesterday hyping his new movie "Trespass" -- which is about a home invasion. Cage revealed that he had some knowledge on the subject, "I am actually one of the people who has lived through the nightmare. It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed. It sounds funny now…but it was horrifying." Cage eventually talked the man out of his house, and police arrived soon after. Wow…now that is something you don’t see often. So many things come to mind…first off…could all of this be a lie? How great would that be…after all he is promoting a film about a home invasion, and what better way to garner some buzz about the film than to drop that bomb on the masses? I would have tremendous respect for Nick Cage if he made it up, and decided to make the story completely ludicrous to see if people will buy it. More importantly, how funny would it be if the naked guy with the Fudgesicle was…..Bill Cosby?
A man named Marce William Burchell has written a 30-page book about his supposed affair with Jessica Simpson. Titled: "The True Story of Jessica Ann Simpson's 22 month long attempt to seduce a married man - her very Active Super Secret Sex life: True Story Jessica Simpson Seduction of A Married Man (Volume 1)". Which makes me think there will be a Volume 2…exciting! Burchell claims this book blows the lid off of how Jessica cheats on all her men, not to mention how she ruined Burchell's life. The book costs a hefty $30, but Burchell claims that all proceeds are going to the development of a revolutionary new electric car that will only cost $10,000 to buy and will, quote, "make all gasoline-powered cars obsolete." Here are the specs on this car, "It can carry seven passengers and cargo, has a top speed of 180 miles per hour, can go 300 miles per charge and accelerates from zero to 60 miles per hour in less than 4 seconds." As for why he wrote the book, he says, "This book was not written to hurt her, but was written as my only way to heal emotionally from the severe trauma and pain she put me through by her heartless cruel treatment of me."
Not surprisingly, Jessica's security team has a profile on this guy. He's been bugging her for years. Based on the fact that this guy wrote a book detailing his alleged affair with Jessica Simpson…What is the most elaborate lie you have ever told? Here are the texts we received:
I convinced a friend of mine that wifes dad was the worlds strongest midget-carney. This went on for a week. He really wanted to meet him! The Green merchant
My buddies and i convinced my stoner friend that it was 2003 when it was still 2002. The lie continued for months until he argued with his mom about his age.
I had a small iowa town thinking i was in witness protection from the mob.they may still think it 4 all i know
Told my parents I was going to check out a bible college in Portland, really went to smash a chick I met online..3 days of glory!
Throughout high school I had everybody believing I only had one testicle... For most of my friends the joke is still going! :-)
Buddies & I lied told strippers @ the voooo we were talent scouts! It worked like magic 3 left w/ us- epic nite, wow! Oh & my porn name was jesse the rod
I once pretended to be my own twin brother to hook up with sisters. It took a week and a lot of excuses for never being seen together, but it paid off :)
I had my ex convinced for over a year that tequila was made of fermented pinto beans!
I had afriend believe that the bumps on the side of the freeway for if you fall asleep were for the blind to drive by brail shannon from anacort
I lied to Lucy and told her that everyone keeps their peanut butter in their pants! STP
Today's Video Blog features our birthday boy...Mono-Nick!
This weekend my wife & I decided to get away for a littleâ¦uhâ¦get awayâ¦and we picked an awesome spot that I highly recommend! Suncadia!!!!! We stayed at the Sudcadia Lodge at the Suncadia Resort. It was only about an hour and a half from Puyallup, by the Cle Elum Riverâ¦and we felt like we were in a different state while thereâ¦or as I said to my wife like an idiot: âMan, I feel like we are in a different city babe!â Her response: âUhâ¦thatâs because we are in a different city.â The minute we get there we are greeted by some of the nicest peopleâ¦not just the employees, but people staying thereâ¦I swear there must have been something in the air that makes people beyond niceâ¦it was contagious, as I too was striking up conversations with strangers, which is something I never do! The minute we got to the roomâ¦I realized how simple of a human being I amâ¦as I walk in & see a mini kitchen with a stove top, microwave, hell even silverware, pots, and other kitchen necessities. I proclaimed: â:Whoâ¦there is a kitchenâ, and I am pretty sure my voice cracked like a little boy getting the toy he wanted on Christmas morning!
We spent a good part of Saturday poolsideâ¦they have an indoor & outdoor poolâ¦we were outside, knocking back spiked lemonadesâ¦great times! We also did something I always wanted to doâ¦canoeing!!! They have a small lake on the grounds where you can paddleboat, canoe, or kayak, and we rented a canoe for an hour & had a relaxing afternoon on it! This pic cracked me up, as my lady photo bombed me!
Here we are on the canoeâ¦this led to some great Facebook postings:
Here are some of the postings we received:
Martin: lol...shes doing all the work !!!!
Cesar: Is "Lucy" under the camera, is that why your smiling lol jk
Christopher: Good man Steve... she rows, you take pictures. :)
Damien: I see who's doing all the rowing lol
Jerry: Yeah stp dont you think you should be in the rear paddling
Check out the great view on the canoe:
Later on we had a great dinner at the lodgeâ¦check out the great view we had while eating:
Not to mention the food there was top notchâ¦I had a Sea Bass that was so good, that I was tempted to order it agaim for lunch, but then went with the French Dipâ¦also awesome! I can not rave enough about this placeâ¦Iâm not a golfer, but I saw the golf course on site, and that was pretty sweet too. If you are looking for a get away, this place is great!!!! www.suncadiaresort.com
While at Suncadia, I realized on only packed 2 shirts for the weekendâ¦one my blue Yankees shirt, which is just the NY logo covering the whole front. The other being my blue Captain America shirt, which is just the red white & blue shield on the front. It was kind of trippy when I connected the weekend to my attire (being that Sunday was the 10 year anniversary of 9/11)â¦I didnât do that intentionally, I did it because I was wearing blue pumas & wanted the shirt to match. Odd how stuff works out like that. Almost as odd as me trying to match.
Speaking of 9/11â¦When we woke up on Sunday morning, I turned on CNN & watched some of the memorial that was happening in NYCâ¦man that was emotionalâ¦especially when they had the family members of people that died from the attacks read the names of those that diedâ¦.it was impossible to hold back tears. While watching NFL On Fox pregame, they cut to commercials & I have to give props to State Farm for the commercial they made that was 9/11 inspiredâ¦it was directed by Spike Lee & I got goose bumps when I saw it:
Yesterday was the opener for the hawks, and manâ¦what a roller coaster of a game. They kicked off the season in San Franâ¦looked awful (especially the offensive line) in the first halfâ¦started to look better in the second halfâ¦hellâ¦they were poised to make a comeback when the score was 19-17 with about 4 minutes left in the gameâ¦and then BAMâ¦the special teams proved they arenât so special. They gave up a 102 yard kick off return for a TD by Ted Ginnâ¦and then he did it again on a 55 yard punt return for a score. The hawks lost 33-17.
According to a new survey commissioned by Twentieth Century Fox, 88% of teenagers, or almost nine out of ten, admit they're EMBARRASSED by their parents. The two main causes of embarrassment are when their parents DANCE over-enthusiastically at celebrations like weddings . . . and when their parents engage in public displays of affection. I donât get the dancing oneâ¦I was always happy to see my parents danceâ¦it made me feel good to know they love each other still & there is no risk of divorce sice they are cutting up a rug. Yesâ¦itâs a strange way to think, but hellâ¦my folks are still together & still happily in loveâ¦maybe doing a cha cha from time to time ainât a bad thing. As far as being embarrassed by PDAâ¦I agree with thatâ¦no one wants to see their parents lock lips, thatâs just weird! 7 So we asked the all important question: when have your parents embarrassed you? How have you embarrassed your kid? Here are the texts we got:
Had my BF over 4 dinner. My dad sat on a stool at the table so his head was barely over his plate. And cleaned his teeth with his knife. AWFUL! -âfrom Darla
My dad was having private time in the shower and fell cut his head and now tells everyone he hit it on the toilet to cover. Sara
My mom was a parole officer when I was in high school and would always clean her gun at the dining room table when a boy would come to the house to take me on a date
I told my parents they couldn't embarrass me, so for an open house at school they dressed up in halloween costumes. I was so mortified i didn't leave the house
My dad would wear cut off levis way too short and he didnt wear underware id b like dad my friend can see ur balls! Come on!
My mom came to my high school dressed as a clown. I could not find a place to hide.
My dad used to fart and blame it on mom. He seemed to do it more if I friends over even if they were girls.
I asked my mom once if I could try a thong when I was 14. She yelled "YOU WANNA TRY BUTT FLOSS?" In a pretty busy store. So embarrassing ââmandi
Went to get first pair of Nike shoes when I was a kid. My mother paid with rolled coins. Bless her Asian heart. Clerk was hot. I was very red.
My mom tries to check my teeth in public, she makes me open my mouth to check my molars.I'm 30 fn years old
My dad introduced my now husband and me to his friends as 'this is my daughter and this is the guy who's f#%^@ing my daughter.'
Have you seen this? I already loved Eddie Vedder, but I have a newfound respect for him, as he flex's how great of a sense of humor he has with this appearance on Jimmy Fallon. yes...Eddie is singing on a song called "Balls In Your Mouth", and no...it's not the Kid Rock classic!
According to a story we readâ¦ if you bring a woman home after a dateâ¦if have any of the following items in your apartment, itâs a safe bet sheâll walk right back out that door.
7. Broken furniture --Youâre an adult now and your apartment should reflect that.
6. Exotic pets -- No one wants to hook-up while a 12-foot boa constrictor munches on a mouse in a cage.
5. Locked doors -- Movies have made it clear that there is never anything good behind a locked door.
4. Dorm room posters -- Whether itâs the John Belushi college poster or the Bob Marley smoking weed poster, itâs absolutely unacceptable.
3. Moldy food -- If the general rule in your fridge is to keep food a year beyond the expiration date, thereâs a problem.
2. Stains -- Excessive drink stains, rust stains, and blood stains all tend to be a major turn-off when youâre trying to create a romantic atmosphere.
1. A huge mess -- If youâre the kinda guy that considers your floor the trashcan and your trashcan a toilet, than you might have problems getting girls to stay at your place
Based on thisâ¦finish this sentenceâ¦âI canât believe I saw BLANK in his or her home! Orâ¦what is something that you have in your home that always surprises people?
People are always amazed when come into our home and see a stripper pole mounted in the center of our recroom....
Girls get creaped out by my collection of Halloween decorations all over. Mostly decapitated heads hanging from the ceiling and evil dead babies around the room.
When i would bring home girls back before i got married... they didnt know what to say about the 3000 action figures i have in the house.
I have a stripper pole in my foyer Tara Lynn
I can't believe I saw a molding of her ex boyfriends penis on her coffee table she made it into a candle. First and last date..
I put a lifesize chewbacca cardboard standup at the top of my staircase. Freaks people out all the time because you have to turn on the light to see up the stairs and it's the first thing you see. Hilarious everytime!
I have five tv's in my living room. One for the xbox, one for movies, one for my desktop computer, one for porn, and one that I can't find another place for.
17 American Bulldogs! Most people flip out when they come to our house. Lol Linda, Onalaska, Wa
She couldn't believe it when she saw my hydroponic agricultural hobby! Until she partook in the festivities!
Jon from puyallup here. I can't believe I saw her wedding pictures in her home.
I have a big bag of camel hair from the first camel i worked with at the zoo. Spins into soft bracelets. Works well for a date but is kinda weird at first
I love this storyâ¦this totally made my morning!!!!!
On Monday sometime after midnight, some idiot dressed head-to-toe in a full-on Gumby costume, walked into a 7-Eleven in California and tried to rob the place. Really thatâs all I need to writeâ¦this story immediately is awesome, but there is more to it. He walked in and told the clerk, "This is a robbery." The clerk thought it was a joke, and told Gumby he had to clean and didn't have time to mess around. Gumby told the clerk he was serious, then tried to reach into his pocket for a weapon. There was just one problemâ¦the Gumby suit was too cumbersome and he ended up fumbling around for a few minutes without grabbing his weapon. He eventually left the storeâ¦and left behind 26 cents that had fallen out of his pocket. Thatâs what happens when you wear a costome where the character has no individual fingers. The man in the Gumby costume was described as 18 to 22 years old, 5-foot-6 to 5-foot-8, and between 150 and 160 pounds. Police are still looking for him. My favorite part of the story was that the clerk didnât even know who Gumby wasâ¦he told his boss that he was robbed by a green Sponge Bob Square Pants! Hahahaha! It wasnât until the boss saw the surveillance footage that he realized it was Gumby. Hopefully they find Gumby & send him to the Pokey (waka waka)! The guy should have dressed as a Block-Head, they were the trouble makers after all!!! Check out stills from the surveillance footage...hilarious:
There was a recent survey ofÂ 1,000 of their New York members. They found that if you want to get a woman, you need a sexy job, and 30% of women said that FIREMAN was the sexiest profession. 26% said Wall Street executive.
In another recent studyâ¦75% of women, or three out of four, say they've fantasized about their man dressing up as a fireman.
Based on this, we asked the Rock-A-Holicsâ¦Guysâ¦do you find that women are attracted to you because of your job? What do you do for a living? Ladiesâ¦what job does a guy do that you find âsexyâ? Are there any jobs that a woman does, that guys find âsexyâ? Here are some of the texts we got:
My husband is a carpet cleaner and his uniform looks so good on him I just want to squeeze his tush
My man likes to watch me deal cards
For women, female teachers are SEXY. my husband loves it :-â)
Veterinarian. He's a doctor, plus he loves animals
My man likes that I'm a nurse
When I was in the Marines, women were attracted to the uniform. It was awesome as they came up to me
My brother is an F-â18 fighter pilot. I hear many women say how hot that is
Ive dated a couple personal trainer gals and gotta love yoga pantrs and booty shorts
My bf is mechanic. He works hard has buff sexy arms, tight black work pants and best of all engine smell mmmmm... now THAT is hot
Hahaha I'm a truck driver and one ex gf love it and her line was dock that thing here baby
Mc at sr. frogs in mexico I use to get laid at least once a week...
I am a receptionist of sorts, and my ex would come in and watch me do my job and be ready to rumble by the time we went out to lunch
I'm a chef, it can get you laid all the time, women love not having to cook
Is delivering beer sexy? Should I wear a man thong?
bartenders slay chicks regularly
My last two boyfriends have been IT guys. I am about to marry my it guy from my company! :-â) Love the sexy nerds!
I got hit on constantly when I wrk at jiffy lube by my guy coworkers/customers and even my manager.. Becka
Matt from Roy, executive woman with some cleavage showing and nice legs. Yum
Just when I thought the Gumby story was the story of the day...we come across this gem: 33-year-old Brett Cummins is a weatherman on KARK, the NBC affiliate in Little Rock, Arkansas, and apparently over Labor Day weekend, he went on a huge alcohol and drug bender. On Monday morning, when he finally woke up: He was passed out in his friend's bathtubâ¦there was no water in the tubâ¦there was a dead guy next to himâ¦and the dead guy was wearing a DOG COLLAR!!! What the hell!!!!! When Brett woke up and discovered the state he was in, he screamed, ran out into the living room, and vomited everywhere. The dead guy was Dexter Williams..Police haven't figured out how he's connected to Brett (we have a couple of guesses). KARK issued a brief statement saying that they're taking Brett off the air, "as he is mourning the loss of his friend." The police are still investigating what exactly went down. Holy ballsâ¦this sounds like a new movie: âThe Hangover Meets Anchorman: Cummins on KARKâ
Today's Video Blog features us getting a bunch of cool gifts from a listener named Damon!
What the hell is happening to Anthony Michael Hall? Yup…you remember him from National Lampoon’s Vacation, The Breakfast Club, and one of my fave’s Weird Science. Well…he was booked on charges of disturbing the peace due to an altercation with a neighbor at his Venice condo complex. Hall allegedly threatened to “beat him to a pulp” & he knocked on the man's front door and when the neighbor opened the door, the actor told him to come outside to fight…rumor has it he thought the neighbor was housing Edward Scissorhands! (waka waka)
Man…this was some powerful stuff we played this morning! We played some of the audio from Jimmy Kimmel’s tribute to his Uncle Frank, who died a couple weeks ago while the show was on break. Last night was the first night Jimmy was back live, and Jimmy had a tough time talking about his Uncle (understandably so), who was also a well loved character on the show. Here is the tribute…
I have to give props to Jimmy, truly a class act, and should be considered one of the all time greats in the late night world…he fights through his emotions while continuing to make everyone smile as he shows his respect to his Uncle.
Jimmy doesn’t just rule for that though…lets not forget, Jimmy got to hang with Affleck!
This morning we were talking about Chaz Bono…he is still making waves about being the first transgendered person on Dancing With The Stars. I read that Chaz is being paired with Lacey, which pisses me off…she’s super hot, and I hate when they pair the hot chicks with the oddball celeb because it’s usually a quick ext for the celeb…thus meaning less TV time for the hot dancer! I also read that the producers are trying to get Chaz to dance to one of his mom & dad’s songs (Sonny & Cher)…I’m guessing they want him to dance to “I got you babe.” He is opposed to doing that…I know that I have said it before, but I would love to see him dance to Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like A Lady” -- it would show he has a sense of humor, and he would be addressing his issue through song. Hell…I also recommend the King missile classic, “Detachable Penis.”
Chaz was recently interviewed and said he doesn’t plan on talking about being transgendered on the show…I get this, it is a dance show after all, but this got us thinking…what is something that you hate talking about, but it always comes up? Of course the first text I see is this:
Hate it when my friends ask about my relationship with my horny owner -- Lucy
Here are some other texts we got that had nothing to do with my dog!
When i woped a seagull at the beach for snatching my samich. It dies i get a felony and go to maximum security county jail.
The fact that my kids sister is 2 months younger than he is....
People think im pregnant...so i then have to explain how i contain my weight around my tummy...compared toregular curvy girls.
I hate it when people ask me if I killed anyone during my deployments or what it feels like to kill someone. Never feels good to avoid or answer that topic because I have...
I am a recovering heroin addict and people still bring it up and treat me like a junkie
The fact that I'm uncircumcised. Friends make a bigger deal out of it, than necessary.
That I'm a vegetarian! Who cares if I don't eat meat?! More for the carnivores of the world.
I’ve been diabetic for 13 years, im tired of explaining it to people all the time. Read a book dammit Cody in Edmonds
4 years ago I stole a cops bicycle while drunk and now every time me and my friends pass a cop on a bike they tell the cop hey watch this guy he likes to take cops bike...
This morning during the intern challenge, Intern Spicolli had to get 3 guys to slap him on the ass…Bj was shocked it was guys that he asked, and he thought that was gay….I totally disagreed with BJ saying there is nothing gay with slapping a guy in the ass…ok…it’s gay if you are groping, but what’s wrong with a “good game” “go get em” slap on the rear. We do it all the time in sports…hell, I wish I could start our morning that way, as the fellas come in studio I could give em’ a slap and say “Let’s get em boys…big ratings today…big ratings.” No matter how hard I tried to get BJ to slap my rear to fully understand this, he refused. This led to a slew of texts:
If a dude slaps a dude's ass, while doing so, the dude slapping must say GOOD GAME,
Bj is hiding something!! A lil good game ass slap not gay! Freaking out about it very gay!!
Its only ok if u say good game before u slap a guys ass
As long as you say good game its not gay!
Its not gay when ur in a sports uniform
Slap it quiter! Btw we’re mechanics
sounds like bj is a homophobe.
Slap steves ass BJ quit bein a bitch!
Its not gay to smack someone's ass. The girls on my softball team slap each others boobs
We good game it up everyday at work. All in fun. Tino olympia
Dont be gay. Slap his ass.
We read a story about how police are looking for a woman in New Zealand who was breast feeding while driving…holy cow (cow…no pun meant by that!)…that’s crazy!!!! Based on this, what is the craziest thing you have seen or done while driving? Here are some of the texts we received:
I had a girlfriend who taught herself to steer with her foot so she could smoke drugs
While driving down a narrow dirt road in death valley in CA, I set cruse control at 60 and stood up through the sunroof...
Yesterday morning while driving to work, I saw a guy driving down I-5 wearing a warewolf mask, smoking a cigarette.
I have a friend that lived in LA for a while. She used to change whole outfits on her way from audition to audition. Not just a shirt, whole outfits. pants,tops, whole dresses, shoes. everything. then she would also touch up her makeup. pretty crazy
I once saw a guy with a magazine in one hand and his manhood in the other while he was driving.
North bound I5 70 mph, douche bag Playing A Violin!
I often eat Chinese food while driving with chop stick and steer with my legs
My cousin knits with two hooks and drives with her knees
I saw a guy playing a ukalaylee while driving. I have video of it for proof. MORON. Calin in Kent.
I've seen two separate men in just the last week shaving while driving.... I've even seen a guy reading the paper while driving... Stupid
I've seen women eating bowls of cereal putting on makeup and even reading books while driving
I saw a fat chick on I-5 double fisting 2 cheese burgers and a phone on her shoulder pretty god dam funny
my dad is the worst he drives a manual car and will have his small dog in his lap, eat a burger, smoke a cigarett, and hold his drink between his legs all at the same time
My wife and I conceived our first child while driving on the highway, cruise control baby!
Pierced my dad's ear. He was driving
i saw a guy driving with his FEET while fist pumping out the window rockin to sweet home alabama. tyson from elma,wa
Friend would play magic the gathering while driving!
I saw a bald guy with a jar of peanut butter and a wagging dog tail in Puyallup
Speaking of the Intern Challenge, here is today’s Video Blog. Spicolli has 60 seconds to get 3 strangers to spank him…will he do it?
We are back from the 3 day Labor Day weekendâ¦my head is a little tender as I pulled a dummy move and didnât put sun screen on my head right awayâ¦It stings anytime I try and scratch my head, which I am realizing I do a lot. Hmmmâ¦sun + bald head â sunscreen = stupid Steve. I was out in the sun because I got to go on a boat over the weekend. Yesâ¦Iâm On A Boat!
Thatâs right, my wife & I went on our friends boat in Port Orchard over the weekendâ¦what a blast. What is it about being in water that makes you 10 years old againâ¦at one point I was sitting on an inner-tube & as the tube bounced on the waves I think at one point I actually said âWeeeeeeâ¦this is fun.â
Billy Joe Armstrong was kicked off a plane because he refused to pull his pants upâ¦I donât know which part is more ridiculousâ¦a 40 year old man that is still wearing saggy pantsâ¦orâ¦the fact that there is a âno saggy pantsâ rule for flying on a plane. I could think of so many more important rules that should be implemented on a planeâ¦for instanceâ¦no tank tops should be worn by a guy. Why? I donât need to see your pitsâ¦hell smell your pitsâ¦when you are putting stuff up in the overhead bin.
Over the weekend we watched the movie Paul (Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, and Seth Rogan voiced the alien Paul)â¦what an awesome movieâ¦very funny!
Sad day for Hawks fansâ¦the hawks cut kicker Jeff Reedâ¦yupâ¦this guy wonât be a Hawkâ¦Belltown will be safe after all!
A recent survey found that workers in China are the most likely to lie about being sick in order to get a day off from work. 71% of Chinese workers admit that they've done that. That's about 20% more than in the U.S. This got me thinkingâ¦you know how some people will lie about being sick by saying âI ate some bad Chinese food last nightâ â do you think in China they say âI ate some bad American Food last nightâ¦that burger didnât sit well.â America finished fourth in the survey, in a dead heat with Canada. Based on this, what kind of lie have you told to get out of work? Here are some of the texts that we got:
In college I was working as an orientation counselor. I told them my best friend miscarried to go camping in Oregon
I said I fell down and had hurt my back really bad and could barely stand. I was actually at the top of the ski lift getting ready to snowboard. Phillip
I lived in Denver and called in saying I slid in a ditch and the tow truck took 4 hours. The next day I removed a hubcap for the "damage"
A co worker called in claiming his wife had died. She gave him a ride to work the following week.
Called in and claimed explosive diarrhea. I stayed home and smoked a joint and had sex all night instead. Worth it.
I told my boss that my house caught on fire and im looking for a new place to live little did he know i was out camping with my friends
I told my boss my grandmother died. Had the tears and everything. She gave me the weekend off and I went camping. Jen
Im handcuffed to my bed and cant find the keys...Kira from Java Juggs
To help put that text in perspectiveâ¦it came from this fine woman!
Many times in the morning I will say stupid thingsâ¦typically a break doesnât go by where I say something & immediately think to myselfâ¦âwowâ¦that was a stupid thing to say.â Typically though, I will move on to the next moment & not dwell on what I saidâ¦until today! Thanks to our buddy Garret for tweeting one of the more idiotic things I have said:
Yupâ¦I actually said: "some people have cousins that are like, family."
On last weekâs episode of Louie of FXâ¦Louie CK had a great stand up bit about working crappy jobs in your 20âs:
Based on thisâ¦many of us had to work a crappy job when we were youngerâ¦what about you? What was your crappiest job? What did you do? Here are some of the texts we got:
Had 2 inceminate cows all sumr long @ my uncles farm! We got it on with a few heffers while we were there! Now thats good luvn!
Bagging deer bait. Standing at the end of a belt holding a bag while carrots fall in it. Mind numbing.
When I was 18, I was a nursing asst & I used to wipe there butts,shower them & clean there dentures. Now.thats a crappy job. Jon Mata.
I'm a side sewer contractor. It's always a crappy job. No pun intended.
Mu first job was to work at a grocery store and the "initiation" was that all the managers would crap in the same toilet and you had to figure out how to clean it. Worst job ever!
Today's Video Blog features Vicky dressed up for a special date.
Dudeâ¦thanks Toppy for sending this! Apparently former NFL QB Doug Flutieâs daughter is now in the NFL! Yes, I said that rightâ¦and no, thankfully she is not an offensive linemanâ¦sheâs an NFL Cheerleader for dadâs old team!!!!! Check it out, your newest New England Patriots cheerleaderâ¦Alexa Flutie:
My reply to Toppy when he showed this to me: âI hope she plays the "skin flutie" (waka waka)
Over the weekend, Juneau Alaska native Brooke Collins saw a bear about to make a meal out of her beloved dog, Fudge. Collins, a purple-haired 22-year-old woman, had just let her dog out Sunday night when she heard it emit a horrifying bark. Looking outside, she saw a black bear holding Fudge in its paws and biting his neck. According to Collins, quote, "That bear was carrying her like a salmon," so ran out, punched the bear square in the nose and grabbed the dog. Her boyfriend came running out, and the shocked bear ambled away. Collins' boyfriend said the bear was shaking its head, seemingly shocked, after the confrontation. Fudge had some scratches, but was otherwise fine. Collins said, quote, "It was all so fast, It was a stupid thing to do, but I couldn't help it. ... I didn't want my dog to be killed."
Based on the fact that this woman punched out a bear to save her dogâ¦.what is the most bad ass thing you, or someone you know, have done? Here are some of the texts!
most bad assthing i have ever done was get shot in the chest twice at thte same time. while in Iraq
I was drunk and fell off a log with an full open cup, fell on my back and didnt spill a drop. Witnesses proved it
I saved my little cousin from drowning in a river in south Carolina
I know a guy who was inpouding a car got shot in the head still took car in then went hospital dude got fuck scars. True story man!!!!!!!!!!
Most bad-âAss thing I've done, U.S. Marine Corps '03-â07 with two combat tours of Iraq, don't think I'll ever top that either
My friends snake ate his wofes ring. He killed the sanke and stuck his hand down it to get the ring. He got it
Got stabbed through the hand with a knife during a fight and pulled it out myself.
The most badass thing I have done was save a 4 year old's life. He was running on a boat dock and fell into the lake and I ran over to him as he was struggling to stay above the water and I reached in and grabbed his arm and pulled him out. -â WOODWARD TRUCKER
Two years ago, at spanaway lake high school, there was a stabbing of one of my friends and I tackled the guy who stabbed my friend.
My dad found out a guy got my mom hooked on drugs so him myself and his buddy went over to the house he was at and broke both of his legs. I was about 14
I was driving my car with my friends kid and crashed but punched the airbag before it could crash into his little face.
My uncle once kicked john elways ass when he went to hoquim highschool in a football rivalry...no football game involved...patrick in olympia
This morning I mentioned that if I had a bathroom that was made to my likingâ¦I would have a sweet TV & cable in thereâ¦and a soft serve machine that only serves chocolate ice creamâ¦why? Because itâs funny. Everyone thought I was insane for saying thatâ¦hell check this text out:
I was eating when you said soft serve and almost threw up
But not everyone was hatingâ¦this texter had my back:
Steve, don't listen to them. A soft serve machine in the bathroom makes sense if you eat spicy food.
Today's Video blog features a buddy from another radio show!!!
Happy Birthday BJ Shea! Heâs celebrating the big Five One todayâ¦4 more years til he gets cheaper meals at Dennyâs!!!! So in honor of today being his day, I shared with him who he shares his birthday with:
Gloria Estefan - 54
DR. Phil - 61
Barry Gibb - 65
Engelbert Humperdinck - (1854 - 1921)
"Bam Bam" Bigelow - (1961 - 2007)
But most importantlyâ¦BJ shares his birthday with the star of films like: Cougars Take It Blackâ¦.Big Black Bubble Buttsâ¦and the porn parody called The Dirty Facts Of Lifeâ¦Itâs Jada Fireâs b-day too! Iâm assuming based on the other titles, she plays Tootie in the Facts Of Life porn.
Mono Nick made my morning! As we were talking about how Cher is asking people to stop being so mean to her transgendered son Chaz (heâs in the news because people are pissed he is going to be on Dancing With The Stars)â¦Nick walks in with one of his lists! Nick figures that all of the people that are calling ABC complaining about a transgendered person being on "Dancing with the Stars" must really bother Chaz Bono...so he came up with the Top 3 Things That Bother Chaz Bono.
--No matter which restroom he picks, someone's always upset.
--Deodorants that are made for a woman, and AREN'T strong enough for a man.
And the number 1 thing that bothers Chaz Bono:
--Trees. Oh...my bad, that's something that annoys SONNY Bono.
Nice job Nick!!!!
Speaking of gender confusionâ¦remember 4 years ago there were pix that were released of boxer Oscar De La Hoya where he was dressed like a chickâ¦he immediately denied those pix were her & someone must have photo shopped pictures of himâ¦.wellâ¦â¦â¦â¦
Turns out it was him!!!! Yes, after 4 years he finally admits it was him! Hahahahahahahaha He came out to admit that, as well as that he is going into rehab because of alcoholism, and cocain addictionâ¦well, that explains why he did it. He probably was drunkâ¦did a huge line of blow, and thought it would be funny to dress like this!
Huge thanks to Kevin Smith for joining us this morning to wish BJ a Happy Birthday, and to chat about his movie Red State being available On Demand as of today! Kevin also talked about his new movie Hit Somebody, which will be about hockeyâ¦and it will be 2 films! I offered my services to him to be in the filmâ¦Iâm guessing that since it is about hockey, he might be in need of an out of shape goaltender that gives up more goals than he saves, and is still learning how to stop on the iceâ¦if so, Iâm his guy!!!!
Speaking of hockey...RIP Wade Belak...he was found dead...what the hell! That's now the third bad ass hockey player to die recently...all were way too young!!!!!!
Speaking of hockey again...did you see the former Boston Bruin, Michael Ryder, that dropped the Stanley Cup when he set it on a table? Oh man you have to see this:
BJ brought this story up this morning about the annoying things that people do at work. PHere is the list:
1. Using the Speakerphone When You Dial. If you hit speakerphone, punch in the number, wait to hear a dial tone, THEN pick it up and start talking . . . don't be surprised if your co-workers hate you.
2. Checking Your Phone During a Meeting. Even if you're waiting on an important work email, your boss doesn't know that. It just looks like you're not paying attention. So don't do it.
3. Not Responding to Emails in a Timely Fashion. If you have to deal with 50 or 100 emails every day, you might not have time to respond to every single one in detail. But at least reply and let the person know you're on it.
4. Always Complaining About How Busy You Are. Chances are, EVERYONE is busy. So you just look like a whiner. Plus, it might make your boss think you can't handle a bigger workload. In other words, it might cost you a promotion.
5. Talking Yourself Up. Don't talk about your accomplishments in a meeting, or in a room with a bunch of co-workers. It'll make them resent you and think you're a brown-noser.
6. Not Cleaning Up After Yourself. After you use the kitchen, don't leave dirty dishes in the sink, or old food in the fridge.
Based on this list of the The Six Most Annoying Work Habits That Can Get You Firedâ¦Why do you hate your co-worker? Here are some of the texts we got:
I work at a nursing home and a Co worker has a disease and doesn't wash her hands
WHEN THEY COM BACK FROM BREAK STINKING LIKE CIGERETTE. I'm a non smoker. MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT ALL OVER THEM
My boss having sex with associates in the bathroom. Whore .....
My boss calls me while im on route because he is lonely. Up 2 4 times a day
Guy in the cube next to me eats ethnic food that smells terrible
Whistling! Whistle while your alone! no one wants to hear your stupid noises! Tim
My coworker falls asleep almost everyday first 2 hours of shift & again after lunch. Really bugs me cause he stays up all night playing video games. Not cool.
It's annoying when my co workers pretend to take aÂ poop so they can text
Today's Video Blog features the birthday boy...BJ Shea!
I read this story this morning and I question this guy, but who knows! A medical marijuana dispensary owner is suing Grays Harbor County for 15 million dollars because he says that a deputy forced a sexual relationship with him! Whoa!!!! According to news stories, Marcus Searls says that he was under the impression that the police were not going to bother his business because he was supposedly being protected by a deputyâ¦protected huh? He said that the deputy threatened to arrest him when he first opened the pot dispensaryâ¦unless he had sex with him! Nowâ¦the two of them met through Craigslist, had consensual sex at firstâ¦the deputies office says that the deputy admits that had a sexual relationship with Searls but maintains it was consensual. So if you are like me and wonder why he wants 15 million dollars? Wellâ¦Marcus wants $1 million for every time he claims a sheriff's deputy forced him to have sex! Hahahahaha! Now thatâs funny! Take it to the Peoples Courtâ¦itâs the case of the man that was âBoned In Order To get Stonedâ (waka waka).
Now even though that is a great story, it is no where near as great as another story I came acrossâ¦and this one only needs the headline in order to be the best story of the day, and I thank KIRO7.com for this headlineâ¦ladies & gentsâ¦here it is:
Man Shot In Buttocks In Tacoma
Last week, an Idaho state trooper pulled over a girl who was speeding and swerving on Interstate 15. Her name hasn't been released since she's a minor. When the cop approached the car, the teen told him she was 34 weeks pregnant, and had just gone into labor. She even had the baby bump to prove it. But as he talked to her a little more, it became clear what was really going on. She was LYING . . . she wasn't pregnant . . . and she'd just shoved something under her shirt to make her lie more believable. She was charged with inattentive driving and obstruction of an officer.
Whether it be to the authorities, or someone you knowâ¦what is the dumbest lie you told to get out of trouble? Here are some of the texts we got:
I beat a kid up at school and got in trouble. I told my parents i was high and didnt know what i was doing. But then i got in trouble for getting high.
Told my wife I got arrested for a dui so could stay out all night at the casino ... She believed me until her sisters boy friend who was with me spilled the beans
I got pulled over and the cop asked me where the fire was. I told him in my pants and lied about sleeping with unsavory women over the weekend. The cop laughed, told me to go to the clinic and let me go.
I ran away and told my parents I was kidnapped by a couple of guys and they were letting me call to let them know I was ok..........super fail
My boyfriend called in sick saturday for pain in the grass, as for the sunburn....he told everyone at work he started tanning! -tara from auburn
I lied and said i had cancer to get a chick in the sack and it workd
I was caught going 70 in a 35 and told the cop I had severe diarrhea
I WAS PULLED OVER SEVERAL TIMES FOR SPEEDING AND TOLD THE COP I WAS HURRYING FOR A BOOTY CALL. WORKED ALL BUT ONCE. DAMN FEMALE COPS!
It does work. My wife has gotten out of a speeding ticket when she said she was pregnant and had to go to the bathroom.
An ex coworker got drunk, missed work and did not call in. Told the boss he thought someone gave him a roofie the night before
I went to work high and our district manager was in. She was like whats wrong with your eye. I told her i was allergic to grass. She told me to stop smoking it.
I told my master I didn't like peanut butter anymore so he'd leave me alone - signed Lucy.
The members of Tupac Shakur's old hip-hop group The Outlawz were recently asked if the rumor was true that they smoked Tupac's ashes after he was murdered in 1996, and they said yes! They sprinkled it in a blunt & smoked it. Holy moly thatâs kinda awesome if you ask me!!! BJ asked if I would do that for him, and I said noâ¦but I would sprinkle a little bit on my salmon, kid of like Old Bay!!! We got this textâ¦which floored all of us:
We poured my buddies ashes in a btl of whiskey and passed it around not bad except some bone shards
So Chazz Bono will be the first transgendered contestant on Dancing With The Starsâ¦some people are opposed to this, which is dumb if you ask me. Who care if he does or doesnât have a schlong! I do hope that Chazz has a sense of humor with all of this controversyâ¦trust me when I say that if he dances to Aerosmithâs âDude Looks Like A Ladyâ he will win over a ton of new fans. I doubt he will though!
Earlier this month, 86-year-old Leroy Luetscher of Green Valley, Arizona was working in the yard. He was using a small pair of gardening shears to prune some bushes, and he dropped them. They landed on the ground, handles pointing up. When Leroy reached down to pick them up, he fell face-first. One of the handles went THROUGH HIS EYE SOCKET . . . behind his nose . . . and ended up mostly down his throat. The other side of the handle was still sticking out of his eye socket. He was rushed to University Medical Center in Tucson. Surgeons there somehow managed to remove the shears, completely rebuild his eye area, AND save his vision. It's been about four weeks since then, and Leroy still has bruising and some minor damage . . . but he can see out of the eye. Check out the X-Ray...it's intense!!!
Based on this...we had to ask: What stupid thing did you or someone you know do to end up in the emergency room? Here are some of the texts we received:
When I was 7, I ran into a parked car on my 3-âwheeler! Broke my arm in half and split my chin open. Good times!!.... Rock on! Kaitlin
My buddy jumped off his roof with a garbage bag parachute. Wasnt pretty. -â logan on Whidbey
Hey guys I was riding on the roof of a car and my cousin was on the hood and the genius chick driving decided to slam on the brakes so me and my cousin flew off the car .I sat at saint joes for 6 hours for a broken rib. The drunkin gorilla
Tried a backflip on a trampoline and broke my eye socket with my knee cap
I was sledding behind a truck and hit a tree headfirst going 30 mph, no helmet cause "it would have blocked my vision. The tree one and i got a fractured skull.
Putting air in my Jeep tires and got into a fight with the air hose and lost. Went to ER with a broken leg. I pulled on the hose and it pulled back!
I smoked some fake pot called spice, ended up having a seizure and was on life support for a day and a half because the seizure was so intense
I once squirted super glue into my eye, missed the eyelid completley, straight to the eyeball its self. I had to rub a vasaline like stuff in my eye for a week.
Stepdad put a chainsaw about 4 inches into my fore arm.... 20 Stitches. 2 Days of non paid work and a $1200 doctor bill. That's what we get for trying to trim trees for mothers day
My husband put a glow stick in the microwave to "reactivate" it. the glow stick blew up in his face/eyes when he pulled it out. emergency room with 4 kids plus him. sucked. but soooooo funny now!
I was riding "bitch" behind my buddy on a scooter through our neighborhood. 30 mph and a sharp turn later, i was sliding across the road with my face. â Andrew
When I was 3 years old, I attempted to take a piss in the tiolet on my own. Well I could barely get my unit over the lip of the tiolet and the seat came down and smashed my action. Blood backed up into my bladder, they had to operate on me it fix my action. Bill, bellevue
My owner got a little to ruff playin leapfrog i hate it when he lands short, stinky
Today's Video Blog is an Intern Challenge!!! For this weeks Challenge, our intern Spicolli has 60 seconds to get a random strange to belch for him. Do you think he will do it?
So Facebook is no longer going to be permitted for people behind bars! The Washington State Department Of Corrections is talking with Facebook to have inmates accounts disabled…so sadly those guys will have to “poke” each other the old fashioned way! Waka Waka!
I have 2 nominees for today’s dumbass in Washington State…the first is a guy that a guy that our ran cops in Yakima on his motorcycle was eventually caught. How was he caught? Ell, dum dum decided to brag about it on his Facebook page…what a moron! Stick to writing about what you had for dinner when it comes to status updates. He also had pix of his motorcycle on his page & it matched the one that got away from the cops. The second nominee comes from Lynden…this genius doused gasoline on a beehive in a tree…and when he lit it…it caused an EXPLOSION!!! He singed the tree & killed the bees, but besides his brain cells…no one else was hurt. Now why did he do that? Well…a bee stung his buddy, and he was retaliating!!!! Hahahaha!!!! I love what the fire chief had to say about it… “The correct way to do that is to call the beekeeper.”
Great news fellow fans of Hope Solo, and by fans…I don’t mean that you admire her goalie skills in soccer (she was the US women’s goalie)…I mean you admire her sexiness…it will be on display this year on Dancing With the Stars…yup…the former U-Dub Husky will be rocking next to nothing when it comes to attire as she tries to do splits and gets lifter in the air! The true highlight of the new cast though is not Hope…it’s Chaz…Chaz Bono! Yes, Dancing With the Stars will have their first transgender contestant! Awesome…this is a must watch!
I know I am late to the party, but man do I love 2 & A Half Men…that is one funny show…I now get why it’s done so well in the ratings…the wife & I watch it whenever it’s on TV these days. Another show we are late to & we now love…How I Met Your Mother! Hilarious show…NPH rules on the show.
Wow...the Hawks finally traded Kelly Jennings. He's off to Cincy...bummer...who are we going to have play cornerback & watch the other teams wide receivers run over now?
President Obama has a 67-year-old uncle, Onyango Obama, who lives in Framingham, Massachusetts. And on August 24th, Onyango was arrested for DUI. The cops pulled him over when he plowed through an intersection in his SUV. He blew a .14 on the breathalyzer, which is almost double the legal limit. This is my favorite part… when they asked him if he wanted to make a phone call, Onyango said, "I think I will call the White House." The White House didn't have a comment yet on Onyango's arrest . At the end of the day though…this is pretty embarrassing for the President, so based on this…we asked when was there a time that either you embarrassed a family member, or they embarrassed you? Here are some of the texts we got:
I went camping at a lake and my uncle refilled my sunblock with nair
When my grandparents stayed with me they had sex on my bed and got caught. I wish I could flip my mattress more than once
Had to fire my uncle for a dirty u.a. Only to have him arrested 6 months later for stealing from my grandmother his mom
My sis had the DEA storm my parents house.
Three days before we left for my wedding in Vegas, my aunt aand to my work to inform me that my Cushman and cousin wasnt able to go because he went to rehab.
ex husband got f'd up and tried 2 sleep w/my best friend's 17 year old sister... 3 times in one night.
Sunday at safeway my 8 year old son see's a sexy chick in line behind us and asked me daddy do you want sex with her like you and mommy do. Sooo embaressing.
Was going to introduce my girlfriend to my father for the first time we walked in on him getting it on with a male blow up doll
I secretly set up a cam in the exercise room with the pole,and caught dad doing a routine to avril lavene, sara
I caught my dad chasing the neighbors dog down the street with his pants down holing a jar of peanut butter. From lucy in puyallup
my husband likes to dress in womens clothing. one time he made his assistant nick return one of his bras -signed Kathy
My dad once came out during a party wearing nothing but peanut butter and calling my name...lucy
Former Skid Row singer Sebastian Bach’s New Jersey home was flooded due to hurricane Irene, and he lost a ton of cool rock memorabilia. Sebastian talked about it on his Facebook page. He said, "I am numb, in shock, and devastated to report that my home of 21 years, my house featured on 'MTV Cribs', has been destroyed, condemned, and deemed uninhabitable due to the extreme flooding courtesy of Hurricane Irene…Gone are irreplaceable items, such as my KISS Gargoyles from the 1979 tour…KISS pinball machine…Skid Row master tapes, video & audio, concerts, master tapes [and] boxes and boxes of one of a kind Skid Row memorabilia, from the first tour to our last, all stuff I collected on the road that no one else had. It's all over now. I will always love New Jersey, but now there is literally nothing left for me here except memories of a past life. Hello, Los Angeles. Hello, new life. Here I am. It's time for a new start. Like I have a choice.” Dang that sucks for Sebastian…the odd part is that he posted a few pix of the flood damage, and hundreds of people “Liked” those photos??? What is to like of a picture that destroyed some cool stuff for the guy? Some people are WAY too “like” happy!!!! Based on this…what is something from your personal collection that you would absolutely hate to lose? What is something you have lost that still bums you out? Here are some of the texts we got:
Would hate to lose my guitar autographed by pearl jam
I would never want to lose the knife my father gave me before i shipped out for a 3yr tour of the persian gulf. I carried that knife every single
I would hate if I lost my katana which I received as a gift from my sensei when I was training in japan. It was made in 1617 and it means the world to me.
Lost ALL my original wedding photos when our drug dealer neighbor stole my computer and Every other electronic in our house :(
My gold plated Chipper Jones 1995 rookie card autographed and in mint condition was stolen last week by most likely a family member, its worth 15000 right now
Would not want to lose my picture with Matt Hasselbeck taken right before their super bowl season
My 1886 double barrell shotgun that my dad left to me after he died was stolen. I was to give it to my son....
If I lost my home made Steve The Producer blow up doll I swear I would give up on life. That's the only thing keeping me going in life. -Brad
He had amazing fantasy number 15 in that house!! (spider man # 1)
i couldnt handle loseing my 1980s carvin bass . hot rod red. i would cry a little if i lost my les paul or flying v. but the bass is amazing and a custum
This may sound stupid but I've been collecting alcohol bottles since I turned 21. They have never been opened and some items you can't get anymore. ~Ninja
I would hate to lose my signed Henrik Zetterberg and Nick Lidstrom Red Wings jerseys
BJ, I have a KISW FM 100 coffee mug I've had for over 25 years.
autographed dirt cd. All the original members signed it...
Today's Video Blog features Toppy checking out the Avanti Markets for the first time!
Thanks to everyone that came out to Pain In The Grassâ¦what an awesome timeâ¦so many cool moments. First offâ¦Queensryche kicked the day off with a really cool acoustic performanceâ¦they sounded great! Witchburn proved why they are one of the coolest stoner rock bands out these daysâ¦I have a feeling that this will be a great year for those ladies & gents! I decided to wear my new CM PUNK shirt (thanks Humbler & Chris for it!), and that was a great ice breaker not only with concert-goers, but with the bandsâ¦one of the guys from All That Remains is a huge WWE fan, and him & I b.s.âed for a good 20-30 minutes about wrasslin! Thanks to a Rock-A-Holic named Matt for sending this to meâ¦ here I am with a fella named Shaun, who got the email to match haha!
One of the highlights for me was thanks to Five Finger Death Punchâ¦first off, those guys tore it up on stageâ¦they were so bad ass, and the place went nuts when they kicked into Bad Companyâ¦
But this was the coolest momentâ¦right before they kicked into their new song âUnder & Over Itââ¦they brought a father & son up on stage out of the pit to watch the rest of the setâ¦check this outâ¦dang I love this song!!!!
So not only did 5FDP kick ass on stage, but they were beyond cool backstageâ¦seriously coolâ¦I wasnât expecting them to show up to our interview backstage & punch us in the face or anything, but I was pleasantly surprised by how down to earth & cool they were. Here I am kicking it with Zoltan Bathoryâ¦this guy is not only great on the guitar, but he is a medal winning Martial Artist, so you donât want to mess with the Zoltan (waka waka).
I wasnât the only one that was impressed by how cool 5FDP wasâ¦here is a text we got this morning:
I ran into five fingers singer in the beer garden! Bought him a beer he was awesome
KoRn brought it to close the night! No matter how many times I hear this song, Iâll never get sick of itâ¦ARRRRRE YOU READY???
Another highlight for me was when Steve The Thrill Hill and I acted like fools on stageâ¦why? Because we can. Thrill convinced everyone on the lawn to do the wave, and I asked everyone if they were having an âAverage timeâ, and got everyone to chant âAVERAGEâ â hilarious!!
Is it me or is Entourage having an âaverageâ season? Itâs their final season, and I still love the show, and there are still great moments on the showâ¦but itâs missing somethingâ¦itâs almost like they have one awesome moment written into the showâ¦fill the rest of the episode with some good stuff, and end it with that awesome moment so that you canât wait to see next weeks episodeâ¦only for them to repeat the same type of episode again. I still say they need to have Vince die of an overdoseâ¦that would be the ultimate ending, but I doubt they will as they have plans of an Entourage movie.
Am I the only one that watched the Video Music Awards last night? Okâ¦what I meant wasâ¦am I the only person in their 30âs that watched the VMAâs? Yupâ¦I figured. Not to rehash an old joke, but I havenât watched MTV much in the last 10 yearsâ¦do they even play videos? I almost think You Tube should have broadcasted the VMAâs as that is where I go to watch music videos these daysâ¦that, and On Demand on my X-Finity. I really canât say that my wife and I watched the VMAâsâ¦we pretty much did what we do every yearâ¦we DVR itâ¦start watching it an hour into the show, and fast forward through pretty much everything. We typically only watch the live performances, as they are entertaining. For instanceâ¦I am not a fan of Chris Brown, but his performance was awesome!! The dude flew during the performance, doing flips in the air as he was attached to some wires. There was one part that sucked during his routineâ¦ he did some âlooking at the pastâ moment & had Nirvanaâs âSmells Like Teen Spiritâ playâ¦that was dumbâ¦Iâm shocked they didnât cut to Dave Grohl in the audienceâ¦then again, I doubt MTV wants to show someone projectile vomitâ¦unless itâs Jackass of course! Foo Fighters won a VMAâ¦that was cool. Here are some of my thoughts from watching the VMAâs:
What was up with Lady GaGaâ¦I knowâ¦typically we donât expect much from her, but she was super stange last night. She dressed like a guy for her performance, pretending to be Lady GaGaâs ex âJoe Calderoneâ (if memory serves me correct, Joe Calderone was once a big wig for MTV, so that a odd inside joke)â¦her song was what it was, and the best part was when Brian May of Queen came on toward the end of the performance to shred on guitarâ¦.they did cut to Dave Grohl at that moment, and his reaction to Brian May being up there was like he just saw his fave super hero fly into his bedroomâ¦it was cool to see him get that excited.
Jonah Hill was there, and he has lost a bunch of weightâ¦he was pretty funny on stage goofing on people that say he isnât funny since he lost weight.
Jay Z and Kanye West made me not want to see them when they come to Tacomaâ¦I was on the fence to see them as I do like both artists, but the performance was sloppy & unlistenableâ¦plus I donât did their new CD, âWatch The Throneâ, very much. Is Katy Perry intentionally trying to not look hot? Her purple hair is nasty.
This Adele woman is pretty awesome. I havenât listened much to her musicâ¦but her voice is incredible, and her performance was awesomeâ¦it was bare, simple, and served the song perfectly.
I loved the performance by this new band called Young The Giant, they brought fans with them from their hometown to rock out to their performance of âMy Bodyâ â it was a great idea as they gave off a fun live feel, although I am pretty sure the singer was baked out of his mind!
There was a cool tribute to Amy Winehouseâ¦Russel Brand was great on the mic, giving us a glimpse into her personality & talents as opposed to being somberâ¦they then cut to Tony Bennett, who was dry humping Snookie, ok not reallyâ¦Tony talked about working with Amy & played a clip of the song he recorded with her before she diedâ¦it sounded real good.
Speaking of the Foo Fighters, I finally saw that documentary on them called âBack & Forthâ, and WOWâ¦that is a damn good movieâ¦it was on the Palladia channel yesterday, and you should track this documentary down & watch it.
This morning BJ brought up a story where 40% of people would leave a car dealership if they donât have the car they want in the color they wantâ¦and it also said that Silver is the most popular color car. I never realized that, but when I looked outside our building (we over look I-5), and almost every car was silver or gray!!!! BJ then shared a story about how when he was looking for a car, the dealer said to not get silver because in this climate where we are overcast/foggy a lotâ¦so other cars might not see the silver car and crash into it!!! I was dumbfounded by that theoryâ¦I guessed the dealer didnât have a silver one in stock & made that story up so BJ would get a different colorâ¦but we got a lot of texts from people that said that they heard the same thing. Hellâ¦we even got this as a text:
Its true.....i work for ins co
This also led to a slew of textsâ¦some serious, and some having funâ¦here are some of the texts we got:
Was driving my wifes silver car this morn in the fog and the deer didn't see me....lol
Does that mean since I live in Florida & it's sunny all the time should I not drive a yellow car since it might blend in with the sunshine?
I've lived here all my life. Gray and white cars are harder to see when it's overcast and foggy.
I'm wearing gray, I was almost hit crossing IN the crosswalk
im a professional driver i agree white and gray cars are harder to see in the rain and the fog
I totally believe that silver cars get hit more. I drive a silver car and almost get hit all the time!
That's funny now that you mention it. Every effin car is silver
Dont buy black, u might hit it at night.
I have an orange car and im from arizona... Used to almost get hit all the time!
I have gray hair and birds are always flying into my head
When I was little my mom got backed into and the old guy said he couldn't see the car because the white car blended into the snow
Just passed two silver cars that were in a fender bender on 405. Tracey
Here is my favorite of all the textsâ¦we got this one:
I have a silver Acura and was almost hit just this morning... Jessika
And soon after I read that, we got this text:
Jessica in the silver car was almost hit because she was texting while driving.
Todayâs Video Blog features BJ, Vicky B, and The Rev at PAX this past weekend!
Hope to see you all at Pain In The Grass tomorrow…yes…it’s tomorrow!!!! For those going to the show, here are the times that all of the bands are playing at the White River Amphitheater tomorrow!
1:55 -- Like A Storm
2:35 -- Witchburn
3:15 -- Loaded
4:10 -- All That Remains
5:05 -- Hinder
6:10 -- Chevelle
7:20 -- Five Finger Death Punch
8:30 -- Queensryche
9:30 -- KoRn
With his surprise resignation as CEO of Apple on Wednesday, Mono-Nick thought it'd be a good time to look at the Top 3 Things You Didn't Know About Steve Jobs:
--As a kid his Little League coach told him there was no "i" in "team". So he vowed then and there to add an "i" to as many words as he could.
--Ever since his wedding night, his wife nicknamed him "Microsoft."
and the number 1 Thing You Didn't Know About Steve Jobs
--His nickname in high school was "Hand".
That was good Mono-Nick…I love his lists…I also love as he was leaving after dropping that #1 joke…he said “At least his nickname wasn’t Rim!” Wow, wow, wow. Hahahaha!!!!!
A new survey by Staples found that 35% of iPad owners use it when they're on the toilet. I think that I will think twice before asking anyone if I can check their iPAD out…is there an app to avoid fecal matter? The Fecal-App! This got us talking…guys look for anything & everything to kill time while on the throne….I have a drawer full of magazines (Hockey News, WWE Magazine, and Psychology oday…yes…I subscribe to those 3 & it makes all the sense in the world to me)….and my latest time killers have been Angry Birds, and the new HBO Go App…I can watch Entourage on the toilet!!!! So what about you…how do you kill time while on the crapper? Here are some of the texts we got:
I play angry birds for 30mins on average
Solitare on my phone while pooping
My sister and i always play games on our phones or read while on the toilet. Always have. – laura
I can't take a growler without my tablet. Its to boring without anything to do. I don't wanna think about my dump i wanna play freekin games! Jon from Kirkland
Im a 38 yo gal. I play handheld yatzee ;)
I'm female and I love to FB on the toilet.
I'm a woman and I text u guys in the morning and the mens room in the afternoon while using the restroom and listening to KISW. I love u guys.
I do a lot of tweeting... We call it shweeting
I smoke a bowl it helps everything move properly jesse
I heard Eddie Van Halen started writing one of the Van Halen albums on the can. Is this true??
I have a PsP that never leaves the bathroom. I have over 12 seasons of madden logged on it. My Steeler team is undefeated!!! Yea Toppi!!!!!
hey this is caitlin. I don't kill time on the throne. I can drop a duece in under 2 minutes. No time to kill
I paint my toes and answer emails...can't forget drinking my beer after a long day...Francine
I practice ukelle when I go to the bathroom
Dimebag Darrell kept a guitar in his bathroom and wrote a lot of riffs in there. -The Bearded Trucker
Today's Video Blog features food...and Vicky risks her life because of the Sun!
Uh ohâ¦our Java Juggs friends are in trouble AGAIN!!! One of the Baristas just got in trouble at the stand for allegedly doing sexually explicit dances at Java Juggs!!! According to the Seattle PI news storyâ¦a detective got coffee from a girl that said she once worked at Rickâs Strip Club (sweet)â¦and asked the undercover detective: â"Are you a naughty boy?" The stand allegedly has a stripper pole in itâ¦.Stripper Pole at a coffee standâ¦GENIUS!!!!! This is funny, because I remember when those girls sent us pix of themâ¦one of the pictures was of a barista and she had her hand on a poleâ¦I was wondering if that was a stripper poleâ¦it looks like it was!!!!!
Now I donât know if the girl that was busted was that girlâ¦hopefully not! I also hope it wasnât one of the lovely ladies that stopped by after the show a few weeks back with coffee:
This happened while we were offâ¦and I just had to share it because itâs that awesomeâ¦On Monday night, the Mets were playing the Phillies in Philadelphia. And as the Mets wrapped up the bottom of the fourth inning, Outfielder Angel Pagan felt something going on in his stomach and knew it was âbathroom time.â One problemâ¦He was scheduled to be the third batter that inning. He told the trainer he had to hit the bathroom and he'd rush so he could be done in time to bat. Howeverâ¦when the two guys before him got out quickly, he realized he was going to be late to his at-bat. The crowd started booing and he finally got out to the field after a short delay. He quickly grounded out to end the inningâ¦and after that, the manager pulled him and put a different player in center field. This is the best part of the storyâ¦.After the game, Pagan and the manager had a meeting and smoothed over the diarrhea incident.
The dating site OKCupid has come up with a list of America's most promiscuous cities: They looked at the profiles on their site, and which cities had the highest percentage of people seeking "Casual sex" as their preferred type of relationship. Based on that, the most promiscuous city in America is our pals down southâ¦Portland, Oregon. In second place is another city in the Pacific Northwestâ¦yupâ¦props to all of us here as Seattle, Washington came in at #2!!! Here's the rest of the top ten.
3. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
4. Miami, Florida
5. San Francisco, California
6. Dallas, Texas
7. San Bernardino, California
8. Denver, Colorado
9. San Diego, California
10. Houston, Texas
We asked for people in the NW to share their ultimate moments of being promiscuousâ¦here are some of the texts we got:
In the matter of a month and a half I slept with each a mother, her daughter, and the daughters best friend
I am a chubby bunny! In a month I've been known to have about 8 partners... favorite story is when I got a gay couple in bed twice!! -âHales does Puyallup
I have told this story on the mens room before. I once nailed three cheerleaders all from the same team at three separate places but all in the same day
Right after my wife left me I nailed 13 girls in that first month. Including her best friend, sister, my best friends little sister at same time as her best friend...My best story... At the 512 McDonald's at noon parked between two lakewood police cruisers I had some lovin in the back seat of my car. Yeah... Good times.
We talked about this great story of customer serviceâ¦Peter Shankman is a entrepreneur and investor out of New York, and last week, he was flying to Newark airport after a meeting in Tampa, Florida. And he was in the mood for some steak. Before his flight, he jokingly tweeted to Morton's Steakhouse, quote, "Hey Mortons, can you meet me at Newark airport with a porterhouse when I land in two hours? K, thanks J.â How awesome is thisâ¦they did!!!! When he got to his car after the flight, a waiter was there from the Morton's in Hackensack, New Jersey, with a steak, shrimp, a side of potatoes, bread, two napkins, and silverware. Now does it hurt that Shankman has more than 100,000 Twitter followers and a fairly popular blog? It probably made their decision easierâ¦but still doesn't cheapen what they did. I need to try thisâ¦
âBoy, work was rough today @DejaVuSeattle â¦please show up to my work with Sugar & Lexy, and a stripper pole!â
When this story first came out, many people didnât believe itâ¦so this got us thinkingâ¦what is one story that you tell that no one believes, even though it is 100% true? Here are some of the texts we received:
The true story that noone blieves for me is that I did shots of yager with Curt Cobain and Chris Novaselec at Cowboy Bobs tavern in Westport in 1990
That I killed a Snow goose with another Snow Goose during hunting season while it was running through the employee parking lot at a farm. I beat the running goose with the one I was carrying Ken
My friend was robbed on my 16th bd, 2 guys, sawed off shotgun & a machete, cops and dogs, thought it was a prank at first but not, no one believes!
No on believes that I have been kicked out and banned from bill gates house for opening a secret door wile I was working at his house. Epic win. Joey at rolhing
That I met Michael Jackson. I was leaving a Sinatra concert at the Greek theatre in LA and we walking next to me. He was really tall.
Nobody believes me when I say that Vicky B and I are soul mates even though we never met. Love girl. â Raynaldo
I rode on a unicorn with Dio and we slayed mermaids and kill dragons together -De Toast
That i met pres clinton and diff story that i woke up naked in a palm tree in puerto rico
NOBODY believes I datedÂ Geoff Tates daughter in high school.
No one believes that my man likes nutella peanut butter over jiffy Lucy the producer
Last weekend was Hempfest, and our very own Jeetz was there to talk to those that attended. Here is Jeetz On the Streets:
So a website put out a list of the 10 ugliest NFL players of all timeâ¦and congrats Hawks Fansâ¦we have 3 of the 10 on the list!!!! 2 are relatively new, and 1 of them we got last yearâ¦but stillâ¦they represent the 206. Check out the article here, itâs a pretty funny slideshow!
Yesâ¦we came in at #9 with newly acquired Atari Bigby, #4 with Beast mode Marshwn Lynch, and #1â¦yesâ¦#1 with a doozyâ¦.we just got him from the Raidersâ¦Paul McQuistan (I love that his brother Pat from the Dolphins came in at #2).Â Here are pix of the Hawks players...#1, #4, and #9 respectively:
Sometimes I get easily distracted in the morning while prepping for the showâ¦I am a huge fan of this band called Manchester Orchestra, and I came across their latest music video for the song âVirginââ¦itâs a great song, and when I read the back story on the video, it made me appreciate the video even moreâ¦ I guess the video was made by a fan of the band as a school project...he showed it to them, they loved it, and made it their official music video. Itâs the coolest music video I have seen in a whileâ¦and I love that a fan made it!
Next thing ya know, I get sucked into the black hole of You Tube...and watch their live performance of the song on Letterman...this is damn cool too. The choir is a great touch...but the drummer is damn cool....especially when he kicks back in after the Brooklyn Youth Chorus breaks it down!
The highlight of this video has to be Letterman's "come and see me when you graduate" comment to the choir...and the reaction of Manchester Orchestra's singer was priceless!!!!
A website called Uproxx.com has put together a list of the 50 Most Entertainingly Craptacular Films of All Time.
They gave the top spot to "Road House" for being the most entertaining movie with the least artistic value EVER! Here's the Top 50 . . .
1. Road House
5. They Live
6. Independence Day
7. Shoot 'Em Up
8. Bad Boys
9. Varsity Blues
10. Maximum Overdrive
11. Deep Blue Sea
12. Red Scorpion
13. Final Destination
14. Con Air
15. Conan the Barbarian
16. Toxic Avenger
17. The Rock
19. Over the Top
21. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze
22. Cruel Intentions
24. National Treasure
25. My Bloody Valentine 3D
26. Grandma's Boy
29. Basket Case
31. Idle Hands
33. The Big Hit
36. The Mummy
37. The Specialist
39. Next of Kin
40. Snakes on a Plane
41. The Last Action Hero
42. Drive Angry 3D
43. Pitch Black
44. Demolition Man
46. Very Bad Things
48. Fired Up!
49. Fire Down Below
50. Missing in Action
So based on this, What's your favorite crappy movie? What is one movie that you know sucks, but you love it anyway? For me, itâs Pootie Tang (Sep-A-Tow)â¦here are some of the texts we received:
Kiss meets the phantom of the park
Big trouble in little china... Modeled my life after Jack Burton!
Critters 1 and 2... so b rated yet, I loved it as a kid
Demolition man, terrible movie butt I watch it every time its on
Hey Bj. My favorite craptacular movie is Spaced Invaders!
spaceballs, so dumb it was funny. Loved it
Mac and me!! it was a cheap version of ET Shane in maple valley
A night at the Roxbury
Balls of fury
I nominate "The Kentucky Fried Movie" as the most craptacular movie.
Foot fist way
Short Circuit is horrible but I just can't stop watching it.. -Sharief-
I love both actors but any movie by Steven Seagal or stone cold steve Austin. Toppy impression welcomed RED THE CHICKEN MAN
Gonna get u sucka
Its a tie between Shoot em Up and toxic avenger . Cajun
Howard the duck crappy graphics I loved it everyone I know thinks is dee dee dee *ManBearAwesome*
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Shakes the clown
You gotta throw "youngblood" on your list!
THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE!!!!!!!
Today's Video Blog features Vicky B. at the Seattle Tattoo Expo:
A new study out of Michigan State University figured out the three types of lies that are okay to tell when you're filling out your online dating profile . . . here they are:
1. Small exaggerations. If you're 5-foot-9, it's okay to list yourself with an inch or an inch-and-a-half difference. Basically, if the average person couldn't eyeball the difference, the lies are alright.
2. Things you can hide. Let's say you're a casual smoker. You know a lot of people list "No smoking" as an important trait. So if you think could meet someone, and quit without them ever knowing, just say you're a "non smoker."
3. Idealized things that are going to come true. If you fill out your profile when you're in the middle of a diet, it could be okay to list a slimmer body type . . . because by the time you go on a date with someone, it could be true.
Those were the only three lies that were universally accepted . . . everything else studied came off as TOO deceptive. That included using old photos, making big exaggerations, and even lying about your hobbies.
As I look at this listâ¦1 & 3 are fineâ¦whatever, but I would like to strike #2â¦thatâs b.sâ¦.if you smoke, casual or not, you should list it!
Based on 3 lies that are acceptable in online datingâ¦what was the biggest lie that you told someone that you dated? For meâ¦I told my now wife, âYeahâ¦I kind of like wrestlingâ¦I watch it from time to time.â Here are some of the good texts we have received:
Biggest lie I've told a girl that I wasn't much of a gambler, when if fact, I've played in the World Series of Poker the last 3 years and counting......Chris R
this guy told me he was a hellicopter pilot online. i met him and ended up finding out he was a checker at fred meyer. he didnt tell me, i went through his line. -âbethany-
when i was in vegas i pretended to be a chiropractor who works only on elderly people IT GOT ME SOME ASS :) next time im going to be a whale boat captain
Hey guys, tim from bonnay lake here, when i was living in california i was talking to a girl who claimed to be deaf, her lie tanked when she said we should hang out in person, she didnt know any sign languange and she didnt know that i am fluent in asl, i called her out and left
The guy told me he was british. And he faked a accent and everything. Soon enough I figured out he was just an American with Italian heritage.
Guy said he was into sushi. Met at an upscale sushi place and he didn't know what to order. Had only ever had california roll!
I met a guy online -â not a dating site -â who told me that the mother of his 3 year old son was dead.....she wasn't.
It told me it was a woman! Damn trannies! The adams apple should have been a dead giveaway! ~ turd burglar from spanaway~
Of course the Lucy jokes started rolling inâ¦..
Biggest lie I ever told: I told my wife lucy and I didn't know why all the peanut butter was gone in a day.
When Steve told me it was a hotdog with peanut butter.
That he wasn't having sex with the dog. But I found peanut butter on both there noses AWESOME THE PRODUCER
So Linda Hogan, Hulk Hoganâs ex, claims that Hulk went gay with another popular wrestkler from the 80âs -- She says that Hulk & Brutas The Barber Beefcake were not just close buddies, but they also were intimate! If she is telling the truthâ¦who better for Hulk-A-Mania to run wild on, than a guy with the last name of Beefcake?? Hulk & Brutas sounds like the names of a gay tag team after all!!!!Â
Gives a whole new meaning to this picture:
The texts flew in on this subject:
You're questioning whether wrestling is gay???!!! A bunch of buff actors in speedos... Really? Still not sure?
Maybe hulk dropped the leg, when beefcake busted out the "barber Pole"
It was the 80's there was a lot of coke flowing
But then the ultimate question came inâ¦
Hey steve! Would you watch a gay porn between the hulk and brutis?
I, of course, said no, but Toppyâs followup got me thinkingâ¦âwhat if they were in their wrestling gear?â Okâ¦still noâ¦umâ¦but would a title of some sort be up for grabs? This got me thinkingâ¦some of the nicknames these guys make ya wonder if there was a hidden meaning:
Greg âThe Hammerâ Valentine
Rick âThe Modelâ Martel
âMacho Manâ Randy Savage
âBam Bamâ Bigelow
Andre âThe Giantâ
Jake âThe Snakeâ Roberts
âRavishingâ Rick Rude
âMy. Wonderfulâ Paul Orndorff
âMr Perfectâ Curt Henning
Jesse âThe Bodyâ Ventura
âLeapingâ Lanny Poffo
âNature Boyâ Ric Flair
Hmmmâ¦. The list could go on & on & on!
We just came across an interesting story that has compiled the names celebrities have given their penisâ¦yesâ¦their penisâ¦here are some of the better ones:
--HUGH JACKMAN recently revealed on "Leno" that he calls his OLD JAMES ROGER.
--JOHN MAYER infamously referred to his penis as a WHITE SUPREMACIST, and also compared it to racist politician DAVID DUKE . . . because it prefers white girls.
--Fans of "Celebrity Apprentice" learned this past season that GARY BUSEY calls his manhood BIG WEDNESDAY. Itâs the title of a surfing movie he did in 1978, and it refers to, quote, "the mythical day when the greatest, cleanest, most transcendent wave of all will come."
--In his autobiography "Scar Tissue", RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS singer ANTHONY KIEDIS revealed his genital nickname to be ANTOINE THE SWAN.
--RAINN WILSON of "The Office" revealed his wiener's nickname on Twitter. He calls it the FAIL WHALE.
--STEVE-O calls his JULIUS . . . just because he thinks it's a funny name.
-- CHAD OCHOCINCO, might just have the best nickname of them all. On the VH1 show "Perfect Catch", he revealed that he calls his penis . . .RUSSELL THE LOVE MUSCLE.
All guys at some point have named their memberâ¦what is your name for yours? Or how about you ladies? Did YOU nickname your man's member? What do you call it? Or have you named your lady parts? What did you name them? Here are some of the texts we got:
I call my penis sir pokes a lot
I named my man's The Captain! He can demand my ship any day!!
my name is benny and my ex called my member big ben
my fiances package is KEN-âMER-âOPTIMUS PRIME name by me! Sophie
My boyfriend calls my package, Goldilocks, because its just right.
call my package " buddy and pals" but an ex called it "mr. Big"
My girlfriend & I refer to my equipment as "Big Jim & the twins" Rock on morning crew! -â Red Rooster
Stp's nickname 4 his special place is kibbles and bits-â-â lucy's favorite
I call it Ike, because my name is Mike
My ex called mind the big baby torpedo
It was named Ralph cause he pukes when excited.
My lady named my package the transformer, more that meets the eyes. Ak Alan.
Call my ex girlfriends part the milkshake. Cause it brings all the boys to the yard!
I call mine OJ cause I use him for stabbing white chicks
Named mine Pizza because everyone loves pizza.
And here is the greatest name ever...someone texted this:
I call my penis Steve The Producer
Today's Video blog features a few of us hanging at the Mariners game last Friday! Check out Toppy's sweet dance moves at the end!
Jani Lane, the former lead singer of Warrant, was found dead in his hotel room in Los Angeles yesterday. So far no cause of death has been released. He was 47. I have to say, Warrant will always remind me of my youth...my second concert was seeing Poison at the Meadowlands in New Jersey...and warrant opened for them. This was at the height of their success with Cherry Pie. You remember that song I bet?
I guess that song had something to do with his drinking issues...I remember him saying how he always hated that song, and the label pressured him to write that song...and he wrote it in about 15 minutes.
He mentioned in that interview that the album was originally going to be called "Uncle Tom's Cabin", and I get why he wanted to name the album after that song...the song kicks ass!!!! Yes, I said a Warrant song kicks ass.
What a strange day for the news of his passing to come out...today is "Black Friday", as it was 20 years ago today that Metallica's "The Black Album" came out. Ok, technically it's just called Metallica...but because the album is black, it's been called The Black Album. The CD has sold over 22 millions albums world wide...half of the CD has been released as hit singles. Man, this takes me back to being 16 again. I remember being a huge Metallica fan before this album came out...I loved Kill Em' All....Ride The Lightning...Master Of Puppets...and ...And Justice For All. These albums were the soundtrack to my teenage years. I remember how excited I was when my band attempted to cover Fade To Black, and I was able to nail the drums...I remember air drumming to Seek & Destroy. Lars Urlich's drumming helped teach me how to have a little more fun behind the kit with some off beat accents etc. The anticipation for Black Album was huge for me...I couldn't wait...seriously...I...COULD...NOT...WAIT!!!! When MTV premiered the first song off the album before it came out, I remember sitting in front of my TV all day to watch the video over and over. What video was it?
Yup...Enter Sandman...damn did this song blow me away. the drums...the riffs...the break down with the kid saying "Now I lay me down to sleep"...the creepy old man!!!! I know some people didn't like the less thrash, more rock feel of Metallica, but I was solt...100%! I bought the CD the day it came out...my parents wouldn't let me go to the record store the night before for the midnight sale...but I was there the minute the record store (The Wiz in Brooklyn NY) opened. I bought 2 copies...just in case if I wore one out, and so I could get 2 of the long cardboard boxes that they used to put CD's in. Those boxes served as great posters for the bands you loved...I used to cut the boz & put em on my wall in my room...so I wanted a second one for my locker when school started up again.
Remember midnight sales? man the internet has really killed a lot of cool things from back in the day. yes...I'm sounding older by the minute.
I listened to that CD on repeat all day, all night, for weeks on end. Sad But True was my joint...I air drummed to that all the time, and to this day, when that song comes on the Rock, I get excited for that musical pause...into the drum fill back into the song!!!!
Wherever I May Roam had to be my favorite song on this album...I loved the way James sang that song...and the drums on that...dang I love the swagger to the drums!
I would be an idiot if I didn't share this video...do you remember the video for the Unforgiven...I remember thinking...":What The Hell!"...man was that a trippy video...and the song, I loved how different it was, it wasn't your typical Metallica song, and yet...still awesome!
Metallica really did take chances with the CD...Nothing Else Matters was a pretty introspective, slower paced song compared to what you usually get from the boys in San Fran, but I loved the vibe of it....James lyrics & singing was great...and Kirk's guitar solo is so damn cool on this song...
Ok...so enough of me raving about this album...here are some texts we got from people sharing their thoughts:
I was 8 when it came out, so I have no clue what I was doing, but I got it 5 years ago and its one of 2 cds I'll listen to top to bottom. - Marshall-
I first bought it for my bros 13th birthday and he would blast the black album on his stereo and thats how i got turned on to metallica
I was a country kid til I heard the black album... Now I'm a metal head and metallica is easily my number one favorite band
I was 12. Introduced me 2 rock. Been rockin' ever since!
I was coming back from fishing in Alaska when I heard it Enter sandman was the first song I heard loved it
When the 'black album' came out i was in the 5th grade and french kissing and feeling up a girl for the 1st time!!! Kick ass album! Rock on
I was only 2 when the black album came out, but it was my very first cd when I was 10. its the best cd I've ever owned! Cammi from federal way
Been living in washington barely a year. Was a fan since ride the lightning. But went to the midnight release at tower records to get the cassette tape,
I was 12. Introduced me 2 rock. Been rockin' ever since!
I was two month old and my parents would play the black album in my nursery to get me to be quiet. I now play it for my 3 month old and she loves it. No lullabies in my house
Heard it For the first time when I was six headed to the tattoo shop with my mom....I was rocking out in the back of our VW bus!
I think the Black album really showed there vocal and musical talent ! Proving them not just a thrash metal band. Karl
I was 4 at the time, so I didn't have much exposure to The Black Album. In fact, all I knew of Metallica at the time was their video for One. It wasn't until junior year in high school when I was first exposed to the album in Physics class, where a friend wanted me to take a listen. Been a Met-head since.
When the Metallica album came out. I was a brand new Soldier fresh from the DMZ in Korea. Proud to be an American serving our country!!! B-)
Hey guys. I was in germany when the black album came out. Just had got home from first gulf war. It changed my life. Metallica have been fave band since. Rock On.
The black album showed metal could be more than speedy powercords and crap song writing...its what got me into rock, great album.
Black album totally changed my tastes in music. Went from pop and country to rock. Opened me up to bands like anthrax and pantera. METALLICA ROCKS!!!
My friends and I were in high school when black album came out. It became our soundtrack for those years. We we already huge fans. What we hated was that enter sandman brought out all the posers who all of the sudden clain metallica was the best and that was the only song they knew.
I was 16 and that was the first rock video I ever saw. I went right out and bought a strobe light from radio shack and pit a party together for my friends. Party failed, strobe light rocked. Thanks for the memories.
I saw Metallica open for Guns and Roses in the Kingdom after the Black album release. Big mistake for Guns. Metallica wore out the crowd. Many left.
I bought my copy at Sears. When Sears had a music department. Lol
My first taste of the black album accompanied my first taste of peanutbutter from stp. Signed: Lucy
Our buddy Lou From the band Quickie called in this morning. They are looking for your help… as they are trying to get on Jimmy Kimmel’s Summer Krush concert, which is coming to Seattle…and they will also appear on Jimmy Kimmel’s late night talk show. The contest runs until September 6th. To vote for Quickie by watching, sharing or “liking” the video, visit the Summer Krush contest page here:
Okâ¦I know you donât care about the Bachelorette, but this is funnyâ¦the dude that lost when it came down to the final 2 actually won if you ask me. How is that you ask? Ok, you probably arenât asking thatâ¦as you are more likely asking âwhy the f*** are you watching & talking about that show, Steve?â Benâ¦the guy that lost to JP in the final is rumored to be dating Jennifer Love Hewitt!!!! Score one for Ben! Ben seemed like a pretty cool dude on the show, and at the endâ¦the bee-yotch Ashley let him drop to a knee and propose to herâ¦even though she knew she was picking the other guyâ¦thus making the Ben guy look like a total loser. Well he gets the last laugh because he is nailing Jennifer Love Hewitt!!!! Heâs nailing her:
To use an overused Chuck Sheen phraseâ¦âWinning!â
In a new survey asking people which superpower they most want, people passed up telepathy, invisibility, flight, and super-strength . . . and chose Wolverine's instant healing ability. Here's how the list broke down . . .
1. Wolverine's accelerated healing, 22%.
2. Professor X's psychic powers, 21%.
3. Superman's ability to fly, 15%.
4. The Hulk's super strength, 11%.
5. The invisibility of Sue Storm from the Fantastic Four, 8%.
6. The ability to control weather, like Storm from the X-Men, 7%
7. The fire-generating powers of the Human Torch from the Fantastic Four, 7%.
8. Daredevil's super senses, 4%.
9. Spider-Man's web slinging, 3%.
10. The super speed of Dash, from The Incredibles, 2%.
So based on thisâ¦what super power would you want? Here are some of the texts we got:
To read women's minds
Control time. I can sleep in
Head implosion. Cause with implosion you get explosion. Best of 26th worlds. I love gore. Zombie love! love chadd
Time travel. âjoel
My name is Bryan. I would want to be a jumper, like the movie "Jumper"
I would want the power to make people mute,
For my super power. I would like to be invisable so i could go into the girls locker room.
I'd want teleportation. Like nightcrawler from the x men. Badass. ~Rhain in graham
Mind manipulation. Nothing like paying whatever you want for a car or house. -Andrew the drunk Viking
I would like to be able to stretch like Mr Fantastic
I would want the ability to understand and to be able to reason with my wife. Now that's a SUPER power!
I would take shaqs powers from the movie shazam
Super power would be to hit a 90 mile an hour fast call with my boner.
I'd like the power to plow Vickie
Steve would be a shape shifter so he and lucy can run play and make puppies
We have heard of some strange fetishes in the past, but this one might be the big winner: On Tuesday, police in Monroe, Louisiana got a call about an obscenity complaint in a local Walmart parking lot. A 28-year-old named Travis Keen was driving around the parking lot in a white Ford Taurus, just doing circles, with his pants off. And every time women walked by he'd stop and look at them. An officer went to the parking lot, stopped Travis, and confronted him. Travis's junk was hanging out at the time. According to the police report, "He stated he did have his penis out because of past experiences he had at Walmart. [He] stated when he comes to Walmart he gets aroused." He didn't elaborate on what those past experiences were that gave him thisâ¦uhâ¦Walmart fetish, but apparently, just the sight of the building had an effect on Travis's pants. He was arrested and charged with obscenity.
This story is just crazyâ¦first offâ¦.itâs insane that he was just driving around the Walmart Parking lotâ¦have you ever tried driving around a Walmart parking lot? Hands down the most frustrating experienceâ¦people walking around aimlesslyâ¦kids running aroundâ¦cars pulling out without lookingâ¦itâs insaneâ¦BJ asked if that the Walmart Parking lot is worse than the Costco oneâ¦I would say yes! Costcoâs parking lot would be second, and then Home Depot/Lowes parking lot is 3rdâ¦Targetâs lot gets honorable mention. Secondlyâ¦this guy is full of crapâ¦there is no way that Walmart triggers a happy moment in his pants!!! This led to the best text ever:
I am at walmart right now and I am not aroused
Which then prompted this great text:
im at walmart right now and i AM aroused...;)
Okâ¦so Vivid Video is really knocking it out of the park these days with their porn parodiesâ¦their latest looks hilarious, and is right up BJ & Toppyâs alley!!! Check it out:
Today's Video Blog features us screwing with Vicky B!
I remember there was a time when I was a kid, when my buddy & I thought it would be fun to swallow a penny, and then see how long it takes for it to uhâ¦ âPass.â Iâd love to tell you how long it took, but we never finished what we startedâ¦sure we swallowed the penny, but the buckâ¦erâ¦penny stopped there. Neither of us wanted to actually go through the crap (literally) necessary to find out. Now you are asking why I am even sharing this story, but there is a moral to all of thisâ¦based on this story:
30-year-old Wilfredo Gonzalez-Cruz is a home repairman in Chicago. On Friday, he was working on a house in Cicero, Illinois and tried to steal a diamond ring from the married couple who own the house. Only the woman noticed. She told her husband, who confronted Wilfredo. He responded by swallowing the ringâ¦.a genius move if you ask me. When the police got there, they arrested Wilfredo and took him to the hospital. X-rays showed the ring inside. Check out the X-Rayâ¦no denying what that is:
Wilfredo was given medication that would, "force the expulsion of the ring." And then they put him in a runner covered room with a bedpan and detained him until he could produce the ring. Wowâ¦seriously that is some gangsta s*** right there! Lets just say the crap hit the fan & things gopt âexplosiveâ in his worldâ¦so much so that it took someone until Monday before they could sift through all of Wilfredo's mess to find the ring. It's not clear whether it was the police or hospital staff that had that dirty job. I say they should have had another criminal have to search through the dook. You think someone would be a repeat offender if they knew that part of being a prisoner would involve going through Willyâs Stinky? I think not! Wilfredo is facing up to three years in prison for felony theft.
A new survey by the Corporate Executive Board found that 75% of people today basically HATE their jobs by the time they quit. A full three out of four people say they wouldn't recommend the company they left to anyone else. That's an all-time high. In 2008, before the economy tanked, only 42% of people said they hated their jobs when they left. In other words, the number of people who leave their jobs furious has almost doubled. This led to us asking the simple questionâ¦Why do you hate your job? Here are some of the texts we got:
I hate my job because my boss is a man child that throws temper tantrums
I hated my last job because there mentallity was: your a machine. We don't care tthat your knee is busted. Keep working
I hate my job cause I work harder now for less pay compared to a year ago. I have a skilled trade job and am a single guy, but im struggling. Wtf
I worked at a BBQ place And I quit because after training to be the head cook I was passed up by a server with 0 cooking knowledge because she slept with the owner who was married and used it against him.
I hate my job because i pick up nasty trash all day. My company hates their employees because we are union. Garbage men get no respect!
I work in a sawmill. I do my job, and half my foremans because he is a drunk, and mentally retarded. I dont get paid enough.
I work for the postal service 3 years in and i have daydreams of punchin people in the throat when i leave, the laziest mo fos i have ever seen
I worked as a bank teller for five years and being constantly blamed for overdraft fees misbalancing check books and getting yelled at daily by customers
You prob won't believe this but I've been a high rise window cleaner for 2 years and I get 15.50 an hour for hanging 600 feet in the air on a couple of ropes !! Spending 6 hours a day hanging over the side of a building just flat out sucks !! I lie to people telling them I get 45 an hour
I hate my job now because I work with the laziest person ever, I hate him so much....he's my X father in law too, he's my supevisor too. I've reported him to his boss but he's the best ass kisser so they won't fire him.
I hate my job cause i had to help a customer while attempting to beat the producer this morning. i blame the customer *NotLuke*
Sometime my boss doesn't like to buy new peanut butter after the cap was left off for several days and it gets all crunchy when i have to lick it off of him. -steve's dog
In a new poll of 1,671 people by the website MyMemory.com, 35% of people say their earliest memory is a TRIP TO THE DENTIST. And almost all of them say that they think the FEAR and PAIN are what made the memory stick. The average age for people's earliest memory is about 4.3 years old. Here's the full top 10 list of people's earliest memories . . .
1. Trip to the dentist
2. Birthday party
4. First day of school
5. Trip to the doctor
6. Being outside
7. An accident or injury
8. A tooth falling out
9. Receiving a present
10. Playing with friends
Based on this we asked the Rock-A-Holics what their earliest childhood memory wasâ¦here are some of the texts we got:
My first memory i was 3 and fell with a broken flute jaming it in my head above my eye. metal . dogger
A girl in my kindergarden class would pick her boogers and eat them, and she didnt even try to hide it. Discusting
My first childhood memory was being able to tie my shoes successfully what a day...hasn't been better since then. Marc in Poulsbo
First memory was of a man taking nude photos of my mother when I was 4...turned out to be my uncle (dads brother)
Family trip to Grand Coulee Dam. I was 4 yrs old. My big brother teased me picking me up and pretending he was going to throw me in!
I was still in a crib, in diapers and I stole a bag of M&M and scissors. climbed back in my crib, ate half the bag and my mom/ dad came in and blistered my ass
My first memory is goin to the pet store and seeing a dog i wanted but couldnt have. 3 days later get home from school and he was in my room. Thanks dad. Craig
My first memory was getting my first haircut. I was only about 18months old. I'm 28 now.
When I was 5 I watched a man get shot in our kitchen. It was over drugs. Is amazing I turned out normal. Not so normal im listing to bj shay
My first memory was when I was 3. I remember crapping in the bathtub and playing trains with the logs and crashing them into each other.Â
I was 3 my master got a new jar of peanut butter.he made me my first peanut butter covered hot dog.it was yummy. from lucy
My first memory is Darth Vader blowing up Alderan as I sat on a booster seat in a theater with my Mom & Dad.
I remember being 2 1/2 years old laying in my grammas bed askin for chocolate milk... In turkish ( but i remember it in english )
My 1st memory was when i was a lil puppy and my master gave me peanut butter for the 1st time. Lucy
My earliest memory is getting stung in the eye by a bee. I was 3 and thought it would be fun to spray bees with a spray bottle. â zach
MY first memory was getting the skin on my jimmy caught in the gap where the handlebars on my trike connect to the trike. I was nude and when I turned the handlebars the skin got pinched and it took my mom to help me get it out, I was three.
My buddy that i'm working with remembers that when he was three he zipped his shaft in his zipper
This week's Intern Challenge is a challenge that Spicolli failed at last week...so we are having Tahiti Steve attempt the same challenge. Our intern, Tahiti Steve, has 60 seconds to convince 3 random women to kick him in the junk. Do you think he will do it?
Steve Williams, the longtime caddie Tiger Woods fired last month, got some sweet revenge at the Bridgestone Invitational this past weekend. Steve caddied for Adam Scott, and his new boss won the Bridgestone Invitational by four strokes. Meanwhile, Tiger tied for 37th place. Not surprisingly, more people wanted to hear from Steve than Adam after the win. And Steve didn't mind rubbing the victory in Tiger's face by saying this was the best experience and victory of his entire life!!!!! Steve still isn't over Tiger firing him after 12 years. He said, quote, "I was absolutely shocked that I got the boot, to be honest with you. I've been incredibly loyal to the guy, and I got short-shrifted. Very disappointed." Based on this, we asked the Rock A Holics: When did you get the ultimate revenge? Who was it on & what did you do? Here are some of the texts we got:
Best revenge ever, I worked for a chinese restaurant and when they refused to pay me for the hours I worked I got pretty pissed and I knew that they didn't have their green cards so I called immigration and had them deported to taipai... Best ever, and I got to help myself to the cash register and got my last paycheck in cash.... Go me..... Adrian in puyallup...
My psychotic ex roommate who locked me out of our house for no reason. Sued her and won. Judge told her she was 100% in the wrong. It was glorious.
Married my exwifes best friend
i found out my girlfriend was cheating on me so i had a 3-some with her sister and her best friend. ed in arlington.
I dated a chick for about a year and she cheated on me so i left her and started dateing a chick hotter then her and we ran into My ex and she hated the newgirl
My boss kept eating my lunch so one day when he brought in some yogurt I took his spoon and rubbed them under my boys and watched him eat a way...
My best friend at the time slept with my girlfriend. in revenge i slept with his girl, sister and mom in the same day! Jesse
Sent my x's n my tape into a porn site for a contest and won 5k... After we broke up. Jake-auburn
My brother wrecked my car so I krazy glued him to the toilet seat. I have never seen a EMT laugh so hard
I got revenge on my owner by crapping in the house. Steve didn't make me lick peanut butter off of him for the rest of the week. LUCY.
With the stock market collapsing, you need a competent broker now more than ever. This led to Mono-Nick coming up with one of his crazy lists….here is Mono-Nick’s Top 3 Signs You Have a Bad Stock Broker.
--The only thing he shouts on the floor of the stock exchange is, "Look at my erection!"
--He thinks the S&P 500 is a NASCAR race, and that "NASDAQ" is the insurance company with the talking duck.
And the number 1 sign you have a bad broker:
--He invested your entire portfolio in Michael J. Fox bobblehead dolls.
Sean Avery of the New York Rangers was arrested early Friday morning for shoving a cop. With the exception of the fact that Avery once had sex with Elisha Cuthbert, and then made fun of another hockey player when he started dating her by saying to enjoy his “Sloppy seconds”, I have little respect for Avery as it is! Sean was having a party at his Hollywood Hills home when someone called in a noise complaint. When cops arrived, Sean greeted them at the door by calling them, "FAT LITTLE PIGS." He also challenged them to a fight, saying, quote, "Come back without your badges." Then he shoved one of them and slammed the door. He finally opened it again when they threatened to break it down, and he was promptly arrested. Avery was released later that day, and one of his friends asked the cops if they'd let him go out the back door so he could avoid the paparazzi. Shockingly…they refused. Based on this story, we asked the Rock A Holics to complete this sentence: “Looking back on the situation....I knew it was a bad idea when I said (or did) _______?” Here are the texts we got:
I had sex with me girlfriends older sister
I was "going down" on a boyfriend once and even though we were both OBVIOUSLY enjoying it he said "you having fun with that?' BAD IDEA!! Moment OVER
i knew it was a bad idea to keep having sex with my ex when she was dating someone else he found out and busted my windshield in my car
I knew it was a bad idea when i nailed my girlfriends mom. Her dad walked in. Dont regret it though. Im only 19.
I do......4 different times....
I knew it was a bad idea getting drunk with these dancers down in California the other week than sleeping with one of them and finding out it was BJ's daughter the next morning
When I spit on my babysitter
I seen a cop pushin his motor cycle, so i honked, pointed and lauphed. Well he got it going and i got a tiket for , he said honkin!
Looking back it was a terrible idea to ask a lady who stood on a corner during the night for directions as my buddy rolled a joint in the car
I knew it was a bad situation when I said I DO to my whore ex wife I came home a day early on leave to surprised her and she was f ing some one else in our bed
When I said yes to my friends mom with him in the other room. Never mind that was awesome. Drunkin gorilla
I knew it was a bad idea when I went over to Steve's house uninvited and saw him and Lucy in a compromising position
Today's Video Blog features Jeetz...over the weekend was Seafair, and our very own Jeetz was there! Here is Jeetz on The Streets!
When videos like this make there way onto the internet, how can you not have a great day? Screw the fact that itâs going to be an awesome day weather wiseâ¦screw the fact that the Blue Angels will be flying around townâ¦screw the fact that I get to play some hockey todayâ¦.this, my friends, is why today rulesâ¦.There's a new parody on YouTube that's supposed to be a banned ad from the 90's for Oscar Mayer Lunchables. But it's just a joke. According to the fake message at the beginning, it was supposed to target the "urban youth." So it's done exactly like a rap video â¦check it outâ¦Lunchablez!
Dangâ¦Iâm in the mood for Lunchables now! Am I the only adult that still enjoys a good Lunchable from time to timeâ¦whenever I have Lunchables, other adults look down on me, saying silly stuff like âAwwwâ¦isnât that cuteâ¦Lunchables Steve? What are you 6?â Screw you food snobsâ¦Lunchable were great when I was 6, and still are great! Gimme that Cracker, cheese, and meatâ¦Itâs Lunchablez mutha fugga!
Mariners won again yesterdayâ¦they swept the Oakland Aâs, and a new pitcher for the team won the game. Iâm stoked by this guys name, especially since we lost Doug Fister, who had the best last name in baseball, when he was traded to the Tigersâ¦but the guy we got in return just might have a better last name. Yesterdays winning pitcher was Charlie Furbush. FURBUSH! Now that is a jersey I needâ¦.or even better, a T-Shirt with his name and number on the back as I donât really like how a baseball jersey fits on me.
Speaking of sportsâ¦I know he was a Pittsburgh Steeler back when the Hawks lost to the Steelersâ¦but I am so excited that the Hawks just signed kicker Jeff Reed. I could care less about his on the field abilities, but this guy is one giant mess! How about back in 2009 he was arrested for disorderly conduct and criminal mischiefâ¦what did he do? Itâs epic. He âroid ragedâ on a paper towel holder!!! He was in a convenience store bathroom in Pennsylvania, and got pissed that it was out of paper towels, so he destroyed the holder! A few months later he was cited for public intoxication after the team defeated the Cleveland! At the end of the dayâ¦this pic sums up how awesome Jeff Reed is:
Hahahahahahaha!!!! Who hangs at a bar, shirtless, with just a wristband on his forarm? Jeff Reed does! I can just picture it nowâ¦Hawks play a gameâ¦win or loseâ¦then a shirtless Jeff Reed is at Elysian Fields next door getting hammered with the 12th Man!
This morning during The Rock A Roke, both Ted & I tried to sing some Poison...we played at them at the same time & turned it into a masterful duet. Here is the re-mix of that performance. Enjoy!!!!
BJ brought this flyer in from the 80âs when he was a country radio night jockâ¦man this is pricelessâ¦look at âBob Josephâ:
Here is a close upâ¦I love that BJ has a cowboy hat on that is half the size of his head!
We came across this study todayâ¦pretty interesting:
A recent survey shows 80% of us think kids today are more spoiled than in the past. And two thirds of parents admitted that they themselves spoil their kids. A poll of 12 to 17 year olds also found the average kid nags nine times to get a product his parents refuse to purchase; about half the parents finally give in.
Personally I think there is nothing wrong with buying your kid stuff so long as the EARNED itâ¦if you just spoil em because they ask for it or nag for it, will they really appreciate the stuff you are getting? Based on thisâ¦.we asked the Rock A Holics if they were spoiled, do they no someone who is spoiled, or do they spoil their own kidsâ¦and here are the texts we got:
I had an Atari and a 25" color t.v. when I was a kid, my kids have an X-box, wii, exfinity on demand, netflix and a 47" flatscreen and still complain that they are bored
I see so many children with cell phones now that sit there and play games on them, when I was a child I couldnt even get a nes
Ya. My girlfriends son also has every video game there is. All he has to do is wine and either his mom or dad will get it for him. His mom even has to make him his own seperate dinner. He is so use to mcdonalds food that he won't even eat real food
Children today aren't just spoiled in terms money and toys, from the age of 12 its socially acceptable for a girl to dress like a street walker. Disgusting.
I rode horses competitively and my parents bought me several horses, one of which cost $25,000. I guess it made me pretty spoiled.
Growing up my brother and I had a train we could ride on then gopeds after that we got quarter midgets and when we turned 16 I got a mustang and he got a corvette
I personally wasn't spoiled. But my best friend got a 64inch tv at age 16 and had the newest gaming system everytime one came out. Mike, edmonds wa.
Went to school with kids that bitched because there New BMW's WERENT 7 SERIES
I was so spoiled my owner would always get me jiffy instead othe store brand. Not he doesn't even pay any attention to me now that he's married. âLucy
Over the weekend, a 28-year-old woman from New Zealand was on a yacht off the coast of Croatia. She was having sex with the guy who owns the yacht (women love boats). They were doing it on the sink in the yacht when it shattered!!!! A piece of porcelain sliced her wristâ¦and left her hand hanging off, attached only by a small piece of skin. Croatian surgeons were able to reattach the hand in about six hours.
So based on this storyâ¦we asked for you to finish this sentence: I canât believe I hurt myself while doingÂ _______. Â Here are some of the texts we gotâ¦.
Broke my toe doing cartwheels for a block back to the bar at saints hawks halftime tore the crap out of my hands too, at least we won!
My dance teacher almost poked his eye out on the heel of my stiletto while we we getting busy. Sara from Mercer island
Broke pinky during a pillow fight, what's worse is I'm a massage therapist
While stepping off the last step of a ladder I tore my ACL.
I sneezed, fell down a flight of stairs, broke a hole in the drywall and sprained my ankle- Chris the Lifeguard
Nicole, Tacoma, I had my nipple ring ripped out while having sex & had to go to the hospital & have stitches
I was streaking@the UW campus,tripped fell and got a four in sliver in my taint!pretty much lame no more streaking for me!
I can't believe I hurt myself while eating. I had my eye gouged out when my master made a sudden move while I was eating peanut butter off him. Signed: lucy
I cant believe i hurt myself, while man-scaping, blood everywhere... Lol
I cant believe i got hurt playing in a little league baseball game when i was 11. I was running for a fly ball when i collided with the shortstop and bit half way through my tongue, which ended with 5 stitches in my tongue.
I can't believe I hurt myself while trying to carve a mini pumpkin.... By almost cutting off my finger â¦I didn't know that they were that tough
Playing pool, went to break, shattered my thumb nail on the edge of the table
My g-friend's uncle died while hav'n SEX! MASSIV HEART ATTACK!
I broke my GFs nose while we were having sex. I was on top of her and leaned in too far on a thrust and popped her nose and no, we did not stop
I can't believe I set my whole hand on fire while trying to cremate my pet lizard
Today's Video Blog features us checking our newest Seahawk...Jeff Reed!!!!
Here’s a dumb tip for today…the next time you are at a grocery store, and you don’t have your discount card that gives you deals (or you don’t even have one)…there is still a way to get the discounts. They usually ask for your phone number….well if you give 867-5309 (with your area code attached), it will most likely work. Why is that you ask? Well…a lot of people don’t like giving up there real number so they give a fake one out, and 867-5309 is the most popular number to give out…thanks to Jenny!
Joseph Lacher was the head of the largest unit of Allstate, making 3.2 million bucks a year, and a couple of weeks ago, he was abruptly fired, and it looks like the reason for the firing was that he couldn’t keep his mouth shut. He was having drinks with some of Allstate's top-selling insurance agents as part of a company event called the Leaders Forum, they were all talking about a meeting earlier in the day where Lacher and Thomas Wilson, the chief executive at Allstate since 2007, unveiled plans to shrink Allstate's sales force and change the way the insurer calculates commissions. At some point while having drinks, Lacher took a shot at his boss, saying that Wilson would have to be a “Effing A-Hole” if he didn't feel responsible for the company's performance. Accounts of the incident spread through the Leaders Forum and 8 weeks later, Lacher lost his job.
This led to calls and texts about how people have been fired…or have you told off your boss and what happened. Here are some of the texts we got:
i work in a kitchen. totally lost it on my boss all sorts of swearing and pretty much saying how hes an A hole. he tells me thats my one and only time to be honest, and to go home 4 the day---alittleoldman
aBack in my grocery days I called my manager a "fun Nazi". I subsequently got written up, and wrote "I'm the devil" in the comments section of the paperwo ark. I was popular there.
I called my boss a dip S to his face. Started a big fight and he got fired. Not quite sure how i pulled that off but it worked. He was a drug addict and always came in high and messing stuff up. So that might have had something to do with it. love chadd
My boss and i went to a keggar and i told him that he chugs like a pussy as he attempted the beer bong. I was fired the following week!
I did a 16 min rant on how mentally challegend my bosses were n my phone picked up whole convo, didnt get fired they just asked how can they improve
Was in the process of taken a crap on his desk when he walkd in & fired me! i left a trail of crap out of his office!
Me and everyone else in our dept told off our boss and everyone got called to a meeting by the owner of the company... Everyone kept their job but our boss
Tea bagged my bosses ice tea and was fired a week later..
A coworker got drunk, took a picture of his man junk, meant to send it to his girlfriend, and accidentally sent it to our human resources lady at work... oops.
This morning BJ read a story about how a bunch of people were surveys about whether or not they approve of the job God is doing. Yes…I said God…proving that there are surveys for everything! The survey asked: “If God exists, do you approve or disapprove of its performance?” 52% approved, 9% disapprove, and 40% weren’t sure (or scared of having an opinion in fear of lightning hitting them or something). So…Being that God's approval rating at just 52%...Mono-Nick thought that God has some room to approve...Here are Mono-Nick’s Top 3 Things God Can Do To Increase His Approval Rating.
--Replace communion wafers with deep-fried Oreos.
--Repeal that whole "Thou shalt not commit adultery" thing.
and the number 1 Thing God Can Do To Increase His Approval Rating:
--Tell Mexicans to stop naming all their kids after his son.
Jordan's King Abdullah II is going into the theme park business in the most fanatic way possible, by investing in a $1.5 billion Star Trek theme park on the Gulf of Aqaba. News reports say that the King, a well-known Trekkie, has partnered with Middle Eastern and American investors to create the Red Sea Astrarium, which will feature a massive "space-flight adventure" ride based 2009's Star Trek film reboot. So based on the fact that Jordan's King Abdullah II is having a Star trek theme park made for him…If you had the money to make one…What would be your dream theme park? Here are some of the texts we got:
Strip club themepark
A war theme park with combat vehicle rides and shooting galleries and paintball wars with quads and dirtbikes as transport and a gator with a paintball machine gun
Kisw theme park. Bar for the Men's Room. Pettin zoo for Steve. W.o.W for Rev. StarTrek for BJ. Castle's face in each urinal for target practice. Garbageman Drew
A zombieland theme park. You get to hunt down zombies. Survive an invasion or lead a zombie horde to dinner. Would hire many homeless and unemployed. Can shoot zombies and they get minor shocks. Fun for all ages. Cajun
If I had the money I would make a Vivid Entertainment theme park!
J R R Tolkien land he's got enough lore and fan base to make it work
I would build a replica of willy wonkas chocolate factory!!!!!! From Jason the owl
I'd have to go with a Matrix theme park. Painterguy D
Definately a pizza hut theme park where i ate as much as i wanted and never gained weight
I would make the playboy/hustler theme park
I would build a replica of candyland. Anytime that anyone can build a replication based on, a board you it'll be a good investment.
I would have to go with a Marvel Universe theme. -Marshall-
I would open up a wrestling theme park so I could give all these old man wrestlers a job and get them out of tna and off my tv!
Today's Video Blog is an Intern Challenge! Our Intern Spicoli has 60 seconds to convince 3 random women to kick him in the junk. Do you think he will do it?
I took issue with BJ this morning…BJ tried to insinuate that Mr. Rogers was creepy & had a child predator vibe to him. That’s ridiculous, sure he had a soft voice, and wore silly sweaters, but there was nothing creepy about Mr. Rogers.
Now Captain Kangeroo on the other hand…that guy seemed creepy!
I’m glad I’m not the only person that has respect for Mr. Rogers…here are a couple texts we got:
Mr Rogers was a highly decorated veteran NOT a perv
Mr rogers wore a cardigan to cover his military tattoos...
This reminded of that great SNL spoof on Mr. Rogers with Eddie Murphy: Mr. Robinson!
Saying Mr. Rogers is a child perv is like saying Bob Ross hates animals…especially squirrels! I love this Family guy spoof…
BJ shared a story about how the latest tabloids are saying that Leonardo DiCaprio dumped Blake Lively because his mom “Irmilin The Germanlin” said she wasn’t good enough for her son. Did she not see that sex scene in the Town? Mom is crazy, and that is a dumb reason for a break up. This led to us taking calls and texts about the ridiculous reasons why you were dumped or why you dumped someone. Here are some of the texts:
I got dumped by this one chick because she saw me give another girl a hug and sadly that girl was my sister
I dump a SMOKIN HOTTY because she smack her gum constantly very annoying... i wanted to punch her im her face
I was dumped by my ex boyfriend because I like watching Dr. Who instead of those crappy Real Housewives shows.
A chick broke up with me becuz her ex got out of prison.
I dumped some one because they liked icp! Juggelos are dumb! The redhead.
I broke up with a girl for having ugly feet.. ugly feet just creep me out....jay
I had a girl who left me cause her dad was angry i didn't wanna be a cop. love chadd
My ex dumped me because I told her I pleased myself while I was deployed
Got dumped for telling my now ex that Harry potter is lame. This was last week
This is hands down the Text of the day…the most disgusting text of the day!!!
Steve...... I just saw a dog eating a diaper full off crap..... Ahhhh. WTF..... I threw up. Dave the recycle man.
This is honorable mention for text of the day:
I took shrooms for the first time out in the woods I s*** my pants fell in the fire and bit my friend what a good night Trav
We got this email this morning for Group Therapy:
Next Saturday is my Son’s 18th birthday. He’s a great kid, and we have a great relationship.
He’s a huge fan of Mariner’s so I got him tickets to the Red Sox game that night. I was flattered when he said that he wants me to go with him. We have decided to make it a fun day/night in Seattle (we are from Mount Vernon). Steve, you’ll be happy to hear that he wants to Ride The Duck based on your obsession with it. We are going to grab dinner, and after the Mariners game, well, that is where I am having some issues.
On more than one occasion, while talking about our plans to hit Seattle next Saturday, he has jokingly said that after the game we should hit up Dream Girls, that strip club across the street from Safeco. I’m questioning if he is joking though, due to how often he says it, and before I can respond he will day “Just joking dad!”
What do you guys think? Should I ask him if he seriously wants to go to a Strip Club? Is that strange if I take him? He is 18 after all, and a strip club would be a lot of fun for him to check out, but am I the guy that should take him?
I’m thinking it could be a cool bonding experience with my son, but I am sure if his mother, my wife, found out, she would be PISSED!
This email led to a ton of great texts:
Just buy him a hooker & call it a day!! he'll hav perma grin 4 days!
What's the problem? Baseball and strippers, awesome birthday. Why does mom have to know?
I bet the strippers would give them "special" attention if they knew that they are father and son.
They should go i went with my dad on my big 18 and my dad also took my brother on his 18 its fun.
Bj. This is a somewhat bad idea. Sporting a pocket rocket with your dad? Really you want to see dad get wood
I'd kill my husband. What a sad piece of sh*** for even considering it.
I'm a female and I say take him! Hell yeah. If dad doesn't he will go with friends. Could make the kid shut down and not discuss similar things in the future.
My dad took me to a strip club when I turned 30 and it was a blast, he even bought me a lap dance. Good times.
It's not that bad... my mom for my 18th bday wanted to have a hooker waiting for me when I got home from school that day..dad said help no :(
If my dad was Steve I don't think I could go to the strip club with him because he is so creepy
Im a mother of a 21 yr old son.....and I say if the father and son are lucky enuf to have such a great relationship to even consider this....THEY SHOULD
I have my wife on a recording saying that I can take my 9 year old boy to a strip club when he is 18,just thinking ahead and documented just in case
Really BJ - who gives a crap what women think on this topic - F'em its about the dad and his son spending time together - its a great idea - that way dad
Sure why not? He can pick up application for his daughter while he's there.
Today's Video Blog features Walt, who is retiring from the Navy...plus we get some salsa from Jaime's Salsa!
What a fun weekend! Another great weekend in Puyallup. Friday night the wife and I had an awesome meal at Trappers Sushi. I love that placeâ¦gotta love the Timmy & Marvelous Roll, and I eat so many Salmon Nigiri that I might as well just grab a whole salmon and eat it like a bearâ¦insert my bear impression here! Saturday night we went to a new bar in downtown Puyallup called the Twisted Kiltâ¦man was that place AWESOME! Itâs an irish bar, and the vibe in there is very Soccer/Sounders oriented...a great place to check out a Sounders gameâ¦plusâ¦they carry menâs Room Original Red beer!!! The service was great, the food is damn goodâ¦get the Twisted Burger, and their homemade pub chips (potato chips) were amazing!!!!
Another Hawk is goneâ¦another tie to the Superbowl year is no longer here as the Hawks âMutuallyâ parted ways with Lofa Tatupu. I put mutually in quotes because how mutual is it when the Hawks go to Lofa, say that they want to give him a pay cut, Lofa says no, and he is shown the door? Yupâ¦sounds âmutualâ to me! Rumor has it that the Hawks did try and compensate the pay cut, and offered him a personal driver to take him to McDonalds when he is drunkâ¦too soon? Waka Waka! Although this is a bummer as everyone loves Lofa, lets not firget that heâs been pretty banged up these last few years. The true tragedy in BJâs eyes is that this is yet another player whoâs jersey he owns & is now gone. BJ over the years has owned not only a Tatupu jersey, but he has had jerseys for these Hawks: Matt Hasselbeck, T.J. Houshmandzadeh, Deion Branch, and Shaun Alexander. The only jersey BJ currently owns is one for Aaron Curryâ¦so expect him to be gone soon! This led to some textsâ¦.
It sounds like BJ is a Seahawk killer. You should only get jerseys of players you don't like. Chris in Kent
I have a Julius Jones and a Julian Peterson jersey, should be a jersey trade in program similar to the electronic buy back program that Best Buy offers
I still sport my bosworth jersey for a dart board
Can't go wrong with Carlson, curry or Thomas! They'll retire Seahawks
Get a mack strong jersey.
Make your own jersey that way you will never be disappointed
I'm still rocking my Grant Wistrom jersey.. Rock on. Kc from truck #1 in Kent.
buy #12 or largent. your safe with those jerseys
This congressman David Wu cracks me up...this is the guy they are called "Tigger Wu" for this picture:
Well...the reason why he is resigning from being a representative in Oregon is because his made un-wanted sexual advances to the daughter of a friend. I'm sorry...that's Eff'ed up. You don't do that to a friend. That got us thinking...based on "Tigger Wu"...we asked the Rock-A-Holics to finish this statement: "I can't believe I did _______ to my friend" Or..."I can't believe I did _______ to my friend." Here are some of the texts we got:
My now ex-âfiance cheated on me with 2 of my close friends multiple times even once at the same time
I shared my boyfriend with my best friend a couple weeks ago :0 I'm soooo nice :)
Bangin my best friends wife while he was past out on the couch and my wife was sleepin in our room
I had sex with my friends mom... We were drunk... It was awsome.
I had my friend think i was thiis hot chick for about 6 months before i let him know back in the late 90's. he really was in to my alter-âego.
My brother f***** my fiance. Twice. Both times were while I was at work providing for her and ourdaughter
I Cant believe my drinking buddy slept with my x wife, got her pregnant, caused our divorce, married the bitch and ran off and hid with my 2 kids
I can't believe my friend was banging my girlfriend every time I went to work (night shift) for a year, even though his girlfriend was a tiny blonde babe...
In the eighth grade i pulled down my sweat pants and smashed my junk into a girls face....during class!! We all laughed....no trouble.
I can't believe my old roommate took off in the middle of the night never to be heard from again and left me with $2000 of his rent and bills to pay -â ninja bob
I can't believe my friend forgot to pick up our daughters after school at the bus stop. (ages 6 & 9)
Cant believe i nailed my buddies 7 month pregnant wife while he was at work. im a real P.O.S.!
Steve im sorry but the last time you took me to the dog park i found a new lover and he always has creamy peanut butter signed lucy
This could quite possibly be the strangest email we have received for the Group therapy segment!
My wife and I have recently started engaging in an Adult Nursing Relationship(ANR). It is exactly as it sounds. In strictest terms, I am being breast fed by my wife. It is not always a sexual thing, its more of an intimate experience that we both enjoy immensely. Our problem is that my wife is worried people will find out because her boobs are getting noticeably bigger. She is afraid we may loose friends because of how "taboo" this may be. I was wondering what you and the rest of the show thinks about this kind of a relationship as well as the entirety of the H-Hole army.
Wow. Can I say, WOW! I meanâ¦I know Milk prices have gone upâ¦but wow. We got some interesting texts regarding this email:
Breast milk is so delicious, it tastes like cantaloupe!
This isn't taboo....its taboob
dont forget to clean off the milk mustache if you want to keep it a secret
This Guy is my hero! -â eagle scout Max, yelm
Lucky bastard I've been wanting to find a chick that's into it, hook me up steve!
THIS GUY IS ALMOST AS SICK AS THE PRODUCER & THE PEANUT BUTR LUVN LUCY!!
This morning BJ beat me up for admitting that I am only allowed to take a #2 in one bathroom in our home. We have 3 bathrooms to pick fromâ¦I canât do it in the bathroom on the first floor for obvious reasons, and I canât use the master bathroom because of my âweapon of mass destructionâ, so I can only use the bathroom by the guest bedroom & office. BJ thought this was crazyâ¦I didnât see the big deal, as I now keep all my reading materials in that bathroom, and the only plunger is there too! We turned this into a topic & took calls & texts regarding the ridiculous things/rules your spouse has instituted, or that you instituted for your spouse. Here are some of the texts we got:
My wife has a rule of no farting in bed and absolutely no farting during sex altho she has broken her own rule more than once before.
Not allwoed to fart or pee in the shower if my woman is home apparently it stinks up the whole house when mixed with the steam ... damn asparagus!
I dont let my wife do my laundry because she loses all my damn socks!!
My wife won't let me use her bath towel, & I won't let her make out with her girl friends. When they go bar hopping. Thanks guy's! Rock on, Dave from Kingston.
I won't let my girl talk on the phone during sex anymore, she has answered her phone several times during; including her mother
I sleep in a different room because I get up at 4am for work and she doesn't even work so she says she doesn't want to be woken that early. âKash
My wife wont let me slaughter any of my chickens.to her they r pets. to me they r food. very tastey food.
We have a designated poop room too. Oh and my husband has yo sit to pee so he doesn't splatter. He can stand to pee anyplace else though.
Steve pays the bills he should be able to s*** in his bed if he wants to
Today's Video Blog features comedian Kyle Cease talking about getting engaged...you won't believe how long he's known his woman before popping the question!
A bunch of movies are out this weekendâ¦I would like to say that I will be going to see one, but man, my wife and I are seriously backlogged when it comes to movies we want to seeâ¦Bridesmaids, the Hangover 2, Horrible Bosses, and so many more we keep saying we want to see but never get to. This weekend is no exceptionâ¦BJ is big on the film Attack The Block, which does look goodâ¦then you have The Smurfs, which both Toppy & I are excited about, and of course the big blockbuster film: Cowboys Vs. Aliens, starring Harrison Ford, Daniel Craig, and Olivia Wilde. I had no idea who Olivia Wilde isâ¦Rev said she was in Tron, Mono Nick said she was in House, a texter said she was in the O.Câ¦.all of these shows I havenât seen, so she still didnât ring a bellâ¦I did a Bing search, and DANGâ¦here she is!!!!!
So I go on Wikipedia & learn her last name really isnât Wilde, that is a stage nameâ¦her real last name is beyond awesomeâ¦seriously, I donât know why she didnât go with her real last nameâ¦what is it? Here last name isâ¦..
Wait for itâ¦..
Itâs worth the waitâ¦â¦
Her name is Olivia COCKBURN!!!!
Cockburn! Cockburn! Cockburn!
This girls last name is COCKBURN:
She can burn myâ¦.uhâ¦nevermind!
So after Beat The Producer, Mono Nick popped in studio and interrupted us because he had one of his lists to share with usâ¦Nickâs been thinking about that story where Crystal Harris said Hugh Hefner only lasted "two seconds" during sexâ¦this got him thinking....being told you only last 2 seconds is something a guy doesn't want to hear from a woman, so Mono Nick came up with the Top 3 Things a Guy Doesn't Want to Hear From a woman.
--Let me get a sip of your beer. This Valtrex is really drying out my mouth.
--Of course you can buy me another drink. After all, I am drinking for two.
And the Number 1 thing a Guy Doesnt want to hear from a woman....
--I have NO idea why our baby is black.
Today's video Blog features comedian Kyle Cease...he's at the Parlor Live tonight (www.parlorlive.com for tix), and we gave him a tour of our new food set up in the kitchen!
The story of the day has to be the rumor as to why Mark Anthony was dumped by Jennifer Lopez. This could be the greatest day in Marc Anthony’s life…an anonymous source says that J-Lo dumped him because of his penis. Yes…his penis, and being that I said this could be the greatest day ever for Marc, obviously it wasn’t because it was too small. This source says that Marc’s Johnson is 11 inches long…and wrist thick! 11 inches…holy moly….isn’t that double of what is already deemed a large penis???? J-Lo was supposedly done taking the thrashings and had to kick him to the curb. What I want to know is…who is the source? I’m betting Marc’s P.R. person…what better way to save face from being dumped by the hottest chick in Hollywood? So not only was Marc able to have fun with J-Lo for years….now he is known as the man packing 11 inches! They might as well nickname him Marc “The Ruler” Anthony. This guy is going to have lots of curious ladies knocking on his door. The real loser in all of this is Lopez’s next boyfriend…even if Marc isn’t “The Ruler”, you don’t think that will be in the back of the next guys mind? I could picture J-Lo saying this: “Honey…why are you wrapping that with ace bandage?”
Boy did I get my ass handed to me on Beat The producer...I screwed myself on the first question...I couldn't remember the name of the bad guy agency on Get Smart (CHAOS), and being that I loved that show I was dwelling on it for the rest of the game. This texter has a great idea based my BTP fail:
Should make an alf themed beat the producer game to lift steves spirits
This morning we read a story about some physicists in Hong Kong that have proved that time travel is scientifically impossible…we decided to ask the Rock-A-Holics…if you could travel in time where would you go? My answer creeped the entire show out, as I said I would travel into the future to screw with myself…I would show up in random places, including in the bedroom when the older version of me was with my wife in a “loving” way, and join in…yes…a threesome with my wife, me, and me! That would be hilarious. I could tag myself in when tired! Everyone thought I was crazy…except Marshall, who texted this:
I'm with you Steve, threesome with myself is the only way to do it with another guy. -Marshall-
Brandie on the other hand, texted in to say I’m an idiot (I can’t disagree with her):
STP--YOUR AN IDIOT! Why dont you have a three some with 2 of your wife?.... Great thinking bozo. From Brandie in marysvile
I’m the idiot Brandie? If I’m the one travelling in time…how can I make two versions of my lady? Unless…I take her with me, and we become swingers…with ourselves? Wow…my brain hurts & I am now starting to creep myself out! Here are some of the texts we got about where would you travel in time:
I wud travel back 2 when lucy was a pup b4 steve got 2 her & warn her what terrible sticky situations lie ahead!
I would go back and stop John Belushi from OD-ing.
I would travel back in time and stop the guy that shot dime bag before it happened
I would go back 30years and buy a bunch of microsoft stock
I want to time travel back to tuesday so I can hear the peanut butter guy again.
I would stop courtney love from killing kurt cobain.
Go back in time and take pictures of the dinosaurs
Id go back to western time, the whore houses were everywhere and golden showers weren't frowned upon
I would go back and stop metallica from making st anger
I would make the hawks cut alexander and keep the hutch
Go back and stop steves birth from happening
I would go back and see what really happened to Kurt Cobain
I would go back in time and stop 9/11
Hey Steve,that gives new meaning to go ef yourself !!
BJ must be boring in the sack. I'm with you steve
I would go back and invent the wwe
deffinately hang out with al capone back in the roaring 20s
watch the stock market and make an S load of money.
I would travel in time to anytime that gets me a night with vicky. love chadd
A new survey was done that shows how people waste time at work… so we asked the Rock-A-Holics to be honest, what do you do at work that is a time waster? Here are some of the texts:
I waste time at work when I go to the bathroom to drop the kids off at the pool, I take my sweet ass time. Matter of fact, I'm doing that right now, so I
I work nights, midnight to noon, and for the first 6 hours or so theres nothing to do, so my partner and i sleep or play games.
Bj Shea is a slacker on the job all he does is talk to people on the phone and listen to rock n roll. Lol. Love the show , k dog
I waist alot of time at work standing around listening to you guys and The Mens Room, only getting any work done during songs and commercial breaks.
eBay! Work is so boring that I will actually have the eBay page up through my entire shift. I usually spend a couple hundred dollars a week.
I have sex at work whenever possible. Jennifer in Ft. Lewis
I luv to mastercate on the clock. nothing better than slamming the ham for thirthy clams an hour. neal at the uw
and play there free games for like an hour all while getting paid.
I hav sex with my secretary 2x a day!! & shes married. hahaha!
I play my xbox for about 7 hours of my 12 hour shift and i am security
Play angry birds on the crapper to kill time
I have a hard time staying off craigslist durring work
I text radio stations during work
we listen to you BJ! from the sheetmetal crew in kenmore!
If my employees knew how much xtube I watched in my office.
I go in the bathroom and have sex with my bosses daughter who is the bangin receptionist about 2-3 times a day to pass the time . Its awesome!
I've made it my goal to watch the entire star trek tng series on Netflix while working. On the sixteenth episode so far!! Love the show! -D. Prime
Listening to steves obsession with peanut butter and lucy.
I spent the last hour at work getting my boaters certificate online off my I-phone.
I have "8" bowel movements a day at about ten minutes a piece!!!
Today's Video Blog features an interview BJ's Geek Nation podcast did with Joe Cornish & John Boyega from the new film "Attack The BlocK'. This film looks great...BJ loved it, before we get to the video blog...here is the trailer:
I love when we start the morning off with great stories like this: On July 19th, a security guard at a Kohl's Department Store in West Allis, Wisconsin spotted a man vigorously self-pleasuring in a car in the parking lot. The guard called the police and they approached the guy, and his excuse for what he was doing was â¦ he was "BALANCING HIS CHECKBOOK." There was no checkbook to be found. He was cited for lewd and lascivious behavior. âBalance My Checkbookâ? I love this! I donât balance my checkbook, but if that is what it leads to, I might have to start! This could make for a great new euphemism for having alone timeâ¦âHey Steve, want to meet up later?ââ¦âI canât, sorryâ¦Iâm Balnacing My Checkbook tonight.â Sureâ¦it doesnât make sense, but does it matter?
So Matt is goneâ¦Matt Hasselbeck is going to the Titans to play with Jake Locker, and that means we will be seeing a new starting QB for the Hawks. I get itâs a business decision & I donât blame either Matt or the Hawks for thisâ¦itâs just a bummer to see him go. Iâve been a Matt supporter since he joined the Hawks, yesâ¦even back when everyone was bashing himâ¦hey, I have to back my fellow bald brother! So now the Hawks move forward with a QB battleâ¦Charlie Whitehurst, Tarvaris Jackson, and Matt Leinart? Okâ¦not a battle worthy of the main event at Wrestlemania, but a battle nonetheless. Tarvaris is supposed to sign with the Hawks on Fridayâ¦this could be interesting as this might lead to the Hawks getting his Vikings teammate, wide receiver Sidney Rice (which would be awesome). Leinart is rumored to have come to an agreement with the Hawks tooâ¦matt has been a bust so far in the NFL, but Iâm curious to see how he will do with his former USC coach as his coach again â Pete Carroll. Hellâ¦look what having Pete as his coach again did for Mike Williams, who had a great year with the Hawks last season, and he was considered a NFL bust after being a superstar at USC. We shall see.
This morning when we were talking about that Oregon representative David Wu, who stepped down after allegations that he had an âunwanted sexual encounterâ with the 18 year old daughter of one of his friendsâ¦this led us to trying to figure out what the meaning of âunwantedâ isâ¦I figure she didnât want her dad to find out she hooked up with his friend, but you never know. The texts were flying in with what that means, and this one summed it up best:
Unwanted sexual encounter would be where she is ok with sex but he put something somewhere she wasn't ok with.
Ahhh...well that makes sense!
Yesterday during the STP-CASTâ¦Mono Nick showed me this picture of Ben Affleck rocking the Bieber âdoâ, and it Fâed my day upâ¦look at this:
I was about to drop Affleck as my fave dude & move on to Matt Damon. Thankfully we found out that he has this awful hair style because itâs for a movieâ¦Affleck, yer back on the top of my âcool guyâ list.
Today's Video blog stems from a silly challenge we made during the STP-CAST yesterday. Listen to the STP CAST by going to the BJ page of KISW.com (click on podcasts). www2.kisw.com/listen/category/STP+Podcast
Okâ¦so when you are a politician, and you are in trouble for a sex scandal for having sex with his buddies 18 year old daughterâ¦the last picture you want to hit the web is this one:
What an outfitâ¦I wonder if he was doing a literal impression of Tiger Woods! Who is Tigger David Wu is a house democrat in Oregonâ¦the fact that he had sex with his buddyâs daughter is insaneâ¦but then again, can you really trust a tiger?
A very deep philosophical conversation came up this morning, BJ read a story about how in college people are âsextingâ like crazyâ¦shockingâ¦I know, but I posed this question: We all know guys will share naked pix of chicks when they are sent to them, itâs almost like bragging rightsâ¦but what about the ladies? If a chick gets a Johnson pic sent to herâ¦is she going to share it with her female friends? It just seems awkward if she didâ¦âHey Sallyâ¦I see that you are eating a burrito, which made me think of this pic that some dude sent me of his muleâ¦would you care to see it?â Based on this text thoughâ¦in a way, chicks do share itâ¦although unlike usâ¦they share it for a good chuckle:
When us girls forward peen pics along its not for bragging rights as much as it is to make our girlfriends laugh...
So guysâ¦be warnedâ¦yer âpeenâ pic is comedy gold for the ladies.
This morning we were talking about how Amy Winehouse, by dying, has joined the 27 Club. This is the âclubâ of musicians that have died at the age of 27. Itâs freaky how many artists have died at the age of 27â¦here are some of the notable ones:
I need to get this off my chestâ¦itâs a positive thingâ¦Iâll consider this my open letter to the WWEâ¦.
Thank you. Thank you for making wrestling interesting again. Last nights RAW was great from beginning to end, the story lines are top notch, and CM Punk needs to be congratulated for saving the WWE. Looking back at that promo he did a few weeks back (where he called everyone out) should be looked at as the promo that changed the current state of wrestling as we know it. He is the best thing to happen to the WWE in years. He is the Stone Cold of this generation.
P.S. Please sign Velvet Sky from TNA as she needs to be a Diva.
If you missed RAW last nightâ¦CM Punkâs return was epicâ¦and I am glad he is using a song that he used to use in Ring Of Honor as his entrance musicâ¦it fits him perfectly:
After RAW went off airâ¦CM Punk did address the crowdâ¦
Iâm telling yaâ¦up until recently I would typically watch RAW on Tuesday or Wednesday on my DVRâ¦these daysâ¦I watch it on Monday nightsâ¦granted I still wait until 30 minutes to an hour after it starts so I can fast forward through commercials. Gotta love getting the east coast feed on the USA HD channel..so RAW starts at 6 pm instead of 9 pm on the standard definition USA channel.
Since "Captain America" is the #1 movie,Â Mono-Nick hasÂ come up up with the Top 3 Little-Known Facts About Captain America:
--He has a buddy that never does a thing to help him out in battle named "Captain Canada."
--Those chemicals that gave him superpowers were a mix of cocaine, ecstasy and ketamine
And Mono-Nick's number 1 Little-Known Facts About Captain America:
--He's so brave he once went into a bathroom right after the Hulk finished using it.
Today's video blog features us having fun with yogurt...kinda strange...I have to admit.
So BJ, Vicky Barcelona, and The Rev went to see Captain America over the weekend…they weren’t the only ones that saw it, as it was the #1 movie out this past weekend…and based on their review, it sounds like a great film. Their reviews were great, but no where near as great as this review we got via Text at 77999:
I like capt. America's big bulge on screen.
I didn’t see Capt. America over the weekend, but the wife & I did watch some movies at home. We watched that Drew Barrymore & Justin Long movie…I think it’s called Going The Distance, it was a pretty good flick for a date film…some funny moments…plus it had Charlie from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia in it, and his character was hilarious! We…ok…I…since my lady fell asleep…watched The Kids Are Alright. I watched this because I ragged on it last week, and a guy named John told me that my opinion that the film is artsy fartsy was way off & I should watch it…so I did, and John was right, it was a good flick. Finally, we watched Malfunkshun: The Andrew Wood Story….this is a documentary about Andrew Wood, the lead singer of Mother Love Bone, who sadly died at the age of 24 from an overdose. This is a great documentary…some awesome live footage, and great input from friends & family on who Andy was…if you are a fan of Mother Love Bone…get this DVD…in stores now!
Boy do the Mariners SUCK! They lost 12-8 to the Red Sox, got swept for the series, and by doing so…they broke a franchise record. What was the record you ask? Well..for SUCKING! It was their 15th consecutive loss…beating the 1992 record of 14. C’mon M’s…only 8 more to tie the league record of 23 (done by the 1961 Phillies)…sadly…that feat is possible, The M’s head to NY to play the Yankees next, and then back home against Tampa…yikes!
It’s looking like we will have football this season, as the players association and the league have reached an agreement! But that wasn’t the big football news….the big news is that Big Ben, Ben Roesthlisberger has decided to only expose his Johnson to one woman til’ death do they part. Ben got married! I love this text we got about that:
Ben Roethlisberger got married over the weekend...saw that he wants to take his new bride somewhere romantic and sentimental for their honeymoon...and hasn't ruled out a nightclub bathroom in Georgia.
A new study out of England calculated a bunch of different lifetime driving stats for the average person. The average person will . . .
--Own 26 cars.
--Drive almost 300,000 miles.
--Break the speed limit 18,165 times, or about 300 times a year.
--Fill up with gas 2,645 times.
--Flirt with 68 other drivers.
--Sit in 9,348 traffic jams for 100 days, 21 hours, and seven minutes.
--Get lost 336 times.
--Have 35 minor accidents, including bumps and scrapes.
--Break down 13 times and have 15 flat tires.
--Eat in the car 1,093 times.
--Spill a drink in the car 306 times.
--Apply make-up or brush their hair 363 times.
--Argue in the car with their significant other 3,646 times.
--And finally, LISTEN TO THE RADIO 4,879 times, for a total of 376 days, 11 hours, and two minutes.
I shared that I have 2 major fears while driving…one being that I won’t look at the person driving next to me out of fear of being shot, and the other is that I have a fear of my tire blowing out while driving! We wound up getting texts about the story we read, and texts regarding my fears…here are some of them:
Had a guy chase me down on the freeway to ask me out on a date. I said yes just because I was impresses with the effort. :-)
I always think about being shot, tire blowing out, people dropping something off a bridge, and cargo falling off the car and impailing me through the window.
I had an explorer and I was arguing with the wife. I punched the steering wheel and the horn was stuck on for 30 miles.
I have the same fear of being shot while driving
Offered a chick walking down the road a ride... She ended up screwing me before we got to where she was going.. No she wasnt a hooker either... Damm good
Im afraid to get shot and blow a tire at the same time!
I flirted while driving and had the girls write their numbers on a piece of paper and hold it up to the window for me to see
i some what have the same fear of being shot. Hence the reason why i pack a pistol on my person AND one in the glove box AND one in the center consol
Definitely afraid of being shot while driving lol... stupid Everett!
im a cop so my fear of being shot while driving is legitiment
Same tire blowing fear too!! Wow...
I in traffic in Seattle and ended up hooking up with the chick in the other lane that night
I have the same fear of getting shot while driving!! You're not the only one...lol!!
So Amy Winehouse died over the weekend, this morning we talked about the reactions people had to her death…hell on Facebook alone I haven’t seen such polarizing opinions…from jokes, to people that were PISSED about the jokes. Me personally, I’m not going to crack jokes about her…nor am I going to go on a soap box about how important her music was. She wrote some OK songs, and she died at a young age…too young, but she couldn’t get her “Ess” straight. The eerie part of it was that she died at 27 years old…thus putting her in the 27 Club. This is a “club” of musicians that all died at 27: Hendrix, Morrison, Joplin, Cobain, Brian Jones for the Stones…and the list goes on & on! Because she is in that “club”…one joke did come in that cracked me up:
Beiber turns 27 in 2021. Patience
Today's Video Blog features Jeetz in Cle Elum for the Pork In The Pines BBQ Championship Cook Off & Music Festival. Here is Jeetz On The Streets!
We came across this article on www.KIRO7.com & being that Captain America is in theaters today we thought this would be a great discussion this morning.
This summer has been a dream for fans of superhero movies. DC fans got the chance to mull over the merits of "Green Lantern" while Marvel aficionados have had three films to deeply analyze in "Thor," "X-Men: First Class" and, now, "Captain America: The First Avenger." While opinions have been split on what works and what doesn't for each film, the forces behind this year's superhero summer fare can probably rest assured their movies are at least better than the five following superhero movie disasters.
1. "Batman and Robin" (1997) -- Overacted and underwhelming, the film can only described, charitably, as an embarrassment.
2. "Captain America" (1990) -- "Captain America" is doomed by its unbelievably bad B-movie atmosphere and laughable visual effect. Honestly, it's almost too painful to watch
3. âCatwoman" (2004) -- At least Halle Berry had a sense of humor about the whole thing and showed up in-person to collect her Razzie Award for Worst Actress.
4. "Superman IV: The Quest For Peace" (1987) -- Christopher Reeve personally wanted to preach the agenda of nuclear disarmament with this fourth and final "Superman" chapter, but despite all of his good intentions, the film dropped a stink bomb instead.
5. "Superman III" (1983) -- Atrocious, slapstick-heavy comedic attemptsâ¦and even goes so far as to cast a legitimate comedian, Richard Pryor, in a major role.
So that is their list of the worst super hero filmsâ¦what would you put on the list? Here are some of the texts we got:
Dare devil with ben affleck is by far the worst. From blake the g man
Catwoman...not even Hallie Berry's hotness could make up for that trash!
The first Hulk movie...it was called Hulk...probably the worst superhero movie i have ever seen except the dog fighting scene!
Daredevil. F aflek and f steve
Punisher war zone
I hate to say it, but as huge fan of Xmen comics, the Wolverine: Origins movie was a giant sack of crap.
Ghost ridder..... Close second to batman and robin..... Or the superman with richard prior
The Toxic Avenger, it was entertaining but God was it awful
Batman and robin . The one with the bat nipples. Cajun
Flash Gordon was awful.
Spawn had a lot of potential but fell short
howard the duck. luved it as kid absolutely the stupidest movie ever! Alesha~
The first punisher movie with dolf lundgren. EPIC FAIL!
Elektra was a huge pile of s***!! Just when you thought you were out of the woods with Daredevil they come out with that pile.
Speaking of Capt. Americaâ¦BJ, Vicky, and I got to meet him!
A five-minute preview of the new "Beavis and Butt-Head" debuted at Comic-Con yesterday. It included a segment where Beavis and Butt-Head mock "Jersey Shore." Here's a clip. The new episodes are expected to begin airing on MTV in October.
Based on that clipâ¦I am now officially excited for the return of Beavis & Butthead. This is brilliantâ¦back when Beavis & Butthead first hit the TVâ¦their whole bit was to goof on MTVâs programming, which was playing videos back then (shockingâ¦I know), so they would goof on the videos that were big at the time. Well now that MTV is all reality TV programmingâ¦I bet thatâs what they will doâ¦goof on the shows like Jersey Shore, Teen Mom, and all those âI once was a fat teen but now Iâm skinny, just got pregnant, and I want to learn how to skateboardâ type of shows.
They premiered that beavis & Butthead at Comic-Con, and that wasnât the only big thing to come outta Comic-Conâ¦for us wrasslin fansâ¦CM Punk made a âsurpriseâ appearance when Triple H was talking at Comic-Conâ¦this once again solidifies why CM Punk is the best in the biz:
A morning canât suck when these 2 Bikini Baristas come in, huh?
Yupâ¦Kira & Vanessa from Java Juggs came in today. Java Juggs is located in 3 spots up northâ¦Edmonds (221th & 99), and Everett (117th & Evergreen Way, and 128th & 99). This is the stand that was in the news a few weeks back for doing bad stuff...and Kira & another gal, Jamie called in during Listeners On The Loose a couple of weeks ago to tell us that the charges against their stand were dropped & none of it was true.
Whenever I hear about bikini baristas...I think of that great song by the guys in Quickie...hell...Toppy's car is featured in the video!!!!
Here are the ladies from Java JuggsÂ in todayâs Video Boingâ¦uhâ¦oopsâ¦I mean Blog!
Iâd like to start my blog off with the greatest & most random text we have ever received!
Im in the car with my two kids ages two and six months i just reached back in my six month olds car seat to find his Binky and put my hand right in poo i pulled over and looked theres s*** overflowing haha
Iâll put that one in the âBeing A parent Is Funâ file!
Boy is Topshelf hurting today! Some asked me Did you go to the Sounders game last night? Noâ¦I missed Golliath (Manchester United) beat the tar outta David (Sounders FC). Others askedâ¦Did you go see Katy Perry? Nopeâ¦I missed her. Why? Iâll tell you whyâ¦I was at the hottest event ofâ¦last night in Puyallupâ¦thatâs right, I was hanging at the Lounge in Puyallup with Topshelf, as Toppy hosted a KISW event. If you are curious how the night wentâ¦.here is a visual proof that Topshelf was rocking itâ¦look at how âhungâ he is:
I do have to say, I have never been to the Lounge before, I plan on hitting up that place more oftenâ¦it was AWESOME. Cool vibeâ¦the people that work there are cool, and it has an outdoor back area! Itâs on 142nd & Meridian for those living nearby!
Based on this, we took calls and texts on the strangest gifts you have receivedâ¦here are some of the texts we got:
My girlfriend and her mother on my 26th birthday. Yes a full on tag team. Toppy would have loved moms rack
I once received a penis pump from my friend shane for my birthday. It was really weird
My roommate gave me his girlfriend for the night. I was so drunk at the time I didn't realize who it was until the next morning
For my birthday my crazy cousin dressed as a clown and came to my school during lunch. I was humiliated.
5 bucks to split between my husband and I from his well off grandma for chrismas
For my 11th birthday I got a salt & pepper shaker (and not an heirloom to be handed down. Just a plain one). I have also received wall paper samples from the same grandmother. What 11 yr old isn't wanting a salt & pepper shaker and wall paper samples???
for my 20th birthday my grandma gave me a childrens story book. and i dont have any kids
One year my sister in law took a picture of her neighbor's horse and had the picture printed on t shirts for my kids. She didn't realize the picture was of a fully exposed male horse.
I got a can of olives and a cat toy for my birthday from my deranged grandma
I got a chasity belt when I was 15 from my mom
A box of Snapple caps with trivia on them for Christmas. Patrick Cahill.
Rogaine for christmas from the in laws
My daddy gave me a bone for my birthday. Signed. Lucy
I got a industrial size tub of peanut butter for my birthday. Signed Lucy
Daddy gave me a pole to "workout" on, sara
We received this message on BJâs Facebook wallâ¦you can find BJ on Facebook by searching for âThe Real BJ Sheaâ.
Beau writes usâ¦.
Bj, here's my topic idea. Love your show!
Based on the fact my buddy was âurinatedâ on at a party by his friends this weekend, and is STILL friends with them, I want to know what other people's friends have done to them and whether they are still friends with them.
Wellâ¦we took calls & texts on Beauâs message, and here are a few of the texts:
When my buddies and i were im elementary school we put WD-40 On one of thier brake pads of their bike and he went head first into a fence lol
Had sex with buddies mom at his party then got a ride home from him.were still good friends he has no idea atleast I think. Drunkin gorilla
I have had 3 differ buddys puke on me we all still friends
This is ronny, one time while me and a friend were chillin he for no reason punched me in the mouth, after scuffle we resolved his problem and were fine.
Hola bitches... Garbageman drew. My friends and i will randomly sign each other up on petitions like gay marriage then they get calls and propaganda. Ha.
My friends tied me up and then beat me. Thats what happens when you pass out first. Still friends.
Ever heard of a "furn gully"? its when you rub your ass crack on somones noes. happend to me once... surprisingly we are still friends.
One time I pushed over a port-a-potty with my buddy in it and we r still great friends..... We wouldn't that crap get between us.... Jason:)
I always Photoshop my friends faces onto a porno picture online. Of course I put them on the girls body so it looks like there getting pounded by a guy haha.
Painted my buddies fingers and toe nails then put makeup all over his face. then woke him up and put him on a plane to Anchorage. B-Rock
Well I was about 5or6 beer bongs into it and a full glass of vodka I stabbed my best freind with a screw driver in his chest after blacking out
My friends dressed me up in my ex gf thong and bra. I woke up after and didn't even notice for a minute.
hey steve landscaping we use to have to travel as a crew and would turn the heat on and pass gas to get eachother. Thanks joe in gig harbor
Todayâs video blog features our new kitchen at KISWâ¦the vending machines were removed the other day and replaced with this new way of vending called Avanti Markets. Seriously itâs like we have our own convenience store in our kitchenâ¦itâs so awesome!
56% of Americans Drive with Their Dog in the Car at Least Once a Month . Hell I do it a few times a weekâ¦taking Lucy to parks, and to get her nails did of course. Well according to Triple A & a company called Kurgoâ¦what I, and many others do, is dangerous as it'll negatively affect your driving. I can see that....Iâve seen dogs climbing all over drivers as they drive. Hellâ¦one texter wrote us & said âMy ex would have 2 dogs on her lap while driving.â Iâm not that badâ¦I keep Lucy in the back of the Jeep when I drive, but that didnât stop the jokes from being texted in:
I bet lucy loves it when STP straps her down with the seatbelt.....
BJ said that I should be crating Lucyâ¦.which led to more jokes:
Lucy wouldnt be able to get to peanut butter munchies in a crate.
It is funny when I drive with Lucy in the carâ¦itâs yet another reason why even though Lucy is hands down the happiest loving pup, brains are definitely on her side. Lucy will stand the entire time in the back of the Jeep, so whenever I hit the brakes or make a turnâ¦she loses her footing and flies from one end of the back to the other. If she would just lie don back there she would be fine. But then againâ¦this is the same dog that will bark every time we flush a toilet in the house, bark when the ice maker makes more ice in the fridgeâ¦itâs the same dog that figured out how to open the guest bedroom doorâ¦only to close it on herself & get locked in the guest bedroom until one of us gets home. Yeahâ¦Lucy is smart.
Back to dogs in cars being dangerousâ¦So what kind of distractions are we talking about?
About 52% of drivers admit that they take at least one hand off the wheel in order to pet their dog. (Iâm guilty of this)
--23% of people have used their arms to hold the dog in place when they slam on the brakes, instead of paying attention to whatever forced them to stop. (not guiltyâ¦although I will do the arm move when my wife is in the passenger seatâ¦.just like my mom & dad used to do to me when pops hit the brakes)
--19% have had to let go of the wheel to keep the dog from climbing into the front seat. (not guilty)
--18% have reached into the back seat to interact with their dog. (guilty)
--17% let their dog sit in their lap while driving (not guilty)
--13% feed their dog or give him treats (guilty)
-- 3% have TAKEN A PHOTO of their dog while driving. (okâ¦people that do that are morons)
I rarely ever use the word CUTE in my blog, but I really donât know what other word to use when describing what this 6 year old kid didâ¦he sent a letter, a fan mail, to one of the dudes in Harry Potter. No, not one of the cast members, but one of the characters: Professor Dumbledore. Here is the letterâ¦howâ¦ughâ¦cute is this?
This letter is so awesomeâ¦I remember when I was a kid I wrote a letter to President Ronald Reagan after he was shotâ¦I wrote him a get well card & I actually got a letter back from the first lady, Nancy, thanking me. The only other time I wrote a letter was to Sean Burke of the New Jersey Devilsâ¦he was my favorite Devil, and my buddy Chris would write New York Rangers players & they would send him autographed pictures, so I figured I would do the same & get an autographed photo of my favorite goalieâ¦only problem was that Sean never wrote me back! That being said, we asked the Rock-A-Holics if they have ever wrote fan mail to a celeb, and if they got a replyâ¦here were some of the texts we gotâ¦.there are some great ones in here:
I wrote a letter to president clinton when I was 8. I got a letter back from him a couple weeks later.
Growing up my whole life with chuck norris and his movies, i sent him a letter requesting an autograph with a picture. In return all i got was list of chuck Norris jokes
Wrote Henry rollins! He responded a couple times!(email)
Wrote a letter to wonder woman when i was 10 or 11 telling her i liked her boobies. Never got a response :(
I wrote a letter to John wayne gacy asking him not to kill or eat me.....damn clowns
I wrote nolan ryan a letter when I was 10 and he responded with a letter and a signed card and certificate of authenticity.
My cousin wrote a love letter to michael jackson when we were 5 or 6. It never got sent, but my grandma has kept it all these years (she's almost 23). No idea what the letter says, but I do know she included a piece of candy in the envelope, which is still in there. -âCammi from Federal Way
Jacques Custeau he sent me a letter and an autographed pic of the calipso.
when I was 5 I sent a letter to c 3 p o it was sent back to me with the stamp could not translate
Notre dame mascot. I was in 2nd grade and just watched Rudy
I wrote to Santa Claus when i was 5. A couple of days later, post office said the north pole address doesnt exist.
When I was 13, I wrote letters to JCVD & Tia Carrere from Wayne's World, received autographs from both of them!
3rd grade wrote to T-âbirds thanking them for an awesome game with my dad, got back a package had a team signed poster a puck and 2 tickets. Jake-âauburn
A friend in high school wrote to Dave Thomas the founder of Wendys and he sent back an autographed picture and a letter back to my friend.
I wrote Hawk the leader of the GI Joe's and not only did I get a letter back it was signed by all the Joe's still have the letter to this day...
My freshman year i wrote Jack Nicholson. It was about 3 months later I got a signed photograph in the mail. My mom freaked out because there was no postage on the envelope and it looked hand delivered. Here's Johnny! ~Brianna from Yelm
I sent three Shaq rookie cards to him and got six cards signed back
I wrote a letter to Peyton Manning in 1999. He sent me a 8x10 autographed pic.
I wrote a letter to dan marino in the eighty's and sent my only 2 rookie cards of his to ask if he would sign them and never got anything back
We sent a wedding invo to barrack and michelle and got a nice form letter reply
I wrote to Jim carrey when I was six. I got back a one sentence letter and a autographed 8 by 10. The letter said, "Spank you very much but how did you get my home address?"
Brian May from Queen in 2001. I got an encouraging, personal letter back from him about a week later.-âEm
I wrote a letter to Bruce Cambell from the evil dead movies when I ten and got an autograph picture of him and two tickets to see Army of Darkness.
I idolized lee majors the six million dollar man . sent him a letter telling him how cool he was in 1980 and he wrote me back telling me how much he appreciated me watching him with a sighned pic . still have it
When I was 10 I wrote a letter to Randy Johnson explaining how I was dubbed "Mr. Snappy" of little league baseball. He wrote me back telling me to keep up the good work and included a signed baseball and a jersey!
I wrote a letter to Mr. T when I was 7. I got a response that said "keep pityin' tha foo" but it was in my dads handwriting. Karin from lynnwood.
A website called PopMatters compiled a list of the 10 greatest movie comedies of all time. Their main goal for the list was to find classic comedies whose humor has held up across generations . . . so there's nothing made after 1999. Here's the full top 10:
10. "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut", 1999
9. "Airplane!", 1980
8. "National Lampoon's Animal House", 1978
7. "Tootsie", 1982
6. "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", 1975
5. The Marx Brothers' "Animal Crackers", 1930
4. Woody Allen's "Love and Death", 1975
3. "Raising Arizona", 1987
2. "The In-Laws", 1979
1. Mel Brooks' "The Producers", 1968
I call B.S. on this list for several reasonsâ¦there are plenty of better comedies out thereâ¦hell I have the perfect exampleâ¦SLAP SHOT. Last week I had my wife watch SLAP SHOT with me & I assumed she wouldnât dig it, but she loved it....the film stands the test of timeâ¦itâs hilarious!
This weeks Intern Challenge is a tribute to Sherwood Schwartz...the man that created Gilligan's Island, who died last week of natural causes. He was 94. Schwartz not only created Gilliganâs Island, but he also wrote the theme song. Our Intern Spicoli has 60 seconds to approach a complete stranger, start singing the theme to Gilliganâs Island, and get the person to sing along with him. Do you think he will do it? Check it out in todayâs Video Blog!
There is a 77-Year-Old Congressman in Iowa, I don’t know what his political beliefs are…nor do I care...and the reason being is what he did recently. Seriously…run for president buddy, you have my vote. The 77-year-old Congressman in Iowa’s name is Leonard Boswell , and on Saturday night, he was hanging out on his farm with his 75-year-old wife Dody, his daughter Cindy, and his 22-year-old grandson Mitchell. Around 10:45 P.M., an armed robber busted in through the front door of the house, attacked Leonard's daughter Cindy in the entryway, and demanded money. Only problem is that he picked the wrong old congressman to mess with…when Leonard heard Cindy screaming, he decided to take and attacked the robber!!! While he was wrestling with the guy, his grandson grabbed a shotgun from another room, and pointed it at the robber. The guy finally decided to bail, and ran off into the woods surrounding the farm. So far, he's still on the loose. Leonard's been representing Iowa's 3rd District for eight terms in Congress. He's also a war vet who flew helicopters in Vietnam. How bad ass is that guy? Seriously…if they made a movie about him, Clint Eastwood HAS to play Leonard…call it “Gramps With A Gun” or something like that. You picked the wrong elderly man to Eff with punk! This was a great story! It led to us taking calls from people that have had to fight crime at some point in their life…here are some of the texts we received:
6 years ago I came out of the shower to find a guy trying to rape my wife I grabbed my bat and swung for his head found out it was her office stalker...
I was working at the broadway Safeway, a guy was hassling the berista so I went out to confront him. He took a swing at me and caught me with a glancing blow, I swung back and laid him out. The cops showed up and said it was self defense even though he was about 130 and I was 220.
When my ma was in her thirties living alone in tuson az she was held at knife point in her apartment by a robber she bit off his ear and chased him down the street with her 357 mag blazing only to realize she was nude
I stopped a shoplifter n front of bartels n the middle of 5th ave at westlake center with a rear naked choke nice
My friend chased a guy down the street in his underwear shooting at him with his gun for trying to steal the battery out of truck.
A guy tried to rob me at knife point outside the puyallup lowes. I drew my 45 smiled and called him a dumbass. He dropped the knife, cried like a bitch til the cops showed
My husband fought off a gang member with his ax. by the way im a recovering addict and i wouldve never taken anything that didnt belong to me. Todd and Sarah
I once had to fight off a big bald guy that was sexually assaulting his dog needless to say lucy was thankful cause dogs have rights too. The mask vigilanty
Dang the WWE is kicking ass with their stories these days…the latest storyline is that Triple H (Vince McMahon’s son in law) showed up to Raw to tell Vince that all the execs are questioning if Vince is in his right mind to still run the company, and Triple H has been appointed to take control of the WWE and fire Vince…it was an awesome moment…check it out:
I love the part where Cena threatens to go to another TV Wrestling show…”Brother!”
Today we played the audio of Dave Grohl going off on a fan that was fighting during the Foo Fighters set….Grohl is awesome!
Based on this we asked people for their stories of when they were kicked out of somewhere…or when someone they know was kicked out…here are some of the texts:
A friend of mine was at a concert up in snowquamy pass. He got kicked out for throwing snow balls
Got kicked out of a bar for busting a guys lip opened ,for calling me a whore....i gave him a chance to say he was sorry ...but he refused....
Good morning guys, went to the killswitch/dragonforce/sword concert a few years back and my buddy rob thought it was a great idea to save time to pee on the legs of the fellow mash-pitter in front of him
i also got kicked out of the lynnwood pool for life back in 1982 when i was 13years old for trying to beat up the manager
I got kicked out of the Tacoma dome in 2006 at Monday night raw for chanting "f*** john cena"
I got got banging my girlfriend in the back of the library and got baned for all 4 years
I had a friend kicked out of a strip club after a WWF show for asking the undertaker and the big show if what they do is fake.
My bf and I got kicked outta Fox's for lewd contact!
When I was 18 I got Kicked out of a medieval fair for challenging some guy to a duel over his lady and drawing my sword. first and last event I went to.
Was thrown out of a strip club in the canada after I threw up on a stripper. ~ Stu, Ft. Lewis
I got kicked out me giggles for laughing to giggleing to loud:-)
I Gave My Friend $1000 To Poop In One Of The Toilets In a hardware store. And He Got Band From There
I was hanging out with STP when i got kicked out....of his room. The peanut butter got thin and i accidently bit him. ......Lucy
Today's Video Blog features the Rev & Vicky checking out a band loved by felllow geeks...Kirby Krackle!
Finally we are back live…we have been off since last Tuesday, as BJ was sick on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. How did BJ get sick in the summer? Well it’s obvious…BJ was at the Mayhem Festival, rocking out to Disturbed, Godsmack, and Megadeth….and BJ learned a valuable lesson…to load up on Vitamin C before taking his shirt off and moshing during Godsmack’s set!!!!
While we were off, I utilized the time to watch a few movies…no, not at theaters…in the comfort of my own home…the wife & I watched The Adjustment Bureau with matt Damon…damn was that an awesome movie. I’m not just saying that to get in good with Damon, as he could put me in contact with the man himself…Ben Affleck! Great story, great ending, the film was full of suspense…a well made film. We also watched The Lincoln Lawyer with the wife and the in laws…wow was I surprised by that film. The description of the movie made it sound like a real snoozefest….it said something like this “A lawyer that works out of his Lincoln car defends a man for a horrible crime” …or something to that extent. Yes, that is what the film is about, but a better description would have been this… “A lawyer that drives an old school Lincoln is hired to defend a rich kid that was accused of doing some Effed up crap, and this film is full of many ‘Holy Ess” moments!”
This morning we read that Oprah Winfrey, now that she is done being a daytime TV star, is learning how to swim. Wait…the most powerful woman in the world (minus Karma for my fellow wrasslin fans) doesn’t know how to swim? She’s 57! This led to us asking the Rock-A-Holics to fill in this statement: “I can’t believe I am as old as I am, and I still don’t know how to do _____!” For instance…I admitted that I’m 36 & I don’t know how to drive stick. I know…how lame!!!! Here are some of the texts we got:
In 24 and dont know how to ride a bike. Drunk driver hit in when i still had training whls and we were 2 broke to buy another
I'm 26 and i still can't blow bubbles with bubble gum
I am 22 and can't cook. My boyfriend does all the cooking but in my defense I do all the cleaning
Thank you Steve. I cant drive a stick either...im 26 and it seems like everyone around me can. Even my younger sister. Its embarrassing.
I'm 23. It's not that old, but I should know how to change the oil in my car.
I can't believe I'm alnost 30 & still can't parallel park.
47 & still cant roll a joint
Long division...im 28
Im 22 and still dont know how to whistle ~*Kacie*~
I'm 38 and I can't hoola hoop OR do the Electric slide but I have been told I'm a great dancer.
42 Male, cant tie a tie
I'm 32 & I can't hold a conversation with my wife of 5 yrs.
I'm 34 and still can't use a yo yo – Stacy
I can't believe I'm as old as I am and can't make lucy howl without a full moon. Steve the producer.
I mentioned wrestling above, and yesterday I had some friends over and we watched the WWE Pay Per View Money In The Bank…wow, what an awesome Pay per View. This PPV was better than Wrestlemania, and both Money In The Bank matches were awesome…full of great moments, and Aberdeen’s own, Daniel Bryan…or “D-Bryan” as Booker T called him….won the Raw Money in the Bank…so he will get a title shot whenever he wants! That was an unexpected ending & all of us at my house were yelling like little kids when he got the briefcase. The main event was CM Punk taking on John Cena for the championship…it was an unreal match…one of the best, and the fact it was in CM Punk’s hometown of Chicago made it even better. The crowd was fired up, and when CM Punk won, the place went nuts. Yup…CM Punk won the title, and the storyline is that he is done with the WWE after that match, and he is leaving the WWE with the title & taking it elsewhere…hell, even after winning the title…CM Punk eventually left the arena by going through the crowd…it was bedlam. The sign of the night was: “If Cena wines…we riot!” Honestly, based on the way that crowd was during the match, I wouldn’t be surprised if they pulled a Vancouver.
The true highlight of the Pay per View was that my wife hung with me & 3 of my buds, who are HUGE fans of wrestling…I don’t think she realized how geeky us wrestling fans were until she was stuck in a room with us. The look on her face was priceless as we geeked out about old school wrestlers, certain wrestling moves, and story line speculation.
Today’s Video Blog is another installment of Jeetz On The Streets. Last Tuesday was the Mayhem Festival, and Jeetz hit the beer garden and asked some Godsmack fans to ask the guys in Godsmack a question, and Jeetz then played the questions back for Sully & Shannon from Godsmack...Check it out:
So can you believe this story….Tacoma is looking to pass laws to stop the spread of abandoned shopping carts. This is a big problem apparently, as people are taking carts from the stores & not returning them. BJ wanted to blame the homeless for this, but I disagree…yes, homesless folks steal carts…but they are keeping them as those carts hold all their worldly possessions…it’s almost like their car/home. So BJ then wondered who is taking these carts…and we got some texts explaining why they are being abandoned:
Hey im a garbage man and apartments near grocery stores seem to have tons of shopping carts esp the ghetto ones
People take grocery carts to the bus stop or to their houses if they live within walking distance of the grocery store. They pile up in alleys and on street corners. – Lynne
Majority of carts end up at apartments, used by losers with no car.
This makes sense…it’s stupid, but it makes sense. What ever happened to the days of people have a folding cart that they bring with them, attach to their cart, and then load their bags in? That’s what my mom used when she would go shopping…as the grocery store was around the block from our home & mom doesn’t drive. But then again, doing that requires common sense.
The real epidemic with shopping carts has nothing to do with them being abandoned if you ask me….this is the true epidemic, and it pisses me off to no end. If you use a shopping cart…when you are done loading your car…don’t just leave the cart in the spot next to your car you dumb mutant! Either bring the cart back, or bring it to the check point in the parking lot where they keep the carts. They have those check points for a reason, they are all over the lot…walk a few feet you lazy bastard…or be like me, and park next to one of those check points so that the commute is quick.
Yes, it’s the stupid things that get under my skin…not politics, not religion…it’s shopping carts.
Earlier this morning we played this audio…. A Marine asked Mila Kunis to go to the Marine Corps Ball with him in a YouTube video…here is the video:
Mila has accepted!!! She and Justin Timberlake were being interviewed for their upcoming movie "Friends With Benefits," and Justin put the hard sell on her by saying she needs to do it for our country, so she caved and said yes.
I was thinking that this could lead to copy cat date requests with celebrities. Being a married man, I’m not going to ask out a female celebrity…but I figured I could apply this tactic to accomplishing a goal in my life…to hang out with Ben Affleck!!!! Today’s Video Blog is all about that!
What a great weekend…yes the weather was great, but my weekend can be summed up by an awesome Saturday:
Ride The Ducks.
Jeter: 5 for 5, and gets his 3000th hit with a home run.
My wife, my brother, and my homie Dave & his family all hit Seattle to Ride The Ducks, and I have been on the Duck many times, and this last one was the best. All the tour guides are great, but our Captain this time was the best yet…big shout out to Capt. Lou Segusi. Yup…say it out loud, Lucy Goosey…it was like it was meant to be. He was great. After the Duck, we went to Pier 57 for a great dinner at the Crab Pot. I love that place, and I didn’t realize that The Crab Pot was once featured on Man V. Food! The guy in line in front of us was a tourist that was there because he saw it on the Travel Channel. If you missed this one, like I did, here it is:
Quality Planning , an analytics company that works with auto insurers ranked the vehicles most likely to be ticketed, based on the number of moving violations issued for each 100,000 miles driven. The top car to most likely get ticketed is the Mercedes-Benz SL-Class Convertible. According to Quality Planning, this convertible is expensive and very fast , and at this pay grade, who worries about getting tickets, anyway? Here is the full list:
1. Mercedes-Benz SL-Class Convertible
2. Toyota Camry Solara Coupe
3. Scion tC Coupe
4. Hummer H2/H3 SUV
5. Scion xB Hatchback
6. Mercedes-Benz CLS-63 AMG Sedan
7. Acura Integra Coupe
8. Pontiac Grand Prix Sedan
9. Mercedes-Benz CLK 63 AMG
10. The Volkswagen GTI hatchback
Based on the fact that the Mercedes-Benz SL-Class Convertible is considered the most ticketed vehicle…we asked the Rock-A-Holics this: What were you driving when you got your worst speeding ticket? How fast were you going? Here are some of the texts we got:
I had a red 98 trans am and aout of all the times I would top the car out @ 145 mph, I only got 1 ticket. I was going 75mph in a 35 zone the it cost me $200
95 mph down 99 ... Turns out the speed limit is only 40. I had been doing 110 before the 99 bridge where they caught me and my silver Infiniti G35 coupe
I was driving my 69 camaro with a built 383 the ticket was for reckless driving 145 in a 25 zone
1991 geo storm GSI. I90 floating bridge109 when I was clocked. $383 ticket.
I was in my 2009 Dodge Viper doin 180mph. I was given a ticket for $2000 spend a day in jail and lost my license for 30 days.
Dan in Olympia, doing 124 mph in a 65 when the cop asked me why I was speeding I answered "didn't see a reason not to there is nobody on the road." He told me t o slow it down and let me off with a warning
Today we were reading the story about that wack job, although really hot, chick that fell in love with Domick Maldonado…the guy that shot up the Tacoma Mall 6 ½ years ago. She saw him on the news, felt that he was the “one”, started writing him, sending him topless pix, and eventually MARRIED him. This is crazy! This led to us taking calls on this: “I know it’s crazy, but I’m attracted to ___________.” Here are some of the texts…some strange ones in here:
Roller derby girls those short skirts are hot. Kris in Tacoma. magic was awesome this weekend
Pictures of dead women... Post autopsy when the blood has been drained - I know its crazy, probably why I haven't told the wife.
I know its crazy but I find myself attracted too.... Hot Pregnant Chicks .
I think casey anthony is hot hot hot.. Am i wrong?
A man who can handle a gun. If they're crazy enough to shoot someone maybe hell tie me up in bed
I know its crazy, but I find myself attracted to womens feet! Not just any feet, but clean slim feet with long toes and soft soles.
I find myself attracted to Ginger men. The redder the hair, the better. I get made fun of for it all the time by my girlfriends
I am attracted to big woman . 400 plus lbs . bigger the HOTTER
Dude. i am also a necrophiliac too! god im glad im not d only one.
I was maldanados celly in pierce county he got letters from girls all the time hot ones what a deuche
Of course the jokes had to roll in about me….
I know its crazy but I'm atttracted to my bald ugly owner he makes me do things I don't want to do but he always has a fresh jar of peanut butter signed lucy
I know its crazy but I find myself attracted to my owner steve. Singed Lucy
I'm attracted to men who are into dogs AWESOME THE PRODUCER
I don't know why but I like much taller two legged males. Lucy the producer.
Today's Video Blog is another installment of Jeetz On The Streets! On Saturday, America's Next Top Model was at the South Hill Mall in Puyallup doing auditions for next season...our very own Jeetz was there!
I am so tired todayâ¦.I think itâs because I was up late watching Wipeout. That show would be my absolute favorite show if I was a stoner. I love all those shows where peopleâ¦mind the punâ¦wipeout on padded items and land in water. The slo-mo kills me every time. I remember watching Ninja Warrior all the time, man that show cracks me upâ¦I would watch those for hours when they would have the marathons.
I am so glad the weekend is hereâ¦the weather is great, and I think the lady & I are going to hit Seattle tomorrow with my broâ¦and possibly Ride The Duck. I believe that will be my 4th time on the Duckâ¦never gets old. I plan on telling my boss Hairclub that is the plan, he, for some ridiculous reason, doesnât understand the greatness of the Duck. Heâs that guy that will flip off the happy people in the Duck when it is driving by different parts of Seattle.
So BJ teased a story I was going to report on this morning, and he said something to this extent: "An Edmonds coffee Stand is in troubleâ¦for prostitution!" ...this led to us getting this text message:
Dammit steve!!!! You need to tell us where the crooked coffee girls are BEFORE they get shut down. . . Very disappointed in you
HahaâThanks a lot! The crazy part of the story is that the stand that is in trouble is a stand I would drive past all the time back when I lived in Lynnwood: Java Juggs Espresso. Yes, itâs shocking that a place with the name JAVA JUGGS would do something like this, but police did a big undercover investigation for several months & found out these chicks were showing off more than just a bikiniâ¦and for the right price you can cop a feel!!!! WOW!!!! I know being a cop is a tough gig, but I would think the ones that get to be a part of that type of a sting would be pretty stokedâ¦kind of like the cops that do the undercover stings at strip clubs to see if they are up to no good. We got a great text regarding thisâ¦although I think the answer is obvious haha:
Why did the stings on those bikini coffee stands take 9 months
Later on during the show...Jamie & Kira called in, they work at Java Juggs and wanted to say that the charges were dropped and the story wasn't true.Â We wound up getting calls from guys that said that the story is true & they have been flashed (and more)...way to raT OUT THE LADIES FELLAS!!! It was one big "she said, he said" battle, but I don't care who is right....as the ladies sent us pix of them...check out the hotties from Java Juggs!
Here is Jamie:
Here is Kira:
This morning we came across an article from the website Tres Sugar (pop culture site) about what you would tell your 17-year-old self. They asked their readers to submit the things they would tell their teenage self, and here are some of the responses:
Penny wrote: "To believe in myself & watch my credit closer and that I'm smarter & stronger than people gave me credit for."
Katy says: "You are beautiful. Enjoy it now, because it's as good as it's going to get!"
Kristina posted on their site: "Pick your college career BEFORE you go to college instead of changing your major 300,000 times."
And finally, Brigitte wrote: "That I wasn't fat, lol!"
Besides Katyâs (her response was hilarious!), these responses are pretty lame, and we were sure the Rock-A-Holics can do better than thatâ¦What advice would you give to your teen self? If you could go back in time & warn yourself about somethingâ¦what would it be? Here are some of the texts we got:
Dont get married moron to the first piece of tail running around youll have great chances in your future job as a bouncer
She's ur aunt by marriage, do it. Monster
she'll be a fat, nasty, bitchy hag that will leave you and your kids for your best friend." ~TruckerSteve~
College was a waste of time. Join the Army at 18 instead of waiting until 24. Oh, and get a vascectomy ASAP.
Id say stacie had herpies!
I would tell myself not 2 take 40 hits of acid all @ once
Buy all the microsoft stock you can!!!!!
I would tell steve to tell himself stick to creamy peanut butter not the chunky kind. From lucy
Todayâs Video Blog features some interesting stuff we saw online...plus I get busted for watching something online, and no...it's not Tube8!
Gotta get on my soap box for a second…I promise I’ll keep it short. Anyone that opposes a strip club opening in an area full of business is a moron.
Ok. That’s it.
Alright I do have a little more to say about it…this is all based on the story about a new strip club that is trying to open up in Lake City…near the old Ricks (RIP), located where the Seven seas restaurant used to be. The opening to Pandora’s Cabaret (get it…Pandora’s Box?) has been delayed because a day care is pissed and say it’s against the law to have it so close to them…only issue though is that this day care isn’t a licensed day care so there argument doesn’t stand. But even if it did…what are they worried about? It’s not like strippers are in the streets stripping with a sandwich board to attract customers, and the people that typically go to a strip club during the hours a daycare or a school is open are usually old lonely guys. What are they afraid is going to happen? The worst thing these kids might see is a guy wearing very loose shorts in the dead of winter.
This morning we were talking about sex…shocking I know…but we talked about a report that Elizabeth Hasselbeck did for Good Morning America that said that there is a growing trend with parents that let their teen kids have sex in the house! This is crazy…their rationale is that it’s better to give them a place where they can be in a safe environment. I am not a fan of this…If I was a parent there is no way I would turn my home into a love shack. You are a teen & you do what the rest of us did…be sneaky…cars, movie theaters, or be like me & many other loser teens…and don’t have sex. Here are some of the texts we got regarding this:
Are you freaking kidding???? I am a Marine, my 16 year old daughter has a boyfriend and has the fear of God in him. He asks me if he can rub sun tan lotion on her back. I tell him she is my daughter, if he would do a specific act in front of me and thinks I am ok with it then he will be fine.
I have a 14yr old daughter & 2 16yr old sons & I`m a realitively "cool" mom but no way in hellg are they having sex in my house! Christie
Absolutely not. Completely inappropriate. That parent should be shot in the face by amy fisher
My mom insisted me and my girl use her bed to have sex when we were teenagers...We even found her toy drawer with the condoms in it.
my aunt let my cousin have sex "in a safe environment". she got knocked up and felt the need to get married to "do the right thing". now she's 20, has a 2 year old and getting a divorce....way to go aunt k! you win mom of the year!
As long as he understands that 16 is legal in Washington and if he's not getting it done, I might have to take over and show him how it's done.
Part of the fun is sneakin around, and i dont want hear or know about it
My parents were completly against having sex in the house. They found out when the ceptic tank back up and there was about 30 condoms in the back yard
Did lucy have sex in steves house when she was a teenager or did steve wait till she was of legal age? -Big Daddy
This morning we came across a new study… --In a new survey by the staffing service OfficeTeam, 46% of Americans say they've worked for a terrible boss. And 59% of those people stayed in their jobs and just took it. OfficeTeam also has some tips for how to handle different kinds of bosses in case you're one of the three-fifths who stays in a bad situation . . .
MICROMANAGER. Build trust. Never miss deadlines, be obsessive about details, and keep your boss posted on your step-by-step progress.
BULLY. Stand up for yourself. When they shoot down a good idea, try to calmly explain your rationale. They could react positively to a voice of reason.
BAD COMMUNICATOR. Try to schedule regular check-ins so you can make sure you ask the right questions and take care of all the necessary details.
UNPREDICTABLE. Don't take mood swings personally. And when your boss is going through a bad mood, keep your communication limited to urgent issues.
Based on this we took calls & texts on why your boss sucks!
My boss is such a tightass. I've been working for them for nine years. I run the shop & make them lots& lots of money. But I only make $17/ HR. We do over $2 million a ye but it only lines their pockets. They don't care that we live paycheck to paycheck.
when my wife was having her baby my boss wouldnt let me leave work so i punched him in the mouth and quit shes everything
My boss doesnt pay us overtime. Anything over the 40 hours he writes off as comission. We also dont get paid holidays or benefits.
My boss would call me in the middle of the night to tell me to write emails the next day *Mandi
My boss sucks because he is also my dad. Self explanatory.
My boss sucks because he discovered my canine fetish and yells at me for it on the air. Now everyone knows. -signed Steve
Never had a bad boss... But I'd let Vicky be my boss if she promised to be bad.. Rofl.. C'mon, I really need an aye pape! Help me out STP! -Jarrod from Monroe
Today's Video Blog features Jim Norton, Dave Attell, and Bill Burr as they hung out and took phone calls while on air last friday. Plus, Mono-Nick delivers some of his jokes to them for their review!
Need I say more? People are losing their minds about this. Iâm sorryâ¦I have no opinion on the decision, yes, the things I read sure make me think that she was guilty, but thatâs based on the âmediaâ trialâ¦I wasnât in the courtroomâ¦nor did I care enough to watch the televised court trial. I would have watched her if she was on the Spice channelâ¦or Cinemax after dark (Skin-emax yeah!). I do know one thingâ¦she is guilty of being a hot piece of ass! We were reading that she is currently pregnant againâ¦this story comes from the National Enquirer, which is relatively factual from time to timeâ¦the crazy part is that she has been behind bars. If she really is preggo, it had to happen while behind barsâ¦which is not like it would be all that difficultâ¦all she would have yo do is whisper in the ear of a prison guard: âHeyâ¦.heyâ¦.look at me! Wanna put down that baton, and use your other baton on me?â
Like I said people are losing their crap over thisâ¦I guess there is a Twitter campaign to have nobody tweet at a certain timeâ¦kind of like a moment of silence. Iâm all for that oneâ¦In fact both Toppy and I are both gonna stop Tweeting altogether in a show of solidarity for whatever it is we are showing solidarity for. I like this email that we got from Manny regarding all of this hoopla:
A lot of people on my facebook were posting about turning your porch light on at 9pm for Caylee....I turn my porch light on every night and thought most people did too...
So many people think that Casey Anthony got away with murderâ¦based on this we asked the Rock-A-Holics to finish this sentence: âI Canât believe I, or someone I know, got away with ______?â Here are some of the texts we got:
I cant believe that i got away with shatering my schools vending machine trying to knock down a purchased dorrito in highschool. Was told i would have to pay but never did and had no problems graduating because of it. Jake
I cant believe it that someone in my science class got away of rolling a joint and smoking it in class
I can't believe my best friend got away with telling his direct supervisor at a big box retailer toÂ **** his ****
I can't believe Steve got away with dog napping. Please send help! Lucy the hostage.
I got away with selling drugs since 15 y/o. At 40 i have a nest egg, a good job, and no felonies.
Todayâs Video Blog is another installment of the Intern Challenge. Today's Intern Challenge was submitted by "Crash"..."Crash" texted us: âGuys ...I bet your intern can't convince a chick to give him the Ric Flair karate chop!â Tahiti Steve has 60 seconds to convince a woman to give him the famous Ric Flair chop/slap against his chest....with his shirt off...will he do it?
Thanks to everyone that came out to the 2nd annual BJ Shea Comedy Riotâ¦man this will be a tough one to beat. Seriouslyâ¦it was a great night of comedy, and HUGE thanks to Jim Norton, Dave Attell, Jim Breuer, and Bill Burr for joining us. Alsoâ¦huge thanks to surprise guest, Craig Gass, for kicking the night off. It was an awesome nightâ¦all the comics were hilariousâ¦my fave being Jim Breuerâ¦it was awesome finally getting to see himâ¦.I have been a fan of his for years and this was my first time seeing him. I totally made an ass of myself backstage when I met Jim. Jim was beyond a nice guy, and I turned into a fan boy big time while B.S.âing him, and I actually said: âMan Jim, I have been a fan of yours for yearsâ¦I listen to your DVDâs all the timeâ¦.uhâ¦.I mean watch themâ¦uhâ¦I listen to them too, but I watch themâ â He laughed it off like it was no big deal, but I felt like a nimrod. Regardless, later on I got to chat with him some more, and heâs just a cool dude! Check me out, geeking out with a guy whose DVDâs I listen to!
So Michael Vick is back with NIKEâ¦they announced that they have resigned himâ¦thus proving you can bounce back from almost anything. No OJ, being accused of murder is still badâ¦you canât get your rental car endorsement deal back. It would have been funnier if PUMA endorsed Vickâ¦and they could have the slogan say âHeyâ¦he didnât kill our animal! Puma!â
A dating service called It's Just Lunch surveyed 5,000 single people about how quickly they decide on whether or not they want to have a second date. 60% of men and 55% of women say they decide in UNDER 20 minutes....this is interesting...we wound up taking calls on what was a "deal breaker" when you were on a date with someone...here are some of the texts we got:
My date got mad at the waiter for smiling at me...this was after he took me to a harry potter movie for our first date ...no im not 16 lol
Hi! This is Meli. Date dealbreaker: the guy drank like a fish and i am in recovery. Plus, he looks like a leprechan with a Guinness.
at the end of the date, he told me he was married
Went on date with a guy who shared a story about beating his son... He called for a second date i told him he needed to take prenting classes instead.
I went on a date with a guy that wanted to go for a walk. He stopped randomly to feel my legs. I then decided he was a creeper *Mandi
I went on a date and the guy brought a book....on dating. Deal breaker. Karin-â Lynnwood
I recently went on a date with a guy who referred to his mother as "mommy". That's okay when you're 5 but not when you're 30. Definitely no 2nd date after that.
First date he let me know that he had a diaper wearing fetish...didn't even think about a 2nd date
Deal breaker for me was finding out her name used to be Tommy
deal breaker for me was when this guy (we will call him steve) put me in a skirt and heals and said bark for daddy. i was so uncomfortable. signed lucy in Puyallup
Approximately 50,000 people were at Gas Works Park yesterday for the Family Fourth Fireworks display on Lake Union. It looked awesome over there, and the Fireworks looked great tooâ¦but not everyone had a good Fourth Of July, as I read in the news there were at least 3 house fires due to fireworks in the NW! Because of this, Mono-Nick came up with one of his âlistsâ:
Mono Nick's Top 3 Reasons Why Your 4th Of July Sucked!"
-You tried a Veggie Burger for the first time, liked it, and now you're questioning your sexuality.
-All those patriotic celebrations just remind you of that time Uncle Sam "touched" you.
And here is the #1 reason why your 4th of July Sucked....
-After your fourth serving of BBQ at your Korean neighbor's house you noticed their dog was missing.
Todayâs Video Blog we finally come up with a handle for our intern Scott!
Big show tonight…I hope you guys will be there tonight for our 2nd Annual BJ Shea Comedy Riot. Jim Norton, Dave Attell, Jim Breuer, and Bill Burr…4 of the funniest comics around are at the Paramount Theater. Tickets are still available, and you can walk up to the Paramount ox Office tonight & get tix.
So former U-Dub hoops star turned pimp, Venoy Overton, was in court yesterday pleading not guilty to promoting prostitution charges. He was in trouble because he allegedly made his girlfriend hit the streets of Kent & sell herself . According to the charging documents, the woman worked as a prostitute for three nights, splitting her earnings with Overton, the woman was arrested May 20 after offering to perform a sex act with an undercover officer for $200. Overton promised her that they would be financially secure once a National Basketball Association team drafted him. I think Venoy had a little too much faith in his abilities…as no team drafted him….possibly the fact that he is a pimp hurt his chances? The part I love about this story is what Venoy said…After his arrest, Overton told police it was the woman's idea to work as a prostitute, but he said he agreed because, as he said: "I'm not going to turn down money from a girl."
Speaking of money…I have to get this off my chest…I am NOT a fan of fireworks. I get why people dig them, but people spend so much money on that crap…nearly a billion dollar industry, and for what? BOOM. Now your money is gone. You spent a hundred bucks to basically turn that money around & blow it up into nothing. If I have an extra hundred bucks, I’d rather put it to something that has a more lasting experience…like a lap dance. Kidding of course, but I guess I’m too broke to justify burning my money. Plus there is the risk of injury. After all we are dealing with stuff that explodes…so you payed a hundred bucks, and are left with 9 fingers. That doesn’t sound like fun for me. We took calls on the injuries people have had or have seen thanks to fireworks…here are some of the texts:
I had a friend that owned a fireworks stand which said he makes $ 50,000 for the 4th of july sales.
My ex roommates gf lost an eye from a lit sparkler her daughter launched at her
Last year my cousin literally blew himself out of his shoes and pants playing with an M80, he landed himself in Harborview!
My friend blew off BOTH of his hands throwing quarter sticks of dinamite out of his car, one didnt go out and he searched for it ,found it and blew up when he was pushing it out the window, he was studying to be a docter
My friend lost an eye... when he threw a bottle rocket, it came back at him..
My friend blew a chunk of his leg out with a sparkler bomb in 08. He had to do a year of physical therapy to rebuild the muscle he lost
First time i ever got a roamin candle, shot it the wrong way. Not much happened just a scar on my neck
My friend Armando was in a roman candle fight with our other friend. He kept getting shot in the face. Turns out he was holding it backwards! Yes, its on video.
While tossing bottle rockets...one hit the ground bounced, went off and flew up my shorts....toasted the boys....
My sister burned off her eyebrow as a kid with a bottle rocket. She still has to draw it on everyday and she's now 30
Today’s Video Blog features the very funny Jim Norton, Dave Attell, and Bill Burr…3 of the comics performing at the BJ Shea Comedy Riot tonight at the Paramount (Jim Breuer will be there too, but his travel plans made it impossible to make it this morning).
I love this story: Police arrested a Brooklyn rapper who was performing atop a 25-foot light pole in Time Square. Oney Island Joe…AKA C.I. Joe (that’s a great rap name, by great…I mean Stupid) said he did it as a publicity stunt to help his struggling career. This led to Mono Nick giving us his Top 3 Reasons Why You Haven't Made it as a Rapper:
--Your signature drinking song is called "Daiquiris Up!"
--Instead of "Scarface", you constantly quote "The King's Speech".
--You prefer to sip Cristal instead of pour it on scantily clad bee-otches.
Last night it was date night for my wife and I, so what did we do…we went to Britney Spears! Or as I would like to call it…Skank Fest 2011…oh my I think the rev’s gal & my gal were the only 2 girls that wore jeans & weren’t “Ho’d” up. It was hands down the best people watching ever…I have never seen more crazy drunk sloppy women rocking the mini-skirts. Chicks get crazy at these shows…girls were being kicked out for being too wasted, chicks were puking, it was AWESOME! One thing I did walk away with…there should be a rule…really LARGE women should never…ever…wear a mini skirt. I’m not trying to be an ass, and I know that everyone is beautiful in God’s eyes…but even God would take one look at you and say “Are you really gonna wear that?”
Did you hear about the guy that hosts the TV show “To Catch A Predator”? Chris Hanson, who has made a career out of catching awful human beings…has been busted for something he did. Look…what he did was no where near what he caught people doing, as what they did was & is horrible…but it is funny that a man that catches people was caught. What was he caught for? Cheating!!!! He was having an affair & the National Enquirer set up a sting & busted him…would have been better if the TV show Cheaters caught him. Based on the fact that he was caught…we asked the simple question: How were you caught, or how did you catch someone cheating? Here are some of the texts we got:
My ex-wifes mother and I were in the middle of well you know and she walked in all hell broke loose she was suposed to be home the next day and came early. Matt
BJ, the girl I was with for 2 years told me she was pregnant. I never told her I was sterile.
By old IM chats that he forgot to delete & his teenage kids found
My ex cought me picking crabs out of my puebs!
I knocked up my ex wifes friend which was also my neighbor....wife found out when she figured out the kids last name ~JAY~
MY NOW EX WIFE SAW THE DNA ON MY BLACK T SHIRT AFTER A WALK TO GET SOME FRESH AIR WITH HER FRIEND OOPS
I noticed we were going through alot of peanut butter and Lucy always had it on her nose From AWESOME the Producer
Today's Video Blog features a gift that the Rev got, and we narrow down the search for a name for our intern Scott.
Toppy returned this morning….it’s always great to have the Topshelf back! Toppy went camping with the lady & caught a fish for the second time in his life, and got so drunk one night that he puked. Atta boy Toppy! Shockingly, the night he vomited he wasn’t able to get things “going”…he wasn’t able to pitch a tent if you catch my drift! Speaking of tents, Toppy told us they didn’t camp in a tent, they had a cabin…to which BJ & I both agreed is the way to do it. Either cabin or RV, that’s what I call camping. I’m not into sleeping in a tent….the next time I’m sleeping on dirt will be when I’m dead. In fact, I want my gravestone to say this under the years I lived: “Finally camping like a man”. This conversation inspired a couple of text messages from the fine Rock-A-Holics…Both of these texts came in at 6:06, one from a 253 area code & the other from the 206. Here they are:
You guys are a bunch of p****es
U don't know how to camp p***ys
You have to love starting the day off with encouraging texts like this…I might be crazy, but part of me is thinking these guys are in the same area with each other…It seems a little interesting that we got pretty much the same text from 2 people at the exact same time. Do you think they collaborated on what to say, sent the text, and then made out because of how excited they were to “learn us.”
The latest news regarding the LA Dodgers filing for bankruptcy is that Major League Baseball has objected to the bankruptcy filing. Being the huge baseball fan that he is, Mono-Nick had something to say regarding the news that the LA Dodgers have filed for bankruptcy this morning…if you missed it…Nick presented to us his Top Signs Your Baseball Team Is Bankrupt:
- Players are encouraged to steal second. And fans' wallets.
Seattle police are looking into the "very embarrassing" circumstances that led to a semi-automatic assault rifle being left on the trunk lid of an unattended patrol vehicle in public…the word spread when someone took a pic of the rifle on the back of the car. A lot of people are losing their minds about this…look, fortunately nothing bad happened, but who hasn't left something on their car? Recently I left my water bottle for hockey on my car, and drove off with it...granted a water bottle is certainly less dangerous than a assault rifle, but we all screw up. This led to us talking about making huge mistakes while on the job, and what were the repercussions...and here are some texts we got:
Was driving a fork lift and hit the gas not the break and ran into a one of the shelves holding product which then fell and hit another shelf which hit another by the end 6 shelves had tipped over and I was banned from using the fork lift.
Fell asleep on watch, next day I had to stand 20 hours of watch straight on one post
My friend got staph in his blood and heart almost died from nurse that endi his dialysis from her own staph strain. She was only written up 4 it Tims princess
I smoke a lot so I screw up at work every day. -mono nick
I dropped a $40k computer. I was lucky it was already broken. No punishment.
As a stupid youth, I killed a cat. My mother turned me in. I spend 2000hrs at an animal shelter gassing the unwanted animals.
Had sex on my boss's desk & left a mess on it! ended up getn fired. go figur?
Today's video blog features a spoon that nearly "killed" BJ, and our new intern Scott!
Congrats seattle…finally we are at the bottom of a list, and it’s a good thing! Men's Health" just ranked the 100 largest cities in the U.S. by LAZINESS . . . and Lexington was named THE laziest city in the country, and Seattle came in last…meaning we are the most active!. The rankings are based on exercise rates, the percentage of households that watch more than 15 hours of TV a week and buy more than 11 video games a year, and the death rates from sitting-related diseases like deep-vein thrombosis…I don’t know about you, but I have been terrified of dying at the hands of deep-vein thrombosis for years now. Deep-Vein Thrombosis sounds like a metal band. Lexington finished in last place. It's just lazier than Indianapolis in 99th place . . . Jackson, Mississippi in 98th . . . Charleston, West Virginia in 97th . . . and Oklahoma City, Oklahoma in 96th. On the other end of the list, Seattle was named the least lazy city in the U.S. It just beat out San Francisco . . . Oakland . . . Washington, D.C. . . . and Salt Lake City. So this got us thinking…our show clearly is not to blame for being an active city…unless playing magic, video games, watching baseball, or watching Monday Night Raw constitutes as being active. So there has to be people out there that are doing cool stuff…so we asked people what do they do that keeps them active? One guy called in to say he does 2 things: Hot Yoga, and plays Trampoline Dodge Ball. I’ve wanted to try Yoga as I hear it will help my flexibility for playing goalie in hockey, but my wife has showed me moves & I have to say that is some difficult stuff…plus if I went, I hear that it’s impossible to hold in farts…I would bring people to tears with my gas in a hot room. Trampoline dodge ball sounds awesome….I guess there is a room of trampolines & padded walls in Bellevue where people play! Here are some texts we received regarding the things people do to stay active:
I practice the three B's Baseball Batches And beer
I ran the rock n roll half marathon last Saturday. 13.1 miles in just under 2 hours. 26,000 people ran that day
Every Saturday I pick up trash and help out at St. Vincent Depaul... and no I am not on community service guys just nice to help
I took the day off work on Friday to climb mt. St. Helens. We couldn't see anything at the top but it was still awesome!
I play roller derby. Dockyard Derby Dames of Tacoma!
I spend my time officiating Roller Derby. Huge shout out to the Jet City Rollergirls. Big Eddie
Other than work I play in several flag football leagues, Softball, and I officiate peewee football. Sometimes taking up to 5 of my evenings. Ben the main
Me and dad do some peanut butter wrestling. From Lucy the Producer (thanks a lot)
CM Punk proved last night why he is the best in the world of wrestling…he is deserving of being put up there with some of the best heels ever. Not only can he create brilliance on the microphone, but his in work abilities are great as he can sell a storyline line none other these days. The WWE has struck gold with his current story…as it is based on some truth…Punk is in the middle of contract negotiations & they haven’t been able to work out a deal (rumor has it that Punk doesn't want to give up ownership of his name to the WWE, but others say he wants to be like Jericho & take a break)…so Punk announced that his match against Cena at the Money In The Bank Pay Per View on July 17th in his hometown of Chicago will be his last match. He also said that he is leaving with the belt & quitting right after that. That alone made it compelling to me to actually order that Pay per View, but then he drops this at the end of RAW last night…ladies & gents, CM Punk at his finest:
My prediction…Punk wins the belt…takes a break…I mean, quites…and then there is a story arc for them to get him to come back after he takes a few months off. The one thing for certain is this…Vince McMahon is a genius for letting CM Punk do what he does best!
Today's Video Blog features an epic battle of Beat The Producer...where 5 bucks is on the line!
We are back from a few days offâ¦BJ was in LA taking his daughter off to college, and I was at a radio conference in Miami (I knowâ¦sucks to be me, being stuck in the sunny 3-0-5).
BJ shared how it was tough letting his baby girl leave the nest as all emotions were hitâ¦laughter, crying, and yelling. Sounds like a typical weekend at Topshelfs! BJ also shared a story of how he almost got into a car crash while in LAâ¦as he almost hit a COYOTE!!! Yes a coyoteâ¦apparently there are a lot of coyotes running the streets of Los Angelesâ¦I knew there were plenty of Cougars in LA, but Coyotes? Waka Waka! Maybe the Coyote was trying to catch that pesky Road Runner? Okâ¦that was badâ¦I am sorry. I knew it was bad when I said it on air this morning, yet for some awful reason I thought that if I typed it out I could flesh it out & make it a good joke. Mission failed.
Miami was pretty awesomeâ¦we were put up at the Eden Roc hotel in Miami Beach, what an insanely awesome hotel. Hell, there were celebrities all around us. We wound up seeing Dennis Hoff from the Bunny Ranch at the hotelâ¦he was there hanging with all of us radio folks all weekend, and yes, he brought his âgirlfriendâ, Cami. I only know her name because I texted Thee Ted Smith that Hoff was there with his blonde galâ¦to which Ted responded with her name & some other great info about her. Apparently he met her while he was celebrating his 30th birthday in Nevada! Also at the hotel was Paul Giamatti, I heard that Selena Gomez was there (I guess she is a Disney starâ¦dating Bieber), as well as reports that people saw Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook founder) at the poolâ¦we looked for him but didnât see him, we were told he was wearing green crocs. The highlight though, was running into Gloria Estefan!!! Iâm not a fan of her music or anything, but she is like the queen of Miami, and she showed up to eat at the hotel restaurantâ¦that was pretty damn cool.
One thing I learned about Miamiâ¦you need to be rich to live thereâ¦I have never eaten somewhere that is so expensive. It was so bad that my wife & I decided to share a meal one night and the bill was still 45 bucks! At one point we were walking in South Beach & the joint promoted 2 for 1 drinks. One issueâ¦one drink cost 20 bucks!!!!!! At the end of the day though, I canât complainâ¦this was the view from the hotel:
So the latest rumor about Mel Gibson is that he is dating some greek fetish modelâ¦sheâs into dressing like a dominatrix etc. Both sides say they are just friendsâ¦would have been funnier if Melâs rep said that Mel finally found a woman that is ok with him hitting her. Well this story inspired Mono-Nick to come up with some more jokes as Mono Nick thinks it would be cool to date a dominatrix. Here are Mono Nickâs Top Cool Things About Dating a Dominatrix.
--Exploring safe-words really improves your Scrabble skills.
--The stiletto bruises on your junk is a great conversation starter.
--In a pinch, nipple clamps also make great roach clips.
This morning we were talking about that guy in North Carolina that robed a bank for a dollar so that he could be arrested and go to jailâ¦he wanted to go to jail because he could then get free health care, and he had a bunch of issuesâ¦well, there was an update to that storyâ¦apparently a few miles from where he robbed the bank there is a clinic that would have helped him for freeâ¦this led to a topic where we asked people to finish this sentence: I should have known better when I did _______? Here was the best of the bunchâ¦I donât know if I believe it, but it is a rather entertaining text:
When i knockd up my sister! she told our entire family what was goin on 4 a long time now she wants 2 marry me! little wierd.
Of course this led to text jokes about members of the show:
I should have known better than to introduce Toppy to my mom... you guess why...
I should of known better than to let Rev use my bathroom.
I should have known better when I started licking the peanutbutter....Lucy
Todayâs Video Blog is all about the Gay Pride Parade that happened yesterday. Our former intern Hot Kyle was there & here is his report.
I am quickly realizing that the better team won the Stanley Cup. Yes, I rooted for the Canucks in the finals, hellâ¦they are the closest to a home team that we have, and the Devils didnât even make the playoffs. But based on how the series unfolded, the Bruins were the better team, and deserved to winâ¦and now I am reading about some stuff the team did off the ice that solidifies that opinion. No, they didnât do anything charitableâ¦unless you considering celebrating like a bunch of crazy m.f.erâs a charityâ¦.they just rang up $156,679.74 bar bill at the MGM Grand in Mashantucket, Connecticut on Saturday night!!!! Yes, over 150 Thousand DOLLARS!! Oh, and it wasnât even the whole team celebratingâ¦it was just 6 of them: Tim Thomas, Zdeno Chara, Patrice Bergeron, Milan Lucic, Brad Marchand and Shawn Thorntonâ¦Giving a whole new meaning to âThe Original 6â! There are so many great parts of this storyâ¦first off they brought the cup with them, and drank out of it while there. They were seen dancing on the bar, buying drinks for people,â¦what a night! Now 100,000 of those dollars spent was on a rare bottle of champage: The Ace of Spades Midas Champagne bottle. There are only 5 of these bottles left (6 before the night began), and itâs 30 litreâs! Here is a pic of the receipt:
Yupâ¦they gave a 24,000 tip! I love that they bought 136 bottles of Bud Lightâ¦at 5 bucks a pop, that cost them $680! But the true highlight of this story is Brad Marchand. Brad became one of my favorite current players in the NHL for how he just made every shift count in the finals, but this picture makes me love him even more:
The look on his face is pricelessâ¦If there was a bubble over his head, I would imagine it would say: âHoly crapâ¦last week I won the Stanley Cup, and Iâm gonna have sex with oneâ¦if not all of these chicks tonight!â
So Hugh Hefner already has a new girlfriend, and I love this storyâ¦the girl is Anna Berglund, and she is (or was) the best friend of Hefâs ex that left him days before they were going to get married. Hefâ¦even though he is old as dirt, still is one deviant spiteful mofo!!! Talk about revenge! We turned this into a topic, and the phones & texts blew up with this one: After a relationship endedâ¦did you hook up with someone close to your ex (friend/family member)? Orâ¦after it endedâ¦.did your ex hook up with someone close to you? Here is just a small sample of the texts we got:
Yes i banged both her sisters and they were better than her
The drummer in my band broke up with his girl, she then hooked up with me (guitarist) and the began to date the lead singer.
I hooked up with my exs mom after it ended....and still do from time to time, just not as much because people became suspicious.
My ex is an deputy sheriff. When we broke up I hooked up with his sergeant.
When my x wife cheated I hooked up with her sister and had a blast
Sure have!! I hooked up with his best friend and brother but he got some bitch pregnant so thats how i justify my actions ;-)
Im cheating on my husband with his intern i met on facebook. -kathy
When I ditched my ex I hooked up with her younger sister and then sent photos to the ex to let her know. Revenge never tasted so sweet
I had sex with my wife's sister before we married
My ex left me saying she was going to a 4 year collage found out a month later she was with my cousin And never left town! what a whore
My ex girlfriend lucy left me for my favorite producer steve and they both ran off with all my peanut butter supply.
I humped my gf best friend in my gf's parents bed. Lmao. That's when I lost my v card.
My ex and her best friend got drunk with me and a buddy and i ended up nailing her friend while she was passed out right next to us so i literally hooked up with someone close to her
Monson says: the term we use for girls like that are homey hoppers. They are the best, when they hang out we know at least two of us are getting laid.
That's when Ryan's "Jackass" co-star, Bam Margera, chimed in. Bam hadn't spoken out about Ryan's death up to that point, but once he had a chance to Tweet, he unloaded on Ebert. He said: "I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day and piece of [crap] roger ebert has the gall to put in his 2 cents . F*** you! Millions of people are crying right now, shut your fat F****** mouth."
Here is the funniest Text of the day based on us talking about that story:
Bam told him to shutt his mouth?? The jokes on him. Ebert doesn't even have a mouth!
Todayâs Video Blog Features another installment of Jeetz On the Streets. Jeetz ran into the Westboro Baptist Church while at the Slut Walk on Sundayâ¦Here is Jeetz chatting it up with these wack jobs!
What an awesome weekend…my woman and I celebrated 6 months of married fun & went to Seattle for a date night. We got tix to see one of my all time favorite bands Thursday at the Showbox, and they were [playing with one of her all time favorite bands…Taking Back Sunday…what a great show. The word on the street was that those nut jobs in the Westboro Baptist Church were going to be there to protest the show. This was confusing to me…Taking back Sunday isn’t politically based band or a religious based band…so the reason why they were going to be there was puzzling…my only guess is that the Westboro morons saw the bands name & didn’t like that they were “taking back Sunday” since that is Gods day? Yeah…that does seem like a stretch & a stupid reason, but ya never know with those jack knobs. Sadly they didn’t show up to protest…I was looking forward to seeing them, and apparently the bands were excited too as they made up black t-shirts with a rainbow on it (in support of homosexuals), and everyone on e in the bands & crew wore the shirt…it was an awesome sight.
I have to say this…Thursday just put out a new CD called No Devolución, and it is in my opinion that it’s the best CD of 2011. I have always loved this band…their CD’s Full Collapse & War All The Time are 2 of my favorites, but the last couple of their CD’s were really good, but I was hoping for more from the guys…mainly because my taste of music has changed, and the whole sing/scream type style is not what I am passionate about. They ditched that style with this CD…it’s still heavy, but the singing is very atmospheric & interesting…I love it, I listen to the disc all the time.
In honor of Green lantern winning the weekend box office . . . Mono-Nick came up with the Top Surprises in "Green Lantern":
--Every time he puts his ring on, he winks at the camera and says, "Eat your heart out, LeBron."
--He had to resign from the Justice League for Tweeting pictures of his green junk to Wonder Woman.
--His green hue is really a super advanced case of gonorrhea.
My wife & I rented Hall Pass this weekend…it was hilarious. The movie cracked us up…minus one scene where we see a black man’s large member for an uncomfortably long time.
This morning we heard the news that Jackass star Ryan Dunn died in a car crash at 3 am this morning. According to news reports, Ryan tweeted a pic of him drinking with buddies Sunday night…makes ya wonder what was going on. One sad thing about the story is that the first line of the story about his death in TMZ was this:
34-year-old Dunn appeared in all of the "Jackass" movies -- famously shoving a toy car into his rectum in the first flick back in 2002.
Is that how you want to be remembered? As the guy that shoved a toy car there? Yikes! That’s not the obituary I would want.
Sadly Clarence Clemmons, from Bruce Springsteen’s E Street band, died over the weekend…and I saw a lot of Facebook posts where people said “Well…it looks like God needed a saxophone player.” If that is the case…what does that say about Ryan Dunn? “Well…apparently God needed someone to kick in the junk!”
Thousands took to the streets of Seattle yesterday with many women dressed proactively for a demonstration called the "Slut Walk." These marches in various cities are in direct response to a remark that a Police Officer in Toronto made. He said women could avoid being raped by not dressing like "sluts." Jeetz was there to talk to some of the marchers...here is Jeetz On the Streets!
What a way to start off a Friday! Sad news for all of you Rebecca Black fans! After having over 167 million views of her song âFridayââ¦she has pulled the video off You Tube. Why you ask? Because Ms. Black ainât no sell outâ¦.yes, I am being sarcastic! In an odd way though she pulled it because of money issuesâ¦she wasnât happy that the company that produced & posted the song were putting ads on the video, and also tried to charge people $2.99 to watch it. Thatâs crazyâ¦look, I enjoy a crappy song or 2â¦but I sure wonât pay nearly 3 whole dollars for that pile. 3 bucks can get ya 3 orders of the 4 piece McNuggets on the dollar menu after all. Granted her song might be gone, but Mono-Nickâs parody of her song lives onâ¦.
Speaking of Mono Nickâ¦being that this Sunday is Fathers Day, Mono Nick whipped up a segment for usâ¦he dubbed it theâTop Things You Donât Want To Hear Your Dad Say On Fathers Dayââ¦here is what Nick created for that list:
--It's okay, I'm your father. We can shower together.
--I changed your diapers for years. Your turn.
--And that's when I decided I no longer wanted to be a man.
--I got your name tattooed on my lower back. Is that weird?
--Come here and check this out! I've converted the leaf blower into a sex toy for your mom!
--Sonâ¦ I agree with everything Tracy Morgan says. Now, what did you want to tell me?
--Don't be surprised if you see pictures of my penis on the Internet soon.
--Your mom and I really beat the odds. The hooker-pimp relationship rarely ends in marriage.
--Wow, I'm surprised your mom can even walk this morning.
--Do your boys hit the water while on the toilet? Can I see?
--I got us two tickets to the "Glee" tour!
--Your mom was such a big slut, I'm not even sure you're mine!
We got some submissions from listeners via text on regarding the things you donât want to hear your dad say on fathers dayâ¦
--Hey son, your living proof condoms break!
--lets not turn this rape into a murder"
--I lost my SEX TOY
My buddy Ross sent this to meâ¦hilarious!!!!
Huge thanks to Lisaâ¦she is a fan of the show & decided to send us breakfast this morning for fathers day! Granted only BJ is a dadâ¦.but Vicky likes to call people papiâ¦the jury is still out if there is a lilâ Toppy out there that we donât know aboutâ¦and I like that Father Of Mine song from Everclear, so itâs good enough. Plus she picked the best place ever to treat us toâ¦VOULAS!!!!! We love Voulasâ¦get the Greek Hobo if you go there. Check em out at www.voulasoffshore.com
So Venoy Overton, former UW Huskie basketball player, was arrested yesterday after a prostitution bust. No he wasnât busted for having sex with a hookerâ¦he was busted for being her pimp!!!! Yes, Venoy is graduated last year from the Pimping Program at the University Of Washington. I canât believe this guyâ¦then again, I canâ¦he is the same idiot that was busted back in January for buying minors alcohol, and having sex with 2 16 year olds. Well he moved on to an older chick, because the prostitute claims to be his girlfriendâ¦sheâs 18 year old! So let me get this straightâ¦.Venoy is her boyfriend, and he sent her off to the streets of Kent to turn tricks for money? Geezâ¦look we all do stuff for the people we loveâ¦my wife makes me sandwiches for meâ¦I will watch Greys Anatomy for herâ¦but not Venoy, he asks her to other stuff out of love: âHey Babyâ¦can you go to Kent, and get 50 bucks for a humski?â
Todayâs Video Blog features us getting a surprise visit by Sikey & the gang from Voulas!!!!
Congrats to the Boston Bruins…they won their first Stanley Cup in 39 years…beating the Canucks in Game 7 up in Vancouver. Tim Thomas was the MVP & deservingly so…this guy was amazing between the pipes. But the story wasn’t the game…it was what happened after the game…the people of Vancouver lost their minds & tried to burn their city to the ground! I’m not kidding…look:
Yup…Vancouver was on display on the national level for rioting after the game. There were over 100,000 fans in the streets of Vancouver….and cars were flipped over, stores were looted, tear gas was set off, people were beat down, hell…even a mannequin was stolen from the Bay Store. A bunch of people also looted MAC makeup from the store…look…I don’t know much about fashion, but my wife uses that MAC stuff & it’s EXPENSIVE! I would have been right there with them grabbing that MAC stuff! I stayed up last night watching the CBUT coverage of the riots & it was insane to watch this chaos unfold…the part that was most F’ed up was watching people flip over & jump on top of, and eventually set fires to cop cars…and other cars for that matter.
The funny part is that these drunk nut jobs are caught on camera doing all of this…you don’t think that the authorities will track you down? There was footage of one “smart” rioter that did have a mask on, but at some point he had to adjust his mask & you saw his face plain as day! Dumbass. Speaking of dumb asses….
I thought what Nathan Horton of the Bruins did made for an awesome story…Nathan is the guy that was layed out for the rest of the series during game 1 of this battle, and even though he didn’t play in the game…at the end of the game he put on skates & his jersey so that he could celebrate with his team when they won the cup…but that isn’t the coolest story…if you have followed this series, you noticed that the Bruins & Canucks only won in their home arena, so being that game 7 was in Vancouver, Horton decided to bring their home ice with them…he had some of the ice from the TD Garden in Boston melted in a water bottle, and he poured that water on the ice at Rogers Arena…check it out:
Finally…I’m not a Bruins fan…not will I ever be (Go Devils!) but I have to say that I love Brad Marchand…he played his ass off, and every shift mattered when that guy hit the ice…something that the Sedin twins could learn from!
Huge thanks to Lisa Lampanelli for joining us…dang she is so funny! Lisa is going to be at the Key Arena next Saturday night…if you have the night free, go see her! Lisa coined a new term…C.W.A., and no it has nothing to do with Wrestling…download her interview to find out what it stands for…it’s so wrong, but hilarious!
Today’s Video Blog features us checking out that porta potty video!
Did you hear the shocking news? Hugh Hefner was dumped by his girlfriend Crystal Harrisâ¦just days before they were supposed to get married! I canât believe that a super hot 25 year old chick wasnât willing to go through with the wedding vows to an 85 year young man. I can imagine the vows: âDo you take this manâ¦tilâ death do you partâ¦which might be in a few weeks.â Even worseâ¦I can only imagine the conversation they have during their honeymoonâ¦âHoneyâ¦I took a Viagra & just crapped my pantsâ¦so you are going to have to change my diaper before we do anything.â
Trojan Condoms just did a sex survey, and in the survey it states that the most common "exciting" place that people have had relations is in a car, at 48%. Having sex in someone else's bed came in second, at 33%. Men say that the place they'd most like to have sex is in a plane, at 33%. For women, the most common answer was on a beach, at 26%. So we asked the Rock-A-Holics where the best place they ever did it or the place where they want to do itâ¦here are some of the texts we got:
I was on the crew that took down the Kingdome and had SEX on the 50 yard line in the Kingdome the night before the demelition... We both went BOOM !
Did it at my grocery store job in high school. In the warehouse where we kept all the back stock. On top of a pallet of 12 packs of soda. Then sold the soda.
Shoreline golf course about 2am we almost got caught by the grounds keeper
I had sex on the observation platform on the eiffel tower in paris.
Had sex on the observation deck of the space needle. They call it the o deck for a reason!-âkacie in federal way
In the grass at Pain in the Grass @4:20...
I've had a blow job on the ferris wheel in the seattle center. I was a busy day people were looking at us!
I had sex in a Victoria secrets changing room on black friday. Kinda hot with people all around and only a thin wall between us
Had sex in my teachers chair while he was on lunch break in high school "The Chapster"
One time I had sex in the hot tub @ wild waves
Sex at wwe event just like edge and lita did back in the day. Chris
I would love to have sex on a ski lift!
I want to have sex In the studio of KISW during the BJ Shea Experience! Live
In my dog house with steve. Signed. Lucy
Iâd like to go back to the text that said they want to do it hereâ¦that would be kind of awkward to see 2 people doing it behind Toppy while doing the show. Are we supposed to watchâ¦or do we just try and do the show & act like nothing is happening. Toppy said he would like to do it on the Ride The Ducks tourist ride. If he does thatâ¦I say she has to have the quacker in her mouth the whole timeâ¦now that would be awesome! Quack Quack Boing Quack!
Big night tonightâ¦game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finalsâ¦which Luongo will show up? Hopefully the same goalie that has showed up to the other 3 home gamesâ¦Lets Go Canucksâ¦beat the Bruins & celebrate winning the cup at home!!! Win or lose Vancouver is going to be rocking tonightâ¦over 100,000 people are expected to be in the streets watching the game. If they winâ¦it will be a party like none otherâ¦if they loseâ¦RIOTS! Cars will be flipped, so câmon Sedin twinsâ¦itâs on you if the city burns down, so score some goals. Speaking of the twinsâ¦I was reading the Hockey News & saw this cartoon & I thought it was funny!
Todayâs video blog is another installment of the Intern Challenge! Today's Intern Challenge was submitted by Chuck...Chuck texted us:
Yo BJ -- you should have your intern try and get a woman to bark at him. That would be funny if he pulls it off!!!
Tahiti Steve has 60 seconds to get a random woman to bark at him..will he do it?
A new survey asked men and women to rank the top five moments of their lives. Here's how it broke down. For men, the top moments went: Getting married , having a child, moving out of their parents' home, getting their first job, and then buying a home. For women, the top moments went: Having a child, getting married, moving out of their parents' home, buying a home, and then getting their first job. The first kiss ranked sixth on both lists. I agree with the list, getting married topped my list, and this is yet another reason why I don’t want to have a kid…so that I will stay on top when it comes to my wifes top 5!!!! BJ said I was grazy for saying that is my #1….his #1 is getting to work in radio…I get that, afterall he gets to work with both Toppy & I on a daily basis. Based on this, we took calls from people & what their top moment is…here are some of the texts:
My greatest moment was hearing an "aye papi" from vicky for the first time... never had that affected by a womans voice alone before love chadd
My best memory was when I got back from afganistan-daniel
1 becoming a published author. 2 trip to ireland with wife. 3 getting married. 4 blackhawks win stanley cup. 5 graduating college
if #1 for men is marriage..does that mean divorce is #2? Lol
Recieving road *action* the same day I bought my first new truck
Getting drafted by a junior hockey team and playing in front of 10k people
Best moment; 3-some with my current wife and her hot stripper friend. I knew then I had to marry that girl
banging 3 sisters and their mom in one night.
Scoring my first touchdown in high school football and having my dad there The dan man
Most fun experience was singing Paradise City with the New Originals and openin for Puddle of Mudd.
Hey. My name is denise from tacoma and my top experience was losing my virginity. I always heard how great it was and they were right!! Thanks.
Winning the showcase on the price is right! Whooo! Lisa in Olympia :)
Earning the title of US Marine. Then going back to school. Chris out of maple valley
When Steve met Awesome and finally opened the peanut butter for the last time. -- Lucy
Marching a halftime show with the Vandal Marching Band from the U of Idaho for a Seahawks halftime show. We whooped the Rams that game.
Top experience. Banging a stripper and now she is an F buddy. Yay me!
Ok seriously…Is Roberto Luongo screwing with us? Did you watch the game last night? Once again Bobby Lou crapped the bed & gave up 3 soft goals in the 1st period…then they pulled him & their back up Cory Schneider gave up a goal (granted his was an actual good goal, a tip in)…they let in 4 goals in 4 minutes!!!!! I swear, there must be a curse on Luongo when he plays at the TD garden in Boston, that he will give up the crappiest goals in a pro goalies career…last night was no exception. That means game 7 is tomorrow night, and it’s in Vancouver…where in 3 games so far this series, Luongo has given up a total of 1 goal!!!! Wow…tomorrow night Vancouver is going to be a zoo…I wish I could make it up there!
Today’s Video Blog is all about the dumbest new viral video trend…it’s called Coning, and it has nothing to do with Dan Akroyd or that former pitcher!
Big night tonight! The Vancouver Canucks are one win away from their first Stanley Cup in the teams 40 year history! Granted they are going to Boston for game 6, and in games 3 & 4 in bean town they were outscored 12-1! The crazy part is when they play in Vancouver, it’s not like the teams offence was much better…the difference was Bobby Lou…in Boston, he’sletting in crap goals…in Vancouver, he’s unstoppable. Hell, Friday night he stopped all 31 shots to lead his team to a 1-0 win. Games 1 & 2 didn’t really show off the teams offensive firepower as they won game 1 1-0, and game 2 2-1. Even if you are not a hockey fan, if you love sports…I promise you that you will love the game tonight…playoff hockey is not like any other sport if you ask me…these guys put all of their heart & soul on the ice, busting their ass…I converted 2 people to the sport just because they were over when one of the playoff games were on. If you have CBUT HD…I suggest CBC (Canadian) coverage. I’m so annoyed with NBC/KING 5…I know we don’t have a hockey team in Seattle, but there are a lot of hockey fans in the NW, why can’t you show the damn game at 5 pm? You have to show it on KONG instead…so the local news is really that important that it garners more viewers that the Stanley Cup Finals? Hell..based on this, we got a text about it:
My friend couldn't watch the game. So I had to point the webcam at my 55" tv and let her watch it. Damn you network execs thinking hockey doesn't matter.
Speaking of the Canucks…I love this parody that someone made for the Canucks…it’s based on that awful Rebecca Black “Friday” song:
Did you know that Rebecca Black’s “Friday” song has over 164 million views now on You Tube? That is insane…I remember back in the day when she was a relatively unknown internet phenom with only 3 million views. Unreal.
Meanwhile…Mono-Nick’s spoof of “Friday” is right there tailing the original when it comes to the number of views on You Tube. Rebecca might have over 164 million views…but Mono Nick is right there with….over 1500 views!
Over the weekend I got to do something I’ve always wanted to do…no, it wasn’t me that was on a hot air balloon hanging only from my SKIN…that is still on my “to do” list…I got to sit in the kitchen at Bucca Di Beppo. What an awesome experience…it was my buddy’s kids 9th birthday & we all ate like champs. Apparently they made these reservations about 6 months ago…that’s how far out you need to reserve that table. I love that place…I’ve sat at the Pope’s table for a birthday many years ago, my wife & I had our rehearsal dinner there, and now I have broke bread in the kitchen…who needs a hot air balloon ride when I have that!!!!
If you don’t know what I am talking about…some Seattle dude hung 11,000 feet in the air in a hot air balloon over the weekend…and he was hung from his SKIN! Yes his SKIN…Double You Tee Eff!!!!!! That is insane…apparently it was done for a documentary called “This Guy Is F***ing Insane” (ok that is not the real title), and he was up in the air for 75 minutes. Ouch!
It must be awesome to be Bill Gates kid…the man is richer that rich, and they get to enjoy a life with all that cash….but when the day comes that Gates leaves this earth, have you ever wondered how much cash he will leave them? We have all heard those stories about how Bill plans on leaving most of his money to charity. Gates has three kids, , and when he dies, each of them will get . . . $10 MILLION. That’s a lot of coin, but Gates' net worth was estimated at $56 BILLION. He's already given away $28 BILLION to charity. It’s almost worth pulling a weekend at Bernie’s and keeping pops alive because once he is gone, say goodbye to billions of bucks!
Did you hear that the dude that predicted the rapture just had a heart attack…so he saw the world coming to an end, but didn’t see that coming? Hey-Yo!
Today’s Video Blog features Vicky B topless! Ok, not fully, but it’s based on a chat we had this morning.
Tonight’s the night…Bruins vs. Canucks in game 5 for the Stanley Cup Finals!!!! Both teams have 2 wins, and both have won at home…tonight’s game is in Vancouver, and I truly think that tonight will dictate who will the cup…if Boston wins…the home ice advantage for the Canucks is gone, and they go back to Boston where I highly doubt that the Canucks will win. Why do I think that…well…the Bruins beat them 12-1 in the 2 games in bean town. Luongo needs to stand on his head big time tonight! The twins need to score tonight, and Kessler has to be a hero again! C’mon Canucks!!!!
This story freaks me out…ABC News just released info that states that cell phones & other electronics really do pose safety issues while flying! Uh Oh…I better actually listen to the them when they say turn of the mp3 player! The report documents 75 incidents of possible electrical interference because of cellphones & other devices…and these instances are crazy! For instance…the auto pilot disengaging itself at 4500 feet. Holy balls! Have you ever turned your cell phone on while up in the air to see if you get service? No? Uh…me neither!
Here is the messed up story of the day….On Tuesday, Russell Little of South Bend, Indiana was depressed and sitting in his backyard drinking. His dog was with him. So was his handgun. Russell decided he was going to play a game of Russian roulette against his dog! Seriously…what the F***!!!! According to his wife (proof that anyone can find love), he actually put in one bullet and took a few shots at the dog… thankfully, the dog won … and the gun just clicked, no bullets were fired. Then Russell put the gun to his own head & died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. The wife subsequently renamed their dog “Lucky.” Ok I made that last part up.
Today's Video Blog features BJ showing support for his team tonight, as well as gifts we received...and the Rev has a gift for all of us!!!
BJ & I got into a debateâ¦no, not about the Canucks & bruinsâ¦câmon Luongo! This discussion was based on a stat that said one out of four people say they regularly share their bed with their pet, and one out of six share the bed with their pet every single nightâ¦this is meâ¦Lucy sleeps with me & the wife every night. I wouldnât have it any other wayâ¦Lucy is my homie, but BJ thinks that is insane & the dog belongs on the floor. This spawned a bunch of texts to come inâ¦for both sidesâ¦here is a sampling:
We have three dogs. One large, med, and small they all sleep with my husband and I. but when the kids where small he wouldn't let tthe kids sleep with us
140lb rot sleep's in my bed
my wifes 5 pound shitsu licked my (Beavis & Butthead term) while we were getting busy
STP shares more than his bed with juicy lucy......snausages
Thats discusting ! Dogs dont belong on beds! Stupid
Lovin this story! Go ! STP
Steve is a wack job.
Bj stop. Steve is right my Aussie sleeps in my bed at the foot of the bed and wont have it any other way.
My dog is 160 pound and sleeps with me
Steve named his penis Beggin Strips.
Man Luongo sucked last night for the Canucks! The series is now at 2 a piece, and Boston is looking really toughâ¦solid hits & great goaltending from Tim Thomasâ¦the Bruins all of a sudden look like the odds on favorite to win it all. We shall see how the game in Vancouver goes tomorrow night! I love this pic that has been spreading virally about Luongo, my buddy Monson sent it to meâ¦illustrating how Luongo canât seem to stop anything these days:
So this whole Weiner gate continues to make me laugh! The latest news involves that dude Andrew Breitbart, heâs the conservative commentator who runs the website BigGovernment.com that posted the original photos, said yesterday that he has a fully exposed pic of Anthonyâs weiner & has it on his iPhone but wonât share because he said, "I don't think I want to put his family through that type of thing"â¦I call BS on this dudeâ¦if you had respect for the guys family & didnât want them to go through more crap, why even say you have the picture? Itâs like those people that say âI have a secret about (a certain person), but I wonât say who it isâ...ok, then why even say you have a secret. People just love to spin the drama wheel. Ok, so he says he wonât share itâ¦but then he goes on our buds show, Opie & Anthony, and they ask to see itâ¦and he shows it to them & lets them pass the phone around. In a brilliant move, the guys snap a shot of the phone pic, and post it. What a calculated move by this Breitbart guyâ¦technically he didnât release the photo, and he could say that he didnât want them to release it, but câmonâ¦we all know that he let them see it & pass the phone around knowing full well that this could happen.
Speaking of Weinerâ¦The social dating website Zoosk just published the results of a survey that said three out of five women think that it's âcreepy" to receive nude or semi-nude photos from a guy, and hree out of four men say itâs âsexyâ to receive nude or semi-nude photos from a femaleâ¦.can I just say âDuh.â The penis is not anything pretty or gloriousâ¦Iâm shocked that itâs only 3 out of 5 women that donât dig the weiner shot, but then we get a text from a woman that says thatâs not the case for her:
I am one of the two. Have a pic like that on my phone right now. All i can say is awesome!
It seems like the ladies at Candi Shack Espresso like to comment on current affairs on the reader boardâ¦look at the latest one they sent us about Mr. Weiner!
This morning we played some interesting audio from former WWE superstar The Ultimate Warriorâ¦heâs railing against the Hulkster! Warrior is known for saying some pretty out there stuffâ¦after he is this guy:
But according to the Warriorâ¦he says that says that Hulk Hogan is a coke addictâ¦and that he used to encourage other wrestlers to have sex with his wife, Lindaâ¦..what???? This goes against the saying prayers & vitamins Hulk! Unless by vitamins he meant 8-balls. I could picture the promo now:
âSay yer prayers...eat your vitamins...do a line of blow & bang my wife...whatcha gonna do brotha...whatcha gonna do when coke-a-mania runs wild on you!â
In the video that the Warrior released, he said: "There are days, Terry, where you do nothing but sit around and snort cocaine. Terry, you truly are a dope head. You have been into getting high and doing dope for years. You were so fearful of confrontation that you assisted other guys in keeping them junkies just so you could have control over them."
Warrior accuses Hulk and Linda of having had an open marriage... "You were both whores that did slutty stuff on the side. Neither one of you had a problem with the other one getting thrills on the side. In fact, Terry, you tried to get me to sample those thrills. You know, being the only wrestler that said 'no' to so many things in wrestling, I bet I'm the only guy that ever said no to doing your wife."
If only Vince could make this happen: Wrestlemania 28â¦Hogan Vs. Warrior in a âSnort Blow & Screw Linda Hoganâ Match!
Todayâs Video Blog is based on BJâs appearance on Americaâs Got Talentâ¦did you miss that appearance? Well here it is:
This morning while we were playing songs, BJ called into the Brother Wease show in Rochester (Wease is BJâs radio mentor, as BJ was once his sidekick) to talk about being on Americaâs Got Talent, so we eavesdropped.
Ahhhâ¦Anthony Weiner! Weinerâ¦Weinerâ¦Weiner. Democratic congressman Anthony Weiner said yesterday that the Twitter photo of a man's engorged junk covered up by boxer briefs WAS him, and that he sent it. Turns out he was having cyber fun with multiple woman, and during the press conference, Weiner says that he is pretty sure that all the girls were over 18. Wowâ¦weâll like they always say: âOld enough to tweetâ¦old enough for meat!â ok, no one has ever said that before, but I canât believe this guyâ¦.and it turns out Weiner & I have something in common!!! No, get your mind out of the buldging underpants gutterâ¦we both love hockey, and are both the product of a fine education from Plattsburgh State University. Yesâ¦we both went to SUNY (State University Of NY) Plattsburgh. No longer is Tim Robbins our alum claim to fame!
Speaking of Weiner...the gang from Candi Shack Espresso sent us their latest sign promoting drink specials...how funny is this!
Okâ¦what the hell happened to the Vancouver Canucks last night? They got their asses handed to emâ in game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finalsâ¦.the Bruins pleased their home crowd with an 8-1 spanking! Way to go Canucks, way to wake up the angry side of Bruins hockeyâ¦this should be an interesting series now! Even though I am not a fan of the Bruins, you canât help but love their goalie Tim Thomas. I can go on & on about Timmy Thomas, and I willâ¦first off the guy is 37 years old & is having the best season of his lifeâ¦he will probably win the Vezina (for best goalie in the regular season), he is being considered for the Hart Trophy (league MVP in regular season), and if the Bruins are able to turn things around & win the cup, he will probably win the Conn Smythe trophy for playoffs MVP. The guy had not his best season last yearâ¦turns out he was playing with a hip injury the whole timeâ¦gets surgery in the off season, gets into Yoga, loses his starting gig to Tuukka Rask (best name ever) to start the season, and accepts his fate like a man, and fights back to earn the starting gig to lead his team to the Stanley Cup finalsâ¦the guy needs to write a book about not giving up. Plus, in addition to making 40 saves last night (I love his aggressive style of goaltending where he challenges the shot), he delivered a sweet hit on Henrik Sedin!
I was watching the CBC coverage of the game, because itâs better if you ask me, and also because it features this guy: Don Cherry! Don is the manâ¦and once again, Don was looking dapper in one of his flashy suitsâ¦check it out!
Todayâs Video Blog is the final video from Jeetzâs visit to the Scoop On Poop exhibit at the Point Defiance Zoo.
This whole Sarah Palin thing is funnyâ¦so she Sarah Palin was in Massachusetts last week and got the story of Paul Revere wrong. ..ok, whateverâ¦no big deal if you ask meâ¦I know some people were losing their mind about it, to which I askâ¦Is this really a big deal? The part I find funny is that instead of just letting it be & moving on, Sarah later went on Fox News and said she was right about Paul Revereand gave this reasoning that was as boring as my junior high school history teacherâs attempts to make some historic moments interesting. If you ask me, in the future Sarah, when all else failsâ¦unbutton your blouse & look in the camera & sayâ âLook at these!â If you then feel like it, start singing the Beastie Boys classic track âPaul Revere.â
This morning BJ read a story about a hypnotist in England that knocked himself out during his showâ¦leaving 3 people in a tranceâ¦sadly it turns out it was all a stunt, which sucks. BJ was goofing on me, as I love a good hypnotist showâ¦BJ started making fun of me for believing that stuffâ¦if only I knew how to hypnotize peopleâ¦I would hypnotize BJ to have a love for eating âroosters.â We did get some texts from people that say that they were legitimately hypnotizedâ¦like this text:
I was hypnotized at the puyallup fair. I didn't believe it till then. It's like you know you're on stage but you don't care what youre doing. I'm so shy.
Thanks for making me believe in the hypnotist again texters!
Man, I wish I was in Vancouver Saturday nightâ¦The Canucks won game 2 of the Stanley Cup finals, and it must have been a madhouse up there, as they won it in overtime!!!! 11 seconds into overtime, and the man that bit Bergeron's finger, Alex Burrows, was the man that won the gameâ¦Burrows had a part in all 3 of the Canucks goals, thus giving a huge âBite Meâ to the men in black & gold. If you missed the goal & the crowd reaction...check it out....it's awesome (if you are not a Bruins fan):
My buddy monsoon was in Vancouver Saturday & sent me this picâ¦I guess there were about 100,000 people in the streets of Vancouverâ¦wow! Here are fans watching the game outside!
We read in the news that a Seattle man is recovering at a hospital after accidentally shooting himself in the arm early Sunday morningâ¦Contrary to reports, Plaxico Burress was not in Seattle having workout with the Hawks during the lock out.
In honor of their 30th anniversary, the British music magazine "Kerrang!" has conducted a poll to find The Most Influential Rock Bands of the Last 30 Years. Here's the Top 10, as voted by "Kerrang's" readers.
2. Green Day
3. Iron Maiden
5. My Chemical Romance
6. Linkin Park
7. Bullet for My Valentine
9. Ozzy Osbourne
10. Foo Fighters
Just like with any great list, there is plenty of room for debateâ¦hell, isnât that why they make these listsâ¦to spark a discussion? For meâ¦there are 2 bands that should on the list with no question: Faith No More, and Nirvana. Faith No More is so under acknowledged if you ask me. This band is my all time fave, so I guess I am biasedâ¦but seriously, FNM has influenced so many bands: Disturbed, KoRn, Incubus, Slipknot, hellâ¦any band that has a vocalist that can sing & scream at the drop of a hat probably listened to Mike Patton & the boys. Nirvana should be there tooâ¦we are talking about âinfluentialâ right? Hello? Bush, Seetherâ¦uhâ¦wait a second, strike thatâ¦instead of Nirvana, it should be The Pixies. Those guys really made the quiet verse into loud chorus dynamic that many bands have utilized since them.
Today's Video Blog is another installment of Jeetz On the Streets. Hundreds of women lined up in Kirkland on Saturday for an open casting call for ABC's reality show "The Bachelor" -- Jeetz was there to talk to the ladies!!
This morning we played some audio from last week that cracked me up. If you aren’t a fan of UFC…there is a fighter that kicks so much ass…not only in the ring (although his better years mare behind him), but on the microphone – Quinton “Rampage” Jackson, hell…you might have seen him in the new A-TEAM movie playing Mr. T’s character BA Baracus. Quinton was being interviewed by a female reporter after his win at UFC 130….and this interview was priceless…he actually asked her if he can “Motor-boat” her:
A woman was kicked out of a Kid Rock show in Ontario, Canada, on Tuesday because she flashed Kid Rock while in the crowd. The woman's name is Andrea Irwin, and she’s not happy about it…she said: "There were two strippers on stage and pornographic pictures in the background with women with their breasts exposed. It was very X-rated. So I thought what I was doing was just part of the concert." It wasn't Kid Rock's security that booted Andrea (obviously), it was the arena security, which was enforcing its policy that "guests are required to wear shirts and shoes at all time[s]." Andrea wants a refund. And if she doesn't get one, she's threatening to sue. What is happening to our world…that is what a Rock concert is all about…chicks getting drunk…sitting on their boyfriends shoulders, and showing the crowd what she’s packing...it’s the American way!!!! Based on this…we turned this into a topic, and asked the ladies when the last time they flashed people & public was, and for the guys…when was the last time you were flashed? Here are some of the texts we got!
I went to seafair about 6 years ago on my buddy's boat it was basically a big party on the water and women were flashing for beads.
the last flashing i saw was at ac-dc in 2009 at the tacoma dome. the camera man spent alot of time looking for a woman to flash the camera and finally one did. she wasnt kicked out
the last time I flash my breasts was at wiggles concert!
I saw some breasts at a kid rock show back in 2000. Problem was, they were attatched to a 400 pound lady in wheelchair swingin back and forth. Scary
i have seen many working concerts, but they have cut back heavily. Best and funniest had to be the woman flashing rob halford. Did she not get the memo. Cajun
I was checking out some ladies in the rear view mirror they saw me and than flashed me...maid the traffic worth it
I was flashed while playing beer pong. I missed the cup but hooked up with her that night.
I last flashed @ a show in a wet tshirt contest. I ripped off my shirt guy fell off the stage & I won like 60 bucks :)
I worked at *fast food joint* I had a chick flash me one night for first for food the second for mustard. Mike form Orting.
Today’s Video Blog is part 2 of Jeetz on the Streetz…the Scoop on Poop!
Iâm in a great mood this morningâ¦the Canucks are 3 games away from winning the Stanley Cup. What a game last night, and as a goalie (okâ¦I try to be a goalie, but whatever)â¦I loved watching both Tim Thomas of the Bruins & Roberto Luongo of the Canucks show off how great they are between the pipes. The game was 0-0 & I thought for sure it was going into OT, until a Gingerâ¦.Raffi Torres scored with 19 seconds left, and the Canucks won!!!!! The messed up part of the game is what happened towards the end of the 1st period when Bergeron & Burrows got into a scuffle & Burrows pulled a Tyson & bit Bergeronâs fingerâ¦what the hell!!!!!
How awesome would it have been to be in Vancouver last nightâwhat a party! Hellâ¦even Oprah was there!
This whole Wiener-Gate scandal just cracks me up. Have you heard about this congressman from NY , Anthony Wiener, who got in trouble for allegedly sending a picture to one of his twitter followersâ¦.he says he was hacked, and the pic was sent to a local girl that goes to Whatcom Communtity College.
I love that in the news reports they describe the pic as a âmanâs buldging underpantsâ -- awesome. I need to start a band & call them that! So many unintentional innuendos were tossed out while we talked about this storyâ¦.for example:
âThis is hard to reportâ
âHis staff isnât talkingâ
âGetting a rise out of politiciansâ
It doesnât endâ¦ok some werenât unintentional! What I also love is how much of a douche this guy is coming off when he has been asked if this is indeed his âwienerâ -- he wonât outright deny it is, but he does say his account was hacked. I do think his account was hacked, but the pic is probably his & someone got on his computer & found a file on his computer called âBulging Underpants Pixâ. Wouldnât it be funny if it wasnât his junk, but he is in the middle of a sex scandal where he is exchanging pix with other dudesâ¦how great would it be it that pic was Rudy Gullianniâs ? I love his reasoning why he wonât confirm or deny if itâs his package on display: â
âIf I was giving a speech to 45,000 people, and someone in the back of the room threw a pie or yelled out an insult, would I spend the next two hours responding to that? Noâ
Not only did he say this once during the same press conference, but when another reporter asked him a similar question that first elicited that responseâ¦he gave the same exact âPieâ answer. Huh huhâ¦Wienerâ¦Pie!!!!! Here is the press conference so you can witness how much of an idiot this guy is.
Speaking of idiotsâ¦I love this story of a local lawyer that got in trouble with the lawâ¦Ronald Mattson is 63, and apparently hates it when people donât park within the lines at a parking garageâ¦.so much so that he keys the cars!!!! Back in March, Mattson keyed three cars inside the parking garage at Columbia Center. In one instance, Mattson spotted the SUV taking up two spaces inside the garage. He wrote the driver a note that said this: "Take some parking lessons, you idiot" & then scratched both side doors. Two days later, Mattson scratched up a Volvo that was parked over the line , with a note that said "Where did you learn how to park, dweeb." I love that police set up a sting to catch him by using a decoy car that was parked over the lineâ¦and the trap worked as Mattson keyed the entire car!!!
The "Hollywood Reporter" has put out a list of the top 15 TV shows that old people watched this past seasonâ¦Here's the Top 15 . . . along with each show's median age:
1. "Blue Bloods" (CBS) . . . a median age of 60.6
2. "Chaos" (CBS) . . . a median age of 59.8 (--It's since been canceled.)
3. "CSI: New York" (CBS) . . . a median age of 59.5
4. "The Good Wife" (CBS) . . . a median age of 59
5. NBC's "Harry's Law" . . . a median age of 58.7
6. ABC's "Dancing with the Stars" performance show . . . The average age of people who tuned in for the Tuesday repeat of the performances is 58.3, but the age for people who watch the live performance on Mondays is slightly lower, at 57.
7. "NCIS" (CBS) . . . a median age of 58.3
8. "The Mentalist" (CBS) . . . a median age of 58.2
9. NBC's "Who Do You Think You Are?" . . . a median age of 58
10. "NCIS: Los Angeles" (CBS) . . . a median age of 57.6
11. ABC's "Body of Proof" . . . a median age of 57.5
12. "The Defenders" (CBS) . . . average age: 57.5 (--It's since been canceled.)
13. ABC's "Dancing with the Stars" results show . . . a median age of 57.4
14. NBC's "Outlaw" . . . a median age of 57.2 (--It's since been canceled.)
15. "Medium" (CBS) . . . a median age of 57 (--It's since been canceled.)
The "Hollywood Reporter" also has the Top 15 TV shows that young people watched this past season, Here's the Top 15 . . . along with each show's median age:
1. The CW's "Gossip Girl" . . . a median age of 29.3
2. Fox's "Cleveland Show" . . . a median age of 30.8
3. Fox's "Family Guy" . . . a median age of 30.9
4. Fox's "Bob's Burgers" . . . a median age of 31.5
5. Fox's "American Dad" . . . a median age of 31.5
6. The CW's "Hellcats" . . . a median age of 31.7 (--It's since been canceled.)
7. The CW's "90210" . . . a median age of 31.8
8. The CW's "One Tree Hill" . . . a median age of 32
9. Fox's "The Simpsons" . . . a median age of 32.4
10. The CW's "Shedding for the Wedding" . . . a median age of 33.
11. The CW's "Vampire Diaries" . . . a median age of 33.6
12. The CW's "Life Unexpected" . . . a median age of 33.6 (--It's since been canceled.)
13. The CW's "America's Next Top Model" . . . a median age of 34.5 for Season Nine and 35.7 for Season Ten
14. NBC's "The Office" . . . a median age of 35.9
15. NBC's "Parks and Recreation" . . . a median age of 37
Today's Video Blog is another installment of Jeetz On The Streets....this time Jeetz is at the Point Defiance Zoo for the "Scoop On Poop."
There will be no public memorial for "Macho man” Randy Savage…the reason being is because he didn't want one. Randy sounded like a pretty introverted, private guy, from all the stories I am reading from those that once wrestled with him. This is shocking that this guy wasn’t very outgoing:
They also say that Randy was very conservative with his money…so much so that he wasn’t the stereotypical old wrestler that blew his money because they thought they would be making cash forever…Dusty Rhodes said that he is pretty sure that randy died with 10’s of millions in his bank account.
We learned that Randy will be cremated, and his ashes will be spread around his favorite tree. It's the same spot where Savage spread the ashes of his beloved dog Hercules a few years ago. It'll be a small service for family only. Randy's brother, “Leaping” Lanny Poffo (yes the poetic wrestler), says that Randy would say, "If it's good enough for Herc, it's good enough for me."
Based on this…we asked people if they were to have their ashes spread…where would it be. Here are the texts we got:
Kauai Hawaii. Forget being buried with bugs, spread me in paradise!
There was a guy on a reality show who's brother died and he took his ashes mixed them with ink and got a tattoo with it! That was pretty cool
The Gorge for sure. I've had the best times of my life out there. –Daryl
The matterhorn in disneyland if I can
I would like to be spread over some really ganj ganja and smoked what a high
I'm having my ashes pressed into a diamond and mounted into a ring to be a family heirloom
the victoria secret bra and panty sectiom
My Dad and I are avid fisherman. When he passed I spread his ashes on his 2 favorite rivers. I have the same wishes.
spread me over vikkis body
The playboy house or Qwest stadium
Gottta love this text….
Want to be mixed with dog food so I can be inside my dog one more time Sincerely STP
Speaking of me…I think I’d rather be stuffed than cremated. How funny & awful would it be if I was stuffed after dying & then I was propped on my couch with the remote in my hand…then I would spend eternity in my happy place. Hell they could have it so my eyes are closed, and run a tube inside my mouth that spits water out so that it looks like drool…then my wife would feel like I’m still alive. That’s my idea…but a texter provided this suggestion:
You should have yourself turned into a chair with your hands set as cup holders. Maybe even into a rocking chair so awesome can put you on the front porch.
Thank god for You Tube…ever since Macho Man passed away, I have been sucked into the world of You Tube…watching past matches & some of his best promos (there were tons of them)…here is one I watched yesterday that put a smile on my face…him & Hogan together was always entertaining!
Speaking of the Macho Man...props to CM Punk for showing Savage more love on WWE RAW last night...he rocked the pink trunks with white stars & the yellow boots that Randy made famous back in the day. Props to the WWE for making an awesome video tribute to the Macho Man last night on RAW as well:
So there are people bitching that McDonalds should fire Ronald McDonald! This is so beyond stupid that my brain hurts. Their reasoning is that Ronald is appealing to kids & in a round about way is contributing to obesity with kids. If that is there reasoning…if you want to make a statement about obesity…don’t fire Ronald…fire Grimmace…he was the fatty in the McD’s posse.
Today’s Video Blog features Jeetz at the WWE pay per view Over The Limit this past weekend…Here is another installment of Jeetz on the Streets!
So we are all still aliveâ¦the rapture didnât happen on Saturday like it was supposed to. The guy that said this rapture was coming had this to say: âoopsâ¦my badâ â ok, he didnât say that, but what an idiot. Even dumber though â the people that gave him moneyâ¦those people deserve to be broke. I didnât even get why they gave him moneyâ¦if the world is coming to an end, why does he need cash? Unless there is prime seats in heaven & thatâs what he was charging for. For those of you that are wondering why the rapture didnât comeâ¦if you believe the internet, and I sure do on this one, it turns out that the death of Randy âMacho Manâ Savage on Friday had something to do with it:
Speaking of wrasslinâ -- what a great pay perview last night at the Key Arena, as the WWE held âOver The Limitâ here in seattle. The show started off with a tribute to Savage, which I am glad they didâ¦there were a ton of signs paying tribute to the Macho Man. Hell, even CM Punk during his match showed Randy some love, which I thought was awesome. On his taped up forarm, Punk wrote âMachoâ on there, and through out the match he was doing some memorable Savage mannerisms, including Savageâs signature elbow drop. Yet another reason why CM Punk is one of the best in the wrestling bizâ¦if not the best.
Lets see how I did on my predictions:
World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton vs. Christian
I predicted Orton would win, and I was rightâ¦I also predicted Christian would turn heelâ¦there seemed to be a tease that might happen, but they wound up shaking hands after the match. This was easily the best match Iâve seen Orton have ever! The two of them put on a show, I look forward to this feud continuing.
WWE Champion John Cena vs. The Miz
Even though I wanted Miz to win, I said Cena would winâ¦and yes, he did. This was seriously a fun match! Miz continues to kick ass on the mic and in the ringâ¦this guy is kicking ass creating a story in the ring. There was an AWESOME part to the battle, where Miz couldnât get Cena to quit, and decided to make a kid quit for Cenaâ¦so who does he pick? No, not meâ¦but the kid sitting next to meâ¦this was greatâ¦.the kid said Cena would never quitâ¦check out these pix I took of Miz getting in that kids face:
Here is Miz and Alex Riley slamming Cena right in front of me!!!!!
After Cena won, Cena went to the kid to thank himâ¦.
Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett vs. Ezekiel Jackson
I predicted that Zeke would win the beltâ¦I was right that he won, but he didnât win the beltâ¦Wadeâs buddies in the Coore interfered & Wade got d.q.âed. This was a fun match & Zeke is a monster in the ring!
Jerry Lawler vs. Michael Cole
I predicted that all of us in attendance would lose in this match because we would have to sit through it, and I was wrong. This turned out to be a fun opne as it features a couple of really cool cameosâ¦Jim Ross showed upâ¦that was cool, but more importantlyâ¦Bret The Hitman Hart made an appearanceâ¦the place went nuts, and even coolerâ¦I got to High Five Bret!!!!! Jerry Lawler won this match, and hopefully this is the end of this fued!
WWE Tag Team Championship: Kane and Big Show vs. CM Punk and Mason Ryan
I was right with this oneâ¦Kane/Show won. Not a bad matchâ¦Punk was the highlight as I mentioned before. Punkâs tag team partner Mason Ryan looks big on TV, but he is HUGE in person. Here he is right in front of us taking care of Kane!
CM Punk was dropped right in front of us, so I had to take a pic:
R-Truth vs. Rey Mysterio
I was right with this oneâ¦Rey got âgotâ unfortunatelyâ¦even more unfortunateâ¦Rey did not give me his mask! Gave it to a kidâ¦some nerve!!!
Here were a couple other matches that I didnât predict:
WWE Divas Champ Brie Bella vs Kelly Kelly.
Brie won the match, but when you get the Bella Twins & Kelly Kelly in the same ringâ¦we all win!
Sin Cara vs. Chavo Guerrero.
Sin Cara is the new high flying masked man in the WWEâ¦he beat Chavo, and sadly lived up to the hype that he is full of crazy moves, but he botches them from time to time. Sin Cara was kicking all throughout the match, all of his moves were hitting & the crowd was loving itâ¦and just when he was about to0 do his finisher, he screwed it up & botched his last moveâ¦.bummer! He still won, but I am sure he would have likes to win with a clean finisher.
Daniel Bryan vs. Drew McIntyre
I was so stoked that they got Daniel on the cardâ¦granted this was a dark match â meaning that it wasnât on the Pay Per View broadcast, it was a match just for us in the arena â but the match was bad ass. It was cool that the WWE let Daniel wrestle in his hometownâ¦no to mention it was Danielâs 30th birthday.
Today's Video Blog is part 2 of our interview with Rey Mysterio of the WWE!
Wowâ¦sad news that we found out at the end of the showâ¦Randy âMacho Manâ Savageâ¦one of the greatest wrestlers of all time died in a car accident. Randy had a heart attack while drivingâ¦ughâ¦that is sadâ¦another great wrestler dying before his time. Randy was not only amazing in the ring, but his promoâs were always incredible! Check out this highlight reelâ¦RIP Macho Man:
What a great night last night! It was the wifeâs birthday, and things started off great as I took a chance and bought her new shoes for he b-dayâ¦I donât know if you have ever bought your woman clothes when she didnât pick it outâ¦but it can be a nerve wracking experience because our idea of fashion is not on par with theirsâ¦but I took a chance, and shockingly she loved the shoes I got her:
Okâ¦I really didnât get her a beer & goldfish shoe, but how funny would that be? Afterwards we hit up Shenanigans in Tacoma for dinnerâ¦that place kicks assâ¦.plus whenever we go there I think of this great moment in cinematic history thanks to Super Troopers.
Huge thanks to Rey Mysterio for coming in this morningâ¦that was too coolâ¦Rey is such a bad ass wrasslerâ¦I hope to see you at the Key Arena on Sunday for the WWE Pay Per View Over the Limit. Tickets are still available, and if you have never seen a WWE live eventâ¦this one should be greatâ¦they always bring it for their Pay Per Views! Rey is taking on R-Truth who is now a bad guyâ¦thankfully Truth has gone heelâ¦he stunk as a good guy, but as a bad guy he is kicking ass (plus when he was a heel over at TNA many years ago he was awesome). If you missed RAW last Monday, they set up this Sundays match real wellâ¦
Haha â âYou going get GOT!â
As for who I think will win that matchâ¦Iâm thinking Truth will have this one (sorry rey), but I do think it wonât be a clean win when Rey getâs âgot.â
As for the other matchesâ¦
World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton vs. Christian
This match will be make or break for Christianâ¦I donât think he will win the match, but I foresee a switch to heel for Christian. The WWE are giving Edgeâs buddy a push, and deservingly soâ¦heâs great in the ring. I think as far as how he conducts himself on the mic, being a bad guy might help him become a bigger deal in the WWE.
WWE Champion John Cena vs. The Miz
This is an âI Quit Matchâ, which sucks because the odds that John Cena will quit is as likely as Andre The Giant being the guest host for the pay per View. Câmonâ¦the guy who has a catch phrase âNever Give Upâ is not going to give up. This sucks as I would love to see The Miz win the title back in Seattle. How cool would it be if The Rock made a cameo to help the Mizâ¦thus breathing life into the story line of The Rock taking Cena on at next years Wrestlemania. Doubtful, but that would kick ass.
Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett vs. Ezekiel Jackson
Itâs sad how Wade Barrett is being buried in mid-card purgatoryâ¦the guy should be a main event player. Heâs great on the mic, and awesome in the ring. Hopefully he loses the title so that they can build him up to a WWE Champion or World Heavyweight Champ status. I predict Zeke wins, and lets hope this loss will lead to Wade moving on to bigger things!
Jerry Lawler vs. Michael Cole
This is a âKiss My Foot Matchâ â yupâ¦in order to win you have to make the other guy kiss your foot. This is beyond dumb. They need to end this rivalry already. The match at Wrestlemania was pathetic, and all subsequent match ups have been equally as dumb. Make Cole the RAW G.M. or a heel manager already & lets stop this non-sense. My prediction is that all of us in attendance & everyone that pays to watch this match lose.
WWE Tag Team Championship: Kane and Big Show vs. CM Punk and Mason Ryan
Any chance to CM Punk in the ring is cool with me, but I am reading rumors that Punk is planning on pulling a Jericho & taking a break from grappling for a bitâ¦that being said, I doubt they will let Punk win the match.
Todayâs Video Blog features WWE Superstar Rey Mysterio!!!!
BJ was talking about ADHD this morningâ¦BJ has often said that the majorityâ¦if not all of the people that suffer from Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder really donât have a disorder. Most of the sufferers of ADHD are boys, and lets face itâ¦is it a disorder, or are boys just really hyper. I remember when we were kids we were super hyperâ¦we werenât diagnosed as anything other than as being full of energy, and the medication wasnât drugsâ¦it was a healthy dose of âgo outside & run around & burn some of that energy off.â Looking back on it, my folks treated me the same way I treat my dog. Yes, obviously with loveâ¦but when I would get hyperâ¦it was time for me to go outside the houseâ¦play a sport, chase my friends around, and tired myself outâ¦wellâ¦I do the exact same thing with Lucy. Hell, with the weather so nice this week, we have taken lilâ Stinky to the dog park every day!
Speaking of âweâ â a very happy birthday to my wife!!! What better way to wish her a happy birthday than to once again post this great pic of my buddy Monson from my Hockey teamâ¦modeling what should be the next great Hallmark card:
Heyâ¦are there apps on your phone that just completely suck you in for hours? Obviously the games like Angry Birds or Fruit Ninja are great time killers, but the Rev and I were talking about how the eBAY app is the ultimate time waster! I spend a good chunk of time on the couch, and the Rev spends a good chunk of time on the throne on the eBAY app. I am constantly looking at used goalie gear or drumsâ¦.I love looking at this stuff. My new guilty pleasure is Overstockâs appâ¦this app is awesome. If you hate spending cash on nice clothes (designer jeans, dress shirts, etc), but you like to dress niceâ¦check out Overstock. I got 2 nice shirts, and a pair of designer jeans for less than the cost of a pair of nice jeans at an actual store. I feel like a fairy saying I wear designer jeans, but honestly I canât find less expensive jeans that fit me properly. Plus the fancy pants jeans I get arenât over the top in looksâ¦with weird cross type things on the pockets or shiny back button pocketsâ¦I keep it simple!
I forgot to mention this yesterdayâ¦I wound up posting it on my Facebook wall the other day, but I need to blog about it. TLC the other night was having a fatty marathonâ¦and my wife made us watch it. I couldnât say no because I just made her watch WWE RAW, and she has been beyond patient watching hockey with me every night (go Canucks by the way)â¦so we come across some show about a woman that is 600 punds & needs to lose 100 pounds before she can get the gastric bypass surgeryâ¦this show was tough to stiomachâ¦this woman looked like jabba the hutâ¦Iâm not even joking. Check out this trailer for the show:
During this show my wife falls asleepâ¦so I think âSweet, Iâll put on WWE 24/7 & watch some classic matchesâ like I usually do when she dozes off. One problemâ¦the remote was not within an arms lengthâ¦I couldnât reach it & If I leaned forward she would have woke up & I didnât want to do that. Never before have I wished I taught my pup Lucy to fetch a remote control, but that wasnât going to happen. The show ended, and another show about a huge woman came on, and it was called Two Ton Mom, or something like that. This one was even worseâ¦however, during the showâ¦a doctor asked this 900 pound woman the question of the century: "if you laugh or if you cough...do you urinate on yourself?"
Todayâs Video Blog features a crazy fan at an Astros game!
What a way to start the morning…not only is KISS coming to the Comcast Arena in Everett on June 23rd, but Gene, Paul, and 2 hired hands are hitting the sea…the first ever KISS Kruise has just been announced. Get all the details at www.thekisskruise.com -- I sure hope the entire staff has makeup on the cruise, including the boat Captain…er…I mean Kaptain! This is Kisstory in the making kids…and I love the tag …”Wet, Wild, Rocking” – which would make for a great tag line for a porn cruise by Vivid Video as well! Now no matter how excited you are about this…there is no way you are even close to as excited as this kid:
I’ve always wanted to go on a cruise…I know, typically only old people want to get on a cruise, but I have never been on one & this would be awesome!!!!
So Starbucks is being sued by a dwarf…why you ask? Because she was a barista & was fired because she was too short to work the register & serve drinks, and asked for a stool to climb on to do her job. This happened in Texas. I can’t make this crap up. If I was Starbucks corporate, I would be on the phone with the manager of that Starbucks & simply ask: “At what point did you think hiring a dwarf was a good idea?” Look, there are certain jobs that some people cant have because they aren’t able to perform…no mater what their shortcomings are…WAKA WAKA. Shockingly, the dwarf chose not to take Starbucks to small claims court…WAKA WAKA. Ok, I’m sorry! I got called out for these bad jokes by a texter:
Steve stop the jokes your coming up short
Haha—that was the text of the day, but the texts about this story didn’t end there…you can always expect the kindest texts when it comes to this story:
I didn't know starbucks hired ewoks.
Willy Wonka is always hiring!
maybe she should be a SHORT ORDER cook at mcdonalds
Maybe they could Combine the two and she could be a bikini Batista? I'd go. Heck, I'd tip.
I'll take a dwarf nonfat mocha with whip.
How can she hold a coffee with her little sausage fingers
That's like hiring in a guy in a wheelchair to be a valet driver
She should stick to porn!
They hired her to scrape the gum off from under the tables
This guy is my hero…a true inspiration! Don Goske from Wisconsin just ate his 25,000th Big Mac!!! It took him 39 years to do this…he averages about 2 a day…this is fantastic. I’m with this guy…the Big Mac is bad ass! I guess the first time he ate it, he loved it so much that he at 9 of them! The guy keeps Big Mac’s frozen in his freezer, he travels with Big Macs, and he even sneaks em into sporting events. The guy is so obsessed that he bases moments in history on the Big Macs that he has eaten…for instance, he met his wife Mary at 1,146 Big Macs, & got married at 2,025 Big Macs. Some local math students did a few calculations about Gorske's feat. They found it took 125 gallons of special sauce, 1,500 heads of lettuce, 2,000 pickles and more than 8,700,000 sesame seeds to make the burgers !
Todays Video blog is all about the dumbest internet fad ever: Planking!
In case you haven't heard, the world is going to end on Saturday. I know…this sucks. It’s been great everyone…good luck to ya and make these last days on earth special. You think I’m joking…but I’m not. Don’t get me wrong, I think the people that believe this are a joke, but there are people out there that truly believe that this Saturday, may 21st, is the end of the world. If they are right, th