I’m at work this morning, and the first thing I see is this:
How can it not be a great day? Happy Halloween y’all! Is it bad that I am hoping it rains all day so that no one comes to our door and I get to keep all the candy to myself?
MEGADETH singer DAVE MUSTAINE says his doctors discovered that he had some vocal cord damage . . . so he went to a specialist last week. He says the issue doesn't require any surgery, and is treatable, with some adjustments to his, "exercise, diet, and eating habits." He adds, "I started drinking Aloe Juice, and I have to cut out some things I like. Coffee is one of things . . . I'm [also] bummed about no chocolate (I love chocolate!), and tomatoes (no spaghetti or pizza)." On an apparently unrelated note, Dave also says he wants to cut back on . . . PROFANITY. He says, "I'm really embarrassed by how much I swear or swore on stage and in interviews.
So Dave Mustaine has to give up coffee, chocolate, and tomatoes due to some minor vocal cord damage ...based on this, finish this sentence: "I wish I didn't have to, but I had to give up _____." Here are the texts we received:
I wish I didn't have to give up sex, but I got married. Haha
I had to give up drinking so my GF wouldn't quit “grooming herself”
Wish I didn't have to but - I had to give up mochas BUT. in there place the wife says I can buy a box of ammo per mocha I give up. Maybe that's still a win win.
I wished I didn't have to but I had to give up drinking for a few years because I had terrible reflux and heartburn issues (I'm early forties now). Then they found a large tumor in my abdomen, I had it removed and now I can drink again no problems!!
I wish i didnt have to give up sex but i got married so i had to.
My ex fiance's giant hooters
I had to give up nude modeling due to my girlfriend and boyfriend getting possesive. I am now a single woman on the scene haha
I had to give up Smoking pot when I got married
I did the poke lady night! Works great. The wife was like... What is that?!! Oh ok!! Screw foreplay! STP is awesome! MJ.. Tacoma
This morning BJ read a story that says over half of married woman say that they want more sex, and 70% of men say they want more sex too…this sounds like a communication issue. I bet the guy doesn’t want to be the dude that demands sex so he waits for the wife to initiate…and then the woman wants to be “romanced” so she waits for the man to do something…so basically both are waiting, and no one is initiating! I proposed this today…I said all guys listening that are married needs to make a pact…tonight we INITIATE! I suggested that while spooning that you should “poke” her. BJ didn’t understand…I said it’s like poking someone on the shoulder…only it’s not a finger doing the poking, and you are not poking a shoulder. BJ thought this was nuts, but based on the texts…it might not be as crazy as he thinks! Here are some texts we got:
STP the poke works i try it from time to time
The poke is a great move and works flawlessly! If it wasn't that time of the month it would have worked this morning. Hell, half the time she backs up for the reverse poke.
Lol go Steve! I do that when my woman is sleeping , lol works everyone time
Steve, the poke always works for me!
My wife hates the poke method. I've attempted it several times, the last time it didn't turn out so good for my manhood. She wants to be romanced. -Marlow-
Hey, don't knock the poking, it works! Keep it up STP! -Brandon, Tacoma
The Internet Movie Database . . . (IMDB.com) . . . has put together a list of the Top 10 Horror Movies. It's based on votes and ratings from IMDB users. So this list includes a lot of movies you don't see on most Top 10 horror movie lists.
Here it is . . .
1. "The Shining", 1980
2. "Alien", 1979
3. "Shaun of the Dead", 2004
4. "Psycho", 1960
5. "Cloverfield", 2008
6. "Zombieland", 2009
7. "Saw", 2004
8. "The Exorcist", 1973
9. "28 Days Later", 2002
10. "Sweeney Todd", 2007
What would you put on the list? Here are the texts we got:
House of 1000 corpses
By far .... texas chainsaw massacre! Leatherface! I still get a little chilled on firewood collecting season when I here that chainsaw fire up! Darcie in port angeles.
Nightmare on Elm Street, the first one that was made.
The saw movie that was crazy when it came out and still to this day it creeps me out
I think that new cabin in the woods is probably one of the best ones I've seen.
Shaun of the dead!
"Club Dread" is the best horror movie.
The exsorcism of emily rose . Crazy scary i didnt sleep at all that night. Should be top three at least.
Actually, pretty much anything with Sandra bullock is pretty horrifying.
The Blair Witch Project. That movie scared the hell out of me when I was a youngster
Childs play scared the crap out of me. I had a my buddy doll at the time. After that movie i had to smash its face and throw it away.
Today’s Video Blog features BJ’s reaction to the Rev’s sweet Halloween costume!
First off…my thoughts and prayers are with everyone who has family on the east coast, as they deal with Hurricane Sandy. Thankfully my parents and family are doing OK…hopefully their power stays on, and their basement doesn’t get flooded. Most importantly…hopefully a man with just a horse head doesn’t run around in their neighborhood:
Speaking of hurricane Sandy… both David Letterman, and Jimmy Fallon did their shows last night…even though both tape their show in NYC. They both decided to do it without an audience, which was awkward, yet interesting to see:
Yesterday I shared some pictures from the KISW Halloween show with Queensryche and the New originals…I dressed as PAC-MAN, but I wasn’t the only member of our band dressed up (thanks to Heather Hale for all of these pix):
Here I am rocking the drums in my costume…
In this pic, Ryan Castle was on the drums, so I decided to hang out with Glenn (from Windowpane):
After “dancing” in the PAC-MAN outfit, I was too hot to keep wearing it, so when I jumped back on the drums for War Pigs…I said farewell to PAC-MAN…
KELSEY GRAMMER hit up the Playboy Mansion Halloween party over the weekend . . . with his 3-month-old daughter Faith. What the hell was he thinking. Look…I get it, you CAN’T miss a Playboy party…especially a Halloween one, but can absolutely should NOT bring a child. TMZ says the baby was, "tucked into her bassinet as the music blared" and Kelsey, "whooped it up at a table next to PARIS HILTON just after midnight." That didn't sit well with Playmate MELISSA MAY. She Tweeted, "Why the [eff] does Kelsey Grammer have a newborn baby at the Mansion party!?!?!?"
I don’t disagree with Melissa…first off, have you seen her pictures? Look her up online. Hell…if she said “I hate people named Steve”, I would 100% agree with her! But seriously, that is not a place for a kid…based on this…finish this sentence: “I hate when people bring their kid to _____.” Or…when were you the person that brought your kid somewhere that you shouldn’t have brought it? Here are the texts we received:
This mother brought her newborn to a late showing of insidious and refused to take the screaming child out if the theater the entire movie! I haven't been to a theater since!
My deconstruction sites, i have a hard enough time keeping myself safe!
I hate when people bring their kid grocery shopping. More often then not, their kid is all over the place, in the way, under foot, and screaming. I hate it!
I hate when ppl bring there kids to a tailgate party my name is jesse from lynnwood
The Laundry mat leave your six pack of kids at home!!!
I hate when people bring their kids to the auto parts store. We are not babysitters! It is not a family outing. Keep your kids at home! From Rach the auto parts chick
Seafair! -Niki, Everett
Weddings or receptions!!! Leave em home!
I hate it when they bring their kid to the strip club
I loved it when my girlfriend brought her 20 year old daughter to bed with us. Thats a night i will never forget wooooooooweeeeeee!
I hate when people bring their kids to adult movies and all they do is cry! If I wanted to hear kids whining I would have stayed at home!
No kids should be allowed to warped tour. I'm tired of seeing thirteen year old hoebags running around in less than nothing.
I hate when people bring their kids to hempfest
We got this email that led to a topic:
First off I hope your friends and family are doing OK on the East Coast with Hurricane Sandy. My name is Sandy, and thanks to this hurricane, I can’t walk 2 feet in my shop without one of my co-workers saying “Here comes Hurricane Sandy” or something to that extent! It’s bad enough that my name is Sandy and I’m a dude, now I have this to deal with. A few of us were talking about how certain events can lead to you wishing you could change your name. One of my co-workers last name is Sandusky…need I say more? We thought this could be a great topic for you show, who or what ruined your name?
Sandy (im 35)
Based on Sandy's email…. Who or What Ruined Your Name? Here are the texts we got:
My name is Chris. Growing up everyone use to call me Christopher Columbus.....Chris in Enumclaw
my name is Rosco.love dukes of hazzard.hate the ranger charlie and rosco the racoon show.
My name is Levi, and brother is devin so people say hey look Levi denim! Annoying!
there are two Weston L Johnson's.... I have no record, the other is in and put of jail, felonies, domestic abuse and newspaper articles!! skagit county is pretty small so I end up looking bad alot!
Hanson. I am the middle of two brothers. It sucked. Mmmbop!
My names Joe and joey buttafuco just killed it for me lol
Everyone calls me freaking taylor swift. I'm a guy.... And i hate country music
My name is Chris. Growing up everyone use to call me Christopher Columbus.....Chris in Enumclaw
I got it double my name Clifford Olson is also Clifford the Big Red Dog and I work in Bellingham Blaine area Clifford Olson was a very famous serial killer in Vancouver
My name is Dirk and i got grief in high school when boogie nights came out.
What a great weekend! I hope all of you had a good time…my weekend started off with a trip to Maris Farms with the wife to get a pumpkin, some warm cider, and get scared! Mission accomplished. I will post pix of the pumpkins soon…I forgot to take a pic, but here we are in the pumpkin patch:
After we got our pumpkins, we did the Harvest Of Terror…so we shot zombies with paint ball guns in the Monster Safari, checked out the freaks in the forest with the Dark Hollow, and went through the haunted corn maze in the Reaping. It was a blast, the last day you can go in Wednesday (Halloween), do so if you have a chance!
Saturday night I got to live it up like a rock star wannabe, as the New Originals opened for Queensryche for a sold out show at the Snoqualmie Casino. What an awesome time…first off, the guys in Queensryche are seriously some of the coolest nicest guys…and all of them got a kick out of the fact that I was going to play drums while wearing this costume:
Huge props to the kind people at the Snoqualmie Casino, they rented us gear for the show from SIR Rentals…and I got to rock the drums on this killer set:
If I ever have extra cast, I want to buy this very drum set…I have played a lot of drums over the years, and these were the best set of drums I have ever put a stick to!
Speaking of drums, I got to see up close Scott Rockenfield’s drums…I love the wrap on his drum shells….
After our set…I got to do something that I have been looking forward to from the minute we agreed to play this show – hit the awesome buffet at Snoqualmie! Crab, Crab, Crab, and more Crab legs…oh and a lobster tail (or two) as well!
Yesterday stunk…the Hawks, and my hockey team, the Tacoma Donkeys lost. But even though we lost…at least we didn’t sport these for uni’s:
Sure the Steelers won, but man those are some awful throwback jerseys. I guess they wore these in the 30’s, whoever designed them must have been blind…I question any Steeler’s fan that decides to fork over at least a hundred bucks to get this throwback. We got a couple great texts regarding what they wore yesterday:
Steelers jerseys. Throw up not throw back.
Big Ben in prison stripes
"Sports Illustrated"asked 180 NFL stars who the most overrated player in the league is. And New York Jets backup QB TIM TEBOW was the clear winner, with 34%. Their starting quarterback MARK SANCHEZ tied for second. He and Cowboys quarterback TONY ROMO each got 8% of the vote. They were followed by Philadelphia Eagles quarterback MICHAEL VICK, with 4% . . . and Baltimore Ravens linebacker RAY LEWIS, with 3%.
Based on this...and it doesn't have to be a football player...who or what do you think is overrated? Here are the texts we received:
Honey Boo Boo
Donald Trump beefing with the President. Pathetic!
Miami beach is completely overrated, $12 bud lights? No thank you!
Psy.. gangnan style Guy.
After yesterday I definitely think the Seahawks defense is overrated
Lady Gaga! I thought that bitch would have gone away by now.
Big boobs are over rated. My chicks big breast sag too much. A hand full is enough.
I think LuLu is overrated. I gave her a go one day and wasn't all that.
In a new survey, men ranked the seven biggest mistakes women make on dates. Here they are (in order from smallest mistake to biggest mistake ):
7. Jumping the gun. Asking questions that are too deep too early, like things about marriage, children, or what your future would look like together.
6. Saying "I don't have sex on the first date." Even if it's true, it puts the guy on the defensive and makes everything unnecessarily awkward.
5. Making it clear you're settling for him. Women should make it seem like they're actually excited to date a guy . . . and not just interested in him for 'relationship material' because he's safe, normal, or boring.
4. Giving out too much information. Save some of the stranger personality quirks until you've been on a few dates.
3. Lazy self-promotion. The guy feels a lot of pressure to "sell" why he's a good catch . . . and doesn't like it when the woman feels like she doesn't have to do the same. Just sitting there, being a woman, isn't enough.
2. Making it too easy. Give hints that you like the guy . . . but don't be too obvious with it. Set yourself up as a challenge.
1. Talking about an ex-boyfriend. It will almost ALWAYS be perceived that you aren't over your ex and aren't ready to move on.
Based on this, finish this sentence: "I knew this date was doomed when he/she did BLANK." Or...when were you the one that led to the date being doomed? Here are the texts we got:
It was a bad date when her boyfriend showed up but it got weird when he wasn't mad and they wanted to know if I wanted to come to there place that's were I drew the line for the date. from Cody
I knew the date was doomed when he was texting the whole time. Even when the waitress brought us our food. Never went on a second date.
For a first date, she took me swing dancing, told me to dance with other people all night and not just her, then talked for a half hour about her cervix
Date was over when she did a bump of coke off of her kid's favorite book in the car before a movie
She asked to bring her 8 month old baby along on the first date
When we were getting ready to go into a hot tub and he was wearing tighty whiteys and had a hairy back. That's a deal breaker
date was doomed when I saw her cankles through her skinny jeans. Hit it and quit it.
when she said she didn't want to use a rubber before we even met
Date was over when he cut off the tip of his finger while cooking! THEN couldn't find the tip in the food.
When the question of asking me how many girls I had been with so i asked how many guys she had and replied with I don't know!?
Today’s Video Blog features Queensryche during sound check on Saturday night at the Snoqualmie Casino. I was standing next to Ryan Castle when they launched into “silent Lucidity”, and I looked at Castle and said “How awesome is this?” Here is a snippet of it, featuring new lead singer Todd La Torre.
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Rough game for the Donkey’s last night…my beer league hockey team lost our first game of the season but win or loose we always booze…so the loss stopped stinging after the first beer. We almost didn’t have a game, as the Zamboni died on the ice as it was only a few feet from getting off the ice. You don’t get to see stuff like this in the NHL, but then again with a lock-out you don’t see anything in the NHL:
Yes, that is our team trying to push a 4000 pound “vehicle” off the ice…as our mascot looked on! After several attempts, we were able to get it off the ice…and lost the game. During the game one of the guys got hit in the eye with a puck…which led to him adding some more “color” to our jersey:
The Detroit Tigers are in the World Series against the San Francisco Giants, and they are down 2-0 in the series. On Tuesday, one Tigers fan put an ad on Craigslist offering to TRADE HIS HOUSE for tickets to a World Series game. That’s crazy, but here is the crazy part…the house is barely worth more! The guy lives in a neighborhood of Detroit, where houses are going for as little as $1,300. On Stubhub.com, two standing room only tickets to Detroit's first World Series game at home on Saturday night are $718. Two tickets to sit in some of the worst seats in the stadium are $810.
This got us thinking…there are certain events (whether it be sporting or not) that we would trade anything for…so, finish this sentence… “I would be willing to trade _____ in order to see my favorite team play in a championship game (or any other event if it’s not sporting).” Here are the texts we got:
I would sell my 2006 Audi to see the Seattle Sonics return and beat the damn Oklahoma City Thunder back in the Key Arena!!
I would definitely trade my wife to watch the Seahawks play in a championship game
My girlfriend, to see the Seahawks at the super Bowl
I would be willing to trade my wife, to see the Steelers win the Super Bowl or the Braves to win the World Series. Even if they lose, I still come out ahead!
I would give my wife up to see the Pats in the Super Bowl
I would trade everything I own to just see the Canucks play this season
I would trade my car, my movie collection, and three of my guitars to see the Mariners in the World Series. –Bjorn
I would trade my tempurpedic mattress for tickets to the Super Bowl to watch the hawks.
Bj- I just might trade a testicle to see Led Zeppelin live, though I understand their reasoning to stay retired.
I'd give up $10 and a 6pack of Coors original to see the Tacoma Donkey play in the beer leauge championship RED
I'll loan my wife to Hulk Hogan to see the raiders Win the Super Bowl .
Today's video blog features a visit from one of the guiys from a band that was featured on BJ Shea's Loud & Local Band Of The Week - Headswell. Check them out at www.HeadswellMusic.com
I’ve been real late to this Honey Boo Boo party, and I kind have wish I never paid a visit. Honestly, what is wrong with the people that watch her on TV? What the hell is wrong with our country that this girl, and her mess of a mother is considered “must see TV”? I think this is the moment where I’ve become the old fart that tells the kids to get off my lawn, because I just don’t get it…and I LOVE watching dumb mindless television. This has gone too far though, and I base my opinion on Honey Boo Boo’s appearance on Dr. Drew’s show earlier this week…
Want to make a better first impression? Do not admit you are a fan of Honey Boo Boo…ok, that’s not the trick, but here's a quick trick to help you out. Researchers at the University of Illinois have found that when two people meet, the person who extends their hand for a handshake FIRST leaves a better first impression. They actually monitored brain scans as people met, to see how the brain reacts to different parts of a first meeting., and nothing was more tied to a positive first impression like extending your hand first for the handshake. There is one thing… it's also important to give a GOOD HANDSHAKE. They found you can waste a lot of the goodwill from initiating a handshake if your handshake is LIMP or WEAK.
Based on this, what was the worst first impression you made, or the worst first impression you experienced? Here are the texts we received:
At a party I yelled out, "I just blacked out.. What happened?" no response from anyone.
While i was conducting an interview the applicant proceeds to tell me that he's got 9 duis but that he's not an alcoholic he just really likes to drink a lot
Meeting my girlfriends father was awkward, turns out he was the cashier that rang up my condoms that afternoon.
The first time i met my sisters ex fiance i heard a story about him telling my dad and grandpa that you can shot a gun around corners by flicking your wrist.....
my ex grabbed my ass the first time i meant him. Still dated him, he was a jerk.
The first time I met my husband's dad was 4th of July & we'd been out on the lake all day drinking. Dad was on the dock & when I stepped off the boat, I missed the dock & fell in the water. I got nicknamed the 4th of July kid. Sallypants, Tacoma.
I was s faced and I pissed in the fridge in front of my wifes new friend! Thankfully I don't drink like that anymore
I went to an interview, and before I could even say my name, the smell of the fart I let out in the waiting room wafted to the nose of my interviewer and the look was priceless, but needless to say, I did not get the job. Funny as hell, but pretty embarrassing.
Worse. I was dating a girl in a wheelchair who can not walk at all. On our second date we went to the mall. I got out of the car, opened her door and then started walking away with my hand out thinking she was right behind me. We've been married for seven years.
Michael Schumacher, Missouri football’s director of video operations, got busted for spending $7,600 at the Olympic Garden strip club on the Vegas strip, and it was all spent on a University credit card!! Wow, how gangster is that? How wasted was this guy? What an awful idea haha!
Based on this Missouri staff member charging $7,600 at a Las Vegas Strip Club on a University Credit Card, finish this sentence… “If my job found out, I would have gotten into a lot of trouble for doing _______”. Here are the texts we got:
I smoked an S ton of weed this past weekend and got drug tested Monday, somehow I passed... #myganjastyle
If my job found out I use the company's gas card in my personal vehicle I would be fired.
I hire a relative parttime that never worked a day but collected . Check for 2yrs. 2 yrs ago, never got caught. Sorry guys:-P
I got a tiket in the vice president of my companys brand new audi. Got caught doin 100 in a 45
Banging my wife on the bosses desk
When I worked for a sporting goods store in Montana where I went to college. In the camping permit we set up tents on display and we would take turns taking naps in the tents as the day drug on.
If my job found out that I was taking my manager on weed runs on the clock I woulda gotten in a LOT of trouble ... My other manager was his girlfriend!
My friend zach and I worked at chuck e cheeses and he used to whisper F%&$k you to the kids while he was in the suit but you can'tsee his face so theynever knew
Here is the video for Mono-Nick's "hit" song, Ganja Style, a parody of the Psy song Gangnam Style.
Here is the same video for the iPHONE users:
Huge thanks to Rock Girls Christin, Jamie Lee, and Amanda for being a part of this “masterpiece.”
The crew of TLC's "Hoarding, Buried Alive" are all under observation after being exposed to a deadly virus at a home they were filming. Three women got sick after working in the filthy garage of a Houston house, which was later quarantined, for an upcoming episode of the TLC series. One was hospitalized with Hantavirus symptoms — which can include fever, chills, vomiting and trouble breathing — and initially tested positive, but a Health Authority deputy said the first test was a “false positive.” The house was quarantined until doctors determined that the crew hadn't contracted Hantavirus — which can be fatal. Doctors still aren’t sure what made the three “Hoarding” crew members sick.
Based on this…what was the most messed up thing you had to do while on the job? Here are the texts we got:
I'm cassie a dental assistant I haf to rub someones feeeet! Ewww ir was grosssss
I had to sort through a pallet with broken containers of hydrochloric acid, not fun with the fumes and not the proper safety equipment
Working at a porn shop and cleaning “stuff” off the walls of the stalls!
As corrections officer, I was made to clean a cell after an inmates suicide attempt.She used a comb to cut her wrist.The blood was everywhere and mostly dry by the time we were given the go ahead to clear the cell.
Doing security. Having to be. Carrying passed out,drunk people who puke on themselves . One time someone threw up on me. I threw up right back on them.
I had to wash newt Gingrich's dirty dishes and take in his napkins to get dry cleaned when he flew into the airport I work at. I'm a pilot, not a flight attendant!
Had to clean human brains off a wall after a suicide working for an auction house
I had a phone sex job where I had to talk with a guy for an hour using ONLY medical terminology. ~Jayde
Yesterday during our game “Lying Like A Bitch”, I shared an embarrassing true-story about ordering an adult movie on Pay Per View and being caught by my mom… I ordered “White Men Can’t HUMP” and tried to play it off as an accident, and I meant to order “White Men Can’t Jump.” After I shared this story, we talked about getting caught by your parents for doing something embarrassing…and we received this text:
I got caught humping my fiancé in the pool by her mother! It was the most embarrassing thing ever… she screamed and the neighbors came out
This led to a great topic….when have you done something really embarrassing and you got busted by your parents or any relative?Here are the texts we got:
I got crabs from one of first guys I slept with.. my sister found my crab killer medicine and called me out in front of my whole family... awesome! Darcie from port angeles
I got busted whacking it buy my wife 2 pictures of her younger hotter sister in a bikini and yes we are divorced now From Ed in Bonney Lake
When I was 17, both parents, my little brother, and my aunt walked in to find me with my dads best friends daughter.
This didn't happen to be but my sister-in-law walked in on my dad taking care of himself
Got busted with a box of porn by my dad mistaking it for regular movies...had a fun time explaining that one
was cought shaving my man parts by my mom
When I was like 12, I borrowed my moms massage wond, I fell asleep with pants down wond still in bed, woke up it was gone. Never talked about it to this day. I'm 37 now. Steve in TTown
I can’t share the picture on here as it’s NSFW as the kids would say…but there is a woman named Amy Biviano that is running for a seat in the Washington State Legislature in the Spokane Valley area, and she is making news for posing topless 17 years ago in Playboy! Atta girl. She was in the “Girls Of The Ivy league” back in 1995 (scary that was 17 years ago), and considered it a confidence building experience. I love how people are making a big deal out of this…it was 17 years ago, and is it really that bad? The big deal should be about her knockers! And based on the picture, she might be a democrat, but she must’ve voted for Bush back then. Waka Waka! This is the closes I can get to show you the pic…you get the idea…
Speaking of politics…yesterday was debate number 3. I didn’t watch it, but I listened to it as I was driving back in to Seattle for New Originals practice (catch us this Saturday for the Heaven Or Hell Halloween Bash with Queensryche at the Snoqualmie Casino)…it’s rather interesting to just listen to the debate. I kind of liked it, as I paid full attention to the words…as opposed to who blinked a lot, who was sweating, etc that I saw a lot of people commenting about on Facebook and Twitter. The only thing I really got out of the debates was that both of them apparently like to make stuff up when talking about their opponent. Both of them numerous times would say “Back in blah blah blah, you said blah blah blah.” Then the opponent would say, “I never said that, but you once said blah blah blah.” Ugh…ENOUGH! I almost think that if you are going to quote something the other has said, you should have to provide the text or the audio or the video. Yes it’s more work, but it’s not like they don’t have 1000 plus people on their staff.
While at New Originals practice, Ryan Castle took this sweet photo of me rocking out to some Motley Crue…
So I returned the favor as he jammed on the cowbell to some Twisted Sister….
A middle school teacher in Indiana synced her iPhone to a school-issued iPad, and the phone transferred some topless pictures she had on it. When students discovered the picture, THEY got suspended.
Based on this…when have you royally screwed up? Here are the texts:
I got my neighbor pregnant when I was 17 and she was 38 because I was too drunk and stoned to put on a condom
I screwd up wen i told my gf that a guy would have to be gay not to wanna bone her sister and she responded are u gay ...needless to say i screwed up
BJ I scewed myself when a month before I deployed my buddy was involved with a girl and we ended up in a 3 some and my girl friend found out
I filled out new 401k paperwork, then hit 'reply all' on the email, sending my social security number, birthday, signature and other personal info to every single person in my company. About 200 in all. Whoops. I won't hit reply all again! Candy
I gambled on a fart and lost. #EpicScrewUp
So my wife's iPhone went down... Went to apple to fix it.... When Apple reset her phone I got her texts....oh such as her sending text such as "l luv u" he sent text back like "I'm hunting catch the Seahawks game later wish you were here to keep me warm".... Yeah these I luv u wasn't to me.. Needless to say "divorce lawyer"
David Hoogland of Australia says he was kicked out of a bar last weekend . . . because of his MULLET. David was hanging out with his fiancée and some friends at a bar called Print Hall, when management had security escort him out. And David is CONVINCED it's because of the long, luxurious mullet he's been growing for TEN YEARS. David said, "I'm not in a gang, I don't have tattoos all over me, I'm just an everyday person." He was wearing jeans, a t-shirt, and nice shoes at the time. But the bouncers told him they didn't want his "type" there. When reporters called Print Hall, they wouldn't confirm or deny kicking David out over his mullet.
Based on this…When have you or someone you know been kicked out of somewhere? When have you kicked someone out of somewhere? Here are the texts we got:
I once kicked a guy outta my bar for. Attempting non consentual er, relations with me. Had him arrested for taking pics of me from outside the windows. Creepy!
I got a guy kicked out of a bar when he tried to punch me when I danced with his EX girl friend. He didn't know I am a 3rd degree black belt either.
I have asked people to leave my bar for every reason, except hair. Drugs, sex in public, falling down drunk, fighting, stealing booze, sneaking booze in , annoying the DJ.... You name it.-DH
I was kicked out of a bar for "livin la Vida loca" I played it four times on the jukebox and four times the bartender skipped it. I got pissed and said wtf?
A friend was kicked out of the country of France for peeing in a fountain
My dad actually got kicked out of a hole-in-the-wall bar in Renton for farting...
Kicked out a few people at my cemetery for the t town whores that get picked up. This is not a open motel, th t town gravedigger
Today's Video blog is a giant tease for what will be the official music video to Mono-Nick's hit song, Ganja Style!
OK…if there was ever a time for Axl Rose to gracefully bow out of the music industry…this might be it. Guns N' Roses performed a seven-song acoustic set at Neil Young's Bridge School Benefit on Saturday. All of the songs sounded awful, not only because of Axl’s voice…but the musicianship wasn’t up to par either! But the vocals…wow, the vocals…check it out for yourself:
After this performance, I wouldn’t be shocked if the hired hands in G N’ R kicked Axl out of the band for sounding like ass. I love some of the texts we got, the comparisons made are priceless! Here are some of the texts that cracked me up:
My mother in law is in town staying with us. I just heard her go in and drop a deuce, I would rather hear her in the bathroom than listen to ! Axle
Axel rose sounds just like Dr. roxxo off metalacalypse!
I've heard cats in heat sound better than that bat least slash can still rock a guitar
Why is Micky Mouse singing for Guns and Roses?
when did Elmo join Guns N Roses
Axel sounds like Paul Stanley choking on a car
He sounds like Dr rockso the rock n roll clown from metalocalypse
Was that Mr.Hanky singing welcome to the jungle?
He sounds like Mr.Bill "ohhh noo"
It’s funny how the most random things bring you right back to being a kid. While grocery shopping at Wal-Mart over the weekend, I came across this on a shelf…and I immediately went back to the child version of myself….
The Strawberry Qwik was the BEST! I wouldn’t even dare try another flavor, and I surely wouldn’t even think of using the liquid version…it was all about the powder. That was like crack in a pink powder form for me. The moment you opened that tin, and the cloud of pink dust would come out…take a spoonful, toss it in the milk, and greatness ensued.
Over the weekend my lady and I got to get all dressed up for an awesome event, and we got to bring our dog to stay at the hotel – The Willows Lodge in Woodinville. Man I love that hotel…worth every penny to stay there, that was where my wife and I stayed for our wedding too. The best part is that they are cool with your dog staying at the hotel as well!
The website Cracked Dot Com has come up with four WEIRD things that make people like you more.
1. Asking for a Favor. Studies have found that asking for a favor and saying "thank you" actually make you more likeable than DOING a favor for someone.
2. How Good Looking Your Friends Are. Researchers tested this one by setting up two fake Facebook accounts that were exactly the same. The only difference was, one of them had HOT friends, and the other didn't. Then they showed both profiles to people, and asked if they'd like to meet the person. In the end, people were 20% more likely to want to meet the one with good-looking Facebook friends.
3. Wearing Clothes with Brand Names on Them. They don't even have to be NICE brand names. Just having ANY brand name on your shirt makes you more likeable, because it makes people more likely to TRUST you.
In one study, two groups of researchers collected money for charity: Some of them were in plain clothes, and some were in clothing with brand names. And the ones with brand names got twice as many donations.
4. Embarrassing Yourself in Public. A bunch of studies have shown that when people see you embarrassed, it makes them think you're nicer and more trustworthy. If you're the kind of person who gets embarrassed easily, then you're also more likely to be nice to people so you AVOID embarrassing situations.
So…Cracked Dot Com has come up with four WEIRD things that make people like you more... but what about the other side of this? What have you done that has made someone HATE you? Here are the texts we got:
I nailed my buddies girl
Being so loud at clubs and getting kicked out because of it on my friends bday lol
I was friends with a coworkr and she really liked one of the the guys we worked with. To the point that she would tell me she loved him. I'm now married to that guy and she doesn't speak to me anymore
I had a brotherly dispute when we were kids I don't even remember over what but I scrubbed the toilet with his toothbrush then watched him use it that night yes needless to say I couldn't keep it together and I had to spill it.. all I had to say is I don't get mad I get even!!
I made people hate me by making them pay me to fix their computers
Being naturally good looking! And amazing at anything I do. Oh... and being modest too! Get hated for that! :) -T-Money from Muk
I have uncontrollable gas, and I let loose wherever AND whenever I please! Signed, The Rev!
My current manager hates me because he feels my apology wasn't good enough. B.L.D.
When I talk politics with people, they hate me and I hate them.
I'm getting married. My mom & sister adore him but disaprove of marriage. Everyone but my own mother & sister is happy for me & they're pissed!
At a party and took a leak in a girls purse
According to a survey by Panadol pain relievers, two in five women have LIED about having their period to get out of doing something they don't want to do. Exercise is the most common activity that women invent a period in order to avoid . . . but one in SEVEN women have lied about their period in order to avoid having sex. One in five women say they've blamed a bad mood or irritability on their period . . . even if they weren't having one.
Two in five women have LIED about having their period to get out of doing something they don't want to do…what about you? When have you lied to get out of doing something? What were you trying to avoid doing? Here are the texts we received:
My boyfriend said he had to meet his gaming friends in modern warfare to get out of cuddling with me last night. Rude! -rockn java
I once lied to my diesel engines instructor in Denver telling her I couldn't Come to class because some slut gave me an std and I was gunna miss a few days. Instead I stayed at the dorm got super stoned and played call of duty. Papa johns pizza and cinnipies for days!
Often lie to my girl about working late so I dont get flack for being at band practice. steven in tacoma
Soooo I got called for jury duty and didn't want to do it so I told them I was racist and even though that's the last thing I am....it worked :)
Claimed I had a "medical procedure" to do a studio sit in. Now if only the company VP wasn't listening right now... -the DV
Roy from puyallup - i've lied about a migraine to avoid going to the in-laws for dinner.
One time i told my twin brothers girlfriend that i was my brother so i could bang her! It worked! #WINNING!
Mono-Nick had all of us rolling this morning…he made a parody song to that song by PSY, or as Nick galled him…Pah-Sy. Not familiar with the song , “Gangnam Style”, check it out here…it’s beyond ridiculous:
Yes it has nearly 500 million views! Wow. So Nick figured that he has his own “style”, he would write a song about it…
After we played it, we received so many texts…I couldn’t keep up with reading them…here are a few of the better ones:
That was f’n awesome. People are lookin at me im laughin sooo hard...
Dat was fr'kn awesome. people were looking at me on the bus thinking i was crazy laughing so hard!!!
I wont the the gonga song for my ring tone
Ganga. Style has to be put in the regular rtation! I Love it! Thanks Nick Poggie in Tacoma!
BEST SONG EVER! WAY TO GO NICK!
Top 40, #1 hit!
Mono nick headline pain in the grass 2013? Johnny Rotten
Ganjastyle!!!!!!!!!! Nick nick nick.... my new ring tone!!!!
Best song ever hands down- the big daddy Shelby
Omfg I'm dying! Hahahahaha mono nick should not sing hahahaha
We briefly mentioned this study the other day…
According to a survey by the Manpower employment agency, just under one in five people . . . 19% . . . say they almost ALWAYS leave work on their lunch break.
Another 14% of those surveyed take a lunch break outside the office, quote, "from time to time." 39% of people . . . that's two out of five . . . take their lunch break at their desk.
--28% say that they get to stop working for lunch, quote, "seldom, if ever". And experts say that can lead to increased stress and long-term health problems.
After mentioning this, we got this text at 7-7-9-9-9
I take a lunch break once a week , but I don’t actually go to lunch…I hit up a strip club.
Based on this text…when have you done something like that? Finish this sentence – “I said I was taking a lunch break, but I was actually doing ______”. Here are the texts we received:
I said I was taking a lunch break, but really I was helping my coworkers saran wrap our old managers car. In broad daylight, in a wide open parking lot. Emily from Auburn
Marie from Tacoma here. When I lived close to home at my last job, I Would use my lunch break to get laid ;)
Quickie with my boyfriend...sadly, our coworkers figured it out since we worked at the same place. Lol! ~Jayde
I said i was going to lunch and actually went and had lunch sex
I take a 45 min lunch break 5 days a week outside the office. I go down the hwy to a park and share my lunch with the same 3 crows Mon- Fri. :-)
XCoworker of mine got smashed on her lunch break
Having phone sex in my car ;) (im a girl btw)
I smoke weed on lunch! –samantha
I said I was going to lunch, but actually I was leaving to have sex with my boss. ;)
Set of taking lunch but I went off to do drugs heroin
I used to go to the shooting range during lunch break.
Phone sex on lunch? Screw that...that's what a 15min break is for! But I used to do that as a job... ~Jayde
Big game tonight for us Hawks fans…the battle for 1st place in the NFC will be on the national stage. Thursday Night Football…Hawks Vs 49’ers in San Fran. Go Hawks…It’s Blue Thursday, I hope you are wearing your Hawk colors. I don’t own one of their sweet new jersey’s as I can’t afford it right now (although I would like a #25/Richard Sherman jersey one day)…but I did get this sweet shirt at Walmart for 18 bucks over the weekend:
There's a new book called "You Can Be Right (Or You Can Be Married)", based on interviews with hundreds of married and divorced people. And it found that only 17% of marriages are actually happy. That's ONE IN SIX. The majority of experts say that couples therapy only works up to three-quarters of the time. Between 25% and 50% of couples who attend therapy get divorced anyway.
A new stat says that only 17% of marriages are happy…what about you? Why aren’t you happy? If you are out of that relationship…why did it take you so long to get out of it? Here are the texts we received:
I'm super happy in my marriage. I wouldn't want to be with anyone else. I'm mean look at me I'm lucky to have such a hot wife RED
Unhappy because my bf has been from job to job and pay is always low. Employers never appreciate his hard work! Ever since the economy went down hill I s tay because money isn't everything and we will pull threw
Married at 19 to my HS sweetheart for 31 yrs.Very happy!!
Not happy she a crazy bitch......staying for kids...8 more years
I've been married for a year and 1 month after we got married the sex stopped and she wouldn't shut up about having kids I hate kids! attorney has ben called
I'm not because she is lazy and uses every excuse to not have a job. Her parents even agree with her. The only reason I stick around is my nine month old daughter.
Im happy with my marriage because my wifes sister knows how to keep a secret ;) ;)
Totally unhappy in my marriage but we are $100,000 upside down in our mortgage and can't get out of it and pay rent someplace else.
24-year-old Allen Casey and his boyfriend, 33-year-old Todd Fletcher, live together in Florida. But things went bad on Sunday, because of Todd's apparent OBSESSION with Alanis Morissette. Allen wanted Todd to stop listening to her constantly, and Todd said no way. They argued, and it ended with Allen smacking Todd IN THE FACE with a PLATE.
When the cops came, he told them he attacked his boyfriend over Alanis because, quote, "That's all the mother[effer] listens to." He was arrested for felony domestic battery.
Granted, you should never go THAT far, but based on this story… finish this sentence: "I'm going to lose it if I have to hear ___________ again!" Here are the texts we got:
The friends intro song.
Josh from olympia... The gummy bear song... Search on YouTube. I hate that song with a passion
I'm going to lose it if I ever have to listen to Justin bieber, ever again...Hence why I listen to your radio station. No crap music. Brieanna in Kirkland.
I'm going to lose it if I have to hear from my ex
If I hear that Call Me Maybe song one more time!!!!!! –Stephanie
Are you gona clean THAT up!!!
Someone needs to play that stupid 'Its Friday' song for BJ.
I'm going to loose it if my wife tells me one more time " Honey we will do it tomorrow, I promise". I hear three times a week. Aaaaaaaaaaaaa
The chicken dance. I lived in Leavenworth for too many years
If i ever hear "i wasn't thinking" again from my 40 year old husband. At what point should a man start thinking and stop using excusses.
Is I ever hear my mom talk about that saprano singing guy from americas got talent andrew de lione
Its a small world...we took my inlaws to disneyland for their 50th anniv. I swear we went on that ride 15 times in 3 days....arrrrrrrrr The Dr. in Port Orchard
I'm going to lose it if my co worker who's double my age(I'm 20) and in the army reserve's complains about working to hard and not getting paid enough.
Today’s video blog is all about my beer league hockey team…the Tacoma Donkeys. This is the trailer for the upcoming film "DONKEY". The film chronicles the on and off ice experiences of the most elite beer league hockey team in the known universe. There really isn’t a movie done or anything…we are hoping to make one. If there are any film makers that want in on this magical journey, let me know! Keep up on the Donkeys here: www.Facebook.com/TacomaDonkeys and www.TacomaDonkeys.com
Ugh did you watch the debates last night? Wow…boring. Just put them in the octagon, we would get more out of it. At one point they talked about gas prices…ok now THAT is something I will pay attention to! In the debate Romney said gas in that area of New York State had gone from $1.86 a gallon when Obama took office, to $4 now. Obama said gas was cheap then because the economy was on the verge of collapse, and that Romney might get gas down to that price again . . . but only because his policies would cause us to collapse again. Here is the deal…I am going to jump on the soap box for a half a minute:
If I was going to run for president, I would make it simple…my only goal…my only platform…is to lower the F’ing gas prices. Seriously, this is ridiculous that it cost me about 55 bucks every 3 days or so. I would make it clear…I don’t care about anything else…
Foreign relations: You don’t want to be our friend? Piss off.
Economy: Lower gas prices, people can afford to work lower paying jobs…they can work jobs that require a lot of travel.
Gay Marriage: Let Bob & John get hitched…who’s it really bothering. High gas prices…now that bothers me!
Tax cuts: Shut up…I gas price cuts.
I know this all sounds so extreme, and ignorant, I get it…I’m just sick of how I’m being bent over at the gas pump. And as crazy as I might sound, I guarantee you that I would get a ton of votes if my this was my campaign slogan: “Lower Gas…Kiss My Ass!”
The funny thing is that after I said this on air…the texts blew up huge with people saying that they would vote for me …haha! Here are just a couple of the texts that stood out:
93 Yukon 7mpg. STP for president!!!!
I would vote for steve.. I drive from bremerton to renton daily
I spend $20 a day in gas, i vote for steve
That's it! Steve's my write in ballot
Writing steve in on the ballot in november.
TOM COBURN is a Republican senator from Oklahoma. Every year he releases the "Wastebook," which is a collection of ways the government wasted your tax money in the past year, totaling $18 BILLION.
Here are 10 of the worst things the government has blown money on in the past year.
1. Moroccan pottery classes. The U.S. has spent $27 MILLION on a project to train people in Morocco to design and sell pottery at home and abroad.
2. Robot squirrels. A part of a $325,000 grant was spent on a study that built a robotic squirrel to see how snakes would react to it.
3. Making pennies. In 2012, the cost to produce one penny was . . . two cents. The government spent at least $120 MILLION making them.
4. Pet shampoo. A pet care company in Nebraska got $505,000 from a community development block grant to help install machines that make pet shampoo and toothpaste.
5. Food stamps for the dead. At least 2,000 dead people received food stamps last year . . . and that's just in New York and Massachusetts.
6. The size of golf holes. Purdue University used part of a $350,000 grant on a study that concluded if golfers imagined they were putting into larger holes, they were more successful.
7. Better tasting beef jerky. The Pentagon has spent more than $1.5 MILLION trying to create a better-tasting beef jerky for soldiers.
8. The attractiveness of female fruit flies. More than $900,000 went toward a study that found female fruit flies lose their looks as they get older.
9. Food for Mars. Even though there's no plan to send people to Mars for at least two decades, NASA spent $1 MILLION developing recipes that could be eaten on Mars . . . including pizza and vegetarian options.
10. Gaydar. A $30,000 grant went to a study at the University of Washington to test if gaydar was real. They found people identify gay men's faces correctly 57% of the time, and lesbian women's faces correctly 65%.
So….if there was a “Wastebook” done on your spending…what would be on it? What did you or someone you know waste a lot of money on? Here are some of the texts we got:
Alcahol . spend way to much on it and have nothing to show for it but a hangover ! YAMAHAULIN ASS
I love smutty romance novels. With e readers and apps its even easier to hide just how many I buy.
Ammo. I shoot competition in rifles and pistols. Some of my guns are $3 per shot. Practice twice a week, adds up to $500-$700 per month.
coffee every day for four people. Adds up fast. Also my husband spends thousands every year on fireworks
Magic the gathering. My game, my passion, my curse
My boss crashed his Bentley along with a dui and then bought another Bentley just a different color! Some rich bitches man..
$80 every two weeks for eyelash extensions
I don't even want to know how much money I've spent at coffee stands over the years...yikes.
I waste almost $10/day on Starbucks. Ridiculous but can't seem to break the habit
Video games, energy drinks & women. Learned quick that men aren't pretty, but they're easy – Christine
Bikini Barrista coffee and tips! From Tristan in Kent.
Bikini coffee stands. None compare to Everett. All others are a waste of money...
We got this email:
I heard you, Steve, and Toppy talk about that Justin Bieber story about him saying his laptop and camera were stolen. You sounded pretty upset with him, I am more on the side of STP in that it’s just a dumb hoax, BUT my wife is actually livid about this.
She is mad that she was “duped” by Bieber and things that he should apologize. I tried telling her to settle down, and we all get “duped” and she should just laugh it off.
I then tried dropping my pants and doing a dance Steve, it didn’t work like you said it would. LOL
I thought this could be a good topic, take calls from Rock-A-Holics about how they were “duped” or a moment when they were comepletely gullible.
Hahaha! I guess I should have included the fine print in my theory that if you wanna have some “fun time” with your lady, do something dumb like I do: Jump up and down until my pants fall off and say “I’ve seem to have misplaced my pants”…because I feel like if you can make your lady laugh, it can lead to other “fun” stuff! But I don’t think that theory works during an argument (haha); however, we did get this text:
The no pants dance works on my wife. Everytime. Thanks STP
Based on this email from Joe...when have you been "duped"...when have you "duped" someone? Here are the texts we got:
My wife is from cali and I told her cows sleep standing up. If u see one laying down then there dead. I totaly forgot to tell her I was kidding cause a few days later while driving she screamed when we drove past a field with cows lying down. Oops
When I was in high school there were tons of people convinced that The Blair Witch Project was real and that it was just found footage. –Bjorn
I was duped into thinking this was a funny show. – caleb
Convinced my friend we had vodka laced skittles, we were pretending to be drunk
At my wedding reception my wife's nieces and nephews have me a fake winning lottery ticket i wigged out cuz i thought i had won $20,000. Evan in Custer
When I was in high school my buddy and I got into an argument over who made a better burger. When I made mine me and another friend added some of our pubes to the sauce. My buddy ate about half the burger before he noticed. Never seen him so pissed in my life!
Today’s video blog is an Intern Challenge. Our intern The Prodigy has 60 seconds to smell the arm pit of a complete stranger...will he do it?
Did you catch the Monday Night Football game yesterday? Wow. It was like 2 separate games. Chargers are up at the half 24-0…and then a little know quarterback named Peyton manning decided to be be near perfect in the second half & show Phillip Rivers what a clutch QB does when his team neads a leader...posts 3 TD’s and the Broncos won the game 35-24! I honestly have no issues with the Chargers, but Phillip Rivers always rubbed me the wrong way…I’ve seen many games where he is just acting like an immature fool…so any chance to see that lil’ whiner lose is OK in my world.
Speaking of football…I just ordered this shirt…how sweet is this?
Seahawks & Wrestling mixed into a shirt of awesome-ness…hell yes!!! You can get this shirt, as well as other cool local sports based shirts here: www.homersapparel.com
Hall of Fame college basketball coach Bob Knight is selling his championship basketball rings and Olympic gold medal for what he considers a very good reason: the education of his grandchildren. A collection of the former coach's memorabilia will be auctioned off, and Knight said that, “the money could be very useful to put our grandchildren through college." Knight is also selling his sports coat and a warm up jacket given to him when he was the coach of the gold medal-winning U.S. Olympic team in 1984. Knight said, "I've got stuff I didn't even know I had, I don't put anything up in the house. And I don't even wear rings."
Based on this, there might come a point in his life where he wishes he didn’t get rid of those things….so finish this sentence: "I wish I didn't get rid of _____". Here are the texts we received:
I wish I never got rid of my bass guitars. I sold all three plus a few amp's to pay for an engagement ring for my ex girlfriend who eventually cheated on me.
I didn't get rid of the girl friend for the wife
I wish I didn't get rid of my truck...damn student loans!!!
My virginity julie in Ravensdale
My gpa worked for boeing & with NASA on The Challenger. When it blew up, I got copies of letters sent to the families. I wish I knew where the were. Gman Drew
My original he-man, gi Joe and transformer action figures.
I wish i would have kept my vintage record collection. Sold it for drug money cause i was a heroin addict. Best punk rock music ever
A Cleveland Browns fan was dared to dunk his head into a bucket of urine for $450…and he did it…this is ridiculous…check it out:
What about you? What stupid dare did you or someone you know do? Here are some of the texts we got:
I jumped into the catch net at the top of the chairlift and broke my nose because the ropes are frozen solid and about the same hardness as a steel cable. Jason in Tacoma
Drank a bottle of hot sauce for 5 dollars worst thing I've ever done., and it wasn't Franks hot sauce it was really bad hot hot stuff. I was 15 an stupid
Stupid Dare: $20 to eat an entire box of donuts, including the box.
Hey i once bit off a gecko in Thailand -- i bit the lizards head off and spit it out!
I was dared to rub icy hot under my eyes for a hundred bucks. Worst pain I've ever endured.
was dared to play a game of madden where loser had to eat a habinero pepper and i shanked the game winning fg. Scotty from edgewood
Once dared to jump over a double-wide shopping cart holder in a Target parking lot. Cleared it. Popped my knee out on the landing, don't have an ACL anymore...
What would YOU rather do? Dunk head in piss or watch the Browns play football? Both will leave you degraded and feeling dirty...
Today's video blog gives you a glimpse into the world of of my pup Lulu, and what she does at night.
I would like to quote Earl Thomas from the Seahawks…
“If guys didn’t believe in him, I guarantee they believe in him now”
That’s right…he’s talking about Russell Wilson, our rookie QB! Russell-Mania ran wild on Tom Brady and the Patriots yesterday, helping the Hawks win a close one…24-23 thanks to leading the Hawks to a 14 point rally in the final 7 and a half minutes of the game! Russell to Braylon…bam, 23-17…then with 1:18 left in the game…Russell to Sidney Rice for the win! Wow!
Meanwhile, Richard Sherman has quickly become my favorite Seahawk. I love his intensity with the Legion Of Boom on the field…and I love how outspoken he is on Twitter! He apparently has upset some people for the Twitter trash talk he delivered to Tom Brady….
Here is my thing…it’s not like it was unsolicited. Brady was in the news last week for saying that he looked forward to silencing the 12th Man at century link. Well…fortunately for us, that was not the case!
After the Hawks game, I had a hockey game to play, my beer league team, The Tacoma Donkeys tied our second game of the season, 5-5. We were down 4-1…came from behind to take the lead, only for me to give up a fluke goal that I still don’t get how it went in for the game to end in a tie. We then hit Buffalo Wild Wings, where Josh from our team took on the 12 Blazing Wings in 6 minutes challenge, and we might have tied our game…but Josh won this battle…getting it done in 4 minutes!
The big story this weekend though was that dude that did the Stratosphere Jump! A 43-year-old daredevil from Austria named Felix Baumgartner set new world records for the highest and fastest skydive yesterday. He jumped from 128,100 feet, fell at 833.9 miles-per-hour, and broke the sound barrier. And more than eight million people watched the live stream on YouTube.
We got a text with more info, as there was a local angle to this story:
Luke Akins of shelton, WA was the skydiving consultant on the team. He helped design the parachute equipment that Felix had with him. E-P-I-C !!!!!!!!
However…not every texter was impressed:
Tony stark beat that record in iron man
Based on the fact that a skydiver jumped over 128,000 feet…finish this sentence: “I know it wasn’t as impressive as what Felix did, but I once did _____.” Here are some of the texts we got:
Eric in Silverdale: Jumped a jet ski more than 30' high while wave jumping at Ocean Shores, and landed it.
I know it wasn't as impressive as Felix, but I once sang at Carnegie Hall. -Bjorn
I once placed third in a US team doubles Starcraft tourney. It was epic.
I once went 125mph in a car with over 300k miles on it
A 300lb chick! Still had to do a bunch of math so I wouldn't die. Jason
I once slid down at Glacier on my ass
Once got a girl to get a note from her doctor that she was on the birth control shot, I'm classy.
I swam with sharks in Hawaii. It was incredible.
i once bunjee jumped outta a hotair balloon! :)
I watched STP squeeze into a very tight Molly moons shirt .. Epic RED
I once skated on the ice in the taco del mar fish suit with the sabercat mascot.
I once did my neighbor's daughter and her. That's right mother and daughter.
I pooped off the flight deck of the Uss. Nimitz while it was in dry dock.
Delivered twins vaginally without drugs! Like a boss!
I did a scanky old pop star.... G. Richie
In Denmark, a website is running a contest where they're giving away a free iPhone 5 to the man with the SMALLEST JUNK. Men in Denmark have until January to submit a photo of themselves bottomless. Other users on the site will vote on who's smallest. They will give an iPad 3 to the man with the second-smallest.
Based on this…what did you win, and what did you do to win it? Here are some texts we got:
I won a haloween party with Corey Taylor by proving I was he biggest Slipknot fan in Seattle.
I won a guitar on a raffle. I wanted an electric guitar but didnt want to buy one so i monopalized the competetion –Zane
I won the Australian lotto online. $58,000,000.. Just gave them my account info. Money on the way
I won my sanity back, and all I had to do was divorce my ex wife. :-D Sodajrrk
Won a car on the Price is Right. Took the cash value of the car tho so I wouldn't have to pay taxes
I won a BUZZ jacket from BJ when he was on the BUZZ for riding a tricycle wearing only a g string outside the station
There was a contest where you had to say in 10 words or less, what would you do for Motley Crue tickets. I said "Shave my butt and sit in a barrel of gin"
If you don't vote, Kathie Lee will drop a puppy...again! Did you see this?
Learned a valuable lesson last night…drinking a 5 Hour Energy, and then a Red Bull shortly after makes me play hockey better….but the chance of sleeping is at ZERO %! The beerl league hockey team I am on, the Tacoma Donkeys, had their opening game of the season last night (www.facebook.com/tacomadonkeys) ….and so I needed the extra boost for the game. So instead of pulling a Bob probert (RIP) & snorting some coke…I did the double whammy of energy! I think it helped as I played a focused game & we won 4-2, but when I got home…I literally lied in bed for 2 ½ hours, still wired! BJ was cracking up when I shared with him that we had a mascot at the game…yes, the Donkeys have a mascot:
Props to Zach from the Donkeys…#14 not only scored the game winning goal…but also lost a tooth in the process…thus making him the 1st star of the game, and he walked away with a sweet bottle of Tito’s Vodka! The Donkeys have player “incentives”…usually it’s either booze or porn.
Well we are back live after a few days off…as BJ did a road trip to LA…he left the city of smog to walk into a floor of smog thanks to the rev! The Rev has awful gas issues all day, but first thing in the morning it is at its…uhhh…ripe-ist. So the glorious scent of Gas & Fabreeze fills the hallways!
While we were off, I was having a blast…let’s start with Friday of last week. Myself and a couple of my Donkeys teammates went to Everett for the WWE Raw World Tour. What an awesome time. This wasn’t a televised event, but that didn’t stop the Superstars from putting on an awesome show.
It was fun to watch Daniel Bryan, man that guy had the crowd in the palm of his hand, as they chanted “YES!” every time he said “No!”:
I was stoked to see some of the newer talent that I am a fan of…guys like Damian Sandow, Antonio Cesaro, Xavier Woods, Dean Ambrose, and more!
The highlight was the steel cage match between CM Punk and the Big Show. Punk is so awesome as a heel…he too had the crowd in his control…as he got into a few verbal battles with people in the crowd….
Thanks to a spotlight, I was able to grab a couple of fun pictures:
After the event, we hit the YNot Sports Pub & Grub, and had a blast hanging there. Shout out to their manager Jesse, a real cool guy that introduced us to an amazing appetizer they have there…it’s fall off the bone ribs with tater tots.
Speaking of CM Punk…I watched his new documentary, “Best In The World” – wow, what a great watch. If you are a indy wrestling fan, there is some awesome footage in this doc.
Did you see what happened with CM Punk during RAW on Monday? After his match with Vince McMahon…yes, against Vince…and the match was epic! CM Punk went into the crowd, and some idiot fans kept hitting him and threatening to push him down the stairs…that is, until CM Punk “kindly” asked them to stop:
On Saturday we hung out with my brother…as this was his final weekend in the Northwest. I have been lucky to have my bro here for the last 2 years thanks to the Navy, and now he is back east for his next adventure. We took my bro to our favorite Sushi place in Seattle, Nijo…and then for dessert, we had to hit Molly Moons! Salted Caramel in my stomach!
On Sunday my brother got to join me at my home away from home…the Puget Sound Hockey Center Tacoma, where I play hockey. He got to see why it’s called the “Meat locker”, as it’s freezing in there. I filled in for my bud’s team Trainwreck, and we won 6-1.
On Monday…it was the final day my brother was in town….since I had the day off…we decided to grab breakfast at a place where on the weekends there is a line out the door – The original pancake House in Puyallup:
Dude…they have so many Pancakes, I had the Blueberry pancakes…I now get why there is a line for this place on the weekends! So many great pancakes to pick from:
More has come out about this Hulk Hogan sex tape that he didn’t know about…man what an interesting mess this is! Quick story about what happened…Hulk said his prayers, ate his vitamins, and banged his buddy’s then-wife – Heather Clem (was married to radio guy Bubba The Love Sponge). Word just came out that Bubba knew that the sex between his then-wife and the Hulkster was being filmed, and even joked about how he could make a lot of money from this tape (which can be heard at the end of the video)…wow! Radar online has reported that a “disgruntled ex-employee” is the one that released that. That sounds suspicious…it seems like whenever a sex tape comes out, it was someone elses fault…but how in the world did they get their hands on it? Was it just hanging on the fridge with a note that says “Hogan sex Tape – Don’t Touch”? Regardless, Hogan says he is shocked that his friend filmed it…which led to a topic: When have you screwed over a friend, or when has a friend screwed you over? Here are some of the texts:
An ex-friend git between me and a interest after he himself was married so I pretended to have sex with his wife causing their divorce.
I got pictures of our hot 18 year old coworker and showed my buddy at work and he went and told her mom who we also work with. super douchebag ..
Loaned a buddy $1400 so he could keep his house and he quit his job a week later. Hope he's listening... pay me punk!
I got my buddies wife pregnant, and he thinks it's his. He has no idea, and she's due in 4 weeks. His wife doesn't wanna tell him. I see him at work everyday and he has no clue.
On our first man date to a magic tournament the rev didn't do very well and left me in the middle of the night in the ghetto I had to call my dad to come pick me up from 20 miles away! SOB! -Brogan the PLP
Well I have an image burned into my brain now…we came across scenes of the Hulk Hogan sex tape that has made it’s way on the internet courtesy of Gawker.com! Wow. It’s disturbing to watch, but hilarious as well. Especially is you read the subtitled conversation that the Hulkster had with the woman he was letting Hulk-A-Mania go wild on her!
This video is rather interesting…supposedly the woman he is railing is a woman that was married to his buddy at the time, and the video is shot in her bedroom. There is a voice you hear outside of the room, which people speculate his his buddy…so the assumption is that his buddy “loaned” his then wife out to the Hulkster!
Then things get awkward yet funny…as they are about to get it on, ok…she is getting it on as Hulk stands… his phone rings…nd the ringtone is "About Us", which is a song by Hulk's own daughter, BROOKE. Wow…hahaha!
They then get it on, and then you hear Hulk out of breath complain that he ate like a pig right before they got it on, and he then shares an odd story. Hulk tells a story about how a girl Nick is dating has a twin sister who came on to Hulk. I would post it, but it’s basically porn…so I won’t, but if you do an internet search I am sure you will find it!
According to a survey from YourTango and Ford, two in three couples say that taking road trips together is, "fun-filled and relaxing". And 84% of couples say it strengthened their relationship. Why is that? 63% of couples say one of the best things about a road trip is getting the chance to talk, but when it comes to back-seat drivers, here are the top four complaints: You're going too fast . . . you're going the wrong way . . . you're not paying attention . . . and you're going too slow.
Based on this, what is your road trip horror story? What happened? Here are the texts we got:
Tryin to get out of town for a hurricane in Mississippi...in the car for 8 hours to get somewhere that should take 3! With 4 people and no AC!
I went camping with my six month baby and got stuck in traffic and the only thing that kept him calm and eventually got him to asleep was putting my finger in his mouth
That's a load of crap.. It's nothing but fighting and instead of being able to walk away your stuck..
Id rather slam my breast in a sliding glass door than take a road trip with my husband! Windy
My dad told me a road trip horror story. My grandpa and his wife at the time were going camping, and my grandpa was a notoriously bad driver. Well, they missed the exit and his wife was complaining... Sooo grandpa pulled the truck and trailer over to the side of the freeway,, turned around (going the wrong way) and drove back to the exit. she did not complain for the rest of the trip.
Had to pee really bad while driving so tried to go in a water bottle but as soon as I started, the pressure pushed my junk out and I hit myself right in my eye, it stung
Got a flat tire going thru mississippi once in the middle of nowhere, and as we changed the tire we actually heard a banjo playing in the distance!!! Talk about scary
Today's video blog features some friends of the show that stopped by with gifts...one of the things hey got for STP was, well..."form fitting."
So yesterday was the debates…I tried to watch, lasted 6 minutes and it dawned on me that was NOT how I wanted to spend my birthday, so we watched something where our vote really matters…The X Factor. There were a couple of things that I found funny… First off, even though the debate was moderated by a dude from PBS…Mitt Romney said he wants to stop paying for things like PBS:
This led to one of those meme’s that cracked me up:
I do have to say the president did the dumbest, yet most brilliant thing at the debates:
This is what a debate has become? A time for shout outs? Bill Clinton never did that, and he had plenty of ladies to say what’s up to I bet! As dumb as it was for him to do that…he accomplished 2 things which makes it brilliant: 1. The ladies probably melted for this, thus snagging the female vote, and 2. This must’ve led to him getting some serious nookie that night. You would hope.
I got this email…it’s a dude doing a cool thing with a charity that is really cool:
Hey, I was wondering if it would be possible for you to advertise a link to a fundraiser page for me. The fundraiser is Extra Life, a video game fundraiser to raise money for Children's Miracle Network hospitals. Basically, on Oct. 20th, I'll be playing games for 24 hours straight in order to raise money for Seattle Children's Hospital. My 11 month old daughter recently had to have a liver transplant, and this hospital was amazing.
Oh, and if you donate, I'll go rent and play WWE 12 (since 13 doesn't come out until a week after the event) for a minimum of 6 of my 24 hours, in your honor. As the wrestler of your choice even.
Love the show, and keep rocking,
There's a liquor company in Germany called G-Spirits that's selling a limited-edition line of whiskey, vodka, and rum that's POURED down a NAKED MODEL'S BREASTS before it's bottled. The bottles sell for $150 to $180, but the company isn't legally allowed to ship them to the U.S.
BJ thinks this is crazy…I think it’s genius, however…based on the models on their site (not safe for work, but just do a search for the company)…I’m switching from Vodka to Rum! I do agree that this is a dumb purchase, but at least you can drown your sorrows of a bad purchase with the booze, but this posed the the question: what is the dumbest reason why you or someone else has bought something? Here are the texts we got:
I used to be a mechanic at local motorcycle dealer and guys would come in a buy a bike to impress the ladies we called them squids because that's how they would end up because they really don't know how to ride and just bought the bike to impress. Chris in Everett
I bought a $150.00 dinner at the Melting Pot in order to get a chance to get laid with this hot asian chick...didn't happen!!! prissy bitch!!!
I bought Italian language lessons for the computer for a trip to Italy. I'm back from Rome and can barely speak a word. –Bjorn
Buddy of mine bought a windshield for his car that was told to make it more aerodynamic. He spent 2 G's. When he got it turned out is was just a normalwindshield. Imagine that.
I bought the criss angel magic kit because it was made by criss angel and i think he is hot. The only use i got out of it was the cards. From jessica in everett.
Spent my entire tax return of 1400 dollars on an air soft gun that I've ended up using twice. Huge mistake could have used that money to move away from my now crazy ass ex girlfriend
There's a female version of "The Expendables" in the works, and former MMA fighter GINA CARANO is the first person to sign on. A website called BoomstickComics.com put together a list of the Top 20 Female Badasses in Film and TV. I can’t believe that Precious is not on this! No? Ok…seriously, Kathy bates should be on it for her role in Misery…specifically this scene:
Here is the top 20 list:
1. Sigourney Weaver as Ellen Ripley in "Alien".
2. Gina Torres as Zoe Washburne in "Firefly" and "Serenity".
3. Katie Sackhoff as Starbuck on "Battlestar Galactica".
4. Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia in "Star Wars".
5. Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor in "The Terminator".
6. Zoe Bell as "herself" in "Death Proof".
7. Uma Thurman as Beatrix Kiddo in "Kill Bill".
8. Rose McGowan as Cherry Darling in "Planet Terror".
9. Pam Grier as Foxy Brown in "Foxy Brown".
10. Rachel Ticotin as Melina in the original "Total Recall".
11. Kate Beckinsale as Seline in "Underworld".
12. Milla Jovovich as Leeloo in "The 5th Element".
13. Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow in "The Avengers".
14. Rhona Mitra as Eden Sinclair in "Doomsday".
15. Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie Strode in "Halloween".
16. Liv Tyler as Arwen in "The Lord of the Rings".
17. Milla Jovovich as Alice in "Resident Evil".
18. Carrie-Anne Moss as Trinity in "The Matrix".
19. Gina Carano as Mallory Kane in "Haywire".
20. Sarah Michelle Gellar on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer".
A list of the top 20 female badasses on film and TV was released…who would you put on the list? Here are the texts:
Pam anderson in barb wire, she can threaten everyone w her hep C
Linda Hamilton - Terminator! <3 Angelina
Angelina jolie in wanted. When she climbed out of the bath. AMAZING
Kate beckinsale underworld and jovovich reaident evil. Those 2 chicks are 1 and 2
Linda carter- wonder woman .
Genna sons of anarchy
Best female bad ass ever, laura croft form tombraider.... angelena jolie is so hot shooting a gun... I would let her beat my ass anytime -Trev-
Xena warrior princess duh
Juliette Lewis from Natural Born Killers....and From Dusk till Dawn ~wendi Port Orchard~
Today's Video blog features a visit from a listener named Dave...who brought some funny gifts!
Huge huge huge thanks to everyone for the kind birthday wishes! 38 years young today…and I’m going to do the things I love today. Play hockey…then hang with my wife and pup, have an awesome salmon dinner, and top it off watching WWE RAW and eating ice cream. Hell. Yes.
Some have asked what I want for my birthday…Ideally, I would like these:
They are sweet goalie pads from a company called Passau. For my hockey buds…you have to check out their gear, they are a smaller based company that does amazing work (http://www.passauhockey.com/en/home)! I love their gear, and hope to get some custom pads like those in the future, but I don’t have 2000 bucks handy for the gloves and pads (which is actually a very reasonable price for such high quality gear). I guess I could’ve started a Kickstarter like the kids do these days when they want something and don’t want to pay for it on their own haha…but instead, this is what I want for my birthday, and it will cost you nothing:
Yes…click on that link, and vote for the STP-CAST for the best podcast in Western Washington. We are in second, so every vote counts (only 9 days left to vote)… #VoteDouche2012
In a new survey of 2,000 married adults, ONE IN THREE say they find sex to be a, quote, "chore." And it found the average couple has sex five times a month. Here are the top 20 reasons people gave for avoiding sex:
1. Too tired.
2. Stressed from work.
3. I don't feel attractive.
4. It's too hot.
5. I want to read my book.
6. I'm not confident in my body.
7. Too much on my mind.
9. Neck or back pain.
10. Sex is too similar every time.
11. I don't really enjoy it anymore.
12. Too full from dinner.
13. It's too cold.
14. Don't have enough time.
15. Sometimes I get bored.
16. I want to watch sports.
17. I want to watch a movie.
18. Too much stuff to do around the house.
19. I'm not attracted to my husband or wife anymore.
20. I don't think my partner DESERVES it.
Based on a list of the top 20 reasons couples avoid sex…What’s the strangest reason you were denied sex? Or…what’s the strangest reason why YOU denied sex? Here are the texts we received:
I was forever turned down for television. Left that hooker and now I'm getting it more than ever.
See old naked people all day as a nurse is a pretty good mood killer.
I got denied sex because she had a boyfriend . Bulls*** I tell ya
I've denied sex while staying at my mothers house
Too high on LSD
I denied sex because he did not brush is teeth. Ew.
I dated a chick for a week and couldnt get over the dragon breath and hairy bellybutton.
I denied a girl sex once because she had a band aid on her hand. She was already dirty to begin with but I was willing to lower my standards for some goodies. When I saw the bandaid I couldn't do it...
I was denied sex after I accidentally pooped in the car while on a date night with my husband-
I once had a guy fall asleep WHILE WE WERE DOING IT!!! Talk about a shot to the ego! -jenn from Olympia
im a 27 yr old guy and i just dont care about sex anymore. Its very overrated in my opinion. Have better things to do.
I denied a hot chick because her husband was in the next room. Jason in Puyallup.
When CHRISTINA AGUILERA started working on her latest album, she had a message for her label execs . . . quote, "You are working with a fat girl. Know it now and get over it." This comes after years of making herself "toothpick thin" because of pressure from the industry. She says, "I got tired of being a skinny, white girl. I am Ecuadorian but people felt so safe passing me off as a skinny, blue-eyed white girl. My body can't put anyone in jeopardy of not making money anymore . . . my body is just not on the table that way anymore." Her rep says that Aguilera never said any of those things, "The quotes are 100% false."
Based on this…finish this sentence… “I’m BLANK, get over it”. Good or bad…What is something that defines who you are? Here are the texts we got:
I'm a woman who hates kids, get over it.
Im an ex con, im not a criminal anymore. The rest of my life should not be defined by past mistakes. Get over it. Jeff in lynnwood.
I'm PERFECT GET OVER IT have been all my life, Kris in maple valley
I am a black guy who wears a kilt my family is from Scotland not all black guys were African Americans get over it
I'm a smoker get over it! I hate the righteous seattlites who feel the need to remind me on a daily basis that "those things are gonna kill me"! I struggled with drugs and smoking is now my crutch. Might not be the bet choice but it makes me more comfortable in sobriety. -camerones thee nippler
Matt from auburn. I am a fan of th bj shea show. Get over it. BLD!
Im a pot head get over it
I am not well endowed...get over it.-Jeff the tattooer
I'm f**** HOTT, get over out..... From Laurie in Tenino :-)
I'm annoying, get over it. I tease people, have a deep voice that carries across a room, and am very energetic. My closest friends and loving gf enjoy my company so everyone else can "blank" off.
I'm a woman married to a woman, get over it!!! Yes on R74
I'm hung get over it
I'm a chewer. I love chewing tobacco. People always tell me " don't you know that's bad for you?" I always say I had no idea!
I'm redneck and if u don't like u can kiss my reble ass ricky from marysville
Today's Video Blog is an Intern Challenge! Our intern Tahiti Steve has 60 seconds to find someone to sing Gangam Style by PSY...will he do it?
Yesterday was an awesome awesome day! No…I am not a Bears fan that found great pleasure in watching Tony Romo toss 5 picks….yesterday I got to be a part of an awesome ceremony for my brother. For the last 2 years I have been fortunate enough to have my brother in town as he is stationed at the Naval Base in Bangor. Yesterday he was promoted in rank to Lieutenant JG, and I got to pin him. The whole ceremony was amazing, the tradition and respect in the military is very cool to watch first hand and I was beyond humbled to be there and so proud of my brother. Plus we got to have the ceremony on a destroyer – the Turner Joy…
I saw this place nearby and immediately thought of BJ…
Arnold Schwarzenegger said that he almost ruined his most famous line in "The Terminator" because he had a hard time saying it. He wanted to change “I’ll Be Back” to “I Will Be Back” – this got us talking about iconic movie lines. My favorite is a simple one, but I always use it when I see people acting like drunk fools…it’s from Beerfest: “”Yahh…I remember my first beer.” We took calls and texts about your favorite movie lines…here are some of the texts we got:
Breakfast Club quote: "next time I have to come in here I'm busting skulls"
I AM AN FBI AGENT!!!
Shut the f-up donny! The big lowbowski. My name is donny
We cant stop here, its bat country... or...as your lawyer i advise you to take a hit out of the brown bottle in my shaving kit..fear&loathing
I have had it with these mother f***ing snakes on this mother f***ing plane!!!!!!
Yippee ki yay mothereffer! Julie from Montesano
You win some, you loose some, but you live to fight another day! –Friday
reservoir Dogs - are you going to bark all day little doggie or are you gonna bite
Super troopers the schnozz berries taste like schnozz berries!
Get back to the chopaaa!
Dazed and Confused all the way. That's what I love about these high school girls. I get older. They stay the same age.
Sweep the leg! Ed the mailman
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum." -- They Live
The Goonies, Sloth, "Hey you guys!"
There’s a study about whether or not you would report illegal aliens to border patrol…41% of people asked said they would, 30% said they would look the other way, and 18% would actually try and help the family get across the border. This led to a fun topic…When have you ratted someone out? What was it about? Or did you ever look the other way when you should have ratted someone out? Here are the texts we got:
My sister had a porn site she did out of her room...I snuck my dad the website address...all hell broke loose at my place...lol
Last year I ratted out my bro's GF to him. She liked to hack into his email. >:-( BLD!
I ratted my mom out to the irs for claiming people on her taxes she wasnt allowed to claim
I once turned my head and looked the other way when a classmate stole the answer key to a final test. I should have ratted him out because When he got caught he blamed me and i received a more harsh punishment..... Thanks Steven
When I saw a friend in the company of another woman who wasnt his wife shopping @ V Secret @ da mall . She was modeling 4 him
My brother called the cops on me for a stupid little fight. I went to jail for what he started.
Co worker used my name as a reference when we purchased a used car. He missed a few payments and the repo guys called me and offered me $200 if I could help them find him. I ratted him out. Felt so bad I didn't collect the cash. I won't be doing that again!!
Today's video blog is part 2 of our chat with Bill Bellamy.
Man what an awesome time Pain In The Grass was this past Saturday. In all of the Pain In The Grass shows we have had, I would have to say this was hands down my favorite. How could it not be when part of my day consists of hanging with our lovely Rock Girls:
Plus…I got to hang with awesome Rock-A-Holics like Red, who was sporting the coolest shirt at White River:
Now lets talk about the music…all of the bands were awesome…Sandrider has turned me into a fan, Royal Bliss were bad ass, and Witchburn…well…I have said it once and will say it again…Witchburn are so beyond bad ass! If you like your music heavy as ****, Witchburn is what the doctor ordered.
One of the bands I was extremely excited to see live was Walking Papaers. This is the band that has Mike McCready from Pearl Jam, Duff McKagan, Barrett Martin from the Screaming Trees, and Jeff Angell from Post Stardom Depression. I am in love with their debut CD, which is in stores tomorrow…if you are a fan of a dirty blues rock style of music, this CD is perfect for you. They were awesome…hell, the fact that we got to see Barrett, Duff, and Mike on stage together is quite a cool moment in Seattle rock history…
Before Walking Papers played we got to interview Jeff & Barrett…it was cool to meet 2 guys that I have been a fan of for a while now.
Chevelle once again blew us all away, those guys sounded so damn good! Plus they had a giant statue of a bull (for their CD “Hats Of To The Bull” I would guess), extra points for that! Three Days Grace is a band I always seem to miss at our festivals….and I finally saw them, and they sounded great! I love that new song “Chalk Outline” & it sounded killer live. Plus they covered Eminem’s “Lose Yourself”…
The night was capped by The Offspring. These guys have been doing it for over 20 years, and yet they played with the energy of a group of 20 year old musicians. They were so damn good…plus the guy that says “Keep Em” Seperated” in that song of the same title lives in Washington, so he was on stage doing his part. It was great! I got to interview the guys too…here I am hanging backstage with Dexter Holland, and Noodles:
According to the laws of physics, time travel IS possible . . . according to the laws of physics. At least time travel FORWARD could happen. They still aren't sure how you'd time travel backwards. Edward Farhi is the director of the Center for Theoretical Physics at MIT. He says, quote, "There's no question that you can skip into the future. It's actually consistent with the laws of physics." To travel forward, you need to be in a vehicle traveling several hundred thousand miles per hour. Then you'd be moving faster than everyone else on Earth, experiencing the passage of time in a different way. It's complicated: Think Einstein's theory of relativity. Farhi says to travel backwards, you'd need energy that's as powerful as half the mass in the entire UNIVERSE. And you'd actually destroy the universe in the process. Of course this is all VERY theoretical and it doesn't seem like anyone's really trying to do work on building a super-fast vehicle for time travel. But it COULD happen.
If backwards time travel WAS possible, how would use it? Where would you travel back in time to, and why? Here are some of the texts we received:
I'd want to meet the teenage version of my parents.
I would go back in time to have sex with marilyn Monroe
I would go back and change a few really bad choice I made spend some time with my dad before he was murdered and well place a winning bet or lotto ticket
I would travelh back in time to the opening of a all of the original star wars. i was not born when the movies came out and i would want the experiance of the grand opening.
Is go back to June 97 and tell myself to avoid the strawberry festive in marysville where I met my now x wife. Jason on the 405
I would back and sit on the grassy knoll to see who shot kennedy
Arnold Schwarzenegger shared a fun story about having dinner with Wilt Chamberlain & Andre The Giant…where he ended up being lifted on top of his car. Based on this…if you could get dinner with anyone, who would it be and where would you take them? Here are the texts we received:
I would take Eddie Vedder to Ritos in south Phoenix. The greatest artist of my time deserves to taste the greatest Mexican food of my time
If I could, I would have dinner with anybody. I'm just like the Rev, nobody likes me.
I'd take Steve to chucky cheese, so we can have fun in the ball pit together. Lmao.
Rabih – I would take STP to 5 guys…he needs a good burger
I would take Stephen Hawking to Red Lobster and show him my ****. ~ <3 Sasha <3
I would take bj and his crew to stanley and seafords in tacoma.....wes rom Tacoma
I would take Golden Tate to Top Pot Doughnuts and show him my maple bar
Vicki B! And I would take her to pleasure town!
vickie b and naked sushi
Jennifer aniston because she's effin gorgeous. Have you seen horrible bosses?!
Beth Chapman! Would let her take me to hooters, then i would take her somewhere for chicken wings, like hooters....Jason.
I'd pick Jeff Ross and the place would be any mall food court so he could roast everyone that passed by. - Rich in Tacoma.
I'd take Hellen Keller out for seafood, irony win! P-nut
Today's Video Blog features my chat with Dexter and Noodles from The Offspring, backstage before their set at Pain In The Grass.