Tomorrow is the big day! We hope to see you all at Pain In The Grass. I am so excited to see Chevelle, The Offspring, and all the other bands…but there a couple that I am REALLY excited to see.
First off…Witchbuyrn. Man I love this band. I was lucky enough to see these guys a couple weeks ago at Louie G’s…and they were amazing! Check them out here:
I’m also excited to see Walking Papers…this band features Duff McKagan, Mike McCready of Pearl Jam, Barrett Martin of the Screaming Trees, and Jeff Angell from Post Stardom Depression…I love this bands CD…just wait until it’s out in stores, you will love it!
I am also stoked to see 3 Days Grace, I am a huge fan of this song:
Today's video blog features Bill Bellamy! He is in town this weekend at the Parlor Live. www.parlorlive.com
This morning we dug a little bit more into the podcast “war” that has happened between our podcast, the STP-CAST and Luke Burbank’s TBTL regarding the Best Of Western Washington poll on KING 5 for best podcast. You can vote for us here:
Yesterday in my blog, we posted something that Luke wrote on Facebook where he urged his listeners to vote for him because he doesn’t want our podcast to win, as we are “titanic douches.” We learned a little more about why he said this…it all stems from something that was once said by someone on our show that is no longer on our show. After hearing the audio of his podcast, I get it…I get why he would think we are all Titanic Douches, as something was said about him that was awful. Granted it wasn’t said by any of us, but it was under our umbrella…our watch…and all we could say on air was that we were sorry. That being said…I am a fan of wrestling and have always leaned towards the heels…so I say let’s do this. In the battle between the heel and the baby face, you need to vote heel.
My favorite part about all of this is that listeners of our podcast have been now referring to themselves as “douches”. We wound up getting texts about this controversy…
Luke has his Tens of listeners, Steve has his Douches of listeners. Go STP cast!
Count another vote for STP!!!!!!! But if you are going to be a douche....at least you are Titanic!!!!!!!!
Much respect for manning up BJ and STP. Way to be the bigger douche!
Gazelle.com asked 1,000 people if they’re rather go without sex or their iPhones for a weekend, 15 percent said they’d skip sex. 61% would also choose a good night’s sleep over sex. 20% of women would rather give up sex for a week than Facebook. 75% would give up sex for their favorite food.
What about you? What would you give up sex for? Here are some texts we received:
I'd give up sex for a 3 some with two girls of my choice
I would give up sex to live in the play boy house and then die of blue b****
I give up sex if I could get my contractor to finish my house.
I'd give up sex for 5 years to get Ron Paul on the ballot in all 50 states!
I'd give up sex for a mondo burrito at taco del mar.
i would give up sex for a month to get my husband a job. He is driving me nuts
I would give up sex for a weekend to party with you guys and the men's room.
I might give up sex for getting some more tattoos but sex with my boyfriend is so amazing im not sure i would give it up for anything. From jessica in Everett
I would give up sex for a chance to swim with a great white shark in South Africa and that says a lot cause my wife is smoking hot
I'd rather have a good cup of coffee in the morning, then have sex. Jessica~in Renton
I already gave up sex...I'm married
I'd give up sex for a classic camero
A new survey figured out the appropriate amount of time you should wait to handle awkward situations. Here are the results. "Shhh" someone in a movie theater. The average person says you should wait just under two minutes before you start making "shhh" sounds. Ask someone on a cell phone to keep it down. The average wait is just under two-and-a-half minutes. Give a parent a dirty look for not dealing with a loud baby. The average time is just after two minutes and 40 seconds. Realize you've been stood up on a blind date. Give the person 26 minutes before you bail. Honk at a car in front of you at a green light. The survey found the average person claims to wait 50 SECONDS before honking.
This led to a fun topic...What was the most awkward situation you have ever been in? Here are some of the texts we got:
I am a very heavily tattooed person, I even have several tattoos on my face, neck and hands. One time I was in line at the grocery store and an elderly woman
asked me if I had been to prison.. I said no. She then asked me if I was BORN looking this way!! Awkward. -brandon from Tacoma
My ex-wife trying to sleep with my girlfriend.
1979 working for playboy club in NJ, stuck in elevator with Barbi Benton for 45 minutes, Kurt
I worked for a medical company and was delivering oxygen setup to a patient in their home. The patient died in the middle of my setup. The family went cr azy crying and was VERY awkward
I walked in on my sister having sex. It sucked.
When I was 16 I walked in on my brother and his partner in the kitchen they bring it up alot just to mess with me
Huge thanks to Tom Green for coming in this morning! Tom is going to be at the Tacoma Comedy Club tonight and all weekend! It was cool to meet a dude I watched on MTV all the time…plus Road Trip is still one of my favorite films!
As you know…I’ve been asking all the STP-CAST-A-MANIACS to say their payers, take their vitamins, and vote for our podcast in the KING 5 Best Of Western Washington thing they do yearly. Last year we came in #4 (and had a Laser Tag party to celebrate), and this year we said that if we finish at #1, we will “punish” all the listeners (and ourselves) with a 5 hour podcast! If you listen to our podcast we have sung the good word of a very popular podcast TBTL (Too Beautiful To Live) with Luke Burbank…saying that it’s just a matter of time that they take the lead and win as they have a great show, but how funny would it be if we beat them (as well as all the other great podcasts)…so this morning, I get a message from Mark, and this is what Luke posted to his fans yesterday:
Titanic Douches? Marginal douche…yes, but Titanic? Must you lump us in with a movie I choose to never watch? This cracks me up…I guess we are the inspiration for him to save the Best podcast award from going to some douches…Titanic Douches! Well…I say Vote Douche! That would make our win even more ridiculous. Vote here: http://best.king5.com/stp-cast/biz/633659
Last year, Rebecca Gibbs of New Zealand and her husband, Stephen Page, ended their marriage after four years. Since then, Rebecca says he's been trying to get her back while she's been trying to get closure. Well it looks like she GOT that closure. Because a couple weeks ago, she launched her wedding ring into SPACE on a small rocket. Her new boyfriend's brother is a rocket scientist, which is how she was able to pull that off. It's doubtful they could've built a small rocket that would make it through the atmosphere. So the ring is probably NOT floating in space, it's probably in the Pacific Ocean. Rebecca says, quote, "I just thought that was awesome and it was a really liberating experience for me . . . it was also for [Stephen] to let him know it was completely over."
Based on the story of a woman that got closure on her divorce by launching her wedding ring into space…how did you celebrate your divorce or breakup? Here are the texts we got:
I celebrated my divorce by buying a brand new truck AND and brand new Harley Davidson
A fifth of Jameson that night, went surfing the next morning, couldn't remember the bitches name
I banged her 2 best friends hahaha stupid Bitch.
I pawned my wedding ring for forty bucks and went to the liqour store. -listening from raleigh, you guys rock!
Took my wedding ring on the ferry. Tied it to a weight and tossed it in the middle of the sound. Then went in a 2 day Bender of booze and strippers with friends. Cajun
To get back at my exgf I reset the high scores on her favorite video game machine when I worked at an arcade. She want not happy
My divorce hearing was on Halloween. Afterwards, I went n got a new tattoo then dressed up n went to every Halloween party in town with my friends. We partied
Today's Video Blog is something put together by our former intern Daron...he filmed us at Rock Out Hunger, and made this...
Wow. I really don’t even know where to start, but last night’s Monday Night Football was one that will be talked about for years to come as it summed up the replacement ref “experiment” this year. The Hawks won, and I would be a liar if I felt that they won a fair game. They didn’t. I would have probably said the same thing, granted on a lesser level, if the Packers won. Both teams would have been screwed if they lost, fortunately for one the bad calls went in favor of the hawks.
This whole game was a mess…especially in the final quarter…bad call after bad call, pass interference calls that were not deserving and others that should have been called that weren’t. It was sad, and it was clear these refs have no business officiating the country’s most POPULAR sport.
The call that will be talked about happened during the final play, the Seahawks were losing 12-7 to Green Bay. Hawks quarterback Russell Wilson threw a desperation pass into the end zone and two players fought over it. Green Bay safety M.D. Jennings caught the ball in the air, but Golden Tate wrestled him for it as he came down. It was ruled a touchdown, even though it should have been called an interception as it wasn’t a simultaneous catch (which would go to the receiver by rule), it was clearly caught by Green Bay . . . and Seattle won 14-12 instead of losing 12-7.
Am I upset about it? Hell no, the Hawks won…a win is a win.
Am I mad at the refs? No…I’m mad at the greedy owners for even allowing this to happen. They should be ashamed by their greed…the blame should be on them not the refs.
Does my pup Lulu look awesome in a Hawks jersey? Hell yes!
Do I find this tweet and this meme hilarious? Yes, yes I do.
Did Century Link Field look awesome in HD on Monday Night Football? Yes the coverage was awesome.
Did I scream Bruuuuuuuce when this happened? Absolutely!
Would I like a pair of these Beats headphones, but not have to pay well over 200 bucks for them? Indeed.
At the end of the day, I called it. I told you all it would end that way. Hail Mary pass...interception...refs screw up call, Hawks win. Ended exactly how I predicted it. Go Hawks
Before I get to anything…this is for Thee Ted Smith, as I know he loves himself a good puppy pic…check out Lulu, enjoying the sun:
Over the weekend, Toppy, Vicky, and I all went to the Uproar Festival…what an awesome show. Godsmack never disappoint, and Shinedown were AWESOME!
Tonight the Hawks hosting the Green Bay Packers for Monday Night Football, and this isn’t the only way our rookie quarterback is getting national attention. Russell Wilson is also the newest face for Levi’s Jeans. You might have seen his commercial, where he lists all of the great advice his late father gave him. Here is the commercial...
Russell Wilson shares some of the awesome advice his late father shared in this commercial...based on this…what is the best advice your parent gave you? What’s the worst? Here are the texts we got:
my daddy always told me its not illegal if you don't get caught!
My father always taught me: honor, truth, and responsibilty. It has always served me well.
Don't eat the yellow snow pops always told me
Every girl looks the same when your face is in the pillow
My dad taught me to always tell the truth and let the chips fall where they fall. I've always takin it to heart and tried to live my life that way.
Best advice.."remember son, a stiff pecker bares no conscience"
Only mix clear liquid with your alcohol...he told me this as I was puking rum and coke at age 16. Stephanie from Tacoma
My late father told me, "marriage isn't easy, but if money is all you have to fight about, you've got it good. Because you can't take it with you"
My father always told me, "Almost doesn't count" and I have applied this to my entire life and even got it tattooed on my forearm. The Duke
Don't get high off your own supply
Sex is grate but hurpies are 4 life
My dad always said: You are who you associate with
Green Day singer Billie Joe Armstrong is "seeking treatment for substance abuse" after throwing a profanity-filled tantrum at the iHeartRadio Music Festival on Friday. According to reports, Green Day's set was almost cut in half, from about 45 minutes to 25 minutes, after earlier sets by Usher and Rihanna were allowed to go long. Billie Joe stopped their performance in the middle of the song "Basket Case" when he noticed that a monitor in the venue was warning them that they only had one minute remaining. Here is the audio:
There's no word what "substance" he was abusing, but the band is postponing some of the appearances they had lined up to promote their new album, "Uno!", which comes out tomorrow.
So Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day had a huge meltdown on stage when his bands set was cut short…based on this, when did you or someone you know have a huge meltdown? Here are the texts we received:
Some crazy chick lost it and attacked my wife at upraoar on Saturday.. Check out YouTube "fight at uproar concert auburn Washington 2012"... I'm da bald guy in pulling the crazy chick off my wife: here is the link: http://youtu.be/66uuTiV6oqY
I was a fan of green day until i met billie joe backstage at warped tour. He was a complete d'bag! So this doesnt surprise me.
When I was 20, I got angry while drunk and kicked a hole in a door in my apartment. Im a very quiet calm girl and it freaked me out- and I was limping for a week
Today's Video features me doing yet another animal impression....On Friday we were talking about the Puyallup Fair, and I mentioned how funny the goats were...which led to this impression...
Weekend is here! Hopefully you have a fun weekend set...
We wound up having the Mayor of Tenino on this morning to talk about the “intimate encounter” he had in a car in Lacey. People said there was some sexual stuff going on, but Eric made it clear that yes, he used poor judgment…but No, he did not do anything other than make out with a girl. People need to calm down with this…it’s a kiss people…settle down. I told Eric that if I was a newspaper writer, my headline would be:
Mayor Of Tenino Says Vagi-NO!
According to a new Harris poll, 60% of Americans own some kind of pet. Two thirds of pet owners have a dog . . . while a little over half . . . 52% . . . have cats. Almost everybody . . . 94% of dog owners and 91% of cat owners . . . say that they consider their pets to be part of the family. But that doesn't mean dogs and cats get treated equally. Dogs are more likely to get presents from their owners. 69% of dogs get a present for the holidays . . . while only 61% of cats do. 47% of dogs get a birthday present . . . compared to 37% of cats. 77% of cat owners let their cat sleep in bed with them . . . but only 66% of dog owners do. And 32% of dog owners cook for their dog . . . but only 20% of cat owners do that.
Based on this…what is the strangest thing you or someone you know do for their pet? Here are the texts:
I used to get cereal in the morning. My dog would get scrambled eggs. Favoritism.
I have three cats and a dog and a queen size bed, I have to upgrade to a king it's getting crowded!!!
My cousin puts a Ben Rothlessburger jerzey on their dog when they watch steelers games
My husband spent a whole summer and a ton of cash to build an in ground dog pool with a fountain for water circulation so our pooches wont get to hot.
My girlfriend paints her female pitbull's toe nails!! Mike the truck driver! Happy early birthday LULU
My wife crazy aunt dresses up her doberman pincher in outfits and get this one....lets it sit at the dining table while they eat! Unfreakin believable.
I have a multipoo. She has a basket that attaches to my passenger seat. So she can see and she hooks in for safety :) faith
Once a year, I torture my dogs. I put a costume on them for Halloween and watch them try and take it off.
My wife cooks chicken and rice for our spaniel, he only eats dry food when he has ... stomach issues.
Today's video blog features some candy we got in the mail!
During Beat The Producer the Rev asked a question about the classic Guttenberg film, Short Circuit. BJ shocked me when he said he hasn’t seen that movie. WHAT?!? He hasn’t seen Johnny #5?? That’s crazy talk…I love that movie…
I apparently am not alone, as we got a bunch of texts about the film….
Hey BJ I'm 35 watched short circuit with my 14 and 10 year old and they loved it. Johny 5 still alive bitches
Los locos kick your ass, Los locos kick your face, Los locos kick your ass into outer space!!!
It's not kick your ass into outer space. It's kick your balls into outer space.....Chris in Enumclaw
Short Curcit is on On Demand right now under the free movies. Just watched it last night with my 7 year old.
Yo laser lips, your momma was a snow blower!!!
Best line from johny 5. Your moma was a snow blower!!!
84-year-old ROGER MOORE freely admits that he used his status as James Bond to score tail. A LOT of tail. He says, "I've always been a hit with the ladies. Over the years I've had my fair share of beautiful women. I couldn't possibly say how many I've been out with because I'm a gentleman. But more importantly I just haven't kept count. I've had more women than James Bond. It was always, 'More . . . Roger More'."
Hell..that makes sense…he was James Bond for…um…Octopussy, and Man With The Golden Gun…hmmm…maybe it should have been called Man With The Golden…LOVE Gun! Waka Waka!
Man With The Golden Gun had the greatest fight scene ever…Bond vs. Tattoo from Fantasy Island:
Roger Moore admits that he used his status as James Bond to get ladies…based on this, what is something you do now (or used to do) that others find attractive? Here are the texts we received:
I'm 4 foot 10 hot little Italian girl with a nice b*** I'm 43 and to this day I still get the man from Julie in Ravens Dale
GOT MARRIED. now it seems I'm funnier or more attractive to the ladies. where the hell we you ladies when I was single? Sumner, WA
Being a white water raft guide always cleans up the bachelorette poon in Leavenworth
I do nothing. I have a vagina. Men love that about me. B in graham.
I've got a job. Michael
A lot of men find it extremely attractive that im a female gamer and paintballer. Its suprising to them because im a skinny brunette with book smarts and good looks. From jessica in everett
I'm a girl and I can ride a quad better then most men!! Pass them all in a wheelie... Men seem to like that!!
Guys loved that i went to an all girls bording school i had the uniform and everything
Girls love that I play guitar, specifically shred metal. they love watching fast fingers! -âTristan from Lakewood
I work construction. Chics love dirty hardworking physical dudes. Especially when they are drunk. I also bounced a bar too. Liquor and whores.
All i would do is ride by on my harley. It would flock the women to it.
I used suits before how i met your mother
Being a filthy slut always seems to bring the guys flocking. For the record I'd totally do Roger Moore and Sean Connery
A guy uploaded a video the other day of himself paying for a traffic ticket at a police station. The ticket was for $137, which he paid for in 137 one-dollar bills that he shaped like origami pigs. He also delivered them in Dunkin' Donuts boxes. When he gave it to the person at the front desk, they were not amused. Apparently the guy spent six hours folding the dollar bills. Here is the video:
A guy paid for a traffic ticket with 137 one-dollar-bills folded into the shape of pigs…based on this…finish this sentence: “I know I was being a douche, but I still did _____.” Here are the texts we got:
I peed in a half full bottle of gaterade and watch a drunk dude drink it
I gave a homeless man a job application at an off ramp in Everett one time when he ask me for money.
I know I was being a douche but I still made a scene at a fast food place because the cashier didn't give me the military discount and after she finished my transaction she tells me about buy one get one half off. So I turn around and I start informing everyone that if they don't ask for buy one get one half off this cashier will rip you off.. So she started crying and I felt good.. Paying regular price after you ask them for a military discount and them not telling you it's buy one get other half off kinda pisses you off...
I sent a girl I was dating home with a porn video so she could learn the right way to perform a certain sex act
I know I was being a douche, but I still slept with the middle aged bartender at my favorite bar and then kicked her out after the fact. while still continuing to go to the bar every weekend. She quit shortly after that
I know I was being a douche but I stil payed fr a $600 shotgun with nickle and pennie rolls
I know i was being a douche but i ate my sisters birthday cake this morning... Shes a fat bitch
Cop gave me a 5 over, insurance companies don't even recognize 5 over tickets. local cop to issaquah, flattened all his tires in his driveway.
I braided my boyfriends pubes when he was passed out drunk
I took my exgirlfriend out to dinner at the melting pot, towards the end of dinner I told her I had to go to the bathroom and left her w he bill & no ride home
I know I was being a douch when I slept with my friends 18 year old smoken hot daughter
Gave a homeless girl $5 to show me her boobs
I had a girl pick all the nuts out of the crunchy peanut butter because I wanted creamy
I paid for a 1.50$ coke with a 100$ bill. I felt like a super-âD Alex in centralia
Have you seen that John Shango video...the one where he loses his mind on his Cowboys for losing 27-7 to our Seahawks? It's epic...I love his passion! Check it out here (NSFW):
John isn't the only passionate sports fan...I feel the same way about our WNBA team, The Seattle Storm!
According to a new survey, moms REALLY aren't happy. 47% of working moms say they'd be happier if they were home with their child . . . and 70% feel pressure to work to help support the family. 36% resent their husband for not making more money. Meanwhile, 38% of stay-at-home moms feel guilty about not working . . . and 13% regret giving up their career. And 15% resent their husband.
So we had to ask…do you resent your spouse? Why? What do you hate about them...what do you love? Here are some of the texts we got:
I hate that he goes to Seahawk signings every Tuesdays and spends tons of money on picttures and items for them to sign, when we have a 3 year old to take care of. And he barley pays his half of the bills :p
My 13 year relationship just ended because he was upset that I got laid off 2 yearsago i have 5 kids ages 18 to 3 and im back trying to get a job
I resent my spouse for having crappy credit because her ex husband
I resent my spouse for wanting me to do 100% of the providing and then come home to do housework/help with the kids until i sleep. I work graveyard so all this is twice as tough
She's the cheating whore. Other than that she's okay.
I hate the fact that the majority of my wifes friends are males
I love my bf he takes care of my daughter as she is his own and he makes sure to take over certain things to give me a break cause he knows if I'm less stressed the happier I am and more pleasant to be around, like he works graveyard and his nights off he knows he's gonna be up so he takes baby duty and deals with her instead I me having to wake up I live him and appreciate the hell out of him shout out to jeffro!!
My wife resents me because I only make $24 an hr. She makes $49 hr at Boeing. My kids resent me because I'm not their real dad but I just try to make the best of it
ABC News and People Magazine just did a survey to find out people's opinions on the greatest TV shows of all time. Barbara Walters announced the results on "20/20" last night. Number one was "I Love Lucy". Number two on the list was "M.A.S.H." Coming in at number three is "Seinfeld". The number four spot went to "All in the Family". Number five on the list was "Cheers".
Based on the list of the 5 greatest TV shows of all time…All of these shows are no longer on TV, which got us thinking… what show were you sad to see go? What show do you wish was still on TV? Here are the texts we got:
Favorite show that should still be on: Firefly
Married with Children!!
Lie to me, best show ever
I was upset when Northern Exposure ended. Really twisted writers, but funny as hell.
I want "That 70's Show" back.
Hey guys. I miss WCW Monday Nitro.
HBO's Entourage, Fresh Price of Bel-Air
Sad to see the JJ Abrams show "Alias" end. -Michael (in Seattle)
Gilligan's Island. I'm sure my kids would have enjoyed it as much as I did.
Lost was the greatest show of all time
Arrested development. A hilarious show, and wish it would come back and finish it. I heard they might do a movie... We can only hope. -Blake in kent
I miss Jack Bauer and 24!!! Oh and the chick that played his daughter, whats her boobs... Heh heh. One Hit Wonder Wade
Almost live, we had one of the best local skit shows ever
Stargate universe, but it's okay because it hooked me on sg-Atlantis, sg-1, battlestar, caprica. Watched all episodes of every series.
ENTOURAGE, awesome show. Can't wait for the movie. From Seth in gig harbor
I was bummed when cheers ended.
The Shield! One of my all time favorite series. Very sad they ended it
Dog the bounty hunter. I don't know why but loved that show RED
Today’s Video Blog is an Intern Challenge! Our intern The Prodigy has 60 seconds to find someone to speak a foreign language to him...will he do it?
Any day where a Mayor of a city in Washington swings by to say hi is a good day in my book! If you recall a few days ago I played Beat The producer against Eric Strawn, the mayor of Tenino. Well he was in seattle for a political event with the gubernatorial hopefuls…so he stopped by to say hell...
What an awesome guy…it was fun B.S.’ing with him off air about all the great bands from the Seattle area like Alice In Chains, Pearl Jam, Mad Season, and Mudhoney!
Olympic snowboarder SHAUN WHITE was arrested for public intoxication in Nashville over the weekend. Police were called to the his hotel at about 2:00 A.M., after White trashed the phone in his room and pulled a fire alarm, causing the hotel to be evacuated. White then tried to flee the hotel and take off in a taxi, but a "concerned citizen" actually blocked him from getting into the cab. So White KICKED him and ran off. But the guy followed him. The two collided, and Shaun hit a fence, opening a nasty wound on the back of his head. Police said he appeared to be extremely intoxicated and reeked of alcohol. White was taken straight to the hospital, where he was booked for vandalism and public intoxication. After he was treated for his wound, he was released on his own recognizance.
Shawn White was arrested for public intoxication, and certainly deserved to be arrested…what about you? Finish this sentence… “Looking back on my life, I should have been arrested for doing _____.” Here are the texts we got:
After a huge mariners win (and far to much to drink) when I was in SD I took a #2 on the front steps of the stadium. When security came to grab me I asked if they knew who the **** I was and when they said no I replied good and took off running to my hotel. No regrets.
Getting neighbors goat drunk on southern comfort
For taking stop signs and putting objects in the middle of the road at central Washington
Looking back at my life I should have been arrested for having a baby at 18 y/o. -chick in Puyallup
I should've been arrested for getting trashed and trying to steal an excavator and a bulldozer in a nearby contrustion site
While riding in a buddy's truck Going down I 5 at 85 miles an hour. To swap cars. I jumped into the window of another car.
Should of been attested for doing a wheelie down 405 at 120mph!! Chris in everett
When I was in high school my friends and I tied to M-180's together and blew up a mailbox. The top of the mailbox bent completely backwards and the doorshot all the way across the street, about 30 ft. As I ran away for lighting it my friends said it was such a large flash all they could see was my silloette in the dark. Damn that was loud. Justin
For having sex on the capitol steps in Olympia when I was in high school. Cop just laughed at us
Last weekend one of Topshelf's lifelong goals was accomplished as first time ever, he was able to watch a Pittsburgh Steelers game on the Direct TV NFL Sunday ticket in his very own living room. What was the last goal you set that you achieved? Here are the texts we received….
Getting my show truck featured in a magazine! Street trucks
I wanted a motorcycle since I was 10.. So I found a girl with good credit and she got me a 2007 Suzuki GSXR 1000, I love it.. And her lol
Just got the 12th. Mancave built.BIG bar n 51 inch TV!..with the NFL tiket. 3 TVs its AWESOME! Good 2be the KING of MY castle!
When i was a kid i watched brock lesnar f5 the big show at survivor series in 2002 and i set a goal to work out and be able to squat 500 lbs. i reached that goal last year.
When i was a kid i watched brock lesnar f5 the big show at survivor series in 2002 and i set a goal to work out and be able to squat 500 lbs. i reached that goal last year.
This year I decided to grow a full beard. Took me 3 months of looking like I belong on Duck Dynasty to get it full enough to trim into something decent. Wife hates it. Ha!
A life time goal of mine was to pull off a senior prank. So i decided to steal the smith brothers farm cow. It was the most amazing night of my life. It took 45 min to get that cow off the sign. All while 4 cops drove by. The cow was placed at kentlake high school. Go class of 2012 and go The A Team for being the only guys with the balls to pull off a prank.
Goal - become a career fireman! DONE!! #awesomeness
Today's Video Blog features some wedding pictures from Toppy's big day...Toppy and his wife put disposable cameras at everyone's table...as people got drunker, the pictures became more interestingcheck them out:
What a weekend! Probably one of the busiest weekends I have had in a while…and I am hurting for it. Lets review:
Saturday morning my wife, my brother, and I all jumped in the Jeep and drove to Carnation to take part in Hell Run 2012! What an amazing experience…all of us were hesitant, and nervous, because we didn’t know what to expect. We knew thewre would be mud, there would be fire, there would be obstacles, and that Tone-Loc would be there. All of that rang true, but what we also got was one of the most enjoyable and memorable experiences of our lives. It’s a 5K run, but throughout the run you are climbing walls…crawling in mud….running in thigh high cold water…and more. Be sure to check out my video at the bottom of this blog to see what I saw during the Hell Run. I can’t wait for next year, this will be a yearly tradition in the STP household. This sums it up best…check us out before:
After Hell Run, we went home…took a power nap, and then headed to Fife for “Dream Fest” at Louie G’s. What is “Dream Fest” – well Louie G. apparently always had a dream to put on a massive show…so even though he has great shows at his Pizza place (awesome Pizza by the way) inside his place, he decided to turn his parking lot into a giant outdoor venue. He had a giant stage set up with an amazing sound system, great light rig, and the always important fog machine and strobe light…and booked some great bands like Witchburn, Klover Jane, Amadon, and the worlds worst cover band…KISW’s The New Originals. What a fun show…Witchburn were unbelievable, they sounded so great live:
I was so happy to finally see Klover Jane live…
I love their songs, and it was awesome to see them rock on stage, and it was great to see my buddy Dean rock on the drums…
Plus I got a great shot of his brother Jeff mugging it up for the camera….
Thanks to Dean for letting me use his drums as well for the New Originals set…
One of the highlights of our set for me was that we got to jam with Jamie & Mischa from Witchburn for a cover of “You Shook Me” by AC/DC
Finally, I have to say this…on Saturday I got to meet Louie G. for the first time. What an incredibly positive and passionate guy. You can tell he is doing this (booking bands and putting on shows) for all the right reasons…he is not driven by dollar signs, but by his passion for local music. Louie was front row throughout the day and night, singing along to many of these bands songs. A true quality individual…all the great things I have heard in the past from others about Louie was confirmed with my experience with him. Way to be Louie G!
Sunday not only did I get to enjoy a Hawks victory, but my homie Tony F’ing Mitchell inflicted some serious pain on my arm…doing some touch ups on my sleeve. Man I love his art…and his shop is killer. If you are able to go to Port Orchard, check his shop out… www.tonystriedandtrue.com
I saw this picture online…looks like the Hawks are doing something I’ve seen teams like the Boston Bruins do, and I love when they do it....the Hawks have the Hawks Nest show off their 12th Man Pride:
And what a great game for the 12th Man…defence was awesome…special teams made some magic happen right at the start…Russell Mania ran wild with how he managed the game…and Beast Mode was in full effect, as the Hawks beat the Cowboys, 27-7. The big talk was this great block by Golden Tate on LB Sean Lee …he knocked him so hard he “de-cleated” him. Damn!!!!
Speaking of Football…The NFL has been using replacement referees this season, because the league locked out the regular refs in a labor dispute over their new contract. Yesterday, the NFL had to replace one of the replacements. Brian Stropolo was scheduled to work as the side judge for the New Orleans Saints game against the Carolina Panthers. But someone happened to look at Brian's Facebook page . . . and saw he had photos of himself in Saints gear and tailgating at one of their preseason games just LAST MONTH. Some of his Facebook friends had even commented about how surprised they were that the league was going to let him work the Saints game due to his Saints loyalty. (He's since deleted his Facebook page.) So yesterday morning, the NFL REMOVED Brian from the game, and replaced him with an alternate official.
Based on the fact that the NFL had to remove a replacement referee at the Saints game because he is huge Saints fan… It could be a sports team, a brand, or anything else… what are you loyal to? Here are the texts we received:
Loyal to FORD MOTORS!
All Finel fantacy video games. I always get them Even if I know its gonna be bad
Raiders,sounders, STPCAST, chicken head militia. RED
Im loyal to the bj shay show i even listen to all the Damn reruns. Your friendly taco time maintenance guy nick
I drink hornitos everyday I even have their barcode tatooed on my arm
Super loyal to the Sounders. My family has been attending their games since 74. I left Saturday morning at 5:00am to go support at Portland. Trip took 12 hours
Born and raised on ford trucks will die a ford truck guy and seahawks and the wsu cougars
Raaaaainiiiiier beer bitches!!!!!!!!!!
I am super loyal to monster energy drink. I have a collection of cans and tabs of over 500 all cans being empty of course because i am addicted to the flavor. From jessica in Everett
Hello from Joint Base Lewis-McChord. I am completely loyal to the U.S. Army and have been for last 15 years with three deployments to Iraq and one to Afg
I'm loyal to my tattoo artist. Tony f'n Mitchell. Haven't had a tat done in awhile cuz I can't make it to him
I'm loyal to the Bat! Two Batman tattoos. Every episode and movie of all things batman and an extensive comic collection.
Pitbulls. Believe in them and fight for their lives til the rep is changed
So we wound up talking about my experience doing the Hell Run on air, and it led to a fun topic…being that I did something out of my “comfort zone”, what about you? When did you do something out of your “comfort zone” – what was it, and were you glad you did it? Here are the texts we received:
I'm a chick, got my nipples pierced... A little scary but now i love them haha
Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane
I took a mixed martial arts fight on short notice. I've always been a fan but never trained for it. I lasted about 10 seconds.
Jumped off the stratospehere in Las Vegas. Now I'm planning on sky diving.
I took a gun class yesterday was nervous about guns... I loved it so much I'm now a member of the gun club. Can't wait to go shooting all the time
Me and my friend wore rainbow pasties to gay pride, walked around half naked in Seattle all day! Everyone wanted pictures with us and were still concerned we're gonna show up on google xD Keep rockin guys! Nikki
Joan from tacoma. went up in a helicopter. thought i would puke-âso glad i went up though. it was awesome!
I deathly terrified of heights and in June I went parasailing.... I loved it... and even went on the big shot at the Puyallup fair last weekend... I'm loving the rush #chris
I joined the military and did a halo jump high altitude low opening from 35,000 feet.
Today's video blog features my experience running the Hell Run this past weekend in Carnation. Hell Run is a mud crawling, obstacle conquering, beer drinking 5K run...Fire...Beer...Mud...Hell Run!
This morning something special happened on Beat The producer. No, the Rev didn’t get through the intro of the game without stammering…no, I didn’t give a stupid answer to a question I should know (cough Gulliver’s Travels cough)…we had a mayor on for the game! Yes, an actual mayor! The current mayor of Tenino, Eric Strawn called in to play. Eric is a self admitted “Rock-A-Holic”…I read up on the dude, and he truly is…rocking tattoos, and long hair as well. I love that this guy is the Mayor!
We wound up tying…I challenged him to a rematch, where if I win I get the key to the city and a day is named after me…he counter offered by saying he could give me the Golden Shovel. Deal!
In a new nationwide vote of more than 24,000 people of all ages, G.I. Joe has been named the GREATEST TOY of the last century. The Children's Museum of Indianapolis held the vote to help them put together an exhibit on the toys that define Americans' childhoods. Here are the toys that finished in the top 10:
This is hilarious...Mike Francesca is a radio guy in New York…I remember growing up listening to Mike & The Mad Dog on WFAN. Well his radio show is also broadcasted on TV, and while doing an interview he fell ASLEEP! This is so funny on so many levels, and as a guy that has nodded off in the wrong place at the wrong time, I appreciate seeing this. The best part is that if you were listening on the radio, you would have no idea…but if you watched it on TV, you would see him fall asleep at around :06...and then wakes up at around :54...the look on his face is priceless!!!
He’s not the only broadcaster caught on TV doing something he shouldn’t do… Al Roker was doing the intro for local weather forecasts, when they're supposed to cut away to the local affiliate. But for some reason, the affiliate in New York didn't run their video. So it cut to a national weather map, and Al's audio was still live, and Al had no idea. Here is the audio.....
This confirms by belief that Al Roker is one cool dude!
ALISON PILL from the HBO drama "The Newsroom" accidentally Tweeted a topless photo of herself. She quickly deleted it and apologized . . . saying, quote, "My tech issues have now reached new heights, apparently. How a deletion turned into a tweet." Here is the picture:
But the photo is kicking around the web for all to see. Alison is engaged to actor JAY BARUCHEL. We didn’t want to make her feel alone on this accidental island, so we tweeted her this:
Hot Kyle tweeted that pic to both Alison, and her fiance Jay... and Jay responded!
So, Alison Pill accidentally tweeted a nude photo of herself…what about you? Whether it be a tweet, a text, an email, or anything else…when did you or someone else send something to the wrong person? Here are some of the texts we got:
I almost had a heart attack when I looked at my phone to see that I was one button away from accidentally sending a porn link that i somehow copied to my clipboard to everyone in my local branch, including the CFO, about 75 people. Thank god I noticed. -the DV
Sometimes I text pictures of my junk to random phone numbers - murda bird
I emailed a picture of my junk to my grandmother on accident! It was meant for my girlfriend! She replied.. Hasn't changed since you were a baby
Apparently The Newsroom is doing a storyline about women and media going awry. And now she 'happens' to tweet out a topless pic? #planned –Bjorn
I sent a picture of myself to my girlfriend before our homecoming game but instead sent it to my mom and thats when she figured out we were having sex
Omg a couple of years ago my phone was all messed up. I was sending a picture of a ton of quarters to my brother and he didn't get a picture of quarters. He got a nude photo of his sister. I was mortified!!!! Mrs. Red
My ex boyfriend sent me a random dirty message... unfortunately for him it wasn't ment for me.
One time I accidently sent a dirty email to everyone in my contacts. Parents, younger siblings and teachers included
I tried to send a explicit dirty message to my boyfriend, telling him I wanted go leave scratches on his back among many other things. - sent it to my mom instead.
I had saved a pic of my girl showing off her new lingerie in the dressing room.....unfortunately with the new MS Live Meeting Table....it downloads all your photos and projects them on the conference room display.....automatically. Needless to say she is very popular now....
I was showing my best friend pictures of this hot chick that I was with the night before and in order to get to them he saw 1 of me holding my junk
A guy called in this morning and said he voted for the STP-CAST for best podcast in KING 5’s Best Of Western Washington…how crazy is this, we are currently #1! You too can vote, and please do, as it’s just a matter of time before we fall in the rankings!
KIM KARDASHIAN reportedly gave up botox six months ago because of KANYE WEST. As you may recall, Kanye's mother died of heart disease after undergoing cosmetic surgery in 2007 . . . so he's not a fan. A source says, "She realized she's still young enough that she doesn't need it. Now that she's spending more time with Kanye, Kim realizes she got caught up in a very Hollywood approach to beauty."
This led to a fun topic…What did you make your significant other give up? What did they make you give up? Or what do you wish they would give up? Here are the texts:
I wish my gf would stop buying fish we have 50 fish
My wife made me give up smoking pot .from mike in Tacoma
She wants me to give up chewing tabacco and playing on xbox live call of duty black ops she says I take it to seriously lol. Christian
My ex told me I have to give up watching sports on TV if we got married, because it's a waste of time. We were together f or almost two years by then. We broke up next week. -the DV
I made her give up stripping. 22 years ago.
I gave up drinking. I have 280 days of sobriety! Love the show!
This is randy from olalla. And I would love my girlfriend to give up horses. We have 3 and it always ends up in work for me and I'm fed up.
Today's Video Blog features Ralphie May...Ralphie May is at The Moore Theater on Saturday night (9/15/12). Get tix at www.stgpresents.org
Huge thanks to Ralphie May for coming in! Ralphie is at The Moore Theater on Saturday…tickets are available through www.stgpresents.com
I was happy to see Ralphie, but not nearly as happy as BJ…as it looked like BJ was turning Ralphie into his blankie with how he wrapped his arms around him!
According to a new survey by "Parade" magazine and Yahoo, almost 60% of Americans say they want a different career. That's three out of five people who want to drop everything they've worked toward, and start fresh. The survey also found that 19% of people think they're going to have to work into their 70s. Only 33% think they'll retire by age 65.
If you could change your career…what would you do? What do you do now? Here are the texts we got:
I'd like to put my degree to use and get paid to entertain people. One day perhaps. –Bjorn
Djing. not necessarily a radio personality, even though that would be awesome, but more of make my own music and be on the road
I would be a stripper dj so o can grow a mullet, drive a camaro and do blow off of strippers asses
I would go back on the road and tour security for bands or Wwe. Good money if u can handle being on road alit. Cajun
My answer to this question has always been to drop everything to be a Professional Wrestler. Now I am a pro wrestler and will persue this till I die in the ring
Id become a pornstar!! :-)
I'd be a professional brewster (a female beer brewer)!
If i could change career's i'd be a pro drummer my drums have been gathering dust. I do like being a computer it though. From taylor in auburn.
I'm in the minority. I love my job as an Airbus Captain for virgin America
I am a cable tech and would love to be a cop some day
WWE announcer JERRY "THE KING" LAWLER remains in critical but stable condition, after suffering a heart attack during "Monday Night Raw". He had three stents placed in blocked arteries yesterday. He's heavily sedated and hasn't spoken since the attack, and doctors don't know how much damage he suffered. Lawler's ex-wife Stacy Carter posted on Facebook that doctors removed his ventilation and took him out of sedation, and he was RESPONSIVE . . . which is a good thing. But she added that it took a while for paramedics to revive him Monday night, so there was concern about possible brain damage, but luckily his son issued a statement that said the CT Scan came back with no sighns of brain damage.
We received this text at 7-7-9-9-9 regarding The King:
I’m praying that Jerry pulls through! If I had to go out, I would want to go out doing what I love to do, and it’s obvious Jerry loved wrestling. What about you guys? Hank in Tukwila
Based on Hank’s text…If you were going to go “out” (die), what would you want to be doing? Here are the texts:
Since I already died once in a car wreck I want the next time to be more "impressive." Maybe a skydiving failure.
I would want to go out decorating my house for halloween so people will think thats a creepy lawn ornament
As a helicopter pilot, I would want to go out doing what I love, flying. Whether fighting a fire or flying an EMS mission, if I went out trying to help save others, i would feel fulfilled.
I wanna die @ the bunney ranch with 3 women.
Hangin out with my wife while sitting in on the western Washington #1podcast the STPCAST RED
Hey toppay!!!!! If I had to go out it would have to be either falling asleep fishing and not waking up or crashing an f16 fighter jet. Those are my two crutches speed an relaxation.
If I were to go out i'd want to be playing music with my bandmates/brothers
Screw the coke, I sanna go out eating BACON off of a strippers ass!
I would like to die after a good laugh of beat the producer. crash my truck into the ocean or something... With a sandwich in my hand
Today's video blog is an Intern Challenge. Our intern The Prodigy (BJ's son) has 60 seconds to find a stranger to yodel...will he do it?
Before I write anything…today is the 11 year anniversary of the awful terrorist attacks on September 11th 2001. I will for sure have everyone affected by this in my thoughts and prayers…
This morning I talked about this fascinating interview on 60 Minutes with Marc Owen (which is not his real name)…one of the Seal Team 6 guys that took out Osama Bin Laden. He was on promoting his book, “No Easy Day”, which I hear is an amazing read. Here is the full interview…it’s over 40 minutes…but it’s extremely interesting.
WWE announcer/legend JERRY "THE KING" LAWLER had a heart attack and collapsed last night during "Monday Night Raw". This was NOT part of the show. In fact, the collapse wasn't even shown on TV. Lawler had just competed in a tag team match, and was back at ringside doing commentary when he fell out of his chair to the floor. Geez…Jerry, you have to stop mixing it up in the ring, no matter how great you are at telling a story in the squared circle. Paramedics rushed out and brought him to the backstage area, where they performed CPR. I found this video on Youtube…it’s a montage of clips of his broadcasting partner Michael Cole explaining what happened. The first clip is tough to see, as he is fighting back tears as he broke the news of what happened to the WWE Universe…
Lawler's girlfriend later confirmed on Facebook that he'd suffered a heart attack. But she said, quote, "He is in stable condition and breathing on his own & heart is stable."
Tom Arnold says that tattooing Roseanne's face on his chest was the “stupidest thing” he has ever done …what about you? What was the stupidest thing you have ever done? Here are some of the texts we got:
Piercing my boys with a diamond stud. Went to take off my boxers off one night and it caught it and ripped it out. I was an idiot.
Setting off pipe bombs in a train underpass
Stopped listening to kisw was the dumbest thing i ever did..
I had sex with an ex to keep them with me and they gave me an std
Getting a hooker in Costa Rica and running out of condoms early in the night. Those bumps just keep coming back. :-(
I once chugged a fifth of rum in vegas. i remember waking up in front of the Bellagio with a Subway $5 footlong in my hands
When i was 16 i was camping with a bunch of buddies. Took our guns with us and booze... shooting at everything. My buddy had my gun, accidentally shot me in the arm, never went to the hospital. Pretty dumb, gnarly scar
Got my wives name on my arm, my girl friend was so pissed. Jason
Lost a bet to the steelers verse the seahawks I have mcally kaulkins face tattooed on my leg very big very dumb
Marrying a man who has a simple master dog relationship AWESOME
Last week, two guys in Tennessee carjacked a guy. They pulled a gun, the driver got out of the car, and they got in. But there was a problem. Neither one of them knew how to DRIVE A STICK. When the guys couldn't figure out how to use a clutch or shift gears, they got out and started running. The cops quickly caught up with them. Both were arrested.
This is hilarious! Carjacker 101: Learn how to drive all types of cars. Based on this...finish this sentence: "I really wish I would have learned how to do _____." Or “I can’t believe it took me so long to learn how to do _____”. Here are some of the texts we got:
Role a cigarette
I really wish I could learn how to be more of a fix-it guy. My girl ask me to fix something I have to say I don't know. Makes me feel useless. Lol.
I regret not learn to play the guitar
I can't believe it took me so long to learn how to smoke weed. I'm 30 and making up for lost time.
Can't believe it took me this long to talk my dad into giving me a job and paying my rent. Joe
I'm listening online in Rochester, NY.... I wish I learned to ride a motorcycle. I decided I'm learning in the next couple months!
Today's Video Blog features me showing BJ a sweet pic of my pup...he wasn't as entertained as I was.
Ugh Hawks! What a heartbreaker of a game…BUT…and I wrote but in caps for a reason…it’s only game one. So for those of you that are already posting of Facebook and Twitter that Matt Flynn should take over for week 2…you are Flynn-sane! Seriously! Look…did Wilson have some mistakes? Yes. But his mistakes were not of the level to cost him the starting job…he was shaky at times, but showed poise and even had moments of brilliance during the game. That TD pass to Sidney Rice was sick…and his drive at the end was something we would have not seen with T-Jack last year. I’m still all about Russell-Mania…not to mention if Braylon Edwards would have caught that pass that was in his HANDS…none of us would even be debating this issue. The wide receivers need to step up and make the tough catches…is T.O. still available? I kid, but seriously the receivers have to make the big plays.
Besides the Hawks losing, we all seemed to have a fun weekend. On Saturday…we celebrated my brothers birthday…my wife and I took him to have a great dinner at Toscanos and then headed to maris Farms in Buckley and had the best night ever!
We go to Maris Farms every year to get pumpkins, I love their corn maze…and their Hauted Corn Maze/Woods as well…they always do it up big over there…and on Saturday we got a preview of what they have planned this year…and it’s going to be AWESOME! First off we did a tour of the Haunted Corn Maze, and the woods…and got a pic in front of the dentist “scene”…I’m thinking this should be our Christmas card:
After that tour, we got to check out their newest feature…the “Monster Safari”…they have 6 school buses for this…where they gutted out the buses…made long benches on each side, and in front of where everyone sits (facing out), there is an actual paint ball gun! They drive you through the woods where you confront zombies, and you get to SHOOT them with paintballs! Glow in the dark paint balls. Check out the bus:
I went to their website, and read their description of this…
A 1/2-mile ride through the woods inside a blacked out school bus that’s custom designed and mounted with 40 paintball guns to help you shoot your way back to civilization, lest you become one of the walking dead that lurks the trails. This is survival shooting to the absolute max with an army of zombies to keep you entertained and on your toes. Watch out, these buses and their guns have been known to breakdown at the absolute worst times!
I honestly had the most fun doing this…after it was over, the entire bus erupted into applause and screams…it was that much fun!
Also this weekend, my pup Lulu got to check out the radio station…this was a very exciting time for her as she got to pretend that she was on the air…
She got to check out the great view on our deck…
Which led to me snapping this sweet pic…
I wasn’t the only once having fun this weekend…Vicky B. celebrated her birthday on Saturday…unfortunately I wasn’t able to make it but a bunch of the guys from the show were there. Toppy texted me this pic…at some point Vicky & her brother got into a light saber fight:
They weren’t they only ones that engaged in battlke…BJ & his wife did too!
Last week I brought up a story about how a Pierce County family wants a middle school teacher fired after their son was picked on in the teacher's classroom by students and the teacher. The video is messed up…it shows their kid being messed with (taunting, wedgies, tape on his mouth, etc) for at least 15 minutes. His parents, Randy and Karla Kinney went before the Peninsula School District board last Thursday, and said their son had been struggling with bullying issues before this incident. While speaking in front of the board, Randy, the kid’s father, stated that he regrets the advice he gave his kid when he said: “What a bully wants is reaction from a child. Put on a strong face, Son, no matter hard it hurts don’t cry or it will only magnify the situation.”
Based on this story…What advice would you give to your kid about bullying? What advice have you given? What advice was given to you? Here are some of the texts:
Now that there is such a stigma attached with the term "bully" I've advised my six year old to respond to bullying by saying "So, you're a bully. I hope you feel good about yourself" and walk off and let an adult know.
We tell our kids its easier to ask forgivness than it is permission...someone is pickin on u...take em out
I tell my kids what my dad told me and it worked for me....get in a fight...walk away...2nd time walk away....3rd time...finish it n walk away:-â)
I was always told to suck it up, but defend myself, and NEVER swing first.
My daughter was bullied at school for a few days. I taught her what I learned in the military of mix martial arts and simple, effective ways to take a person out. Making them wish they never bothered you in the first place. One month later I get a call from the school saying I need to come in. My 7 year old took out two 9 year old kids. And to this day her and I train with MMA. I'll support her always. Matt from JBLM
Every time i'e dealt with a bully, i stood my ground and said "you don't wanna do this." they knew i wouldn't back down and backed off.
A new survey found the average person feels embarrassed four times a DAY… That's 1,460 times a year. The most common thing that embarrasses us is forgetting someone's name when you're introducing them. That's followed by tripping in public .
Here are the top 10 ways . . .
1. Forgetting someone's name when you're introducing them.
2. Tripping in public.
3. Getting someone's name wrong.
4. Getting food stains or splashes on your shirt.
5. Waving at someone and they don't see it.
6. Having food stuck in your teeth.
7. Thinking someone's waving at you when they're not.
8. Being late.
9. Forgetting where you parked.
10. Burping accidentally.
11. Getting lost
12. Having sweat patches
13. Snorting while laughing
14. Flies/ trouser zip being undone
15. Swallowing food the wrong way
16. Talking about someone not knowing they’re in earshot
17. Accidentally texting the wrong person
18. Dropping things in shop/supermarket
19. Someone trying to get in bathroom when you’re using it
20. Stalling your car at traffic lights
21. Running for public transport and it pulling away
22. Being honked at by a car
23. Making an error on the self-checkout
24. Treading in dog muck
25. Wearing odd socks
26. Being ID’d
27. Having bits of food on your face
28. Locking yourself out of the house
29. Getting stuck in clothing while trying it on
30. Getting too drunk at a wedding
31. Forgetting important documents
32. Having lipstick on your teeth
33. Dropping a drink in a pub
34. Treading on someone else’s shoes
35. Accidentally ‘liking’ someone’s Facebook picture you fancy/shouldn’t have looked at
36. Snoring on train
37. Putting clothes on inside out/upside down
38. Walking into lamppost
39. Accidentally calling someone mum/dad
40. Falling off a bike
41. Dribbling while sleeping on train
42. Seeing ink marks on your face
43. Leaving blobs of shaving foam on your face
44. Mum kissing you goodbye in public
45. Getting stuck in revolving doors
46. Accidentally cc’ing someone in an email about them
47. Shared something on social media that was meant to be a private message
48. Socks being tucked into your trousers
49. Accidentally sent a revealing picture to the wrong person
50. Having your towel stolen or taken while showering
Some of the ways listed are pretty tame, so we asked the Rock-A-Holics to finish this sentence… “The last time I REALLY embarrassed myself I did _____.” Here are the texts we got:
I was at a book store. And i thought it was gonna be a silent fart... It was definitely the opposite
I knew a guy who blew a job interview because he forgot the interviewers name. It was his dream job as a pilot at United Airlines
My name menace, I walked up to a lady n thought it was my wife, but it happen to be someone else
Embarrasing moment: drunk, had to go #2, used friend's bathroom, sat down, did my business, realized I forgot to pull down my pants when I was wiping denim. -steven in tacoma
I flipped my Miata 10 hours after I bought it and ended up in the hospital.
The last time I embarrassed myself, forgot girlfriends name after 2 weeks, while introducing her to my friends, still with her today she hasn't forgiven me Matt in sequim
I called my girl friend's mom by my x's name wen she started bitching. Lol
Maybe sinking my boat in the middle of the Skagit river.
Today's video blog stems from something that happened on air after Beat The Producer on Friday morning. It's BJ's tribute to Star Trek, oddly on the 46th Anniversary of the show...something we didn't know at the time this was recorded.
A website called LoveFilm.com has determined that "Airplane!" is the Funniest Film Ever . . . because it has the MOST LAUGHS PER MINUTE. According to LoveFilm, "Airplane!" contains THREE laughs per minute. Here is the full list:
1. "Airplane!", 3 laughs per minute.
2. "The Hangover", 2.4 laughs per minute.
3. "The Naked Gun", 2.3 laughs per minute.
4. "Superbad", 1.9 laughs per minute.
5. "Borat", 1.7 laughs per minute.
6. "Anchorman", 1.6 laughs per minute.
7. "American Pie", 1.5 laughs per minute.
8. "Bridesmaids", 1.4 laughs per minute.
9. "Shaun of the Dead", 1.3 laughs per minute.
10. "Monty Python's Life of Brian", 1.2 laughs per minute.
What about you? What do you consider to be the funniest film EVER? Here are the texts we received:
Throw momma from the train OR spaceballs
I thought TED was going to be stupid, but it turned out to be one of the funniest movies i have ever seen.
Animal house is alot more funny then airplane. Its what opened the door for movies like hangover...
40 year old virgin
PRECIOUS was funny because fat chicks are hilarious!
Planes, trains, and automobiles! We still quote that movie 20 years later
Def 21 jump street ( new )
Super Troopers for sure
I think toppy wud agree with me here... SEX DRIVE!!!
wedding Crashers should be in the top 10 at least!
Something about mary
Step Brothers is the funniest I've seen in a while.
Anchorman is the funnirst movie all time
Hot Tub Time Machine!!!
The American pie series! Go stiffler!
Hot Rod with Andy samberg I've seen it at least 300 times and know every line to the movie . And Tommy Boy is also a great comedy
Today's video blog features a couple boxes that came in the mail for BJ & Topshelf.
I have to thank all the Rock-A-Holics that have stepped up and showed their support for our silly podcast we do on Tuesdays…the STP-CAST. I call it silly because it is…we share odd stories in our life, challenge each other to eat or do strange things (for example: hot sauce on a Peanut Butter Cup, Squeeze Eazy Cheese in our mouths ‘til it pops, or put Icy Hot on our boys)…or we have high brow debates about whether it would be better to have penis fingers or vagina ears! This morning we checked out the standings for KING 5’s Best Of Western Washington, and our podcast is sitting at the top…check it out:
Granted I doubt we will stay there, but hell…last year we finished at #4 and never hit the #1 spot during the voting process…and amongst the company we are in, I am honored that they have to lok at our ass…even if it’s just for a minute.
I think this video best explains the magic of the STP-CAST!
Last night BJ took all of out to Safeco Field for a great night out at a Mariners game. While there…BJ, Nick, and I discovered a cool spot that many of you have known about for a while…it’s called The ‘Pen…it’s right by the bullpen, and there are awesome places to eat, discounted beer before the game, plus…while you are hanging, you have this great view:
The seats we had were awesome…20 rows back!
Yes the Mariners won…but for me…the highlight was a simple one…I got to grab a cold beer, and eat a jumbo soft pretzel…life is good!
If you were watching the game…you might have caught some of us on TV…thanks to Melissa L. for sending this to Vicky:
An interesting story came out from GQ about the codenames that politicians use with the Secret Service for this election year. Some of the names are based on an interest that the politician has. Here's the list of codenames in this election:
--President Obama is "Renegade." Michelle is "Renaissance." Malia is "Radiance" and Sasha is "Rosebud."
--Joe Biden is "Celtic." Jill Biden is "Capri."
--Mitt Romney is "Javelin." GQ speculates that he picked this name after a car his father's company once manufactured. Ann Romney's has not been revealed yet.
--And finally, Paul Ryan is "Bowhunter," Ryan picked it because of his favorite hobby, as he is a skilled archer, a hunter of deer and animal, and an aficionado of the sport. Janna Ryan is "Buttercup."
A Secret Service spokesman declined to comment, although the Service has said in the past that the publication of code names does not risk their security because all radio communication is now encrypted.
I like the republican choices…I like how they attach their name to an interest they have. I would do that. Since I play drums, I could be called “Skin-Beater”…or since I play hockey, they could call me “The Pucker.” This got us thinking, and we asked the Rock-A-Holics…if you could create your own codename based on your interest, what would it be, and why? Here are the texts:
Flesh sword, that's my real nick name used for my ammeter mma fights. I currently am 4-3.. Nobody wants to lose to the flesh swordKyle, Sequim
Transistor, for circuitry
Jason in Roy, I would be gear head, because of my love of anything mechanical.
People started calling me "Vesuvius", because my company name is "Vesuvius Vapors". I make and sell custom electronic cigs.
my codename would be pipelayer! brian in Everett
The Rock-A-Holics also chimed in on what they thought BJ’s code name should be:
Bjs codename should be magic man
For BJ - Oscar (the grouch)
BJ= Crusty the Clown
BJ could go by swallow...like..umm...the bird....ha ha ha -amanda Lynnwood
Ridgeway should be bl's code name
Bj your code name should be El Diablo which is Spanish for a fighting chicken!
According to a new survey, TWO-THIRDS of people say they have at least one unfinished do-it-yourself project in their house. The average person gets back to their unfinished projects after about SIX MONTHS off. But 16% say they've had one last up to three years unfinished.
What about you? What is your unfinished project? Or what is some you knows unfinished project? Here are the texts we got:
My father in law has a really nice fireplace he's been putting off finishing for about 8 years
My dad began a basement when i was young, im 26 now and he got cancer and died with it unfinished
When I was a kid it took my dad six years just finished our small bathroom, add a good four years to finish the spare
I work 80+ hours a week. I have no time these days for any projects. I've been selling off all my toys, because I just don't have time. I had 3 project cars.
In 1995 my friends dad started building a deck on the front of the house. He got the framing done and when they moved out this last year that's as far as he got
The wedding album. 18 years and it is still in a box.
My unfinished project is my car. Ill get half way finished with one thing, just to start another thing. Well now my car looks cool from the outside, but on the inside its a torn apart electrical disaster... Dammit #firstworldproblems... >>>>>> Trev O in renton
My uncle got his house when his son was 3 (fixer upoer). that's same year he started working on the basement. Well now my cousin is 18 and my uncle is still workin on it!
Today's video blog features us having fun at the M's game...last night at the Mariners game, BJ was jamming to a NW classic song!
Yesterday was the Democratic National Convention …personally I don’t care, but there was something entertaining that happened while there…Kal Penn (Kumar from "Harold and Kumar") hosted it…which isn’t as crazy as you might think as Kal once worked for Obama's administration. While hosting, Kal made a joke about Clint Eastwood's chair bit.
The one thing both BJ & I took from this joke…he said that Obama was “cool with us getting gay married”…does that mean that Kal is gay? I didn’t realize that…that could make for an interesting new “Harold & Kumar” film…”Harold gets randy With Kumar” …hell, the cameo from Neil Patrick Harris could take an interesting turn as well!
The one issue that I have with the DNC, is that thanks to it…my Facebook news feed was inundated with political posts from people. Seriously…just stop. Stop it. No one is impressed by your political posts, it’s just annoying, and you aren’t enlightening anyone with what you know…just inducing a few rolled eyes. I love that a bunch of people had to comment on First lady, Michelle Obama’s speech…apparently she had a powerful speech…which led to multiple people on Facebook posting just this:
Michelle? Wow…what a profound statement! You are truly flexing your political beliefs right there. Come on Facebook people…your one word status update is so remarkable. How soon until we get back to pictures of your lunch or better yet, your feet in the sand?
According to a new survey, these are the most popular ways people have vandalized a car after a relationship goes bad.
1. Keying the car or otherwise destroying the paint.
2. Letting the air out of the tires.
3. Smashing windows.
4. Slashing the tires.
5. Leaving messages in the dirt on the car windows.
Based on this…how did you or someone you know get revenge? It doesn’t have to be because of cheating…it could be for any reason!I drained the oil from my ex cheating wife's car. Awesome! Here are the texts we got:
Girl slashed my tires on my c6 z06 corvette. Cost me 2100 bucks
Growing up in an affluent part of Bellingham, it came as a bit of a shock to wake up one morning to see "BITCH" spray painted on a neighbor's garage door
My ex wife took my car to the junkyard while I was in Iraq, parked it in the lot, took a sledge hammer to it, then sold it to the junkyard
The bitch keyed my truck but ha ha jokes on her it was jail or new paint....., love my new paint job after she paid $5000 for it to be fixed # BLD.....
My ex boyfriend cheated on me so after we broke up I dmped about 10 pounds of dog crap on his front step
Got my cheating whore back by nailing her mom and sister!!! Best part is she doesnt know i banged them!! Damn cheating whores!!!!
I let all my friends look at all the naked pictures I took of her...there were some really dirty ones too.
Peoples opinion of her deff changed after that....that's what she got for leaving me for a stupid frat boy haha
In a new survey, 79% of single women say they'd have a SERIOUS PROBLEM dating a man who makes less money than they do. 59% say they'd have a problem dating someone who didn't have their same level of education. And a lot of them would end things even if everything else about the guy seemed GREAT. 24% of women said they'd probably stop dating a guy immediately if they found out he made less money. 9% would DEFINITELY stop dating him right away. Men are much less concerned about what a woman makes. 68% of men said they don't care how much money a woman makes and only 47% said they care about dating a woman who had their same level of education.
Based on this…finish this sentence: “I would have a serious problem dating _____.” Here are the texts we got:
STP or toppy
A man child....a guy who is 27 and acts like a 12 year old Mylee in Lakewood
I would have a serious problem being with a chick that isn't nerdy. I'm a huge geek and it would never work if she wasn't one too. –Bjorn
I would have a hard time dating an only child.
I would have a problem dating a girl who acts like shes still in high school. No drama plz
I wouldn't date a woman taller than me. -Isaac
I would have a serious problem dating a drug dealer. Or a Mormon. They are tied for first –Lynette
Ace in Gig Harbor: I would have trouble dating a feminist, I shouldn't have to be subjugated to all that crap just to get some.
I would have a serious problem dating a girl with self esteem issues or makes the duck face ever in there life
I would have a hard time dating Rev. Non stop flatulence is a dealbreaker!! & u know he gives his girlfriend the "dutch oven". =^)
If she's bad in the sack complete deal breaker jake of port orchard
Today's video blog is an intern challenge. Hot Kyle has 60 seconds to find a stranger to tickle him...will he do it?
We are back for an extended Labor Day Weekend…while we were off, BJ went to Cali and did something I am very jealous of…he went to In N’ Out Burger…
Now, I had some fun too…I got to go to the final pre-season game for the Hawks…thanks to my buddy Todd for the tix! The highlight was the reaction the crowd gave to Russell Wilson when he came out of the tunnel as the team's starting QB. Judging by the fan response…people seem 100% fine with him being named the starter.
Besides going to a Hawks game, my wife and I enjoyed Point Defiance…we went on the 5 mile drive…checked out the sites, the off leash park, and Owen Beach…it was a great time….looking at this pic, it seems like Lulu had fun on the drive too!
Although…as much fun as we had this weekend…I wish we were in Philadelpia, as Pearl Jam played a show and Jay Z jumped up on stage with them as they did a version of his song, “99 Problems”. Check it out:
While on vacation, it wasn’t all about eating double doubles for BJ…he hit an old guy’s car door with his car door, and the guy BITCHED him out...Hilarious! Based on this...when have you bitched someone out, or when did someone bitch you out? Here are some of the texts we received:
I felt like a 2" tall ass when I asked a lady 'when she was due'... she informed me she was not prego. Oops. Gman drew
Bitched out for wearing my dress whites onto a college campus by a couple students who hated the military. Got spit on once too. Silly children. -the DV
Im a truck driver in downtown seattle and I bitch out the taxi drivers and bus drivers on a daily basis!!! These guys drive like f'ing idiots!!! Cody from Tacoma
I was bitched out by a customer when I brought out the wrong food to her table. I quickly corrected it and spit in her food!
Got bitched out by someone behind me in line for telling a store clerk to have a good holiday instead of Merry Christmas. –Bjorn
The website Guyism recently made a list of things women love that men just don’t get. According to the article, quote, “women have a whole set of other interests that we'll never fully understand, given the depth and complexity of it's powerful grasp on the female psyche.” They gave 7 examples…
7. Shopping at the Mall -- women brave this scene time and again in the pursuit of finding good outfits and sweet accessories.
6. Shoes -- a few pairs isn't enough, no, they need to have one for every occasion.
5. Flowers -- they're aesthetically appealing and symbolic of love.
4. Chocolate -- Loads of men enjoy chocolate, but for some reason it can drive women crazy.
3. Celebrities' Lives -- What is it about famous people that's so mesmerizing to women?
2. Singing/Dancing -- So many women love the idea of someone bursting into song and dance to convey their emotions.
1. Salads -- Lots of people think a salad is healthy just because it has some greens in it, but that's not always the case.
Based on this…what is something that the opposite sex loves, that YOU just don’t get? Here are the texts we got:
My husband loves fishing. I dont understand the appeal of standing waist deep in cold water throwing lines with smelly bait.
Easily cuddling or sleeping together. To be honest if me and the girl have great sexual chemistry I will cuddle all night but a lot of dudes can't stand that.
Bullcrap late night "feelings" talks
Nick from snohomish...my girl is obsessed with celebs. shes always on the e channel and e online. funny thing is she hates drama in her life but always checks on their crap
Xavier in Edmonds- those stupid bride and wedding dress shows my wife and daughters watch
Going to the bathroom together
concert shirts. $40 for a shirt that is probably online for $20?
My hubby and video games!! I don't get it.
My boyfriend loves heavy metal music. And I don't get it. It is so angry! Why are they so mad!?
Stuffed animals...............really? Wth...
The 50 shades of grey!!! from james in Tacoma
I'm a 250 pound gay man, but women think that I want to gossip & be their best friend. They get REAL offended when I don't want to listen 2 their pie hole. Kirk
Today's Video Blog features BJ trying something for the first time ever... 5-Hour Energy!