Quick question, who do you think is more bad ass, Samuel L. Jackson or Robert DeNiro and why? -Sam R
At first I thought this was a no brainer… Sam Jackson, but then the more I think about it…I have to give the nod to DiNiro…Cape Fear…Goodfellas…Raging Bull…but most importantly…Jack in Meet the Fockers!!!!
According to a national survey by Zagat, the nationwide average for tipping is up to 19.2%. And San Francisco and Seattle tied for the LOWEST tipping averages of any major city, at 18.6%. I’m a 19-20% tipper at worst, and if they are really good I will give an extra couple of bucks…I just wish thwey wouldm make a “Tipping For Dummies” book, because there are some things where I don’t know if I am supposed to tip. Of course there are the obvious places & situations…but what about when you pick up an order to go? Do you tip? If so, do you tip less? Based on this… Do you tip lower than 20%? How much do you tip, and why? And for those that work in the service industry…besides nothing…what is the worst tip you have received? zHere are the texts we got:
I am a tow truck driver and i hardly ever get tips.people will tip someone who brings them a salad but not the guy that picks up thier broke down car.
Tipping is not a given, you don't just get a set amount from me. It starts at 15% and can go up or down based on how I am treated.
I dealt cards at a casino and got 5 dollars after giving the guy 1425
Bj, it's the large Asian pop. in both Seattle and San Fran. Tipping is not customary in most Asian countries
For really bad service, I tip a penny upside down. Chris
I worked for pizza hut I deliver and I once went to a house and he gave me a tip said come faster next time an slammed the door in my face
I am a dog groomer. I worked on a lady's stupid standard poodle for 4 hours and she tipped me a dollar.
The worst tip I received was a 1 cent casino voucher left on the table :(
I don't tip..no one needs a tip for doing there job.thats just dumb
I tip bartenders and baristas but not waiters. All they do is take your food from point A to point B. My only exeption is if they do something exceptional
This morning we had Genn Howerton from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia on the show…he plays Dennis on the show, and I am late to the Always Sunny party – I got hooked on it last season, but I absolutely love the show…it’s my favorite comedy. If you have not watched the show…last weeks episode was a perfect example of the absurdity of the show…you know a show has to rule when it involves braided hair getting ripped off a head from a amusement park ride…accidental angel dust smoking… a rum ham…oh yeah, and homeless dudes making love under the boardwalk…and all of that happened in the last episode! Still to this day I loved this moment from a few seasons ago when Roddy Piper was on the show, and the guys decided to become wrestlers…airbrush a six pack on their guts, and become a tag team called “the Birds Of War!”
Always Sunny is so awesome!!!!
This was one of the stranger emails we have received:
BJ...it seems like a lot of times when you have topics, someone mentions sleeping with their friend's sister, brother, mom, cousin, dad, etc. Here is a great topic for you guys: When have you hooked up with a friend’s family member? What happened when your friend found out?
Tom in Ballard
Based on Tom’s email… When have you hooked up with a friend’s family member? Who did you hook up with? How did you pull it off? What happened when your friend found out?
I poked my buddy's aunt after his moms funeral. It was a bit of a pity freebie, but she was hot, was consequently happy, and i got a high five from him for "helping her greive". Everybody wins
This is no b.s. One night at a halloween party my buddys sister got way to drunk and confessed that she always wanted to have a group of guys standing around her so she could jump around the circle giving oral favors. 5 of us decided to give her her wish. Her brother found out 2 weeks later but only found out 3 of the guys names. It resulted in a fist fight and never talking to those 3 again
I married my best friends cousin. He was cool with it, I just kept him outta the loop that she's super freaky
One of my good friends has hooked up w two of my cousins and one of my aunts.. I wish he had some decent looking family members.. Chris in Olympia
Hooked up with my buddy's aunt at his wedding. He laughing his ass off as he told me she had the herps.
I slept with my aunt in laws daughters, she is yet to find out, im sure she will hate me if she finds out
I hooked with my old best friends sister.. He wanted me to marry her.. Eff that, I was gettin some ass.. Yeah we aren't friends anymore.. -Jarrod from monroe
john in tacoma... i partied with my buddy and his older sister. we hooked up afew times and started dating and had a kid together.... not together any more but her brothers been cool with it the whole time
Hooked up with a hot asian. Turned ou to be my buddies adopted sister. He was getting a midnight snack and found me leaving her room! He was like "what are u doing here?"
Today's Video Blog is another intern challenge. Our intern Hot Kyle has 60 seconds to get 3 men to kiss him on the cheek. Do you think he will do it?
Happy Birthday Mono-Nick!!!!! Today is the day, and shockingly the stoner even remembered it’s his birthday. So in honor of Mono Nick…here are the top 3 things Mono-Nick will do on his birthday:
--Check his Fantasy Football & Baseball stats
And The Number 1 thing Mono-Nick will do on his birthday…
--Get Baked and Check his Fantasy Football & Baseball stats…again.
So the big story today is that naked pix of Scarlett Johansson have surfaced! Scarlett apparently took these pix of herself in a hotel room have hit the Internet. One shows her naked backside, and the other shows one of her breasts. Scarlett didn't post these herself, her phone was hacked and the FBI is looking into it. Here is a link to these pix:
Maybe I am desensitized by naked pix…but I’m just not impressed or phased by these pix one bit. Look, Scarlett is hot…I don’t deny that, and It’s cool that she takes naked pictures of herself…but these pictures are kind of lame. First off…she a huge movie star…but a cell phone with a better camera resolution. More importantly…if you are going to take a pic of yourself, the least you could do is look excited. She looks like she either has to go poop, or someone made her take these pictures. I’m not digging them one bit.
The quote of the day was this:
“Can anyone be more awesome than a shirtless Jason Statham?”
Who said it? Yup…BJ Shea! Somehow we were talking about Twilight & how those guys parade around shirtless…and BJ actually said: “Can anyone be more awesome than a shirtless Jason Statham?” That comment led to this text:
didn't think bj could sound more gay...until now
Huge huge huge thanks to everyone that has voted for the STP-CAST as your favorite podcast in King 5’s Best Of Western Washington thing …when I last blogged about it, we were sitting at 15th place …and as of right now when I write this…we are at #5!!!! Wow…seriously I am very thankful to everyone that has voted & contributed to our goal of being #1…which would be hilarious!!!!! If you haven’t voted…please do & please share this link on your Facebook…
In a recent survey, about 20% of women admitted they've broken into their partner's email or Facebook. HALF as many men . . . 10% . . . have done the same. The survey also found that 15% of women have used the info they found to start a FIGHT. Less than half as many man, 7% have done the same. Based on the fact that a percentage of Men & Women have busted into their partners email & Facebook…be honest…have you snooped? What did you find out? Here are some of the texts we got:
I did and found that my ex husband wass cheasting on me with my friend/coworker. Cynthia in buckley
He was cheating with multiple women.
I got into my then boyfriend, now ex-husbands email, found he was very active on the website Horneymatches.com.
Last year I snooped in my wifes email and dicovered she had purchased a new 2011 silverado for my BD
Yeah i snooped in my girlfriends shiz and she collects apple stickers, i think its weird as f*** but whatever, i guss i have to be suportive.
Hey steve. I snooped through my girlfriends phone and I found her period planner app. Really helps me know when not to piss her off! -Tim.
From a chick: found my engagement ring 2 weeks before he asked me to marry him... in his filing cabinet at Christmas time
I've found out my owner/lover hooks up with other dogs sometimes. I thought we had something special. Signed A sad Lucy
This is the funniest promotional move ever…there is a condom company called NuVo, and they have sent Hawks QB Tavaris Jackson a box of condoms. Why? Because Tavaris was sacked 5 times by the 49’ers defense, and he obviously needs better protection!!! Hahahahahaha – this is so beyond awesome. Each week during the NFL season, the quarterback who takes the most sacks will be recognized by NuVo. Broncos quarterback Kyle Orton was also sacked five times, so it looks like Jackson will have to share his supply.
This is the best story ever! Ever!!!! Nicolas Cage was once awoken in the middle of the night by a naked man eating a Fudgesicle. Yup…that is the headline we came across this morning. Cage was at the Toronto International Film Festival yesterday hyping his new movie "Trespass" -- which is about a home invasion. Cage revealed that he had some knowledge on the subject, "I am actually one of the people who has lived through the nightmare. It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed. It sounds funny now…but it was horrifying." Cage eventually talked the man out of his house, and police arrived soon after. Wow…now that is something you don’t see often. So many things come to mind…first off…could all of this be a lie? How great would that be…after all he is promoting a film about a home invasion, and what better way to garner some buzz about the film than to drop that bomb on the masses? I would have tremendous respect for Nick Cage if he made it up, and decided to make the story completely ludicrous to see if people will buy it. More importantly, how funny would it be if the naked guy with the Fudgesicle was…..Bill Cosby?
A man named Marce William Burchell has written a 30-page book about his supposed affair with Jessica Simpson. Titled: "The True Story of Jessica Ann Simpson's 22 month long attempt to seduce a married man - her very Active Super Secret Sex life: True Story Jessica Simpson Seduction of A Married Man (Volume 1)". Which makes me think there will be a Volume 2…exciting! Burchell claims this book blows the lid off of how Jessica cheats on all her men, not to mention how she ruined Burchell's life. The book costs a hefty $30, but Burchell claims that all proceeds are going to the development of a revolutionary new electric car that will only cost $10,000 to buy and will, quote, "make all gasoline-powered cars obsolete." Here are the specs on this car, "It can carry seven passengers and cargo, has a top speed of 180 miles per hour, can go 300 miles per charge and accelerates from zero to 60 miles per hour in less than 4 seconds." As for why he wrote the book, he says, "This book was not written to hurt her, but was written as my only way to heal emotionally from the severe trauma and pain she put me through by her heartless cruel treatment of me."
Not surprisingly, Jessica's security team has a profile on this guy. He's been bugging her for years. Based on the fact that this guy wrote a book detailing his alleged affair with Jessica Simpson…What is the most elaborate lie you have ever told? Here are the texts we received:
I convinced a friend of mine that wifes dad was the worlds strongest midget-carney. This went on for a week. He really wanted to meet him! The Green merchant
My buddies and i convinced my stoner friend that it was 2003 when it was still 2002. The lie continued for months until he argued with his mom about his age.
I had a small iowa town thinking i was in witness protection from the mob.they may still think it 4 all i know
Told my parents I was going to check out a bible college in Portland, really went to smash a chick I met online..3 days of glory!
Throughout high school I had everybody believing I only had one testicle... For most of my friends the joke is still going! :-)
Buddies & I lied told strippers @ the voooo we were talent scouts! It worked like magic 3 left w/ us- epic nite, wow! Oh & my porn name was jesse the rod
I once pretended to be my own twin brother to hook up with sisters. It took a week and a lot of excuses for never being seen together, but it paid off :)
I had my ex convinced for over a year that tequila was made of fermented pinto beans!
I had afriend believe that the bumps on the side of the freeway for if you fall asleep were for the blind to drive by brail shannon from anacort
I lied to Lucy and told her that everyone keeps their peanut butter in their pants! STP
Today's Video Blog features our birthday boy...Mono-Nick!
Hey if you haven’t done so yet…please take a minute out of your day & vote for the STP-CAST as your favorite podcast in the Best Of Western Washington thing that King 5 is doing…we are in 15th place right now, and I am sure a few more votes will get us into the top 10. Just a little more time left so please vote, and share this link on your facebook…it would be ridiculous if we became the #1 podcast!
Did you watch Monday Night Football last night? I switched back 7 forth between that & Monday Night Raw…but as I was watching the Tom Brady show…AKA Patriots Vs. Dolphins…Ron Jaworski dropped the “S” Bomb…it was awesome!!!! Check out Jaw’s casualy saying S***.
BJ had a conspiracy theory…he is wondering since many cable shows (especially on FX) will let the “S” Bomb fly (makes me think of that South park episode where they use the word 162 times)…possibly ESPN is trying to work that into their broadcasts. I doubt it as ESPN is Disney owned, and until Mickey calls Minnie a “See You next Tuesday”, I doubt they would be on board for letting the announcers curse. Although it would be awesome…Imagine the commentators saying “Touchdown Chad OchoCinco…look at his end zone celebration…that’s some crazy s***!” Hell…I would love it if the old announcers in baseball could use the word…I would watch America’s past time all the time: “3 – 2 pitch…the pitcher winds up…oh no I just s*** my pants…a little outside, ball 4”. Ok, I doubt they would go that far!
I am so excited for this movie…I bet I can get Toppy to go see this with me as it has Sean William Scott in it. Stiffler + Hockey = A STP/Toppy Classic! This movie is supposed to come out in 2012…not soon enough!!!!
Sunday night was the series finale of "Entourage." Vince dropped a bomb on the guys that he is getting married, and the guys dropped a bomb on Vince as Eric & Sloan are haing a kid. The other bigf story line was that Ari’s wife was leaving him this season because he wasn’t attentive enough…so in the series finale Ari quit his job in order to save his marriage. After the final credits rolled, there is one final scene where Ari and his wife are in Italy, and the phone rings and it is John from the studio offering Ari a job to take his spot & make tons of cash. That’s how they ended the show…with a cliffhanger…so they are setting the stage for either the movie that is in talks of being made…or (I hope) a spin off starring Ari. It was a pretty cool way to end the show…Vince was able to get the whole crew back on top again…and helped them all be in a position to succeed without him. I liked that a finale ended on a high note. We got some reviews from the Rock-A-Holics…here were a couple of the texts:
Show had gotten lame, but still a fan. No sex this season sucked, but loved the final scene!
Love the show, but no boobs this whole season? What the hell
Going out of my way to never c a episode. Enterage sux...just like starwars. Craig in lacey
Hahaha…that was a great text…we then took calls & texts about what was your favorite TV series finale…here are some of the texts we got:
I liked the final episode of Newheart, where he wakes up next to his wife from the Bob Newheart Show. -Marshall of Lynnwood-
The lost series finally was the best ever. It gave a lot of closure but still left me saying what the ef is going on.
Best series finale MASH
All time best season ending, bob newhart's referring back to his first tv show.
Fresh prince was the best series ender
My favorite series finale is trailer park boys.
Top two of all times Mash and Cheers
Haven't seen the end of Entourage yet but the end of Rescue Me was amazing.
Terrence Howard has apologized to the man he THREATENED TO KILL a few weeks ago. On August 31st, Terrence left a voicemail on a guy's phone but the whole thing was a misunderstanding. Apparently, the guy was out drinking with a female friend who believed she'd gotten a hold of Terrence's phone number. She decided to make a prank call, professing her love of Terrence. But her phone was dead, so she used the guy's. And as it turned out, she wasn't calling Terrence's phone, she was calling his wife's. Here's the message Terrence left, when he thought the guy was someone who'd been harassing his wife. When Terrence Howard found out the whole thing was a misunderstanding, he called the guy back and apologized. Here are the voicemails:
Based on that, finish this sentence: “Looking Back, It was probably a bad idea I did ______.” Here are some of the texts we got:
Looking back, I should not have slept with a friends girlfriend. But her and I have been together for two years. Was it an even trade? Who knows. From Greg
Fishing with bullet bombs. Got busted, had to pay a fine and clean up the lake I was fishing at.
Bad idea to rob a subway sanswich store @ 17. Got caught and lost ROTC Scholarship to Boston University Pre-Med Program. Drunk, stoned and stupid!
Bad idea i called the bartender a “see you next Tuesday”. . . In front of her 3 friends who were twice my size and half as drunk.
I punched my friends dad in the face over a drunken card game
Shouldn't have dropped a duece on my friends porch cause they wouldn't let me in the party
First time I got stoned, I called my mom and told her I was stoned, and couldn't quit laughing.
Coke…it’s a hell of a drug
wish i hadnt slept with my bosses daughter, during work hours, in an office down the hall from my bosses
Broke up with my wife. Drove by the house 6 months later and slashed the tires in her bfs car. Kinda regret it now.
Today's Video Blog features us wearing pink for a friend of the show!
Hey some of you know I do a podcast, it's called the STP-CAST...and it's a weekly podcast that I do with Toppy, The Rev, and Mono-Nick...and it's a lot of fun...we discuss a lot of random stuff, and if you are looking to waste some time at work or while driving (it's on the app)...you should listen to it. Find it here:
The reason why I bring it up is because we are one of the nominees for Best Local podcast on KING 5's Best Of Western Washington. I think it would be hilarious if our dumb podcast won...if you have time...please vote for us! You can do so by following the link below (also...please spread the word via Facebook):
This Sunday is the 10 year anniversary of 9/11…I can’t believe that was 10 years ago. Ugh…I remember being on the air downstairs (at The End), and our intern walked in with a not just as we were going to go to commercials, and the note said “A plane just hit the World Trade Center” – Andy (Savage) then read that we just learned that a plane hit the Trade Center & that we will take a break and find out more info. We go to commercials, and run to the other room where we have a TV station, and see the second plane hit. The horror. The rest of the show was a wash…I remember we talked to a woman at a Starbucks in NY near the WTC, and the sound in her voice was gut wrenching. I spent the rest of the show trying to reach my friends and family, which was a losing battle as the phone lines were jammed. My thoughts & prayers will be with all those that were affected by 9/11.
This morning I shared a dumb tidbit of info about myself. I am a lefty, but pretty much when it comes to writing & eating. Everything else I am a righty (hockey, drumming, throwing, bowling, etc). I gues when I was little my gramps tried to tie my left arm behind my back to train me to do things righty, as back then it was looked down upon if you were left handed. How crazy is that? Oh…for those that want to know, and I don’t know why you want to know….yes, that I do lefty as well. Well sharing this struck a nerve, and I got a ton of texts and emails from others that have this same “issue”…here are a couple of them:
Steve, Im a lefty as well. Eating/ writing. Righty for everything else. Worked nicely for arm wrestling cause everyone thought it was my week arm. Peace, Sean
I hear ya Steve.....Im right handed and I bat and golf left, I get all kinds of questions about that.
Im like u steve im a lefty that does everything righty except writing
Meeee too, Steve! I'm lefty too but do alot with my right. And I switch hit. And bowl right.
Nowadays a lefty is a blessing in baseball! Jon in Monroe
I'm the exact same way all right handed except writing
I'm left handed but I write with my right hand because my dad wouldn't except the fact that I was left and forced me to write with my right hand... He also made me golf right handed for two years! I blame all lifes problems on my confusion of not knowing what hand to use! Your not alone
The Seahawks season kicks off this Sunday in San Francisco. Go Hawks…the season is here!!! Finally. As we were talking about this, Mono Nick popped into the studio & interrupted us…why? Well he had one of his awesome lists…this time it was: Mono-Nick’s Top 3 Signs The Seahawks Are Gonna Suck This Season. Here they are:
--They are starting Tavaris Jackson over a man that looks like Jesus, and if we have learned anything from The Big Lebowski...it's that you don't mess with the jesus. cue steve to play drop.
--Even the Kardashians won't have sex with any of the Hawks...and they are whores!
And the number one reason why the Seahawks will Suck This Season...
--Bikini Baristas have adopted Pete Carroll's motto "Earn Everything" and they surely are...they have stripper poles and are exposing areola's...that sure beats Beast Mode!!
Mono-Nick cracks me up…not only because his jokes are funny, but because he wrote himself a note to cue me to play a Big Lebowski audio clip, and instead of just cueing me…he actually read out loud: “cue steve to play drop.” Way to bo Mono-Nick Burgundy! Which led to this great text:
“That was effing hilarious! "Stay classy San Diego, I'm Mono Nick?"
I just got this email…any help you can provide would be appreciated…
Can you please ask BJ if he can ask the rockaholics to keep an eye out for my cousin Nikolas Ngo, he's a navy sailor from Whidbey Island that went missing yesterday. He was last seen on his blue Kawasaki license plate 6B4988. If any one has any information please call the police! Your help would mean alot to my family. Thanks guys, love the show.
Today's Video Blog features Vicky B's Family!
There is a 77-Year-Old Congressman in Iowa, I don’t know what his political beliefs are…nor do I care...and the reason being is what he did recently. Seriously…run for president buddy, you have my vote. The 77-year-old Congressman in Iowa’s name is Leonard Boswell , and on Saturday night, he was hanging out on his farm with his 75-year-old wife Dody, his daughter Cindy, and his 22-year-old grandson Mitchell. Around 10:45 P.M., an armed robber busted in through the front door of the house, attacked Leonard's daughter Cindy in the entryway, and demanded money. Only problem is that he picked the wrong old congressman to mess with…when Leonard heard Cindy screaming, he decided to take and attacked the robber!!! While he was wrestling with the guy, his grandson grabbed a shotgun from another room, and pointed it at the robber. The guy finally decided to bail, and ran off into the woods surrounding the farm. So far, he's still on the loose. Leonard's been representing Iowa's 3rd District for eight terms in Congress. He's also a war vet who flew helicopters in Vietnam. How bad ass is that guy? Seriously…if they made a movie about him, Clint Eastwood HAS to play Leonard…call it “Gramps With A Gun” or something like that. You picked the wrong elderly man to Eff with punk! This was a great story! It led to us taking calls from people that have had to fight crime at some point in their life…here are some of the texts we received:
6 years ago I came out of the shower to find a guy trying to rape my wife I grabbed my bat and swung for his head found out it was her office stalker...
I was working at the broadway Safeway, a guy was hassling the berista so I went out to confront him. He took a swing at me and caught me with a glancing blow, I swung back and laid him out. The cops showed up and said it was self defense even though he was about 130 and I was 220.
When my ma was in her thirties living alone in tuson az she was held at knife point in her apartment by a robber she bit off his ear and chased him down the street with her 357 mag blazing only to realize she was nude
I stopped a shoplifter n front of bartels n the middle of 5th ave at westlake center with a rear naked choke nice
My friend chased a guy down the street in his underwear shooting at him with his gun for trying to steal the battery out of truck.
A guy tried to rob me at knife point outside the puyallup lowes. I drew my 45 smiled and called him a dumbass. He dropped the knife, cried like a bitch til the cops showed
My husband fought off a gang member with his ax. by the way im a recovering addict and i wouldve never taken anything that didnt belong to me. Todd and Sarah
I once had to fight off a big bald guy that was sexually assaulting his dog needless to say lucy was thankful cause dogs have rights too. The mask vigilanty
Dang the WWE is kicking ass with their stories these days…the latest storyline is that Triple H (Vince McMahon’s son in law) showed up to Raw to tell Vince that all the execs are questioning if Vince is in his right mind to still run the company, and Triple H has been appointed to take control of the WWE and fire Vince…it was an awesome moment…check it out:
I love the part where Cena threatens to go to another TV Wrestling show…”Brother!”
Today we played the audio of Dave Grohl going off on a fan that was fighting during the Foo Fighters set….Grohl is awesome!
Based on this we asked people for their stories of when they were kicked out of somewhere…or when someone they know was kicked out…here are some of the texts:
A friend of mine was at a concert up in snowquamy pass. He got kicked out for throwing snow balls
Got kicked out of a bar for busting a guys lip opened ,for calling me a whore....i gave him a chance to say he was sorry ...but he refused....
Good morning guys, went to the killswitch/dragonforce/sword concert a few years back and my buddy rob thought it was a great idea to save time to pee on the legs of the fellow mash-pitter in front of him
i also got kicked out of the lynnwood pool for life back in 1982 when i was 13years old for trying to beat up the manager
I got kicked out of the Tacoma dome in 2006 at Monday night raw for chanting "f*** john cena"
I got got banging my girlfriend in the back of the library and got baned for all 4 years
I had a friend kicked out of a strip club after a WWF show for asking the undertaker and the big show if what they do is fake.
My bf and I got kicked outta Fox's for lewd contact!
When I was 18 I got Kicked out of a medieval fair for challenging some guy to a duel over his lady and drawing my sword. first and last event I went to.
Was thrown out of a strip club in the canada after I threw up on a stripper. ~ Stu, Ft. Lewis
I got kicked out me giggles for laughing to giggleing to loud:-)
I Gave My Friend $1000 To Poop In One Of The Toilets In a hardware store. And He Got Band From There
I was hanging out with STP when i got kicked out....of his room. The peanut butter got thin and i accidently bit him. ......Lucy
Today's Video Blog features the Rev & Vicky checking out a band loved by felllow geeks...Kirby Krackle!
According to a new survey, 56% of people say that, at some point, they've completely forgotten where they parked their car. This is me…I have had this happen before & it is so beyond frustrating…especially at The Gorge! I have parked at the Gorge & in the day I can see where I parked, but after the concert it’s dark & well…dumb Steve can’t recall where I parked. I used to have a great way to find my car…back when I had a car with power locks & a key remote…I would turn that on & off to get the lights to flicker…and in a worst case scenario I would hit that alarm button. None of that works for me anymore…as I have Jeep Wrangler & no power steering. I guess I am not alone when it comes to losing my car at the Gorge, as we got this funny text:
My dad and myself saw Tom Petty at the Gorge. Wandered around for 2 hours looking for the car. We were wasted and ended up passing out 3ft away from the car.
How stupid is this stat…3% of people have actually called roadside assistance to come and help them search for their car. Proof that there are stupid people living amongst us!
In Marin County, Florida, the cops noticed 21-year-old chick driving drunk…she was driving like an idiot & was going 20 miles-per-hour UNDER the speed limit…and to make matters worse…she was driving TOPLESS!!!!! Talk about driving with the top down! Waka Waka! You think when the cop pulled her over, they said “Busted”, and she looked down at her chest & said “Thank You!” Waka Waka…I’ll be here all day!!!
The big news of today was the fact that BJ Shea was seen by over 15 million people last night…no his buldging underpants pic didn’t go as viral as Anthony Weiner’s…BJ was on America’s Got Talent. You are probably scratching your head after reading that…no BJ wasn’t juggling fire, or doing a sexy dance with a 69 year old woman that can do splits….BJ was featured talking about the Seattle auditions…and being that last night they aired the Seattle audition episode, BJ was featured on it….if you sneezed or blinked, you might have missed it:
Back when America's Got Talent was in town...our very own Jeetz interviewed Piers Morgan, Nick Cannon, and Howie Mandel. Here is that installment of Jeetz On The Streets!
This morning we read a story about a woman charged with her 6th DUI and she shows up to court…Drunk!!!! Based on this…we asked the Rock-A-Holics to finish this sentence: "I can’t believe I…or someone I know…showed up drunk to ___________?" Here are some of the texts we got:
Morning, guys. I can't believe my brother showed up drunk to our nieces 8th birthday. Not only was he making leud comments, but he vomitted on the cake.
I can't believe I showed up drunk to my grandmas birthday party and threw up on my dinner plate!! One to many beers :-) Cherry
I cant believe my brother showed up drunk to his DUI classes....I couldnt believe he was that stupid...LOL
I cant believe my best man showed to my wedding knotting out. it would have been funny had it not been My Wedding. u guys Rock.
I've shown up for a hotel manager job interview drunk and still landed the job!
I showed up to dare graduation drunk.
I was in a motorcycle crash a few years ago and two of my friends showed up to the icu completely wasted at 9 in the morning. They even wrote me a get well card with a huge black marker on an empty beer box
My. Mom went to my sisters high school graduation hammered while everyone politely clapped my mother was screaming slurred woohoos
can't believe I showed up drunk to go bungee jumping ....needless to say it was a sobering experience
My mom went to her wedding so drunk we had to carry her down the isle
A customer showed up drunk to rent a car. Hell no we arent giving you are car!
Drunk at friends house and puked on his moms typewriter
Cant believe my friend threw up in her dads coffin yes she was drunk
I saw a guy show up drunk with a jar of peanut butter and pick up his dog....i think the dogs name was lucy...he kept saying "come her juicy lucy"....
Today's Intern Challenge is our new intern Trevan's first...and last challenge! Why is it his last? Well…maybe the challenge should have been to see if the Intern could come into work on a frequent basis haha!!! Trevan was a great intern, but sadly getting up wasn’t his thing….but we did get one challenge from him. This idea was submitted by Tonya on Facebook...
Hey guys...you should have your intern try and convince a woman to put lipstick on him!
Trevan has 60 seconds to get a random woman to put lipstick on him..will he do it? Watch the video here in today’s Video Blog:
The fellas were giving me a hard time because I admitted that I have never seen Pirates Of The Caribbean. I guess it’s an awesome movie…I will have to take their word on it. The only pirate I care about is One Eyed Willie from The Goonies. I have zero interest in watching a film with Johnny Depp dressed as a pirate….it looks stupid, and goes against what I stand for. I stand for watching only movies where the wardrope is modern…if people aren’t wearing somewhat
I came up with a new euphemism…boy am I an idiot….while talking about a news story & there were new developments, I meant to say “well that throws a monkey-wrench in those plans”, but it came out like this: “Well that puts a wrench in those monkey plans”. Yeah…I have no idea. I guess I needed more than one cup of coffee today.
A 20 Million dollar lawsuit was filed this week, accusing an "A-list celebrity" of giving someone herpes. The celebrity isn't named in the lawsuit. Neither is the defendant, who claims to have met the plaintiff in Las Vegas, and went to his penthouse for, quote, "an evening of prolonged sex and illicit drug use,” and it was filmed. I smell sex tape! Here is a crazy tidbit that puts a “wrench in those monkey plans” -- The plaintiff, who is never identified as male or female in the lawsuit, says that before any sexual activity took place, the celebrity clearly stated that he did not have any STDs. The reports say he has "appeared widely on television and film", and his net worth is at least $100 million. Yikes!!!!
RadarOnline put together a list of celebrities who were there at the time, and here are some of the names that are on the list: Steven Tyler, Chace Crawford, Larry David, Chris Tucker, Spike Lee, Alfonso Ribiero, Jamie Foxx, Maury Povich, Ryan Reynolds, Russell Brand, Vin Diesel, Tyler Perry, Jack Black, Tim Allen and John Travolta. Also because the Academy of Country Music Awards was in town at that time…these guys were there: Keith Urban, Alan Jackson, Brad Paisley and Toby Keith were there, too. There were also some high-profile athletes in Vegas that weekend, including Michael Jordan, New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees, hockey legends Wayne Gretsky and Mario Lemieux, and baseball stars Ken Griffey Jr., Greg Maddux, Mike Piazza and John Smoltz. I’m looking at these names…no way it was The Great One, Wayne Gretzky….his skills cures herpes and gonorrhea!
So we read a story about a Canadian 16 year old that quite possibly found a cure for Cystic Fibrosis as part of his Science Fair Project…wow! How do you compete with that…sure Billy turned a pencil into a microphone, Sally made a tube that when you look into it…it looks like a rainbow, and Sal made a boomerang, but…uh….sorry guys you all lose, Marshall cured a disease….he wins.
Today’s Video Blog features something we noticed outside our studio window!
I lost a little respect for Topshelf this morning. Ok, not really, but Toppy…and BJ…are nuts to say that Ghostbusters is over-rated & doesn’t stand the test of time. That’s just crazy talk! BJ said that the special effects are dated…sure they are, but Ghostbusters is not about the effects, it’s not Avatar afterall…it’s all about the comedy. Memorable lines, funny moments…Ghostbusters is one of those movies that if I am flipping channels & it’s on, I will stop & watch some of it. Plus…it has the greatest movie song ever:
This text sums it up best:
Ghostbusters will live forever!!
Congrats to the Vancouver Canucks…they are moving on to the conference finals & one step closer to the Stanley Cup, as they took out the Nashville Predators 2-1 last night. The only bummer was that they won it in Nashville…it would have been great to watch the Canucks fans losing it in Vancouver.
So on Today’s STP-CAST podcast, we talk to Mick Wall…he wrote a great book about Metallica called “Enter Night” – a MUST have for any Metallica fan. I thought I knew a lot about Metallica, but this book will give you even more insight into the band. I learned some really cool stuff from the book…this nugget was really interesting: Right before Cliff Burton died in that tour bus crash, Cliff & James were having serious thoughts of kicking Lars out of the band & replacing him with Dave Lombardo of Slayer. Wow. That would have changed things for the band. Had it not been for Cliff’s passing…Lars & James probably wouldn’t have grown so close together. There are a ton of great stories in this book, check out my podcast to hear the interview.
Another cool tidbit of info from Mick regarding Metallica, was that Cliff Burton had the bass line for “For Whom The Bell Tolls” (that amazing bass lead in the beginning of the song) many years before he was in Metallica…check this video out…it was from a battle of the bands, Cliff was in a band called Agents Of Misfortune with Jim Martin (from Faith No More)….does that bass riff sound familiar?
In a new survey, Americans made it very clear that in a house fire, nostalgia and memories are more important than electronics.
--The survey asked: In a house fire, after you knew your loved ones and pets were safe, what one item would you try to save from your home? And PHOTOS were by far the number one answer, getting 53% of the vote.
--Electronics only got 12%.
--A specific item of clothing came in third, at 10% . . . jewelry was fourth, at 9% . . . and a particular book was fifth, at 3%.
Based on this…we asked people what they would save…for me, I would grab my hockey goalie bag with the gear in it…that crap is EXPENSIVE!!! Here are some of the texts we got:
My husband without a doubt would save his authentic 49er helmet personally signed by Joe Montana. He made the trip to San Fran just to get is signed and he said in case of a fire I am to save the kids and he will save the helmet
I would grab my computers hard drive. I've digitized all my important papers and photos to an external hard drive. Knighthawk
I would save my video camera that holds my ex girlfriends sex tapes. Liquor and whores! Travis from Everett
My bass guitar I have insurance on everything else
If my place was burning down, I would grab my Gibson SG and weed.
My american flag I got when I retired from the US Army
I would take my beer and sex toys. My husband and I have spent a few bucks on some really nice glass pieces, and you're never aloud to waste good beer.
Definitely my midget servants. They are like family to me -J.Mo
Hockey gear is saved first. A cup worn in national championships isn't replaceable.
I would save my DC Direct Alex Ross' Justice collection. No one does Wonder Woman, Black Canary, and Zatanna better then Alex Ross.
I would save the mr potatoe head i dressed to look like ryan castle
Today’s Video Blog features Jeetz on the streets…Cinco De Mayo edition!
Last night…another great episode of WWE’s Monday Night RAW….I have to give them props…they addressed the fact that the Navy Seals took out Osama Bin Laden. I really liked how they handled it, they replayed video from September 13th 2001 when RAW went live 2 days after the September 11th attack…I remember watching that episode & how emotional it was. I have to say, when Lillian Garcia belted out the National Anthem…I got goose bumps.
Then The Rock addressed what happened, and as usual…The Rock knocked it out of the park…
Here is the rest of that segment…in case you have resolution issues.
Big thanks to former Navy Seal Howard Watsin for joining us this morning. Talk about crazy timing…he has a book coming out on May 24th called “Seal Team Six: Memoirs of an Elite Navy Seal Sniper.” Or…is it crazy timing? Maybe he knew what was about to go down & timed it that way…ok, probably not. This looks like a great read, and it was cool to get his insight on the Navy Seals mission to take out Osama. This guy sounds like a serious bad ass…it was cool talking to him. He says there are talks of a movie being made of his book, and made it clear that he doesn’t want Charlie Sheen to play him. I asked him who he would like to play him is Matt Damon.
This is painful…this makes me sick to my stomach…last week during he concert in Ecuador, Miley Cyrus covered…ugh…Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” Seriously Miley? Can’t you stick with doing your dumb songs…hell cover daddy’s “Achy Breaky Heart” for all I care…but leave good music alone. I do have to say in all fairness, it's not a horrible cover...the band sounds good & her voice isn't horrible, but there are some songs that should never be covered, and that is one of them...especially by a dumb pop star. Plus it’s not fair to your crappy songs to have something as great as that song being played along side them. If your songs had feelings it would give them a huge inferiority complex. The sad thing is that I bet a lot of your stupid fans don’t even know the original & might think you actually wrote this. My o0nly hope is that her fans hear this...realize that this song is head & shoulders above the crap she typically spits out & they seek out the music of Nirvana and other similar bands. For those that love a train wreck…here is the cover:
Taking a look at the You Tube comments…this post sums it up best: “If Kurt was alive, he'd have died...”
The latest news reports are saying that when one of Osama Bin Laden's most trusted aides picked up the phone last year, he unknowingly led U.S. pursuers to the doorstep of the world's most wanted terrorist....however...according to Mono-Nick, he has unearthed audio that paints a different picture. Mono-Nick found audio of Osama Bin Laden's last moments alive, and it looks like it was Bin Laden's cell phone use, not his aide, that led to the Navy Seals finding him. Today’s video blog is another Mono-Nick bit!
Sometimes we have arguments about the dumbest stuff…seriously, the dumbest stuff…this fight stemmed from this video:
BJ was PISSED at the dad….he said that this dad is an embarrassment & awful for making his kid cry. I called BS on that and kindly asked BJ to change his tampon…the dad was just having fun, and yes the kid cried…but kids cry over anything. That video was hilarious! And it pains me to say that as I am siding with a Red Sox fan! That’s part of why I don’t want children…they cry over no good reason, and then the kid is fine, and then they cry again, fine again, cry again…on and on and on! BJ was projecting his own childhood issues & made a blanket statement about how that kid was being abused. He said that the kid will be TRAUMATIZED from this!!!! This was a polarizing battle…Toppy agreed with BJ, and the Rev was on team brilliant & agreed with me. As dumb of an argument that this was…the texts blew up on this one…here is a sampling of the ton of texts we got:
Take the tampon out. The kid would be just as traumatized if he was told he could not watch television.....
My dad was like that when i was a kid. One time i licked a freshner capsul from a vitiman bottle and my dad told me i was going to die. Of course i cried
I'm with you Steve! They have daddy issues, lol
Bj bitches about the vaginization of society and now he is acting like a vagina
My parents use to tell me they were going to sell me to the Jipsies till i cried and screamed all the time and im fine now
Bj I used to tell my daughter I was gonna give her away to another family that wants a whinner when she was 4 shes now 10 and doesn't remember it at all
That kid is going to laugh his ass off when he grows up and sees that vid.
Steve is use to being told he's wrong for what he likes. Like Lucy in his special way
Bj has been brainwashed by psycologists. Grow a pair. I agree with rev and steve.
this show makes me want to see a therapist
Stev! I think u should change your tampon!
I screw with my kid for fun... not to make him cry but to make him tougher for when life really kicks him in the ass... plus its kind of fun – shaun
BJ get the sand out of your ****. Your vagina is showing. What if the boy says he like boys would you discourage that? Right on REV. And STEVE.
Steve is an idiot
Look how fast he turned off the tears when someone else started talking im with stp change your tampon.
I have to agree with bj. Stevs a little beotch
Steve take away their man cards please
And what kid likes an 0 and 5 team?
Steve is right. Bj is is a bag of gas blowing totally blowing it out of proportion. The kid is totally fake crying. The kid doesnt know what he likes
BJ is right. Steve is clueless.
Steve thank god you dont have kids. The kid is too young for that kind joking
Today’s Video Blog is part 2 of our interview with Pearl Jam’s Mike McCready…Mike talks about Pearl Jam’s future plans in this clip.
Big weekend…big weekend. First off…props to my homie Tony F’ing Mitchell for getting married…tonights the big night! Tomorrow the Tacoma Donkeys are in action…hoping to extend our winning streak to 7 games! But Sunday…ahhh Sunday...it’s the Super Bowl of Wrasslin, WrestleMania 27 in Atlanta!!!!! I haven’t been this excited for a WrestleMania in a long time…why you ask? Because I smell what the Rock is cooking & I can’t wait to see him Layeth the Smackdown on John Cena! The Rock is the host of this years WrestleMania, and judging from last Monday nights edition of Raw, there is no way that The Rock won’t be mixing it up in the match between The Miz & John Cena. That being said, as I do it every year, here are my predictions. Actually I would rather call this STP’s list of things he would like to see happen at WrestleMania, as I am sure I will be wrong on a few of these…but I’m picking with my heart! Ok, lets do this…
Edge (with Christian) vs. Alberto Del Rio (with Brodus Clay). This match is for the World Heavyweight Championship, and Edge is the current champ…As crazy as this sounds, I’m picking Alberto Del Rio…because…well…it’s his destiny.
The Miz vs. John Cena: Singles match for the WWE Championship…Ahhh…this is gonna be the match of all matches…for so many reasons. A. The Rock will be involved somehow, and B. He’s The Miz…and he’s….AWESOME!!!!!! I am so stoked that The Miz is going into Wrestlemania as champ…if you recall, and I doubt you do, and that’s ok…I said a couple years ago that The Miz is gonna be an A level superstar & his time has come. I hope he will leave Wrestlemania as champ, but I think it all depends on how The Rock is worked into this match.
Triple H vs. The Undertaker. This is a No Holds Barred match, and all I have to say is this: 19-0, The Taker is going to retire with the streak.
Jerry “The King” Lawler vs. Michael Cole (with Jack Swagger). The battle of the ring announcers…Michael Cole has quickly become one of the most hated guys in the WWE, and he’s the announcer…props to him for taking the heel character to another level. I am looking forward to this one, as they have built some serious heat between the two of them. I’m a Cole-Miner, but I think he will lose…especially since Stone Cold Steve Austin is the special guest referee…which negates the Swagger factor. I think this will be the springboard for Cole to announce that he is the anonymous Raw General manager. We shall see.
Randy Orton vs. CM Punk. All I have to say is this: I’m wearing my CM Punk T-Shirt as I write this blog….CM Punk is the best thing going in the WWE. Best in the ring, and best on the mic.
Rey Mysterio vs. Cody Rhodes. Cody Rhodes nose was “broken” by Rey’s 619 a month or so ago so Cody is no longer “Dashing”…he has a darker vibe to his persona, and I love it. He wears one of those Bill Laimbeer clear masks, and uses it as a weapon. This dark character is working for Cody, and I predict a big win for Goldust’s brother!
Snooki, Trish Stratus and John Morrison vs. Dolph Ziggler and LayCool (Layla and Michelle McCool) (with Vickie Guerrero). This is a 6-person mixed tag team match. I know…it’s ridiculous that we have to watch Snookie at Wrestlemania, and I am sure they will give her the win…especially since she is with Trish Stratus…but my vote goes to team Lay-Cool…for one simple reason…Layla is HOT!
Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan. This match is for the United States Championship…Sheamus recently beat Daniel for the belt, and many are saying this could be the match of the night…so long as they give these guys more than 5 minutes to show off their good. Props to Daniel Bryan, aka Bryan Danielson, Aberdeens own, for making it to Wrestlemania…after years of wrestling in front of dozens of people at bingo halls on the independent circuit, he is finally getting his due on the big stage. In the battle between The American Dragon & the Celtic Warrior…my pick is that our local boy gets his belt back…fingers crossed!
Kane, Big Show, Santino Marella, and Vladimir Kozlov (with Tamina) vs. The Corre (Wade Barrett, Ezekiel Jackson, Justin Gabriel, and Heath Slater). This match bums me out for many reasons. First off…Wade Barrett should be having his own match on the card…he is great! Secondly…after the Royal Rumble & the surprise appearance of Diesal…I thought for sure we would see a Big Show vs. Nash battle of the giants, so this match confirms that won’t happen. Finally…I’m annoyed with Kane…recently on RAW he was involved with Santino in some capacity where they were on the same side, and after Santino won he did his usual trumpet dance, and Kane did the dance too…sure that was a funny moment, but it effectively killed any sort of “scariness” that Kane has.
Sunday is going to kick ass. Speaking of Wrestling, even though he isn’t in the WWE…my boss Sgt. Hairclub…sent me this video…Hilarious!!!!
So today is April Fools Day… April Fool’s Day is the one day where you are allowed to be a D-Bag & pull pranks on your friends. The website Guyism released some of the top “easy” pranks you can pull on people you know…Here are 10 of them (in no particular order):
1. Borrow someone’s cell phone and change the language setting to a foreign language.
2. Dip the tips of someone’s cigarettes in Orajel so their lips will go numb.
3. Bring multiple sets of clothes to work, change every hour, and act like nothing’s different.
4. Cup some water in your hand and pretend to sneeze on the back of someone’s head.
5. Hide all of the desktop icons on someone’s computer and replace the monitor’s wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
6. Cover a toilet seat with plastic wrap.
7. Conference call two people then don’t say anything, just listen.
8. Rubber band the sprayer on the kitchen sink into the “on” position.
9. Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.
10 .Buy some underwear, write a co-worker’s name in them, then leave them on the floor of the office bathroom.
We took calls from people with the best pranks they have done…or the best pranks that were done to them, and here are some of the Texts we received:
I put double sided tape on the toilet seat. A few hours later I came home to little curly hairs all over the tape. My dad was pissed.
Best Prank I pulled was paying the money at a baseball game to put a proposal from my buddy to his girlfriend. He returned the favor by getting my girlfriend to get me to believe she was pregnant. Josh in Tacoma.
Used to tape the sprayer on the sink and spray my mom every april fools day when she went to make her coffee. ~Dawn
Best joke you take oreo cookies take out the filling and replace it with toothpaist then just sit back and watch there face its price less
When I was deployed I told my squad our 12 month tour was extended ti 18months. Best prank ever
That last text was funny because we then got this text…..
When I was deployed my squad leader said our 12 month tour was being extended to 15 months. Worst prank ever
Today's Video Blog features Lil' Vicky, as we learn a little bit about her dating life!
Yesterday was a rough day as word came out that Mike Starr, former bassist of Alice In Chains, was found dead in his home in Salt lake City at the young age of 44. No word as of yet as to why he died, but sadly there is a good chance that drugs had something to do with it. Mike was recently back in the eye of the public on Dr. Drew’s show Celebrity Rehab, and many of us watched Mike battle his heroin addiction and it seemed like he was going down the sober path. That is until last month when we heard that he was busted for having Xanax & pain pills in his possession. After hearing that story, I hoped that he would pick back up & get back on the wagon, but sadly this isn’t Hollywood & life doesn’t always have a happy ending. All I would hope is that he is at peace, as it seems like his adult years were full of pain. If you believe in a afterlife, you gotta think that him & Layne are jamming again! Here is Mike playing with Alice…this was from a really cool live VHS (yes, I still have a copy of this) that came out with Facelift (their first album) called Live Facelift. One of my all time fave AIC songs…It Ain’t Like That:
I have to share this clip too…this is one of the most intense performances from any band if you ask me…I remember watching this performance as a teen, and my jaw dropped…especially at the end…so powerful:
So E.T. was voted for having the greatest movie moment of all time…the part where he says goodbye & is off in the spaceship. I call B.S. to that…the greatest moment is when Rocky tells Adrian that he did it…the Yo Adrian moment! A close second if you ask me is Miracle, the story of the 1980 US Olympic Hockey Team, when Herb Brooks gives his powerful speech before they play the Russians. Plus that scene inspired this great You Tube video where a kid re-interpreted the scene:
Ok…here is the real version…so awesome!!!!
Here is the top 10…
1. "ET", 1982. ET says goodbye to his friends and heads home in a spaceship.
2. "Toy Story 3", 2010. The toys hold hands and face their fate as they edge closer to the incinerator.
3. "Rocky", 1976. Rocky's title fight.
4. "Bambi", 1942. The death of Bambi's mother.
5. "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid", 1969. Butch and Sundance leap out of their bunker, guns blazing.
6. "The Wizard of Oz", 1939. Dorothy opens the door in her black-and-white house and steps into the colorful world of Oz.
7. "Battleship Potemkin", 1925. The "Odessa steps" massacre.
8. "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington", 1939. The filibuster scene where JIMMY STEWART shouts, quote, "I'm gonna stay right here and fight for this lost cause."
9. "Network", 1976. When the news anchor shouts, "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
10. "Miracle in Milan", 1951. The final scene when Toto and his friends rise into the sky on brooms. (???)
Ok--#’s 7-10 are movies I have never seen…Due to this…we took calls about your favorite movie moment…here are some of the texts…it’s gonna make you want to re-watch some of these films…
Pulp fiction. Christopher walken watch scene
Wild things in the pool
Scarface say hello to my little friend
Silence of the lambs, when clarice starling is in buffalo bills basement all dark and creepy
Wrath of Kahn. Final moment between Kirk and Spock
How about forrest gump when jenny dies and he is talking to her under the tree where she is buried
Full metal jacket when private pyle commits suicide
When Costner plays catch with his dad at the end of Field of Dreams.
john bulushi in animal house 'food fight'
Platoon - when they leave william defoe
Fast times at ridgemont high, the pool scene with the cars song playing.
The ending of ,The Notebook`
The scene from any given Sunday al pachino`s speech at half time
Freedom! From braveheart
Tommy boys fat man in lil jacket
The end of the 1st Saw movie
Pulp fiction scene with the gimp.
A Few Good Men: You can't handle the truth!
Today’s Video Blog features another installment of the Intern Challenge. Tahiti Steve hit the streets to see if he could convince a guy to kiss him…this all stems from a British study that said 9 out of 10 straight guys in college have kissed another guy. So we sent Steve to Seattle Central in the Capitol Hill area to see if he could convince a male college student to kiss him.
So the people at the Marist Institute for Public Opinion asked Americans a question that I could really wrap my arms around. No it’s not about sex, religion, or politics…it’s this:
If you could have a super power, what would it be?
1. The ability to time travel was tied with the ability to read minds, at 28%
2. Being able to fly, 16%
3. Teleportation, 11%
4. Invisibility, 10%
5. Unsure or don't know, 8%
Ok, first off…the people that are unsure or don’t know are stupid. How do you not have an answer for this? Maybe your super power should be the ability to make decisions in life, dummies. I know for sure I don’t want the ability to read minds…I see the hell that it puts the chick from No Ordinary Family through, and I don’t need that headache…after all ignorance is bliss. Time Travel sounds like fun if I could pull a Biff from Back To The Future & go back in time & gamble on sports events since I know the results. Invisibility would be cool…”Hey where’s Steve?” “Oh he in the SeaGals locker room…only they don’t know.” But I would have to say, without question, I would want the ability to Fly…just think of how much cash I would save on gas…I would bundle up & fly to work from Puyallup every day.
So Elton John is in the news again as the saga between him & Billy Joel continues. Last week we talked about how Elton said that Billy has an alcohol problem, to which Billy responded by saying that “that’s just Elton being Elton.” This spawned this great moment from Mono-Nick:
Well, Elton was on the Today show yesterday and said that Billy might have said that, but in actuality…Billy HATES Elton for what he said. Based on this, Mono-Nick “un-earthed” a song that Elton sang at a concert a couple of days ago…check it out:
This morning we read that Ex-"Smashing Pumpkins" bassist D'arcy Wretzky is currently behind bars in Michigan. According to TMZ, it's all because several horses on her farm broke free ... and ran amok in her town. The incident occurred back in 2009, and the horses somehow got out of their enclosures. The neighbors flipped out and called the cops. We're told D'arcy was ticketed for the crime, but she forgot to pay, and then missed four consecutive court dates ... triggering a bench warrant for her arrest. The law finally caught up with D'arcy, who was cuffed on Tuesday. Based on this, we asked…what’s the dumbest thing you have done to get in trouble with the law? Here are some of the texts:
I got arrested for drawing a smiley face on a sign at the skate park... my school cop came outta the bushes and "busted" me for drawing!
When i was 12, i shined a lazer pen in my neighbors window and they thought it was a gun and called the cops.
got too stoned in BC and got pulled over going wrong way down one-way street w/out license or insurance. Luckily they didnt find my shrooms
(from my buddy Monson) Bought a pitcher at one bar then told everyone they sucked and took the pitcher and walked to another bar pitcher in hand. Got stopped by the cop that was at Steve’s wedding
One time I was behind a store giving my boyfriend (oral negotiations) and someone called the police. Firetrucks and paremetics showed up with lights and sirens on cuz though I was giving him CPR
I didn't return VHS tapes in the early 90's and ended up with a warrant,went to jail after being pulled over after work by a trooper.
Today’s Video Blog features David Alan Grier….DAG is at The Parlor Live all weekend.
This morning we talked about how some dude walked into a Chevron in Bellevue (next to the Pancake Coral according to BJ) with a knife & he wound up getting shot. Plus we talked about a tree cutter in Bremerton that was over 70 feet in the air yesterday when his harness malfunctioned & he fell to his death. This got us talking about how crazy that must have been for his co-workers on site…which posed this question: What crazy thing have you seen at work? The Rev, back when he was a security guard he was there when a co-worker’s colostomy bag exploded at work. I remember seeing a guy commit suicide when I worked at the radio station down stairs…a guy jumped from the building across the street & I saw it. Here were some of the calls that we took:
Tucker – Drove by that scene we were talking about, the shooting at the gas station. He’s a garbage truck driver, and he drove by & saw the dead body.
Randy – Worked on a tug boat, while cutting a wire…he got pierced in the back, broke 2 vertebrae & one rib.
Ryan – He’s a concert security guard…while at a Foo Fighters show saw a guy land on a girl while crowd surfing…her head slammed on the barricade & her scalp ripped off her head
Jason -- Cleaning a bar at a hotel…at 4 am he saw Vanilla Ice walk out & started stealing booze. After Vanilla Ice left…Jason & his buddy also stole some topshelf booze & said that Vanilla Ice stole that too.
Aaron -- Working at the bowling alley in Shelton when a homeless guy punched his co-worker and then crapped everywhere in the bathroom…they found him smearing it all over the walls.
I got this email…if you could help this fellow rock-a-holic out, that would be great!!!!
My Friend Kayla needs a double lung transplant and we have some local events to help raise money for her cause. She has Cystic Fibrosis and is a Sr. at Jackson High School. Please help us help Kayla Breathe. Pochi's is helping host this event to raise awareness. We are currently trying to raise $50,000 so she can get a double lung transplant and live longer, all donations are welcome! They will be accepted inside Pochis or outside in the parking lot! Decals are 1/$3 or 2/$5 Wristbands 1/$2 and Shirts are 1/$15 Come anytime between 1:00pm and 7:00pm! Sunday, January 9. Pochi Lifestyle 1211 164th St SW Ste 102 Lynnwood, WA You can also go to www.CotaforkaylaH.Com
Based on yesterdays topic of what is one CD/Record that you will never part with, BJ decided to switch gears today as he is more of a movie guy…so we asked what is one DVD/Blue Ray/VHS that you will always own. I have a few…Rocky of course, but honorable mention to Beer Fest, Slap Shot, Miracle, Bad Santa, and Pootie Tang. Here are some of the calls and messages we got on this topic:
Alec – Band Of Brothers
Jessica – Rocky Horror Picture Show
Cody – Saving Private Ryan
Lorne – Big Lebowski
Brock – Heat
Eric -- Goonies
Sharon – Super Troopers
Joy – 3 Amigos
Shane – Hot Fuzz
Marian -- The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai.
Today's Video Blog is of us just hanging out...as I check on what everyone is doing.
BJ started the show off with this story….oh my God!!!!!
The Nassau County Department of Health on Long Island, New York just issued a warning to the parishioners of Our Lady of Lourdes Church in Massapequa Park, New York . . . because they're at risk of having contracted HEPATITIS A. The reason why is that all might've eaten HEPATITIS-TAINTED COMMUNION WAFERS on Christmas. At two of the church's Christmas Masses . . . the ones at 10:30 A.M. and noon . . . one of the priests giving communion had Hepatitis A, and it's believed he could've transmitted it to the wafers. About 1,300 people attended those services. Fortunately, Hep A is one of the more mild forms of hepatitis. It's not permanent, it's rarely fatal, there's a vaccine, and some people don't even show symptoms.
How soon until anti-religious folks decide to use this to their advantage & accuse Jesus of having “Hep A”? After all it does represent his body. Ok, probably not. The messed up part is that they are thinking the priest had fecal matter on his fingers…Holy Sh**…literally!!!!! C’mon Father…wash your hands before passing the wafers out. I wonder if anyone said this while receiving communion: “Hmmm…I didn’t realize they made chocolate covered wafers?”
Not sure if you have seen this, if not…you are in the minority as I think every other Facebook posting I saw yesterday had this on their page…
Wow…what a voice on that guy!!!! This is pretty cool…truly shows off the power of radio… Ted Williams, the now world famous "Homeless DJ," joined the Dave & Jimmy Show in Columbus Ohio (WNCI) this morning for a special guest appearance.
While on air, the offers and money began to flow. First up was a producer from MTV who called with an offer to fly out to LA to be their guest announcer; he called him "The Susan Boyle of DJ's.Then an employee from the Cleveland Cavaliers invited Edwards to join their organization, which also owns Quicken Loans, with a full-time job. She also offered to finance a home for him.
Rumor has it that OJ’s daughter forgives OJ for allegedly murdering her mom. She believes that he is the killer, but she wants to make peace with him. Ok, she is crazy. There is no way. If my dad killed my dog I would never forgive him, let alone my mom. Mono-Nick shared a powerful story of how he never thought he could forgive his dad for attempting suicide, but he did. That being said…we asked people if there is someone they will never forgive, or if they forgave someone even though they never thought they would.
Jason – Will never forgive his dad for killing his step-mom
Randy – a friend forgave her for sleeping with her husband
Ladonna – Can’t forgive her brother in-law for sleeping with his cousin (cue banjos)
There were a ton of really compelling & heavy stories.
So we read that Dr. Dre sold almost all of his record collection…but kept Nirvana’s Bleach. This posed a question…What is that one album that you could never part with? For me, obviously it’s ABBA’s greatest Hits. Ok, not really…for me, hands down Guns N Roses “Appetite For Destruction”…the funny thing is that I have this album on vinyl, I have 2 copies of it on CD, and a cassette copy too…plus I have it on my Zune too. I have my ass covered on all angles. Here is what others said:
Toppy: Iron Maiden – Powerslave
The Rev: KoRn
Brian: Tool – Aenima
Zach: Temple Of the Dog
Steve: Scorpions – Gorky Park
Clover: Nirvana – Bleach
Chad: Mother Love Bone (this is my #3)
Cajun: NIN -- Pretty Hate Machine
Warren: Rage Against The Machine (Debut CD)
Meenah: Deftones – White Pony
Stephen: Faith No More – Angel Dust (this is my #2)
Will: Metallica -- Garage Days Revisited
Ken: Judas Priest – Rocka Rolla
Today’s video blog features some great breakfast we got, and a box that Toppy received!
This morning we were talking about the craziness that is happening at the airports these days…people are not happy about the TSA’s new full body scanner, and the type of pat downs they put on people they are at the security check point. It boils down to one major issue: The Penis. Yes, thejohnson, the package, the sausage…in fact some people are calling this full body scanner as the “D*** Measuring Device.” Yes, the x-ray does show what you are…or aren’t packing. This bodes poorly for the insecure “growers not showers” out there. This could lead to a new business venture…next to the shoe shine guy could be a woman and a curtain, and she could be called “the Flyer Fluffer” – making sure you “look” your best for that full body scan. I was troubled to hear that they do serious pat downs…not the quickie pat down like you get at a concert, but the kind a cop would do where they pat until they hit “resistance.” Look…I don’t want no dude feeling me up. In a world where the airlines are trying to cash in on the entire flying experience…charging for extra baggage, meals, etc…I propose this….you can pay an extra 5 bucks to pick who you want to pat ya down.
A website called www.AutoStraddle.com (A pop culture website for lesbian & bisexual women) has put together a list of the Top 15 Bands from the '90s We Used to Listen to . . . But Don't Anymore. Here's their Top 15 . . . along with a few of OUR comments:
2. Goo Goo Dolls
3. Hootie & the Blowfish .
4. Belly .
6 Spin Doctors
7. Stone Temple Pilots
10. Blues Traveler
12. Crash Test Dummies
13. Blind Melon
14. 10,000 Maniacs
15. Matchbox Twenty
They also compiled a list of the 11 Bands Who Peaked in the '90s . . . Whose '90s Albums We *Still* Listen To. Here's their Top 11 . . . along with the particular albums:
2. Nirvana . . . "MTV Unplugged", "In Utero", "Nevermind" (Early '90s)
3. Cake . . . "Fashion Nugget" (1996)
4. Nine Inch Nails . . . "The Downward Spiral" (1994)
5. Pearl Jam . . . "Vitalogy" (1994) and "Vs." (1993)
6. The Fugees . . . "The Score" (1996)
7. The Smashing Pumpkins . . . "Siamese Dream" (1993)
8. Dave Matthews Band . . . "Crash" (1996) and "Under the Table and Dreaming" (1994)
9. The Cranberries . . . "Everybody Else Is Doing It So Why Can't We?" (1993)
10. The Cardigans . . . "First Band on the Moon" (1996)
11. Radiohead . . . "The Bends" (1995) and "OK Computer" (1997)
Based on this….What is a band from the 90’s that you used to listen to but don’t anymore, and what is a band that you still listen to that is from the 90’s?
Koli – used to listen to Collective Soul, still listens to Fishbone
Derek – Used to listen to Soundgarden & still do
Gay Leon – Used to listen to Backstreet Boys. Still listens to the Barenaked Ladies
Adrian – Used to listen to Limp Bizkit, still Green Day
John – Used to listen to 3rd Eye Blind, Still listens to No Doubt
Speaking of music…I will forever be entertained by Kanye West…he got into with Matt lauer on the Today show, all because the Today show was running what happened with him & Taylor Swift at an awards show unter the interview as he was talking about the incident…check out the interview. Kanye is the ultimate heel of pop culture…if music ever ends for him, he should be a manager for a wrestler!!! It all goes down at around the 6:40 mark of this video clip.
Today’s video blog is a stroll down memory lane as my parents sent me pictures of me as a kid….enjoy a slide show of Lil’ STP:
Sad day today as a listener of the showâ¦a bud of the showâ¦Gessner Brown has passed away. His lady emailed us to say that he died a few days back, losing his battle with Cystic Fibrosis at the age of 33. Ugh. If you can afford toâ¦go to www.cff.org Â & donateâ¦.we have adopted The Cystic Fibrosis Foundation as our shows Charity of choice over the years, doing poker tournaments to help raise money for CF. RIP buddy.
So Four Loko might be done as of today. The Washington State Liquor Control Board is voting today on whether or not to ban the drink in Washington.
Speaking of which...Did you hear about this dip-sheez of a bar owner in New Yorkâs lower east side that was planning on having a Four Loko nightâ¦he was going to charge $15 for unlimited amounts of Four Loko with Hennessey cognac. What the hel, that is a disaster waiting to happen. Well, the LCB agreed & told him that he canât do it. His response to what the Liquor Control Board said was so insanely stupidâ¦.
"Now I gotta figure out how to give people enough Four Loko so they can get their blackout. People like to black out."
Now if you are like me, and wondered âWhat kind of idiot would say this?ââ¦check this pic outâ¦only an idiot that rocks a Oscar the Grouch mug-shot t-shirt would say something like that:
This morning we talked about a story out of MSN where they share 6 tips on how to live like a billionaireâ¦apparently some billionaires donât waste their money on strippers & blow (I know, shocking!), and they actually save their cash by doing things that all of us can do:
1. Keep your home simple. Billionaires can afford to live in the most exclusive mansions imaginable -- such as Bill Gates' sprawling 66,000 square foot, $147.5 million mansion in Medina, Wash. -- yet frugal billionaires like Warren Buffett choose to keep it simple. Buffett lives in the five-bedroom house in Omaha, Neb., that he purchased in 1957 for $31,500.
2. Use self-powered or public transportation. Thrifty billionaires including John Caudwell, David Cheriton
3. Buy your clothes off the rack. While some people, regardless of their net worth, place a huge emphasis on wearing designer clothes and shoes, some frugal billionaires decide it's simply not worth the effort or expense.
4. Keep your scissors sharp. The average haircut costs about $45, but people can and do spend up to $800 per cut and style. Multiply that by 8.6 (to account for a cut every six weeks) and it adds up to $7,200 per year, not including tips. Billionaires like Caudwell and Cheriton cut their own hair at home.
5. Drive a regular car. While billionaires like Larry Ellison (co-founder and CEO of Oracle) enjoy spending millions on cars, boats and planes, others remain low key with their vehicles of choice. Jim Walton (of Wal-Mart) drives a 15-year-old pickup truck.
6. Skip luxury items. It may surprise some of us, but the world's wealthiest person, Slim -- the one who could spend more than a thousand dollars a minute and not run out of money for 100 years -- does not own a yacht or a plane. Many other billionaires have chosen to skip these luxury items. Buffett also avoids these lavish material items, stating "Most toys are just a pain in the neck."
Last week, a juror in a Connecticut murder trial was chastised by the judge for passing a note to the court marshal asking him for a date. After being alerted to the note, the judge told the juror he was a "'romantic at heart," but not in the courtroom, and said sending the note was a, "dumb thing to do." Based on this story we came across a list on The Frisky about 10 dumb places to play a game of "pick-upâ:
1. A hospital waiting room
2. The gym
3. A funeral
4. A job interview
5. In the underwear section of a department store
6. In line for the bathroom
7. Your therapy appointment
8. A parent-teacher conference
9. On a date with someone else
10. At work
Based on thisâ¦we asked the H-Holesâ¦What's the craziest place that you have have been âhit onâ or you âhit onâ someone?
Rusty â Was hit on Best friends fatherâs funeral
Patrick -- As a paramedic I got hit on by a hot ass nurse while doing CPR. Grany didnt make it, but I did!!!!!
Rick â Was hit on at his own wedding reception.
Dianna â Hit on at a couples counseling class.
Brenda â While her friend working at a hospital helping a woman give birth, the father hit on her.
Alex â she was hit on by a male nurse at the gynecologist office
John â Hit on by a cop when he got pulled over
Tiffany & Brooke â while driving on the Freeway
Jesseh -- On an airplane. Stuck next to some guy with bad breath, kept putting his Hand on her thigh and breathing in herear. âUgh trapped for the 4 longest hours of my life!â
Kevin -- During Physical Therapy after knee surgery, the gal who was massaging the knee kept rubbing her breasts against his leg during a session.
Todayâs Video Blog features Vicky B trying to get the blinds in the studio lowered!
Sad news for the Rev, as the announced for Wheel of Fortune has passed. If the dude had a good sense of humor…how great would it be if on his grave stone it read:
“D-E-_-D -- Can I buy A Vowel?”
We are very excited about tyhis Thursday as all of us will be down at the game Stop at Pacific Place from 2-4pm for the release of Kinect. This is the new games system from Microsoft that is really cool. No controllers are needed...you are the controller...it's a trip...here is a video of us playing around with Kinect, hope to see ya on Thursday!
Last night we went to a screening for the movie Due Date…this is that film that stars Robert Downey Jr. & Zach Galifianakis, and is made by the dude that gave us “The Hangover.”
This movie has a Hangover vibe…it’s like the Hangover meets Harold & Kumar…go see it, you will laugh at the absurdity of it all!!!!
So Randy Moss was just released by the Vikings, that was a quick stay. Rumor has it that Hawks might be interested in him…that would be sweet if you asked me. Plus we would get great post game press conferences…like this:
This is the quote of the year…thanks Randy:
"I am not going to answer any more questions for the rest of this year. If it is going to be an interview, I am going to conduct it. So, I will answer my own questions and ask myself the questions and give you the answers. So from here on out, I am not answering any more questions the rest of this season.”
Big thanks to former Pantera drummer Vinnie Paul from Hell Yeah for joining us this morning…it was cool to talk to one of my all time favorite drummers! I can't believe the CD "Cowboys from Hell" is 20 years old now...dang...I remember seeing the video for "Cowboys From Hell" when I was a teenager, and my mind was blown...they sounded so bad ass....I bought the cassette & listened to it so much that I needed to buy another copy because I wore the tape out.
Today’s Video Blog is from last weeks STP-Cast..we had the guys from Stomp hang with us. They are at the Paramount next week…get tix at www.stgpresents.com
Oh the mighty have fallenâ¦remember back in 2007 there was that kid by the name of Semaj Bookerâ¦he stole a car & led the Lakewood police on a chase, and the next day snuck on 2 flights without a boarding passâ¦and he was 9 years old!!!! Well he is back in the newsâ¦he is now 13 years old, and is back in trouble, as he was busted for stealing a Yo Yo, A Effâing Yo Yo? Wow how the mighty have fallen. At 9 he is stealing cars & sneaking on planes, and now he is stealing Yo Yoâsâ¦looks like itâs time to hang up the jersey, Semaj.
Sad news for us 30 7 40 somethingâs that grew up on the TV show Happy Days. Tom Bosley, Mr. C. (Ritchieâs dad) passed away. First June Cleaver â Barbara Billingsly (Leave It To Beaver) â dies, and now Mr. Cunningham. That being saidâ¦being that celebs usually die in 3âsâ¦who is next when it comes to TV dadsâ¦BJ guessed Dick Van Dyke, Toppy went with Dick Van Pattenâ¦I originally went with Ted Knight from Too Close For Comfort, but I guess he died in 1986 so he was out, then I was thinking both dads from My 2 Dads, but they are probably too young, so then I went with a long shotâ¦Fred Flintstone. Possibly Fred dies on the job when a rock falls on him, and then Barney, being the good friend that he is, works some Big Love type magic and starts banging Wilma!
So the other night I posted a picture of a Delorean that I saw driving & thanks to all of the comments I got, I realized how many people LOVE that car because of Back To The Future.
So based on all of this we asked the all important question: Whatâs your favorite movie prop of all time? What is one prop from a movie that you would love to get your hands on?
Joe â General Lee
Lane â Wants to walk on the bridge of the Enterprise
Brian â the Pulse Rifle from Alien
Nick â Sniper Rifle from Navy Seals
Mike â the Batmobile
Mac â The gun from Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Shane -- Cricket Bat from Shaun Of the Dead
Scotty -- Dirk Digglers 12 Inch Prop
Tiffany & Angelica -- Freddy Kreugers Glove
Aaron -- Sam Jackson's Bad M***ER F***ER Wallet from Pulp Fiction.
DeeJay -- The bong saber from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
I would love to have Rocky's Original boxing shorts from the first movie..the black & gold one...if I could...i would want to wear those on my couch, with boxing gloves on & watch all of the Rocky films.
Todayâs Video Blog features something dumb that the Rev did while in Hawaii.
So we learned today that Topshelf had a Pony when he was a kid, her name was Tammy. I donât know why, I just find the visual of a lilâ Topppy riding a pony around his backyard to be a funny one. I guess Tammy kicked Toppyâs mom one day & pissed her off & soon Tammy was gone. Toppyâs friends used to tease Toppy about the loss of Tammy saying that she is now glue, and that would make Toppy cry.
As I am writing what I wrote above, I feel like I am writing the beginning to a childrenâs bookâ¦ âThe Story of Toppy & Tammy.âÂ Here is the book cover:
This all came up because Toppy reported in sports that Real Quiet, a championship horse, is now dead. I asked probably the dumbest question of the dayâ¦do they still use horses to make glue? And if they do, would they take a champion horse & turn it into glue, but make it a high end glue since it comes from greatness? They could call it âElmerâs Goldâ or something like that.
We also learned that toppy played a violin as a kid, is it me or was Toppy living on the Little House On The Prairie? Between Horses & Violins, Topshelfâs last name must be Ingalls. OK, I really am getting old if I am making relates to Little House On The Prairie, quite possibly the most boring show to ever be successful on television. Itâs sad when a Violin jam session at the end of the show would be the most exciting part of the programâ¦that and when one of the Ingalls sisters set fire to the ranch and went blind or something.
The Deadliest Catch should call it a day. They are about to start Season 7, and itâs going to look a lot different as three captains arenât returning, which means 2 boats wonât be back. Captains Jonathan & Andy Hillstrand are in the middle of being sued by the Discovery Channel over a spinoff show that they didnât finish, so they decided to leave the Deadliest Catch, and in a show of solidarityâ¦.Sig Hansen from the Northwestern is leaving too. Both of these boats have been there for most of the Deadliest Catchâs run (Northwestern since season 1, and the Time Bandit since season 2). Not to mention with the loss of Captain Phil, who passed awayâ¦the heart & soul of this show is pretty much gone. I think the right thing to do is for the Deadliest Catch to call it a day.
KISS got snubbed again for the Rock N Roll Hall Of Fameâ¦last year they got nominated & didnât get voted in & this year they didnât even get nominatedâ¦might as well kick Gene & Paul in the balls. I donât get how you can have a âRock & Rollâ Hall of Fame without KISS or RUSH in it, yet they arenâtâ¦.but Donavan & Donna Summers gets nominated. This hurts my brain.
So today was Intern Annabelle's last day...we are seriously going to miss her as she was a great intern! Not only was she great behind the scenes, but she also did some great interviews at events in the Northwest...if you missed my blog the other day I posted this best of reel that a listener named Mike made...it's real cool, and a testament to the great work & entertainment that Annabelle provided.
Good luck Annabelle!!!
Today's Video Blog is Annabelle's farewell to the H-Holes & The Rock-A-Holics.
So last night I once again watched Dancing with the Stars with the woman, and once again Florence Henderson looked hot…I know, I know, she is 76! We were both also surprised by how attractive Jennifer Grey looks these days…yes, “Baby” is out of the corner & is “Dancing with the Stars.” It’s funny, as we were watching the episode both of us were annoyed with her personality, then they go to a piece about her & how she has screws and bolts in her neck due to a battle with cancer etc…almost like as if the show knew we were hating on her & wanted to make us feel bad. We then looked online to see how old “Baby” is these days, and she is 50!!!! I have to say, “Dancing With The Stars” is knocking it outta the park with hot older chicks. Coug-ahs!
You know what show we watched last week that we dug? Mike & Molly. It’s a really funny show…some critics say it’s one big fat joke as it’s about a couple that meets at an “over-eaters anonymous” meeting & start courting each other. There is some great laugh out loud moments, and it stars the very funny Billy Gardell. He’s a guy we have had in studio before, a real nice dude.
I finally jumped on the BBT bandwagon & watched Big Bang theory…damn was I missing out…what a hilarious show. The whole scene with the robot arm is so funny, even thinking of it makes me laugh. Sadly I can’t find the scene to embed on this blog (I hate when people disable embedding), but here is a link to a funy scene:
I also tried to watch “$#*! My Dad Says”, starring William Shatner. This show has been getting a ton of hype…it’s the show based on that funny twitter page where a guy actually posts the stuff that his dad says. For instance, here is a recent tweet:
"You came out of your mom looking like s***. She thought you were beautiful. Don't know what scared me most, your looks or her judgment."
Sadly the show isn’t as much fun as the twitter page….I was expecting way more & the laughs really weren’t there.
Needless to say, I am glad to see on our DVR that I have other shows recorded that don't involve wrestlers...I'm evolving I guess when it comes to my viewing habits!!!
So the owner of Segway died while driving a Segway...it went off a cliff. Yes, it’s a tragic story, but we figured if you were going to leave this world, what better way than to go out with the product that you own. That being said, we asked the simple question…if you were going to die, how would you like to go out?
I think I would wanna go out one of two ways…either I die from a slapshot while playing goalie, only because that would be an epic finish (so long as the puck doesn’t go in)…or….I would wanna die while sitting front row at a WWE event…possibly a guy jumps off the top rope into the stands & lands on me…ya know…these involve pain…I think I’d rather going out while watching hockey or wrestling as I am taking a nap.
We got some calls about how some would like to “go out.”
Johnny – Cliff Jumping
Josh – Skydiving with no chute
Today’s video blog is hilarious, as we use an old school prank toy on intern Annabelle.
Doctors across the nation are beginning to sound an alarm about a growing number of children ending up in emergency rooms due to a troubling behavior - they're copycatting dangerous stunts they see online. What happened to a 10-year-old boy last year is an example of the alarming trend: Ryan Gooding had a bottle explode in his face. It shattered his nose, burned his skin and nearly blinded him. Ryan said "When we put the ingredients in the bottle, the bottle got pressurized and then eventually blew up." His mother says he got the idea from watching YouTube. Doctor Hani Mansour, a burn center director, says Ryan's story is being seen more and more -- "All these extreme things (stunts) that they are doing are all like a new culture cause they can publish it, because they can show it to a lot of people."
It’s not the internet that is at blame…it boils down to one thing…young boys do dumb things, they always have & they always will…it’s just that now we have video cameras at our disposal.
It made me think of a time when I was around 11 or 12, and I had one of thos scooters that had little BMX-like tires and bicycle handlebars on it…I was going down a hill in Brooklyn, a hill in an alleyway we called “Suicide Hill” because it was so steep, and I thought it would be fun to see how good the brakes were on my scooter…so I built up speed, flew down the hill, slammed on the brakes on the handlebars, and lets just say the brakes were damn good…I went flying a few feet…to the excitement of all my buddies. If only we had a video camera for that. This led to us taking calls from the H-Holes about the dumb thing you did that ended with you in the emergency room:
Nick – At 11 he Climbed the outside part of the escalator at the mall…made it to the top, slipped and fell on his face from the second story to the first story.
Jason – when he was 10 on the 4th of July…had a bottle rocket war, used a cap gun to fire bottle rockets…the bottle rocket got stuck in the gun & went off & he got second degree burns in his eye.
Tim – when he was 11, his brother tried to jump an 8 foot creek on a BMX bike…only there was sand by the creek so he flew off the bike landed in the creek!
The funny part was that all the calls were about a time when we were around 11 years old.
Speaking of doing dumb things...I am so excited for the new Jackass 3D movie coming out...based on this clip alone, it's gonna kick ass!!!
Today’s Video Blog features us checking on Mono-Nick to see how his nerves are while running the board, and then the Rev & I channel our inner 11 year old & act dumb while listening to the Loud & Local band Of The Week – Drown Mary.
This morning we made the big announcement…we are throwing a big party that features some great comedy! On November 5th we will have the BJ Shea Comedy Riot starring Norm McDonald, Kyle Cease, and Craig Gass. Tix on sale Saturday…get all the details here:
So this weekend BJ went to Portland for a Magic The Gathering tournament…yes a Magic Tournament!!! Do you think the battles in Magic are like a Karate match, and people gather around & cheer the combatants on like in Karate Kid…only they scream “Sweep the Black Lotus card BJ, sweep the Black lotus!” Don’t fear fellow Magic haters…I have no idea what a Black Lotus card is…I just asked BJ so I could write that dumb joke from a sentence ago…and BJ went on to tell me that it is the most expensive card out there. Cool. The big question was this…while in Portland, did BJ go to The Acropolis. Sadly no, but based on how Joe & his buds talked about “The ‘Crop” quite a bit during the day & then Joe conveniently forgot to call BJ later at night when him & his buds went to eat…my feeling is that Joe got to sample Steak & Strippers!!! Atta boy Joe…way to blow off pops for a good meal…..and boobies!!!
I watched the Video Music Awards the other night…I can’t believe that was the 27th annual VMA…damn I’m getting old…I remember when I used to actually care about this & would get excited to watch it. I only watched it because we caught up on the Great truck Race on the Food Network…what an amazing show…a bunch of food trucks tour the country & compete…Go Grill Em’ All!!!! Ok, back to the VMA’s…here is my take…like I said last year, that who “Imma let you finish” moment with Kanye West when he interrupted Taylor Swift & the whole world cried would be the best thing that ever happened to Taylor. If you ask me, I was right…she was everyone’s darling this year, and at the VMA’s this year, both her & Kanye performed (separately) songs that were rumored to be about what happened back then. I have to say…I typically hate Taylor Swifts music…ok, I hate every song I have ever heard…but her song about Kanye was pretty good. Not that I would buy it, but it was pretty good. Kanye’s song was AMAZING. I know people like to hate on Mr. West, but the guy is talented & he showed it off during his performance, as he constructed parts of the song on a drum machine on the fly…plus the chorus to his song was bad ass:
"Let's have a toast for the douchebags, Let's have a toast for the ass****s, Let's have a toast for the scumbags, Every one of them that I know…Let's have a toast to the jerkoffs, That'll never take work off, Baby, I got a plan….Run away fast as you can!!!"
The most depressing part of the VMA’s (besides Chelsea Handlers sad attempt at being edgy…I’m sorry Annabelle, I know you love her…but I just don’t get the appeal) was seeing Justin Beiber perform…my God is he AWFUL, and the fact that he then jumped behind a drumset & rocked it really well behind the kit hurt my brain. Why do women, adult women, go nuts about this kid????
I watched Entourage’s season finale…damn those guys always have the best cliff hangers, and this was no exception. The early part of the season sucked but it got real good towards the end as Vince was going into a serious coke infused downward spiral!!!!! Next season is the final season…how crazy would it be if they killed Vince off!!!
Today's Video Blog is all about the Halo Reach event at the EMP last night...Intern Annabelle was there & here is her report:
Ahhhh..Pain In The Grass is tomorrowâ¦we hope to see all of you there! I am so excited to see Shinedown, I am loving their most recent CD (itâs the disc I listen to when I need to get pumped before I play hockey)â¦I am also stoked to finally see Black label Society, plus I have been loving the new Godsmack & Puddle of Mudd disc. This should be a fun day, and hopefully Double R wonât get arrested like he did a couple years ago for doing something God awful right when people walk into White River. You donât remember what that wasâ¦I donât know how to put this lightly, but Dub decided to take a âshi-za-looskiâ right there. Here is photographic proofâ¦poor Ben The Psycho Muppet for having to witness this:
And here is the aftermathâ¦.thanks to Glen The Toolbox for this video:
Here is another great example of why you need to be at Pain In The Grassâ¦so that you can have as much fun as this guy:
See ya tomorrow!!!!
This morning we talked about how that mess of a plastic surgery obsessed reality star Heidi Montag might have a sex tape released through Vivid. Props to Vivid for banging out (bad choice of words?) all of these celeb sex tapes. This got us thinkingâ¦what celeb would you love to see star in a sex tape? My pick is Katy Perry, and as a close second would be Velvet Sky from TNA.
Here are some of the people our listeners want to see star in a celeb sex tape:
Pat: Scarlet Johannson
Joe Dredd: Raquel Welch in her day
Josh: Jessica Alba
Debbie: Triple H & Stephanie McMahon
Andy: Betty White, Barbara Walters, and Chevy Chase
Chris: Heather Graham and Alyssa Milano
daBul â Angelina Jolie (but only girl on girl)
Big thanks to James Cameron for joining us this morningâ¦Iâm sure you never heard of the guyâ¦heâs only brought us movies like Titanic, Terminator 1 &2, and Avatar. Avatar is back in theaters Special edition 3D) with an extra 9 minutesâ¦if you havenât seen Avatar in 3D, go see itâ¦itâs worth all the hype itâs a visual masterpiece. One of the scenes he added back in the movie is the Naâvi romance sceneâ¦or as he calls it âthe Kink sceneâ â now that is what I am talking about. I asked him that since sex tapes are all the rage, if there is any chance that he can release a Naâvi celebrity sex tape...gotta love James for actually responding to my dumb questionâ¦and he said he will save that for the sequel.
Todayâs Video Blog features us chatting about the Last Exorcism (in theaters today), and we check in on the mental state of Double R, who is flexing his phone screening skills.
Huge thanks to Guy Fieri, and his crew for showing us a great time this past weekend.Â Guy was in town taping the first episode of his new show âTailgate Warriorsâ â what is this show about? Imagine a Food Network challenge, only more awesome because itâs all about tailgating & crazy football fans.Â They had a team of Hawks fans take on a team of Packers fans.Â I learned that those shows take a lot longer than what you thinkâ¦they started at noon, and didnât finish taping until 6pmâ¦all for an hour show.Â It was so much fun to watch the processâ¦and to go around to all of the tailgating tents to sample what people are makingâ¦be sure to watch the video blog all this week to check out our experience.Â I do have to say that I tried a deep fried turkey, and that changed my lifeâ¦wow, that tastes amazingâ¦thanks Derek for letting us try your stuff!Â Alsoâ¦I have to say Jimbo, The Cowbell Dude is the ultimate stonerâ¦his tailgating features all types of food that are wrapped with bacon.Â It was hilariousâ¦bacon wrapped jalapeÃ±os, sliders, corn dogs, moon pies (yes moon pies), and more.
After we tailgated (thanks to the dudes from Mikes Chili, and Voulas for feeding us & providing great entertainment), we went to the game with Guy & his crewâ¦that was so awesome.Â Check us out hanging with Guy (Miles & Ted from the Menâs Room, Milesâ sister, BJ, my lady, and I):
We all look possessed in this pic!
Huge thanks to everyone that came out to the New Originals show on Friday nightâ¦what a blast!!!!
This is the story of the dayâ¦itâs like a female version of The Hangover:
A 31-year-old woman from Bellevue, Washington . . . whose name hasn't been released . . . held her bachelorette party on Friday . . . the night before her wedding.Â Around 6:00 A.M. on Saturday morning, the police pulled her over, after they spotted her doing more than 90 miles-an-hour down the highway.Â She blew a .146 on the breathalyzer, almost double the legal limit.Â During the stop, she told the cops she'd gotten a DUI before, so she knew the drill. She also told the cops she was heading home from her bachelorette party, and that her wedding was that afternoon. They processed her for her DUI, and then let her take a cab home so she could still be at her wedding.Â
I can just picture the wedding vowsâ¦ "Do you take this woman, through sickness & in health, driving hammered & getting nailed, in prison or notâ¦tilâ death do you part?â
This morning we talked about this survey, and got hungry because of it:
According to the new 2010 Zagat Survey, Five Guys has been voted the best fast food burger in the country. The runner-up was In-N-Out Burger.
Here are some of the other most popular fast food items in the country, based on Zagat's survey of more than 6,500 Americans.
BEST FRENCH FRIES: MCDONALD'S. Runner-up: Five Guys.
BEST SALADS: PANERA BREAD. Runner-up: Wendy's.
BEST FRIED CHICKEN: KFC. Runner-up: Popeye's.
BEST GRILLED CHICKEN: CHICK-FIL-A. Runner-up: KFC.
BEST VALUE MENU: MCDONALD'S. Runner-up: Wendy's.
BEST COFFEE: STARBUCKS. Runner-up: Dunkin' Donuts.
BEST BREAKFAST SANDWICH: MCDONALD'S. Runner-up: Panera Bread.
BEST ICE CREAM: BEN & JERRY'S. Runner-up: Haagen-Dazs.
BEST SMOOTHIES OR FROZEN YOGURT: JAMBA JUICE. Runner-up: Pinkberry.
BEST MILKSHAKE: DAIRY QUEEN. Runner-up: Cold Stone Creamery.
BEST OVERALL CHAIN UNDER 5,000 LOCATIONS: IN-N-OUT BURGER. Runners-up: Papa Murphy's, Chick-Fil-A, Five Guys, Chipotle.
BEST OVERALL CHAIN OF OVER 5,000 LOCATIONS: WENDY'S. Runners-up: Subway, KFC, Taco Bell, Burger King.
Today's Video Blog is part 1 of footage of us at the North parking lot before the Hawks game, as they were taping Guy Fieri's Tail Gate Warriors. in this clip we chat with Mike from Mike's Chili, and the guys from Voula's. Plus we run into Jimbo -- Cowbell Dude - and he shows off all of his food that is wrapped in BACON!!!
We actually have 2 video blogs today....Today's Video Blog features Annabelle, a girl that has never smoked weed, going to a park full of stoners -- HEMPFEST!
So if you weren’t able to attend the New Originals show at El Corazon, here is a video that our bud Seth took…one of my fave moments…double drumming with Ryan Castle on Sabbath’s War Pigs!
Here we are rocking “Fight For Your Right To Party” with Thee Ted Smith & Ben The Psycho Muppet on vocals.
This “Rocky Mountain Rambo” guy is insane. Have you been paying attention to Gary Faulkner? This is the guy who took a trip to Pakistan to hunt down Osama Bin Laden. Yesterday he was doing the TV media rounds (The Early Show, The View, Letterman, etc)…while on the Early Show, Gary talked about how he is on dialysis, but he couldn't do it while he was in Pakistan, and when he got back he was pretty sick. His response to that….“Chicken ain’t nothing but a bird, and God hates a coward.” Haha—this guy is INSANE!!!!
So apparently we had some spies living in our own backyard. If you haven’t heard…there were 10 Russian spies found here in the States, accused of serving as secret agents of Russia’s intelligence service (SVR) carrying out long term, deep cover assignments in the U.S. on behalf of Russsia. Well, 2 of the spies are former Seattle residents…they lived in Capitol Hill. Why the hell were they here? Did they go to the wrong Capitol Hill…thinking they were in D.C.? Also…I didn’t realize we were having issues with Russia. I thought we were cool. Do we need to get Rocky to fix things again…like he did when he helped end the Cold War.
Thanks to Louis CK for joining us…Louis is a hero to me as not only did he give us the great show Lucky Louie on HBO (sadly only lasted one season), but he wrote & directed Pootie Tang. Sadly he said he has no intentions of making a Pootie Tang sequel, but Louis does have a great new show on FX that premieres tonight on FX at 11pm. We got to see the pilot episode in advance, and it’s a real funny cool show:
Apparently back when BJ lived in Boston & was trying to do stand up comedy, BJ would run into Louis CK, who was also breaking into the stand up world…BJ mentioned that to Louis & thanked him for being cool to BJ even though BJ wasn’t on the same level as Louis when it came to stand up….mind you this was around 20 years ago, and Louis said “I remember you BJ.” I thought that was pretty cool that he remembered BJ, that is until after the interview BJ described how he looked when he did stand up…he had slicked out crazy hair, and wore a super geeky outfit with 2 ties. Yes, I said 2 ties….of course Louis would remember BJ if that is what he looked like? Ray Charles would remember BJ based on what he wore!
Today’s Video Blog features Double R getting hit on by a dude on Facebook i.m.!!!!
Rob Schneider was on the show today to talk about Grown Ups, the new Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, David Spade, Rob Schneider flick. BJ saw it yesterday & had a great time watching the movie. Rob is a good dude, we had a blast when he was in studio with us…and I think he took a liking to us, or he just remembered how unhealthy we looked because at the end of the interview he was preaching to us to get on an Alkaline Diet…to basically eat “live foods” only…fruits vegetables, nuts, etc…as opposed to “Dead foods” like meats & fish.
Somehow this morning we started playing some audio of our local newscasters, and sportscasters saying stuff that when taken out of context (or when creatively edited) makes them sound hilarious for all the wrong reasons! Which reminds me of this awesome Jim Foreman of KING 5 moment:
While searching for this video, my You Tube addiction kicked in & found this old video blog in the related search….
Thanks to Kyle Cease for joining us this morning…Kyle & Louie Anderson are bringing back their Stand Up Boot Camp to the Parlor Live this weekend…get more info at www.standupbootcamp.com
Today’s Video Blog features The New Originals final practice before our big show Sunday Night at El Corazon (early show, starts at 6PM, 21 & up)…we were interviewed by Jolene, check it out!!!!
The morning started off with BJ running late…and whenever he is late we start the show off with the Bill O’Reilly “We’ll Do It Live” drop.
Based on that “we’ll do it live” line, I made mention of “Is it live or is it Memorex?” I realized soon after it came out of my mouth, that I completely dated myself…not only is that line super old, but when I started explaining the commercial to Double R, I realized the commercial was for a brand of cassette tapes…wow, that completely dated myself. If you don’t remember the commercial…check it:
We then started talking about our first cars that we owned, both BJ & Toppy had pretty sweet cars as their first vehicle. Toppy had a 67’ Mustang, and BJ had a 72’ Mercury Comet…that tops my sweet 1981 Chevy Malibu Classic station wagon. I joke about my first car, but I would love to still have it in my possession…that car was a beast. One time I fell asleep at the wheel, slammed into a stop sign…the stop sign & pole went flying, and it left a minor dent. My ride was the type of car where you didn’t need to worry about merging…people got outta your way, as this car was like a tank coming at em’.
We came across this story…about grooming with men….
According to a new survey, 47% of men now do at least a LITTLE grooming below the neck.
--That jumps to 61% for men between 18 and 29.
--The most popular areas to trim, in order, are:
(New York Times)
Toppy is the only one that “manscapes” the #1 in the above mentioned list. I will from time to time trim my arm hair (a #2 attachment on a hair razor) because I have Robin Williams like hairy arms. Double R doesn’t groom anything. Mono-Nick will groom his chest hair, and the #1 as well. The Rev doesn’t do anything. BJ has groomed in the past, the #1, but not anymore. I have to say this…under no circumstances…should a man shave his arm pits. That’s just strange…unless you are a wrestler.
Today’s video blog features something strange Double R is rubbing on himself…something called Kwaan Loom or Loob or something like that.
Ya gotta feel for Enumclaw…the poor city is not known for some great things…sure it has the Yella Beak where you can play horse shoe outside, but when you say Enumclaw…the first thing that comes to mind is Ken Pinion, AKA Mr. Hands…the guy that died at the hands of a horse. Ok…it wasn’t at the “hands” of the horse…it was something else that perforated his colon & killed him. So when you go online to read local news in the morning & see a story that says something like this, your mind immediately goes into the stable:
“An Enumclaw high school teacher is on paid leave for an investigation of animal cruelty.”
Turns out the story is INSANE! This teacher is accused of spaying & neutering live cats during class. What the hell? That is so crazy…the messed up part was that when the class freaked out by what the teacher was doing…the teacher told a student to “quit being a p****y” – Ok, that part is a lie…just a bad pussycat joke from yours truly. To make matters even crazier...I guess this teacher allegedly strangled a baby possum in class too?? Who is this teacher?? Ted Nugent?
Here is a strange email:
I know my morning is EFFED when I wake up from a dream where BJ and Steve are running a barber shop, Annabelle is cutting my hair, the Revs in the back eating donuts, Double R and Toppy are drunk, and Thee Ted Smith from the Men’s Room rolls in with a keg of Men’s Room Red beer. BJ and Steve were just standing there talking about drinking with a bum all day but refusing to work and Annabelle was in a barber stripper outfit.
There's no point to this email, nor a reason, just thought I'd share.
So Al & Tipper Gore just announced they are splitting. This is shocking because when he ran for president he took the “family values” angle, and 8 years ago Tipper did an interview about how too many people “give up” on marriage, and patted herself on the back for making her marriage work. Oops…I bet she wished her husband didn’t invent the internet so that audio like this wasn’t easily accessible. Wouldn’t it be funny if the straw that broke the camel’s back for the break up was that she found some Twisted Sister & Judas Priest CD’s in his collection (Tipper is the PMRC idiot that is responsible for those Parental Advisory stickers, etc back in the 80’s). Isn’t it funny that all politicians have unattractive wives? It must be for political reasons why they all seem to have women full of masculine, intelligent, unattractive energy. You never see a politician with a hot trophy wife…usually the chicks they are married to have bad hair & cankles.
So there is an internet campaign to have Donald Glover (from the TV show Community) play Spiderman in the re-boot of the film. Donald is a black dude, and the debate is whether or not a black guy should play the role of Peter Parker. I say no. My reasoning is that when it comes to iconic figures, you shouldn't have someone play that person that doesn't look like that character. That would be like an Elephant playing Scooby Doo, or Antonio Banderas playing the role of Tiger Woods in a film about him...it makes no sense!!!!
This morning we were live again. If you were listening on Thursday morning, BJ was in a foul mood based on a meeting with management on Wednesday. BJ took his issues to the airwaves, and was pulled off air regarding this. BJ was then off Friday, and this morning he addressed it, and then talked about how by not being on air for two days has pissed off some listeners. BJ decided to take calls from people that listen so that they could share what issues they have with BJ & our show…here are some of the calls we received:
Rick – Doesn’t like it when he refers to religious people as “stupid”
Dave – Hates when BJ makes the same point several times & goes in a circular argument.
Way High Window Guy – Hates when BJ walks off the show & we have to play Best Of’s…would rather hear Nut Hut or Undead Radio
Anthony W – Hates the way he uses studies loosely.
Mike – Hates that we don’t play Music
Melissa – Hates that BJ is mean to females….would usually not call in as she is scared of BJ yelling at her & asking her is she has children, or is a “crack whore” – of course I then asked her if she is a “crack whore.”
Trevin – BJ always cuts off people that argue with him.
So over the weekend I jogged Greenlake. I probably walked for about 5% of the time, and the rest of the time I jogged…my lady was impressed that I could do it since I have never jogged until recently when I tried doing it on the treadmill. I do have to say I am slow as a turtle out there, and I also learned that trying to speak while jogging is not easy…unless you want to pass out.
This was an awesome weekend to watch hockey, especially if you are a fan of goaltending…the Bruins vs Flyers game was AWESOME with Savard winning it for the Bruins, and that game was topped by the Montreal Canadiens vs. Pittsburgh Penguins game…first of all the Canadiens shouldn’t even be in the second round (as they [played the Caps in the first round), but now I know why they are in the 2nd round….it’s because of their goalie Jaroslav Halak…wow, this guy was unstoppable yesterday as the Habs beat the Pens 3 to 1. The night ended great with the Sharks beating the Red Wings…this was great because I hate the Red Wings & will always root against them.
This morning we played a clip from a song off the new Stone Temple Pilots CD…as they are streaming a new song on Amazon.com. I have to say, and this pains me…but I have heard the whole STP CD, and it’s not good. I wish I could say otherwise…I was so excited to hear this CD as I am anxiously awaiting the mark of their return…I spent all weekend listening to it hoping that it would get better, but it didn’t. It sounds like the guys mailed it in, and forgot to use a distortion pedal on the songs as well. Which is beyond disappointing…the last time I was excited for a CD like I was for this, it was the new Alice In Chains…that time around I was stoked by how great “Black Gives Way To Blue” was..I still love that CD…we even got an email regarding Alice In Chains:
When I first bought black gives way to blue, I listened to it a few times and thought it was really awesome. Then I listened to it again last Friday, and it really blew me away at just how awesome it really is. So I listened to their whole catalogue this weekend, and really, black gives way to blue really stands up to their other material. It is such a complete album, just simply awesome.
I couldn’t agree more with Mikey!
Today’s Video Blog features us sending Vicky Barcelona off to get us breakfast at Burger King!
This morning we talked about an old video blog where Double B was having fun on the couch in our office...if you haven't seen in...check it out:
So it’s an end of an era…Rick’s Nightclub is being shut down! A few of the guys involved with the club are pleading guilty today to charges of racketeering, money laundering, and promoting prostitution. They are making this plea to save them jail time & the feds are going to seize control of the clubs & will close them immediately. Farewell Rick’s. We rated the clubs this morning, and used baseball terms to distinguish the 4 clubs that are being shut down:
Rick’s -- The Major Leagues
Honey’s - Triple A (minor league)
Fox’s – Double A
Sugar’s – A recreation softball beer league
While we were talking about this, a lady called in that was once a stripper at Honey’s. “Ecstasy” (I Forgot her real name, but she told us her stage name was Ecstasy) told us that some of the allegations about the owners she never witnessed…mainly the promoting of prostitution at the club. She did tell us that when she would have to work a 6 hour shift, she would owe the club 120 bucks to work there, and there are times that you wouldn’t make that much, and then you would owe back pay. This sounds like the premise to a great reality show!! I suggested the feds hand the club over to us, we keep it as a strip club, also serve chicken wings & ribs, and call it “Boners”!!! Based on this chat about strip clubs, I got this email:
God why are you Soo creepy and gross? I hate when you talk about strippers like that. They are people too... You guys are all disgusting and I hate you. Quit being a bunch of bitches. And also BTW I didn t appreciate when BJ called Ryan Castle a sith yesterday when the show ended.. [JAMeS])
I find this hilarious…if he has issues about our stripper banter…that’s cool…but I love that he was stewing about BJ calling Ryan Castle a “sith” at the end of yesterday’s show!!!!
So we had Dominic Monaghan on this morning. Dominic plays Charlie the heroin addicted rocker on LOST, he is also on FlashForward, and you might remember him as one of the hobbits in the Lord Of the Rings Trilogy. While talking to Dominic, he talked about how while on the set of LOST in Hawaii, he developed a strong relationship with the chameleons on the island. Apparently chameleons are really smart. I asked him based on that…was his favorite GI Joe character was Zartan the chameleon guy. He said he didn’t have GI Joe dolls growing up, but had Star Wars figures & would go to bed with a Hans Solo doll…Harrison Ford was his inspiration behind wanting to be an actor. Things got a little awkward when Double R asked about his relationship with Evangeline Lilly (Kate from LOST)…when asked, Dominic said that is something he doesn’t talk about…which I get, but it sounded like for the rest of the interview he was on edge after that.
This morning we were talking about scary movies becauase Annabelle & Vicky refuse to go to the screening of A Nightmare On Elmstreet. One film that kept coming up was a film called Human Centipede...I never heard of this movie, and based on this trailer...I NEVER want to see this!!!!!! My God!!!
Today’s Video Blog features a strange accessory for the iPOD, and Annabelle was wearing some crazy shoes.
Our thoughts are with the Wappler family. A true Seattle broadcasting legend, Harry Wapler passed away yesterday at the age of 73. From 1969 until 2002, Harry was the king of local weather…doing the weather for KIRO 7. Q13 posted this video on their siute, and I thought it was a real cool video to remember Harry by, check it out:
This morning we were blown away by something that the Lopez Tonight show turned us on to. Have you heard of this dude Lin Yu Chun? He’s some kid from Taiwan that is on a Taiwanese version of American Idol, and he has become a viral sensation, kind of like Susan Boyle, all because of his version of Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You.” George Lopez had some fun with it:
Based on that, Lopez had this kid on to do a duet with William Shatner…check out Chun with the Shat…it’s awesome!!!!!!!
Based on these videos…we got this email from a good bud of the show,
I just watched his Whitney Houston video. Oh my gawd I'm in love!
Love and muffins,
So if you have been to some of our past listener parties…you might recall the time that we had Magician Heath Delaney there to amaze people with his magic. He just sent me this video, I wish I could do magic, it’s so trippy!!!! I wish I knew how to do magic, and I wish I knew how to play the piano. That would be cool to be somewhere that has a piano & just sit down and tickle the ivories…and then levitate off the stool.
Huge thanks to former Hawk Nate Burleson for joining us this morning, and while we had Nate on, Deion Branch called in & it was an awesome time...having both of them on was a blast!!!!! Turns out that both Nate & Deion are wrestling fans...Nate is a Cena & Batista fan, and Deion is a fan of Sting...I already loved both of these guys, but even more now!!!!! Nate has a big basketball charity tournament this saturday. Double R will be there too. Go to www.nateburlesonfoundation.org for info.
Today’s Video Blog features Double R’s tribute to Lin Yu Chun!!!!
Here is the same VLOG for you iPHONE people:
Here is the latest video from my time hanging with Mikey, the Coffee Master at Starbucks!
Today we broadcasted live from Elysian Fields for our Opening Day Party; hopefully the M’s can turn it around & start winning some games. The broadcast was a blast…thanks to Kasey Keller of the Sounders FC for joining us there, as well as Rock Girls Krystal & Christy!!!
So Mono-Nick was bummed because he came up witht he Top 5 Fantasy Baseball tips, but we got so bored by his list that we stopped him after his first tip...it wasn't that the info wasn't helpful to a fantasy baseball player...he's just didn't deliver it in an exciting manner...shocking that Mono-Nick wasn't full of enthusiasm huh? For those that do care...here are his tips:
MONO NICK’S TOP FIVE FANTASY BASEBALL TIPS
1. Draft pitchers from the National League
You want a solid 1 -2 punch at the top of your rotation. If you can get a third starting pitcher that has the potential to get you 200 plus strike outs, you may want to grab him and use him as trade bait later.
Starting Pitchers in the NL are key because they don’t face a designated hitter 3 or 4 times a game, instead they face a pitcher which also gives them a better chance at higher K’s per 9 innings. This also helps them with their ERA and WHIP percentage (Earned Run Average and Walks + Hits Per Inning)
You want closers from the National League as well. They have higher chances of getting saves since there are so many pitching changes in the NL.
2. Draft with Position Scarcity in mind.
For example, Catcher, Second Base, Shortstop and Third Base all have very few ELITE players at their positions, so you want to take them early while there is still depth at other positions.
Elite Players at these positions.
Catcher – Joe Mauer, Victor Martinez, Brian McCann
SS – Hanley Ramirez, Troy Tulowitski, Jimmy Rollins, Derek Jeter, Ben Zobrist
3B – Evan Longoria, A-Rod, David Wright, Pablo Sandavol, Kevin Youkilis
3. Draft your Outfield Wisely
The outfield position is not as deep with ELITE players as you may think. So if you can, try and grab one or two that has the potential to fill 4 or 5 categories early if you are not going after the scarcity positions right away.
Outfielders you want to grab early on if you can – Matt Kemp, Ryan Braun, Carl Crawford, Curtis Granderson, Justin Upton – All young, have the potential to hit for average, power and drive in runs along with stealing bases and hitting for power.
4. Draft for FUN!
Most people play fantasy baseball for fun, so keep that in mind. One way I like to have fun is to grab a nice young budding star like Jayson Heyward (The Kraken) from the Braves or Pablo Sandoval (Kung Fu Panda) from the Giants.
They both can hit the cover off the and are fun to watch since they are so young and still learning to play at the MLB level.
I also have fun by taking players, I know other managers are going to overvalue and thus over pay me for them in a trade.
5. DO NOT DRAFT ANY MARINERS THAT ARE NOT NAMED FELIX OR FRANKLIN
Felix is one of the best pitchers available in the game and will be gone by round three, I don’t like him in the first two rounds since he is in the AL and pitches for the M’s. I’d rather take Halladay or Wainwright after Felix is off the board, since they both pitch for perennial contenders (Phillies and Cardinals)
Franklin will most likely still be available in the late rounds (20th round or later) so he is a good guy to pick up and use for spot starts. He is 27 years old, which is the start of an MLB players journey into their PRIME YEARS (27-32) so he has a lot of upside.
He hits for average and still developing power. He also is still learning to use his speed on the basebaths. Look for him to steal 25+ bags this year, especially with Ichiro and Figgins running so much.
Props to the band QUICKIE for writing a song, and making a video that pays tribute to a great Northwest staple in the community….no, not the Mariners or the Space Needle…The Bikini Barista! Check it out!!!!!
Today’s Video Blog features some of the highlights from this morning’s broadcast:
Here is the same log for you iPHONE people:
So I have a new video of me hanging with Mikey the Coffee Master from Starbucks….check it out!
Last night a few of us went to see an advance screening of the new movie Kick Ass. I have to say, I was very excited to see this movie, and the film exceeded my expectations & I would have to say that this was the best movie I have seen in a long time!!! It was fun, action packed, and had some of the most epic over-the-top-violent& bloody scenes that would make Quentin Tarantino proud! It actually had a Kill Bill vibe to it. Itâs a great filmâ¦go see it next Friday!
Thanks To Josh "Bile" Cantrell for creating a new comic book character called "Meat Gayzer"
Todayâs video blog features Larry Miller, who is at the Parlor Live this weekend. Get more info at www.parlorlive.com . Huge thanks to Larry Miller for coming in. Larry is a comedy legend, and has been in so many great films & TV shows!!!! You have seen him on Seinfeld, Pretty Woman, 10 Things I Hate About You, and more.
Here is the same VLOG for you iPHONE people.
So if you have been reading my blogs, I have been sharing my experience at Starbucks, as I learn about different blends thanks to Mikey The Coffee Master. This week we are talking about Caffe Verona, I love this blend!!!! Check it out:
Somebody took the audio of Vicky Barcelona saying "Take of your shirt" in yesterdays video blog & turned it into a song. Big thanks to "POLYMORPHLEGION" for making this!
This morning Toppy talked about how he was duped by a Facebook April Fools Prank. A girl he knows put a facebook status update that said she was pregnant...and in the thread she also said she was getting an abortion. Toppy thought it was odd that there were people that "Liked" her post, so Toppy wrote that he thought it was odd that people clicked on the "Like" button for this. Apparently people then started goofing on Toppy & telling him he is dumb, and then "cyber high fived" each other. We all thought that it's dumb to prank people about stuff that could really "Eff" with their head...stuff like pregnancy, dying, or having cancer or something like that. it's not funny, it's dumb & lacks creativity. So we wound up talking about April Fools jokesâ¦props to Google & Starbucks as both of them had a good prankâ¦Google changed their name to Topeka (as Topeka Kansas changed their name to google for some reason), and Starbucks added a new sized cupâ¦so in addition to Venti, Grande, and Tallâ¦they introduced the Plenta. The Plenta is like the size of a KFC Bucket. Big Lo (Seattleâs Biggest Sports Fan) had a great Facebook prankâ¦he said the Hawks made a big trade to get Ben Roethlesberger
Cody â Did an âUpper Deckerâ (dropped a #2 in the top part of the toilet) in her ex girlfriends bathroom yesterday.
Shawn â Fired his co-worker
Canuck Curt â Screwed with a co-worker, told him that his on-line pinball machine would work better if he tilted his computer moniterâ¦the guy told him this morning that it worked.
Regine â Her son pranked her saying she was going be a grandma.
Jonathan â His co-worker pulled a prank on his bossâ¦he tin-foiled the entire office!!! Here is a pic that he sent us:
Cory â Wrapped a truck in Saran Wrap:
Huge thanks to comedian Chris Porter for joining us this morning. Chris is at The Parlor Live this weekend, and he is HILARIOUS!!!!
Big thanks to Dave Ross from KIRO radio for calling in this morning. dave is a true radio great in this town, and we had him on to talk about something real cool that he started...a quest to save the 4th of July Fireworks show. Yesterday we reported that the 4th Of July Lake Union show was going to be canceled this year because they couldn't get a sponsor to pony up the $500,000. Well Dave was talking about this on his show yesterday, and Chef Tom Douglas came on his show to donate $5000, and then Dave donated $1000 as well...next thing you know, something really cool happened...a bunch of businesses started donating money. Star Bucks & Microsoft donated $125,000 dolars, and businesses like Vulcan, Nordstrom, and others stepped up as well...so far they have over $460,000!!!!! They need the money asap, so I hope they make it happen.
Todayâs Video Blog features Chris Porter.
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Here is that performance of the song he just teased, from the last time Chris was at the Parlor Live:
Last week, if you read my blog you saw a video of me learning about Starbucks...well I continue to get schooled on the different types of blends, here is the latest installment of me hanging with Mikey from Starbucks!
So if you listen to the station, you have been hearing me talk about Starbucks, I am a fan of Starbucks coffee…I drink it daily…I won’t say what I drink because you’ll make fun of me…ok, fine…I drink a "Non fat soy vanilla latte with 2 pumps of vanilla." I honestly don’t know what that means I just memorized it so when they ask I sound like I know what I am talking about...that is until I say I want it in a medium sized cup, thus blowing my cover as a coffee genius. My woman gets that type of drink at Starbucks & I tried it once & loved it. Recently I went down to the Starbucks in the Sodo district & hung out with Mikey, a Brewmaster at Starbucks, and he taught me some things about some of their blends…check it out…
I am currently waiting for one of my car tires to be patched…I have some time to kill, so I guess I will share with ya how my weekend has been…we are off today, but will return tomorrow morning as BJ is celebrating his 25th Wedding Anniversary…congrats BJ….I hope you didn’t get drunk & fall & slam your skull on the toilet…….again!!!
Speaking of weddings, this past weekend my lady & I took our engagement photos…honestly, I never knew such a thing existed, but apparently you take photos to celebrate getting engaged…and no, get your mind out of the gutter…not those types of pictures. The pix are for the wedding book I think, and also to display at the wedding, and I learned something…I am not very photogenic. Ok, I’m kidding…I always knew that…I suck at taking pictures…I always look like a goof…but then again, picture or not, I look like a goof. What I learned is that there is a sick beach in Federal Way…it’s called Dash Point Park, and I never knew it existed. Check it out if you have time…if you are into water, and sand, and stuff. Plus there is a Lobster restaurant there called the Lobster Shop…sadly, my woman and I were still on the cleanse, so I had to stare at the shop as I ate my small…chocolate brown pellet (while pretending it was a lobster tail). This was a handy bit of info to store in my brain, as this weekend my parents told me that after 13 plus years of me living out here, they are finally coming to visit. I am so stoked. My mom is the person that got me hooked on lobster, and for us…lobster is an obsession. So much so that whenever I talk to my mom & say that we are going out to get dinner, she will say in her Brooklyn NY accent: “Whatcha gonna get? Lobstah?” I absolutely love my parents, so I am glad I can now take them out for a “Lobstah” dinner!!!
This cleanse my fiancé & I have been on is finally done…no more celery, shakes, chocolate pellets (I just realized that sounds really gross, like a euphemism for something else—chocolate pellet), and cleanse drinks. It wasn’t that bad, and for those that have been asking…it was the Isagenix 9 Day Cleanse. It worked…I dropped 11 pounds total…granted I will probably gain 6 of those pounds back today, but hopefully if I continue working out & eating better , I will be able to keep most of the weight off. I actually haven’t been eating that bad, we eat pretty healthy, but my issue is I always go for seconds, and after that I look at my girls plate & say “Are you gonna eat that?” Yesterday was the toughest day of the cleanse, all I wanted to eat was Papa John’s Pizza. Not just any pizza…Papa John’s. And it was like we were being tested by the cleanse gods, because not only did we drive by 2 Papa John’s during the day…but then drove by a delivery driver loading Papa John’s pizza in his car. Never before did I want to car jack someone than I did yesterday.
Over the weekend, we went and saw that new film The Bounty Hunter. It’s a good date flick. It stars Gerard Butler, and Jennifer Aniston…it’s a fun film to go with your lady too. Definitely not a film to go see with the fellas…if that’s the case, go see Repo Men. This got me thinking…a couple of things 2 guys should never go to…a date film, and the mall. We were at the Bellevue Mall (or the collection as BJ calls it), and saw 2 guys shopping together…there were no chicks with them…I’m sorry…you can’t do that…it looks dumb. Unless you are running in to get something quick…if that is the case then you should run the whole time…that way we klnow that you aren’t there to shop…you are just running in to get something, or you just stole something…either way, that is the only acceptable time for 2 men to shop together.
OK…I’ve rambled a lot, and my tire has been fixed…until tomorrow, later!
The morning started off with me sharing a story that led to us playing the sad hulk music. While at the Emerald City Comicon this weekend, I got the opportunity to meet The Hulk himself…Lou Ferrigno. Lou was at Comicon & I was able to shake his hand. …I then asked him to do a quick interview for the video blog, and he shot me down!!! It was pretty funny…when I shook Lou’s hand…he looked at my hand, and then looked at a sign on his table that said “Pictures -- $30.” Damn…30 bucks!!!! Based on all the folks I saw getting pix from him, he must have been making a ton of cash. I saw BJ at E.C.C.C. very briefly, he was playing magic…I thought it was funny that when I rolled up, the announcer said: “Next up…BJ vs. Jesus.”
I posted this on Twitter, and sarria22 wrote this too me:
"There BJ goes, always fighting with Jesus"
On Friday, we read a news report about a girl scout in Tacoma that was robbed. She was selling Girl Scout cookies outside a Safeway, when a man took hundreds of dollars from her. On Friday morning we talked to "Snickers" & BJ told her that he was going to stop by where she was selling cookies on Friday afternoon, and give her $999. Here is the video of BJ visiting Snickers!!!
This morning I mentioned that I am doing a cleanse once again...this time I amdoing it with my fiance, it's day 2 of the 9 day cleanse & I am so hungry. It was so bad that last night I was behind a car that peeled out, and the scent of the burnt rubber made me hungry...to the point that I wanted to eat the tire. I have received a few emails regarding what cleanse I am doing...it's called Isagenix, and it's a 9 day cleanse...days 1 & 2 you basicilly eat nothing, days 3 to 7 you have shakes and one small meal, and the final 2 days are back to eating nothing...today has been rough...BJ had a pastry that smelled delicious, and there are tons of Girl Scout cookies lying around the offices.
Today’s video blog features Intern Annabelle at Emerald City Comicion.
Fun times this morning…the morning started off with a battle of nerd-dom between BJ & Anthony from the Opie & Anthony show…both are big Star trek fans, so we had a head to head battle in Star trek trivia…and BJ was the big winner…or…well…the biggest loser, as he beat Anthony 3 to 2. Here are the questions we asked Anthony (we asked Anthony 5 questions, and they asked BJ 5 questions):
1. What does NCC and USS stand for?
2. Doctor Leonard McCoy became chief medical officer of the Enterprise after the departure of ______________________ in 2265.
3. While on patrol in deep space during the episode “Space Seed”, the Enterprise comes across an old Earth space vessel…What is the name of that vessel?
4. When Kirk and his landing party arrive on the planet during the “Catspaw” episode, they are met by a wizard who tries to bend them to his will. What is the wizard’s name?
5. In the “Court Martial” episode, Captain Kirk meets a lost love who eventually turns out to be the prosecuting attorney. What is her name?
This morning I learned something new…it’s called the “Push Present” …the idea of this is that the woman should expect a gift as big or bigger than their engagement ring at the time they are in the hospital and have just delivered a child. This is ridiculous! Did I mention that this is completely ridiculous!!!! What’s next? An “Aunt Flo” gift when it’s that time of the month? Where is my Push Present? After I eat Mexican I need to push something out…where’s my gift…where’s my watch?
Thanks to Leonard Nimoy for joining us…during my intro I made mention of Leonard Nimoy singing a song about Bilbo Baggins…if you have never seen it…check it out here:
Leonard summed it up best… “I was ahead of my time.” Having Leonard on the phone was funny…I was never a Star Trek fan, but my dad was when I was growing up…so hearing his voice was a trip since it’s such a distinctive voice, so it felt like we were talking about Spock.
Huge thanks to Matt Hardy from the WWE for coming in this morning…it was real cool meeting him, a real nice guy. Matt is here for WWE Smackdown & WWE NXT tonight at the Key Arena Check out today’s video blog to watch some of our interview with Matt!
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Here are the answers to the Star Trek Trivia:
1. In the Star Trek universe, NCC stands for Naval Construct Contract and USS stands for United Space Ship (not United States Ship).
2. Dr. Mark Piper
3. The SS Botany Bay
5. Lt. Areel Shaw
Based on yesterday’s discussion about marriage, we got a few emails from people that would like to read the stats we read on air, here is that story:
On Tuesday, the Centers for Disease Control released a new study on marriage and relationships. Take a look at some of their findings:
According to the study, 78% of marriages last at least five years.
And when a couple lives together without getting married, they have just a 30% chance of making it five years.
The main reason for THAT statistic is that 51% of the couples who live together end up getting married WITHIN THREE YEARS.
In a first marriage, couples have a higher chance of staying together for ten years or longer if they're from the same RACE.
When couples are married for at least eight months before having their first kid, nearly FOUR in FIVE of them end up making it to their tenth anniversary.
Married couples that never have kids are less than HALF as likely to last ten years as couples who do have kids.
And when a man and woman are both at least 26 years old when they get married, the odds that they'll make it ten years is about 75%. But when they get married as teens, they only have a 50-50 shot at making it ten years.
And according to a separate survey of 4,000 couples in the UK, married couples are HAPPIEST 11 months and eight days after their wedding. And they have their BEST SEX after they've been married for two years and four months. (Yahoo News)
Exciting news this morning…we played audio from our Nut Hut podcast where Louie Anderson called Double R’s cell to let Dub know the exciting news…Louie got Dub an audition on Last Comic Standing this weekend. Double R leaves for LA to audition this weekend. Good Luck Dub!!! Wow. That is so cool. I am sure this will piss off some of the local comics, as Dub just started dabbling in stand up comedy a couple weeks ago after being inspired at the Stand Up Boot Camp. I have to say this…people who get pissed & jealous when something good happens to someone need to look at themselves in the mirror & realize that good things don’t happen to them because they live a miserable, bitter experience. Good things happen to good people. I truly believe that. I have always lived my life this way, and I try not to associate myself with people like this. I’ve seen this in the world of music too…funny how musicians & comics are a like…I remember a long time ago, and my band was starting out at the same time as Death Cab For Cutie…we played tons of shows with them & rolled in the same circle of friends/bands. Once they started getting popular, it’s funny how some would complain about their success. Here’s a thought…they are good dudes, and worked hard, and deserve the success…I couldn’t be happier for them. I see this in relationships too…I hate when people give people a hard time because they are happy in a relationship…some people get weird about that, and bitch about those that are happy…I guess it’s a case of misery loves company. Here’s a thought, lose the miserable mentality, be inspired by those that do have good things happen to them. Good things happen to good people.
Big thanks to Doug Benson for coming in this morning. Doug has become a great friend of the show, and is in town at the Parlor Live this weekend. Get more info at www.parlorlive.com . Also if you buy your tix at that site…enter BJ in the promo code for a $5 discount.
Today's Video Blog features Doug Benson taking a call from a guy who showed up to Doug's show last night!
The show started off with us talking about how excited we are for team USA in Olympic hockey. If they beat Finland today, off to the Gold Medal game we go. I am so excited. Plus if Canada wins their game…it will be a USA vs. Canada finals…how awesome would that be? In Canada too!!! Vancouver would be rocking on Sunday. Double R mentioned that he is going to try to make it up to Vancouver to try and go to the game on Sunday…he said I should go with him. I told him that I wish I could, but I don’t have a Passport or a fancy I.D. to get me in 7 out of the country. So his brilliant idea was this…we take separate cars…so that if I don’t get in with my I.D. & passport, I could turn around & go home…which sounds like a great reason to make a long drive for potentially nothing. Also, let’s just say I do get in…what if I can’t get back into the US after the game? Double R had it all figured out… “We can figure it out…you can jump a ditch or something.” Ok, that’s a great idea…I’ll just leave my car at the Peach Arch, and try and make a run for the border.
Big thanks to Rex Navarette for coming in…he is one funny dude! Check out Rex at the Parlor Live this weekend. Go to www.parlorlive.com for details.
While Rex was on the show, we got a phone call from Kevin Smith…it was so cool…especially for rex as he is a huge Kevin Smith fan. I shot Kevin an email earlier this morning with hopes he might call in, but doubted that he would, but Kevin did & what a great interview once again with Kevin. His new movie, Cop Out, is hilarious…if you love films like Lethal Weapon, Beverly Hills Cop, and Fletch…you will love it. Tracy Morgan & Bruce Willis kicked ass, but I have to say…Sean William Scott (Stifler) stole the film! Go see it!!! Kevin spent some time chatting about the incident on Southwest Airlines, he was so passionate about getting the truth out…if you missed our interview…be sure to check it out in our interviews section.
Thanks to comedian Doug Benson for calling in this morning...sadly, Dou wasn't calling in for laughs like he usually provides when we have him on. I was chatting with Doug the other day, and he mentioned that he is friends with Andrew Koenig, who was unfortunately found dead yesterday up in Vancouver. Andrew was known for his role as "Boner" on Growing Pains, and was battling with depression and went to vancouver (his favorite place) to take his life. It's truly a sad story, and watching his dad Walter speak to the media yesterday was heart breaking. Doug has known him since the Growing Pain days, many years ago, and Doug was surprised by all of this as Doug didn't see him as a depressed person.
Today’s Video Blog features Rock Girl Finalist Alicia!
Damn I woke up with a horrible headache, and it didn’t get better as the show started off with the Rev & BJ arguing, and then it didn’t get better when we talked about a beauty queen from Beverly Hills that took shots at homosexuality & used the book of Leviticus to justify her opinions. BJ read a bunch of quotes from Leviticus, and wow…there are some crazy things said in that, which is why Christians have dismissed this book…but the fact that there are people out there that use this book to justify their opinions make my brain hurt.
The day got better once we had Lzzy Hale on the show. Lzzy is the lead singer of Halestorm, who will be at our sold out Rock Girl Gala. Halestorm have that great song “I Get Off”:
I shared a story with Lzzy about how a few weeks back we were talking about Halestorm, and I thought the best gig in the world would be the drummer of Halestorm…because you get to sit & stare at her backside for 45 minutes a night…and the fact that the drummer is her brother is a waste of a great perspective. She told us a fun story of how a lot of guys after the show go up to her brother to echo my sentiment, and when he tells them that she is her sister…the fans freak out & apologize for that. Too funny. Lzzy was honestly an awesome interview, and seems like a real cool chick. I’m stoked to see them live on Saturday at the Rock Girl Gala!!! Lzzy invited me up to play the cowbell on “It’s Not You” – that would be hilarious if it actually happens!
Huge Thanks to Mike McCready from Pearl Jam & Duff McKagan for coming in this morning. This Sunday they are doing a benefit show for the people of Haiti. They are calling it the Hootenanny for Haiti, and it’s at the Showbox at the Market. This sounds real cool, as they are performing in true hootenanny style…all together – acoustically. There will be a bunch of local rock stars on stage…like matt Cameron (Soundgarden, and Pearl Jam), Kim Virant, Kim Warnick (formerly of The Fastbacks & Visqueen), and many more. Duff & Mike brought in Jeff Rouse (from Duff’s band LOADED), and Gary Westlake (from Mike’s UFO Tribute band – Flight To Mars) to give us a taste of what Sunday will be like….here they are playing cover of the Rolling Stones “Wild Horses”:
Here they are playing another Stones song “Dead Flowers”:
It was such an awesome experience to have these guys in. like I was telling BJ during commercials…if I could go back in time to my senior year in High School, and tell the 17 year old version of me that one day I would be in the same room with Duff from G N’ R, and Mike from Pearl Jam, as they perform acoustic right in front of me…I would have thought I was crazy. Plus I would have thought I got really fat.
Duff & Jeff are playing tomorrow night, as LOADED is in Aberdeen. It’s an all ages show at the D & R Theater.
Today’s Video Blog features Rock girl Finalist Shirley Ann.
Man, last nights episode of Celebrity Rehab was intense. If you are a fan of Alice In Chains…you should check it out as the show features former bassist Mike Starr & last night they spent time on his story of addiction. I learned that Mike was the last person to see Layne Staley as they were getting high together. It seems like Mike has been holding in these feelings since Layne passed away. Layne’s mom was on the show as well…her speech was powerful, as well as the moment where Mike sat down with Nancy & apologized to her. You really need to see it. One moment that got me choked up was when one of the therapists asked Mike what he is always listening to (he always has headphones on) & he said his band (Alice In Chains)…she asked him if he ever gets sick of listening to his band over & over…to which he said no…this is his way he can listen to his friend (Layne) since he can’t talk to him any more.
Big thanks to Louie Anderson for coming in this morning. It was a true honor to meet such a comedy legend. Louie is performing with Kyle Cease tomorrow night at the Grand Ballroom in Bellevue…go to www.parlorlive.com . Louie will be at the Parlor Live all weekend with Kyle for the Stand Up Boot Camp…seriously, if you can make this event…go to it. Go to www.standupbootcamp.com Check out Louie on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/TheBigButter
So we played some of Tiger's public statement to get his sponsors back...uh...I mean his "apology" this morning. For such an educated guy, he sounded like a robotic idiot during his speech...hell; Steven Hawking & Roger Ebert have more soul in their computer generated voice than Tiger had this morning. Like I have said before...I just don't care about Tiger and his apology...he doesn't need to apologize to the public in my opinion...keep it private & clean up your mess out of the spotlight buddy...you narcissistic "F."
Today’s Video Blog features Rock Girl Finalist Krystal:
I get a phone call from Double Râ¦he sounded like he was in a state of panic âBroâ¦I just got into a really bad accident.âÂ Dub wasnât very coherent, he told me he was somewhere near the Westinâ¦so I left work to find him to make sure he was OK.Â When I found him he was out of his car with a police officerâ¦and his SUV was totaled!Â His passenger side of the car was crunched into one of those pillars that holds up the Mono-Rail on 5th Ave.Â His airbag was set off, and Double R seemed disheveled & when I left I thought he was going to go to the hospital.Â
So letâs return to the studioâ¦I am mid-sentence describing what happened to Double R when Double R WALKED into the studio.Â He obviously wasnât 100% thereâ¦when we told him he should leave & go to the hospital he got confrontational, even though he said it hurts when he breathes, his leg was messed up, and he thought he broke his wrist.Â Finally we kicked him out & had Mono-Nick take him to the emergency room.Â
Of course while at the emergency roomâ¦Double R took the time to Twit Pic it:
This morning we had Marc Rudov on the showâ¦Marc has a website: www.thenononsenseman.com â¦.We had Marc on to talk about his mission:Â To Boycott Valentines Day.Â I love Marc, he is a great guest, and I love seeing him on the Fox News Channel when they have him debate a mouthy woman:
Marc told us that most men have the vagina phobiaâ¦fear of getting itâ¦fear of losing it.Â When talking about Valentines Day, he said itâs not âRomance Dayâ¦itâs No Mans day.âÂ Marc had the line of all lines:Â âThe Woman is the goalie of her uterus!âÂ This was a great segment that led to a ton of calls from women that were pissed with Marc!Â Happy Valentines Day ladies!!!
Thanks to Demico Rogers & Justin âThe Vikingâ Wren for coming in.Â Both of them will be at Rumble On The Ridge 8 â Hostile Engagement on Saturday night.Â Get info at www.snocasino.com.Â Demico & justin were both on last seasons The Ultimate Fighter on Spike TV, and I sure hope both of them go on to have great careers in the UFC, as they are great guys & greatÂ fighters.Â
JB Smoove was on out show this morningâ¦JB is hilarious on Curb Your Entusiasm as Larryâs friend Leon, and he is at The Parlor Live in BellevueÂ this weekend (including Sunday) doing comedyâ¦get tix at www.parlorlive.com
For me...the highlight of having JB on the show was to show him love for his role as Trucky in one of my all time fave movies -- Pootie Tang --Â JB started busting into character & quoting lines from Pootie Tang, for me...having JB say "Wah Dah Tah", and "Sah Da Tay" was like being in a room & having Moses recite the Ten Commandments.Â One of my favorite lines by Trucky in Pootie Tang is this:
"He was rejuvenated. You hear that? Rejuvenated. He was juvenated before, lost it... and got juvinated again. Rejuvenated!"
Well...have a great few days...we are off until Wednesday as BJ is off to LA to take his daughter to auditions for performing arts schools.
Todayâs Video Blog features Justin âThe Viking Wrenâ Wren & âThe Night Trainâ Demico Rogersâ¦.plus it features Valentines Day gifts from Intern Annabelle, and a couple of guests as well.
Today was a rough morningâ¦we learned that a friend of the show, Captain Phil Harris from the Cornelia Marie (from The Deadliest Catch) passed away.Â He was 53.Â He suffered a heart attack at the end of January, they hadÂ to put him in a medically induced comaâ¦and just a couple days ago he came through, and things were looking betterâ¦and then things took a horrible turn yesterday.Â Ugh.Â This really sucks.Â
Philâs kids Jake & Josh released a statement:
"It is with great sadness that we say goodbye to our dad â Captain Phil Harris. Dad has always been a fighter and continued to be until the end, For us and the crew, he was someone who never backed down."
Discovery Channel Senior Vice President Elizabeth Hillman released a statement:
"Phil was a devoted father and loyal friend to all who knew him. We will miss his straightforward honesty, wicked sense of humor and enormous heart.â
Back in 2007 Phil & Johnathan Hillstrand came in studio to hang outâ¦turns out they were fans of our showâ¦it was funny, Phil was late to the interview, showed up with a toothbrush in his back pocket, and looked like he had a late nightâ¦he truly was a great dude.Â Like I said on airâ¦if you are out drinking over the next few days, raise a drink in Phils honorâ¦he will be missed.
Big thanks to Luis Guzman for joining usâ¦I love Luis as one of the cooks in Waiting, and it was because of Luisâ character that we have the term âMeat Gazer.âÂ Luis has a new HBO show that he stars in called âHow To Make It In America.âÂ Here is the trailer for the show:
Luis lives in Vermontâ¦the home of Ben & Jerryâs!!!Â I asked him what his fave flavor isâ¦he said the one with chocolate & peanut butter in it.Â Iâm all about the Chubby Hubbyâ¦chocolate, peanut butter, and the all important PRETZELS!!!!Â I also asked him if he eats Gravy Friesâ¦that is huge in Vermont (I went to college in Plattsburgh NY, which is a 15 minute ferry ride away from Vermont)â¦my buds and I used to go to Nectarâs all the time & eat gravy friesâ¦so damn goodâ¦yes, fries with turkey gravy on topâ¦itâs so good that the band Phish named one of their CDâs after that place â âNectar.â
This morning we talked to Mike from Lynnhoodâ¦who was fired for sexual harassment in his workplaceâ¦this led to BJ talking about a CNN story that we came across:
HERE ARE SOME TIPS FOR "INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING" IN THE OFFICE
Amy Epstein Feldman works for a consulting firm called the Judge Group.Â She says different people have different levels of tolerance for physical contact, so you have to be extra careful when TOUCHING your co-workers.
1.Â According to Amy, the general rule is that you should NEVER touch a co-worker until you know them.Â That includes friendly stuff like giving them a high-five or patting them on the back.Â It's just not a good idea.
2.Â Don't greet with a hug or a kiss.Â That's how you greet your friends and family members, not your co-workers.
3.Â Even a two-handed handshake can come across as kind of lecherous if you're looking into someone's eyes, and you're their superior.
4.Â Never poke, grab or touch a co-worker in any other way that could be considered physically aggressive.Â In fact, just don't poke or grab your co-workers at all.
5.Â Never shake hands in the bathroom until after you've washed them.Â And never cover your mouth when you cough or sneeze, and then use it to shake someone's hand.
6.Â And this one's really important, so I'll say it again:Â Never touch a co-worker's privates.Â That includes slapping your same-sex co-worker on the backside.Â It's just not cool.Â (CNN)
Thanks to Todd Pietszch from BECU for coming in...Todd is KISW's Financial advisor & we plan on having him on every month to help the Rock-A-Holics out with their financial issues during these tough economic times.Â We created a page for Todd on our site...click here to check it out:
If you havenât done soâ¦be sure to vote for Rock Girlsâ¦the voting ends tomorrow at midnight, so get cracking!!!!!Â Â Click here to vote, and be sure to âenlarge photoâ to fully experience the girls that are up for votes: http://www.kisw.com/pages/6260412.php
Thanks to Duff Goldman for joining us this morningâ¦Duff is the star of Ace Of Cakesâ¦an awesome show about his cake business âCharm City Cakesâ in Baltimore.Â We learned something interesting about Duff thanks to a good friend of the show, a lady that has been a listener & supporter of BJ since the BUZZ days.Â We had Jilly on this morning to tell Duff thanksâ¦here is the email:
Hey BJ, if you get the opportunity, please pass my thanks along to Duff tomorrow for crediting my dad for being an inspiration to him. Here is his quote:
Even though some credit his Food Network show with elevating the art and craft of cake decorating, Goldman doesn't see himself as a pioneer.
"I certainly did not invent the world of cake sculpture," he said, adding that he has been inspired by the late Larry Powell's "Big Book of Cake Decorating," which came out in 1977.
My dad passed away six months ago, and it has left a huge hole in our lives. He was an amazing artist, baker and cake decorator, but he was even better human being and father. Man, I miss that guy.
Duff told Jill that he was such a fan of her dad's cakes that he bought Larryâs book on eBAY for over 300 bucks.Â What a cool story!!!!Â Duff was genuinely stoked that we brought Larryâs name up, and appreciative that we had Jill on the phoneâ¦it was such a cool moment, and apparently I âroonedâ that moment when I asked Duff to make my wedding cake.Â Heyâ¦we did him a solid, I figured he could do one for usâ¦uhâ¦I mean me.
Jill sent us pix of one of the cakes her dad madeâ¦like 30 years agoâ¦yes, that elephant is a cakeâ¦unreal!!!!!
Boy I am pissed about this article in the Seattle Times:
I absolutely HATE this article.Â This article is the perfect example of why I hate criticsâ¦I truly believe this idiot (as well as critics like him) go into a show with the article already written in his head.Â What a snobby, pretentious, pile of wordsâ¦he is an embarrassment to those that review concerts with an open eye.Â In the article he has the ignorance to say that William Duvall sounds exactly like Layneâ¦The reason why William sounds like Layne is because of Jerryâs harmoniesâ¦that was what always made Alice In Chains such a great bandâ¦it was the combo of Layne & Jerryâs voice, and now itâs the combo of William & Jerryâs voice.Â Maybe this writer should listen to the songs where Duvall is the sole guy singingâ¦or listen to his prior band Comes With The Fall.Â Sure there are parts where their voices sound similar, but they arenât exact.Â Personallyâ¦I think this guy came up with a review of this concert before he even attended the showâ¦he came up with some âwittyâ (and by witty I mean stupid) lines & made it fit into his reviewâ¦here is the one part of his article that is moronic at best:
He (Duvall) is to Staley what O'Doul's is to beer, a pitch-perfect facsimile minus intoxicating edge. This is what it comes down to, the reason why AIC should stop: What does "down in a hole/losing my soulâ mean when sung by the new guy? Who isn't a 24-year-old drug addict from a broken home?
Can people stop bitching about William Duvall?Â Itâs not his fault that Layne is no longer the singer of AIC, if anything we should thank himâ¦as an Alice In Chains fan I am grateful that William is in the band because we are able to see these guys live again, and hear them make new music as well.Â Yes he doesnât have the âedgeâ that Layne hadâ¦no one would, we just need to accept that & quit whining.
Thanks to Randi & Kaylee from Peek A Brew Espresso in Bonney Lake for coming inâ¦they were here with the owner Kendra, and they have created a site called www.brewistas.com where people can watch them work in the comfort of their own homeâ¦they have 6 web cams in the standâ¦and for $3.99 a month you can finally watch the baristas with your pants off, and not get arrested.Â
Todayâs Video Blog features Kaylee & Randi from Peek A Brew, and yesâ¦we had them try the Shake Weight!
I am still full from yesterdayâ¦the Super Bowl is kind of like Thanksgivingâ¦lots of foodâ¦only food at the Super Bowl is even more awesome because itâs like appetizers from heavenâ¦chicken wings, cheese dips, chili, and the all important devil eggs!!!!Â My buddy Vic & I were like Devil Egg junkiesâ¦scarfing them down like addictsâ¦.and weÂ both nearly cried when the last couple of eggs were thrown away before our cries of âWeâll eat themâ were heard.Â The funny thing was that my lady had no idea how much I was eating, until she leaned back on me and realized that my gut had ballooned & it was rock hard!Â The game was awesomeâ¦I was glad to see that the Saints won the Super Bowlâ¦my reason wasnât because of the âIt would be good for their cityâ mentality, my reason for being happy for them is that I love seeing teams win championships for the first time!Â
My lady & I contributed to the Super Bowl party by making a football shaped cake...she did a great job with the chocolate frosting, but left the vanilla frosting in my incapable hands...yes...I screwed up on the easiest part of the cake...it looks like Tim-May decorated the white lines.
Speaking of cakes, Duff Goldman from Ace of Cakes will be on the show tomorrow at 6:50 am!
The commercials this year were under-parâ¦however, there were a couple good onesâ¦like the Auto-Tune spot, the new Super Bowl Shuffle, the Dog Collar Doritos one, but my favorite was more of a promo than a commercialâ¦it was the one for the Late Show with David Letterman:
For those that think that NBC is gonna be pissed at Leno for doing thisâ¦donât worryâ¦.NBC gave Jay permission to do this.Â Apparently Dave wrote this bit himselfâ¦he just wanted to make a funny piece, and I have to say that Dave succeeded in that mission.
Double R had a fun event at Hooters for a Big Game partyâ¦The Revâs girlfriend made it to the party, but the Rev didnâtâ¦why you ask?Â Because he was busy watching The Puppy Bowl.Â You can watch clips from the Puppy Bowl here:
Here is a trailer of the Puppy Bowlâ¦in case you donât wanna go to that link:
Double R & I went to the Alice In Chains show on Fridayâ¦once again, another amazing show from the boys in AIC.Â Iâd like to thank the fellas in Alice In Chains, as they played Junkheadâ¦which is my favorite songâ¦as well as my gals faveâ¦and the whole ride there we kept hoping that they would play that song.Â Once I heard the 4 high hat hits to start the songâ¦goose bumps popped out!Â They also played Nutshell, and dedicated the song to Layneâ¦which was real cool.Â Props to William Duvall, who thanked the crowd for welcoming him into the bandâ¦and that he appreciates the opportunity to celebrate the pastâ¦and the future as well.Â My bud Mike Savoia once again took amazing photos at the showâ¦check him out at http://www.savoiaphotography.com/
Thanks to David Crowe for joining usâ¦David is a funny dudeâ¦and on Sunday he has his annual Valentineâs Day âLaugh Lovers Ballâ at the Moore Theater â get more info at www.laughloversball.com
David talked about his experience in South Africa, and he tried Ostrich Riding...this seems insane...check out a video of riding an Ostrich:
This morning we played audio of Double R making a call in to the Men’s Room the other day…while on air with them, he told the fellas a story about being in Mexico where he got wasted and went swimming late at night…he got back to the hotel room…took his pants off & got buck naked & crawled into bed with his passed out buddy…a male buddy!! What the hell????? I’ve never been so drunk that I would crawl into bed with a passed out buddy…clothes or no clothes. We then talked about how Double R likes to get naked in front of men…to which Double R said he sees no big in this…in fact he has seen all of his friends naked. I told him that he hasn’t seen me naked, and Double R said “Yes I have…you were drunk one of those times we shared a hotel.” Never before have I wanted to leave the show & take a shower…I felt DIRTY! He then said that one time he shared a room with BJ, he saw BJ naked too…he was able to see him naked getting out of the shower because of where he was sitting he was able to see it through the mirror. Wow.
We had some drama with Glen the Toolbox this morning…Glen is still bitter that Vicky Barcelona got the job she got on our show, and we didn’t even consider him. Well, he took his frustration out via the web…on one of our You Tube videos that featured Vicky, Glen actually posted this after someone posted that Vicky is cute (I didn’t edit what he wrote…spelling errors included):
“WTF you calling Vikki a beatyfull woman…that’s one hittious chud of a chick!!!”
Obviously Glen is an idiot for writing this…Vicky didn’t deserve any of these insults, and he said them out of jealousy. Here is what I find laughable…a main part of Vicky’s job is web updating, communicating with listeners, and other staff members…spelling is an important part of what she is doing, yet Glen felt that he was better qualified for the job??? The guy spells like a dyslexic 2 year old!
One of our old interns sent me this email…if you or anyone you know can help him out, that would rock!
Over the past weekend 1/23/10 I was assaulted in the first degree by 3 men, I did find out who they were and they got arrested for first degree assault which is a felony charge. The reason I am e-mailing you is I do need a lawyer to take my case. You guys have a close group of listeners from all walks of life that love to help one another. So if possible could you guys give a quick shout out over the airways to try to find me some help. I'll attach some pics to show how badly I was assaulted, not shown in Pics is that they did knock out my tooth.
Old Intern Donald
Today’s Video Blog features the very funny Gary Gulman. You probably remember Gary from Last Comic Standing, and Dane Cook’s Tourgasm...he is at the Parlor Live in Bellevue this weekend. Get more info by going here: www.parlorlive.com
Yesterday was fun, Lucy & I visited Double R as he was collecting money for his latest Double R Challenge:Â Change For Haiti.Â Since Dub was in our neck of the woodsâ¦Stinky & I jumped in the car & visited him at Big O tires!
Thanks to Walter Koenig for joining us this morning.Â Walter is the original Chekov from Star Trek, plus he was in Babylon 5â¦Walter has a film out that he made called InAlienableâ¦which is out on DVD today.Â We all watched, erâ¦we all tried to watch this film, itâs more like âIn-Ambien-ableâ as this film put me to sleep in less than 10 minutes.Â BJ asked me if I saw a scene that happened relatively soon in the film, and I said âNo, I was already asleep.âÂ Regardless of our reviews, if you are a Sci-Fi fan, you should probably check this out as it has a bunch of Sci-Fi stars like Richard Hatch (âBattlestar Gallacticaâ), Erick Avari (âHeroesâ), Marina Sirtis (âStar Trek: The Next Generationâ), Richard Herd (âVâ), and others.Â The special effects on this film are hilariousâ¦check out towards the end of this trailer there is a baby that is an alien that is supposed to have octopus like tentaclesâ¦but it looks like they just went to a sex toy shop & attached fake penisâs as extra arms.
This story blew our mind:
A new study from the University of California at Davis has found that ONE in FIVE women has experienced some form of "pregnancy coercion," which is when a guy uses threats or deception to try and get his girl pregnant.Â And 15% of women say they've been victims of birth control sabotage, which is when a guy pokes holes in condoms or destroys contraceptives in some other way. Overall, 53% of women say they've experienced physical or sexual violence in a relationship.Â And of those women, 35% say the guy tried to coerce them into getting pregnant, or sabotaged their birth control in order to "trap" them.Â A woman named Elizabeth Miller led the study.Â She says, quote, "This study highlights an under-recognized phenomenon where male partners actively attempt to promote pregnancy against the will of their female partners." Not only is reproductive coercion associated with violence from male partners, but when women report experiencing both reproductive coercion and partner violence, the risk for unintended pregnancy increases significantly."Â (EurekAlert)
Why would any guy want to trap a woman by getting her pregnant?Â There are so many woman out there that have a âbiological ticking clockââ¦these guys should be with those chicks instead of impregnating the few women out there that donât want a child.Â My take is that these men are so insecure, and donât want to lose the woman they are withâ¦so they impregnate them to keep themâ¦itâs the same logic why women try and impregnate their men.
We had a guy named Shane on the show that admitted that he is that guyâ¦he said that by having a baby there is a lifetime connection, and he can manipulate the woman to do what he wants.Â He doesnât have a child, but said he is trying.Â I have to sayâ¦this view point saddens me.
This was a spirited debateâ¦download the 8âer to hear it.
Todayâs Video Blog features Double R getting a Pot Pie from Vicky Barcelona!
First off...props to Conan O'Brien for a great final show on Friday night.Â The guy is obviously going to land on his feet, he is too talented to not be back on TV sometime soon.Â He farewell speech will be remembered for being nothing short of great.Â if you have time, click on the link below, and watch the final speech (the person who posted this disabled the ability to embed):
The part that hits home for me is something that he said that is a true life lesson, and I believe rings very true:
"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were gonna get.Â But if you work really hard, and you're kind, AMAZING things will happen."
Thanks To Casey McNerthney from the Seattle P.I. for joining usâ¦we got to meet Casey in a funny wayâ¦we were unintentionally stealing his articles & posting emâ on BJâs site.Â Casey reached out to us & hipped us to thisâ¦we realized that we werenât providing credit to him when posting his stories, and we felt horrible about it, so we had Casey on to offer an on-air apology, plus we talked about some of the stories that Casey writes aboutâ¦check out Casey here: http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattle911
Casey shared a hilarious story of a 15-year-old Lewis County boy had his mom call the cops on him after she allegedly saw him standing behind a horse on a feed bucket with his pants down and his body pressed against the animal's rear. He is facing an animal cruelty charge and a probation violation charge.Â Read the full story here: http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattle911/archives/191548.asp
Over the weekend, Double R went on a ride alongâ¦based on his Facebook postings, it sounded like an action packed expericnce!Â Here are some of the posts he made:
(8:18 PM) Off to Lakewood to catch bad guys... I'll keep y'all posted! All night long!
(11:14 PM) Finally some action!!! It's been slow down here in Lakewood... But now some chick beat up her mom and was running down a busy street with a stroller in one hand And a bag of 40oz malt liquor bottles. What's wrong with this world??? Parent licenses are a must!
(11:42 PM) This piece of s**t not only abused her mother and toddler daughter... she had the audacity to say "that's why 4 officers got shot! They deserved it!." Have a fun time in jail for felony assault!
(1:12 AM) High speed chase baby!!! Ended with a stater in a ditch and another idiot with a kid in the car! Got out and ran... Threw his kid over a fence! What's wrong with these people?!!
(1:15 AM) Here's the genius! Rot in jail! He endangered MANY lives! Cops, pedestrians, construction workers, but most importantly HIS KID! Pathetic!
(2:27 AM) Happy to go to jail! Happy to talk like a tough guy! ...oh and another genius using the Lakewood tragedy to try and hurt the cops! Who's hurting now?? .... Idiot!
I had an action packed weekend as wellâ¦On Saturday night, my lady & I watched The Pregnancy Pact on the Lifetime Channel.Â This film was an exercise in horrible acting, and complete stupidity. The actors & writers involved in this film should be shotâ¦waitâ¦I was watching Lifetime on a Saturday nightâ¦I should be shot!Â Here is my problem; I will watch any movie that says âBased On A True Story.âÂ We were flipping channels and my lady said âOoh, I wanted to see this movie.âÂ I replied with âUh, greatâ & figured I would use this time to take a napâ¦but instead I got pissed by the story... and stood awake (the irony was that my lady fell asleep during the film).Â This movie was based on that story of those High School girls in Massachusetts, who back in 2008 made a âpregnancy pactâ & a bunch of them got pregnant.Â
On Friday I did play some hockeyâ¦I play goalie, and I play with guys that are way better than me, but I think in order to be better at anything in life, you have to âplayâ with people that are better than you.Â Some of the guys I play with are former proâs, former minor leaguers, and a lot of guys that have played all their lifeâ¦one of the guys wound up & took a slap shot on me, and mind you I have pads on, but this shot hit me so hard I thought my arm was going to fall off and land in the goal.Â The next day I got outta the shower, and noticed it left a mark.
My bud, comedian Craig Gass posted a funny picture on Facebook with this caption:
Ok, really quick.... Gary Coleman's arrest photo. Which Star Wars character is he related to?
Hmmmmâ¦âYoda, he is.â
Thanks to Q13's Bill Wixey for joining us this morning...Bill & I play hockey together, and while hanging in the locker room, one of the guys we play with said "Hey, did you hear that Wix just flew to Haiti?"Â Apparently he flew to Haiti on a C-17 Cargo Plane Friday morning, and returned Saturday...geez that's a whirlwind trip...7 hour flight, then 2 hours in Haiti, and another 7 hour flight home.Â While there, they picked up about 80 evacuees...some powerful stuff!!!Â To Check out Bill's report on his trip to Haiti, clickÂ here:
This morning we talked about a story good Morning America did…before we got to the story, we were trying to figure out who the hosts are on GMA…I guess there is some girl name JuJu on the show, and a lady named Robin Roberts. When we went to Robin’s bio page, I mentioned how she looks like Scotty Pippen (formerly of the Chicago Bulls)…and BJ & I goofed about that…then Double R mentioned: “Didn’t she have cancer?” Thanks for bringing the room down Dub…boy did I feel like an ass!
So we read this story that came from GMA…The next time you go clothes shopping, we want you to think about this . . .
Recently, "Good Morning America" bought new clothes from three popular but unnamed clothing store chains in New York City, ranging from the low-end of the price range to the high-end. Then they asked a microbiologist from New York University named Dr. Phillip Tierno to test for germs and other microscopic nastiness on the clothes. So he did. And of the 14 pieces of clothes he tested, several of them contained traces of gross stuff like:
--Feces and . . .
According to Dr. Tierno, organisms can survive for weeks or even months on clothing. And even though the clothes are technically "new," other people might have returned them or tried them on. Even so, your chances of getting sick from trying on clothes are still pretty low. (ABC News)
And based on this discussion…ladies & gentleman, here is the most disgusting email of the day:
Dude I used to work at (a clothing store) years ago…and you would be surprised how many people s*** (feces) in the dressing rooms at the store I worked at it happened all the time. so just imagine the clothes they would wear.
Big thanks to Dave Attell for joining us this morning…Dave is at the Moore Theater on Saturday. Dave told us last weekend he was in Vegas hosting the AVN Porn Awards show. Apparently some of his jokes during the monologue were too racy in content during the AVN’s…in fact some people groaned during some jokes…to which Dave replied to the audience of porn stars: “Groaning me? You guys are covered in sauce!”
Today’s video blog gives ya glimpse into the world of BJ’s drawers.