Shaun sent me this on Facebook, and I wanted to share it as it’s a really cool thing that this restaurant is doing:
Juanito's on Kitsap Way in Bremerton is donating all of their sales and tips to Amina today. She is the little girl that was shot last week. The food is excellent authentic Mexican and the cause is even better. Hoping you could spread the word on the radio. You rock. Thanks Steve
Last night was WWE Smackdown…what an awesome night!!!! I won’t share the results, as the show won’t air on TV until Friday night…be on the lookout for me & my bald head!!! Here are some pix I took:
Yesterday was awesome…hell…it started off great! Any day where I get to meet my favorite wrassler Daniel Bryan, and hold the championship belt is a good day!!!! Be sure to check tomorrow’s blog for the video of our interview with The American Dragon.
According to a study by a company that makes liquid repellant coating, more than half of all cell phone users want their phones to be waterproof.
--One in three people have gotten their phone wet at some point. Two thirds of us take our phones out in the rain, and 8% of us take it into the shower. And 3% of us use our phones in the sauna.
--After water, coffee is the most common liquid we ruin our phones with: 13% of people have spilled coffee on their phone, and men are more likely than women to do it.
-- 12% of Americans have spilled alcohol on their cell phone, which is more than any other country on Earth.
Based on a story of how people ruin their cell phone…what is the craziest way you or someone you know has lost or damaged their phone? Here are some of the texts:
Okay so im a baker and I drop my phone in 300 pounds of devils food cake batter
My husband was on a boat on Gulf of Mexico and BB was in pocket, secure he thought. Next he knew BB at bottom of Gulf. Lol!
I install septic systems and my coworker drops his phone in the septic tank atleast 1 time every 6 months.
I was talking on the phone On the golden gate bridge in san francisco What a gust of wind blew the phone out of my hands..... Into san francisco bay it went
My friend while deployed had his phone ran over by a tank by accident true story phone was obliterated
At The Uproar concert in October my friend wanted to give her number to the lead singer of Avenged sevenfold so she typed it into the phone and threw the phone at the stage. It was then she realized she can't throw for s*** as it smashed into the front of the stage scaring the s*** out of a security guard
I lost my cell phone at a swingers club in Vegas. At the end of the night someone had turned it in and let's just say there were some videos on it that
My bulldog ate my phone
"Comic Heroes Magazine" just released the results of a survey on the 10 best comic book superheroes, and Batman finished first, Spider-Man was second, and Superman only came in THIRD.
They figure it's because both Batman and Spiderman have had HUGE movies in the past decade, and Superman hasn't. Iron Man and the Hulk didn't even make the list. Here's the top ten.
1. Batman
2. Spider-Man
3. Superman
4. Wolverine from the X-Men
5. Judge Dredd
6. Tintin
7. Captain America
8. Wonder Woman
9. The Spirit
10. The Thing from the Fantastic Four
Based on this…whether it be from comic books, films, or anything else…who do you think is the best superhero of all time? Here are the texts we got:
Crimson Bolt and Boltie. Well Crimson at least. Boltie wasn't bullet proof.
CAPTAIN AMERICA. A symbol that fuels the blood of any true patriot. Or THE PUNISHER, he can get certain tasks done that CAP might not be able to do
Matt in Lakewood The Punisher is the absolute best super hero. They need to make a Punisher-iron man movie
Hunter s thompson. Anyone who can do that many drugs must be super human.
Mighty mouse
Ghostrider .... A guy being that badass with the powers of hell and riding a badass motorcycle ... Nu'f said. -SGT Ghostrider
Wolverine. He can't die and has bitchin burns. And the dude from Real Steel plays the part well.
Trojan man is my favorite super hero.
It has to be Green Lantern. The ring itself can do nearly anything. I mean the ring could theoretically give you a green lightsaber. Sam in Tacoma
I think spawn is the best superhero of all time I think there is something unique about using his evil powers for good
blunt man and chronic
Orgasmo!!!!!!!!!
Phoenix Jones!
How about under dog ..not only a super hero but a drug addict (the ring with the pill E)
Probably won't make the list but Darkman was a badass. -Ryan in Lacey
Zac from saved by the bell. Dude can stop time for narritive.
Today's Video Blog is an Intern Challenge! Our intern Peter has 60 seconds to find random person to tell him a joke...will he do it?
According to a new survey, the average person spends 44 minutes a week thinking about their regrets. That's a little over six minutes a day…or over 38 hours a year. Here are the top 10 regrets . . .
1. Not having saved more money.
2. Not having worked harder at school.
3. Not having exercised more.
4. Not doing enough traveling or seeing the world.
5. Taking up smoking.
6. Not keeping in touch with people.
7. Not taking better care of your body when you were younger.
8. Not appreciating someone before they died.
9. Not taking more photographs growing up.
10. Getting married too early.
I’m shocked that these didn’t make the cut:
Not buying stock in Microsoft
Passing up on that Threesome
Not wearing that one time in Mexico
Overall, the average person fixates on two of those regrets…not the ones I listed, but the actually 10 above them. 83% take the blame for their own regrets…17% blame someone else. And two-thirds of people say they've learned from their mistakes.
The average person spends 44 minutes a week thinking about their regrets…what about you? What’s your biggest regret? Here are some of the texts we received:
This last reenlistment for the army by eddie
not being there for my best friend when her dad died
My biggest regret is starting to smoke cigarettes in high school
Co-signing on an auto loan with an Ex. Still paying for it 7 years later.
My biggest regret is marrying my wife. She hates me. I never should've proposed but I was naive and thought she'd change.
Monson- Not starting the donkeys right as I came out of the womb. I feel like my life actually began in our inaugural game.
Buying a house
I regret that first jar of peanut butter signed lucy
The reverend is going to regret tonight hot tub tuesday with ted
Today's Video Blog features a gift that BJ got from his wife!
What a weekend! Man, am I tired. Friday night thanks to everyone that came out to the Rock For ALS benefit show at Studio 7 where the KISW house band, The New Originals made loud noises. It was a great night and the highlight for me…the smoke machine! Nothing more bad ass then to be rocking behind the kit during “Fire Woman”, and the smoke starts rising! Here is a taste of the New Originals playing “Living After Midnight”:
Thanks to Jeremy on Facebook for sending this picture to me…this must’ve been shot while Ryan Castle and I were rocking out to “War Pigs”:
Speaking of the New originals...our guitarist Kyyle is in an awesome local band called Superfekta, and they just made a video for their song "one Night Stand". it's a fun watch...check it out:
The next day I headed to Kent for the 14th Annual Hockey Challenge All Star game. The game happened after the T-Birds beat the Silvertips 3-0, and I was lucky enough to play between the pipes. A lot of the guys on our team (team white) were Microsoft guys, and they were a blast to play with. Sadly we only had one ringer…Doug Kirton, who played pro over in Europe …the other All Stars for our team did not show up…one former T-Bird broke his foot the night before, and another had a family emergency. Although we did have Dennis Bounds as our coach, and former NHL’er Turner Stevenson as his assistant. Meanwhile, team Red had Jamie Huscroft, Lloyd Shaw, Ryan Gibbons, and Mark Lofthouse (as well as Bill Wixey from Q13). The game was a blast…I played the sec ond half of the game…when I came in it was 2-2, and our team scored 2 quick goals to make it 4-2(when you watch the video blog, Toppy says that I came in with a 4-2 lead, but Toppy was drunk…I came in when it was 2-2 haha). Team Red came back to make it 4-3 going into the 3rd period, and that’s when the former pro’s turned it on. Huscroft shot a bullet past me…I caught it barely with my shoulder, but it wasn’t enough to stop it fully. Lloyd Shaw set Huscroft up with another…Lofthouse scored on a break a way…and so on and so on. The game ended 8-4, and the bad guys were victorious. But in actuality the real winners were everyone there…for helping raise money and awareness for the Ronald McDonald house. Sure I got lit up, but it was an honor to be scored on by guys that were some of the best in the sport…you have to be damn good to be able to have made a career in the NHL or AHL (minor league) for that matter. Thanks to Rick for sending me these pictures for the Hockey Challenge! What an awesome time:
The true highlight happened to me before our game…while in a suite watching the T-Birds game, I was in there with Turner Stevenson. Turner is one of my all time favorite players, as he was once a New Jersey Devils. Turner was on the Devils team that won a cup back in 2003, and I noticed that he was wearing his championship ring. I went up to him and told him that I hated to be “that guy”, but as a lifelong Devils fan…I would love to see the ring. He didn’t think it was odd at all, and said…”See it…hell try it on” – he pulled it off & tossed it my way…like it was a 2 dollar ring. I tried it on, and then snapped a photo. Apologies that the pic is blurry…my han d was shaking…not only is this a championship ring for favorite team, but it’s also worth well over a hundred grand!
Speaking of hockey…we got this text:
I saw Goon! Thanks for getting me hip to it. That s*** was awesome!
Yes…this is a funny movie about hockey! It’s On Demand right now…check it out.
Hundreds gathered in for the new John T. Williams Memorial Totem Pole yesterday morning. Williams was the woodcarver shot by a Seattle Police officer two years ago when the officer saw him walking down the sidewalk right outside our building with a knife. The Williams family says the pole was carved as a symbol of calm and healing. Online…many people were outraged that there was a memorial being made for Williams…here are a few of the comments:
The poles should not be put up publicly honoring a street drunk and his family that didn't give a rip about him when he was alive.
Great…let’s celebrate a guy that has over 100 criminal convictions
Once again, Seattle is an embarrassment…a memorial for a drunk? He shouldn’t have been killed, but does that eliminate all the crimes he committed and warrant a memorial?
Many argue that John T. Williams is not a guy we should have a memorial for…based on this…living or dead, whether it be a public figure or not, who do you think should be honored? Here are some of the texts we received:
Built a memorial peace for Steve, so everyone knows who not to be like
Ichiro, king Felix, and moose. Gave mariners fan something to cheer for when they sucked
We should erect a pole for Vickie
My high school basketball coach without him I would of been lost long long ago
Our local Seattle Super hero, the Phoenix! That guy's done a lot for our city and has been shot several times and still persists on stopping criminals
They should honor The Tuba Man.! Awesome dude! -Chad(Zyron)
Big Lo needs a statue for always being a true diehard sports fan. Tubaman for the same as well. Cajun
Rick the peanut man!
Curt Cobain / Jimmy Hendrix
Ofc. Tim Brenton...RIP
Stp for dealing with BJ crap.
If John T. Williams can't have a memorial for being a drunk, then Topshelf shouldn't have one either.
There's definitely needs to be a giant Charlie Sheen statue somewhere. Maybe next to lady liberty haha
Today's Video Blog is all about the 2012 Hockey Challenge put on by the Seattle Thunderbirds, which raises money and awareness for the Ronald McDonald House.
This morning BJ shared an awesome story about someone stealing food in the workplace…only this one stands out because the crime was happening at a police station! The police department in Deer Park, Texas was having trouble with someone stealing lunches at work, so officers set up a STING with surveillance cameras. They caught an officer stealing lunches four times, and he's been suspended. He's also facing theft charges…and if he's convicted, it would keep him from returning to the force. That is too funny…this police officer could lose his job over stealing lunch! What the hell was he thinking? He is stealing from other officers and didn’t think one of the guys would say, “Hey…we are trained at doing stings…lets set one up in the kitchen!”
Apparently our buddy Bob down the dial was talking about this story as well, as we received this text:
Jodi from Kjr just accused you guys of stealing her food outa the fridge during the "THE END" days.
My response:
she speaks the truth ha she brought in good food!
Speaking of texts…here is the random and funniest text of the day…it is from a Rock Girl hopeful…
So i came and met (the promotions department) and Ryan castle last night for rock girls, leave it to me to go home and have a dirty dream about Ryan castle lmao. Fml
On Tuesday, police arrested a 31-year-old in Oregon who'd been getting revenge on his ex-girlfriend by posting stuff in the Craigslist CASUAL ENCOUNTERS section. Back in November, 31-year-old Andre Jermaine Flom of Portland, Oregon got dumped by his girlfriend, 29-year-old Catlin Moser. And Andre decided to use Craigslist to get revenge. So he posted about THREE DOZEN messages on Craigslist…mostly in the Casual Encounters section…and gave Catlin's name and address. The posts said things like, "I'm very real, looking for a sexy guy to come give me what I need, hit me up! I'm super horny." Another ad said, "Lookin' for a guy, or guys, to take turns givin' it to me good!" After one of them, about 15 random strange dudes showed up to Catlin's house, and that's when she called the cops. They traced the posts to Andre, and arrested him on Tuesday. These two clearly had an unusual relationship before all this happened, though. There's a YouTube video from last year where Andre filmed Catlin shocking herself with a Taser. Check it out:
Ok…so this guy went a little too far in trying to get revenge…what about you? How have you gotten revenge, or how did your ex get revenge on you? Here are the texts:
I found out that my gf at the time was cheating on me so I slept with her bestfriend
My buddy put nair in his chicks shampoo bottle afta she cheated on him f***** up holla
I got back at my Ex by having a great life. She now lives with her boyfriend in his parents basement!
When I found out he was cheating on me, I changed the locks and sold all his S***
I took a naked picture my ex sent me and made a facebook profile with just her body as the profile picture. Blurred the head and added her and her friends
My ex decided to have an affair with my best friend at the time. So I left her and ended up marrying her best friend
My ex cheated on me, so I put nair in his hair gel, bleach in his face wash n fish juice in the air vents of his car.
My sister photo shopped her ex's face into a bunch of gay porn photos and wallpapered his bedroom with them.
My wife cheated on me so i banged her sister classic now divorced
Thanks for the ideas,my ex cheated on me and cost me 700 bucks yesterday and Im gonna get back at her!
Today's Video Blog features our bud Barret, and he brought us some "breakfast"!
A new survey found that 26% of smartphone owners say they have a photo or video of themselves naked on their phone right now. Yup…is it yopu? Be honest…do you have a nudie pic? We tried to figure out who from the show would have a naked pic…all signs pointed towards Topshelf, I didn’t think he did…and I was right! In fact none of us have naked pix…the closest is Vicky, who is naked in a pic, but nothing is showing. BJ said that he used to have a naked pic of himself on his phone, but would not get into details. No matter how much I pried, BJ would not give details! Then BJ claimed I have naked pix of my woman on my phone…yup…not my wife…but our pup Lulu. He called this a “Glamour shot” – apparently BJ is not hip to Instagram:
We got talking about the Oscars…which are happening this Sunday I guess. I have ZERO interest in watching them…the majority of the movies I watched are not nominated, nor will they ever be the type that would be nominated! For instance here are the nominees for Best Picture:
"The Artist" -- I don’t know this one. BJ says he saw it, and liked it. He says is a historical film, and it’s a silent movie. OK, 2 strikes against that one…what the hell…silent movie? Unless it stars Mr. Bean, EFF that!
"The Descendants" -- No idea. Never heard of it.
"Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close" -- I put my foot in my mouth about this one. I said based on the title alone, it sounds like an adult movie. A texter hipped us that this is the Tom Hanks movie about 9/11.
"The Help" -- Zero interest…why do I want to watch a film about a bunch of maids…unless it’s an adult film.
"Hugo" -- Unless this is about the fat guy from LOST, once again…no interest.
"Midnight in Paris" -- Sounds like a snooze fest.
"Moneyball" -- I saw this one…I loved it too!!!!
"The Tree of Life" – This sounds more boring than Midnight in Paris.
"War Horse" -- I heard about this one, sounds like one of those movies that is trying too hord to be moving and powerful. We have already seen a “moving” movie about a horse…it’s called ZOO, and it’s local!
According to a new survey, 54% of parents say that as their child began to grow up, they realized they didn't pick the right name. Here are some of the reasons they gave . . .
--26% say they regret picking a name that was too popular.
--22% say they had a better name ready to go but their partner vetoed it.
--14% say the name doesn't properly fit their child's personality.
--11% say that they liked the name, but other people clearly don't, and that's made them second-guess themselves.
--And 4% say they flat-out wish they'd picked a different name because the one they picked is NOT working.
The survey also found that a lot of parents second guess THEIR parents' naming decisions too . . . 21% of people surveyed say they'd like to change their OWN name because it doesn't quite fit them.
So less than half of parents think they picked the perfect name for their child…what about you? Do you hate the name your parents gave you? Or are you a parent & hate the name you gave your kid? Here are the texts:
My best friend just named her 4 month old son Emmett after a twilight character.
My mother named me christopher robin ~~~ im a 45 y o male. Hated that name growing up. now it gets me laid though so i guess it worked out.
My name is Carlton Tyrone Nelson. I'm a 6 ft white norwegian who no, cannot do the dance. WTF mom.
My friend named their son raidon after the mortal kombat character. How dumb
So I work with this guy who, no joke change his full name to Barkme laughing wolf.
I am a girl and my birth name was Daniel Inez it long since been changed however my sister kept her birth name of George
I know a guy grew his hair and changed his last name to standing wolf.... and no not native American
A coworker of my has two nieces, one is named "my love" and the other is named "sweet love"
An old neighbor named their son Holden...and their last name was Maweiney. Talk about f'd up!!
My real name is Benji and i'm a girl. Born in the 7o's. People used to bark at me. Just awful.
My cousin named her daughter Analeese. Whenever I read it I read "anal ease".
My brother named his kid after a baseball bat. Easton
Yesterday my wife and I had an impromptu date day…she was in Seattle to do stuff so we met up and went to the Experience Music Project to finally check out the Nirvana Exhibit…man was this awesome. If you are a fan of Nirvana, you HAVE to go to this…they have some awesome Nirvana memorabilia…handwritten lyrics, demo tapes, pictures, and bunch of their instruments…this one stood out:
It’s a smashed Kurt Cobain guitar, and if you look to the top right…there is a KISW “Rock” sticker that was edited to say “Puke” instead of “Rock.”
One of the highlights was seeing the actual “Smells Like Teen Spirit” sweater that Kurt wore for the video:
The highlight for me though, was this:
Yup…it’s Dave Grohl’s drumset from the Nevermind tour! I wanted nothing more than to jump behind this kit and jam out on it...feel the history as I pound the skins. I figured I would have been kicked out if I tried that!
So all I wanted to do was get behind Dave Grohl’s drum set and play it…what about you? What is something iconic that you don’t need to own…but you just want to use at least once? Here are the texts:
Roger Decosters Championship 1970's Suzuki race bike
I'd realy love to go diving on a few of the ships were sunk at Pearl Harbor. From mycal in tuckwila
Slash's guitar from appetite days. Love the sound of a Les Paul. And Slash is in my top 3 all time guitar Gods. Jason
I want to walk through the door of Jerry seinfelds apartment just once!!
i would like to eat a bowl of cereal out of lord stanleys cup! and get to touch it where the seattle team is located! seattle hockey john!
steve, you'll appreciate this. I want to touch the stanley cup.
Me and a friend with darth vader's lightsaber and luke skywalker's lightsaber
I would love to wear darth vader's helmet, or drive "Kit" from knight rider.
I always wanted to perform the puppetry for Tom Servo for an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. -the DV
I would like to have a conversation with kermit the frog. Behth from Bellingham
The mic Dave Neihauss used. Id love to repeat any of his catchphrases just once.
Zack wyldes les paul or jasons mask
Id like to use Hugh Hefners body one time during a New Years Eve bash at the playboy mansion
Kasey Keller's goalie gloves. huge fan of his for about 15 years. Played goalie because of him. Had a tryout with the sounders but was cancelled due to weather
I would love to drive Steve McQueens Mustang from the movie "Bullet"
Wattup guys??? I would LOVE to ride that bike from Batman The Dark Night. That motorcycle is bad ass!
While at EMP, we also checked out the Avatar exhibit…this was really cool…
In the Avatar exhibit, they had this cool thing where you get to see what it’s like to be in the movie…and they film it and post it on You Tube…here I am trying to be a Navi!
Today's Video Blog starts with a simple gift from some in studio guests...and it turns into a full fledged obsession with BACON!
BJ started the show off telling us about a story about comedian David Cross. Apparently back in 2009 David snorted coke in the same room as President Obama. Talk about a campaign rally! Let’s get coked out of our skulls and raise money!!! Ok, the President had no clue, but according to David, he was at a correspondent’s dinner: "It was a tiny granule of coke that I put on my wrist and said, 'Watch this. I need a witness.' And then I ducked under the table and did it. It wasn't like I got high. The jolt was similar to licking an empty espresso cup." So why did he do it? He says, "It was just about being able to say that I did it, that I did cocaine in the same room as the president. I'm not proud of it, nor am I ashamed of it." I call B.S. on that last line where he says that he is not proud of it…C’mon Dave…yes you are proud of it…you wouldn’t have said anything if you weren’t proud of it. You are bragging about it after all…why else did you need a witness?
Every Tuesday, we do a podcast called the STP-CAST…it’s a fun listen if you have the time…check it out here: www2.kisw.com/listen/category/STP+Podcast – we talk about wrestling, hockey, food, porn, relationships, and the dumb things I do on a daily basis. This week we shot a video of Mono-Nick attempting to clear his sinus with a new remedy we came up with:
This is the oddest story of the day! A British study found that one in three adults still sleep with a teddy bear. Toppy admitted that his fiancé does that, and they have a Teddy Bear with a Steelers jersey…shocking, I know. The reason why people do this is because it's comforting and relieves stress from work. That isn’t the disturbing part…hell I have a CM Punk teddy bear…it’s not for me, It’s Lucy’s…it’s her favorite wrestler!
The disturbing part is that one in four men brings their teddy bear with them when they travel for business, because it reminds them of home. Seriously? C’mon guys…a teddy bear? You pack a teddy bear!!!! OK…one rule to this that makes it ok…if your kid asks you to carry it. You can’t deny your kid. More than half of all adults still have a teddy bear from when they were a child . . . and the average age of a teddy bear is 27 years old. 15% of men and 10% of women call their bear their "best friend" and tell them their deepest secrets. Travelodge returned 75,000 bears to guests that left them behind in their hotel rooms last year. Wow…it’s like a Teddy Bear brothel over there!
So one in four men takes a teddy bear with them when they travel…based on this…finish this sentence… “I should have my ‘Man Card’ revoked because of ________.” Ladies…what does your guy do that would cause him to lose his “Man Card”? Here are the texts we got:
People think I should have my man card revoked because I straighten my hair. I don't feel obligated to look like a blond Carrot Top everyday, and everybody asks me for my man card because of it. They're just jealous of my luscious locks.
Question, are these dudes cuddling with these bears or is it because their 5yr old daughter says "daddy take my teddy with you" I'm on a submarine in the navy and we have a lot of people who bring stuffed things on our deployments that their kids and wives send with them. We don't cuddle with them though.
I told my man he should have his man card revoked for never putting the seat up. All guys put the seat up but him no never. What do you think
His blanket that he sleeps with its like a baby blanket and he is 30 years old rocky in elma
Because I actually ENJOY the twilight movies and have read the books. -remy in Kingston
I read an article yesterday about men carrying a pair of their ladies panties in their pocket as a security blanket.. Much better than a teddy bear!!
I should have My man card revoked cuz i paint My wifes toes...Nick in Lakewood
I collect Alice in wonderland stuff and have a limited edition Alice barbie still in the box.
Pull my man card BJ.. I still play with G.I. Joe action figures and Legos. I'm 28 and still got the explosion sound down.
I should have my man card revoked cause I want to watch my wife with another man
I'm a fat guy, and need support for my boys so I don't smash them between my legs. They don't make bikini underware my size. So I wear womens undies! Jasn
I'm a soldier posted on ft Lewis. And nothing is better than a pedicure after a long stint training or in the field.
And now…a random video of Lulu and Lucy battling…turn the speakers up on this one…Lucy is making some strange sounds!!!
25-year-old Maria Knight of Suffolk, England is a stay-at-home mom, and while she's at home with her 20-month-old son, she also keeps busy with her hobby: Entering Contests. Maria enters every contest she comes across on TV, the radio, the Internet, the store, wherever…she enters more than 100 contests every day. In three years of entering every contest she can find, she's won $15,800 in cash and prizes! Maria has won kitchen utensils, a TV, a camera, a vacuum, gift cards, DVDs of movies like "Home Alone" and "Kung Fu Panda"…and her biggest win, a trip to the "Rum Diary" premiere last November to meet Johnny Depp! Maria says her husband is a fan of her contest obsession, "There's three of us living off just his one [salary] . . . so the prizes I win let us do things we otherwise couldn't afford."
So in the last 3 years this woman has won $15,000 in prizes…what about you? Have you ever won a contest…what was it for? Here are some of the texts we got:
when the xbox just came out. taco bell was doing a contest that for every city 1 x box to be given away I won for my city. my boyfriend at the time demanded I give him the x box because he bought my dinner but I told him to shove it because I had filled out all the paperwork. Beth from Bellingham
Best win, backstage to styx, frampton at gorge plus styx autographed gibson guitar.
In the past year and a half I have won about $1000 worth of concert tickets from you guys in fact I went to the gigantor tour last nigh thanks to you guys it was bad ass thanks guys keep on rocking.
On twitter I have won mariners jersey, seahawks jersey, mls t shirt gift card to the team store 12th man flag to name a few things I have won
I won $200,000 on a scratch ticket the day of my 18th birthday. I didn't tell anyone and I still have that money sitting in my bank account, earning some decent interest. At 18 years of age, I have more savings than my parents.
I Won a night with my friend's girlfriend in a poker game;p
A couple years ago my parents won1.1 million from the lottery here in Washington. They decided to take the money in one lump sum, so that ment only $550,000. After taxes they only ended up with$380,000. So they bought a 320 acre ranch in Montana and a 60 acre ranch in Washington. Now i have excellent private hunting spots to share with my kids until we die.
Today's Video Blog features us checking out the finalists for the Rock Girl competition! You too can vote by going to www.kisw.com. You have until March 2nd to vote.
Chris Brown & Rhianna are apparently doing a duet together. Yes…the same Chris Brown that beat her up a couple of years ago. What is she thinking? Word on the street is that they are covering the Pat Benatar classic :Hit Me With Your Best Shot.” Waka Waka. Ok, that’s a joke…but this isn’t…the first line of the song is this:
“Girl I wanna f*** you right now. Been A Long Time, I’ve been missing your body.”
How offensive is that? It doesn’t even rhyme. I’m guessing the song wont be used for any Disney films in the near future.
A study by Harvard Business School and the London School of Economics found that CEOs work about 55 hours a week. Researchers had the personal assistants of CEOs keep a log of everything their bosses did for more than 15 minutes. Here's how the average CEO spent their week:
--18 hours spent in meetings: CEOs with more people reporting to them spent even more time than that.
--Six hours working alone.
--Five hours at business meals.
--Four hours on the phone: That was split equally between regular business calls and conference calls.
--Two hours at public events.
--The rest of their time . . . about 20 hours . . . included travel time, exercise, or personal activities like lunch with a spouse.
The Average CEO works 55 hours a week…what about you? What do you do…and how many hours a week do you work? Here are the texts we got:
I drive a cab & i work about 70bhrs a week
I work 60 hours a week for eleven dollars an hour with no breaks and I have to eat my lunch on the fly. I'm a heavy equipment operator....
60 hours a week Working building houses for those ceos and get paid min wage
I am a fuel cell inspecter at Boeing and I work about 60 hours a week. Only having about 10 hours of actual work a week I spend most of my day surfing the web and riding a bike inside the factory.
Chad from bremerton.. Im a heavy equipment mechanic. In our peak season I work 95-100 hours a week! Yes a week! 6am to 11pm most days.
Im 18 and i work about 50 hours a week. – hailey
I spend about 10 hours of my 40 hour work week in meetings... And 3 hours a week exercising.
I'm in construction and work 40hrs a week then pick up side jobs for the weekends working 7 days a week and I go to edmonds community college 1 day a week at night
Dental Assistant... Clock 40-43 a week. Actually work 30-35. :-)
Attorney, work 80-90 hours per week, earn much less than most people think
I'm in the army and I am a 24/7 Soldier. Every 5 days I pull a 24 hr shift, followed by 2 days off, and then two regular work days 6:30 - 4:30.
I work in a diesel shop, and i put somewhere from 50-80 hours a week. Im 17 and also have school to balance. No more social life! :P
I'm a garbage guy. 50+ hours weekly. We're aloud half hour lunch but I never take them and if I don't move around enough, I eventually pass out.
Van Halen has released a video of David Lee Roth explaining the infamous "no brown M&M's" line in their touring contract. Here's Dave explaining it.
This is a pretty interesting explanation…I always thought they were just being drugged out douches for having that in a rider, but doing it to make sure the promoter is paying attention to detail is a pretty brilliant move. We got some texts based on us talking about this:
Some Quality departments put random non work related requests in their job postings to see if people read it and include that in their resume. Attn to detail
Dictionaries have a similar trick. They put one fake word in the book. If it shows up in someone else's book, it was ripped off.
There was a company that in their terms of service it said call this number and get a free pizza if you read this.
We got this email and it led to a fun topic…
BJ –
Over the weekend I was watching a segment on Gary Carter, it talked about his career and his unfortunate death last week. While watching it, I was pretty emotional, and my wife thought I was crazy that I was so broken up over his death. I explained to her that watching all of that footage of him back in his playing days took be back to being in my early teens. I’m 38 years old, and I remember idolizing Gary Carter as a teen. I played catcher because of him, hell I even begged my mom to get me a perm so I could look like him. Thankfully she said no that – lol. To this day I still wear #8 for my softball team. The “Kid” was my guy…my hero! What about you guys? When you were a teen, who was your guy? Who did you idolize?
Gary
P.S. Yes, my name is Gary. Just like Steve – I became a fan of athletes if they had the same name as me. Gary Payton is my favorite Sonic for that reason too.
First off…atta boy Gary…That’s why I love Steve Garvey & Steve Largent!!!!
Based on an email we received about Gary Carter…growing up, who was your “guy”? Who was the guy or girl you idolized? Here are the texts:
I completely understand. I felt the same when dale earnheart died
Bj- without question mine was Dale Earnhardt
Dale Earnhardt sr. That was also the day I saw my dad cry. BRYAN from Belfair.
Jerry Rice. Best Ever
Kurt cobain. Listening to his music hits me in the soul. Also yesterday was his birthday. Liink in Poulsbo
Eddie Guerrero, it was the first and only time I got sad and actually cried a bit when i heard he passed away
Shawn kemp back in the day and ken Griffey jr.
I would say hulk hogan as a kid was the best idol. Say your prayers. Eat your vitamins. You can slam andre the giant at madison square garden. Not so much
Neil Peart. Best Drummer EVER.
I idolized Michael Jordan and wanted to play basketball because of him. I never did play the sport, but I still love him. I even started choosing favorite athletes based off their number being close to '23' like Barry Bonds, Mike Cameron, and even Jeff Gordon.
Steve will appreciate this one. Bret the hitman Hart.
Stone Cold Steve Austin! Always wanted to be able to rebel against my boss the way he did! Just such a great influence and mentor for struggling middle class in my mind. Who else could drink beer and give their boss the bird! From Harley in Olympia
Chipper Jones for the Atlanta braves... Has been a brave his whole career and I love the way he still plays the game... Love Chadd
My mom loved Gary Carter and was pretty torn up when he died. Same thing happened when Dale Earnhardt died in 2001.
BO JACKSON was my idol growing up. Baseball and football powerhouse. So sad when he broke his hip vs Cincinnati. –Tim
I idolized freddy mercury. I wanted to sing just like him. No one had better pipes.
I'm 42 and I idolized David Lee Roth. When i was a kid I wished I had his moves, his lifestyle, his leather pants, and his chest hair.
I was crushed when i heard dime bag died. I Was a budding rocker and seasoned music lover even wanted to play guitar like him RIP Darell Derrick in everett
Today's Video Blog is part 2 of our chat with Pauly Shore!
Yesterday the mayor held a press conference that there is a proposal to build a new sports arena in the SoDo area…which means that Seattle is one step closer to getting the Sonics back, and more importantly to me, an NHL franchise!!! This will be a dream come true…I swear if a team comes here, I will get a 10 game package or something like that! Hell…I have been paying attention to the Phoenix Coyotes quite a bit recently, as they are the team we would most likely get as they are one foot out the door that is Arizona!
Now if we do get an NHL team…what will we name them. Some people are thinking go old school with the Seatlle Metropolitans (1917 Stanley Cup champs), I don’t love that name…what will they be called for short? The Mets or the Metro’s? Not feeling it. I would love it if they go with the Seattle Totems, which would still be a way to acknowledge the past. Some texts came in with some suggestions:
How about the seattle donkeys?
NHL team name Seattle Sliders.
The Seattle gooey ducks would be awesome!!!
Seattle tree huggers
How about the Seattle Seagulls. They're everywhere.
Seattle slappers
Seattle evergreens...nhl team
Hey BJ how about the Seattle startbucks!?
Seattle Steelheads
The sockeys!
Breakers
BJ was talking about a story this morning that was interesting…Facebook's internal content guideline was leaked yesterday…that's what they use to figure out which posts aren't appropriate and should be deleted. Here are 10 highlights of what they will and won't censor.
1. Foreplay like kissing and groping will not be censored. So go ahead and grope your girl, snap a photo, and put it as your profile pic! Actual sexual activity WILL be censored, obviously.
2. Photos that show a side-by-side comparison between a person and an animal WILL be censored. I know, I know…insert Steve/Lucy joke here.
3. Photoshopped images might be censored. If the Photoshopping portrays the person in a negative light, the photo will be removed. But if the Photoshopping portrays the person in a positive or neutral way, the photo can stay. Sweet my photo shopped pic of BJ doing yoga is ok!!
4. Images of drunk or unconscious people with stuff drawn on their face WILL be censored. C’mon Facebook…where else can we post pix of our passed out buddy with a penis drawn on their forehead?
5. Graphic photos of dead animals will be censored. Unless the photos are in the context of food prep or, "hunting as it occurs in nature," like a lion eating a zebra or something. Who has pictures of that?
6. Works of art showing nudity will not be censored. But cartoon nudity will be removed. So no pix of Mickey laying it down on Minnie!
7. Adult love toys might be censored. If they're in the context of sexual activity, they're gone. If you're just, like, holding a vibrating toy, you're clear. I wonder if you are using the toy as a drink stirrer…will that be ok Zuckerberg?
8. Bodily fluids will not be censored. Vomit, snot, earwax, and anything in the toilet are all probably clear. But not if you post a photo of someone in the act of actually releasing bodily fluids…so Rev…no pix of what you had for lunch yesterday!
9. Photos of poaching endangered animals will be censored, and will be reported. Egg poaching is still fine…I think.
10. And finally, photos of, "blatant depiction of camel toes and moose knuckles" will be censored….what? That means no more Lauren Jackson of the Seattle Storm photos!
Mike Tyson admitted that his dumbest purchase was 3000 pigeons…what about you…what is the dumbest purchase you have ever made? Here are the texts we got:
A hooker off of casino road. I now have the clap!
$15,000 on an engagement ring...engagement lasted 6 months
I once bought into a scooby doo book club thing and got suckered into a subscription and had to pay 13$ a week
I was drunk and had the brilliant idea to buy a motorized scooter at schucks in Kirkland and rode it on side streets to Clearview, in the middle of winter at night. What a waste of 300 bucks
What up, has to be a hooker down in Mexico
A plastic mr T key chain with three buttons that make mr T sounds
Two of the dumbest things I've bought: a white tarp shed, absolutely destroyed by branches and a college education- yea 15k down the drain ;) Jaime in graham
Dumbest thing I've done, was spend 11 grand on a vegas timeshare, F timeshare! Lol
Today's video blog features some of our chat with Pauly Shore!
We came across a story that says that nearly 40% of people are sneaking food into a movie theater to save money. I don’t blame them…movies are damn expensive these days…between the tickets and the snacks…you are pushing close to 40 bucks for you and your date to see that new film! My wife and I used to go to a movie nearly every week, but we did the math….and we were spending WAY too much cash on movies. We have been guilty of sneaking food in…some bottles of soda, and popcorn, but at the end of the day…I always prefer the movie popcorn…I think they sprinkle a little crack on top of it, because the minute I enter a theater…I need it! As we were talking about this…people texted in their tips on how to save some money while going to a movie:
At the automated ticket kiosks, i buy a childrens ticket. its half price and it works every time!
Bring in an old ticket and act like you're coming back into the theater
Cinnebarre has $5 Tuesday all day and night. It's the only way I can afford movies
My parents used to time their movies so they could sneak into a 2nd movie right after the 1st
My fiancee and I do double features. Pay for one and see two. The ticket counter is up front and once you are in you have free reign. IMAX for free! –Vinnie
I purposely wait for movie ticket specials on groupon and living social. –Melissa
I went to the movies with 4 beers taped to me and cheese burgers in my pockets
The Crest theater in shoreline is only $3 a movie. They r older but still in theaters!
Me and the wife have snuck in two whole terryaki dinners.
According to a new survey by Paper Mate of 1,000 American office workers, 100% of us admit we've stolen office supplies. In a lot of cases, it could just mean accidentally taking a pen home. But that still counts.
--70% of people surveyed say pens regularly disappear from their office. Other items that seem to disappear the most are: pencils, highlighters, paper clips, rubber bands, tape, scissors, and staplers.
--22% of people say that they've noticed more supplies disappearing since the recession.
--Only 19% are worried that they'd get in trouble if they were caught stealing office supplies.
What about you…be honest…what have you taken from the workplace? Did you get caught? Here are some of the texts:
I once took a computer that was being sent to be refurbished, I took it home rebuilt it and kept it.
I work for a private contractor and he makes his own wine and about every month and a half he'll have a good 40-50 bottles sitting on his table and sometimes i'll just grab one and walk out. Now before you guys make fun of me this isnt your ordinary wine. Its pretty potent. –Anonymous
I stole my bosses wife from work..does that count
I've walked away with 4 brand new cargo straps and a cot in the military its not called stealing we call it aquring
I haven't bought toilet paper, paper towels or bin liners in 7yrs.
When I worked at a printing company I printed myself 30000 flyers for my window cleaning business. Then I handed out the flyers to coworkers.
My father takes bandaids....
When I was leaving a company on my last day I took my laptop
I was a bar manager and stocked my personal bar at home!! Chris in tacoma.
I stole my bosses daughters virginity
Skis, snowboard, kayak, beer, neon signs, wine, liqor all from one job
I worked with a girl that regularly took batteries home for her "toys".
I siphon gas from my work vans reserve tank 2 put in my camaro. And always fill up with the good stuff
What do Pamela Anderson, Heather Locklear, Denise Richards, Nicollette Sheridan, Melissa Gilbert, Leslie Ann Warren and Brook Shields have in common? They have all been linked to SCOTT BAIO. Yup, Charles was in Charge of these hotties!!! Because of that, they may find themselves in a book about his sexual exploits. There's talk that Scott is going to write a tell-all book about his infamous love life. A source says, quote, "He bedded some of the hottest women in Hollywood back in his day, but he actually confessed that most of his gorgeous girlfriends couldn't satisfy his salacious sexual appetite. Scott is 51 years old and is now married to former Playboy Playmate Renee Sloan, and they have a four-year-old daughter.
Scott Baio is writing a book about his sexual exploits…if you were writing a tell all book, whether it be a past sexual exploit or anything else…what would be the story that would HAVE to be in the book? Here are the texts:
How i robbed 12 banks & became a federal agent workn in seattle!
I had sex in a plane at the museum of flight during a company christmas party with several hundred people present! Andrew in Renton
My book would include my experience meeting the two members for Rammstein in Quebec after their concert
Getting with sisters back to back then finding out lil sister was 17 and dad was a sheriff I was 21 at the time
I used to sell drugs across state lines and now i've been clean for16 months.. and im only 21
Its a toss up between: having sex with my boss or that I banged my exwife's smoking hot (collage aged) niece.
“Blanked” a midget and a deaf girl at the same time
Funeral home with my ex-wife while a service was going on. Just so happened to be my grandfather
I had sex in the light booth in a theater while my guy was doing the lights for the play, over 2000 people in theater.
I had twin sisters together at the same time in a threesome and two days later landed there mom as well
Whn I found out the smokin hot duo I had a thresome with was mother and daughter !!! Boy was I shocked when she said mom what you want for breakfast !!!
I was 17 I had sex with mother and daughter both on the fourth of july. the daughter was 16 the mother was 37. talk about ending your fourth of july with a bang
Today's Video Blog features us checking out the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue!
Sometimes we get texts at 7-7-9-9-9 that are just wrong…for instance…this came in randomly:
What's 7 inches long and didn't get sucked for valentines day? Whitney houston crack pipe
But then there are other times where we get texts that put a smile on my face…here is a great example of that!
Steve I rode the duck for the first time yesterday and your right it is awesome
Everyone thinks I am crazy when I say that I have done the tourist attraction, Ride The Ducks, multiple times…but it’s a blast!!!!
That wasn’t the only texter that listened to the stupid things I say…I have shared this tactic many times on air, when your wife or girlfriend comes home…wait for her in the house with no pants on. Have a shirt on, socks, and a smile…but nothing else. It will make her laugh, and as dumb as it sounds…making your lady laugh just might lead to some fun time in the bedroom…or kitchen…or wherever your kinky heart desires! Whenever I say this on air…I will get texts and emails from guys that thank me because it worked for them! Today we got this text, he pulled a reverse on the tactic…but it still worked:
i walked in the house with no pants on and she got down to business.
Speaking of kinky…the story of the day happened in Portland. Portlandia is making kink news thanks to a couple that tries to spice up their sex life for Valentine’s Day. They decided to do some role playing and the guy was pretending to kidnap his girl, bound her in the back of his car naked with duct tape over her mouth. Only problem is that some people witnessed this…and called the cops! The cops found them, they admitted it wasn’t really a crime being committed…they were just being horny, and they were then arrested for second degree disorderly conduct. I hope they learned that in the future…when doing the old “Bound you naked in the back of my car” thing…to wait until the sun goes down…do that in the dark!!!!
BJ came across an article in the Seattle Times by Doug Drowley about how women are having success coaching High School boys teams. He wrote about a female coach for Mercer Island, Chauntelle Johnson, who will be seeking her fourth consecutive title on Friday morning. She is not the only female coach that is coaching a boys team for that championship…Issaquah coach Laura Halter is making a run at her first championship. According to the article, this is not unusual anymore in swimming, especially in Washington high schools. Of the 18 KingCo Conference 4A and 3A boys swim team coaches, 12 are female. Brian Ruggles, who will swim the 50- and 100-yard freestyles at state for Issaquah said, "I've had a lot of coaches, and actually I can't think of many differences (between the men and women). Laura (Halter) gets us working hard like any other coach." Halter admits she changes the way she coaches from girls to boys. Halter said something that BJ 100% agrees with (not only with coaching, but with parenting), "Girls take things personally, With the boys, you tell it like it is. That's the way they want to hear it."
BJ asked this question this morning… Have you ever been coached by a woman? What do you like better, male or female coaches? What about in the workplace…Men or women bosses? Here are some texts we got:
Had female coaches for 3 years of college hockey at UW. At first it was strange, but when we got to the specifics of the game, training and locker room talks they had our respect. They were coaches, not female or male, just coaches. Mike in Seattle
In 7th grade our boys volleyball team had 3 women coaches and we won the championship. In 8th grade same coaches and our team got 2nd. Female coaches rock!
Take it a step further, men vs woman instructors. I've had both in college, and there's been no different.
Had a coach in school that was a fine woman-made her howl aftr practice 2 or 3 times! Wud recomend evry young schoolboy do dat!
I prefer woman bosses, so I can fantasize about bending them over their desk all day. Lonnie
I have only had female bosses, and to tell you the truth, I'm a little sick of it. A lot of their decisions are emotionally based. So each day is different
As a male, I won't take a job working for a female.
I just got coached by a woman last night.
I prefer a male boss. Women do not know how to be in a position of power w/o letting their emotions get in the way.
I had a jr. High wrestling female coach. I grew in all the wrong areas....
Have you been paying attention to Jeremy Lin? I am loving this story!!! Lin is the dude that plays for the NY Knicks NBA team, and he finished with 27 points and 11 assists in the Knicks' come-from-behind victory over the Raptors, including the game winning 3 point shot in the final seconds of the game. Last night’s game was his sixth consecutive game with at least 20 points, adding fuel to what people are calling “Lin-sanity”. Check him out last night:
I love how even the Toronto fans were going nuts for him! This dude was undrafted, waived by two NBA teams and nearly cut by the Knicks a few weeks ago, The Knicks point guard has not only led his team to six consecutive victories but also galvanized a community in the process. Lin is one of the few Asian Americans in NBA history, and the first American player in the league to be of Chinese or Taiwanese descent. The Associated Press called Lin "the most surprising story in the NBA". This has led to a few public figures to say some controversial things because of Lin: in the middle of Lin's career game against the Lakers, Fox Sports columnist Jason Whitlock posted on Twitter, quote, "Some lucky lady in NYC is gonna feel a couple inches of pain tonight", Whitlock soon apologized for the joke, saying, quote, "I debased a feel-good sports moment. For that, I’m truly sorry." Boxer Floyd Mayweather, Jr. wrote on his Twitter page, "Jeremy Lin is a good player but all the hype is because he's Asian. Black players do what he does every night and don't get the same praise." The Knicks scrambled to start selling replicas of Lin's No. 17 jerseys and t-shirts, and the sales and traffic for their online store increased more than 3,000%!
Based on the Linsanity…people are going nuts because of the fact that he is of Aisan descent & playing in the NBA…so we asked the Rock-A-Holics to finish this sentence: “People are shocked when they find out BLANK about me.” What is something that you do that always surprises people when you tell them?
That I'm black because I sound like a white man over the phone. Robert in Redmond
People are always shocked that i am Wiccian
As the woman that I am an avid hunter. Did I have used black powder modern rifle and bow. I have shot cougars bear elk deer and many types of birds
Roller derby. I am a clinical trainer and am in a suit and heels all day.
People are shocked when I tell them I use to be a grave digger. I look nothing like what you would imagine a grave digger to look like and yes I have buried hundreds of people.
My age is what peole can't belive about me. with my size, receding hair line, and the way I act people think I can be up to 35 yeas. old I'm only 20 .
Always shocked when they hear im 21, everyone tinks I look 16...kinda makes it creepy my ex is 35...julia in tacoma
I played full contact football my 8th grade year and i work with monkeys Jennifer
People are shocked when I tell them I built my 4x4 bronco and that I have CF as well as had 2 new lungs 8 months ago! From: the new lung guy
People are shocked when the find out I'm gay. I have pet reptiles, love camping and have no fashion sense. Apparently that's straight guy stuff.
Today Video Blog is an Intern Challenge! Our intern Peter has 60 seconds to find a man to hug and then grab that guys ass...will he do it?
Any day that includes one of Mono-Nick’s lists is a good day if you ask me, so being that today is Valentine’s Day…Nick whipped up a Valentine’s Day Themed list! Many people look forward to this day every year, but others are not too excited, so Mono-Nick came up with a list of the 3 signs that your Valentine’s Day is Gonna Suck:
--When your wife asks if you're going to get her candy, you say, "Do you really think you need it?"
--Your wife just called and asked you to pick up maxi pads on your way home from work.
And the number one reason why your Valentine’s Day is gonna suck:
--When your girl said she wanted chocolate, she meant DeAndre from next door.
Sodahead.com held an informal poll on their site to see how much money people are spending for Valentines Day… here are the results:
48% said $1 to $50
33 % said $0 dollars
13% said $50 to $100
5% said$100 to $500
1% said 500 to 1000
1% said more that $1000
What about you? How Much Money Do You Typically Spend on a Gift for Valentine's Day? Here are some of the texts we received:
I spent $500 on a new smith&wesson m&p 15-22 in pink Camo! She's a suburban zombie killer now with sexy hardware. Longshoreman Steve in Tacoma
I bought 3 gifts and spent over 100 bucks. I F'N HATE THIS MAN MADE holiday.
Spent nothing, made her coffee, slapped her ass and sent her to work.
I spent 300 needle dinner roses bear wemon stuff I better get laid lol
$199 for a keurig coffee maker
I spend $0! My wife doesn't like valentines day... She rocks!!!
8500 wife gets new dress I get Harley
I bought Seahawks season tickets for my man
Do men really want a gift other than sex for valentines day. I know that's all i want
About $240. Chainsaw, couple of hand grenades, and some whipped cream.
My man got me a chocolate peanut butter heart for valentines day. dont know how much he spent. signed lucy in Puyallup
$189 for 2 cavalia tickets for tonights showing
I spent a grand for Cavalia and a night at the Willows lodge
In a recent survey, the majority of both genders believe that they handle all of the Valentine’s day planning…
83% of men say they are in charge, and 65% of women say that they handle all of the planning.
The website Guyism did have some tips for guys on things NOT to do tonight… Here's a list of the four most common Valentine's Day mistakes men make.
1. Forgetting to Make a Reservation.
2. Giving Her Stripper Lingerie. Something sexy is fine. But some guys go WAY overboard.
3. Constantly Complaining That It's a "Hallmark Holiday". Don't harp on it all night. You'll just look cheap.
4. Buying Her a Last-Minute Present at the Nearest Drug Store.
Today is Valentine’s Day, a day that us guys do stuff to make our women happy…Based on this…Guys, if you had it your way, what would be the perfect way to celebrate Valentine’s Day. What would you honestly rather do today, as opposed to what you have planned? Ladies what have you done for your man that he loved on Valentine’s Day? Here are some of the texts we received:
I once had a girlfriend that died her downstairs pink and shaved it in to the shape of a heart
She will be going to dance class and i get to play the new twisted metal vidoe game. Proably burgers for dinner We are happy about it. Cajun
Men are simple creatures...and fun. I bought mine a handgun and he's taking me to eat Indian food for the 1st time
I would rather go shoot my AR-15 I just built! Ryan – Covington
id listen to all my acdc albums while drinkin whiskey on the couch in my boxers
Going motorcycle shopping!
Today's Video Blog features a Valentines Day gift that our friends from Lovers! Yes, it's Sex In A Bucket!
What an awesome weekend…one of the best weekends ever…hell if I could call in for Weekend Warrior I would, but A. I already have WWE Smackdown tix, and B. I work at the station and there are rules against that. Here is why I had an awesome weekend.
On Saturday, my beer league hockey team, The Tacoma Donkey’s (check us out on the Facebook at www.facebook.com/tacomadonkeys ), and our buddy’s hockey team, The Buffalo Wild Wings sold enough tix to the T-Birds game that we were able to play a game earlier that day for our friends and family at the Showare Center. Finally my wife, and my brother, and my co-workers were finally able to see my team play and meet the fellas. What an awesome time. I have to say, I think we gave our buds their money’s worth when it came to watching a beer league battle….as the game was a real nail biter. Ok, just a nail biter for us, but still! B-Dubs were on fire…and going into the 3rd period they had a 4-2 lead, but Donkeynation turned it on at the end, tying the game at 4-4 with about a minute left in the game. The period ended, and if this was the NHL…there would be a 5 minute overtime, but all of us were too tired to do that…so we went straight to the shootout, and The Donkey’s, like Al Michaels, believed in miracles and won the shootout 2-0, and won the game 5-4!!! There is only one reason why we won…no, not my goaltending…far from that! It was because the Donkey’s brought a mascot! Thanks to Drew for this shot:
You might be wondering why a team named the Donkey’s had a Caveman as a mascot, but look…we ain’t pro…a bud had the outfit, so it’s the best we could do.
Here are some pix from the game…Thanks to Pancho for this one:
After my bud Christian saw this one on Facebook…his response was perfect: “Sellout?” Yes…it was a packed house of about 150 people!
Check me out in goal…Thanks Drew for the photos:
After the game, we all hit the Ram for a post game party/pre-funk for the T-Birds Game! My bud & Co-Worker Jen (The Mistress Of Booze, and now Caking maven) made us this sweet Donkey Puck Cake…how bad ass is this:
Seriously it was a weekend I wish I could relive every weekend…thanks to Sharky and the fellas on The Buffalo Wild Wings for being a part of it, and I think this pic sums up the day best…thanks to Phillip from B-Dubs, for this photo:
This is why playing beer hockey rules…we play our out of shape asses off to win the game, but once it’s done…lets all crack a beer and hang out…but first…lets take a photo and have the Caveman mascot do a split in front of us!!!!
Yahoo and "Fitness" magazine surveyed more than 2,000 men and women to find out what their worst vices are, and 55% of us admitted to having at least one major bad habit. The three habits people struggle with most are drinking, overeating, and smoking… here's how it breaks down:
1. Alcohol. 13% of men say that drinking is their number one vice, compared to just 7% of women.
2. Food. 25% of women say that binge eating is their worst habit, compared to 18% of men. And 16% of women say they've even hidden food so no one else could eat it. 12% of men admit to the same thing.
3. Cigarettes. 25% of men and 23% of women say smoking is their worst vice.
4. Cheating. Only 9% of men AND women said they've cheated on their partner.
They also asked about cheating in general. And 19% of men said they cheated on at least one test while they were in school, compared to 17% of women. Only 4% of men and 3% of women admit to cheating on their taxes.
5. 75% Admit to Smaller Vices. Like being a jerk when you lose your temper: 21% said they've cursed out a stranger. 33% said they've flipped off another driver. And 49% have hung up on someone.
Looking at this study, I have come to this conclusion…there are a lot of liars out there. C’mon…everyone has a bad habit…some worse than others. We took calls and texts on what your bad habit is…here are some of the texts:
I have a bad habit if calling my wife a bitch when she is being one.
I have a habit of eating too much peanut butter. –Lucy
I chew on ice cubes. I have for years and I can't stop. My dentist told me I've actually shortened my teeth because of it.
Josh from anacortes and my bad habbit is I'm a compulsive car buyer nice car or a junker I will still buy it
My wife masturbates every morning in the shower and is ALWAYS "too tired" for me. That's her bad habit.
Biting my fingernails. I cannot stop
Herion is my vice im trying to quit for the 3rd time right now its hard the worst drug by far I promise u
I weigh myself before and after a poo.
My bad habit is speeding, I cant drive the speed limit.
The romance novel company Harlequin just released the results of a survey on the six quickest ways get a woman to stop dating you. Here's the list…feel free to use them if you are actually trying to get booted:
1. Being too needy
2. Constantly checking your phone
3. Having too many Facebook photos with an ex-girlfriend
4. Using bad grammar
5. Being married to your work
6. Still living with your parents.
--Here are some other results from the survey . . .
--52% of women research guys on Facebook before a first date.
--54% expect a guy to hold the door for them on dates.
--51% expect the guy to pay on a first date.
So…they have come up with a list of the 6 quickest ways to get a woman to dump you…based on this…whether it be intentional or not…what did you do to get dumped? Here are the texts we got:
I asked her if it would be alright to bang her mom she broke up with me the next day i still go over to bang her mom even when shes home
My gf dumped me after she had gastric bypass, she said soon she'll be hot and can get better looking guys. From troy in Lynnwood
I pretended to be gay.
Eat garlic. All the time. It was intentional..
She caught me getting a BJ from her mom while waiting for her to get home. That was the end. But mom and me are going strong...... Jim in tacoma... Rock on...
She saw my credit report, immediate deal breaker
Today's Video Blog features a good friend of the show, Pancho, swinging by with some LUMPIA!
Today was a very exciting morning! Look who I met….
Yes…the Wea….Sel!!!! Pauly Shore stopped by this morning…and it was AWESOME! Pauly is at the Parlor Live, and he came in with his buddy Sandy Danto, who is the opening act…however, Sandy became “Pauly” from time to time during the interview…mainly to answer the questions Pauly has been asked a million times. His version of “Pauly” was hilarious!
I have been a fan of Pauly since the MTV days…remember this:
Today's Video Blog features my latest obsession...an app for the iPHONE called "High Noon".
Last week many high school football players decided what college they're going to commit to. Cassanova McKinzy is a linebacker from Birmingham, Alabama who was deciding between Clemson and Auburn. He ended up going with Auburn, and his reason was…CHICK-FIL-A. Cassanova says that when he visited Clemson, "They had no Chick-fil-A on campus. You had to go, like, probably like 15 minutes off campus to go to like a real restaurant. Their café was kind of small." Here's the craziest part of this decision. There actually IS a Chick-fil-A on Clemson's campus. Cassanova just didn't realize it and no one pointed it out to him…possibly because they didn't know THAT was his top criteria.
Now that is a strange reason to pick a college…Based on that finish this sentence: People Think I’m crazy, but I once made a decision based on _____. Here are the texts:
Made a decision whether or not to go to bed with a broad based on the size of her rack. Ive moved on from my shallow ways. Im an ass man now.
living based on where the most bdsm and swingers clubs are
I went to western because of chickfila ! Moved here from georgia. Best fast food. Bonus - nice campus
I took a job that paid $4 less cause they had free subway on Fridays...
I went skydiving.. Figured if i could do that i could do anything... They still think Im nuts bc i would like to go again... Nikki in south hill
I once made a decision of girlfriends based on how well she could spell. If she's ditzy, i wont date her.
I took a job cuz i cud nail my new boss's hot wife! Ended up hitn it 4 sevral yrs without any1 findn out!
I made a decision based on boobs. This girl was crazy but i decided to keep with it cuz she had awesome giant boobs. -Jake in federal way
I chose my master because he uses skippy over jif. - Lucy
People think I'm crazy because I made a decision based on whether I like crunchy or creamy. –Lucy
I hired employees based on their boob size.....worst employees ever......but fun to look at
My friend went to chicago just for white castle
The National Geographic Channel just released the results of a survey on DOOMSDAY. Here are the findings…
-- 27% of us think the Mayan apocalypse prediction will come at least partially
-- 41% would rather invest in a bomb shelter than their retirement fund
-- 7% think "Planet of the Apes" could come true in the next 25 years. (OK…I call foul on this…these 7% of people should have all rights pulled from them, as they are clearly to stupid to drive, vote, have cable, etc)
Interestingly, the survey also states that if we found out the world was ending tomorrow…
-- 27% of us would resolve arguments with loved ones
-- 24% would have sex
-- 20% would stock food and water
-- 6% would eat at a fancy restaurant
-- and 3% would do an extreme sport like skydiving.
We thought those stats were interesting… If the world was ending tomorrow, what would you do? Here are some of the texts we got:
I would try heroin and meth and pcp!! Lets party!!
Spank it in public
Would go to my favorite spot on the oregon coast and wait with my girlfriend and a bottle of top shelf tequila for me aned dark chocolate for her
Id do what I do everyday. No reason to change just cuz the world is gonna end. Samantha from spanaway
I would lock myself and steve in the basement with our stockpile of peanut butter. -Lucy-
i would tell every girl i saw that i was the chosen one and get it in with all of them. hopefully to die from exhaustion before the world ended Marcus
Viagara and hookers! Chris. Mt Vernon
If the everyone knew the world was going to end then there would be noone
guarding the lexus dealership
Id have as much sex as possible. Yes, im a woman.
I'd watch a movie with my daughter and eat all kinds off junk food!!
I would find me some fatties and have tons of fun.
Today's Video Blog features Aaron & Stacey...they came in to watch the show, and to celebrate the fact that Aaron is retiring from the Navy. Congrats Aaron!!!!
Last week, we talked about how Roseanne Barr announced that she is running for President on Twitter and filed papers with the FEC. Barr wants to be the Green Party candidate, and she is not the only celebrity being connected to politics…
Tim Tebow was out at the Super Bowl last week, and at one point an interviewer asked him about the future, and if he sees a career in politics, and Tim said, "For me, it could be something in my future. It's something I'll have to think about …I have no idea right now, but yeah, possibly." The only issue is that he could not run for President one day, as his birth certificate says that he is not from here! Tebow's parents were working as Baptist missionaries in the Philippines when their son was born…Tim spent the first three years of his life in the Philippines.
This morning we read that Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson wants the gig one day too! He says, "Right now the best way that I can impact the world is through entertainment. One day, and that day will come, I can impact the world through politics. The great news is that I am American, therefore I can become President." The Rock seems to have an inside track at the White House. He even knew about OSAMA BIN LADEN'S death a few hours before you did. He says, "I got friends in high places and low places. It was a very interesting day; I'm proud of our country and proud to be American. The individuals who were there were proud to let me know. I’m thinking the Rock is buds with some of the Seal Team 6…probably got a text that said “Yo Rock…we dropped the Peoples Elbow on Osama!” Man, I would love to see the Rock as president! I could just picture the WWE style promo’s that he would give as speeches…and when the time comes for him to do a debate…you better not ask the Great One what he “thinks”!
Tim Tebow and The Rock both have said that they might one day get into politics…and Roseanne Barr is running for president…What celebrity or athlete do you think you could actually vote for one day if they ran for office?
Deniro pacino 2012
What if ray Lewis was the rocks vp
I would like mike tyson run I think he would give the most intelligent speaches or world has ever seen next to gorge w bush! Go Tyson
Gary busey would rock as president.
Im 30 and never voter or registered because politicians are liers and evil but if "The Rock" ran i would so register and vote!!
Matt damon. He seems intelligent and socially aware.
Lewis black for president , that mofo gets th world and what's wrong with it.
Meatloaf with Gary busey as VP.
Christopher Walkens for president!
Eddie vedder for president
Peyton Manning would be a good person to run for president
I would vote for stone cold steve Austin
Id vote for ben Afleck, he's one sick bitch
STP for prez!.....He already has a street named after him!
This morning I made mention of how I want to create a show for Animal Planet called "Lulu Vs. _____". Our new pup, Lulu likes to battle anything put in front of her...from her sister Lucy, to a Swiffer, to my fingers...she wants to battle! here is the latest installment in the "Lulu vs. ____" series....it's a triple threat match: "Lulu vs. Lucy vs. The Squirrel"! Enjoy:
Despite harsh words Steve Jobs reportedly said about Microsoft founder Bill Gates, the Apple founder kept a letter from Gates by his bed as he died. Gates told the UK Newspaper The Telegraph, "I told Steve about how he should feel great about what he had done and the company he had built, I wrote about his kids, whom I had got to know." This seems like an odd thing for Jobs to hold on to, especially since in the new Jobs biography, it quotes Steve saying this: “Bill is basically unimaginative and has never invented anything, which is why I think he's more comfortable now in philanthropy than technology. He just shamelessly ripped off other people's ideas.” In the book, Jobs also calls Gates "fundamentally odd" and "weirdly flawed as a human being." According to Gates, Jobs' widow, Laurene, called him after Jobs died, and said,“ Look, this biography really doesn't paint a picture of the mutual respect you had, and she said he appreciated my letter and kept it by his bed."
This is a pretty odd thing to keep…especially if you don’t like the guy. Based on this…what odd thing have you kept, what was it, and who was it from? Here are the texts:
I would have to say 1 of the coolest things I kept was my grandfather's dog tags that he gave me before he passed away. love the show bj!!! Tom the ape from puyallup
I was given a turkey baster as a gift from a lesbian couple that wanted me to be their "donor". Still have the baster in my closet.
I have a "Nemo" stuffed animal that i kept because it reminds me of my kids back in Tennessee Justin from Fort Lewis
My childhood best friend is Mexican. I always call her my beaner. So one day, while grocery shopping, I found a dented can of refried beans on sale. I bought it and gave it to her and told her to keep it forever. She still has it to this day! That was over 15 years ago!! It symbolizes our life long friendship and I love her for keeping it!
I gave my stepdad an autograph and picture of me, and he put it right next to his bed. -Zak from shoreline
I kept a tshirt from a guy I BLANKED and I like to take their clothes as a momento of our encounter tj ;)
Bonjour BJ, When I was seven I went to Universal Studios Hollywood. That day at the park, all kids were given a choice of an Eskimo Pie or an autographed 8x10 of Mr. T. I chose latter, as I was a big A-Team fan, abd still have it to this day--framed in my bathroom.
I kept my court papers from when i was 16. Reminds me of how pathetic my court appointed attourny was. Bastard never listened or cared about what i had to say.
Today's Video Blog is an Intern Challenge!!! Our intern Peter has 60 seconds to find a stranger that will give him a wedgie...will he do it?
So just a heads up for you guys…if we are not live tomorrow, it’s because BJ pulled his taint while sneezing this morning! OK…that ’taint right (waka waka)…he hurt his back. Yes, sneezing. He sneezed while on air, and said “Oh no I hurt my back, I forgot to bend my knees.” Bend your knees? According to BJ…his Doctor told him to make sure he bends his knees when he sneezes. “Bend Your Knees When You Sneeze” – that sounds like a Dr. Seus book. I thought this was insane, but the texts started rolling in:
I pulled my shoulder the other day sneezing
When u sneaze ur hart stops 4 a scond
I fractured 2 ribs coughing last year, little embarrassing. - Eric
BJ, that is called a valsalva maneuver. I'm afraid you might have a herniated disc. U should see an orthopedic Dr. ~Angela on I90
Then the texts start getting a little odd:
I once sneezed during sex
I ruptured my penis while sneezing!
Crapd my pants during a sneez-ur next trick b.j.?
All this sneeze talk makes me think of that episode of Mythbusters…
Apparently over 113 people watched the Madonna half time show, and based on the tremendous amount of tweets about it...the response was way more positive, than negative…which begs the question, did Ryan Castle’s TV have some kind of glitch that made it look different in my eyes? Because all I saw was an incredible display of “suck” – it was awful, at one point I begged the TV to make it stop!
Speaking of the Super Bowl…you probably saw those crazy spots by Chevrolet where the car was doing stunts…it was done for a OK Go music video…these guys always make awesome videos, and they did not disappoint!
After the Patriots lost the Super Bowl game, Tom Brady’s super model wife, Gisele, was making her way through Lucas Oil Stadium. Unfortunately for Gisele, there were cameras on her, and some jerks were heckling her. So she started complaining to the people in her group. And she took a pretty hard swipe at the Patriots' receivers. She said, "My husband cannot [effing] throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time." In addition to that, she also said something about them not catching the ball when they're supposed to…several media outlets are reporting that she said, quote, "I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times." TMZ says Tom's teammates are ticked off, because Gisele violated a, quote, "code of brotherhood." A supposed source within the team said, quote, "It's like knocking someone when they are down."
Gisele Bundchen is making news for bashing Tom Brady's receivers after the Super Bowl…Based on this…when should s have you…or someone you know…kept your mouth shut? What did you say? Here are some of the texts:
I had sex for the first time in my brothers truck. My cousin found the condom in the truck ran inside.and told my grandma. I was 15
My buddy pulled up to an audi r8 in his subaru impreza that he put about $7000 into and raced him for pinks. Lost his car.
My boss brought his daughter to work on bring your kid to work day after he introduces her to a few of us I leaned over to a buddy and said geez what a ugly kid.... He heard me and was let go a week later
I said about a guest to my coworker "damn that's a big girl...." she heard me.....turns out she was the ceo's daughter......oops
My dad passed on April fools day 16 years ago. My best friend thought I was joking. And even after she found out I wasn't she didn't apologize. I haven't spoken to her since.
I asked my best friends wife when she was due.... She wasn't pregnant. Man did I feel like an ignoramus.
I told a judge 2 f himself & got thrown in jail 4 contempt-over a speedn ticket!
I blab about to a friend of mine about her husband cheating after they separated. I didnt know they were trying to work things out.
There's more sex going on in your office than you realize. According to a new survey about sex in the office, courtesy of a study from the U.K. . . .
-- 11% of people, or one out of every nine of your coworkers, admit they've had sex in the workplace at least once.
-- 7% of people actually have sex at the office REGULARLY.
-- The most popular place for office sex is on your desk. A meeting room is second, and the parking garage is third.
-- The least popular places for office sex are in a bathroom stall or on your boss's desk.
-- 95% of office sex happens after hours . . . but that DOES mean that 5%, or one in 20 office sex sessions, happen ON THE CLOCK.
One out of every nine of your coworkers, admit they've had sex in the workplace at least once…Is this you? Have you had sex at the office? If not sex…what kind of strange non-work related things have you done at the office? Here are the texts we received:
I used to work for a grocery store and had sex in the produce cooler while on the clock! –johnny
I have *had alone time* it work :-) Liz
My coworker got caught banging a customer in the walk in cooler at our gas station by another customer. It was late and he thought no one else would show up
I work in an audiology clinic. Had sex after work in a sound booth with an audiologist. I'm a tech
I *had alone time* on my hot bosses desk before she got to work. My coworker got fired because she thought it was him.
Iv had sex in my office. Which in my case is the back of a delivery truck. -your local UPS man
Does sex in the back of a delivery truck count as a work place?
I used to get it on with my boss, anywhere and everywhere. Office, meeting room, and sneak off during lunch. I know it sounds sleazy, but the sex was amazing
sneaking around with the risk of being caught. It lasted for 3 years. Jamie, Tacoma
bj I work construction and primarily do large remodel jobs where the home owners do not live in the house while contruction takes place... i often have the keys to the houses and on a number of occations have "borrowed" the house with my girlfriend or a hottie and make them think its my house just to get laid
Has stp ever been caught having sex at petco? Hahahaha
Today's Video Blog features an in studio sit in named Scott, who brought us gifts from the band Lacero...a great local band that he manages. Check them out at www.facebook.com/laceropage
What a game…honestly the game was a little boring until the end, and that final quarter was AWESOME, as Eli Manning was “Unstoppable” once again! But before I get to that…huge props to the WWE for using the Bella Twins (they are Divas in the WWE) whenever there are 2 teams competing for a championship! They always dress them in opposing team colors, and post it on their Facebook, and get thousands upon thousands of likes! Do you think the WWE knows their audience?
In case you missed it somehow, the New York Giants won Super Bowl 46, and beat the New England Patriots 21-to-17.
The game was decided on the Giants' final drive when one of their running backs, Ahmad Bradshaw, scored the game-winning touchdown with 57 seconds left in a strange play. The Patriots got out of the way and let Ahmad score so they could get the ball back with enough time for Brady to lead them to a score. Ahmad figured out what they were doing and tried to KNEEL DOWN on the one-yard line, but his momentum carried him into the end zone, ASS FIRST.
Madonna’s Halftime performance did cause some controversy… although it was not Madonna’s fault. M.I.A. made a guest appearance during Madonna’s performance and as M.I.A. wrapped up her verse, she gave the MIDDLE FINGER to the camera. Both NBC and the NFL released statements. NBC said, quote, "We apologize for the inappropriate gesture that aired during halftime. It was a spontaneous gesture that our delay system caught late". And according to the NFL, quote, "There was a failure in NBC's delay system. The obscene gesture in the performance was completely inappropriate, very disappointing, and we apologize to our fans."
The NFL & NBC should apologize for giving us this as a halftime show…it was an amazing stage show, but holy cow was it uncomfortable to watch Madonna attempt to dance…either she had a broken shoe, a broken hip, or a rough night of a thrash fest with A-Rod!!!
The first points scored in the game was a safety, and at the MGM Grand in Vegas, the odds of the first score of the game being a Giants safety were 50-to-1. One guy actually bet $1,000 on that and won him $50,000 on the spot!!!
Kelly Clarkson sang the "Star-Spangled Banner" flawlessly, and it looked like she lost weight.
Huge thanks to Ryan Castle for having all of us over for the Super Bowl…great times with the KISW staff!!!
As for the commercials…they were kind of uneventful…I think the fact that commercials get released online before the game has killed some of the “wow” factor…that being said, this one was my favorites and the favorite with the gang I was with for the big game!
These are just a couple of the highlights…there were plenty of memorable things happened during the Super Bowl…for you, whether it be something that happened in the game…or something that happened at the party you were at…what was your Super Bowl highlight? Here are the texts:
My super bowl highlight was my ex girlfriend showing up uninvited. That and she didnt even knock, just walked right in and sat down. -Russell, In Elma
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I asked my wife for a divorce.
Shot gunning bud light platnums out of the bottle with 2 bendy straws taped together
Knowing The BJ Shea Morning experience was going to be the BJ Shea MOURNING Experience with the Giants win made my night.
BACON!!!!
A guy at the party I was at could of won between 4 & 5k had they kicked the field goal... I wanted to cry for him.
Saw my brother & sister-in-law for the first time in 4 years!
The excuse to get away from my wife and have a drink -or a 12 pack with the boys
Didnt get to watch the game got called into work because someones septic tank overflowed during their super bowl party so i spent the day cleaning up feces. Its cool though cuz the guy felt bad and gave me an extra hundred bucks.
My 14 year old tried to sneak out front door with his girlfriend to make out he did not know dad was on back making out with girlfriend making out and saw him run down drive way. Jim from Tacoma
The Clint Eastwood commercial @ halftime. Made me want to run around with a flag while screaming "AMERICA! EFF YEAH!" While weeping proud tears...
Here is that commercial:
Christina Aguilera says she had to be a "pretty strong girl" to deal with the boyishness of her fellow "Voice" judges Adam Levine, Cee Lo Green and Blake Shelton. She tells "Rolling Stone", quote, "It's a lot. It's a crazy locker room kind of situation." On the plus side, the guys are finally starting to be a little more courteous. Adam says, quote, "I honestly just recently started realizing that [she's] surrounded by three dudes all the time . . . that has to be something of a pain in the ass. “[But] we stopped farting in front of her!" However, Christina says she's still smelling Adam's, quote, "nasty burps."
Based on this, what is something that you won’t do around the opposite sex…or, what is something that you wish that the opposite sex would stop doing around you? Here are some of the texts we received:
I will not blow snot rockets around women.
I HATE when my husband blow snot rockets!! <gag> it's soooo gross!
Dude so my now ex girlfriend would just sit there and complain about me being a smoker but she is a hypocrite because she smokes and i recently quit smoking but now i use chew but i wont dip when im around my new girlfriend
Women would stop bitching around me
Wish my wife would stop farting in bed...her blanket farts wake me up in the middle of the night
when girls always announce they have to pee... no man should ever say that especially around other men... -Kevin in fort Lewis
I wish women would stop talking about there period!
Talking about drama. It's annoying, and no one wants to hear it. Even better is when they say they don't do drama, then start it. -Dark Prince-
I would like my fat girlfriend to stop getting undressed in front of me
I wish women would stop wearing perfume cause reguardless of the kind it all smells awful now body spray is fine but all that perfume stuff smells like piss!
I don't adjust my nuts even though sometimes they need it. I deal with it. As much As I enjoy watching women adjust their jugs being married all it does is get u in trouble, but u can't help it. Boobies being messed with draws your attention. So, if they could stop but they won't. It sux workin with all women.
Leaving tampons In trash container
I absolutely hate it when i see any woman spit. Do gross to see her hock a lugi on the street in public. Its a deal breaker. From Pat.
I wish he would stop putting peanut butter on his junk signed Lucy
I wish that women would stop wearing clothes around me, whats up with that anyway?
Today's Video Blog features Mono Nick & Topshelf meeting Crazy Cheri to get a video of her dancing!
Yesterday my buddy sent me the coolest video ever. Here is the back story: Budweiser Canada surprised 2 beer league teams in Port Credit, Ontario by filling the rink with fans for a random night game. They told the teams they were making a documentary on rec hockey (which is why they thought the cameras were there), and during the 2nd period all of these fans poured into the arena and acted like these guys were their favorite pro teams. It's a great watch, and it’s the Super Bowl commercial in Canada, hopefully in the US too!
If you have ever played in a beer league for any sport...you probably got goose bumps just like me...I watched it at least 5 times yesterday. The scene with the guy sitting on the ice is probably the coolest moment…just soaking it in, fighting back tears…I get it. I shared this with many of my hockey friends, and their feelings about it were exactly the same…”I wish that would’ve been us!” I have been playing beer league hockey for the last couple of years, and it’s something that you just can’t explain the “awesomeness” of it to someone if they haven’t done it as well. It’s not even about the game, the wins, the losses…it’s about that time in the locker room. The time spent joking before the game, and the taste of that cold beer the minute you get off the ice (or the court, field, whatever it may be), and the conversations and chirping that follow. Why else would we play games at 10 pm on a week night(or even later) and still get up early in the morning the next day to work. We love the sport, and for many of us...we never got to experience playing at a high level (juniors, semi-pro, or hell…even pro). The wins do feel good, and the losses…well, they are pretty much forgotten by the time you crack open the second beer. Props to Budweiser for doing this for these guys. I can only imagine all of them are still on the high of that night. I spent some time reading the comments on You Tube…many tried saying it was fake, but I just don’t believe that…some of the comments nailed the emotion of watching that perfectly:
What a fantastic gift for all those players--ice hockey is something in your blood that is in you for life, even if you don't have the talent for the big time. I would have loved to have been one of those players.
This was awesome! And NO it was not fake. Must have been a real night to remember for those players. I think that guy summed it up pretty well saying how he had never played professional hockey but that was always how he imagined it would feel and it felt great...good for them!
I know one of the Generals as well! He's still very overwhelmed about this whole thing! A huge thanks to Bud Canada for showing the awesome spirit that we Canadians have...and for the amazing memories they made for these hockey players!
this isn't fake and the teams didn't know .My dad plays for the Generals and they had no idea this was happening to them. My dad scored the winning goal after 15 minutes of real OT. I think all the guys rock and Dad!! we are really proud of you
I would literally sob like a baby if that happened during my hockey game. My team and my league deserve it so much and it would be a dream come true to play in front of a full house like that. What a cool moment!
This Sunday is the Super Bowl, and all week the Giants and the Patriots have been in Indianapolis getting ready for the game, as well as fielding questions from all types of media outlets. During Eli Manning’s chat with the media, a woman from “Access Hollywood” asked Eli who he thinks should play him if a movie was ever made about him…Eli said he would like to have James Van Der Beek play him in a movie…what about you, who would you like to play you in a movie and why? Also…pick a member of our show…who should play that member? Here are the texts:
Stone Cold for Steve.
I think kevin james should play Bj in a movie.
Rosey odanold would party bj because they both have that constant bitching attitude
Clooney to play me cause he looks like me... Gary busey to play top shelf cause, well, isnt it a bit obvious? Thats an easy one!
Danny divito would play a picture perfect BJ
This is jeff of the north. B j could be played by gilbert godfree. Something about the voices
Sasha Gray for Vickie in the porn parody
taylor swift, people say we look alot alike. and for toppy id have jim beluchi
Bruce Campbell cause he has a unique charisma and a love of not taking himself serious And i think woody allen should play bj. Cajun
Kevin smith should play rev
Ralphie. May as the rev!
Eddie Murphy will play all of you
Steve should be played by pee wee Herman. Lol
Me- mark walburg Topshelf- Charlie sheen
Steve: andy Samberg
I think mr. Ed should be played for Steve that way he can indulge in bestiality with out being frowned upon..
Ok bj played by sam kinneson. Or however you spell. Top shelf gary busey steve steve o
Vicki b - bridget the midget
I say Jodi Foster for me and Rob Schnieder for Steve
Steve as Mr Hand from "Zoo"
Corky from Life Goes On can play Steve.
Nicholas Cage for me, because there's a vague ressemblance, and Jack Black for STP
And here, it the text of the day….
Richard gere should play Steve cuz they both like animals up ***** ***
Ok…speaking of animals…here is another video in the “Lulu vs….” series…this one, involves Lucy’s toy, “Sal the Squirrel.”
I love this comment about the video on You Tube:
This is one of the best short films I have seen. It has everything America likes. A cute puppy, creative camera angels, and, of course, a second cute puppy. I for one am excited to see if there will be a Lulu vs the Squirrel 2. Well done. 10/10
Today's Video Blog features a gift from our friends at Subway!
BJ once again has cursed the Seattle Seahawks...he is almost like the John Madden for our team. However, with John…if you are on the cover of his video game, you get injured…with BJ…if he gets your jersey, you will be gone. In the past, BJ has owned a jersey with these players names on the back of the jersey: Hasselbeck, Houshmandzadeh, Curry, Tatupu, Dilfer, Alexander, and soon after…these players are gone. BJ finally hit his breaking point and vowed to no longer buy a player jersey…so he went with the #12 Fan jersey for the 12th Man. Seems like a safe pick right? Wrong! Today we were talking about how that the Hawks play on changing up their jersey’s next season…it’s all part of the new partnership the NFL has with NIKE (goodbye Reebok), and the plan is to change it up. So BJ’s curse continues! His best bet is to go vintage…unless Marty McFly gets involved…BJ can’t curse history! We wound up getting some texts about BJ & his curse:
Everytime bj getd a jerey, something happens! Proof positive is the change of jersey after he got the 12th man! Whoever he hates, he should buy their jersey
If every guy leaves after you get his jersey please get a Tavaris Jackdon jersey.
BJ!!! DO NOT BUY A M. Lynch jersey!!!!!!
Please don't buy a Lynch jersey bj
Let us know what jersey BJ buys. I don't want to get one that I'm going to have to hang up from a player leaving.
Looking at these…I vote to keep the jersey the way it is. I’m not feeling the use of lime green any more than how it is used now.
Last week… a guy in Brooklyn posted in the "For sale/wanted" section of Craigslist with the title, "Please teach me about football." Apparently, the guy's girlfriend once dated a college football player, so he lied to impress his girlfriend, and said he was a college football player too. Only he wasn't, and he knows NOTHING about football. Haha what a dummy!!!! This is where it gets good…now he's got to go with her to a Super Bowl party…at her ex's apartment. So he's offering $500 for someone to tutor him about football every evening between now and the Super Bowl. The ad has some really funny lines like, "Her ex played 'linebacker.' Should I know a lot about playing 'linebacker' too? Do quarterbacks normally know about that? . . . It might help for me to learn something from a 'linebacker' if you know one. He's also willing to throw in an extra $100 if his tutor can give him some good comments to say during the game.
So a guy lied and said that he played football in college to his girlfriend in order to impress her…When have you lied about something to impress someone? Here are the texts we received:
I've lied about how religious I was. Went overboard on the church going and read the bible. Was not worth it.
i lied to this guy about being really good at pool. i had never even played before, when we got to the bar i ended up kicking his ass :] so it all worked out!
Stp said he was the ceo of petco, and on the board of the humane society.
I lied to a girl and told her I was the drummer of a band, in reality I just started playing...she called my bluff quickly, Irony is I am the drummer in a band now ha
I slipped fell hit my head on the counter and gave mysekf a black eye.... Told the office girls I got jumped the next day and wound up getting sone sympathy sex
I told a girl I played AAA baseball worked till I met her father who managed the team I said I played for
I told my boyfriend I wasn't a virgin when I was (that was at 16)
I told a girl i was a great rodeo rider. I was a rodeo rider, but i wasnt good. She found the truth out when i face planted. From: Aaron the cowboy.
I told a chick i had my pilots license to get down her pants. 3 months later she rented a plane so i could take her for a flight to join the mile high club.
I once had to pretend to be a religious Christian just to hook up with a girl. It lasted for a month. It I want to thank Jesus for getting laid
We received this email…
BJ—
The other morning I got a kick out of hearing how you had to watch Sex In The City and Steve watches Grey’s Anatomy just so that you can watch shows that you guys like. I do the exact same thing…my wife and I call it the “TV Trade Off”. I have been watching Desperate Housewives for years now, all because I want to watch It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Sadly I have become a fan of her stupid show! I believe that if you watch TV with your significant other, there is likely a compromise – you each watch a show you don’t like to get to watch one that you do. I thought it would be funny what other people sit through as part of their TV Trade Off.
Gary
So what is your TV Trade Off? Complete this sentence: I have to watch ________ to get to watch _______. Here are the texts we received:
Suffering through Dr. Phil and Teen Mom so I can watch Supernatural and Mythbusters.
Lately I've had to watch the office or cajun pawn stars to watch greys anatomy.
I had to watch all the Harry potter movies, to get my girlfriend to watch season 1 of game of thrones with me. She loved it, so it was worth watching the kids movies after all! - Some guy in Duvall
I gotta watch the young and the restless and the batchelor so I can watch sports and ax men
I have to watch teen mom in order to watch monday night raw.
Why trade off? Thats what DVRs & 2nd tvs are for
I have to put up with crap like gossip girl and sex and the city. Then i get to watch my dirty porn
I have to watch glee so I can watch sons of anarchy
I am the man We watch what I decide that we will watch.
I have to put up with once upon a time so I can watch how I met your mother and always sunny
Good effin morning guys its 40 cal. Chuck from Elma lol I have to watch Jersey Shore to get to watch Sons Of Guns.
Nick in ballard here. I have to watch teen mom in order for my girlfriend to let me watch the walking dead....and sadly I find my self scoping out the tabloids
Hey bj, i have to watch toddlers and tiaras and teen mom just so I can see breaking bad and Southland.
I have to watch glee to watch community. Sam in Tacoma
have to watch anthony bourdains no reservations 4 nfl. ran into bourdain at salumaes and went drinking w him. Totally destroyed belltown
Just like stp i have 2 watch grey's 2 watch raw & i 2 have become a fan lol
I have to watch american idol to watch big bang theory.
I'm the bread winner. I watch what ever I want no trade off
Today’s Video Blog is a re-run from last year! Yes…it’s a lazy day in the video blog department. Since today is the day Punxsutawney Phil decides if it’s going to be a long or short winter (he saw his shadow, so six more weeks of winter). So a year ago, we did this video blog, so in a true Groundhog Day spirit…lets repeat it:
I love the week leading up to the Super Bowl, because the media week is full of random people going to interview the players…people that wouldn’t typically show up to any other game to do an interview…from Jimmy Kimmel sending our buds, the American Idol rejects, Jonathan Jayne & Kenneth Swale to chat with players in the past to strange drag queen looking people showing up as well. This year, things have started off on a great note! There was this hot “reporter” from Televisa Deportes, Marisol Gonzalez, who went around in a tight red mini dress “interviewing” players, and making the players wear a sombrero! Hahahahahahaha!!! Look at this picture, that is hilarious!!!!!! Check it out:
Here she is hard at work talking to some of the Patriots!
So who is this Marisol woman? I have no idea…but do yourself a favor and do an image search online…and you will find great pix like this:
I got this text, and it cracked me up:
Hey STP, I was at the Tbirds game last night and Rod Stewart's son Liam was playing for the Spokane Chiefs. As he was skating off the ice, I said "Hey Maggie May!" He was pissed off haha
The city of Fort Worth, Texas is considering an ordinance where people could be fined for causing more than 10 minutes of noise at night. So if someone's dog won't stop barking for 10 minutes . . . if they don't shut off their car alarm . . . or if they are listening to loud music . . . they could be hit with a fine. There's no word on how big the fines might be. The Fort Worth City Council will decide on this by March.
There is a town in Texas that wants to make it illegal for your dog to bark for more than 10 minutes at a certain decibel…Have you ever called the cops on your neighbors or had them call the cops on you? Here are some texts we got:
Was gutting a deer in my garage. Stepped outside for a smoke covered in blood. Neighbors freaked. From: Aaron the cowboy
Had the cops called on a Friday night at 6:30pm for the music being too loud. The officer was on our side. So we go to have the music loud the rest of the night with no problems
neighbor call the cops on me do to my girlfriend screaming so loud during some fun time in the bed they thought I was beating her when the cops just use a pillow next time to scream into
When I was 4, my parents called the cops on our neighbors. My mom watched the woman run out of house, man in chase. The man then hit the woman in the head. With a hammer. The claw end. Then he drug her back inside.
A neighbor called the cops because my band was practicing too loud. Got a disturbing the peace ticket, which was overturned in court because we were never given a warning by the cop.
I had the cops called on me and my girl while we were having action. The neighbors thought i was killing her.
My nighbor caled the cops on me reporting I had an illegal carnival at my place.... al because I rented an infatible bounce house for my daughter birthday
My husband was playing the drums in the garage this weekend at 3 am after a long night at a bar neighbors called the cops funny part was he was naked! When he opened the door a sword fell off the wall and they thought he was grabbing a weapon lol they slammed him against the wall and asked him if he was on drugs lmao
Me and wife had the cops called us for having a water fight in our house. The cops thought it was domestic violence. Mike from silverdale
Speaking of dogs…here is another fine video of our new pup Lulu, in this clip…she is annoying Lucy as we are brushing our teeth getting ready for bed:
According to a report in the "New York Times", the new trend for men with longer hair is to put their hair up IN A BUN. It’s being called a “Man Bun.” Apparently, guys with long hair were looking for a way to keep it out of their face…besides getting a haircut. They didn't want to use hairnets or wear ponytails like, quote, " Steven Seagal, hippie uncles, and the like." So the bun was an answer. If you want to learn how to tie a man bun, the "New York Times" even goes into specific details about how to properly twist, wrap, and secure your hair. I think this is beyond ridiculous, BJ was even more annoyed by this trend…he lost his mind on this one! The texts came in from the Man Bun, or as I call it, The Mun enthusiasts:
Hey b.j. I wear a bun in my hair the chicks lov it!
Gavin Rossdale from Bush rocks the man bun. Still not ok even with his band
Think tough like vikings, samurai, barbarians, sumo wrestlers. Tough me long hair and buns. I shave my head but I would rock the bun!.... Big Mike from Graham
I have shoulder length hair because I'm a metal head and need to headband at shows. I'm also a welder so I keep my hair in a bun so it doesn't go up in flames
My coworker does the bun i make fun of him every day
Man bun? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! PANSIES From: Aaron the cowboy
Whatever bj! I have long flowing blond hair and have to bun it for work! And my hair rules! It's 3 feet long! And I'm in a band! Suck it bj!
So…there is a new trend for guys to put their hair in a bun…based on this…whether it be fashion, or anything else…what is one trend or fad that you just don’t get? Here are some of the texts we got:
I dont get bronies the guys who watch my little pony wtf is that about
Those stupid skinny jeans... Quit wearing your sisters pants.... Love Chadd
I HATE the saggy pants on guys showing underwear. How has a style that started in prison to advertise sex stuck around so long?
Checking in every where u go on facebook, told my girlfriend next time we get it on, I'm going to check in on FB to her, LIKE – D
Men wearing spandex its not the 80s and it wasn't coo then
Long socks with flip flops or sandals that old guys like bj wear
I hate those ugg boots. Not cute ladies.
Why do people tatoo themselves with stars? How boring?
The kardashian fad. My wife watches it and it makes me want to rip out my eyes with a spork.
Uggs, poket dogs, skinny jeans & BIG sun glasses
Kid shoes with wheels on the bottom. I got you what you always wanted: back problems before age 30. Happy birthday! - the DV
Planking... Wtf is that all about...
Kids w/ mohawks
Those "shoes" that look like your barefoot.
Today's video blog starts off with me freaking Vicky out, and then we get to see what our intern Peter does during the show! Plus we have our friends at Tony's Tried & True Tattoo in Port Orchard hanging with us!
