Ugh…rough loss for the Devils last night! I was all ready to rock…I had a homebrew beer poured that my bud Gilles made…and hell, it looked like Marty was eyeing my beet through the TV!
I really thought we had this one…started off weak, by the third period the Devils looked awesome, and in overtime, they looked great too…but sadly they made one mistake, and that mistake cost them the game!
So the Kings are up 1-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals…I’m not worried just yet…the Devils started off the last 2 series with a loss, and made adjustments to the team they are playing and wound up winning. Plus…I predict the Devils will win the cuip in 6 games…in order to do that, you have to lose 2 games…consider that one of them.
Angela on Facebook posted these pix on my Facebook wall...never before have I seen pictures that sum up who I am as a person…nice find Angela!
According to a new study, 60% of American workers are unhappy at work. That's three out of five people who aren't happy to be there, but 70% of them plan on staying. A separate study found that one in three people say they're chronically overworked, and 54% have felt overwhelmed at work at some time in the past month by how much they had to do. It also found that 29% of people think most of what they do at work is a waste of time. I guess I am in the 40%...I love my job, minus getting up early and dealing with BJ for 4 hours. Other than that…Best. Job. Ever!
So 3 out of 5 people are miserable at work…based on this…why does your job make you miserable? Or are you one of the 2 out of 5 people that’s not miserable…what is it about your job that you love? Here are some of the texts we received:
Getting yelled at by drs offices bc their patients eye glasses ate not done or delayed .... Norm
I went to school to be an engineer but the very large company in this area i work for outsources all the real engineering work so i basically sit around all day doing paperwork instead.
I love my job. I work parks and rec at a park on a lake. I get to spend all day at a beautiful park and fish on my lunch. Ever seen a bald eagle catch atrout? I have. Freaking awesome. Johnny D
Im an elementary school teacher, what I hate about my job is that it's so political, it should be about the kids!
I dig graves and am outside all year, been there 24 years and it feels like about 3. Its only a job if you dont want to be there. The t town gravedigger,
Unhappy due to the boss won't pay for parking in Bellevue so I have to bus.
My jobs cool, I calibrate scales used on anything from loading the space shuttles, to weighing the crabs on deadliest catch! Have seen my scales on TV! Jason.
Im in the army and i love my job they pay me to shoot kick ass guns drive kick ass trucks and when i deployed and got shot shot at it was the most kick ass rush ever GOD BLESS AMERICA
I love my job! I'm a massage therapist and I help people everyday. Leyland in Olympia
I haul cow manure for a living and I wouldn't trade my job for anything!! I make good money, I have the most awesome bosses a guy could ask for, and I don't have to deal with the public! Steelers suck... Derrick in Sedro-Woolley
Love my job. I'm a truck driver. I don't really have a time clock. I get there when I get there and my customers are happy. No timeframe = no stress.
I hate my job because my creepy coworker scratches he balls in front of me, then touches everything.
There's a website called WotWentWrong that offers relationship advice, and they came up with the most common reasons why men and women get DUMPED. Here's what they found:
--When women get dumped, the top ten reasons are:
1. The guy isn't ready for a relationship.
2. She has bad hygiene.
3. The guy doesn't feel like he's a priority.
4. They fight too much.
5. He thinks her sex drive is too low.
6. She's always late.
7. He met someone else.
8. She's a bad kisser.
9. The guy doesn't see a future with her.
10. She's too hairy.
--And the top reasons guys get dumped are:
1. She found someone else.
2. She thinks their eating habits are too different.
3. He's too high-maintenance.
4. He's too short.
5. He doesn't make enough to support the lifestyle she wants.
6. He doesn't make her feel attractive.
7. He's always late.
8. She's not attracted to him.
9. They fight too much.
10. She doesn't feel like she's a priority.
Based on the top 10 reason why people get dumped…be honest…why did you get dumped? Why did you dump someone? Here are some of the texts:
Broke up with a girl because she had bad breath. She had just told me 'I love you' the week before. I'm an ass. -the DV
I got dumped because he couldn't get over his ex...but ill admit she was hotter than me but she used him...i at least had common interest
He got me & his ex pregnant, @ the same time. We both had the same name, they're now married with 4 kids. I aborted & it wasn't the same anymore especially finding out he never let go of the ex.
My girl friend of 12 years dumped me Because i didnt list her on facebook as being in a relationship with her!
I've been dumped for being "too nice". Apparently this girl wanted to be treated like crap. Now im dating the girl of my dreams and i can be as nice as i want!
I got dumped over religion. She told me i wasnt holy enough to marry.
Dumped an ex because she was jealous of my hotter friends.
I got dumped because she was whoring around. Not sure how I didn't realize it while we were dating. Always practiced safe sex though, thankfully.
Just last weekend I told my girl I cheated on her 3 times do she would leave me alone.
My girlfriend left me because she wanted to focus on school, later found our she found some other dude. BLD!!! –Tim
Ima guy who got dumped because I play to many video games allthoygh I work 50 hours a week
Today's Video Blog features John Keister from Almost Live! John is going to be at the BJ Shea Comedy Riot tomorrow at the Paramount (June 1st) with Lisa Lampanelli, Chris Hardwick, and Mono-Nick! Get tickets at www.stgpresents.org
Proof that anyone can be a You Tube star…. This morning we talked about this video…it’s the dumbest rap song ever, and will be stuck in your head…somehow…over a MILLION people have watched it:
BJ is right that we are quickly going towards a world of Idiocracy…since when is stuff like that quality entertainment? I mean, c’mon…stuff like that saturates the internet and people might miss real entertainment like this:
At least on TV we can still get high brow entertainment that clearly the internet is lacking. Like this:
On this week’s episode of the STP-CAST, we got to talk to Slash about his new CD Apocalyptic Love, which is in stores now. I have to say, this CD is hands down my favorite record of the year…every song is great…the highlights… a song called No More Heroes…here is the song (sorry for Spanish subtitles):
Another song I LOVE is called Not For Me! Check it out:
Slash is going to be at The Paramount on July 13 – tickets are available through STGpresents.org I cant wait to see them perform this CD live! During the interview I brought up the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame induction where Slash performed with Guns N’ Roses, and Miles Kennedy sang…and Slash said that at first Miles didn’t want to sing and be a part of the drama, but at the last minute…while on a plane to Cleveland, he changed his mind because it was the right thing to do for the fans. This got us thinking…if he didn’t do it…I would be he would have regretted passing up that opportunity…as the performance was awesome…
Based on this...what is something that you didn't want to do, but after you did it...you were glad you did? Or what is something that you turned down doing, and still regret to this day? Here are some of the texts we got:
I regret turning down going to see Dane Cook with a girl I worked with in favor of trying to fix my failing relationship. I am now married to the other girl lol
Turned down the chance to race a stock car for my dads company due to my step dads advice
I regret turning down a construction electrition job making about 45 bucks an hour after 5 years because i was having fun at my job now i make 14 in a warehouse
Regret not sleeping with the girl of my dreams. I had the chance in college and didnt because she was drunk and i wasnt drinking. If i could go back i would do it over and over again! --STP's recycle guy—
Deploy to Iraq was scared out of my mind. But wouldn't change it for anything made the best friends and lots of good and bad memories Drew in Puyallup
Regreted high on meth and ignored the girl in awesome red lingerie. Glad, Serving 4 years in the u s army and straightening my life out ... I don't ignore red lingerie anymore. The extra testicle
Swam with whale sharks in Mexico in deep blue sea! <3 rg Amanda
Turned down a job in Guam working with special forces because of a woman... regret it!! She turned out to be a hoe!!
I regret handing Lucy over to Steve when she was a pup.
Did ya hear about what happened at Rocklahoma? Queensryche’s front man told the crowd that they sucked! Check out the video:
I watched the Rocklahoma coverage on HD NET…it was awesome, but I missed this part…however, we did get some texts:
Hey, jeff was only telling the truth, the rocklahoma crowd was weak! Made me prowd thad a home seattle guy called oklahoma out for sucking! Hellyeah stole the show! Hd net is awsome! Craig in lacey
You can even tell that Scott and Michael thought the crowd sucked when Eddie Truck interviewed them after show.
Geoff Tate killed it at rocklahoma despite how bad the crowd sucked
This isn’t the only interesting news we are hearing about Queensryche… Rumor has it that things in the Queensryche camp is rather unstable, and the band might be calling it quits. Earlier this month, reports on the website Metal Sludge surfaced of an incident that happened in April where Geoff allegedly threatened his band mates with a knife before a show in Brazil. According to reports, before the show, Geoff caught other members plotting his removal from the band. During the soundcheck, according to witnesses Tate violently assaulted guitarist Michael Wilton, knocking him down and then, armed with a knife, tried to attack drummer Scott Rockenfield, but was restrained by security guards. It sounds like Queensryche is ready to move on with a new singer and using a different name since Tate probably owns the rights. On June 8th and June 9th, Rising West – featuring everyone in Queensryche besides Tate – will be performing Queensryche classics from the first five albums with singer Todd La Torre at the Hard Rock Cafe in Seattle.
The website Pop Sugar has an article about the 9 Ways To Earn Extra Cash When Money's Tight… here are some of your options:
1. Offer Experiences to Strangers – there is a site called Vayable, which allows people with specialized knowledge and talents, local info, and time on their hands to create experiences that others can purchase. It's basically a touring and activity company without the company.
2. Become a Mystery Shopper
3. Seek Out Odd Jobs on the Internet -- So long as Craigslist is around, so too will there be part-time gigs like walking dogs, house cleaning, babysitting, yardwork, and more.
4. Have a Garage or Yard Sale
5. Turn Your Space Into a Microsublet -- rent out your spare space to travelers.
6. Register For Focus Groups - you can make anywhere from $50 to $125 per session, which usually last from one to two hours.
7. Perform on the Streets
8. Collect Recyclables For Cash
9. Sell Your Body to Science -- Sought-after specimens include plasma, hair, eggs, and sperm.
Based on this…what have you done for extra cash? Here are some of the texts we received:
Donate blood plasma for money in college. It sucked. From the O.D.P
I referee basketball and umpire slow pitch softball.
Had no job. So i sold lots and lots of weed. –justin
Magic: the Gathering. Cube draft for money. David in Everett
For extra cash: I once sold the tix that I won on YOUR show. They were for Five Finger Death Punch, and I couldnt go to the show. Thanks again, Dave Allen (from Everett).
Far extra cash I pretended e b a guard dog & bark whenever I heard something or someone outside. That was a fun way to make $1000 for 5 hrs. Lol!
I've done at least 15 of those medical research experiments earning $500 - $2800 for each one... I've taken so many pills and undergone so many tests I now urinate bright green on a daily basis...
Mystery shopping sucks! The pay is crap (and you pay upfront then they reimburse you- which takes forever), and they expect you to write pages ofdetailed reports. If you miss even one small detail, they don't pay!
i officiate hockey for 60 bucks a night
Bouncer for high school parties, being 6ft 300 lbs $50 and a bottle of Goldshlogger
So BJ shared with us that he hurt himself over the weekend…he pulled a muscle…not the love muscle…but actually pulled a neck muscle during “love making”! I asked if that stopped him, or did he “rub some dirt on it”, “walk it off”, and keep going…to which I am proud to say, he kept going! I, being the investigative journalist I ain’t, asked him what position the injury occurred in…it was while he was on his side. A valuable lesson was learned here…always rest your head on your arm curled under your head…or….get a firmer pillow for moments like this!!!!
So I have been on the Twitter of late, and I came across a Twitter feed that makes me laugh all the time. I thought it was really tracy Morgan’s Twitter page, but it turns out it’s an imposter…but this imposters tweets are far more entertaining than Tracy’s real page. Tracy should hire this guy to tweet for him…here was a fave I read over the weekend:
Here are some other gems:
Speaking of Twitter…how dumb is Metta World Peace? Who is Metta? That’s LA Laker Ron Artest’s new name…and that’s not why he is dumb…he Tweeted this over the weekend:
Oops…wrong holiday buddy…everyone knows Labor Day is on December 25th. At the end of the day, Ron…I mean Metta…still wins…he is paid millions upon millions of dollars to play a sport, so we can goof on him all we want…his bills are paid!
Now BJ’s weekend was one of injury…mine was AWESOME! Friday night couldn’t be better…all because of this:
That’s right Adam Henrique scored the overtime winner…and the New Jersey Devils are going to the Stanley Cup Finals!
Even my wife got caught up in the celebration…honestly there is nothing better than the NHL playoffs…especially when your team wins the Eastern Conference Champiopnship & plays for the cup starting tomorrow!!!!
On Saturday, we had our first ever STP-CAST party…it was to celebrate the fact that our podcast was voted the #4 podcast in Western Washington (part of that KING 5 poll)…so we all met up at Laser Quest in Federal Way and shot Lasers! The big winner was The Humbler…he won all 3 games, and Toppy did the best for the guys on the show. I did great in the first game, but I assembled a team of 8 year old snipers that protected me en route to a 7th place finish (outta 25 or 30 people…not too shabby). In between game 2 and 3, a few of us went next door to get “re-hydrated”:
It was a blast, thanks to everyone who came out to shoot lasers…we will do this again soon! Listen to today’s STP-CAST (will be posted around 1:30 PM) to hear all about our laser battles…including a great story about how I got yelled at by a 12 or 13 year old girl! Plus Slash calls into today’s STP-CAST…that will be fun. You can find the podcast (again, the new one will be up at around 1:30 pm today) here:
A survey by a British healthcare company called Benenden Healthcare Society found that the average person gets injured or ill nearly 10,000 times in their life. That breaks down to:
--2,808 bumps and bruises: That works out to 36 a year, or three a month.
--858 headaches: That's a little less than one a month.
--780 backaches: That works out to 10 a year.
--468 cases of upset stomach: One every two months.
--You'll also get 234 bug bites . . . the same number of paper cuts . . . 156 burns . . . 156 earaches . . . 78 bloody noses . . . 78 electric shocks . . . three trips to the hospital . . . two surgeries . . . and one broken bone.
Based on this…what was the worst or most ridiculous injury you have suffered from? Here are the texts we received:
Vasectomy. I grew an extra testicle for about 6 weeks from a blood clot. Signed e t the extra testicle
Bit my tongue OFF! Was 9, fell backwards in a bar stool, back of head hit the floor I bit thru? ER sowed it back on! Can't prove it, tongues heal scars. Jason
Was crushed by a back hoe. Have to get a new knee and am lucky to be alive!
Fractured my hip playing Kick ball. – Chad
Found out I'm allergic to icy hot, my butt and face swelled up and I had hives for 2 weeks
I broke my elbow when I was dreaming and flailed and hit my night stand... Embarrassing! Holly
Broke both my wrists at the same time bmx racing. Sucked for three months not smackin the monkey. Dan puy
My PE teacher in 9th grade had my class do piggyback races and I ended up snapping my femur in half.
Nate from lake stevens. Me and my buddies got drunk and thought the trampolines would be fun. I literally busted my own balls on the outside rail. 5000 dollar accident
Most recently was attacked by rooster...took a peck out of knee, and beat crap outta me. Twisted my knee and am just now healing from it!
I woke up with a tick sucking on my right nut on sunday morning!! No joke..
According to a new survey, 76% of women and 70% of men say they really want to have sex in public, or they want to CONTINUE having sex in public. That's more than three-quarters of women, and more than two-thirds of men.
Men and women were less excited about making a sex tape . . . especially women. Only 40% of men said they'd film themselves getting-it-on . . . and women were even less into it, at 22%.
So we had to ask the ladies and the fellas…is this you? Where was your favorite place to do “it”? Where was the riskiest place? Here are some of the texts we received:
I had sex with my girlfriend in the kitchen of her dads house while her dad was passed out on the couch in the living room. It's was the first time I had ever been to his house and first time ever meeting him. scary but awesome!
Womens bathroom on the ferry. It was AWESOME!!!
Jfk airport lounge. Their argueing woke me up, their make up sex kept me awake. Good thing it was dark ;-)
best place I've ever done it would have to be in my ex's office during business hours! –Chiree
In the woods hunting w/boyfriend. Another time in the Redwood's between split in trees. It's the thrill of getting caught.
Had sex in a salon chair stationed at the storefront window during lunch hour:-P Andrew in AUBURN
On the capitol steps in Olympia with the hottest girl in high school. Got caught. Cop was laughing so hard he let us go. First thing he said was " did you get your pants back on ok son" . He was crying he was laughing so hard. Fishpimp
I had sex in a packed movie theater during 1 of the star treck movies
Had sex in a crowded nightclub on halloween
Im a chick and i did it once at a little leugue dugout...at night...super hot when i got pressed up against a chain linked fence.
On top of a Zamboni when I worked at an ice arena
My gf and I did it rock climbing up on the edge of a cliff about 200ft in the air
Today's Video blog is a quickie...it stems from the STP-CAST party at Laser Quest in Federal Way, and when Toppy gets in the mood to dance...there ain't no stopping him!
BJ started the show off with depressing news…He came across a story about why people “sext” – I thought this would be an easy answer…to have sex. But apparently I am wrong. According to the website Wired, women send naked pictures because it’s a turn to feel desired. So if a chick sends you a sexy picture, it’s not because she wants to do you…she just likes the way it feels to know that the picture makes you want to do her…but no “doing” is necessary! That’s crap if you ask me…talk about a whole new way to tease a poor fella! Now for guys, Wired says that guys send naked pictures to show off. That is total B.S….sure a guy is “showing off”, but they are “showing off” because they want the intended party to want to put what was he is “showing off” to use! Duh. We got a couple of texts because of this…
steve sounds so heartbroken about this fact hahaha
I was sexting last night...I got laid last night....by myself. Steffeny on Puyallup
The big story of the day yesterday was a Tiger is on the loose in Puyallup…people are freaking out, and for just reasons…it’s a 200 pound tiger! I even had contact with the Tiger! Ok…not really…but I did get involved in a Twitter exchange with the Puyallup Tiger!!! Yes, the tiger is on Twitter…follow him @puyallup_tiger. It all stemmed from a Tweet I received from Vicky B. Check it out:
Yup...the Puyallup Tiger listens to our show! Awesome!!! Here were some of the other choice “tweets” by the Tiger…They’re Greeeeeeaaaaat! (Sorry I had to do that!):
Dave Sims still getting excited about warning track fly balls?
Jesse Jones says his name weird.
Found a radio... Listening to the men's room.
For the record... Chihiahuas are cats. Not dogs. And quit spending so much money on them.
Hold the phone! You guys pay that much for gas?
Hope I don't go to gig harbor... I got no cash for the toll on the way back.
Tattoo removal has gone up 32% in the past year . . . supposedly because people realized tattoos can make it harder to get JOBS. A new survey asked 700 people who had tattoos removed last year WHY they did it . . . and yes, job reasons was the number one answer at 40%. I just think it’s crazy that we still have issues with people having tattoos. I think it looks more ridiculous when you go somewhere and the tattoo’ed employee has to wear a arm band or a band aid to hide their tat or piercing!
Based on this…Whether it be a tattoo or anything else…when has something kept you from getting a job? Here are some text messages we received:
Im a teacher & have to cover my tattoos. I have nothing even remotely offensive, but people are uptight.
Should be a garbage man they don't care RED
I SMOKE WEED. That has kept me from getting plenty of job's
Job? I can't even get a meal. Puyallup Tiger
Aw man, I didn't get a job because they said I was fat! Who cares as long as I can do a great job?! They acted afraid my fat would rub off!
I was looking for work for 15 months and went to lots of interviews , but believe I didn't get the job because I'm morbidly obese. Glowdaddy
I had a bad of pot fall out of my pocket in the middle of a interview. Reached for my phone and bam! there it was. Oops
Well i had lip piercing's and i had to remvome them. then i got hired on at spencers and they dont care since we sell body jewlrey
As a guy, I used to have long hair done to my waist I grew for 10 years. Cut it when it was getting thin on top. Think aging hippie look. After the snip, My work then offerd me an upper management job with a secretary after the haircut. Keep it short always now. Cajun
Today's video blog features competitive Bar B Q'er Saffron...as she brought us some ribs she cooked with Bulls Eye Bar B Q Sauce!
I’m in a good mood this morning…why you ask? Same reason why most mornings I am a happy camper…and a picture will sum it up:
Yup, the Devils won last night, and are now up 3-2 in the Eastern conference Finals against the Rangers. So suck it Rangers fans…we are one win away from heading off to the Stanley Cup finals against the Kings. If you just read that and said to yourself…”We are one win away, Steve? I didn’t know you are on the team!”…well, thanks to Glen The Toolbox, I have photographic proof that I once skated with the New Jersey Devils, and won a cup too!!!
How the mighty have fallen though…I once skated with the team to win the cup (yes, I am keeping the joke going)…to now…where I watch the boys play as I sit on my couch with my pup…Lulu!
Game 6 is tomorrow night! Lets Go Devils!
So there are 2 female soldiers that are suing because they want to be able to be in the front lines of combat…this led to us doing a topic if you agree with these women and that they should not be banned from combat…my opinion is this: put em out there once a month during that time (if you know what I mean), and call them the “Aunt Flo Infantry” – they would go buck wild on whoever is in front of them! If you think I’m being insensitive…check out some of these texts…priceless:
Women can barley play call of duty and now they want to grab a real gun and run out into the battle field? Shut up and get back in the kitchen!!!
Women are already Effin Crazy, I couldn't imagine a women w PTSD after see'n combat, Deadly combo... stick makin sammiches
Hell no they shouldn't be, they are way too much distraction and emotionally unfit.. Not saying all women are, but there is enough that there would be too much
Oh hell yes! Let them go 2 war! Iv dated som crazy-ass bitches! The taliban wont c that comn!
I see if they can meet the same physical fitness standards of the men they send to combat then send them. The standard for women is currently much lower. Shaun Bothell
I am a USMC vet. I served in the infantry. My opinion is that women should not be allowed in combat. These chicks do not realize their argument is a slippery slope. If they want in combat then I want all women in the military to pass the same physical fitness test as the men.
Hell no, BLD and its just plain trouble mixing them with males in a combat unit.
Some of the best snipers in the world are women... been proven scientifically
At the end of the day…I think we can all agree…it wouldn’t suck to go into “battle” with former Rock Girl, Erin!
Britain's "Sun" tabloid says AXL ROSE'S demands on his tour rider include, quote, "Wines, beers, vodka, red and white roses and a square melon." He says the square melon is an "exotic" thing that, quote, "absolutely can't be missed." Axl is not the only artist making news recently for interesting rider demands…British tabloids claim BRITNEY SPEARS is demanding a boatload of diet coke and Doritos in her "X Factor" rider. Here's a rundown of what she wants: 12 Snickers bars . . . six cases of Diet Coke containing 24 cans, which must be replenished every week . . . 10 bags of Doritos for her and her team a day . . . 12 vases of magnolia blossoms in her dressing room . . .And 10 pieces of chicken and four pints of potato salad every week. She also requested a "beauty team," which includes a personal manicurist, a facialist and a massage therapist.
Based on this…if you were a rock star…what strange demand would you have for your rider, and why? Here are the texts:
Dancing dwarfs
I would have a oz of weed a day, a bong with two perks, 10 blunt wraps a day, 3 cases of pyramid beer, one of each aha toro bottles, and hella munches –Justin
If I was a rock star I would demand a gold toilet seat be installed in every bathroom
I would demand a mobile McDonald's that follows my tour bus at all times, a rack of beer in square cans
I would want a midget bartender, Tim's jalapeno potato chips, and a vast assortment of Sushi!!
I would want two things. Bottle of Pappy Van Winkler bourbon and a muffo sandwich from Salumi in Pioneer Square after every show. Best sandwich on earth – bjorn
I'd want vikki on my tour bus ;)
Today's video blog features a Star Wars themed gift that Topshelf got from his buddy Matt from Australia!
So I went 10 for 10 in Beat The Producer, and after I won the game…BJ saw my computer screen and was confused as to why this was pulled up:
First off I didn’t think I needed a reason why I’m on Maxim’s site…other than the simple explanation that hot chicks are featured on the page, but this time around I had a legit reason behind having this page open. One of our new Rock Girls, Haley, is in the running for Maxim’s Hometown Hottie competition…so I was voting for her! You can do so as well…
I mentioned that since there is superstition in the world of competition, and I went 10 for 10…maybe I need to look at her pic every morning to inspire me to victory. This of course led to BJ going down an inappropriate road saying that I’ll be playing a different version of “Beat the Producer” because of that picture…I swear I work with perverts! So now BJ has coined “Beating The Producer” as a new euphemism for…well…you know!
A KOMO 4 Problem Solver hidden camera investigation discovered workers drinking on the largest construction job in the state: The 520 Bridge construction project. Numerous workers are shown with a beer in their hand, or at their desk, in the middle of the afternoon. The 520 project is a $586 million contract!!! I love this part…KOMO 4 went to the project office at 3 p.m. on Friday looking for the boss.
Based on this …when have you busted on the job for doing something you shouldn’t be doing? Or…When did you get away with something that would have gotten you into huge trouble? Here are the texts:
We would put beer & ice in a garbage bag & hide it in a 480 volt electrical panel and drink out of coffee mugs in front of our boss. Co-worker ratted us out.
BI used to sell baby cribs for a retail store. The customers sometimes want me to deliver them to their house. We were not supposed to, but the tips were good. Pancho
Should have been caught many times doing lines, customers, and coworkers when i worked at the bar. In the hallway, on the pool tables, on the boss's office desk
Busted for using a VERY adult dating website on a work computer
I had to spend 4 hours minimum cold calling everyday while doing other tasks like managing 16 production employees. The phone system we had reported to the boss each day so i called my cell and just left it on hold. -koda curently in vail wa
Worked at a fast food restaraunt in Auburn, used to smoke weed in the ball pit for the kids play area after closing...
I got busted for “beating the producer” in the work bathroom when my supervisor was in there. Didn't realize anyone was in there too
I use to "test" our water pipe collection then clean and sell at and during my asst management job at a smoke shop
Nailed a midget in a mechanical room at my job
I get busted for listening to Radio. Between you guys, the mens room and the pod cast i gets me caught giggling. They actually come check on me :) faith
I used to flash for money at my coffee stands
We got this email…which led to a topic…
Over the weekend my wife and I were watching a special on Sturgis on the Travel Channel called “The Wild Ride”. The special is all about the crazy party atmosphere that happens at the motorcycle rally in South Dakota. Something happened during the episode that we thought would be a great topic. There was a guy that brought his kid with him, and this kid couldn’t be no older than 7 years old. He was wearing a little motorcycle vest and hanging with dad. Sure it was cute, but we were both shaking our head at this guy. Is this really a good place to bring a kid? There is boozing all around him, and women wearing nothing but pasties or nothing but painted breasts! This seems like a place that a kid shouldn’t be at, and we thought it would be funny to hear from parents talking about the places they couldn’t believe their spouse took their kids to.
Ken and Deena
Mukiltio
It’s funny…I saw this same special over the weekend too…Sturgis looks crazy…I want to go! But I have to agree with them…the vibe looks like a place where a kid should not be, and based on this…finish this sentence: “I can’t believe my spouse took our kid to ______.” Here are the texts we got:
Exwife took kids with her to a hotel to bang her boyfriend
I'll answer for my ex-wife ... I can't believe he took my 10 and 12 yr old boys to hooters!
A buddy wanted me to take his 12 year old to a rave. Wife caught wind, all hell broke loose
I can't believe my wife took my son to a strip club before I did.
When i was at sturgis. Biker kids were everywhere –croak
I am a nudist. I have a 10 year-old son. His mom & I are split up. She h8s the fact that I take him 2 nudist events.
I cant beleave my ex took my 4 year old son 2 pride . She sent me a pic of him playing in the fountan. A man in the back groung w/ ass less chaps on. <J>
My cousins were taken to a drug deal at a hotel with their mom and her boyfriend, they were 5 & 7.. it went south and the boyfriend shot the dealer in the face,
Sturgis what better place to teach boys about the two best things in life. Bikes and boobs
Hi im natasha, I cant beleive my dad took me to the gun range so I played with my little ponies in the lobby. Now I feel like it was his evil ploy. Im a 18 year old woman who loves shooting, and outshoots him! Jokes on him haha!
Today's Video Blog features some sweet hockey jersey's we came across by a company called Rink Gear! Check them out at www.rinkgear.com
What an awesome weekend (we had yesterday off)â¦hell, all of last week was great! The highlight was the fact that my parents were in town, and my brother, since he is stationed over in Bremerton, was able to come in during the weekend and we all were able to hang out. Plus it was my wifeâs birthday this weekendâ¦so on Saturday night we hit the Space Needle for dinner. I love dinner thereâ¦we did this the last time my parents came to town, so I am digging this tradition. The view of course is spectacular, yes I used the word spectacularâ¦thatâs the only time I have used that word, because it applies! The dinner was also spectacularâ¦I had the Ahi Tuna, so damn good! Seriously if you want to show someone a good night with a great mealâ¦take em to the Needle! Here we are enjoying my wifeâs great day!
On the way down the elevator in the needle we saw the Dale Chihuly Garden & Glass exhibit that was just built in the Seattle Center. I guess it officially opened yesterdayâ¦I need to check this out. I never thought I would care about a blown glass exhibit, but just seeing it from above makes me realize how awesome this will be to see. I took a picture outside of itâ¦damn Daleâ¦you blow good glass!!!!
After we had dinnerâ¦we took our parents and family to Capitol Hillâ¦to go damncing at neighbors of course! OK, not reallyâ¦we took them to Molly Moonâs to get Ice Cream! Have you ever tried Molly Moonâs? Itâs homemade icecream, and the best ice cream you will ever haveâ¦seriously, itâs that good. There is usually a line outside of itâ¦and our family all agreed after eating itâ¦itâs worth the wait! I had my usualâ¦a waffle cone with a scoop of vanilla bean and a scoop of salted caramel! Itâs so good that last night after dropping off my parents at the airportâ¦my wife and I hit up Molly Moonâs again for more ice cream awesomeness.
Earlier in the day we went to Nike Town, and I finally got to see the new Hawks jerseyâs, as they were on display! Seeing these jerseyâs in person makes me want them even more! They are sweet looking! Iâm on the fence if I want a red Bryant #79 or a Bruuuuce Irvin #51â¦If Bruce never responds to one of my tweetsâ¦my loyalty will go with big Red! Check out the sweet display at Nike Townâ¦you can see the new uniâs:
Yesterday was also awesome because the Devils tied up the series against the Rangerâs in the Eastern Conference finalsâ¦which made me, and the young version of me a happy camper! This pic is probably from the mid to late 80âsâ¦wow!!!
While my parents were in town, we also did some tourist stuffâ¦like going to Pike Place for them to check out the marketâ¦and I did something I have never seen in the 14 or 15 years living hereâ¦and I have been literally feet from it, but never saw itâ¦the gum wall! Talk about gross, but cool!
One person asked me on Facebook what it smelled likeâ¦it didnât smell like gumâ¦more like urineâ¦afterall it is in an alley!!!
Kristen Stewart says her life has been easy so far. Too easyâ¦to the point where she would appreciate it if someone would screw her over, just to make it interesting. In the new issue of "Elle" magazine, she says, "Maybe because my life is so perfect, when I see the other side of life, it just seems like, almost like I want . . . You can learn so much from bad things. I feel boring. I feel like,' Why is everything so easy for me?' I can't wait for something crazy to [effing] happen to me. Just life. I want someone to [eff] me over! Do you know what I mean?"
I like what one texter said about this:
What does that chick mean never been screwed over? Didn't they make her watch twilight?
Kristen Stewart recently said that she wants someone to "Eff her over"...based on this...when have you been screwed over? When have you screwed someone over? Here are some of the texts we receivedâ¦
I was arrested for dui and position. The last court date the prosecuting attorney told the judge that I was not impaired and had no drugs
I was leaving my girlfriend's house and I ran over her cat while she was watching... She broke up with me about 3 days after.
Alex from bellevue, i screwed my parents over by skipping so much school that they filed a bekka bill for truency. They had to appear in front of a court
I got fired because I knew my boss was boning his sexcratary
I was going to college and paying for my classes my mom told me to pay chretien and she would reimburse me....she never did, she screwed me out of 3500!
I got screwed out of 5 grand by a contractor because paperwork was late â mryippiekiya
My faience left me. One month later she was engaged to an ex friend.
I'm screwed over right now girlfriend left me after five years took the kids left me with two vehicle payments and a apartment we just moved into. Jason
 So last week before we left for a mini vacationâ¦we reported the sad news that Donna Summers diedâ¦this one hit me for the oddest reason, as I admitted that Donna Summer was my first âgirlfriendââ¦you knowâ¦the first person to inspire some âalone timeâ. BJ was shocked that was my tribute to the queen of disco, but câmonâ¦she was a sexy Bad Girl after all!!!! A texter suggested a great topic idea because of this:
Theres a topic. Who was your first "girlfriendâ
Here are some of the texts we received:
Im ryan from mt vernon. My first was Posh from spice girls, then she got knocked up from some other dude. So i moved on to sporty spice
I'm a chick and old school gwen stefani was my first girlfriend!
For me it was Deanna Troi from Star Treck Next Generation
The topless scene from caddyshack. Wore out the VHS rewinding and pausing that s***
When I was 12 my friends hot mom was across the street washing her camero in a tiny red string bikini...
My name is Scott from Everett and I am 30. My '' first girlfriend '' had to be Madona. I saw a music video with her on a motor bike and it was a little futuristic looking but chicks on bikes are hot. I had an Amarican pie moment.
I hate to admit this but mine was the bra model in my moms sears catalog. i thought i saw a nipple a few times. many happy times cheers to sears.
My first was Heather Locklear. She was the hottest woman t that time. Blonde and beautiful. Many a nights thought about her and I lol.
Paula Abdul in cold hearted snake video
Steve will agree. Sheron stone basic instinct the police station scene
I have to agree with STP. Batgirl or Catwoman from the Adam West Batman show would both predate Cindy Crawford for me. âBjorn
April O'Neil from the original TMNT movie.
Alyssa Milano dominated my spank bank for many years growing up.
Olivia Newton John from Grease was friggin hot back then. Chris in Bremerton.
Today's Intern Challenge features Tahiti Steve trying to conquer the 7 Alarm Challenge at the Wingdome in Seattle! This led to a bunch of texts from people that tried the 7 Deadly Wings Challenge:
I've done it twice. It's ridiculous, but the trick is to keep going, use chapstick before you start, keep it off your lips if possible and feel the pain later. :)
I had dreams I was burning alive after I did that challenge!
Did the 7 wings in 5 minutes.
I've been eating at the Wing Dome in Kent for the last couple weeks. I enjoy the #6 heat wings. Tried one #7 and it was a mistake. C'mon ice cream! PainterguyD
Did the 7 alarm challange, made it to 6.. went to a strip club for my friends batchlor party after.. worst night ever -Trev-
So we were talking about this sweet new app that Hyundai has where you can lock and unlock your car…and turn it on…just with your cell phone! The app works with the Hyundai and Veloster & Sonata only…and not only does it do what I mentioned, but it will also run a diagnostic on your car and it acts as a key finder! Wow…seriously we are just years away from our cell phones doing everything! How soon until you can open your garage door with your phone…oh wait…that’s been done too…as a guy texted this to us:
Craftsman has an app to open and close your garage. It will notify you if it opens or closes while your not at home too!
Hell even last night I used my cell phone in a way I would have never thought I could…as a TV remote control. It was 4:55 pm and my dad was asleep on our couch with the remote control in his hand (my parents are in town this week)…I didn’t want to wake him, but the Devils playoff game was about to go on, so I went on my X-Finity app on my phone and went to the channel guide where all I had to click was “watch this channel” to change the channel to NBC Sports! Bad ass I tell ya!
A new survey by an HR consulting firm called Development Dimensions International asked 1,300 employees what they dread the most, out of a list of awful things. And "a difficult conversation with my boss" was number one. It beat out things like getting a speeding ticket, going back to work after a vacation, being sick, paying taxes, a bad hangover, doing chores at home, or getting a credit card bill. 55% of people have considered leaving their job because of their boss.
Based on this, what is something that you have to do often, but you hate doing it? Here are the texts we received:
Small talk at parties. I'm too honest and slightly rude and will ask someone why they are talking to me if I don't know them or might tell them I don't care if they drone on about boring drama. –Bjorn
Having my period; I get a migraine no matter what
I dread talking to my wife. Nag nag nag, drama drama drama. I would rather let a blind man with a rusty machette, cut off my left nut.
Easy. Cuddling with my girl to "talk" about nothing
Talking about my finances. My money, my business! Karalyn R.
Folding socks!
Listen to John Laurnitis talk. Steve will agree
Talkin on the phone.
Absolutely hate being the only sober one in a room everyone is so effin annoying!! Haha doesnt happen often but when it does! Ugh!<3 rg Amanda
Today's Video blog features a guest from Australia, Jamie, who listens to our show online!
My parents came in yesterday…I am so stoked, as it’s a blast having them in town! Plus I have been eating like a champ…yesterday we hit the Ram (my parents favorite joint to eat at in the northwest), and then later hit up the Dukes on the Tacoma waterfront! Food Food Food Food!!!!! I was tryiong to eat somewhat healthy for lunch, having a 5 oz salmon…I was proud of myself…until our waitress, who was entertained by my pops, brought us a giant mud pie for free. My parents brought me up right…to appreciate people when they do nice things, so I ate that bad boy like a champ! It was the right thing to do.
So if you didn’t know…I have been on the Twitter these days. You can follow me @stp999 . There is a twitter page that I follow and that I love, it’s @howtochirp (chirping is a hockey term…basicially when you give someone crap, make fun of them, etc…you are “chirping”)…this Tweet cracked me up. Ladies…you might wanna think twice when you add an extra “y” to “Hey”:
The "New York Post" says that Angelina Jolie shelled out $1.6 million on a helicopter and flying lessons for Brad Pitt. A source says, "They've had a helicopter pad installed in the grounds of their south of France home, so Ange thought it would be nice to buy Brad a helicopter as a surprise present."
After seeing this story…we had to ask the Rock-A-Holics this…what was the coolest gift you have received or given to your significant other? Here are the texts:
Last month my oldest brother died, his wife gave me his ashes! Some ppl might think thats weird but if u ever lose a close family member u might think differently! R I P shawn sanders!!! Kevin in p town!!! Btw luv y guys!!!
Gave my wife a dyson 41 vacuum ($600) for mothers day and she loved it.
I had to sell my cello because I needed money for Rent and two weeks later my mom buys me a new one and music is my passion soo that was the greatest gift. -Becca from Kent
My 30th bday my wifey got me front row tickets to the UFC in Portland a couple years ago. $600.00 per ticket crazy ho Just kidding it was awesome . The Falcon from Woodenville
My master gave me jiff pb. Choosy pet-o-files choose jiff. Lucy
I received herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.
My wife flew me to vegas and got two women for me for the night and then joined in
My father passed away a week ago and I will be putting some of his ashes in my next tattoo. Johnny g
My wife bought me a night with Dreamtheater. Fourth row seats at moore theater, meet & greet with band members, met my drumming hero Mike Portnoy
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Last night on KING 5 news, BJ was featured in a piece they did about Howard Stern being a judge on America's Got Talent. Check out the video at the bottom of the blog!..Based on this…When did you make it on TV? What were you doing? Here are the texts:
Singing the national anthem in the Kingdome for a mariners game. Used to be in a boys choir. -the DV
I was on the good ole Phil Donahue show in 1990 in Alaska. Topic: should weed be legal. Location was at the college. Phil said he'd never go back to Alaska cus of that show. Bunch of stoned college kids wanting to be on tv. I got to make a good point to the panel on the microphone though!
Running the floor security for wwe events I would inadvertent ly get on camera. My friends played spot the cajun and every time was a shot of booze. Good times!
Chad Eaton interviewed me at wrestlemania for fox news. It was awesome!! From your bro GUMP
I have had my 15 mins of fame 3 times in life. when I was 7 I was on the ranger
charlie and roscoe show with my bluebird troop introducing cartoons. then on northwest afternoon twice. asking people questions on stage from the audience.
I was on a romper room for 3 weeks when I was 5 years old
Today's Video Blog features BJ Shea on KING 5 News last night -- talking about Howard Stern as a judge on America's Got Talent.
This is a great story! Joyce Grendel is an 18-year-old senior at Independence High in Cleveland. Last week, just a few days before her senior prom on Friday night, her date backed out. So Joyce went on Twitter, and asked a Cleveland Browns player named Joe Haden if he would be her date. She's a member of his fan club and a regular at his autograph signings and public appearances, so he recognized her name . . . and said Yes! How cool is this guy? Joe has a $50 million contract with the team, but he enrolled in college early and regretted that he never got to go to his own prom. He said, "I was nervous. I was getting ready [and asking] 'Does this look cool?' This is my prom too." So on Friday night, Joe showed up at Joyce's house in a grey three-piece suit, and drove her and her friend to the prom in his white Lamborghini. Wow...I'm impressed with how awesome Joe is...check out a pic:
In unrelated news…another student asked Ben Roethlisberger to the prom, but the school had to shut that down because they didn’t have enough chaperones to monitor the bathrooms…waka waka!!!
Boy is my arm sore…I finished phase 2 of my sleeve on my left arm…got a lot of color done…including the skull on my arm…which is looking sick!
Big thanks to my homie Tony F’ing Mitchell from Tony’s Tried & true in Port Orchard for doing the artwork…check em’ out at www.tonystriedandtrue.com
Hey those of ya have heard about my hockey team..the Tacoma Donkeys…well, a bud of ours (and future intern for the show) created a documentary about the team for a school project…it’s called The Donk-umentary…check it out:
I love the fact that this was made for a class he is taking at Pacific Lutheran University…I bet they loved the language and content of this video!
According to a new survey, 92% of people surveyed said they get a lot of pleasure out of a new car . . . only 48% said they get a lot of pleasure from a new relationship, and 48% said they get a lot of pleasure from having a new baby. The main reason? Relationships and babies are incredible . . . but they also take work. A new car doesn't take any work . . . you just put in some gas and drive. Plus a new car smells awesome…a new baby…smells like dook. Or something! The survey also found that people say a new car gives them more pleasure than a new house, new technology, a major home improvement, or a new
Based on this story…besides sex…what brings you great pleasure? Here are the texts we received:
I do stained glass and when I make something for someone as a gift and they truly like it. It's an awesome feeling.
What brings me a lot of pleasure is playing video games with my gf. She's not really a gamer by any standards, unlike me who pretty much needs to play to live, but she likes the story, and experiencing them with me, and we'll just cuddle up and game together.
...............performing on stage!! It's unreal! Sean, LACERO
My greatest plesure besides sex is driving like a maniac. Nothin comes close the the rush I get exepts for sex lol
I like chunky peanutbutter ! signed lucy !
Shooting things blowing things up or just destroying stuff brings out pleasure for me. -Russell in Elma.
New socks end of story. Buddha in o-town
Fighting! MMA is a rush. Like a chess match with violence! --STP's recycle guy—
Riding my Harley
The Social Security Administration released their annual list of the most-popular baby names, and for the first time since 1948, Michael is NOT in the top five.
1. Jacob. (--This is the 13th straight year Jacob has been #1.)
2. Mason.
3. William.
4. Jayden.
5. Noah.
6. Michael.
7. Ethan.
8. Alexander.
9. Aiden.
10. Daniel.
--Here are the ten most popular names for GIRLS . . .
1. Sophia. (--Up from #2 last year.)
2. Isabella.
3. Emma.
4. Olivia.
5. Ava.
6. Emily.
7. Abigail.
8. Madison.
9. Mia.
10. Chloe.
Based on the list of the top baby names…finish this sentence… “I wish my parents wouldn’t have named me BLANK”…or…do you have a name that everyone else thinks is odd, but you love it? Here are the texts we received:
Malcolm. That tv show got me so much crap as a kid, then I grew up and love the show and my name
My birth name is Bambi. Imagine the teasing as a kid and the assumptions as an adult. I'm hot but not a porn star.
My name is ZAQ. My parents for some damn reason used a Q. I enjoy it. Lots of people thinks its not correct and I have to prove it with identification.
I wish I hadn't been named Bjorn. I'm proud of my Norse heritage but the years of it being mispronounced and trying to spell it for people over the phone has driven me mad. Hate my name with an effing passion. The funny part, everyone else these days seems to think its awesome. Go figure
My friend named his son atomic nexus
My mom's name is Checkie. Her grandma had a dream about that name
Hayden, Jayden, Braiden, Aiden... All the "Aiden" sounding namers need to seriously chill out.
Steve. Because I share my name with a creepy dog humper.
My redneck exhusband named our third kid Beau Hunter
My name is Keith Richards. The jokes get old but my stuff usually gets read on KISW. Fair trade.
My name is Harley and it is the coolest name but my mom always makes it awkward when people ask how I got the name and she says it was where he was conceived. Come on min ruin the moment. Harley
My first name is shadoe, I got.so much shit growing up
I love the fact that I'm probly the only white LeRoy you will ever meet. the handful of times I've been over to the east coast I had to show my ID constantly .
My name is Apprilla and i love it -apprilla from everett-
Today's Video Blog is part 2 of our chat with Josh Wolf...somehow we get into a chat about grooming habits!
What a fun weekend! On Friday night my wife was doing some stuff with the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation, so I did what any man with a “free” night would do…No, I didn’t hit Foxes…or the bars…or even a Fast Food Crawl…I stayed at home and watched WWE Smackdown! I don’t remember the last time I watched Smackdown as it was airing…usually it’s on DVR. It was a fun night for me and the pups…as you can tell:
OK, maybe Lulu is a little bored. She’s more of a WWE Monday Night RAW fan.
I needed top rest up for Saturday as it was a busy day. First off church, then the complete opposite…a trip to see Topshelf to see his new house and celebrate his birthday. Before we went to his house…we stopped at the liquor store (man those stores are gutted out), got a bottle of Vodka for the festivities….and as we were about to leave the parking lot…I saw my dream car. No…not the new Range Rover (although they are sick looking), check it out:
We get to Toppy’s place…what a fun party…I do have to say Toppy has the coolest Man Cave…the highlight is what is on the walls. He has the most random stuff framed...he has a framed collage of Crazy Shari…and then he even has a framed tribute to me…and my wife was stoked to see it…until she saw a hand written note that was framed in the there where I wrote “Toppy…Lick B****” Yeah, my wife is now confused by Toppy & I! After the party…we went to Cheney Stadium to meet up with some friends and I finally saw a Tacoma Rainiers game! Man was that a blast…the weather was perfect, the team played great, and I got to eat a jumbo pretzel. Win, win, win! I can’t wait to go to more Rainiers games…I love the ballpark!
Yesterday was mother’s day...do you like the card I got my mom for this special day?
A survey by the staffing company OfficeTeam asked 1,300 employers the most ridiculous excuses they'd heard from employees who'd quit their jobs. Here some the more interesting excuses.
A woman quit because her boss lost the dog she gave him.
A guy quit because he wanted to go watch a movie with his girlfriend during the day.
One person quit because the office building was unattractive.
Another guy quit because he said he just couldn't get up in the morning.
And finally, one guy quit because he was making too much money, and didn't feel like he was worth it.
One employee said he was joining the circus.
An employee wanted to enter a beauty contest.
One person left because she didn't want to work so hard.
An employee said work was getting in the way of having fun.
An individual did not like the sound of file cabinets being slammed.
A person quit because he hated the carpet.
So based on a list of the most ridiculous excuses for quitting a job…what was the most ridiculous excuse you or someone you know has given for quitting? Here are the texts:
I once had an employee tell me she stopped showing up to work because she was feeding a giraffe at the zoo and it swung it's head around and knocked her into a coma for a week. -âAbby, Auburn, WA
Iknew someone that quit because the turn signals on thier car wasn't working.
Once quit my job cuz I won tickets from KISW to go see Seether and audioslave
I told my boss i was going to prison for an extended stay and i would rather not get into the details
They wouldnt let him smoke pot on the job.
My roommate quit his job because he had a hangnail. He worked at toysrus.
My coworker quit her job because she said there was black mold growing in the fridge. She is not that bright....
Watched a guy quit because his raise wasn't big enough 15 min after he got the raise
My little sister quit her job cause of a broken heart then tried to file for disability.#Bld
Victoria's Secret just released its annual “What Is Sexy?” list. Oddly enough the list has a bunch of people voted as sexy…so you would think they would have called it “Who Is Sexy?” and not “What is Sexy?”, but what the hell do I know! These people were voted on my Victoria Secret models…Here it is:
Sexiest Actress: Charlize Theron
Sexiest Legs: Stacy Keibler
Sexiest Bikini Body: Annalynne McCord
Sexiest Summer Style: Blake Lively
Sexiest Smile: Jessica Chastain
Sexiest Eyes: Jennifer Lawrence
Sexiest Lips: Amanda Seyfried
Sexiest Curves: Amber Heard
Sexiest Sense of Humor: Emma Stone
Sexiest Mom: Beyoncé
Sexiest Songstress: Britney Spears
Sexiest Summer Glow: Olivia Wilde
Sexiest Cyber Star: Elin Kling of StylebyKling.com
Sexiest Up & Coming Knockout: Elizabeth Olsen
Sexiest Tweeter: Kristen Bell
So we asked the Rock-A-Holics this: Who or what do you find sexy? What is sexy? Here are some of the texts:
Eyes and smile because they tell you everything and subtle movements can turn you on. Actress example: Isabella Rossellina in "Cousins."
I find Toppy sexy!!!!! KCDennis Go Royals!
Tattoos, piercings, and confidence--basically, the Suicide Girls. -Kat in Auburn
Paulie Purett...Abby from CSI...when she sports the pig tails ...that's hot !
Being inviting, and not stupid or arrogant. Aisha Tyler's up towards the top of my list right now. That woman is smoking (and she was on the Talking Dead
The sexiest is when a girl can be goofy and have me in stitches laughing.
Women in stockings or pantyhose are the sexiest things in the world!
Will always be, Scarlett Johanson! Gotta have curves in all the right places.
The sexy legs on the back ground of the kisw rock girl Facebook page. Very very nice!
Feet. Im into feet. Gotta be petite, tan and painted...toe rings a plus....
Chest piece tattoo on A big huge rack
Sexy is a girl with NO tattoos
Babymaking hips are sexy. Ill wrap it up but hey, let's practice. Need a nice spot to grab on, not too fat and not too thin.
A nerdy girl is damn sexy! My fiancee is a lovely lady who happens to be the biggest nerd I know. Owns a Stat Trek TNG episode that was never filmed th at explains why the Klingons look different from the original series to TNG. In sure BJ and Rev can appreciate.
Today's Video Blog features our bud, comedian Josh Wolf!
By popular demand...here is my rant on people using Facebook to share their political beliefs. If your friend make's a political post on Facebook...embed this video on their page!
I was all the abuzz on the internets yesterday. It’s tough being me…people talking ‘bout me. Sorry…I’ve been listening to a lot of hip hop recently, so I’m in a more boastful mood these days haha. In all seriousness…yesterday I was on Twitter, and one of the funniest things happened…a dumb thing that I said on air was quoted and tweeted! Check this out:
So that put me in a good mood…and then a few hours later, our web guy came across this on Craigslist:
Hahahaha!!!!! This is too funny. The best part is that whoever posted this put it in the “Rants & Raves” section…much better than it being in “Casual Encounters”!
This morning we read a messed up story about a player on the Denver Nuggets, Chris “Birdman” Andersen. Yesterday the Nuggets were playing the lakers in the playoffs, Birdman was there for warm up’s, but was pulled from the roster before the game started…why you ask? He is the subject of a child pornography investigation! Wow! Seriously, wow. His property was seized, and that’s about all we know right now…and I was looking at pix of him, and I hate to profile, but this dude looks sketchy…he kind of looks like a younger version of the Deniro character in Cape Fear:
George Clooney was the featured guest at an event in Houston last Thursday called "The Brilliant Lecture Series: Conversations with Brilliance". And he shared some funny stories, including his failures in TV and movies before "ER". George also shared that a couple years ago, he decided to adopt a dog after not having one for a while, and found one he liked online…a Cocker Spaniel mutt named Einstein. But when he called the shelter, two things happened: One, they didn't know who he was, which was fine. And two, they said they'd bring the dog over . . . but told him it was up to the DOG to like HIM. Otherwise they'd find a different home. So Clooney hung up after scheduling the visit and thought, "What if this dog doesn't like me?" And right as the dog reps arrived, he got the idea to take some turkey meatballs from his kitchen, and rub them all over his shoes and the bottom of his pants. When Einstein showed up, he basically hugged Clooney like a spider monkey, and the people from the shelter said that they'd NEVER seen him react that way. And with a smile, Clooney told the audience at the event, "That's my dog now."
So George Clooney once rubbed meatballs on his pants to impress a dog… based on this, what stupid things have you done to impress someone? Here are the texts:
I found a shirt at goodwill for the job I was interviewing for the next day so I bought it and when they asked when could u start working I took off my jacket and said right now. I got the job
Rented a brand new dodge charger for a first date and took the license plate covers off. Well worth 75 dollars
A girl I had just started dating invited me over for St Patty's for homemade corned beef like it was no big deal. She later confessed she had never made it and just wanted to impress me. We are now engaged. –Bjorn
I went off roading in a 93 honda accord to impress my gf I ended in a 45 degree angle in a ditch.....so we spent the next 5 hours waiting for my buddy to get us unstuck and she fell asleep on my shoulder.....sucsess
When i was a rookie firefighter i had my Lt. Stop the engine after a house fire in front of a chicks house so i could ask her out. Scored the next afternoon
Went 110 with 2 bitchs in car. They were impressed until i got pulled over. Fml
A woman made a play at saying she loved guns as much as me, and did a pretty decent job at it until I took her to a range. She was so scared of the damn things I took her off the range out of concern for the safety of others at the range.
On a first date my gf wore a huge push up bra needless to say later that night I was surprised to find small B cups when I took the bra off. :(
Today's Video Blog features a new "toy" that BJ owns!
Last night was yet another awesome hockey game…the Caps are taking the Rangers to game 7 as they won last night 2-1! One of the coolest moments wasn’t even a goal, but how sick is Alex Ovechkin on this play? I wonder how many kids are going to practice doing this during their next skate?
The Career advice website, Daily Muse, just did an article about Office parties. They came up with five situations you want to avoid at an office “get together” so you can come in the next morning feeling refreshed-and not awkward.
1. The Gossiping Gabbys -- It's always a good feeling to be a part of a group, but the last thing you want is to get caught gossiping about someone in the office.
2. One-on-One with the Office Flirt – You don’t want to become the talk of the office.
3. The Therapy Session -- if you're on the receiving end of drama, that person will likely distance themself from you back in the office tomorrow out of utter embarrassment.
4. Cheers (drinks) with the Interns -- This not only applies to interns, but also to any junior staff working under you…Once you put yourself on their level, your authority will be slipping out of your fingers as fast as you downed that glass.
5. College Humor – You’ll resent being known for your great college story rather than your performance. You're better off not going there.
Based on an article about 5 Situations to Avoid at Office Happy Hour…when has an office get together gone wrong? Here are some of the texts we received:
A few years ago I went to a house warming party for my boss's girlfriend and later that night when the party was over we hooked up.
I ended up hooking up with a married woman. I tried not to I told her I don't have any condoms.. She replied my tubes are tied... Um game on.. Oops. Bo from Issaquah
Dont mix vodka and rum in the same bottle. It results in a broken jaw and hand with alot of pissed off coworkers who like u have no idea why you are mad.
Had an office after hours get together at a mini golf and gocart place in boise - my boss got into an arguement with another customer cuz they wouldnt let him play thru - it ended in a fight and my boss going to jail for battery. ;{
Yahoo Finance just released a list of the top 10 big cities for people who are CHEAP. It's based on everything from low cost of living to free entertainment options to libraries to Dollar General stores. Here ya go . . .
1. St. Louis, Missouri
2. El Paso, Texas
3. Springfield, Illinois
4. Kalamazoo, Michigan
5. Spokane, Washington
6. San Antonio, Texas
7. Eau Claire, Wisconsin
8. South Bend, Indiana
9. Jonesboro, Arkansas
10. Wichita, Kansas
Based on this list the top 10 US Cities for cheap people… what makes you, or someone you know a cheapskate? What things to you do to save a buck? Here are the tests we received:
My grandma paid $5500 cash for my rehab treatment, but when she finds a penny on the ground it makes her day, no joke, she gets really excited.
I will buy things that have a money back gurentee use the product then go through the steps to get my money back regardless of my satisfaction Collin
When i go to the movies i take a popcorn bucket out of the trash and use it to get a free refill. U know what im talking about topeeeee
Easiest cheap big mac for 2$. 2 reg cheeseburgers add sauce, lettus, pickels then put them together :)
I fish out used peanut butter jars from Steve's trash. LOTS of good peanut butter left on the sides when he tosses them out. Save at least 5 a week.
My wife washes used sandwich bags so that we can reuse them
I have expensive taste in clothes and food, and I'm able to save money by asking for a comp wherever I go, like getting an extra tie or shirt when I buy suits. -the DV
I dont really consider it being a cheapskate but i always ask about military discounts. the Marines dont pay that well. Tom in Sedro-Woolley
I usually cut my own hair, ride my motorcycle or bicycle everywhere and dollar menus bitches!
I've been told that it's crazy but I think they're nuts! I save packets of ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, red pepper, Parmesan, even soy sauce and sweet and sour from Chinese takeout! It's still good and I have a drawer with a large ziplock tub full of them! Use it all the time!
Today's Video Blog features Mono-Nick finding something odd in his water bottle upon his return from Hawaii!
I’m in a great mood today! Why you ask? Maybe you aren’t asking…maybe you don’t care…but this picture sums it up:
That’s right! The Devils won last night 3-1 against the Flyers…winning the series in 5 games, and are now heading to the Eastern Conference Finals!!! Let’s Go Devils!!!!!!!
"Where the Wild Things Are" author Maurice Sendak died yesterday, after suffering a stroke on Friday. He was 83 years old. “Where The Wild Things Are" is one of the most celebrated children's books of all time. It's about an unruly boy named Max who travels to a land of monsters...and becomes the wildest thing of them all. Yesterday when the news broke, Slash had a great Tweet paying tribute to Maurice, saying, quote, “RIP Maurice Sendak. A couple of your books were huge to me when I was a kid. Lot of great memories thinking about them.”
Based on Slash’s tweet paying tribute to Maurice, we aked the Rock-A-Holics… What is something iconic that brings you back to your childhood? The texts were awesome…here are a few:
Anything pokemon, japanese icon for americans since the early 2000's- Nick from Everett
Emerald city comic con and seeing the kids buying comic books dressed up as their fav super heroes. Scott from kent.
Pogs and Pokemon cards, also laser tag guns and vests
I get nostalgic whenever I pop in a Ron Jeremy film.
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Grew up watching it after school they were awesome. -Brett M.-
Griffey Jr...going yard mid 90's, great time to be a kid.
When I poop myself . I m 50 and it always gives me a warm feeling to revisit my childhood
My dad would take us 5 kids to the hydro races for every year for long time....:-)
It's all about the Go Bots! -Pancho-
Spending the night at parents house for christmas eve!!! i'm 24 absolutely still love to do it. At least Until I have my own kiddos =] <3 rock girl Amanda
Most iconic childhood item ever... BIG LEAGUE CHEW. Bubble gum flavor or grape. still get it if I can find it. Gman Drew
My mind is flooded with childhood memories every time i see n old "Mr. Yuck" sticker
The SLINKY oh what a wonderful toy SGT Rev
Captain planet! I found my badass captain planet ring the other day. Brought me back.
Police in Buffalo, New York, have released street surveillance video that shows a car swerving toward a group of people and plowing into a teenager, sending him flying head over heels into the air. Three men were walking in the street around 3 a.m. on Thursday when a car approached them. The video shows the men dashing for the sidewalk. The car is seen veering onto the sidewalk, where it hit an 18-year-old and narrowly missed the other two men. The victim, Victor Jerez of Buffalo, was flung over the car and landed out of camera range. He was taken to a Buffalo hospital, where he was treated for multiple injuries and released. Mayor Byron Brown said at a news conference Monday that he was releasing the video in response to recent hit-and-run accidents in the region. Police arrested the 19-year-old driver in Thursday's accident after witnesses described the vehicle to a 911 dispatcher. Here is the video:
The fact that he is OK makes this video so awesome…you know this guy is going to show this video to his friends all the time…hell, the time I passed out while getting pierced is a video I show to everyone and it’s not nearly as cool as this video. If you don’t remember that video…here it is:
Based on these videos, finish this sentence: “I wish a camera was rolling when _______ happened.” When did something happen to you or someone you know that you wish was caught on film? Here are some of the texts we received:
I wish the camera was rolling when I woke up one day and these three fat ass squirrels were having a three some, all in a line, the biggest wtf moment ever!
When my brother cut his finger off playn that game as fast as u can go with a knife inbetween ur five fingers!
I worked forest service and wish I had a camera on me when I had to dodge a Volkswagen sized boulder tumbling toward me from 1000 feet up
When I made out with a porn star. Matthew
I wish there was I video of when me and my lil brothers were riding bikes and on of my brothers got hit by a car he flipped twice landed on his head he jumped up and ran to the hospitle and just got a lump on his head it looked crazy
I wish the camera was rolling when I hooked up with the hottest cheer leader at my high school.. Because no one believed me -Randolph.
I wish a camera was rolling when I got blown up in Afghanistan. So I could remember it! –Sauce
When my hubbie was master bating and my cat attacked his boys
Wish I had video of my daughter when she met Eddie Vedder! She got his autograph addressed to me - 2nd best thing :))). Lori - Camano Island
Today's Video Blog is an Intern Challenge with Hot Kyle, and it stems from last week's nipple pinching challenge. BJ challenged Hot Kyle to do it again...this time finding a guy to do the pinching...and Kyle has to be shirtless. Our intern Hot Kyle has 60 seconds to find a random guy to pinch his nipples while Kyle is shirtless…will he do it?
BJ does something that I find odd…if he likes a movie, he will go watch that movie again immediately after he just watched it. So he will invest nearly 5 straight hours to watching a movie, the same movie, back to back. I think that’s crazy…BJ tried to rationalize it, but I can’t see eye to eye with him! He also said that he son would do this with him as a kid, but these days he doesn’t go because he is too busy…I disagree…he doesn’t go because he too thinks it’s a little odd! The texts started flying in…
I agree with stp about a movie and watching it over right away!! I need at least a year between sessions to actually appreciate it again <3 rg Amanda
Back to back is the way to go 1st time to enjoy 2nd time to critique Steve suck it!!!
you're not weird bj...it's no different than listening to a new song you like, then listening to it again right after. steve you suck! lay off bj! <3
Im with u stp... bj u whack job
I watched the Matrix 3 times in a row at the theater.
The second time u watch something u see stuff u missed. I understand. -david-
Yes..Bj you are weird.
The pop culture website, Betty Confidential, did a article based on the findings done by Dr. Seth Meyers, a licensed clinical psychologist, who identified the five common relationship issues that can slowly, but surely wreck a relationship.
1. Over-Reaction -- “When your partner says or does something that makes you feel angry, sad or insecure”
2. Nagging – “We all know that this can irritate your partner, but it can also push your relationship to its limits.”
3. Insecurity -- “Men and women both want the same thing, someone confident and strong, not someone they need to reassure like a toddler.”
4. Codependency -- ‘Try monitoring the amount of alone time you have, as no couple should be spending all their free time together.”
5. Compulsive behaviors – “An increase in frequency of substance use, shopping, impulsive purchases, or going out will often make the grounded partner very anxious, destabilizing the relationship and causing it to end.”
Based on a story about the 5 Ways to Wreck a Relationship… How did you intentionally or unintentionally ruin your relationship? How did somebody else ruin the relationship? Here are the texts:
My ex ruined our relationship with ultimatums. We'd argue briefly, then resort to the ultimatum. she didn't care how I felt enough to even try to convince me
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Used to always try to make the wife happy. Realized I couldn't. She had to do that for herself. Quit trying so hard. Started working on myself. Beg of the end.
My ex-wife cheated twice but the joke was on her she got an std. Serves her right the loose legged tramp.
My girlfriend and my room mate at the time hated each other, and I thought it would be funny to yell his name in bed instead. He thought it was funny, she not so much. (Didn't last long after that)
The bitch blew all $33k of our savings, so I divorced her ass
Started cooking horrible meals to get rid of her. Food poisoning worked. -the DV
I was a big part of the end of my marriage by being the over reactor. We r still friends I am on anti depressants now. My new man is the nagger and it irruining our relationship. Lisa
This one girl told me to bring her friend crack cocaine so that i can proove myself to her. I told her to f*** off. –juan
Do you guys remember Ditch? He rocked the KISW airwaves back in the early 2000’s….well we had him on the air this morning, as he has created a show that is getting a huge buzz as being the Discover Channel’s next big thing. He created “Devil’s Ride” – which is about a motorcycle club from San Diego called The Laffing Devils, and it looks like an awesome show. It premiere’s tonight…here is a taste of what the show is all about:
Ditch joined us with Gipsie, the leader of the Laughing Devils…both are great guys, I can’t wait to watch this!
The Wedgewood Broiler restaurant has a legendary 72-ounce steak dinner challenge, and for 47 years no one has successfully completed it. In addition to the steak the challenge includes a glass of tomato juice, cup of soup, dinner salad, steak fries or baked potato, slice of bread, a cup of coffee tea or milk, and a dish of ice cream or sherbet – all to be eaten in an hour. The challenge required a $75 cash deposit and up util this weekend, they never had to refund that money. Friday night, bodybuilder and competitive eater Randy Santel from St. Louis got his money back. Santel beat the Wedgwood Broiler challenge in 41 minutes and 46 seconds. WOW!!! What’s even more crazy… the Wedgwood Broiler 72-ounce steak challenge was one of five epic eating challenges Santel won in his three-day trip to Western Washington. Santel went to The Loose Wheel Sports Bar and Grill where he downed fries and a 6-pound bacon burger with grilled cheese sandwiches for a bun. After that was the 1-pound doughnut in Auburn, then to Wing Central Bar and Grill in the University District where he ate a 2-foot long chili-cheese hot dog with jalepenos, onions and a side of fries. Hours before the Wedgwood Broiler steak challenge, Santel competed the 3-liter Ramen Bowel Challenge at Kobe Sushi Bar in Bellevue. The following day he ate a 12-patty, 3-pound cheeseburger to win a challenge at Seattle's Burger Madness. Next he devoured a six-pound burrito at Masa of Tacoma in seven minutes 12 seconds. The Wedgwood Broiler steak challenge was the only one that took him more than 15 minutes. The weekend success in Western Washington gave Santel 100 wins in 11 states – far more than the 37 wins by "Man v. Food" host Adam Richman.
This story led to a fun topic…whether it be a food challenge or any other type of challenge…when have you tried to accomplish one? Did you succeed? Here are the texts:
Ate 12 of the hottest wings at buffalo wild wings in under 6 mins, they gave me a sweat head band, still rock it everytime i go there! Rock on bitches- Wes
Couldn't get through one jar of peanut butter. Lucy
There's place in amarillo that does that too and lots of people have beat it over the years. They need and hour cook the steak. It's a monster.
i.cant call in, but! i do hot wing challeges, i still havent lost. i am soon going back to buffalo wild wings, 12 wings, 1 min, is,my goal. 3:18 is my record – casey in auburn
There was a Teryaki place by my house when I was younger. It had the "top special". It fed 5-6 people. Me and one of my wrestling friends challenged ourselves.
Conquered a US Marine 25 pullup challenge. I was wearing a justice league tshirt at the time. They were nice, but didn't expect the nerd to do it. –Bjorn
7 deadly wings at the wing dome. 5 wings in I had to stop. - Matt in Lakewood
I did the 1 pound burger and 1 pound fries. At Big Jugs in boise idaho. You have 30 minutes to eat it all. I did it in 15 minutes
When i was 7 years old i ate the 3 pounds of clams challenge at a restaurant in long beach. Got my picture taken with the owner and the whole meal comped
Did the original 72 oz steak challenge in Amarillo TX. Ate the whole steak but couldnt touch the sides. Threw up 5lbs of meat w 10 secs left. Wierdest feeling
Completed the 7 alarm challenge at wingdome. Got a T-shirt, free meal, free beer and picture on the wall
Today's video blog features Top Pot donuts...and more!!!
So on Friday we learned the awful news that MCA from the Beastie Boys, Adam Yauch, died at the age of 47…losing his battle with cancer. Ugh, cancer blows. This seriously bummed me out over the weekend, and the more I thought of it…the more I was saddened by it. The Beastie Boys could easily be the soundtrack to my early teen through my late teen years. I was so obsessed with the Beastie Boys as a kid, that I wanted to be a Beastie Boy. I’ve shared my stories of being in a break dancing “troop” and a skate punk as a kid, and License to Ill was the soundtrack. I was 12 when I first heard that cassette…yes, it was 1986, what the hell was a CD? This band resonated for me, and my friends…as this was “our” band…we had a lot of “Brooklyn Pride”, and here is a band that is singing about our home…so of course “No Sleep Til” Brooklyn” was our jam, but for me…it was the first song off of this album that hooked me…sampling Zeppelin & Sabbath during a time when we didn’t even know what “sampling” meant.
We listened to this album over and over and over…going through multiple copies of the cassette…all of us wanted to get our hands on a Volkswagen logo off a car so we too could rock the VW on a chain like MCA, Ad Rock, and Mike Diamond wore. I loved each of their vocal abilities for different reasons, by far my favorite was MCA…raspy and smooth…he just sounded cool the second he opened his mouth. As a 13 year old I wanted nothing more than to hit puberty fully so that I too could have a 5 o’clock shadow. Yes we were that obsessed.
After License to Ill, many people didn’t pay attention to their next record, I was not one of those people. I fell in love with Paul’s Boutique immediately. Thanks to this song…
I just loved the vibe to this…but as I listened to the rest of the record, it was this song that blew me away…it was just so damn heavy!!!!!
I know a lot of people that didn’t like Paul’s Boutique at first but then rediscovered it eventually (kind of like Weezer’s Pinkerton)….I am glad that they did…it’s such a great album. The sampled so many songs on that record, but back then you didn’t have to pay royalties (sampling was a whole new world)…they could never make a record like this now…it would cost way too much money to get clearance for all of the stuff they lifted!
Next up was Check Your Head…this was high school personified! My band mate Steve and I played this cassette (yup, still rocking cassettes) all the time…So Whatcha Want…Pass The Mic, and my favorite…Gratitude!
Even though I have to show love to gratitude, I have to share the video to So Whatcha Wanbt…whenever this would be played on MTV…I would stop everything and watch it. Yes kids, there was a time when MTV played videos…I lived it bitches!!!
I could go on and on…and on on and on…about my love of the Beasties! From seeing them on their Ill Communication tour for Lolapalooza…to getting to see them at the Crocodile Café with just a couple hundred other people a few years back (Thanks Sgt. Hairclub for taking me). The Beastie Boys will always bring me back to being a teenage skate punk from Brooklyn NY.
I would like to end with a song that got me a little teary eyed when I watched it…as well as massive goose bumps. The night we learned of his passing, the guys in Coldplay were playing in LA and paid tribute to Adam Yauch with a version of Fight For Your Right!
I am on a high today! Why…because of that line I snorted of course! I kid. I’m a high because of this….
That’s right, my New Jersey Devils, beat the Flyers last night 4-3 in overtime to take a 2-1 lead in the series. I’m feeling good about the boys from Jersey! Marty is looking great, Kovi actually eaned his paycheck…lets win at home again on Sunday…especially since Martin Brodeur turns 40 on Sunday! I love this picture I came across!
Huge thanks to Eddie Trunk & Jim Florentine, hosts of That Metal Show on VH1 Classic, for joining us on the show. They are at El Corazon tonight! On their show they get to interview many of their metal idols, guys like Lemmy, Axl Rose, Alice Cooper, Slash, and the list goes on and on! I love their show because it is basically every kids dream job if you grew up on metal. They get to debate metal albums, talk with their favorite rock stars, and just goof around with each other. Based on this...it doesn't have to be a metal artist, but if you had your own show...who would be your dream interview? Why? Here are the texts:
My dream interview would be Howard Stern or Stan Lee. From your bro GUMP!
call me a stoner, but i would love to interview the first person to ever poke some smot! -Stachlee, Puyallup
Josh from anacortes I would interview jim jeffreys case has the best stories and jokes
My pick would be STP! He is my idol. --Brian in Olympia
No question. Id love to interview Robin Williams.
Jason statham. Huge man crush on the guy. Love the vagina, but I would almost consider batting for the other team for him
Jesse jane because who wouldn’t
I'd have to say I'd wanna interview Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Emma stone and kat dennings. Because they are hot.
my dream interview would have been Ken Griffey Jr.
Maynerd James keenan. Dude is an amazing vocalist and euntrpanure. I'm 23 tool has been my favorite band since third grade. And love his other bands seen all of them live.
George Lucas. When I go to shake his hand, I'll pull a fake and kick him in the nuts for ruining Star Wars and Indiana Jones
Zach DeLarocha from Rage! Beg them to get back together!! From Sparky in Bonney lake.
My dream interview would have to be Lucy. I would like to know how she does not kill her self because of all the sexuall abuse.
Id interview Vickie's boyfriend... First ? - whats it like to sex Vickie?
I would like to interview Floyd Mayweather so I can ask him why he keeps avoiding pacman p
Today's Video Blog features The Rev, as today is his birthday!!!
Yesterday I posted this in my blog…it was a Facebook post I made pointing out the stupidity of these protesters that broke a window at Nike Town, while wearing Nike shoes!
I actually got a few emails from people saying that I’m making up that argument and that there was no proof that any of those people were wearing Nike’s…well…I present to you the picture of the day:
Yes…he is rocking Nike’s, and yes, he’s a dip s***. So, “Suck it” doubters!
ModernMan.com, a pop culture site for men, asked a couple of private investigators who can spot a cheater the telltale signs that a woman is cheating on you. Here are 5 hidden clues that a woman is cheating on you…
1. She doesn’t want foreplay anymore. A woman who consistently just wants to cut to the chase probably means she just wants to get sex over with.
2. She tells you even more than usual about her day. They try to cover up their tracks by sharing even more information than normal.
3. … while rifling through her bag. Body language can tip you off to a cheater -- If she puts her hands in her pockets, touches her face, or pokes around in her purse for something, it’s a dead giveaway that she’s pulling one over on you.
4. She stops texting as much. At first you may not even notice when she starts to lay off the Blackberry — but when you do, it may be time to worry.
5. You never feel as though she’s nagging you.When she stops nagging, it means she doesn’t care about the relationship anymore.
Based on the 5 hidden clues a woman is cheating on you…how did you get busted? How did you bust someone? Here are the texts…
My girlfriends best friend emailed my wife on Facebook
I didn't meet the woman, but my ex saw emails in my trash folder. Worst mistake ever.
I caught a guy once by telling his friend I'd already caught him. The friend said, "how'd u find out?" I said, " u just told me."
When he posts "its been a great month, love you baby <3" on my girls Facebook wall I got a good idea.
My dad left a sex chat message with his mistress up on the computer and my mom found it when she went to pay the bills...idiot
Skippy here. I caght my now ex cheating by noticing simple tasks away from home taking longer than they should. Oh well I'm much happier now without the bitch
Thought my GF of 3 yrs was cheating on me after I left for work. Here's the method. Prepaid phone, set it to silent and auto answer when a call is received,tape phone to back of the headboard. 100% silent and 100% caught!
When the bitch came home and said shes pregnant...im fixed! Wtf!
My ex came home with hickies on his neck and when i asked him what they were, he said he was playing soccer with his brother and the ball bruised him on the neck. Ha ya right.
She stayed late at the bar and had her panties in her purse when she got home. she is still with the guy. hi libby.
While living with my girlfriend... I had my ex come over. After we did the deed we both took a shower. She folded her towel like a chic. When my girl got home I was busted by the towel.
Bj I was the one that got caught. And she caught me by yahoo messenger. I had it on auto sign in and she found a way to pull up the history of conversations. Which she found my sexually explictit messages back and forth with the girl I was hooking up with. Then she called me at work
And now it’s time for a picture of a cute puppy…our pup Lulu!
Three British men on vacation in Australia are accused of drunkenly breaking into a SeaWorld marine park, stripping down to their underwear for a swim with the dolphins and then making off with a penguin. The three only pieced together what happened when they found the small penguin, “Dirk,” in their rented apartment the next morning amid their hangover haze. One of the men, Rhys Jones, says, quote: “Still a bit fuzzy about the whole thing but on behalf of the three of us we are very sorry and it was just a prank which went way too far.” Police say the men — ages 18, 20 and 21 — ditched Dirk at a lagoon, where he was later found “scared and exhausted.”
Based on this…what did you steal when you were drunk? Here are the texts:
My bro in law got busted swimming with the penguins at woodland park zoo.
Ran across Safeco Feild in my boxers in 2001
I sleept with my cousins girlfriend.
Fired and thrown in jail at a company Christmas party
Dumbest thing I've done when I was drunk was shoot bottle rockets at myself
I did my best friends of 15 years mom. I was 21 she was 49...... it was awsome! Sorry luke!!
Got drunk had sex with 3 hookers got herpies
Walked a stripper on her hands & keens around my boy's apartment with a collar & chain.
I would have ran onto the field last night to lick David beckham since I was pretty drunk at the match. Alas, he didn't show up. Damn! –âchristina
I got way trashed and had a threesome with two girls. But when I woke up, it was just one big girl
I got drunk and was angry with my husband because he left with some friends and i thought they wernt coming back so i took the shot gun and shot the crap out of a 66 chevy truck he just got, he came back a few minuets later!
Yesterday it was complete anarchy in seattle for May Day (May 1st). A bunch of protests were planned, they were meant to be peaceful, but there is this idiot group of protesters called the “Black Bloc” that vandalized stores, cars, tossed jars of urine and bags of feces at cops, etc. It was ridiculous. I took to Facebook, because that is this generations soap box after all to express my opinion on these jack knobs! Here:
Judging by the fact over 100 people liked this status update, I’m guessing I’m not alone in hating those idiots!
Phoenix Jones was in the news too during the coverage of the protests…Seattle’s self proclaimed super hero was seen on TV fighting off the protesters that were trying to get to the Federal building, and talk about timing…our buddy’s in the band Quickie…recently recorded a song about Phoenix, and today released the video for the song…watch it here:
That isn’t the only reason why Phoenix Jones is in the news…he now has an arch-nemisis. I’m not kidding. This is the town we live in where people are pretending to be in a super hero movie. I do have to say the video that this “villain” made is pretty cool…until the ending where he tries to do some comedy:
This story blows my mind!!!! 45-year-old Marek Olszewski of Poland dumped his girlfriend, a 34-year-old dentist named Anna Mackowiak, for another woman. A few days later, despite the fact that there are PLENTY of other dentists in Poland, Marek kept his appointment for oral surgery with Anna. So Marek went under anesthesia, and Anna started the procedure. Then she snapped. She said, quote, "I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions . . . but when I saw him lying there, I just thought, 'What a bastard.' When Marek came to, he found out Anna had removed ALL HIS TEETH. Anna faces three years in prison, and Marek's new girlfriend dumped him when she saw he was toothless.
Ok, seriously…why would this go see her? He deserves what he got. If my ex worked at an oil changing place I wouldn’t even see her to get my oil changed, let alone dental work. Geez…dum dum! So based on this story …finish this sentence: “Looking back, I am not proud to admit that I did _______to get back at an ex” …here are some of the texts:
Got married to my current wife to get back at my ex – WK
I took a sledgehammer to my exs brand new car back in high school after through her actions i lost a half ride scholorship to a very good D 1 school.
I got drunk one night and during a party we were throwing decided to show everyone all her nude pics. They all really appreciated it ha ha
When I was 19 I was dumped by my ex after I caught her cheating. So the next day, I slept with her sister on her bed. Jake from Fairwood
i am not proud that when much ex and the girl he cheated on me with came through my coffee stand to get coffee i put my finger in my underwear and swirled it in their coffees
Some how we got multiple texts about revenge sex with the ex’s mom!!!! Look at these:
To get back at a ex, I had sex with her mom! Her mom was a freak too!
Not proud i did it in revenge but am however proud in general for doin my exs mom! Should have gotten with her in the first place. WAY BETTER!!
Definetly regret having sex with my exs mom (im 16). my exs older sister was pretty damn good though!
A Canadian survey found that a large number of people don't know how to do household repairs.
--46% of people don't know how to install a faucet, and 14% don't even know how to do step one: Turning off the water in their house.
--One in three people don't know how to install a light fixture.
--45% of people can't replace a broken zipper on their clothes, including two out of three men.
--And 28% of people don't know how to change a tire, including nearly half of all women.
Based on this….whether it be in the house or elsewhere…what is something that you think you SHOULD know how to do, but you don’t? Here are some of the texts:
my gf, CANT COOK... when i met her she burned water, i tried to teach her... 3 years,later.. she still cant even cook eggs. -.- but she can bake anything :)
Mary- arkansas. Should now how to replace a light fixture...or ceiling fan... but I don't.
I can do almost anything around the house, but I dont know how to install carpet. Carpet is cheap. The labor kills you.
Change a tire or check the fluids! Jaye on I-5
Replace toilet / or rear tank / or inside and diagnose the problem
I'm 27 and still don't pay my own bills, I know I should know how to, but I still use a bookkeeper for all of them, it costs $600/month...
How to replace dry wall after putting a whole in the wall.
I dont know who to hook up my dvd player, my 16 year old son has to do it for me
As 38 year old guy, I should be able to open a beer bottle with a lighter...but I fail, I have actually broke bottles and cut myself trying! Pete
Parallel park. I've had my drivers license for 10 years and I still can't. – Sarah
'I utterly fail at changing windshield wipers, even as easy as it is. Took me a half hour a couple weeks ago because I couldn't get the friggin things to 'fit. Doh. -the DV
I'm a 30 year old guy and can't drive stick. I've had multiple dudes tell me I'm a worthless POS for not knowing how.
Big G olympia~ I'm 28 and cant do my taxes. my mom is an accountant so why bother
I should know how to make a sandwich, but DAMMIT, its just so confusing! Thank god my wife has a handle on this one.......phew. -â Gregg
Today's Video Blog is an Intern Challenge. Our intern Hot Kyle has 60 seconds to find a random woman to pinch his nipples…will he do it?
Another great day of hockey…wow…the Kings are starting to look like the team they should have been all season – unstoppable. Their goalie is amazing and they are starting to put pucks in the net…now up 2 games to 0. And how about Ovechkin, has he become a team player? Props to their coach Dale Hunter, he has made a leader out of the Great 8! Caps & Rangers are tied 1-1. But lets go back to the Kings goalie…Jonathan Quick is my fave goalie (after Marty brodeur of course), and whenever I think of him…I think of this freaky “save” that was made by him a few years ago! Talk about Goalie Gods looking after him!
Today is May 1st , better known as May Day or International Workers' Day. The origin of today is that it’s the annual holiday to celebrate the labor movement. Because of its significance, May Day has become an occasion not only of international celebration, but also widespread protest, which is fitting since the first May Day was sparked by a labor demonstration. The holiday isn't well recognized within the United States, May Day is in fact of American origin and came out of the struggle to get workers the right to an eight-hour work day. May Day has moved beyond its roots as an international workers' holiday to a day of international protest today, with rallies marches planned across the world, Including Seattle. Mayor Mike McGinn has warned residents there could be traffic delays and has said city officials have evidence — including graffiti and posters — that some groups plan to "commit violence, damage property and disrupt peaceful free speech activity."
But lets go back to the roots of the day…Today is May 1st – May Day, which is the international workers day…based on this…why do you love your job? Or…Why do you hate it? Here are the texts we received:
I got 2 jobs. One, where i get to hit on hot girls all day. then the other i get to obtain free s*** all the time, but the hours for this one well exceed 60 hrs a week
Im a caregiver in an Alzheimer and dementia building. I love helping people but hate getting hit kicked spit on and having poop thrown on me! -â-âMary in snoho
|I just finally scored a job inIT. I love it because I'm actually doing what I want to do in life! I hate because I don't get to listen to you guys anymore! -âPancho-â
I work in the medical field and take care of retired and disabled veterans. It's a very gratifying job and being a veteran I still continue to provide medicalcare to my troops returning home.
I love my job because every other tuesday I get to poo on BJ's yard and blame his neighbor's dog. Gman Drew
Sometimes I do not like being a carpenter because it's not steady work can I get laid off for months of the time. Work is good I make $100k year. Bad $35k
I have been in the beer business for nearly twenty years. I LOVE IT. i get up at four thirty every morning and look forward to delivering beer. i love my customers and most my coworkers. i look forward to many more years. btw steve i take care of the bars in puyallup! cheers my friends.
I am a garbage man in pierce county at age 24. We run routes and lift cans so I like my job cause I am paid to work out and work for a good company
As an airline pilot I used to think I had the best job in the world until I had kids. Being away from home sucks but the job rocks
I love my job because I get to lay around the house all day until my master steve comes home with the peanut butter-â-â Lucy
Last night the Miami Heat beat the New York Knicks to go up two games to none in their NBA playoff series. Knicks forward Amar’e Stoudemire was NOT happy! He punched the glass on the door of a fire extinguisher cabinet in the locker room and cut his left hand. According to reports, there was a TON of blood. Amar'e had his hand bandaged and left the arena with his arm in a sling. Game 3 of the series is Thursday night in New York, but there's no word yet if he's going to be able to play. A source says it's, "almost certain" that he WON'T be able to play, some are even saying that he is done for the playoffs. Amar'e was quick to Tweet an apology last night. He said, quote, "I am so mad at myself right now, I want to apologize to the fans and my team, not proud of my actions, headed home for a new start."
I get why he got that mad…BJ was not happy about what he did, but I get it. I repect his passion…it’s nice to see one of these well paid atheletes still care about the game. Granted I just play in beer league, but there are times I give up a bad goal in hockey and I slam my goalie stick out of anger…and sometimes I break them, goodbye 100 bucks. But in the spirit of the game…I lost my mind…it’s nice to see pro’s have that fire still! Based on this…we asked the Rock-A-Holics finish this sentence: “Ok, I have to admit...doing BLANK was a bad idea!” When have you done something that you immediately regretted? Here are the texts we got:
Having a three way. ...Jessica from Shelton
Dan from brier. Getting married I immediately regret. Regretted it so much for 5 years and now im getting divirced and couldnt be happier.
I broke all my dishes, a big framed picture and my vacume when i found out my man (ex now) cheated on me
Doing the friends girlfriend was a bad idea. . .Now she wont leave me alone!
Doing my sister's friend was a bad idea. I left for a six month deployment in the Persian gulf two weeks later and broke her heart. I don't think she eve r forgave my sister. -the DV
Smokin weed and going to wrestling practice. I was the only one in the 189 weight class. And I had to wrestl the 285 wrestler. Worst idea ever.
When I got so pissed at people on halo that I threw the controller into my 60 inch led tv. -â Chris fed way
I have to admit, breaking up with my bosses daughter after having sex with her the first time was a bad idea.
I regretted buying that peanut butter.....signed Lulu
Today's video blog features Rock Girl Amber, and we discover a new app called The Ugly Meter!
