Not in a good mood…damn Devils lost in OT yesterday 4-3…ugh. Then I saw that damn , and the hole in her throat…commercial for Terry that smoking lady with the wig, the scarf…have you seen that?
Talk about depressing! I wound up commenting on my Facebook about that, as I wrote this:
21-year-old Zachary Ramirez got stopped by police in Illinois on Saturday night. He was clocked going 104 miles-per-hour in a 45 zone, then sped up to 111 miles an hour. He also ran a stop sign. But he had a good reason for speeding…according to the police report, he was, quote, "trying to go have sex with a girl he liked." Unfortunately for Zachary, the police “C” blocked him big time. He got arrested on five charges, including marijuana possession when an officer found a fraction of a gram in the car.
What about you? What was the fasted you have been busted for driving? Where were you going? Here are the texts:
May not belive me but i have a framed ticket doing 162mph in a 55mph i just put a new sr20det in my car and had to see how fast it would go. The cop arrested me a inpounded my car it cost me $2800 in tickets and fee's
Got busted going 120 mph in montana, heading back to WA for my VA appointment. Cop gave me a warning, qnd let me go. He too was a disabled vet. Right place right time.
145 in a 55 in Indiana. It was my buddies car and the trooper that pulled us over was a friend of my friend's family. I have the warning framed and on the wall.
142 up 405 past factoria towards the 520. took the cop almost 5 mins to catch up, I was slowed waiting for friends not realizing he was after me. Apparent ly he was behind me at the exit when I took off. Chewed my ass for 20 mins. No arrest, no ticket
I was going 80 in a 35 coming into aberdeen got pulled over by state patrol played the girl card and got out of a ticket(:
Doin 95 to get home after sex to beat my curfew while in highschool got pulled over but was let go by the cop cus i got lucky
The day my wife went into labor with our daughter, was driving her to the hospital, clocked at 125
I was pulled over doing 115 on my way to have sex with my favorite stripper from the strip club. Huge ticket. And yes we had sex when it was all said and done. The most epic lay of my life. VJM.
I was going 88mph because I was late to a hair appointment
65 in a 60 WTF!!!! BAD DAY FOR COP?? <3 rock girl Amanda
I was going 84 in a 60 bc i was listening to bohemian rhapsody!
So over the weekend, BJ shockingly pissed off a girl at the Magic Tournament when she overheard a conversation where BJ was giving advice to one of his son’s friends about women, etc… she marched over to their table and yelled at BJ and called me racist & sexist. BJ took the high road and tried to have a dialogue with her, but she refused and stormed off…good think I wasn’t there…I would have asked her why she has shoes on, why there isn’t a bump in her belly, and why isn’t she in the kitchen. I would have gave her nthe “I’m just joking wink” of course. But this is one of those “Bitches Love Drama” moments…or as we call it: BLD. Based on this…What is your BLD moment…when did someone create drama that wasn’t needed? “Bitches” can be a woman or a man! Here are the texts we received:
My first girlfriend threatened to kill herself after I broke up with her.
My most recent BLD moment was the other day @ work. Some guy walked in with a product from my store he had had for four years saying it was broken and he wanted a new one... And how is it my fault that after four years you probablly broke it and now come into my store with a pissed off attitude. FML... I can't wait to not be in retail. Rock on bitches! Angela northgate
I was in a bar in upstate new York in a bar having a drink, a fat woman asked me if she could buy me a drink, I said no thank you, she asked me why not, told her straight up I don't do fatties! She went all postal saying she looked good and saying how I could say that, just being honest with her. I don'tsugar coat anything, tell it like it is , Chris from ft Lewis
Changed my relationship status on FB & my ex (that left months before) commented on it saying, 'oh i thought you loved me? Diem. Take you long to find a new bitch, by the way i'm pregnant!' still don't know if it's true
I got in touch with a booty-call looking for action. She showed up with friends and her boyfriend. I guess she thought it was a terrible thing that I was in the process of taking her much thinner friend home and not hitting on her. BLD! Miles in Anchorage
I dated this guy for 3+ years we broke up & 6 months later he called me & said "btw I have an STD you should prolly get tested"
A conversation between me and my recent ex: Her:'does my butt look big?' Me:'it looks good' Her:'but last week you said you like big butts. Are you saying my but looks big?? What the f*** I thought you loved me!! Why can't you love me??? You are so mean to me!! I hate you!!' Me:'... we need to break up' BITCHES ARE F****** CRAZY! Liquor and whores!
Man oh man…last night was so stressful! Yesterday was Game 7 of the first round series between the Devils and the Panthers in the NHL playoofs…my Devils were up 2-0, and once again blew the lead and they had to go into ovewrtime…after 1 overtime and a near heart attack for me, no one scored…and then it went into double O.T….and thankfully, rookie Adam Henrique scored the game winner for the Devils! We are off to play Philly! Let’s go Devils. The crazy part is the 30 minutes before Henrique scored, I called it…check out my tweet:
This morning we talked about how obsessed people are with Facebook…to the point where they will check Facebook first thing in the morning…even before they brush their teeth. Hell, I’m guilty of that…my morning routine is to wake up…toss on my pajama bottoms and nothing else and take our pup Lulu out to go potty, because if I stall we are left with a treat on the bed of one or 2 varieties. While she is circling around outside, I check Facebook. The study also said that no matter how obsessed we are with this social networking tool, 70% of us would drop it if we had to pay for it. I’m in that 70%...I wouldn’t pay a dime for Facebook. BJ compared Facebook to radio…these are mediums that should be free for the audience, and I agree…for selfish reasons though. I don’t want that pressure of being actually good at my job because someone paid good money to listen to me…I like knowing that if someone tells me that I suck, I can just say…that’s cool, you got what you paid for! This led to a very flattering text message:
Hell no i wudnt pay 4 this show u guys SUCK! Fortunately 4 u guys evrybody sucks worse!
If we ever have a billboard, that should be the slogan: “The BJ Shea Morning Experience – Our show sucks less than every other show in town!”
The big sports news for everyone else was not the Devils game…it had to do with the NFL draft…the hawks made news when they picked someone that a lot of analysts said was puzzling:
Some people are confused why we grabbed him so early….he is fierce on the pass rush, but there are concerns with him stopping the run, plus he has a criminal past back in high school. I’m excited about this guy…I don’t think we need to freak out yet, let’s see what he can do…plus he will have time to grow and learn. I watched this video, and became even more of a fan…it’s a video that was done on him in college…
Plus…check out the tweet he sent out…I dig that he’s will to aknowledge the haters:
The relationship website YourTango has a list of five ways you could RUIN a date if you're not careful.
1. You're Late. A date is like a mini-commitment, and if you can't handle THAT, it might mean you can't handle a REAL commitment.
2. You're Distracted. If you get caught staring at someone else at dinner, that AUTOMATICALLY makes you a bad date. Also, don't check your phone or start texting. It's rude pretty much anytime, but especially when you're on a date.
3. You're Depressing. Don't spend too much time talking about your problems or how stressed out you are. It'll bring the mood down, and your date will think you're pessimistic in general.
4. You're Lazy. Don't make THEM plan everything. And don't ONLY use text messages to communicate. When you're figuring out where to go, you should actually CALL them and talk about it.
5. You're Too Self-Centered. Make sure you don't talk about yourself the whole time. It's definitely important to come across as interesting. But make sure they know you're interested in THEM too.
What about you…how did you ruin a date, or how did someone ruin a date with you? Here are the texts:
I messed up a first date by not kissing her but 3 years later we are still together so I must have done so Thing right
He talked about his dead wife all through dinner
I called her a douche on our first date. She didn't talk to me for a week I had to go see her at work to apologize. We just had our 1 year aniversary. –ogre
Had a chick tell me once, on a first date, that she couldn't stand rock music... Sorry, done!
Took a girl out I met on facebook. She went right in to how her kids had recently been taken away by the state and CPS due to her drug habit. BLD.
I had a date with a woman who showed up totally high. Couldnt keep her awake for the life of me. So i just left her there in the resturant booth...
I was at a frozen yogurt place for a first date and the girl thought it was funny to keep acting like she was gonna feed me her ice cream but them smother it in my nose!!! I just got up and left after the 3rd time without saying anything
I am a relatively attractive brunette & once on a date I had a guy tell me he was tired of dating brunettes. Then he asked me if I had any blonde friends.
I asked a girl out, she met me for dinner. I walked out 10 mins after getting there. Her first conversation was about jersey shores. Ewwwww! ~kris
She wantes me to meet her ex, i was wtf really i told her im done with her that was on our 3rd date!!
A guy I went out with cried on a first date because he missed his ex wife. Awesome!
When on a date with a really hot chick and about half way through dinner she started talking about kids. I paid the bill and left.
Today’s video blog rules…yesterday while I was folding laundry, my pup Lulu was going nuts…running back and forth…finally I pulled my phone out to film this, but mind you this was going on for a few minutes before I hit record:
We got into an argument regarding a story that said 14% of men watch porno for the plot…everyone in the room said that’s crazy and they only watch porn for the sex scene. I was the only one that said I am in the 14%...you need a good plot…wait, strike that…you need some sort of a plot. It’s the build up to the sex…I want to know why they are railing each other…I need to know what their motivation is. They all thought I was nuts, but the texters had my back…ok, some didn’t…but most did!!!!
I'm with STP. It makes for a good buildup and anticipation
I guess i am in the minority. The sex sceen in crank with jason stathem was the best.
Who would want to grab your girl in public and go at it.
I always knew Steve was a woman. Plot isnt needed
I can see stp being a porn star :-) For sure
Steve - u need to watch The Masseuse
If you like plots in porn you gotta watch pirates it's amazing awesome plot funny and some badass sex -Sean the beer guy
Steve is right! You douches have no imagination! Mike the exterminator
The story is always important. JPM!!!
Rock on steve, story rules, rahl agrees
Words are necessary in. Porn for the dirty talk.
"People" magazine has crowned Beyonce’ the World's Most Beautiful Woman. BJ disagreed with this, but I think he’s crazy…beyonce is gorgeous! Last year, they gave it to Jennifer Lopez…BJ disagreed with that one, and I thouth that was a solid choice. BJ thinks these girls are too old to be the most “beautiful” – I disagree…I think both of those women are getting hotter with age…hotter now as opposed to 10 years ago! BJ asked to put a side by side pic of Beyonce at 21 and now at 30...I'm sorry...30 all the wway!!!
Runners up for the honor include Sofia Vergara, Charlize Theron, Michelle Williams, Lily Collins, "Hunger Games" star Jennifer Lawrence, Adele, Megan Fox, Kate Middleton, Julia Roberts, Nicole Kidmanand two "Mad Men" minxes, Christina Hendricks and Jessica Paré. People's" Most Beautiful issue hits newsstands tomorrow.
People Magazine says that Beyonce is the most beautiful woman…who do you think should have topped the list? Here are some texts:
Vicky is of course the most beautiful woman in the world signed, bunny boy
My name is Ashleigh, and I think Eliza Dushku, Gwen Stefani, Halle Barry, Jessica Alba, and Jennifer Love-Hewwit are all more beautiful than Beyonce.
Rock girl christin hands down and she makes great coffee too
Victoria Secret model, Adriana Lima!!! She's exotic and gorgeous. If I were a lesbian... It'd be over!! ;-)
Beyonce looks like E.T. I do not find E.T. attractive.
Kate Beckinsale. She's my girl crush. So beautiful!
Zooey Dechanel
Mila Kunis. One word to describe her: Giggity.
steve, why are you lying? you know i am the most attractive woman to you. –lucy
Bj is an idiot. I met j lo without make up and her skin was the most beautiful i have ever seen. She is absolutely gorgeous and is amazingly nice to boot
Your new rock girl Kaylin is easily one of the most beautiful women in the world, and yes I have seen her with out make up. Still HOT!
Charlieze theron!!! Yes!! <3 rock girl Amanda
Lyndsy Fonseca from the movie Kick Ass so hot you guys rock jordan in tacoma
Kaley couco
So last night I got to see Coldplay at the Key Arena! What an amazing show…seriously one of the best shows I have ever been to. I have seen them a bunch of times…from their first show in Seattle at The Showbox (at the Market), their show at Benaroya, the Gorge, etc…and this was the best. They played all of my favorite songs from the Scientist, Politik, In My Place, and Warning Sign. I have to give mad props to Jolene for hooking me up with the tix…when I got there and we got to our seats I was blown away…there was the stage…and then a big cat walk, and we were dead center in the front row of the cat walk. I snapped some photos…check em’ out:
As you saw in some of those pix…at one point they set up they did a short set where all of them were playing directly in front of us…it was unreal…I took a quick video to give you an idea of how close we were:
I know Coldplay is not a KISW type band, but I like all types of music…and it seems like people really hate on them…I don’t get it…I love their music…amazing songs, and lyrics! But I posted pix on my Facebook and Twitter, and people were goofing on me…for example:
Robert on Twitter wrote: Coldplay? Im disappointed. What’s next? Milli Vanilli
On Facebook…
Candice wrote: At Coldplay…you know how I know youre gay?
Jef wrote: when you wake up tomorrow steve,destroy your man card. LOL
Eric wrote: Every day you disappoint me more. tisk tisk
At the end of the day...I don't care, I'm proud to say I am a fan of Coldplayu, I love their stuff...based on this…whether it be for music, TV, movies, or anything else…finish this sentence: “I don’t care what anyone thinks, I’m a fan of _________.”
I don't care what anyone thinks. I'm a fan of The Princess Bride. Im a 30 year old guy who loves everything about that movie. 'as you wish'
I'm with BJ, I'm a fan of Styx! They are like Pink Floyd on prozac. From Daily J
I'm a metal head through and through, but I'm a fan of Elton John- the guy is inarguably a musical genius.
I dont care what anyone says i am a fan of ricky martin great salsa music
The oakland a's from rich in lacey
I'm a fan of Babylon 5! The acting was better than star trek, had a huge over arching story line, choices characters made actually had impact on their personalities and changed them. I don't see why so many get down on it.
Meatloaf. And i'm not talking about the food.
I dont care what anyone thinks..im a fan of nickelback..i love most of their songs. Adam in Tacoma
I have to say that I am a fan of the 80s band A Flock of Seagulls. I get crap all the time from my friends but screw them their cool, lol!
Wearing women's clothing. Its just more comfortable
I am a fan of wedding planning... in a non gay way. Lol -cameron from oak harbor
I'm a fan of Prince.... Danni in Onalaska
I'm a fan of red solo cup
Today's Video Blog is an Intern Challenge! Our intern Hot Kyle has 60 seconds to find a random woman to allow him to smell her shoes…will he do it?
Here's some bad news for people that travel a lot. You're six times more likely to become friends with a stranger you meet on a flight than to hook up with them. 39% of people say they've made friends with a stranger they met on a plane. Only 6% have found a romantic partner. And only 7% stayed in touch with their new friend after they got back home. We got talking about this, and fpor some reason my mind got wandering and I presented BJ and the gang some “lines” you probably shouldn’t say while on a plane when a hot chick tries to sit next to you:
Wink at the girl and say, “Don’t ask me to stand up right now…if ya know what I mean”
“I’m no Air Marshall…but I am packing heat”
“Can I use those as pillows?”
I don’t know why, but this text soon came in after I came up with those things to say:
I'm suprised Steve ever stands up.
Want to see something funny! Check out Lulu acting all tough behind bars…
According to a new survey, almost two-thirds of people say that honesty about money in a relationship is as important as being faithful. 37% of men and 56% of women admit that, at some point, they haven't told their partner the truth about money. 25% of women and 8% of men have said they bought something on sale when it wasn't. Women are also twice as likely as men to hide receipts or purchases.
Based on the number of people that have lied to their partner about money…is this you? Have you ever hid a purchase from your spouse? What was it? Here are some of the texts we got:
My exwife lied about 275 dollars and now she is my exwife.
Lying is totally worth it! I've got four weapons in the gun locker the woman doesn't know about, but my kids are taken care of and the bills are paid.
Sometimes my wife "forgets" to tell me she bought something.
Smoking purchases for the last 1.5 years
A 1958 stratocaster. she knows its in my music room but has NO stinkin idea how much it cost.... 18000 american. bld ftw
I spent $43 on junk food didn't tell her about and then she found the receipt and immediately broke up with me. ~ from Dah pacman
I hid from my wife getting a credit card but I got it so I could surprise her at the coach store for her birthday. Lets just say she was very grateful after.
Bought my ex some fake boobs. Wish I could have them back to giv to my new girlfriend. They were expensive.
My spouse gave 500 dollars to her sister last week because her sister spent all her money on drugs and didnt have money for her kids. this has happened more than once. i dont know how to put a stop to it and it pissses me off.
I know a guy who hid a new Ferrari from his wife!! For years until he sold it she never knew
Bought a hooker and didnt tell my girl
Years ago my ex husband told me he wanted to buy a car, I said we couldnt afford it he bought it anyway and hid it for 3 months. But I took it in the divorce.
Yesterday we talked about 47-year-old Debbie Stevens of New York. She donated her kidney to save her BOSS'S LIFE . . . then got FIRED. She filed a complaint with the state human rights commission, saying she was only hired for her kidney. Now she's taking it even further . . . and says she wants her kidney BACK. That's going to be tough, though because Debbie's kidney didn't actually go into her boss, 61-year-old Jackie Brucia. It went to a patient in St. Louis who was a better match. And because of that, Jackie rocketed up the national donation list, and got a kidney from a donor in San Francisco. Jackie's also claiming she didn't trick Debbie into taking a job just for a kidney. In an interview yesterday, Jackie said, quote, "I will always be grateful that she gave me a kidney. I have nothing bad to say about her."
Based on the fact that she wants her kidney back… finish this sentence…”I wish I could have BLANK back”. What is something you gave to someone that you wish you could have back? Here are some of the texts!
My bachelor-hood
I wish I could have my 8000 dollar wedding set back from my soon to be ex
I want my soul back from my miserable ex wife.
My virginity i dont remember losing to jimmy beam
I want my 7 years back...married the wrong person!
My virginity it wasn't real special since it lasted about 10 seconds in the back of my ford exp hatchback, yeah the girls name was beck
My forskin! Shawn
I gave my ex my original nintendo 158 games and every accessory available because i was young and stupid
Toppy will appreciate this: in 1989 I gave my girlfriend at the time a red '67 Camaro... 327 4-speed. It wasn't an expensive car back then. Joe from Woodinville
Wish I could get back my 1998 undefeated state champions football jersey and ring.
I wish I could get back my 1993 signed Edgar Martinez Upper Deck card back. Have it to someone who didn't even care about baseball. -the DV
want my innocence back steve –Lucy
Got my boyfriend $1000 drag slicks for his little tuner car. ended up buying a similar car. Kind of wish i still had them... ): from hannah in snohomish.
I wish I could have my weed back. I'm 17, my dad found it in my room, and then gave it to his girlfriend. -lex, Tacoma
Today's Video Blog features BJ getting confused by the internets, and I show him a picture that annoys him!
There aren't many things that should guarantee you job security, but I’m thinking that if you donate your KIDNEY to your boss, you should be OK! Sadly that wasn’t the case for 47-year-old Debbie Stevens of West Islip, New York…she used to work at a company called Atlantic Automotive Group, which operates car dealerships. Her boss was 61-year-old Jackie Brucia. In January of last year, Jackie said she needed a kidney to live, and her donor had been denied. So Debbie graciously offered to donate a kidney to save her boss's life…and actually followed through with it last August. Jackie got the kidney and was saved. Debbie had some complications after the surgery, and missed some work, and she says Jackie called her at home to YELL at her for it, and kept yelling at her when she finally got back to the office. Finally, Jackie FIRED Debbie . . . even though Debbie's kidney is keeping her alive. Seriously? What. The. EFF. On Friday, Debbie filed papers with the New York Human Rights commission claiming she was SET UP by Jackie so she could get a kidney…then fired once the donation was made. Wow. Look…I don’t care how bad of a co-worker Debbie is, she could miss 2 days a week of work and be late for the other 3 days, and I would still promote her or give her a raise whenever there is an opportunity. If any co-worker complained, I would simply state: “Debbie gave me her kidney…what have you done for me lately?” Imagine being the other workers in that building when news broke that Debbie’s kidney was staying at the job, but not Debbie…I would look at my co-workers and say: “Guys, we need to step up our productivity…Debbie was just fired, and she gave up a kidney for the job...none of us are safe.”
Actress Gabrielle Union is currently dating Miami Heat player Dwyane Wade, and during an interview with Conan O’Brien, Gabrielle told Conan that Dwyane banned her from sitting courtside:
Based on Dwyane banning his woman from courtside, we asked to finish this sentence…”I wish I could ban my significant other from doing _____”. Here are the texts:
I wish i could ban him from objectifying women including me in front of our 14 yr old son.
Buying jars of peanut butter... Lucy
I wish i could ban my wife from drinking...she acts like a 16 year old who got her first drink @ a party when she gets drunk
I wish I could ban my wife from sleeping with the neighbor boy.
Joining in on intellegent scientific conversations... Bless her I love the woman with all my heart but she takes everything she reads as fact initally.
Watching reality tv she watches it constantly-max renton
I wish I could ban my girlfriend from reading into every damn thing I do like I am doing some shady crap...
I wish i could band my wife from walking in the bathroom when I'm taking a dump!!!!!!!
Buying kitchen appliances and dishes. I finally cracked and cut her off until we get a house. -the DV
Beat boxing. It's so annoying. He's not even good but thinks he is.
Living on facebook 20hrs. A day. From roy in seattle.
I wish I could ban my smoking hot girlfriend from... Thinking all men are sincerely nice. She regularly has "nice guys" offer her anything from jobs, to gifts, to advice about her life... And believes they are just good people willing to help her out for no apparent reason. Andddd then... They ask her out and try to co nvince her to cheat on her boyfriend.... Stop the madness. – Andrew
I wish my boyfriend would stop treating me like I am one of the women of his past. I am up front and honest and he always assumes I am doing something wrong if I dont answer the phone on the first ring-Emily in Tacoma
I wish I could ban my man from getting coked out of his mind and looking for black johnsons.
There's about a one-in-33 chance your relationship could be torn apart by Apple.
--According to a new poll, 3% of people say they would DUMP their current partner for a new iPad.
--There's more. 11% of single men say they'd rather have an iPad right now than a new girlfriend.
--Women have more traditional priorities . . . only 4% of single women say they'd rather have an iPad than a new boyfriend.
What about you? What would you dump your significant other for? Here are the texts:
A Baconator :) mr. I.T.
I would totally dump that bitch for some tickets to the B.J. Shea Comedy Riot.
I would dump my significant other for a new Ferrari 458 italia
McDonald's
A year at the bunny ranch
If i got tickets to the superbowl and the seahawks were the winning team, I'd not only drop my significant other, I'd go celibate for three years.
I dump my wife everyday for a coffee from starbucks
I'd dump my wife for Vicki... How about it Vicki, will you marry me?
Porsche GT2 would leave my wife of 7yrs together 17yrs
2012 Challenger
There is nothing on this earth I would trade my woman for. She is my everything!
id dump my hubby for my qtr mill mortgage payoff. yep im that kind of a bitch.
I would dump my spouse for a tricked out 1972 ford pinto with the number 69 on the door.
A boat so i can sail as far away from her as possable. has Been 3.5 years
Since my gf is currently being a big ole bitch, I'd dump her for a 70 inch flat screen tv.. - the studly leprechaun
My wife is amazing... the only thing i would leave her for is a time machine. i would use it to go back and treat her better when we first started dating.
Actually my girlfriend is crappy ill give her up for $1 ~ Dah pacman
Today's video blog...is more audio really. We had Lisa Lampanelli this morning as she will be at The BJ Shea Comedy Riot on June 1st at the Paramount (www.stgpresents.org). While on the show she talked about her crying on The Apprentice, and her lack of love for Lou Ferrigno!
This morning we read a study that said that the most offensive thing a woman could call a man is “creepy.” Yes, Creepy…a word that the guys on the show call me ALL the DAMN time! I am glad this study came out because I am offended by it. They mistake my charm for creepiness & I’ve had it. I even said that they need to look at themselves before they call me creepy. In fact I encouraged everyone to look at our new promo picture:
Looking at that pic…I look like the most welcoming one of the 6 of us. Rev and BJ look like they killed someone, Toppy looks like he was watching and enjoyed it, Nick looks baked, and Vicky…I’m not sure what is up with her Zoolander pose. This led to a ton of texts…here are some of them:
Im new to your facez, but da guy inda backwardz ballcap loox da kreepiest to me. And da guy inda green nit cap comez in a close second. Thanx fer all da yearz ov rockin a big one! I hope KISW never endz! KaGe
My fiancee and i say that steve is the most normal looking guy. Rev and Toppy look like they're gonna violate us
Vicky looks hott Rev sorry u are a creeper...STP u are a closet creeper...just saying that's my interpretation of the pic -JC
Bj looks like the green river killer
Well....at least Steve and Toppy look normal?
Bj is king of creepy, he looks like two serial killers! Got your back Steve
The rev looks like he just got action. Vicki looks like she just came off a cheap date
Tell Creepy Steve that if he stops doing creepy things then people will focus on Creepy Rev
I have to agree, rev looks like hes about kill someone.
Steve sounds like a sweetheart :) -kaylanicole.
You're not creepy Steve, just curious. Lucy the dog.
Vicki can creep on me anytime. Trucker matt.
Steves not creepy, the rev is creepy.
thats what happens when youe an Affleck fan creepy steve
You guys are busting me up. I was given a "creepy" tab while I served overseas. indicating I must have completed the military creepy school. And my last name is Hunt So yes my nick name was mike. Thanks guys you head every point
My wife woke me up saturday morning, and I said "you are coked out of your mind looking for a black johnson". I blame Steve.
Eddie Van Halen has struggled with alcohol abuse over the years, and in a new interview, it sounds like his dad is partially responsible for it. He tells "Esquire" magazine, "The whole alcoholism thing . . . it wasn't really the partying. I don't mean to blame my dad, but when I started playing in front of people, I'd get so damn nervous. I asked him, 'Dad, how do you do it?' That's when he handed me the cigarette and the drink. And I go, 'Oh, this is good! It works!' For so long, it really did work. And I certainly didn't do it to party. I would do blow and I would drink, and then I would go to my room and write music."
Eddie didn't say whether this also got him hooked on nicotine, but he's been a longtime smoker . . . and a few years back he said that he didn't quit smoking even after being diagnosed with tongue cancer because, quote, "smoking didn't cause it." Eddie is sober now, and says VAN HALEN'S new album, "A Different Kind of Truth" was the first album he's recorded sober. But that caused his nerves to return.
Based on a story about how Eddie Van Halen says his father is to blame for his drinking problem…what is your problem? Who do you blame? Who blames you for something? Here are some of the texts we received:
I use drugs and didn't realize it until I got out of rehab my counselor said my mom was to blame she is super sweet lady but when she drinks... Which is every damn night she gets wicked mean and to be able to take verbal abuse I would get my ass numb in anyway I could!!
Scott from kent... Im a scifi comic book geek who has a really cool star trek jacket and this all rulz my life i blame my dad.
I'm addicted to peanut butter. I blame Steve. –Lucy
I have a horrible drinking problem and have no one but myself to blame. Thats y i'm up now can't stop puking and feel like crap
I drink at the age of 17 due to stress of school and parses. Mainly parents.
So my girlfriend is pregnant I get blamed for everything.
My girlfriend is now into porn n looks up girl on girl n clams its my fault
I'm a sex addict. I blame sexy women and Steve :) if being an addict is wrong I don't wanba be right.
I'm Anal Retentive about being late, and I got it from my dad. If the Dr says I have 30 days to live I will probably die at day 29.....Glowdaddy
I blame prostitutes for herpes...and steve
Back on March 23rd, 48-year-old Kelly Ervin of Maryland was caught moving his bowels in a police officer's driveway. The officer caught him and asked what he was doing. Kelly said that he goes running around 4:00 A.M. every day and at the two-mile mark, he HAS to go to the bathroom (number 2). So he carries toilet paper with him and just squats down wherever he happens to be. He told the cop he'd been doing this for 20 YEARS. The cop told him to stop defecating in people's yards, and he wouldn't be arrested. Then, a few weeks ago, the cops got a call from someone who told them Kelly had moved his bowels, quote, "at least seven occasions" since January, and even left, quote, "toilet paper with the feces." And the guy's surveillance camera showed Kelly hadn't been running . . . he'd been driving, got out of his Jeep, dropped his pants, did his “deed” in the guy's driveway, then drove off. When the cops confronted Kelly this time, he told them he'd gotten a pain in his stomach and couldn't make it home, so he did his business right there. During all of this, he's never explained why he didn't PICK UP AFTER HIMSELF. And this time, he was arrested and charged with . . . get this . . . ILLEGAL DUMPING. He's facing a misdemeanor of littering or dumping under 100 pounds.
Based on this…why does your neighbor suck? Who has had the worst neighbor? Here are the texts we received:
My neighbor was an ass when i was a kid..he never let us retrieve balls out of his yard...so one day on a hot summer night on a dare...i snuck over to the neighbors yard and took a dump through his sunroof! Still funny 25 years later!
My old neighbors used to throw rocks at us when i was a kid. The girl living there used my sisters name as her stripper name for months.
My next door neighbor was a police officer. He took away my fireworks almost every year on the 4of July for buying the illegal ones
My neighbor shot my dog in the neck with a 22. Thankfully being a 120 lb alaskan malamute. He survived and the bullet is still in there.
My naber sucks because she'll come over during my midnight bowl and complain about the weed smell i have allready explaind to her that i dont smoke in the house because of the kids and im smokeing when she should be in bed what im i herting its midnight this from chris in algona.
Just like u guys im up way early and it seams like every nite when im sleeping the guy next door his alarm on his car go's off @ lest 3 times a nite
My neighbour is a douche. One night had to pull a gun on him for being on my roof at 1am
My neighbor is a total bitch!! Every single time I come home she calls the office and tells them that im banging on walls ans screaming.. I live in military housing, my husband is on the ship and the office has already tried to kick me and my kids out 2x in the last year!! I have no idea why she's doing this.
Today's Video Blog is all about our time at Tech City Bowl in Kirkland yesterday for the annual Sleep Country Pajama Bowl!
Have you seen the viral video that is spreading like crazy – the Tupac hologram that took the stage and rocked Coachella this past weekend? If you haven’t watched this…it’s crazy…check it out:
Dr. Dre said that he's thinking about taking Pac on tour. Dre says he's hopeful the Tupac concert will inspire other artists to resurrect legendary musicians like Jimi Hendrix and Marvin Gay.
The music website Loudwire.com posed a question for their reader’s that asked: Who Would You Most Want to See Perform as a Hologram? Here is the top 5:
1. Kurt Cobain with Nirvana (24%)
2. Dimebag Darrell with Pantera (20%)
3. Jimi Hendrix (14%)
4.Cliff Burton with Metallica (13%)
5. Randy Rhodes with Ozzy Osbourne (8%)
Based on this…if you could resurrect an artist with a hologram performance…who would it be? I know for me it would be Andrew Wood performing with Mother Love Bone. I got to see the MLB reunion a little over a year ago when they had Shawn Smith from Brad singing, and it was awesome…but how much more amazing would it be to have “’Andrew fronting them…and the cool part was that he was so over the top and glammed out that a hologram of him would make sense to the performance. Here are the texts we got:
It would be awesome to see bruce lee and chuck norris fight again....rock on bitches! Kato
jimi hendrix and jim morrison fuck yeah! Megan in Seattle
I would want to see milli vanilli. kevin on the road in Tacoma
Shanon hoon
Bradley Nowell
I'm going with johnny cash Skeletor Ft. Lewis
Freddy Mercury
mother love bone
Dimebag Darrell with the rest of the guys from Pantera.
Metallica with cliff burton
I thought you might get a kick out of this video. This is a music video I edited a long time ago, back in High School for my then band Purrgatory. We were juniors and seniors in High School when we were a band, and here is a music video of our song, “The Purgatory Experience.”
This is an annoying story…Kitsap County...you should be ashamed of yourself. So Kitsap County has issues with Bikini Baristas…because as we all know, when a woman wears a bikini and serves coffee a baby dies. It’s so ridiculous that we get our panties…and pasties in a bunch over this. Should we ban beaches? If you don’t like Bikini baristas, then don’t frequent those places. If someone wants a coffee served to them by a pretty gal in a bikini, is it that big of a deal? NO! So now we have Kitsap County wanting to make it so 8 foot fences be built around the stands so that people can’t see the girls while on the road, and neighboring businesses can’t see them either. This is what we are consumed with? Makes my brain hurt…I need a coffee.
All this bikini barista talk makes me think of my homie Lou’s band, Quickie, and their song “Bikini Barista.”
Not only do I love that video for obvious reasons, but I also love it because Toppy’s Camaro is featured in the video:
This morning we were talking about a survey that said that 1 out of 10 people have accidentally sexted the wrong person…that is CRAZY! I have texted buddies when I meant it for my wife, but it’s never dirty…just a simple “I miss ya or I love you xoxo” text…I did that once to my buddy Monson from the Tacoma Donkeys (our hockey team) while we were in the locker room together…and I remember being like “Bro…please ignore that last text”…but that’s tame…check out these texts that came in while we were talking about this story:
My buddy who lives in Federal Way showed me a text from his Mom that was meant for someone else. Mom: where are you? Are you ok? Buddy: Im fine, Im at work Mom: well, cum home and f*** me Not joking. He's been all shook up for a few days now. I cant wait to meet his whore mom!
My boyfriend needed help on how 2 give oral. I sent detailed directions of what I wanted him 2 do 2 me. The problem. . . I sent them 2 his dad. Shhhhelly
Dick Clark died yesterday of a massive heart attack, after having some kind of outpatient medical procedure the night before. He was 82. Dick suffered a huge stroke in 2004…but he continued to make brief, annual appearances on "Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve"…which he created in 1972. Dick Clark started in radio in the early 1950s . . . as a MAIL ROOM GUY. He got his big break in 1956, getting the hosting gig on a local Philadelphia TV show called "Bob Horn's Bandstand" after Horn was fired. As "American Bandstand", the show went national and aired on ABC until 1987. It then aired briefly in syndication and on the USA Network. The show launched the careers of everyone from the JACKSON 5 to MADONNA. Dick's credits also include "The $25,000 Pyramid", "TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes". . . which he hosted with ED MCMAHON. . . and the "American Music Awards".
Based on the passing of Dick Clark…When did a celebrities death affect you…who was it, and why?
George Carlin. He was not only funny, but timely. I have a lot of fond memories of watching his HBO specials with my family. I still miss him every time
Capt. Phil Harris, he was a regular guy but never got "big head celebrity". He proved tough guys are more than human and can fall anytime.
To this day it still effects me. But that would be the day rock died. When Kurt was taken from us. James in Moses Lake
I was effected by the death of Corey Haim because he was my teen crush back in the day.
I know he's fictional but when they killed off robin in the batman comic book... I was stunned the fans voted to kill him off......
Johnny cash. Grew up to his music and really enjoyed his later stuff with Rick Reubin. Can not watch the video to Hurt without tearing up. Cajun
When Dale earnhardt senior died he was greatest nascar driver that ever lived redneck love Riley in federal way
I cried a little when Eazy-E died. 100 miles and runnin bitches. Painterguy D
Dave niehaus grew up with that voice and baseball was my sport,
John Holmes cause he was a great actor and his package was almost as big as mine . From the falcon from Woodinville
Owen heart during a wwf match
Kirby pucket. The last guy to play for the love of the game.
When WWE's eddie guerrero died. And when chris benoit died. Before I knew the details of the benoit death, I cried about both.
Mike Starr because I was really pulling for him after seeing him on Celeb Rehab and his heartache with Layne and so forth
I am now totally embarrased to admit this, but I cried when TuPac died. Loved his music at the time, cant handle it now
Did you know that Washington is the only state in the nation that does not provide funding to promote tourism. Last year, lawmakers cut the $1.8 million that was allocated toward tourism promotion. The recently formed Washington Tourism Alliance is trying to raise private funds to support tourism across Washington. The number of tourists coming to Washington state has been flat for the past several years.
Being that there is now a group that is focused on promoting tourism in Washington…What do you consider is the top attraction in the Northwest? If you were heading up a tourism board, what would you encourage tourists to come check out? Here are the texts we got:
Sounds cliche, but I'd recommend Pike's Market
Mt. Rainier hands down!! Nowhere else in the country has a mountain like that
I would tell people to check out Canada. Nothing is interesting here
Come to washingon and drive on steve in Puyallup
Red the chicken man at a Sounders game at the Clink
Wine tasting all over our state. :-)
I would encourage people to see Beth's cafe for breakfast, the buffalo wild wings for lunch. Then top the evening with dream girl at ricks. I don't really give a damn what's in-between those. But those 3 must be seen.
Because of the popularity of the movie and the books I would say that twilight tours of forks and la push
Go see a concert at the Gorge it's like a mini Grand Canyon.
Sequim....come check out all the old people that can't drive and are just waiting to die.
Space needle. It may be cliche or an obvious choice, but whether you go during the day or at night, the view is spectacular. Meenah in Kirkland :P
Aaron from Everett: Im with Steve. Gotta ride the Ducks!!!
Troll under the fremont bridge
Today's Video Blog features the Rev nearly puking thanks to something Topshelf got in the mail.
There were so many great stories today…we kicked things off with a great story about a man…and a bottle!!!! On Friday in India, doctors had to surgically remove a LIQUOR BOTTLE from a man's rectum . . . that he'd inserted up there to win a $20 bet. OW! The things we do for money!!!! It was described as a quarter bottle, meaning it's either a small, narrow wine bottle . . . or one of those short, WIDE, hobo liquor bottles. I’m picturing one of those Red Stribe Bottles…although I doubt when he showed up to the ER, the doctor yelled “Horay Beer!”
The next story is more serious…because after all, a bottle up the “recti” is a laughing matter! Have you heard about the 6 year old girl from Georgia that was acting a fool in class to the point that she was handcuffed by cops? Police in Georgia defended their decision yesterday to handcuff and arrest a 6-year-old elementary student after the school called to report a juvenile had assaulted a principal and was damaging school property. According to their report, when the officer arrived, he observed kindergartner Salecia Johnson on the floor of the principal's office screaming and crying. According to the police report, Johnson's combative behavior included throwing furniture, including a small shelf, which struck the principal on the leg. The child was also observed "biting the doorknob of the office and jumping on the paper shredder." That part right there is the part that cracked me up. People don’t understand why cops were called? C’mon dum dum’s…this chick was gnawing on a DOOR KNOB!!!!! A f***ing DOOR KNOB. Need we say more? That’s crazy. I’m 6’3” and over 200 lbs…and if I see a 6 year old trying to eat a door knob, you bet your ass that I’m keeping distance. 6 years old? Wow. Proof that even at the age of 6, B.L.D. (Bitches Love Drama).
When Alabama won the college football national championship in January, they got a Waterford crystal football trophy worth about $30,000. The university put it on display in their football offices, out in the open on a little podium. That's where it was on Saturday, when the father of a current player on the team went to look at it. He tripped over a rug, knocked it on the floor, and it SMASHED into pieces. Please tell me someone yelled FUMBLE when this happened. The player's name wasn't released by the school….which is probably a good call!
Based on this story…finish this sentence…”I can’t believe my parent did _____.” Here are the texts we got:
My father Blew up his little red wagon as a child, with a pupe bomb.
I was 18 yrs old and working graveyard over the summer. And my mom woke me up at 9 am to get high and watch gay porn with her. I moved out that day!
I can't believe my mom has been married to my "step" dad about 2.5 years and I was never invited haven't met him or even seen a picture of the guy!!! And she moved to London
My mom and dad had sex at 7 in the morning when i had my best friend over and they knew about it
My dad decided to fill my car with condoms for my first date. When she put down the viser three fell down onto her lap. Glad she found it funny.
My uncle, cousin and I came home to my uncle's after the movies and caught my dad banging some random fat chick on the living room floor. I still throw up just thinking about it.
I can't believe my uncle asked me, in front of my dad and grandfather, if I am eating that, referring to my girlfriend of the time Bing
I cant believ my dad shot me in the butt with a shotgun 2 make a point that loaded guns shud nevr b aimed @ a person! Im ok.
Met my dad after 30 years he was drunk and asked my wife to have sex with him
So BJ shared this morning that he confuses his wife and his daughter’s pet names…which led to us talking about pet names. We asked what everyone’s pet names are…and here are the texts we got:
My daddy's used to call me fuzzbucket. He has no idea where he came up with that but that's what he called me for many years.
My nickname is m u t t my brother's name is jeff they always called us mutt and Jeff.
My ex and I had cheese fetish so we called eachother cheesecake and cheesenip.
My wife's name for me is stainy rears and mine for her is crusty fronts...usually just stainy and crusty...:) Matt and Bobbi from Ana
I call my man booger or boog =] xoxo rock girl Amanda. He is probably listening haha oops!
My buddy calls his wife honeybear and just for laughs because of it I call my gf honeybucket because we think pet names are ridiculous
we call our daughter chicken , or chicken butt
My uncles from Boston call me banana head.
I call my chick "squishy". Because she always complains about those few extra pounds
Today's video blog features BJ confused by the stuff that amuses the Rev.
Sometimes I am not sure where my brain is…It’s probably due to a lack of sleep, and lack of intelligence that I say some very stupid things. For example…today, while arguing with BJ about whether or not my old season tix to Hawks games were good or not…I told BJ this: “You are making my brain…and my penis hurt!” He looked at me crazy…he said that he understood the upstairs pain, but why the pain down below…to which I replied: “Because I am so mad I’m squeezing my junk out of anger!”
Unless you've filed for an extension, today is the last day to get your taxes turned in to the IRS. Once the clock strikes midnight, those who owe will start accruing penalties -- which can range as high as 25% of your total tax bill. Taxpayers were given two extra days to file their taxes this year. The average refund is $2,794 so far this season -- down about 3.5% from last year. A study was done by Turbo Tax on what people used their refund on last year (percentage doesn’t add up to 100% as people use their refunds on various things):
42% -- put it in savings
41% -- pay down debt
13% -- major purchase (car/tv)
11% -- on Vacation
6% -- other
Being that your Taxes are due today, and many of you are getting a refund…what have you used your refund money on? What are you planning on using it on? Here are some of the texts we got:
a NEW TV…That's what I used mine on. :)
I'm using my tax return to get my green card :-)
I got a 64 inch samsung tv for 3 grand with my return! - jesse in auburn
My girl friend that's 12 years younger, 37 and 24, bought us a 5 day trip to Vegas baby
Got $3800 back 1st had 2 buy daughter,s cap & gown, then caught up bills from not working for 2 months also hit the casino & filled liquor cabinet ($3800 gone)
9 years Go I spent my refund on a beautiful tattoo ( tramp stamp ) this year I have to use it on baby stuff cause I'm having twins!!
My first refund in seven years, I'm buying my wife a trip to Prague for our upcoming honeymoon. Czech beer is amazing. -the DV
My wife's getting a laser and I am getting a vasectomy.
Getting $3k back. 50% to upcoming wedding, 50% to learn to BASE jump :)
I used my refund for flying back to Arkansas to be the best man in my friends wedding. And what was left over I smoked and drank!! Bo from Issaquah
I bought a new hockey stick. Suck it Canada
I spent my $1200 tax return on a silencer for my rifle. Shout out to cascade arsenal in snohomish!
I am gonna spend my tax return on holographic pokemon cards.
I got 8500 and up the nose it went!!!
A survey by CouponCabin found that one in three Americans have stiffed a waiter or waitress on a tip if they think the service was bad.
--One in five people say they tip less when the economy is down, even if they were happy with the service. 87% of Americans say they feel obligated to leave a tip at a restaurant, which means that one in EIGHT people don't feel like they need to TIP AT ALL.
--One in three people don't feel obligated to tip their hairstylist. Half of us don't think we need to tip a valet. And four out of five people think it's okay to not tip the restroom attendant, and people who deliver furniture or appliances.
--More than half of us don't feel obligated to tip someone who gives us a pedicure or a massage.
One out of 3 people have stiffed a server because of service…what is your rule of thumb for tipping? What was the best or worst given? What was the best or worst received? Here are some of the texts:
Tell people to stop stiffing the casino dealers!
My best tip ever was $50 on a $18 bill. Me and my wife were at dennys and the waitress was getting hasseled really bad by another customer and it was our normal waitress we went there 2-3 days a week and we felt bad for her.
Delivering pizzas I once got a 30 dollar tip for a 200 dollar order and then another time I had a 70 dollar order and the man asked for all his change including the pennies which I declined
I left a 20 dollar tip to 2 lingerie clad baristas cUse it was cold out and they were rubbing each other to stay warm.
At bars I try and pretip. Best service you could imagine if you give a bartender 20 before the night starts.
But how much to tip on take out? They bag it up so i belive a few bucks are appropriate but not 15%. Kevin Puyallup
I tipped13 dollars on a 30 dollar bill at red robin yesterday because my waitress was amazing!!!!!
Im a mover. After carrying peoples heavy stuff...... Tip your mover! Best tip 125.00 average 20. Dont tip..... We remember the next time you call lol.
i performed the heimlich on a guy choking a couple weeks ago at the restaurant. . Ass left a 4 percent tip –Tekin
I tip 5$ across the board regardless if its a 20$ pizza or a 200$ meal at palisades. -josh fedway
best tip i got: I delivered a $20 pizza to Peter Buck of REM. he gave me a $50 tip.
Im a garbage man and i can tell u that people who leave christmas tips get much better service than everyone else.
Steve dont double the tax as a tip, if you get hard alcohol beverages the tax doesnt exist for those items leaving them a bad tip.
Today's video blog features a letter we received from a High School student.
What a weekend! I should call in for the Weekend Warrior to win something…then again, knowing me, I would gong myself! On Saturday is was a nice day so we took the pups to the dog park by our house…it’s always a blast to watch Lucy & Lulu run around and play…plus I was able to take a pic of Lucy that, with a little help from the Intagram app, is one of my all time favorite pictures:
On Sunday I visited my homie, Tony F’ing Mitchell at his tattoo shop in Port Orchard – Tony’s Tried and True tattoo. Check them out here: tonystriedandtrue.com . I went there to work on my second sleeve…this one on my left arm…and here are some pix from my visit:
Here is Tony at work!
Here is Tony working on one of my least favorite spots…the wrist:
After sitting and getting tatted for 7 hours…here is what we got done so far…time to heal and get back under the needle in about a month!
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame held their induction ceremony in Cleveland on Saturday . . . and as expected, Axl Rose didn't show. It wasn't televised live. HBO will premiere it on May 5th. Axl wasn't the only classic member of Guns that didn't make it. Original guitarist Izzy Stradlin and keyboardist Dizzy Reed also weren't there. During their acceptance speech, Duff did make a slight mention of certain members not being there, "I don't know that it matters who's here tonight, because it's about the music that these bands played." Drummer Matt Sorum had a great line about replacing Steven Adler in G N R after Slash told him that Steven was kicked out for doing too much drugs: “I said, 'In Guns N' Roses, how the [eff] is that possible?!' Steven Adler deserves an award for THAT." Steven was there, along with Slash and Duff McKagan. They teamed up for a three-song set that included "Sweet Child O' Mine" and "Paradise City". Myles Kennedy from Alter Bridge and Slash’s band sang . . . and onetime guitarist Gilby Clarke was also onstage, even though he wasn't inducted with Guns. It's the first time in nearly 20 years that Slash, Duff and Steven performed together….here is a bootleg recording of them performing Sweet Child Of Mine:
This story is NUTS!!! Almost a year after he died from colon cancer at the age of 67, Michael "Flathead" Blanchard of Denver, Colorado finally had his memorial service on Saturday. His family placed an obituary in the "Denver Post" that's one of the most badass obituaries we've ever seen. It says in part, "Weary of reading obituaries noting someone's courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died . . .So many of his childhood friends that weren't killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats. He asks that you stop by and re-tell the stories he can no longer tell. As the Celebration will contain Adult material we respectfully ask that no children under 18 attend." We're not sure why his family waited so long to do the memorial and the obituary, but we do know that he wrote it himself.
Based on this guys obituary…what would you like to be on your obituary? Here are the texts and messages:
Not so much my objtuary as my tombstone, "I told you I was sick"
Rachel, lived a long and happy life. She loved everyone, except for assholes.
I want you all to know that i am buried face down so all my haters can kiss my ass.
David -- Been there did that and your mom liked it.....
He came he head banged he shredded it was awesome skate and die
"winning" haha love u guys love rock girl Amanda
plain and simple... " enjoyed beers bullets mullets and bitches"
Proud father of two loving pups lucy and lulu…and is glad he no longer has to suffer from his anal Charlie horse
Yesterday while I was getting a tattoo, before we started the tattoo…a couple got married in the shop…yup right there at Tony’s Tried & True. Tony said it was a first, and I was stoked to witness it…granted I would’ve never thought I would see a wedding bust out at a tattoo shop, but it was cool…congrats to Randall & Ashley for getting hitched. The cool part was that one of the tattoo artists, Cliff…was the guy that married them, and then he tattoo’ed “rings” on their fingers. Based on this…What is the craziest thing that has happened to you when you least expected it? Here are the texts we received:
Went to the drugstore to pick up pre-âsurgery meds for broken ankle and had to do cpr on the man waiting in line infront of me. He had a heart attack. Kept him alive until medics arrived. Wild timing
While working for TSA passenger screening at Sea-âTac, I had several WWE wrestlers come through my lane. I even stood behind Triple H at the Wendy's there. –âDan
I got asked by the police to help direct traffic at a bad car accident, while I was tripping on acid, is that worth calling in for
Got shot with paint ball when I was 7 months pregnant leaving the roller skating rink with my kids!! Left a big bruise on my belly!!
Sitting in the parking lot of 7 11 in lake stevens watched a chevy tahoe drive through the front window then flee the scene
Today's Video Blog features some treats that a couple in studio guests brought us!
You really won’t believe this story! I’ve seen some crazy crap while on the road, but I think my jaw would drop if I saw what a state trooper saw on Wednesday. A motorcyclist was cited for endangering his dog while driving Highway 3 in Kitsap County. The dog was balancing on the back of the motorcycle for a few miles…a few miles!!!! And he was just standing there…the pup had no harness. The dog was perched on the seat behind its owner, which is illegal….oh and it’s pretty damn dangerous. What a dumbass! I love that the State Trooper snapped a photo of what went down…
Based on this story, finish this sentence… “I can’t believe I saw _______ while driving.” Here are the texts we got:
I saw a w.state trooper txtn while he was driving!
I saw a complete wardrobe change by a woman in traffic going into Seattle last week Big red
I can't believe I saw two ppl getting it on behind paradise bowling alley on pac. Ave before it was remodeled. He had her up against the side of the building!
I had a taxi ride in California once and the whole way he was driving with his feet, talking on his cell, and putting lotion and Cologne on his feet. This was before hands free devices too
Seen a clown smoking a dubey driving an old vw bug on I5
I once saw a woman taking herself to happytown while driving. It was sweet!
I can't believe I saw a van that looked like the Mystery Machine.
I drive all over the state for work and one day I saw a lady shaving her face in a Silverdale parking lot.
I saw a guy & girl havn sex on a harley while goin down 405!
I couldnt believe I saw a dude playing a ukulele while driving an SUV on the interstate. I have video to prove it. F-ing moron.
I seen a mini horse in the back seat of a small car
I saw a girl eating a bowl of spaghetti while driving
I saw a guy stick his hand down his pants and smell it.
Today's Video Blog features Topshelf's new home! Ahhh...to be a homeowner!
This sucks! Apparently Axl Rose has no intentions of going to the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame…and doesn’t even want to be inductued! He wrote a long letter on his Facebook, and explained why…here is the letter:
To: The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame, Guns N' Roses Fans and Whom It May Concern,
When the nominations for the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame were first announced I had mixed emotions but, in an effort to be positive, wanting to make the most of things for the fans and with their enthusiasm, I was honored, excited and hoped that somehow this would be a good thing. Of course I realized as things stood, if Guns N' Roses were to be inducted it'd be somewhat of a complicated or awkward situation.
Since then we've listened to fans, talked with members of the board of the Hall Of Fame, communicated with and read various public comments and jabs from former members of Guns N' Roses, had discussions with the president of the Hall Of Fame, read various press (some legit, some contrived) and read other artists' comments weighing in publicly on Guns and the Hall with their thoughts.
Under the circumstances I feel we've been polite, courteous, and open to an amicable solution in our efforts to work something out. Taking into consideration the history of Guns N' Roses, those who plan to attend along with those the Hall for reasons of their own, have chosen to include in "our" induction (that for the record are decisions I don't agree with, support or feel the Hall has any right to make), and how (albeit no easy task) those involved with the Hall have handled things... no offense meant to anyone but the Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony doesn't appear to be somewhere I'm actually wanted or respected.
For the record, I would not begrudge anyone from Guns their accomplishments or recognition for such. Neither I or anyone in my camp has made any requests or demands of the Hall Of Fame. It's their show not mine.
That said, I won't be attending The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction 2012 Ceremony and I respectfully decline my induction as a member of Guns N' Roses to the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame.
I strongly request that I not be inducted in absentia and please know that no one is authorized nor may anyone be permitted to accept any induction for me or speak on my behalf. Neither former members, label representatives nor the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame should imply whether directly, indirectly or by omission that I am included in any purported induction of "Guns N' Roses".
This decision is personal. This letter is to help clarify things from my and my camp's perspective. Neither is meant to offend, attack or condemn. Though unfortunately I'm sure there will be those who take offense (God knows how long I'll have to contend with the fallout), I certainly don't intend to disappoint anyone, especially the fans, with this decision. Since the announcement of the nomination we've actively sought out a solution to what, with all things considered, appears to be a no win, at least for me, "damned if I do, damned if I don't" scenario all the way around.
In regard to a reunion of any kind of either the Appetite or Illusion lineups, I've publicly made myself more than clear. Nothing's changed.
The only reason, at this point, under the circumstances, in my opinion whether under the guise of "for the fans" or whatever justification of the moment, for anyone to continue to ask, suggest or demand a reunion are misguided attempts to distract from our efforts with our current lineup of myself, Dizzy Reed, Tommy Stinson, Frank Ferrer, Richard Fortus, Chris Pitman, Ron "Bumblefoot" Thal and DJ Ashba.
Izzy came out with us a few times back in '06 and I invited him to join us at our LA Forum show last year. Steven was at our show at the Hard Rock, later in '06 in Las Vegas, where I invited him to our after-party and was rewarded with his subsequent interviews filled with reunion lies. Lesson learned. Duff joined us in 2010 and again in '11 along with his band, Loaded, opening in Seattle and Vancouver. For me, with the exception of Izzy or Duff joining us on stage if they were so inclined somewhere in the future for a song or two, that's enough.
There's a seemingly endless amount of revisionism and fantasies out there for the sake of self-promotion and business opportunities masking the actual realities. Until every single one of those generating from or originating with the earlier lineups has been brought out in the light, there isn't room to consider a conversation let alone a reunion.
Maybe if it were you it'd be different. Maybe you'd do it for this reason or that. Peace, whatever. I love our band now. We're there for each other when the going get's rough. We love our fans and work to give them every ounce of energy and heart we can.
So let sleeping dogs lie or lying dogs sleep or whatever. Time to move on. People get divorced. Life doesn't owe you your own personal happy ending especially at another's, or in this case several others', expense.
But hey if ya gotta then maybe we can get the "no show, grandstanding, publicity stunt, disrespectful, he doesn't care about the fans" crap out of the way as quickly as we can and let's move on. No one's taking the ball and going home. Don't get it twisted. For more than a decade and a half we've endured the double standards, the greed of this industry and the ever present seemingly limitless supply of wannabes and unscrupulous, irresponsible media types. Not to imply anything in this particular circumstance, but from my perspective in regard to both the Hall and a reunion, the ball's never been in our court.
In closing, regardless of this decision and as hard to believe or as ironic as it may seem, I'd like to sincerely thank the board for their nomination and their votes for Guns' induction. More importantly I'd like to thank the fans for being there over the years, making any success we've had possible and for enjoying and supporting Guns N' Roses music.
I wish the Hall a great show, congratulations to all the other artists being inducted and to our fans we look forward to seeing you on tour!!
Sincerely,
Axl Rose
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A lot of people are really pissed at Axl…including BJ. I get it…I get why they are pissed, but I am torn. Yes…I think the band should do this for the fans, and I think it’s the right thing to do, but Axl did bring up a great point…the line about it being like a divorce rings true. Being in a band is like being in na relationship, and sometimes relationships are so bad that it’s damaged beyond repair. Could this be the case for AXL AND Slash (I say Slash because he was the one member he clearly left out on purpose in this letter). Would you go back to an ex for one night that you absolutely hate, because of a special dinner that everyone wants you both to be at? Of course not. My only issue is that I think these guys should try and fix what is broken…what they had was so special, the Apetite record is one of a kind, and I would think that when Axl is 70 years old looking back on life…he might regret passing up an opportunity to give something back for his fans, old band mates, and ultimately himself. You can’t deny the importance of that band.
Actors often make movies they don't necessarily like. It's all about the paycheck. Apparently, Chris Evans does this a lot. He says, "At this point I've made a lot of films. I've made about 20 movies and I'm probably proud of three." “Captain America" is one of them. Chris says, "Not only was I extremely happy with how the film turned out, but it was such a fantastic working experience. Everything about it has been a positive. There has not been one negative." The other 2 movies he is proud of: The Avengers and Sunshine
Based on this…What is your proudest moment? What is a moment you are least proud of? Here are the texts:
In 2 months my daughter will graduate from highschool! She the 4 oldest of all her cousins yet first to graduate!!! Worste moment when i found out the wife was bangin a black dude!! Stp is so right what he said this mornin women lie so damn much, cant believe a word they say!!! Kevin in p town(puyallup)!!!!
I'm a teacher and I organized 3 benefit concerts for a student of mine battling Leukemia. Raised a ton of money and developed a bond with the family.
Proudest moment is when I ended dated this girl that way out of my luague. And the worstnis when I accsently ced my pants on a road trip and she broke up
My proudest moment was getting my text read on air on 99.9 KISW.
Im least proud of having unprotected sex while i was drunk with a fat girl, i now have a child....ooops!!!
Proudest moment is when I got married. My least proudest moment is when I got hammered drunk and next morning I woke up in my friends bed with him in it.
When I seduced an older woman, until I found out she was a whore, now it's my least proudest
A clothing company called Austin Reed surveyed 2,000 women to figure out the qualities that make up the "PERFECT MAN." Here are some of the qualities…
--Physical. Six feet tall. Muscularly toned and athletic. Brown eyes. Short dark hair. Smooth chest. Clean shaven. Good fashion sense, but gets ready in 17 minutes or less. Wears jeans and a v-neck sweater.
--Habits. Non-smoker. Prefers beer over wine or cocktails. Admits when he looks at other women. Eats meat.
--Education, Career, Money. College degree. Earns more than you . . . approximately $76,000-a-year. Drives an Audi.
--Hobbies. Loves shopping. Watches football. Can swim and ride a bike. Knows how to change a tire. Has a driver's license. Likes dramas and reality shows.
--Other Emotional Stuff. Calls his mom twice a week. Says "I love you" only when he means it. Is sensitive when you're upset. Has a good sense of humor. Wants a family.
So this survey was done on the qualities that make a “perfect man” – but what about the fellas? What is a quality that makes for a “perfect woman”? Ladies…what else would you add to your list of qualities? Here are the texts:
Adding to the perfect man list Personally I love a beard. Not anything to long or shaggy. But if he takes care of it and trims i go crazy over it..
She must have common sense, and not be a complete dingbat. Oh.. And tatas. No a cups or flapjacks.
Simple. I want a chick that dont have ugly feet. Havent found one yet. All of em. Ugly feet and ugly knees. Not askin a lot, but guess I am.
1.She shuts up 2. She makes a hell of a sandwich 3. She gives sex on demand Mike in auburn
Tattoos...... The perfect guy is gonna have tat's ,short or bald hair and no suits!!
A good man is someone who doesn't care and encourages he's spouse to go out with friends and nit get mad. Natalie from port orchard
Honesty, Loyalty, and a FAT ASS!!!! BIGJOHN
My perfect man is respectful and will take me out on fun dates like go karting and funny stoner movies. He has to be ok with my piercings, smokin the gan ja, and me smoking cigarettes. I don't like selfish guys, he should try to make me happy as much as I try making him happy ;) and lots of sex
Hardworking,honest, good looking for a perfect man.
Pop Culture website, The Frisky, has 5 tips for keeping the spark after moving in together. The website states, quote, “There's a tendency to treat each other as roommates instead of romantic partners, but a few simple tweaks to your everyday routine can help to amp up the chemistry and strengthen your bond.” Here are the five tips to keep the spark after moving together:
1. Meet after work. There's something to be said for seeing each other across a crowded restaurant — rather than, say, getting ready together in the bathroom.
2. Avoid typical roommate drama. Nothing screams "unsexy" like nagging each other over housework, so do your relationship a favor and communicate any small complaints before resentment builds.
3. Keep the bedroom work-free. Designate your bedroom as an intimacy-only area.
4. Make chores fun. Turn dish-cleaning and laundry-folding into your favorite time by turning on some music, dancing, or having a meaningful conversation — first date-style.
5. Don't forget the little things. A simple bouquet surprise or breakfast in bed can go a long way in sparking a bit of passion.
This got us thinking…sometimes you lose the spark because of what you find out about your partner when you finally live together…so we asked, what did you learn about your partner after you moved in? Here are some of the texts we got:
Xgf moved in and brought all her Elvis posters and Elvis memorbilla and she was only 22 from blueblunder in Everett
My boyfriend picks at his toes before bed every night.
2 yrs in... He expected to be able to date other women... When I told him sex was fine but no dating and he couldn't do it...
girlfriend plus 3 cats in the bed every night equal weird
Ya she turned into a fat sloppy bitch.
I did not know my husband used a wash rag to wash his rear end aftr takn a crap instead of toilet paper yuk....tracy
Oh yeah, and he pees sitting down almost every time
Hugh in bremerton- she leaves laundry every where and doesnt cook, what the hell!!!!
I learned my husband takes baths instead of showers. The first time I saw his large body sitting in our small tub....I couldn't stop laughing. Jennifer
33-year-old Mark Preece of Wales found out they were filming the movie”Wrath Of The Titans” about 20 miles from his home, so he HAD to be involved. Mark works as a male nurse for Wales' National Health Service, and called in for several fake sick days so he could be an extra in the background. All of his time off was paid sick leave. He might've gotten away with it too . . . until one of his coworkers ratted him out. It's not clear if the co-worker spotted him in the movie or just found out he was in it . . . but he was busted. Mark pleaded guilty to fraud by false representation, fraud by failing to disclose information, theft, and obtaining services dishonestly. He was sentenced to 180 hours of volunteer work and an $800 fine. And he was fired.
Based on this…why did you call in sick? What did you want to do? What’s the worst excuse given or heard? Here are the texts:
I had to call in sick so I can be at my little sisters reenlistment ceremony at fort lewis.
called in sick to star in a local short film. I have a history of back problems so I said I threw my back out. Paid time off and paid for the film.
Some kid at my High School in 2008 called in a Bomb Threat because he wanted to go snowboarding. I knew who it was. Told the principle and got a $1000.00 reward
I wanted to get a little loving from my woman, so i called into work saying my uncle got in a car accident and I was visiting him. Totally worth it. B.W in Auburn
I wrote my own excuse letter an made my grandparents sign it so I can leave school early to stand in line for Star Wars Episode 1 movie tickets. -Pancho-
Called in sick for Pain in the Grass the last couple years. -Austin. Lacey, WA
1991, 19y/o, call in sick to lose virginity. Roommate/co-worker narcs me out, get fired.
2 years ago I said my Mom died so I could go play in the "World series of poker". Still have 2 keep up the lie at work that moms dead, but I won $26,000. Jason
I called in sick 3 days in a row so I could go to Vegas with my buddies girlfriend. He had to cover my shifts while I was gone.
I called in and say i have an eye problem because i can't see myself coming to work i want to golf.
Had a co-worker call in using excuse he crapped his pants while driving to work. Once he realized excuse worked he seemed to crap himself once a month.
Today's Video blog is an Intern Challenge...Tahiti Steve has 60 seconds to find random person to do a celebrity impression or an ethnic accent…will he do it?
This morning we got talking about the Tulip Festival…no, it’s not a porn convention…its an area in Washington where there are a crap load of Tulips. People go nuts for this…I once went, many many many years ago…and it was cool…for 15 seconds. I look out at all the Tulips, and say…”Wow, that’s a lot of Tulips.” Then I’m done…but no…the ladies love this…ya gotta spend what feels like an eternity walking around looking at flowers…FLOWERS! More than 1 million people go and check this out each year, and I’m guessing it’s couples that go…therefore 500,000 of that million are miserable, but do it to make the 500,000 happy. If you don’t know what you are missing…here you go:
BJ tried to make it cool by saying there is a place nearby to sit down and have a drink…sorry dude, but I will never say this in my life: “Hey bro…wanna grab a beer and look at some Tulips?” I like this text we received:
Little did i no Cutting a couple tulips for your girl is highly frowned apon -cam-
The Rev had a question about a guy named Skrillix this morning…who is he? He’s loved by many in the music world and the type of music he makes is called Dub-Step. I see people post about this Dub-Step all the time on Facebook…I have officially become the old guy that dismisses the young kids music because I think this is crap. Check out Skrillex:
After we tried to figure out Dub-Step, people started texting in their opinion on this style:
Dubstep is to music what Twilight is to literature. And I constantly bust my husband's balls for listening to the crap.
Dubstep sounds like transformers having sex
Dubstep is taking a recording of a fart, synthesizing it, and randomly speed it up and slow it down.
You have now just heard the entire genre of dubstep
Dub step is based on farts
Dubstep!!!! Ftw!!!
Its like heavy metal and techno had a baby... And its an ugly baby
Dubstep is similer to techno with deep bass, more changes in the music, and some singing --S.Pike!—
33-year-old Burlington man who was banned from Walmart stores for life was seen on surveillance video stealing goods in a Marysville Walmart. So he was busted and arrested at the place he was already banned from. Why? Drugs of course…he had prescription drugs and meth in his pockets.
Based on this…where are YOU not welcome? When have you been kicked out of an establishment and why? Here are the texts we received:
Me and my friend got kicked out of the Walmart in yelm for getting on the intercom and playing never gonna give you up over the loud speakers and throwing bananas in the aisles.
Bar mitzvah. The girl I was dating at the time was Jewish and had a little brother. I wanted out so I showed up hammered. -the DV
I'm not allowed at a casino for knocking a guys tooth out because he bitch slapped me for hitting on his girl
From the Kirkland Costco for attempting to steal xbox games. They caught my friend and i just as we ditched the games in a random bin. They Copied our ID 's and walked us to our car. We laughed the whole way. Never stopped us from going back.
I got banned from Canada for 7 years for saying I never got arrested. Wasn't lying just got some slack cut on a DUI.
I got kicked out of Fred Meyer. I was laying on a display bed for a split second and a worker bitched at me about it. When she walked away, I jumped back on and messed it up a ton in spite of her. Later was kicked out.
My girlfriend and I were kicked out of toys r us for having a sword fight with the plastic swords.
Im not welcome in Vickie's bedroom... I don't think
A judge banned me from the town of chelan for one year for peeing in public. Was I drunk? Let's just say, my urine would have ignited at that point. Wes
I got a banned from Kent for street racing for 1 year
I was kicked out of WinCo. I couldn't help myself. The peanut butter looked so good. -Lucy
A restaurant owner in Laguna Beach, California stopped on a bench by the ocean to drink coffee and make phone calls Saturday afternoon, and left his wallet behind. To make things worse, he was on his way to pay some contractors doing work on his building, and he was carrying $10,000 in CASH. Someone eventually found the wallet, and turned it in to a lifeguard…with the cash, and they didn't even leave their name. The lifeguard didn't pocket any of the cash EITHER. He turned it over to the police, who were able to track down the restaurant owner and return ALL his money.
Based on this story…what was the biggest thing you found? (Did you keep it?) What was the biggest thing you lost (was it returned?) Here are the texts:
I found 600 in small bills in a bankbag in a empty speaker box in a dumpster at some condos i work at.hell yes i kept it
the biggest thing i lost was a package that was being brought back from Iraq after my deployment. It was approx 120 dvds and 160 music cds that i had either purchased or were given to me as gifts. Also in the package were photos of my kids and their activities while i was deployed. I never did get it back. Brian
My grandmother donated a purse to a thrift store, but somehow she forgot that she left $10,000 in it. Thankfully, the thrift store returned it!
Back in my party days of going to raves... I once found $600 and 10 E pills
One half pound of weed in a gym bag on the side of the road in olympia kept it n sold it for cash
I found a wolet with 160$ and a piece of weed...i keeped it all
I found a bank bag on the side of the road with 4800 bucks in it and some business receipts. Turned out the be a nightly deposit for a local restaurant i n Edmonds. I turned it in and didn't take any money. Call the business and the owner came and got it. I didn't get a reward or even a thank you. If I had to do it again screw that guy I'd keeping it
I found $50 at a 711 gas pump one time and I turned it in about six months later at the same gas pump I lost $50 I went back a few hours later and someone had turned it in and I got it back!
I was in Vegas drunk on the strip I dropped 2000 on the sidewalk. When I realized it was gone about a half hour later I went looking for it. a homeless g uy had picked it up and found me and gave it all back. Skeletor ft. Lewis
Biggest thing I've found was the keys in the ignition of a brand new Harley Davidson. The devil on my shoulder said joy ride but I put the key in his helmet hanging on the handlebars. Couldn't do the poor bastard like that.
I found a hand in Puget Sound. I didn't keep, nor did I return it.
What a weekend! If you recall…I left for Spokane to play in the Classic Hockey Tournament with my team, The Tacoma Donkeys! Once again…we lost every game. The majority of our team couldn’t tell you how we did as we tailgated, and pre-funked for every game. This picture sums it up best…my teammate wrote on his Facebook: “Our goalie getting ready for our game!”
Yup…nothing like some Soft Tail Spirits Vodka and Wired Energy drink before we hit the ice!
The new iPAD is out and many people have spent around $500 on it, and a new survey found that 98% of new iPad owners say they're satisfied with their purchase. 82% are very satisfied and 16% are somewhat satisfied. Only 2% say they're somewhat unsatisfied, and 0% say they're very unsatisfied. I have the iPAD 2, my wife got it for me for Christmas, and I am 100% satisfied with it…I love that thing! So this got us thinking… When have you made a big purchase and been extremely satisfied with it? What is it? Here are the texts:
very satisfied with my 20 dollar lap dance at the acropolis, -Eric on Alki
70 jumbo jacks w/ranch for a family outting. $140
I recently bought a nice pair of home speakers from Magnolia A/V for $6800 and accompanying speaker wire for $4800. I couldn't have done anything better
My sig handgun its amazing
First new/used car. I'm 28 and just just replaced the car my parents gave me at 15 1/2.... Best $35k I've spent
Bought a whole crate of peanut butter, I wasn't too satisfied but my oh my was Steve satisfied- Lucy and loo loo
Divorce attorney! And Harley Davidson
Bought a brand new Harley! Worth. Every penny! $17,000
Spent almost $200 on an XBOX 360/Kinect bundle. Very satisfied.
Dropped $600 on my saiga,12 semi automatic shotgun. Best investment to date!...Ron the pirate
I just bought the apple Mac book pro for 1400$ and its awesome this coming from a pc user
Hey guys. Yea seven thousand on a mower. It makes my job so much faster. Thanks pangea joe
A bidet best purchase ever haven't used toilet paper in mpnths
$3,000.00 on a sweet Mapex drumset With cases! had Alan White from Yes play it with my band the Aury Moore Band!
So I do a podcast, The STP-CAST, with The Rev, Toppy, and Mono Nick…on this week’s podcast we chatted with TNA Knockout Velvet Sky:
TNA Wrestling is coming to the Showare Center on Friday April 27th, and at the live shows, the TNA wrestlers are very accessible to the fans, so I asked Velvet if there was ever a time that a fan creeped her out, and she shared a great story about how a female fan once licked her face twice…only to find out that the girl was once a guy…she was a post op. Listen to the podcast here:
Based on Velvet Sky’s strange encounter with a fan…when did you have a strange encounter with a Celebrity? Here are the texts:
I sold the prefsor from giligans isjaid exslaxnd depens at the market bainbrhdge islaind back when i worked there years back it was fueny bc he said he had a big weekend planed
In 87 I lived in Lahaina Maui went into a bar and sat down next to terry bradshaw and his left guard from the 70s. I was in heaven. Having a beer with the gretest qb in my time.I said man mr Bradshaw, youve been my hero since I was just a little kid. Kinda killed the mood. Hey toppy!
Randy johnson almost ran me over when i was little at kingdome he came flyen out back gate in a jack up 4x4 like he was a nase car driver
Kurt cobain used to come into my dads store and steal beer in westport i hated him
My sister ran into William Shatner to which she said, "omg, you're William Shatner!" to which he replied in true Kirk fashion, "Yes...I know. Light Speed Checkov." and drove off on his scooter.
Met jimmy carter at my family reunion, didnt know who he was due to only being 10, I asked him if I could cut in line and was met by 2 secret service agentsend he let me cut, related to his wife Rosaline through marriage
My friend Julie over at Mt. Ranier Harley Davidson in Seattle sent me a message about this fundraiser going on…it’s a super sad story…especially if you are a dog owner. Last month, Kona was beaten with a hatchet by the owners neighbor…Kona is in need of serious medical help, so tomorrow at Mt. Ranier Harley, they are having a fuindraiser from noon to 3 pm (1305 1st Ave, Seattle)…here is the flyer…please help out…spread the word!
This will be a short blog, as I am one foot out the door to head to Spokane for The “Classic” Hockey Tournament…wish us Donkey’s luck…this is what I am about to walk into when we arrive at the rink!!!!!
Today's Video Blog is all about our intern Peter...as he is wearing mittens at work.
Today, we are celebrating the history of Seattle Rock! Today is the anniversary of the unfortunate deaths of Kurt Cobain and Layne Staley…which is why we have decided to pay tribute to their musical contributions as well as the contributions that many other bands made.
We’ll celebrate all day and night long for our 2nd Annual Seattle Rock Day with nothing but the music of Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Mother Love Bone, The Fastbacks, Soundgarden …and more! This was a blast last year, and today is no different! I am such a fan of the Seattle music scene…even as a high schooler in Brooklyn NY I was obsessed with the NW! I was a member of Pearl Jam’s fanclub, Alice In Chains fan club, Soundgarden’s as well. I would order Sup Pop records in the mail…I couldn’t get enough of bands like the ones mentioned, as well as Mudhoney, Green River, Mother Love Bone, The Fast Backs, Best kissers In The World, Screaming Trees, Flop, Nirvana (duh), and the list goes on and on.
Based on today being Seattle Rock Day…which Seattle Band is your favorite…why? Here are the texts:
Favorite Seattle band of all time has to be The New Originals! Vendetta Red is a distant 2nd! You guys rock Thanks So Much for this day! Taylor from Puyallup.
Anything by Ken Andrews (Failure). He was born in Seattle.
Sir mix a lot...cuz baby got back!
I got to see Pearl Jam the night the filmed the video for Even Flow. 21 years later, I have got to see them 32 timrs along with 8 Vedder solo shows
Alice in chains all the way went to spanaway lake high school with jerry Cantrell
i think mother love bone.alot came from them. please play crown of thorns.....
Hey its laura from bothell! And my favorite band from seattle is hands down nirvana. They had so much talent and changed music as we know it.
Gotta go with AIC. Layne Staley's voice and lyrics are as original as you can get. Badass guitar riffs too!
Seaweed. They were my neighbor alternate rock band from tacoma that almost made it to the big time
Temple of the dog or mad season. It's like an allstar game
Mother love bone is my favorite band cause.my mom.lives next door to the drummer
QUEENSRYCHE!!!!
Alice is probably my favorite.... Besides liking their music I grew up with sean kinney and I watched the struggles he went thru to make his dream come true and I'm glad to see he made it happen....
I'm Stephen, & I pick The Wailers. I grew up with them, and worked a concert for them a couple weeks before the lead singer passed (he died April 15 2011).
Mxpx - move to Bremerton! Nuff said!
I'm Jake from Everett and I've always loved Modest Mouse. Such a unique sound, and they are just really creative people all around.
Sunny Day Real Estate and Sweetwater. Both awesome live and VERY underrated.
After last Saturday night, windowpane is one of my new favorite seattle bands
This morning since we were talking a lot about the Seattle music scene...we asked a simple question...What is your favorite “Seattle Rock” memory? It could be a concert…a run in with a band member, or anything involving the local music scene. Here are the texts:
Seeing vendetta red at tower records with my two yrs old son then meeting them after the show wich they took the time to tell my son thank you an took Picswith me an my son with the band :-)
Was working at the Puyallup fair, was a couple rock bands playing in grandstands. I was selling sodas in a stand when I was 15 and my buddy who was a drummer saw Jerry Cantrell from Alice in chains in the crowd, I hooked him up with a free soda (at the cost of my job lol) and got his autograph on a dollar bill. Framed and hanging on wall.
I think it was 1993, Pearl Jam did a secret gig @ the Off Ramp. Soon as word got out the place was mobbed. People in the alley were trying to take hinges off back door to get into the show. Total chaos!
Saw Heart and head east @ parkers on 99 for 5 bux. Awesome
Opening day at the Mariners and Pearl Jam's Mike McCready shredding the national anthem. Great moment.
Just recently saw Soundgarden for the first time, at The Gorge, with Queens of the Stoneage. Was amazing! They still kick ass and it was great to hear Rusty Cage In Person – Dustin
Nirvana with Mudhoney at Western in B'ham for $7.00
This is yostie in oly great memory from old pain in grass is seein gruntruck then meeting ben the singer bad ass band no one talks about
I saw Kenny G at greenlake while I was on mushrooms... Man. He's a d***
working for the senate in 2000, got invited to a loft party by Krist N., hanging out there,chris cornell showed up, the 2 of them played an accoustic 5 song set – justin
I saw Alice in chains...mookie blaylock (pearl jam) and sweetwater at the Off Ramp Tavern. the bands all came it into the crowd to watch eachother after their set...it was amazing. from JT in Tumwater
Hey guys my favorite rock memory is of the kisw listening party with queensryche that i went to about 18 years ago. Still love both keep it up. Don in Olympia
2 weeks before Badmotorfinger came out,Soundgarden at the Capitol theater,ten bucks!!! BADASS! Stokes from Olympia
I lost my virginity to Down in a hole by alice n chains!!!!
Today's video blog features part 2 of BJ hanging with Wil Wheaton at Emerald City Comicon.
Huge thanks to Chris Cornell and Matt Cameron for joining us this morning. That was a blast…the opportunity to speak with 2 of the members of Soundgarden is a moment I won’t forget. I am so excited that they are back together, currently in the mixing stage of a new CD, and they had a new song to premiere for us that is going to be featured in the Avengers movie called “Live To Rise.” We played the song after the interview, and WOW…Soundgarden is back bitches!!! Great song, it felt great to have the headphones on with new Soundgarden music kicking into my ear drums! Get more info on Soundgarden and to check out the song here:
After we played the song…the feedback was huge….Here are some texts we got…and I agree with all of them!
Epic start to the day, excellent interview and great song
Is it 2012 or 1993 watch out world Seattle music is back better then ever
GOOSEBUMPS, SOUNDGARDEN YESSSSS
Song kicks ass!!!! Love it!!! glad to have them back! Ya!! Rock on! -anjelly
Holy s*** this is awesome.
Awesome!!! We're insane but not alone, hold on to let go!!! Effing rad
Dude. Goose bumps. Song is sick
Russ Berkman of Seattle had tickets to see the practice round for The Masters at Augusta National today. He had a trip planned to Georgia, he was ready to go . . . and then, a few days ago, his dog ate it’s tickets. When Russ realized his dog, Sierra, had eaten the tickets, he came up with a plan. He made Sierra vomit by giving her hydrogen peroxide . . . which is safe for animals . . . then sifted through it and somehow pieced the tickets back together. Then he took a photo of his ticket pieces, sent them to officials at Augusta . . . and they actually issued him replacement tickets. Sierra is doing fine.
Based on the story of a dog that ate a guys ticket to the Masters…complete this sentence: “I can’t believe my pet destroyed ______.” Here are some of the texts….
My lab/ hound dog got stuck in the blinds at our brand new house, and ATE her way free. Had to replace the whole thing!
I can't believe my black lab named snoop ate my whole pan of pot brownies. he slept for 2 days. Btp bob
hola bitcholas! So i had a dog that would eat anything and one day he ate a light bulb all but the metalbase, and a few days later he ate a few beer cans
My dog ate my husband's W-2 this year. We couldn't find it for days and realized what happened after pieces of it showed up in her outdoor business.
My first puppy has cost me some cash...window sill when she was teething, Zune, remote, cell phone, expensive heels...the most costly was my leather couch....
My BULL-MASTIVE Dug undr our fence & tore off the neighbors siding on his house! 4500 worth of damage! Yes our insurance covered it! All is good.
My baseball hat collection from all over the world...including a pre 9-11 fdny hat
I can't believe my dog destroyed my testicles - Steve the producer
My Boston terrier ate my boxed 1983 Boba Fett action figure.
My pot belly pig ate a quarter pound pot I left on the coffee table. He passed out! And I was plain out
Last month, a Florida man appeared in court on a domestic violence charge, and was ordered by the judge to ... take his wife on a date. The charge apparently grew out of an argument Joseph Bray had with his wife—whose birthday he failed to acknowledge. According to the arrest report, Bray shoved his wife onto the couch, held her neck, and readied himself for a punch, but didn't actually hit her. At the hearing, she told the judge she was neither hurt nor in fear. Because of that, and because Bray had no priors, the judge ordered what a local paper, the Sun-Sentinel, calls "whimsical conditions." The judge asked the woman what she liked to do and where she liked to eat, and her answer became her hubby's punishment. The judge said, quote, "He’s going to stop by somewhere and he’s going to get some flowers, and then he’s going to go home, pick up his wife, get dressed, take her to Red Lobster, And then after they have Red Lobster, they’re going to go bowling." They were also ordered to begin marriage counseling. Hell he could choke me and threaten to punch me if it meant I get a meal at Red Lobster!
Based on this story…finish this sentence: "I Wish a Judge Would Order MY Spouse to ___________."
To quit hogging the damn bed/blankets, so annoying. Not fair either –isaac
I wish the judge would order my wife to go in a diet. Than maybe I could force myself to have sex with her. Signed, Waiting for "dream girls of foxes"
Mandatory naked cleaning... In high heals
I wish it was ordered for her to leave me the F alone..
My wife promised a 3 way and hasn't delivered. I want a judge to order her to stop being so picky and nail a broad with me.
I wish my wife would cook dinner every god damn night, instead of always wanting to eat out or order in!
I wish a judge would order my girl to shut the eff up and quit blaming me for the life she chose.
To have a threesome with me and my hot neighbor
I wish a judge would order my wife to stop shopping with our vacation budget! Come on, the weather here sucks!
To use the damn elliptical machine we bought a few months ago. Biggest waste of money ever if you dont use it.
Last month, a Florida man appeared in court on a domestic violence charge, and was ordered by the judge to ... take his wife on a date. The charge apparently grew out of an argument Joseph Bray had with his wife—whose birthday he failed to acknowledge. According to the arrest report, Bray shoved his wife onto the couch, held her neck, and readied himself for a punch, but didn't actually hit her. At the hearing, she told the judge she was neither hurt nor in fear. Because of that, and because Bray had no priors, the judge ordered what a local paper, the Sun-Sentinel, calls "whimsical conditions." The judge asked the woman what she liked to do and where she liked to eat, and her answer became her hubby's punishment. The judge said, quote, "He’s going to stop by somewhere and he’s going to get some flowers, and then he’s going to go home, pick up his wife, get dressed, take her to Red Lobster, And then after they have Red Lobster, they’re going to go bowling." They were also ordered to begin marriage counseling.
Based on this story…finish this sentence: "I Wish a Judge Would Order MY Spouse to ___________."
To quit hogging the damn bed/blankets, so annoying. Not fair either –isaac
I wish the judge would order my wife to go in a diet. Than maybe I could force myself to have sex with her. Signed, Waiting for "dream girls of foxes"
Mandatory naked cleaning... In high heals
I wish it was ordered for her to leave me the F alone..
My wife promised a 3 way and hasn't delivered. I want a judge to order her to stop being so picky and nail a broad with me.
I wish my wife would cook dinner every god damn night, instead of always wanting to eat out or order in!
I wish a judge would order my girl to shut the eff up and quit blaming me for the life she chose.
To have a threesome with me and my hot neighbor
I wish a judge would order my wife to stop shopping with our vacation budget! Come on, the weather here sucks!
To use the damn elliptical machine we bought a few months ago. Biggest waste of money ever if you dont use it.
Today's Video Blog is an Intern Challenge! Our intern Peter has 60 seconds to find random person to give him a back rub...will he do it?
Big doings in the WWE yesterday!!!!!! Last night on Monday Night Raw marked the HUGE return of BROCK LESNAR to the squared circle! Check it out…(hoefully the WWE hasn’t pulled this video by the time you try and watch it):
This is so damn awesome…what a great way to follow up an amazing Wrestlemania with a Lesnar vs. Cena story line. I am so excited to see Brock back in the ring. I love the people that say “Brock couldn’t handle real fighting, so he went back to a place where the outcome is determined!” I laugh at these comments…last I checked he did win a few fights, kind of won the UFC Heavyweight title too last I checked...then dealt with a near death experience…returned and wasn’t fully the same. Hell, I hated Lesnar in the UFC, and I’m defending him right now…what the hell!
The website Ranker.Com, which is a pop culture site that creates lists, was inspired by a research done at Harvard that stated that coffee drinkers have a lower risk of stroke, Parkinson's disease, Type 2 diabetes, and some types of cancer.
They have come up with 3 bad habits that can ALSO have positive side effects.
1. Smoking. Overall, it's one of the worst things you can do for your body. But in one study, elderly patients who used nicotine patches for six months showed improved long-term memory and a better attention span. So the NICOTINE in cigarettes might make you sharper . . . but everything else in them will kill you.
2. Drinking. A 20-year study of nearly 2,000 people showed that even HEAVY drinkers tend to outlive people who don't drink at all. And a study at the University of Auckland found that moderate amounts of alcohol tend to improve the memories of lab rats.
3. Playing Video Games. More and more research shows the benefits of playing video games. In one study, adults who played action-based games were able to make accurate decisions about 25% faster than people who didn't. SERIOUS gamers were able to pay attention to more than six things at once . . . which means it also helps with multitasking.
Based on a story about the three bad habits and the positive side effects they have…be honest…what is your bad habit? Here are the texts:
Worst habit I have is being constantly horney at wrong times for example when we are at my husband's parents I just want to take him upstairs
My bad habit: eating out alot , the positive side effect: me being full
Im 36, I chew and Im a women.... Positive, I dont effect others with disgusting/dangerous smoke!
Tanning~it's positive cuz...it makes me look and feel better, u hav to do somethin to get sun livin in this state! Plus vit D! :)
I smoke weed...alot...but on the positive side it gets me stoned
Energy drinks like Monster Nitrous and Full Throttle.
When I get hammered, I tend to turn into a whore. But, I'm now quite good in the sac.
Cracking my knuckles is a good conversation starter. -max
I am a perverted WOMAN i Have a serious masterbation habit, i Masterbate like 2 times a day and have reg sex partners
If you've never heard of the cinnamon challenge, it's a YouTube phenomenon, and it's a trend that could hurt people!!! In the cinnamon challenge, you try to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. That's it. But it's virtually impossible and everyone ends up choking, gagging, and crying. And some of them wind up hospitalized. In 2011, poison control centers nationwide got 51 calls because of people who had trouble breathing after taking the cinnamon challenge. So far this year, it's already up to 139 cases in just three months. The big risk with swallowing cinnamon is that it gets into your lungs and causes breathing problems. And if you have asthma, it can trigger an attack. Hell back in 2007, Thee Ted Smith tried this challenge while Kid Rock was in studio...check it out:
So based on people being hospitalized for this stunt …finish this sentence: "I can’t believe I was hospitalized for _____." Here are some of the texts we got:
The craziest thing i have been hospitalized for is getting my penis caught in a corona bottle. Whatever you do try your hardest not to get turned on once its in
When I was a kid I put a cynder block on the roof, tied a rope to it, and tried to climb it.. You can put the rest together... :) listening from Honolulu
My buddy chopped his package almost all the off with a skill saw. Through 1 side and almost through the other he got airlifted and now has a little bend
When I was 13, I fell into the ball pit at McDonnalds and fractured my arm in 2 places. –Naomi
For choking on peanut butter Signed Lucy
Riding a lawnmower off a cliff into puget sound. Knocked out all my teeth, broke my jaw, and lost my left shoe
I was hospitalized for getting magnets stuck to my testicles. they were the computer hard drive magnets and they would. Attract through your arm so i thought it would be funny to put them down there. The doctors said well theres a first... i was 15 btw
I pogoed off my 2 story house. I back flipped and landed wrong. Broke my wrists and got a gash in my head. Epic. I got a lot of dates after that stunt
A buddy snorted a cap full of barcardi 151 on a dare, stayed the night at Stevens hospital for a severe sinus problems
Call bs bj..how small would your unit have to be to get it in a corona bottle..even at thirteen i dont think it would of been possible
Today's video blog featuires BJ hanging with Wil Wheaton at Emerald City Comicon:
I type this with a heavy heart…I am sadly no richer than I was on Friday, and being that I was broke on Friday…thanks to rising gas prices, I am even broker today. I did not win the Mega Millions on Friday night…even though I truly thought that one of my 10 tickets would be the winner. Nope…not me. Not only am I not richer…I am also not any smarter! I am such a moron when it comes to lottery (Friday was the first time I have ever played), that I didn’t realize that I had more than one chance to win with mega Millions…and after I saw I didn’t win the jackpot, I tossed my ticket in the trash. Well…apparently there are 5 people in Washington that won 250,000 bucks!!!!!!! I might be one of them, but I have to go through Lucy’s droppings in the garbage to find out. I’ll do it. How great of a headline would that be: “Man wins $250,000 with a defecated ticket!” Ok…they might say “soiled” or something less gross. The highlight of this talk was this text making fun of me:
how lazy can you be when all you have to do is scan your ticket to see if you've won?
What a weekend…yesterday was the Super Bowl of Wrasslin’…Wrestlemania went down yesterday, and I have to say it was the best Wrestlemania in years. The highlight…the battle for the streak…the end of an era…Triple H vs. The Undertaker. These guys seriously brought it in their hell in a cell match, and the Taker won to become 20-0 in Wrestlemania matches. It was an amazing match. The other highlight was obviously the match between John Cena and The Rock. This was a great bout as well, and The Rock looked great in the ring. Do you think it’s strange that I just said that a muscular man wearing nothing but boots and underwear looked great? IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK! The Rock gave Cena the Rock Botton and pinned him 1-2-3 to win the match and close the show.
The weekend was great for me for another reason as my hockey team…the Tacoma Donkeys finished the season in 1st place…yup, we went from worst to first. Playoff’s for us start in about a week as we have a 1st round bye. I’ll keep you posted on Donkeynation!
I had a great weekend, but I think my homies in Windowpane had an even better weekend. I’ve known Glen, Mark, Tony, and Kev for a while now…and not only are they a great bunch of dudes, but their music is awesome! They are currently on tour with Five Finger Death Punch, and they got to do something that is a dream of mine to do…play a show at The Paramount Theater. That is my favorite venue in Seattle to see a show…I can only imagine what it would be like to play there…my other fave is the original Showbox, and I have been lucky enough to play a few times there, but the Paramount will probably be a venue that I will never be able to rock the drums on! The guys in Windowpane did though, and I am so proud of them…check out this footage that our bud, photographer, Iron Mike Savoia took:
Last week, a 59-year-old IT consultant was fired from his job at the Iowa Farm Bureau. The reason we was fired was because surveillance cameras caught him RELIEVING HIS BLADDER on his attractive female coworkers' chairs. Apparently, back in October, women started complaining about mysterious stains on their chairs. Last month, the Farm Bureau installed some surveillance cameras, and they caught the man urinating on chairs. He had never even met some of the women whose chairs he defiled. The company thinks he used his IT access to search through employee photos, and then picked out the hot women and targeted their chairs for his fetish. The Iowa Farm Bureau says he caused about $4,500 in damage. The West Des Moines police are investigating. Hold on…$4500? How much were these chairs? They should fire the office manager for wasting money too!
So that guy might be the worst co-worker ever…based on this…who thinks that they have the worst co-worker? What is your co-worker horror story? Here are some of the texts:
This one guy brings his reall fat wife to work with him during the graveyard shift and nails her in the utility closet.
i had a coworker that shared a small office with me and he would go to the gym at lunch then hang his sweaty clothes on the office fan to dry so i had to smell his netherpart sweat. I got him back by eating pecans at my desk, he has a nut allergy.
I used to shared a company van with another driver and every morning I have to deep clean the steering wheel because he put his nose boogers in there
My co-workr was caught ,fired, & is doin time 4 urinating in the coffee pots in the lunch room!! Let that b a warning 4 anybody thinkn thats funny! He got 24mo!
The a-hole that pisses in the stall with the seat down and can't clean up.. Fk you
I have a co-worker that eats pills and drinks beer on the job. Then proceeds to talk trash about other co-workers. Its awful.
Yesterday was April Fool’s Day, and the internet was full of pranks…some even pulled by some of the more well known tech giants! Google released its latest “feat” – a version of Google Maps for the ‘long neglected’ Nintendo Entertainment System (NES). The game features old school pixelated graphics, a Google software engineer, wrote in a post on Google's official Maps blog, quote: ‘With Google Maps 8-bit, you can do all the things you already do on regular Google Maps. Google's created Chrome Multitask Mode for April Fool’s Day. The system would allow users to surf the web with both hands by using more than once mouse on the same computer or allow two people to use the computer at the same time. A website called ThinkGeek.com released a prank gadget to mark the return of Hungry Hungry Hippo’s for the iPAD generation, which puts a set of the plastic hippos on top of the user's iPad. YouTube launched The YouTube Collection, taking the site off the internet and bringing it into users living rooms. In the scheme, users would be shipped shrink-wrapped boxes of all of the DVDs that it takes store the information held by the video-sharing website. The first installment would come via 175 moving vans, and then get additional updates every week as more videos are posted to the site.
Being that yesterday was April Fool’s Day…were you pranked? What was the best prank you pulled? Here are the texts:
i told my family that my wedding had to be pushed back because my fiance didnt want to be fat and pregnant in her wedding dress
A couple years ago my mom applied for an over 40 modeling agency, she called me yesterday and told me her portfolio had been purchased by hustler and she was going to be appearing in hustlers next issue... I immediately cancelled my subscription. Then she called back with the April fools – Rob
Did you see Fado's prank on FB? They advertised white Guinness, "available only today!" There's a picture on thirty wall.
Woke my wife up asking where the car was like somebody stole it
I was about to give my girl flowers then yelled april fools and tore them up :) rick in auburn
I once put exlaks into a dinner I made for my family of 10. We only had one bathroom at the time.
I redirected my roommates Internet traffic through a specially set up proxy that made all of his Internet pages load upside down.
Duck taped dads car shut
A friend of mine is a sheriff. Ran into my moms house covered in fake blood and had him screech into my moms driveway about 30 seconds after I ran through the door.
I'm surprised the poor woman didn't have a heart attack
My roomate is always talking about buying a new enviormentally friendly "green" car. So I covered every inch of non window space with sodded grass yesterday.
Everyone on my facebook thinks im in Navy bootcamp right now
I changed my fourteen year old brothers phone to spanish Im 10
I had my friend convinced that Undertaker lost at Wrestlemania last night. Best I could do frnm work.
Today's video blog features a gift from the fine folks in Tacoma -- Johnny's Seasoning Salt!
