Yesterday I watched an awesome documentary on Chris Jericho on Netflix…I know I have said this a bunch, but I mean it…I seriously love having a ROKU player hooked up to my TV so that I can watch Netflix on my TV. It’s called Breaking The Code, and it’s a great watch…as you get to see some awesome early footage of Y2J! If you want info on ROKU…go to www.ROKU.com. I am such a big fan of ROKU!
I also watched that documentary of Kevin Clash called Being Elmo. It’s sad to hear the news about him…and this documentary was made in 2011…way before any of those allegations came out. It’s really an interesting film…I didn’t realize how he was an up and coming puppeteer, and Jim Henson gave him the Elmo puppet and basically said “do what you wish” with the character of Elmo as the character was going nowhere. Kevin created the way we know Elmo now…voice and characteristics.
Tough loss last night for the Donkeys, my beer league hockey team. Your Tacoma Donkeys lost a tough one to the Beavers. Yes our league, the Rainier Hockey league, has a team named the Donkeys, and another team named the Beavers. Do us a favor and “like’ our Facebook page: www.facebook.com/tacomadonkeys Also, if you are interested in watching us play…we are having our second annual “Donkey Show” at the Showare Center. Last year was a great time and a great party afterwards. Plus if you buy tix through us, you will save a couple dollars on the T-Birds game later that night. Here is the “official” flyer with the details.
Mercer Island police officer accidentally shot himself in the backside while on duty yesterday. They were taking a man into custody and he accidentilly discharged his weapon, striking himself. Man that has to suck! Thankfully he will be OK…but I am sure his officer buds will be giving him a hard time. Based on this story …finish this sentence: “I really wish no one saw me do _____”. Here are the texts we received:
I wish no one saw me scratching my butt with a carrot in the supermarket
In 3rd grade I took "the gamble" and lost. Only problem was that I was in the middle of the school cafeteria. It was a long walk of shame.
Meeting up with a girl you wouldn't be caught dead with during the day. Steve-U.S. Virgin Islands
I wish no one had to watch me break my tailbone on the balance beam in Gymnastics class :'( That was in 1989... & it still hurts! Damnit.
I once went for a blood draw told the girl I wasn't feeling well passed out peed my pants and had to walk through the waiting room with pee pants Lori the flagger girl from Bremerton
I really wish my mom didn't catch me do a line of cocaine off the spoiler of her car. - the mountain man
Walk into the glass wall at blockbuster which resulted in a broken nose!
I was hanging Christmas lights and pulled a Clark Griswold, ladder collapsed! I landed on my feet, looked around and saw my neighbor standing in his driv eway. He thought it was hilarious!!!
I worked at chuck e cheese, and right as I was running out to meet the birthday party a kid tripped me. I fell to the ground and the chuck e head rolled away!!
Screaming and crying followed. I was frozen in the spot!! I ruined that 4 year olds birthday party.
Wish nobody saw me using my daughters "workout" pole bj
I had a boner in my 3rd grade class picture. It's been immortalized.
This morning our Loud & Local Band Of The Week is The Jilly Rizzo…my buddy Dick Rossetti’s band. They are at the Tractor Tavern tonight with the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies…here is a video I posted earlier this week, but it’s so good I wanted to post it again!
It was 3 years ago today when four Lakewood police officers were tragically murdered at the Forza coffee shop in Lakewood. Sergeant Mark Renninger, Officers Ronald Owens, Tina Griswold, and Greg Richards will forever be in our thoughts and prayers.
This morning we had a moment of silence for them, and then played Guns N’ Roses “Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door” – many times we will have a moment of odd coincidence when it comes to the subject of our conversation, and the song we play. More often than not, Nine Inch Nails “Closer” seems to be the culprit, but this time it was intentional that we went with that song. The reason being was that I had the honor of playing at a memorial for fallen officers, and the musicians were put together by Chris Sorrells, who was a police officer for Lakewood when this tragedy happened. He is now living in a different state, I am glad to say that he is a bud…and I want to share our performance at the memorial, we were joined by a mutual friend Brian Olson…who is the guitarist of Fall From Grace. Here we are performing “Knocking On Hgeaven’s Door” – to this day, the proudest moment I have ever had behind a drum set.
I wanted to share a past video blog of ours. It features footage from the KISW Salute The Shield benefit concert we had on 12/18/09, to benefit the families of the Lakewood Four, and to celebrate their lives. It was an amazing night. Duff McKagan's LOADED, Queensryche, and Mike McCready of Pearl Jam took the stage , and most of the Lakewood officers.
"Life & Style" magazine says that before MILEY CYRUS will marry LIAM HEMSWORTH, she wants an iron-clad prenup to protect her fortune . . . and her DOGS. Miley is worth $130 million, and she doesn't want to lose a dime of it. Of course, Liam's got $20 million of his own, so it's not like he needs any of her cash. But money's not the only thing she's worried about. A source says, "Miley has a half-dozen dogs that are her babies. She doesn’t want to lose them."
What about you…if you were going to have a pre-nup….besides money, what possession do you have that you would absolutely want to protect? Here are the texts we received:
I would protect my xbox
Bitch ain't getting my tools!!!!!
My truck and guns
Jason @ ft lewis, Id definitely protected my Harley
I am a chef and have close to or over 3k in knives. I would protect my knives
My names Devin and I would protect my guitars. Everything else we can negotiate, but those at mine no matter what.
My tools but more important that she has a rider in it that she takes the GD cats.
I have a 1836 Louis the 13 gold watch with over 9 ounces of gold in it it is value over 20,000 dollars handed down to me from my grampa
I have over 80,000 dollars in tools worked for a family friends car shop for 5 years he retired and gave me everything after being open 40 plus years ya
My civil war pistol that great great great grandad took of the battlefield
A 1968 jeep cj-â5 with a 500 horse power motor worth around 60,000$
My framed, autographed Edgar Martinez jersey.
My 1800-â1900's lever action rifle collection too.
Researchers at MIT just finished a scientific study to determine the 20 most influential people in history. It's based on their influence at the time, and how much impact they have on people now. And to figure that out, the researchers analyzed . . . Wikipedia. They analyzed the way different historical figures were discussed on all of the different language versions of Wikipedia, and searched for words that showed signs of influence. And in the end, they found the most influential person in history was . . . JESUS. Only one of the people on the list is still alive today. That's NELSON MANDELA, who came in 17th place. The other 19 are all dead, and in many cases, they've been dead for hundreds or thousands of years.
Here are the top 20 most influential people in history:
1. Jesus Christ.
2. Confucius.
3. Sir Isaac Newton.
4. Gandhi.
5. Albert Einstein.
6. Aristotle.
7. The Portuguese explorer Vasco da Gama.
8. Leonardo da Vinci.
9. Plato.
10. Archimedes.
11. Mao Zedong: Chinese communist revolutionary
12. William Shakespeare: English playwright
13. Socrates: Greek philosopher
14. Karl Marx: German philosopher and socialist
15. Michaelangelo: Italian sculptor
16. Gautama Buddha: Nepalese spiritual teacher
17. Nelson Mandela: South African politician
18. Galileo Galilei: Italian physicist
19. Julius Caesar: Roman emperor
20. Joseph Stalin: Soviet leader
Based on this, good or bad…who has had the biggest influence on your life? It could be a celebrity, but it doesn’t have to be! Here are the texts we got:
Im Influenced by different things than others,LayneStaley's mother Nancy is an inspiration to me.She faces Laynes death everyday to help others survive~KrisCort
My boss is my biggest influence. The man is a self made millionaire and he would give the shirt off his back to anyone.
Your kids if you have them. Every decision you make after having them is made with their interest and growth is your influence one way or another
My great grand father ( I never met him). He was an innovator, industrious, generous and loving. He worked till the day he died. Literally! left his family with such an example on how to live and love life and to enhance the lives of those who he came in contact with.
My son is my biggest influence. He's the reason I got my S together, and started taking life seriously.- Chris B.
Vicky Barcelona everytime she says "Ay, Papi!"
My father he is the reason I have joined the seattle maritime academy. Its different work plus get to sail the world
Tim maclarath lead singer of rise against hes the one that inpiered me to play guitar and push my self to be the best I can be- patrick from auburn
Unfortunately you guys have had quite the influence on me. I've been listening since freshman year of high school and I'm 24 now. Thanks for effing me up!
The Beatles are the most influential people to me. Without them, I wouldn't love and/or make music. Without them, music wouldn't be what it is.
BJ has been a grate influence on my life. Because of his boom boom play list, I made my own and it works every time.
Drew says rocco siffredi taught me how to treat a lady right
Today’s video Blog features the music of The Jilly Rizzo...The STP-Cast welcomed The Jilly Rizzo on the show. Here they are performing "Black Baby's Cuter Than A White Baby." This is Dick Rossetti's new band, and you can see them at The Tractor Tavern with The Cherry Poppin' Daddies tomorrow night! Get more info on The Jilly Rizzo here: www.facebook.com/TheJillyRizzo
Last night a few of us from my Beer League Hockey team – The Tacoma Donkeys (www.facebook.com/tacomadonkeys) went to the Showare Center to watch the T-Birds take on the Everett Silvertips. What a great game…The T-Birds were up 3-0 quick…and then Everett came back, only for the T-Birds to score a couple more and win the game 5-3!
The best part of the game…it was “2 For Tuesday” – 2 tix for the price of one, 2 dollar beers, 2 dollar hot dogs. I say yes to all of the above! Plus there was a fight during the game…I have a new favorite T-Bird, Mitch Elliot….
In a new survey, 96% of people say they've gone into work hungover the day after the company Christmas party, or know a coworker who has. That means only 4% HAVEN'T seen a post-Christmas party hangover. The survey also found 59% of people have seen a coworker get drunk and aggressive at the Christmas party . . . 51% have seen a coworker unnecessarily cursing at the party . . . and 45% have seen someone do something else INAPPROPRIATE. The survey didn't ask how many people had been fired or seen someone fired over what they did at the party . . . but we're guessing it's not zero.
So this survey says that 45% of us have seen a co-worker do something inappropriate at the office Christmas party…what about you? What did you see…OR…what did you do at the Office Christmas party? Here are the texts we received:
I once took a shot of tequila with a girls glass eye in it at a company Xmas party
The company I work for cant have Christmas parties anymore because they turn into wife swapping parties
We had a dance floor and one of the customer service girls was trashed and didnt realize that her boobs kept falling out of her dress while dancing.....
I was working at a phone company got bombed ended up sleeping with my supervisor......ended up with crabs...good times.
Saw my best friend snort cocaine off the owners daughters backside
I went to the party with my boyfriend at the time, we got into a fight, he left, i went home with my manager ...
At my xmas party, I had a few drinks and almost stabbed my boss in the hand with my steak knife because he got too close to my food. Amber in Shelton
A coworker called my boss a cheap bastard and even tried to take a swing at him. He was then put in a headlock and thrown out. He got to keep his job.
We found the intern doing his handy business in the bosses office when he was drunk.
At a company party my boss peed herself. We had a bunch of drinks and she started dancing around and eventually. She says there for few minutes and then said "I peed" boy did she.
No joke slept with my boss' daughter on her desk in the managers office
A coworker who is actually pretty hot felt the need to show everyone her new va- JJ piercing
I snuck in a half gallon of captain Morgan's and did the dirty with the office hottie on the copy machine.
Tonight is the record $500 MILLION Powerball drawing. We all got tickets…and I have 10 chances at winning 500 Million Bucks! Sadly, our odds of winning are one in 175 million. Those aren't very good, so here are five expert tips for winning tonight's Powerball.
1. Don't bother letting the machine pick random numbers. Customized numbers have the same chance of winning.
2. But don't pick popular lucky numbers like seven or numbers under 31, because those could be birthdays. More people will have those numbers and could end up splitting the jackpot with you. You're hoping you have obscure numbers, and they hit.
3. The only way to increase your real odds? Buying more tickets.
4. Don't pick the same number for the Powerball every time.
5. And finally, make sure if you're in a lottery pool, you send photo proof of the tickets you bought for the group and ones you bought for yourself. You don't need the inevitable lawsuit if that line is blurred.
Tonight is the record $500 MILLION Powerball drawing…did you buy a ticket? What would you do if you won? Would you quit your job? Here are the texts we got:
If I were to win the big jackpot, I would buy a racing car and try to go pro.
Would give 1 Mill each to 10 of my closest relatives. Pay for college for each of my siblings, their kids and my kids. Then it is retirement for me ~biscuit
My master is a titanic douche and won't share his winnings with me, so I'm going to use the money to find a master who won't violate me any more. –Lulu
If i won ..i would walk up and punch my boss in the face.. I have to deal with his crap daily& he is truely an idiot but i don t tell him..
We bought as a group from the office. I'd pay off all my debt and my moms then pay off my aunt and uncles homes. Donate 25% to charity and throw a HUGE party
I'd buy a ton of land. Make it a reserve, rescue animals, give the parents their retirement, travel, pay for me niece and nephews to go to college, invest some save a bunch. Buy everyone I know some stuff maybe cars with a couple grand. And pay off the Jimi Hendrix park! Jesse in Puyallup
If i won the 500 mil (250) i would buy hidden home and grow weed and import hot bitches daily maybe bring bj and crew to my place for live show and BEER!!!
I would buy out BJ's neighbors just so I could annoy him everyday
I would definitely keep working but I would choose a job that I loved and was passionate about instead of just 1 to pay the bill
Today's video blog is an Intern Challenge...Our intern, The Prodigy, has 60 seconds to find someone to do a Turkey impression for him...will he do it?
All day today we are celebrating what would have been Jimi Hendrix’s 70th Birthday. All day you will hear your favorite Hendrix songs, and don’t forget to pick up the Jimi Hendrix “I Am Experienced” Shirt in the Rock Shop here: http://www.kisw.com/pages/14162126.php? Proceeds from this shirt will go towards the $2 million goal to create and finish the Jimi Hendrix Memorial park in Seattle.
I was screwing around on You Tube, and came across this cool interview Jimi did with Dick Cavett way back in the day…
His performance of Hear My Train A Comin' is just awesome…enjoy!
We got a text yesterday about how we are celebrating Jimi Hendrix day.
“Guys – I think it’s safe to say that Jimi is the pride of the Northwest. But who do you think is a close second?”
Based on this text… It could be a person, place, or thing… who or what else would you put on that list? Here are some of the texts we got:
Bruce lee
Kurt Cobain
Kathy goertzen
No doubt about it BIG LO. He does so much for the communities and is an awesome friend RED
Dicks! Because everybody loves some good Dicks
Wrestling fan here - gotta go with Daniel Bryan! Aberdeen represent!
Easy guys JP Patches!
Gary Ridgeway
Pat O'Day. Everything he did for music in the Northwest definitely deserves recognition. Also STP because he is paid to speak. –Bjorn
My personal opinion for the Pride of the NW is the up and coming rapper Macklemore.
Bill gates Microsoft
Kasey Keller
Come on give it up to MT Rainier and rainier beer
Hands down kisw and bikini baristas
RANDY THE NATURAL COUTURE Lynnwood, W.A.
Enumclaw horses! - Adam from West Seattle
Hope Solo. Female goal keeper for the womens US national soccer team. She's from Washington
Anna Faris
Captin Phil from deadliest catch
Gum wall nastiest thing I have ever seen. Every time we walk by it I try to push my wife into it
Without question the space needle
The 12th Man. We cause earthquakes.
A new survey has figured out the top 15 things most men don't know about their wives. Here's the list.
1. Her cell phone number. 54% of men don't know it.
2. Her favorite song, 54%.
3. Bra size, 39%.
4. The specific date you met, 35%.
5. Favorite perfume, 34%.
6. Where she went to school, 28%.
7. Her favorite clothing store, 24%.
8. Shoe size, 23%.
9. Dress size, 23%.
10. Underwear size, 20%.
11. Who she considers her best friend, 20%.
12. Her allergies, 20%.
13. HER BIRTHDAY, 12%.
14. Her natural hair color, 11%.
15. Her official job title, 10%.
The things on this list are pretty tame…but what about the more juicy stories? Hell…I came across a story of a guy in Belgium that after 19 years of marriage he just found out that he is married to a man! His wife got a sex change before they met, and when he heard of the rumors that she was once a “he”…he confronted her and she admitted that she did. She went so far to pretend that she had periods to make it seem more real! Well this 64 year old guy is now seeing a therapist and is trying to have the marriage annulled. Ouch!
Now that is a “juicy” story! What about you? Whether it be your current relationship or a past one…What is something about your partner that you were shocked to find out? Or…what is something that your partner would be shocked to find out about you? Here are the texts we got…
About 4 months ago I found out my ex-wife was a member of a sex club during our entire relationship. Bitch never invited me to go!
My girlfriend would be shocked that I've had 5 threesomes
I was shocked to find out my wife once had 2 one night stands in the same night. Within an hour if each other.
The lady I was seeing said she a good christian was sleeping with about 10 guys and might lose her kids
Found out a year after my then 6 month pregnet girlfriend is my cousin by marriage. Lol
My wife would be pissed if she found out how much money i spend on WHORES!.... And penicillin. Good times, great oldies.
My girl was surprised to see I have grey hair..... I shave my head.
Found out a week ago that my gf shot an amateur porn with a past bf and put it online on purpose.
I found out that when my husband was 15 he dated a 25 year old!
I'm sure my husband would be surprised at all the kinky stuff I'd done with previous boyfriends. Ropes, handcuffs, knives...
My boyfriend and husband would both be pissed if they knew we were all slightly related
Today’s Video Blog is another fun live performance for the Jilly Rizzo! The STP-Cast welcomed The Jilly Rizzo on the show. Here they are performing "His n' Hirsute". This is Dick Rossetti's new band, and you can see them at The Tractor Tavern with The Cherry Poppin' Daddies this Friday night. Get more info on The Jilly Rizzo here: www.facebook.com/TheJillyRizzo
I hope everyone had an awesome Thanksgiving weekend…I know I did!
The weekend started on Wednesday night, as my wife and I hit the town…we made the trek from Puyallup to Seattle to see my friend’s band play at the Triple Door. My bud Brent, and his band – Brent Amaker and The Rodeo played to a packed room, and wow…this was one of the best shows I have seen in a long time. These guys seriously put on a show…
Not only do they look sharp, but they had a burlesque dancer on stage for a couple songs, and that didn’t suck…and they had two male dancers on stage too…it was so random, yet very entertaining. One of the coolest moments was during their instrumental song “Times To Set Things Straight”, Brent sat down and ate a steak…only to get up to say the one line (Times To Set Things Straight) a couple times during the song. It was awesome…
I noticed on Brent’s Facebook page he posted a close up of that moment…check it out, and props to Greg Roth from www.SeattleMusicInsider.com for the sweet picture.
I was stoked that they played this song at the show…
Thanksgiving day was awesome…it features the 3 F’s: Family, Food, and Football! You can’t go wrong when you have turkey to eat!
I know a lot of you were wondering what our pup wore for Thanksgiving…here she is in her Thanksgiving outfit:
My wife sent me this awesome pic this morning…yesterday we put the X-0Mas lights up and decorated the house…apparently Lulu is really into our Snowman…
This year's Black Friday saw its usual nationwide string of idiocy and violence. Here are some of the "highlights" . . .
A 34-year-old Massachusetts man went to K-Mart for their midnight deals, and took his girlfriend's two-year-old son. But after getting a 51-inch TV, he FORGOT the kid . The police found the boy in the parking lot at about 1:30 A.M.
In San Antonio, a man tried to jump the line . . . so another person in line PULLED A GUN on him. The line jumper took cover behind a refrigerator, and fortunately no shots were fired.
At a Walmart in Mississippi, someone dropped a HOG-IN-HEAT SCENT BOMB to try to get other people to leave the store. Apparently it smells like hog pee. There's no word on how many people it drove out of the store.
A video surfaced from a Walmart in Georgia where people pushed, elbowed, and fought over a crate of cell phones. Here is the video:
Based on these Black Friday stories…what is your Black Friday story? Did you see something crazy? Did you get a great deal? Did you miss out on a deal? Here are the texts we got:
I was in like at Target, and the lines wrap through the store. When we reached the wine isle, the lady behind me opened a bottle and drank it while in line. She paid for the empty bottle when we reached the registers.
I live in Covington wa about three blocks from Walmart. Even before midnight a 71 yr old man had ran over someone and they had to get air lifted out. But plus side got my 50 inch tv for $298
I wrk at southcenter best buy, people were camping, with tents!, the Monday before
On the line for best buy on black friday i saw this chick with her roughly 3 month old son breast feeding right in the middle of everyone. what made it horrible is the fact it is 11:30 pm and freezing cold outside. glad she is not my mom.
I worked retail on black friday last year. 1chick hit me w a shoe, an old lady called me a stupid cow & a kid knocked down & shattered a glass display. ~Chris
I got a sweet brand new PS3 bundle for $199. I saved $70! I only waited an hour in line!
I went to wal mart on black friday just to cause trouble! Fight through the crowds and pushing people out of the way even though i don't want anything. Haha
I stood in line for 10 hours at a store for there first 600 people giveaway, being within the first 100 people and I only got a 5 dollar gift certificate.
I heard on the news some guy urinated on the sidewalk to save his place in line
Larry Hagman . . . J.R. Ewing from "Dallas" . . . passed away on Friday of complications from throat cancer. He was 81. He'd been fighting it for the past 13 months. Hagman's breakout role was on the 1965 sitcom "I Dream of Jeannie", but he gained huge notoriety as J.R. on "Dallas" -- a character that people loved to hate. Based on this…what fictional character do you love to hate? Here are the texts we got:
Lori Grimes of TWD.
right now would have to be Merl from walking dead. Hate him but would hate to see him go.
Clay from SOA. That Rat Bastard is so easy to hate. Ron Pearlman on the other hand is an awesome actor& plays the part to the hilt.
I love to hate clay from Sons Of Anarchy. The guy is selfish, twisted and all about business. he gets to slay Katey Sagal and she is one of the hottest milfs on TV
That dude in the Facebook movie was such a douche bag I can't stand him now. I chalk that up to great acting, but sucks for him.
The entire cast of Jersey shore, maybe not fictional but definitely fake!!
I love to hate Vickie Guerrero on WWE
Cersi from game of thrones- Amanda
Ari gold from entourage
Definately "Syler" from the show heros. Mike...
Wallowitz and Sheldon on Big Bang. I would to throw a beating on those 2 every show. Love to watch anyway.
Nelly Olson from little house on prairie
Hey guys. I love to hate CM Punk and all the other Paul Heyman guys. -âJames in North Bend
Nancy from weeds. If she really loved her kids she would just get an honest job.
I hate The Peanutbutter Monster that hides in my Daddy's pants AHHHHHHHH! - Lulu
Today’s video blog features some great local music featured on my podcast! The STP-Cast welcomed The Jilly Rizzo on the show. Here they are performing "Shuttlecock Of Love." This is Dick Rossetti's new band, and you can see them at The Tractor Tavern with The Cherry Poppin' Daddies. Get more info on The Jilly Rizzo here: www.facebook.com/TheJillyRizzo
Today is Black Friday…hopefully you are staying safe on this day! Why would I hope safety on your soul? Well…watch these “classic” moments of some overzealous Black Friday shoppers!
You have probably heard about how much I LOVE my ROKU player…I finally am able to watch Netflix and Hulu Plus on my TV as opposed to my laptop (I hate watching TV on my laptop…I bought a 42 inch TV for a reason after all haha). Get info on ROKU at www.ROKU.com. Here is a video of me hooking a few of the guys up on the show with a ROKU player…if you want to win a ROKU, watch towards the end of the video as I give you a way to text in to win one!
This morning we wound up talking about a talented artist in town named Cliff Maynard. Not only is an amazing tattoo artist at my buddy (and my tattoo artist) Tony Mitchell’s Tattoo shop in Port Orchard – Tony’s Tried & True Tattoo (www.tonystriedandtrue.com), but he is also a “chronic artist”. What does that mean…seriously, you have to check this out! Cliff makes art from burnt/used roach paper. He takes all of these little pieces of paper and glues them together to make some insanely awesome artwork. He has been featured in High Times magazine for what he does…check out this Jimi Hendrix piece that he made:
We were we wondering if he colors any of the paper, but after going to his site, www.chronic-art.com , I learned that he doesn’t…the coloring is from the variety of color tones that the paper makes from being smoked. Talk about recycling! Wow…here is a pic of the process to make these roach paper mosaics:
A recent survey was done on the big BURNING QUESTION of Thanksgiving:
What are you most thankful for this year? The top answer was family, and health came in second. God came in third, and friends came in fourth.
They also asked what Thanksgiving food is a must-have? Turkey was rated the most "must-have" food. Stuffing came in second, mashed potatoes were third, pie was fourth, and yams or sweet potatoes were fifth.
Based on this…finish this sentence: “I am thankful for _____.” Here are the texts we got:
I'm thankful for guns and coffee
Im thankful for jack daniels honey and halo 4 -every single guy thhs holiday season-
Wakeing up in the morning next to my loved one
The men's room , your show and that d bag castle
I'm thankful for easy hot chicks who work at department stores and have no issue going lesbian with me in a dressing room. :) –KB
I'm thankful for parenting plans cause with out them I'd never get to see my 2 beautiful boys
I am thankful I survived a brain aneurysm and that my crazy ex wife is finally gone. Haha. Dan in Everett
Birth control-raw dawg pilgrim
I'm thankful for peanut butter –lulu
Speaking of Lulu…check this out! We have an escape artist on our hands. My wife left the house for less than 2 hours, and when she came back…she was greeted by our pup Lulu. Here is the problem…when we leave the house for a couple hours or less, we put Lulu in a crate….well apparently Lulu has been working on an escape plan, and it came to fruition yesterday!
It’s funny…I showed this picture to some of my hockey buds when I got this pic texted to me from my wife…and one of the guys asked me what kind of vicious dog do I have…I then showed him a picture of the “vicious” Lulu!
A new study broke down women's online dating profiles and found the words that are most likely to help you get dates. Here are the top 10 most desirable words a woman can use to describe herself:
Guys...what should women put in their profile to get your attention? Ladies...what words should a guy put in a dating profile to get your attention? Here are some of the texts we received:
No holes barred
Motivated, dependable, trustworthy
"Durable"
How bout young & hung.
It's nice to see "employed" on a woman's profile
No gag reflex
Intelligent humorous and active ~biscuit
8.5" long. Enough said :)
Today's video blog is part 2 of BJ & STP's adventure in New Orleans.
We are back from New Orleans… wow, I have to say that besides Hawaii…New Orleans is the coolest place I have ever visited. It’s like Vegas, only more fun…less club going douche-baggery …and more culture. The Area around Bourbon Street just feels historic while walking around…plus it has the greatest name for what I imagine is a legit massage place:
Not only is the night life one of a kind, but I was in heaven with all the food we had… especially the Po’Boy. I had a shrimp Po’Boy, an Oyster Po’Boy, and Roast beef Po’Boy…I was all about the Po’Boys! Plus I tried something I would never have guessed I would try…Alligator meat! We went to a place called SoBou that had Alligator meat sausages…
For those wondering. Alligator meat sausages taste like sausages. Crazy, I know!
The true highlight was Bourbon Street…talk about a great time… First off…I swear Strip Clubs are like Starbucks over there…wherever you look there was a strip club…it was hilarious…plus strippers are just hanging outside trying to get people to swing in…
Of course we had to get a Hurricane drink…and where better to get it than Pat O’Briens….which quickly became my favorite bar in New Orleans!
I posted this picture on Facebook, and how awesome is this…the manager at Pat O’Briens saw the tweet (I didn’t tag them, he did a search for “Bourbon Street” and saw the picture), he tweeted us to say hi if we came back, and we did. Next thing you know, Scott is hanging with us, treating us to drinks, and sharing some great stories. Many businesses can learn from what Scott did…the guy is a great dude, and if you ever go to New Orleans…you HAVE to hang out at Pat O’Briens…we had a blast there!
These next set of pictures pretty much sums up the rest of our time there…
I do want to give a shout out to our “posse”—while at the Talk Radio convention, we spent a lot of time with these guys…and when we weren’t boozed up…it was awesome to pick their minds. Graham from the BBC, Rick from Radio Australia, and Perry who writes for a great Radio trade magazine, and he also works with The Nerdist, Chris Hardwick, on many of his products.
Props to our Kiwi buddy Rick for taking us to Fritzels…which was an awesome jazz bar…some awesome Nawlins Jazz going down there!
The trip home was brutal…I summed it up best in this Tweet, as I dealt with a crying kid behind me on the plane to LA…and the kid wasn’t the actual frustrating person in the row behind me.
We saw this a few times, where parents were losing their minds over their young child’s antics on a plane. Here is a news flash for those parents – Your child or baby does not like to fly! What kid wants to be bound in a chair for hours…what kid likes all that air pressure on their ears. Hell, I’m an adult (at least in age) and I hate that part of flying.
We made it home yesterday, and even though I loved the trip…great food, great company, great lessons learned, great drinks, really great drinks, and a set of beads to the head…I sure was happy to see this as we flew in…
Yesterday I get this text from Topshelf...it's a video. I alwways have to think twice before watching a video that Topshelf sends me...who knows if it was actually meant for his wife, and he's doing a Brett Favre impression. This time...it was safe for my eyes though...it's about Brad Keselowski winning the NASCAR Sprint Cup title....
There is a great comment on You Tube from ShooboxxTV that simply says:
Wow toppy. Just wow
I agree 100%!
On Friday, Hostess announced they were officially shutting down, and they immediately stopped producing Twinkies, Ding Dongs, and Ho Ho…which sparked a nationwide panic. Apparently some people started flocking to grocery stores to buy Twinkies . . . to HOARD them or sell them on eBay at ridiculously inflated prices. We heard reports that boxes of Twinkies were selling for hundreds of dollars on eBay, but here is the dumb part of that…The Hostess brands are going to be auctioned off and someone is going to buy Twinkies. The majority of people are speculating that they will be back at some point.
We need to bid on this auction! I could see the change in name’s now…
--BJ’s Twinkies
--Vickie’s Ho Ho’s
--And Steve’s Ding Dongs. Eventually I will phase out the word Ding, and it will be Styeve’s Chocolate Dongs. Waka Waka!
Based on the fact that People are hoarding Twinkies now that Hostess is shutting down…what about you…whether it be food or anything else, what is that ONE thing that you can’t live without? Here are the texts we got:
Condoms. 36 years old, and no kids. Thank you Tom Leykis.
Bimbo makes comparable snack cakes.. a little different... usually better.
My direct Tv NFL. Package. Sly
Bacon! -Kiana
Apollos pizza in Olympia!
Reese's BIG cups the 2pack.. Guilty pleasure RED
I would be very upset if dr pepper stopped producing its product. Cajun
Who is. Gonna put their name on the ho ho's?(I vote Vicky –stp)
Toppys sno-ball gags
If coffee in general was going out of production, I would hoard the hell out of it!!
Buffalo chicken wings!!
I couldn't live without your show!! It's actually helping me acclimitize moving Philly from Olympia. Loveyou guys. ~Christine~
I would freak out if they quit making peanut butter - Lu Lu
The Website EgoTastic.com put together a list of 10 Chick Flicks that guys LOVE, but refuse to admit watching… Ego-Tastic says, “Every guy has a chick flick he'll ADMIT to watching. Usually, it's "Jerry Maguire" or "The Princess Bride"…But what about chick flicks guys love but WON'T admit they watch?”
Based on this list of 10 Chick Flicks that guys LOVE, but refuse to admit watching… It doesn't have to be a chick flick but finish this sentence... "I refuse to admit it but I loved _____". Here are the texts we received:
While trying to stay up to sneak over to my girlfriends i watched all of 27 dresses:// from Jordan
Buffy the vampire slayer. So cheesy but I love Joss Whedon! ~Christine~
I will never admit it but P.S. I Love You was a great movie
Why not.... Man I really love the movie, Legally Blond. I know too many lines from that movie. And Stiflers Mom is in it!
I hate to admit I love Bon Jovi's hits. I don't own any albums though. This comming from a guy who primarily listens to hard rock & metal -Marlow in Tacompton-
Im a guy and i love Legally Blonde. That movie is hilarious!
Sweet home alabama... Watch it all the time... I am a 41 yearold guy...
I hate to admit it but I like to watch lifetime movies.
I am a straight male and like watching glee
Taylor swift....plus I wanna do her
I LOVE SEX IN THE CITY! FROM TIM MILL CREEK.
Today's Video Blog features some of the fun BJ and I had in New Orleans. This is part one...part two will be up tomorrow!
On Monday we talked about a story about a lady named Peggy Ray -- she is the Marysville woman that stopped at the scene of an awful accident over the weekend to help an elderly couple were stuck in a car. As she was helping out, someone went into her car and took $900 out of her purse. She just got the money out of the bank and it was her rent money for her and her family (they have 6 teenage kids).
We talked to her that morning and BJ gave her the $900 that was stolen from her, it was a great moment….here is Vicky B delivering that check to Peggy!
So I mentioned how much I LOVE my ROKU player…I am 100% even more obsessed now. As you know, I am a huge wrestling fan, and thanks to my ROKU…I can now watch all these great wrasslin’ documentaries on my TV. Get more info on www.ROKU.com. I just watched Card Subject To Change…have you seen this? It’s on Netflix…it’s all about Indy wrestling…
I also watched a great documentary about Bret Hart and the infamous moment where he was screwed…the Montreal Screw Job! Its called Wrestling with Shadows…check this out on Netflix too!
A lot of people say that TV these days contributes to the “dumbing” down of society…but I question that after seeing this hilarious video. Lets go back to 1984….
C’mon….how hard up for a story were they for a story on that episode? Or…based on Bryant Gumbels reaction…the only reason they had her on was to completely laugh at her…and if that is the reason, I respect that. Satan Lives…haha…priceless!
A new survey has ranked the top 10 things that make people happy at work . . . and getting along with coworkers came in FIRST. It even beat out making a good salary, which came in third. Here's the full top 10 . . .
1. Getting along with coworkers.
2. Feeling valued.
3. Having a good salary.
4. Good hours.
5. Good vacation and benefits.
6. Getting along with management.
7. Low day-to-day stress.
8. A decent commute.
9. A productive work environment.
10. The location.
So this begs the question…what is it about your job that you love? Or…what do you hate about your job? Here are the texts we got:
Love my job. Working with kids is great, but 12 grand a year SUCKS.
I live in Seattle and work in silverdale, so my 2.5 hour bus/ferry/car commute is what I hate the most. Even worse when I have nothing to do at work.
I Valet at a Casino i hate workingin the rain love the tips
Like? Sex with my boss. Dislike? EVERYTHING else.
I love my job because I only have to deal with 2 people. The CEO and VP. Both actually give a S about employees who bust there ass and get things done. Not to mention free coffee!
Im a barista and I love my customers, they ate the only reason I still work there. The owners are total noobs they have no idea how to run a business
I work in retail and I HATE how stupid customers really are. They ask a question then treat you like a complete idiot when you give them an honest answer or they start going off when you try to help them. I do like the people I work with though. They are all great.
I climb and work on cell towers.. and i love the views. Hate climbing them! Haha
Love having hot as hell coworker who wears her heels and short skirts every day
The hottest woman I've ever met works the front desk. It's awesome
I work at the y, so much booty
My job is awesome because I work at IMDb at Amazon. Our CEO takes us all out for movies & dinners the whole week he's in town. I feel so spoiled! Meenah-Redmond
Here is the most random study ever! The University of California, San Francisco for some reason did a big study on the different ways we Americans INJURE OUR GENITALIA. From 2002 to 2010, they found that about 16,000 Americans went to the emergency room for genitalia injuries. 69% were male. And the top seven most common things that caused those injuries were . . .
1. Bicycles.
2. Razors, scissors, and clippers.
3. Zipper injuries.
4. Falling in the bathroom.
5. Playing basketball.
6. Playing baseball or softball.
7. Skiing and snowboarding.
What about you? How did you hurt your genitals? Or…what is the oddest way you have injured yourself on any part of your body? Here are the texts we got:
Two words: his junk, my braces! <3 Sexy Sandy
My dad once got his junk stuck on a frozen pole like that kid who got his tongue stuck in the Christmas Story movie. Tequilla was involved
I spilled a bowl of top ramen on mine Holy shit did i get one big blister
My buddy tried to light a fart in the nude thinking he would get better flame distance when the hair from his "bean bag" were caught in the fire and got 2nd degree burns.
Personally, I had to talk to my gyno about cervical pain. Turns out, my fiance is too big in the pants to be as rough as we are. Whoops! ~Christine~
Todays video blog is an Intern Challenge! This weeks Intern Challenge is in honor of Soundgarden releasing their new CD yesterday, King Animal. Our intern, The Prodigy, has 60 seconds to find someone that can finish averse to the Soundgarden song "Black Hole Sun"...will he do it?
So Richard Sherman was already my favorite Seahawk…I love that guy, but we got this Tweet from Elise which gives me another reason to be a fan of #25!
2 reasons that is awesome…the fact that he is cool to his fans, and the fact that he eats at DICKS! Give me a Deluxe! BJ then responded to the tweet to invite Richard on the show…and I in turn invited Richard to go to Dicks with me. Hell, I’ll treat!
Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 is out today—and one in four gamers responded to an IGN (Imagine Games Network) poll by saying they would be calling in sick to play it. Based on this…What was one thing or activity was so awesome that it made you call in sick?
My husband and I seriously almost called in sick to play Halo 4.
When quake 2 came out on pc, I got suspended from school on purpose so i could game online on my 33.3 modem for 2 weeks;p ~Kris Cort
I work in retail and plan to call in sick on Black Friday so I can go to Apple Cup.
I called in sick to be a in studio guest on your show when i turned 28. That was a good day! Even tho i woke up at 430 to make 100 lumpia to bring to the show. Thanks guys! Your friendly neighborhood rockaholic, Webhead
Wakein up with a woman in my bed. Chris, Anacortes
KCDennis would & has called in sick to go drink gin or go to a NASCAR race! Go Royals!!!!!!!! 2013 world champs!!!!!!!!
I called in sick to watch the last day of the OJ Simpson trial Jo
Opening day of crabbing season. Love them crabs. Specially when ya get to catch them yourself. Steelers suck!
Parent's had tickets for Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith. They called my school to tell them I was sick. Was awesome my parent's did that in '05 Brett M.
I am 27 years old and very successful and mature but every year I call in sick for my bday because it falls the day after the twilight movie midnight premiers:)
Called in sick to go to Pain in the Grass 2011 w/ Korn !
I will call in sick for anything seahawks. Also lost a job because I called in sick for the super bowl. From Laura
I wanted to call in sick today to play black ops, but I know u guys would talk about it, and my boss listen s, and he would put 2 and 2 together, thanks guys
We came across a couple of interesting stories about scamming!
Last week, a 74-year-old man from Miami was in Orlando, and tried to scam his way into Epcot for free . . . by flashing a fake badge, and claiming he was undercover and pursuing a suspect inside. When he was approached by a sheriff's deputy . . . the man admitted he wasn't an officer. He got his fake badge for contributing to a nonprofit group called the American Federation of Police. He was arrested for unlawful use of a police badge, falsely impersonating an officer, and petty theft.
And….There is a story on KING 5’s website about scammers that are using soldiers pictures to scam women into sending them money. In one instance, a scammer used Army Major Gordon Hannett's Facebook pictures to create a profile on dating websites and on Facebook seeking, quote, "an honest, trust(ing), caring, nice woman to call my own." They then connect with women and ask for money so that they can visit. Major Hannett said that he has heard from over 300 people on Facebook at this point, and he is hardly alone. Everyday the higher-ups here JBLM hear from more and more soldiers and civilians complaining that they've been scammed.Major Hannett is doing his best to warn these women online and most of them now know of the scam. He's also contacted the FBI only to be told they don't have the resources to track down these scammers, many of them half a world away.
Based on the two stories we came across regarding scamming…when were you the scammer or when were you scammed? Here are the texts we received:
When I was stationed in the gulf, there was a fan website for my ship that civilians could write to a random sailor. I created a few email templates to host them to send me snacks, toiletries, etc. Eventually I would start asking for porn from some, and I actually got a few. Score. -the DV
I met a wowan on match.com. She was a scam artist. She was still married. She conned me out of $500,000 after we got married. She filed for divorce out of state. Claiming she lived in that state. Hahaha. Screwed me big time Going to court!
Someone called my gramma telling her I was in jail in cali for a dui. Someone posed as me on the phone telling her to bail me out. They asked for 1200.00 money order, which she sent them. They told her not to ask me about it bc I wouldnt want to talk about it and might even deny it. I had to convince her I hadnt been in jail. I was at home sleeping the whole time. Ryan in union.
I was a seattle night club smoking a cigg out side when a man walked up to me and asked if I needed anything. So I bought a a twenty bag of green. After buying a huge del mar burrito at the hotel room I find that the green was doug fir.. I was pissed...
When she said she didn't want kids now married with 2 ha !!! Scammed
My grandmother almost got scammed. She got a call from australia from a guy claiming to be me (her grand son) and asked for $ because I was in a bad car wreck. Like $2500. My grandma was on the was to the bank and decided to call me on my cell to check. Smart old lady... Glad she called
I bought what I thought was Molly. Turned out to be salt pills.
Today's Video Blog features random pictures that Crazy Sheri sent us!
Huge props to BJ. I don’t know if you heard of this story that happened over the weekend, but Peggy Ray from Marysville stopped at the scene of an awful accident where an elderly couple were stuck in a car to help out. This woman seriously went into heroic mode – she helped break out a window, she cut her hand on shattered glass, and made sure that the woman stayed conscious, etc. As she was helping out, someone went into her car and took $900 out of her purse. She just got the money out of the bank and it was her rent money for her and her family (they have 6 teenage kids). What kind of awful person would do that? Ugh. Well…we had her on the show this morning, and BJ offered to give her $900…granted it comes from my salary and now my wife is geeting nothing for Christmas…ok, I’m kidding about that. It was a pretty emotional moment, and huge props to BJ for doing something this thoughtful. Here is the full story…it’s an insane story!
Is it me…or are we watching the evolution of a superstar in Golden Tate? I love watching this guy make magic on their field…not only did he have some big plays as a wide receiver…but how about his TD pass to Sidney Rice in the Hawks win over the J-E-T-S-JETS yesterday! The first half was a little stressful, but along with Russell Wilson and Marshawn Lynch, the Seahawks improved to 5-0 at home with a 28-7 victory. I have to say that this is the most fun I have had watching the Hawks since the last time they went 5-0…oh, that was 2005…when they went to the Superbowl!
More importantly, to me of course, my beer league team won our game last night 6-2 …the Tacoma Donkeys (www.facebook.com/tacomadonkeys) beat the Beavers!
According to a new survey, 72% of women and 65% of men say they LOVE IT when their significant other shows some signs of JEALOUSY. The main reason? We interpret jealousy as CARING. So if your significant other ISN'T jealous once in a while, it can be a sign they don't care. The survey also found 67% of both men and women admit they get jealous in their relationship.
Ok, this is plain dumb. I will never understand this logic. In order to feel cared for, you want to see your partner get jealous? Stupid. Stupid I tell you! Here’s a novel thought…COMMUNICATE! Tell you man or your woman that you care about them. Put them on a pedestal from time to time. Otherwise why the EFF are you even with them? Instead we playe jealous games to feel wanted.
That’s my 2 cents on this, but based on this study that says jealousy is good for your relationship… when did you or your partner have the worst display of jealousy? Here are some of the texts we got:
I was jealous when my boyfriend got turned on by the chick at the bar said she wanted to "F" her brother!!! I didn't keep that boyfriend after that night.
I'm a musician and when myspace was popular I had several female fans writing to me and leaving comments. My wife got so jealous that she logged into my account and deleted all my hot female fans. She didn't tell me until a few months later. I was never able to get all of those fans back. Pike in teverett
This weekend my girlfriend got drunk and made out with a super hot girl. I got jealous. Alex in Centralia
my ex told me i had to quit my job because i work with all guys at an oil change shop and he didnt approve
My wife had sex with my best friend, and each time I became more jelous. Very upsetting.
I used to work with one of the most beautiful women i have ever seen. My wife acused me of being with her. Felt good that my wife thought i had a shot with her.
Washington State Cougars star receiver Marquess Wilson has quit the team, and blamed the coaching staff , saying they"preferred to belittle, intimidate and humiliate us"…including physical abuse. In his statement, Wilson also said, “My teammates and I have endured this treatment all season long. It is not “tough love”. It is abuse. This abuse cannot be allowed to continue. I feel it is my duty to stand up and shed light on this situation by sacrificing my dreams, my education and my pride. I resign from this team. I am not a quitter. I was raised by my family, and many previous coaches to exhibit dedication and embrace sacrifice, but there comes a time when one has to draw a line in the sand.”
Based on this…whether it be because of a job or anything else…What was that moment that led to you quitting? Here are the texts we received:
I had a data entry job where my boss walked into my office with someone and discussed me like I was furniture without addressing me. Not worth the hour commute.
I worked at a dealership and had a mechanic that was a real jerk. He would try and start stuff all the time. I had to leave before I beat him to death
My boss made fun of someone with cancer, so i quit
For 12 months, I was harrased and badgered about my red hair at a job. I quit, and sued for prejudice and hostile work enviroment. $75k in my pocket bitches.
Boss was out of country and was calling my work cell phone at 11:00 pm! Then told me he had security cam in adjoining condo I was watching! Ya I quit! -Angela
Today’s Video Blog is the final video performance that Brent Amaker And The Rodeo did on the STP-CAST. This song is off their last record and is called “Saddle Up.” Check out Brent Amaker And The Rodeo at the Triple Door on 11/21 (www.thetripledoor.com). Get more info on BAR at www.BrentAmaker.com
Tough game for the Donkeys last night. My beer league hockey team (www.facebook.com/tacomadonkeys) lost 5-4 in a hard fought battle against the Stars…but the real story line was off the ice with our mascot – D.P. A picture taken a few weeks back ended up on our Facebook page which he took issue with:
Our mascot wound up showing up to the game, but he spent the entire game protesting:
Yesterday I posted a video of Brent Amaker And The Rodeo performing on the STP-CAST. Here is another song from that interview… here they are performing their song "Death Is Always Near". Check out Brent Amaker And The Rodeo at the Triple Door on 11/21 (www.thetripledoor.com). get more info on BAR at www.BrentAmaker.com
We got this text which led to an interesting topic….
Last week, I heard Steve mention that “Always Sunny is not as good as past seasons. I have to 100% agree with Steve, really great call.
For me, it’s "Family Guy" and "The Office", yet I still watch them.
--J.D.
Yes, I did say that about Sunny…I LOVE the show, and will continue to watch it, but this hasn’t been their best work as a whole. There have been some hilarious moments, but I feel like they have been swinging for the fences, and more often than not…striking out.
Based on this…What TV series do you continue to watch even though it keeps disappointing you? Here are the texts we received:
WWE. I've been watching Raw since 1998 and I'm saddened by some of the garbage they have. I understand WWEPG and all, but NXT is where it's at!
Lost disappointed me around season 3. Once they threw in time travel I thought it became a little ridiculous and it made it hard to relate, but I kept watching.
2 and a half men.. Ashton kutchner doesn't compare to Charlie sheen. Yet I still watch it.
Big bang. About twice a year they have an outstanding make u laugh till u hurt then the rest r all just okay
Dexter. Every other season seems to be crap. Especially after how epic last season was. It's hard to follow that.
I continue to watch WWE Friday Night SmackDown even though I think it has gone so far downhill that it may not recover -kevin
The Ultimate fighter. The fighters are d bags this season but I must watch it. Some will be in UFC so I like to see their early fights to prepare for Vegas bets
The Walking Dead. Season 2 was not great. Thankfully they look to be turning it around this season. Even if it gets boring though, I'll watch it. –Bjorn
Tna impact...great talent but horrible writing and too many fading stars. –mat
Today's Video Blog features me getting busted for "jamming" out to a song being played this morning.
This week on the STP-CAST, which is a podcast thet I do with Topshelf, The Rev, and Mono-Nick (and the douches that listen – the 5th Man), we had a good bud of mine on as a guest. My buddy Brent, is in a band called Brent Amaker and The Rodeo, and they came in to talk about their upcoming show at the Triple Door on Thanksgiving Eve , 11/21. This show sounds like a blast, and you can get tix at www.thetripledoor.com .
Brent’s band is so beyond cool..they are described as Johnny Cash meets Devo…a band that you would see most likely in a Quenton Tarentino film. While in studio, they played a song that hasn’t been released…it’s called “Boots” – which will be on their next CD called “Year Of The Dragon”, out next year. Check it out:
I have to share this video they made for a song off their last album, “Please Stand By” – it’s my favorite song off that record, it’s called “Man In Charge”, and I can’t put into words how awesome this video is!
On Thursday, police reported to a Starbucks in Florida after getting a call about a 29-year-old woman that was in the store . . . vigorously having her way with herself. When the cops got there, they found 29-year-old Jennifer Piranian at the Starbucks, still going to town down there. They also found a pipe in her purse covered in cocaine residue. Apparently they decided to waive any public indecency charges and just arrested her for drug possession and drug paraphernalia possession.
After talking about this story…we had to ask…whether it was by yourself or with someone…what was the most embarrassing place you were caught, or caught someone? Here are the texts we got:
I was caught squeezing my bananna in a camp ground shower stall when I was 14 by the park ranger because I forgot to lock the door. I almost died in that moment we shared the deer in headlights look at eachother.
I was in high school and my girlfriend and I were fooling around in the back seat of her car. We were busted by the park ranger. Good times!
The most embarrassing place I've been caught was at a friends bday party ... I was going at it with my gf in the restroom and my friends mom walked in onus... I was 18 at the time... We were so embarrassed we left the party immediately lol but it felt good... Haha rock on ... –Los
The most embarrassing acted I caught was a buddy of mine. Laying on his couch naked watching a porn on his 62 inch tv...door was unlocked so I just walked in...I should of knocked....LOL
Walked in on my aunt and uncle 69'ing ..... Coming home early was the worst idea ever!
My GF and I were caught by a Lk Stevens policeman in the Target parking lot. Luckily my wife never found out! ;)
There's a new website based on a conversation that happens to many couples. The husband does a basic chore, then brags about it. The wife tries to shut him up by saying, "What, you want a medal for that?"Well . . . now there's a new website called TheManMedals.Com. You can actually buy small medals to give to your husband for things like picking up dirty clothes, taking out the garbage, or changing the toilet paper roll. The medals cost $5 each. This is beyond stupid. Thant’s my 2 cents on this. But…it did lead to a fun topic…ladies…what would you give your man a “Man Medal” for? Guys…what do you deserve a “Man Medal” in? Here are the texts:
I deserve a man metal for putting up with my wife. the Geez
My man medal would be for pulling out! As I am 26 with no kids
I deserve a man medal for cooking. 3 meals a day for 2 people while we both work 40 hour weeks. I make food from scratch and often have wine or a homemade cocktail waiting for my wife since I get home first. –Bjorn
I am a single dad with 2 kids (7 & 4) one who happens to have autism I should get a man metal for being awesome
I deserve a man medal for fixing everything my wife breaks in out house.
Electronics, decorating crap, you name it I can and have fixed it. David in Bremerton
Sean the beer guy - I should get a man medal for knighting my wife. Also the up coming dong race if I win haha
Any and every man deserves a medal for going to the store to buy tampons. Is there anything worse? Gman Drew
Listening about your not real face book friends
I give my man Onehitwonder Wade a metal for being my super hero! He drives me and my kids everywhere and helps with everything!! --Wades Woman!!!
I would give my man a man medal for pleasing me in the bedroom! Kayty from Shelton
I once took a fat girl home from a bar so my buddy could sleep with her hot friend... If that doesnt earn me a man medal i dont know what does! #Sacrafice!
Today's Video Blog features Vicky B hitting the streets...no, get your head out of the gutter. On Tuesday night in Capitol Hill, people hit the streets to celebrate and party as Obama was re-elected as President, and it's looking likely that R-74 will pass in Washington...allowing same-sex couples to get married. Our very own Vicky B was there, and here is her report....
The elections were yesterday…and all day long there was coverage. I don’t get why people were sitting by their TV watching this like iot was a sporting event. I tuned in at around 8 PM, and was able to get what I needed without spending my day listening to boring political pundits analyzing each victory in each state.
I have to give a huge thanks to ROKU for saving me yesterday. Now that I have a ROKU player hooked up to my TV…I am able to stream so much content and was able to enjoy a political babble free day while watching a Hulk Hogan anthology on Netflix, as well as a documentary on Stone Cold. There are so many wrestling documentaries on Netflix, and now that I have a ROKU player hooked up to my TV in my living room, I can watch things on my TV as opposed to my laptop – which was why I didn’t have Netflix until now. Plus, the ROKU was super easy to hook up…it’s tiny, and withing a couple of minutes I had it hooked to my TV, patched into my WiFi, and BAM…Wrestling documentaries at my disposal! Check it out at www.ROKU.com . Look how small the player is…
The Motion Picture Association of America took a poll abou which FICTIONAL president America prefers…and the winner was President James Marshall from "Air Force One" . . . played by HARRISON FORD. MORGAN FREEMAN'S President Beck from "Deep Impact" came in second, while BILL PULLMAN'S President Whitmore from "Independence Day" finished third.
We asked the Rock-A-Holics…who would you put on this list…or…which celebrity do you think would make for a great President? Here are the texts we received:
Ben Aflek he's a boss
Abraham Lincoln from "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire hunter"
There is only one correct answer. President Skroob from Spaceballs. Mel Brooks is the man. -Bjorn
Chuck norris!!
Mother effin Samuel L Jackson for mother effin president!
Martin sheen west wing
Timothy Robbins as president in the second Austin powers movie
2006 Idiocracys President Camacho, Terry Crews. Thee Jayson of Bellingham
Harrison Ford best fictional prez ever because he kicked some ass. Rich in Tacoma
think Tom Hanks would make a great fictional president. Then he can bring Wilson with him as his VP.
Rocky Balboa all day!!!!! With Paulie as the VP and Mick as Secretary of State!!!
Larry the cable guy for president! Git er done!
Meatloaf
One thing that was worth watching during the election coverage was ABC News…did you see Diane Sawyer? I think she was popping the bubbly to celebrate 4 more years of Obama durning the coverage…
In a recent interview, JACK NICHOLSON says that he is not happy about his reputation as a womanizer . . . even though he admits it's true. He says, "I am an extreme person. If someone says, 'Jack, you are a womanizer,' I don't deny it. But the life of a gigolo always ends badly. That is one of the reasons I feel uncomfortable about all that 'sex legend' stuff."
Based on this, finish this sentence: “When it comes to _____, I’m a legend in my own mind.” Here are the texts we got:
I AM a legend, when it comes to drinking booze, and I can out-drink ANYBODY at KISW. Bring it on bitches!
Need for speed man. It's scary how good I am at that game. I'm not really even a gamer, it's just natural. -drew from Olympia
Fighting, I'm an up and coming amateur fighter looking to go pro soon
I am a legend at shotgunning beer! No one has ever beat me, not even this douche at a party who thought he could whoop me cuz I'm a girl. He ended up with beer all over his face and I continue my undefeated streak! -Jordan :)
Im a legendary pot head! I will out smoke Mono Nick.
In a recent interview, JACK NICHOLSON says that he is not happy about his reputation as a womanizer…even though he admits it's true. He says, "I am an extreme person. If someone says, 'Jack, you are a womanizer,' I don't deny it. But the life of a gigolo always ends badly. That is one of the reasons I feel uncomfortable about all that 'sex legend' stuff."
Based on this, finish this sentence: “When it comes to _____, I’m a legend in my own mind.” Here are the texts we got:
I AM a legend, when it comes to drinking booze, and I can out-drink ANYBODY at KISW. Bring it on bitches!
Need for speed man. It's scary how good I am at that game. I'm not really even a gamer, it's just natural. -drew from Olympia
Fighting, I'm an up and coming amateur fighter looking to go pro soon
I am a legend at shotgunning beer! No one has ever beat me, not even this douche at a party who thought he could whoop me cuz I'm a girl. He ended up with beer all over his face and I continue my undefeated streak! -Jordan :)
I'm a legendary Metallica fan. I live in Seattle but I've seen Metallica in northern Ireland, California, 3 times in Canada, Rio, and Seattle.
I am a legend at Air Hockey! Can you say Al Iafrate?
Today's Video Blog is an Intern Challenge! This weeks Intern Challenge is in honor of yesterday being Election Day. Our intern, The Prodigy, has 60 seconds to find someone that can prove that they voted (sticker, button, etc)....will he do it?
Today is the day…it’s election day! What does this mean…it means that after today, we can get back to normal on the Facebook and I can read about what you had for lunch, as opposed to your “deep” post about the election. I think I am staying off Facebook today, you are no better than the people that go door to door trying to get you to switch your religion. When has that worked? When has a Facebook status update changed someone’s mind? I’m guessing never. We get it…you have your finger on the pulse of politics…now shut up and post a picture of your sandwich.
I mentioned this morning that I would much rather see someone post “I like pudding, pudding is delicious. I put whipped cream on my pudding.” No joke…less than one minute after saying that, I saw this posted on my Facebook:
I did get a kick out of this story we came across -- There are a few random state and local ballot measures you might want to keep an eye on too. Two of them could affect your sex life and drug use. Measure B in Los Angeles County is asking voters whether to require condoms AND dental dams in porno. If it passes, either your porno will become worse . . . or the industry will leave L.A. This doesn’t affect me…dental dam or not, I typically fast forward through that scene – waka waka! Washington, Oregon, and Colorodo voters will get to vote to legalize ALL marijuana, not just medicinal marijuana. The results here could be a sign for the future of legalization all across the country. Oregon fixes its spelling mistakes. Turns out Oregon's state constitution has some SPELLING errors. Voters will get to decide whether to fix things, like the way they spelled "independent" with an "a" at the end instead of an "e."
Being that today is Election Day, and many people are volunteering to help encourage people to vote as they are passionate about the candidates or the causes they are voting for or against...based on this, it doesn't have to do with politics...what is something odd that you are passionate about? Here are the texts we got:
Duck hunting, can't get up to make it to work but I'm up and out the door at 4am to go hunt those little bastards. Matt in seattle
I am passionate about toppy's laugh!
Chocolate milk. –DV
Collecting action figures
Steve's mouth, boy got a purdy mouth
Lazy ass people leaving shopping carts in parking stalls.
I'm passionate about veins on men the more I can see on their arms the more I'm turned on!
I'm passionate about taking pictures of roadkill and dead animals. -Brie from Snohomish
Cooking baking and homebrewing. Yum...and sex
Infomercials I don't buy I just like watching them.
I keep spiders in jars. I am female.
A pizza delivery guy got back at a lady in Iowa that didn’t tip him by relieving himself on her door…he got busted by the surveillance camera and was subsequently fired! Chloe Teply said she didn’t tip due to being low on the dough, "It's just one of those things where unfortunately, I didn't have the money." Needless to say he was PISSED that he didn’t get a tip – waka waka! Based on this, finish this sentence: “I once got back at a customer by doing _____.” Or, “An employee got back at me for doing _____.” Here are the texts we got:
I work at a coffee place and if ur a jerk i will make ur drink decaf
Good way to get back at gross coffee stand customers....give them their coffee in decaf!! 5 shot espresso? Sure, wake up with this bitch.
My wife use to work/manage a fast food place... she once got back at a customer by filling the bottom 1/3 of a vanilla shake with horseradish... right color and thickness so they cant tell till they get mouth full of horseradish...
My 1st job was fast food, guy ordered a meal & I made burger wrong he brought it back I made it to what he wanted he brought it back again & wanted it like 1st time I made it!!! Spit a burger & he ate it, 3 times a charm!!! Bruce in gig harbor
Im a garbage man and very seldom do I get a tip so what we do is charge for extra all year long that way I get percentage of extras charges so maybe people should learn to tip the gman
I worked for a cable company, had a customer that was being a real Jerk right out the gate. So I cut her underground drop to her house without her knowing. She then had to wait almost two months before she could get cable and internet so a special crew could come and fix it.
When I was working at a fast food place a customer called me a retard so I threw a bean burrito and hit him in the face and my manager high fived me
I worked at a car wash and I detailed cars if they didn't tip me I would put armer all, all over the foot pedals! Hoping their foot would slip off trying to break! Or I would spray the pressure washer down the window seals so that whenever you rolled up the window it would always leave a water streak
Today's Video Blog features highlights from our 13th Anniversary party at the backstage Bar & Grill. Check out our hot Rock Girls in swimsuits, and a live version of Mono-Nick's parody of Gangnam Style by PSY -- Ganja Style!
Huge huge HUGE thanks to everyone that came out to celebrate BJ’s 13th anniversary of being on air in Seattle. We had a great time at the Backstage Bar and Grill in Tacoma on Friday night, and this pic I think sums our night up best…
As you look at this, you probably have some questions…first and most importantly… “Can we see the Rock Girls in a bigger pic?” Yes, of course…
And for those in the crowd, like Martin who posted this pic, this is what they saw:
You are probably wondering what Toppy was doing, he was dancing to Mono-Nick’s live version of “Ganja Style”:
Tomorrow’s video blog will feature Nick’s performance, but to tie you over…here is Mono-Nick’s music video for “Ganja Style”:
Then on Saturday night I went to Rumble On The Ridge for some great fights at the Snoqualmie Casino. They do it right for these fights…a great card, hot chicks dancing in cages as the fighters come out…a great DJ spinning tunes, and super hot ring card girls.
Plus…what better way to get ready to see some fights then to run into one of our Rock Girls, Amber:
The weekend ended on a high note, as the Hawks won yesterday at home against the Vikings. Beast Mode was in full effect, and Russell-Mania ran wild on the Vikings “D”…my pup Lulu and I celebrated in our Hawks gear!
Gene 'Bean' Baxter of 'Kevin & Bean' announced that he's donating a kidney to longtime KROQ DJ and chief engineer Scott Mason, who first underwent a transplant in 1999, and has been on dialysis since that kidney started to fail in 2010. Bean said he noticed Mason's poor health and offered his kidney!
This is just crazy…I jokingly said this morning that it’s just a bit & he’s doing it for rating, but in all honesty…wow…what a great human being. I would hope I would do something like this, but I don’t even want to loan BJ one of my DVD’s…let alone my KIDNEY!
Based on this story…what is the best thing that someone has done for you…or what’s the best thing you have done for someone else? Here are the texts we got:
Was given a place to live for a month, rent free, by people who barely knew me when I had nowhere to go. –Bjorn
I let my best friend nail my wife. From: bubba the love sponge
My best freind in the world was knifed in front of me. As he bled out and was close to death i used makshift suplies to give him my blood. When paramedics arrived they said i saved his life and that i need blood too
One time I gave somebody 1000 gold in World of Warcraft. Try to beat that level of nice.
I am currently in the process of being a gestational surrogate for my 28 year old sister battling cancer.
Gave my ex herpes
I drowned in a river n my friend looked 4me found me layin at the bottom dragged me out saved my life.july1978
when my late fiance died her dad paid for the funeral and gave me her ashes because he said i took the best care of her.. david target guy..tacoma
There was a lady and her kids in front of me at a grocery store and her card was declined and she had a lot of food up there. I walked up without saying anything and swiped mine and paid for her and walked away
NICKELBACK singer CHAD KROEGER says he once dared his drum technician to stick his junk in an ELECTRIC FAN. The dare was worth $375. And he DID IT. Chad tells "Men's Health", "We've always been very close to our crew, so we've had a lot of fun getting them to do silly, stupid things that could possibly cause them to hurt or injure themselves in some way. We were in Germany years ago . . . and we were just bored . . . there was a heat wave going on. In a back room in the venue where we were playing, there was an old fan with a metal blade . . . and we paid the drum tech [$375 to] stick his johnson in the fan. He took the money. I can still hear the 'bleh-bleh-blehhhhhhh' of the blade slowly sputtering to a stop, and this blood-curdling scream. It was fantastic. Somebody has video footage of this somewhere that needs to be resurrected and shown at the guy's next birthday party."
So we had to ask…Looking back on your life...what is the dumbest dare you or someone else has accomplished? Here are the texts we received:
Was have Pho (Vietnamese beef noodle soup) with some friends. We dared one of them, who always dressed and looked like Bon Jovi, to stick a slice if jalapeno pepper up his nose. He did and the rest if the night his nose burned so bad! It was funny but dumb.
I was dared to flip off a bridge into a river. Im afraid of heights and water but was wasted. I jumped 50+ times, I could barely breathe the next day from pain.
I was dared to do a senior prank. So i stole the "smith brothers cow" that was on top of a 20 ft tall sign in the middle of an intersection. Go class of 2012 from kentlake high school! from brady in bellevue.
In 8th grade I dared my friend Jason to punch this bee hive we found behind his shed, it was the size of a basketball.he.got stung over 50 times I had to buy him pizza funniest thing ever
When I was 17 got dared to run to the gas station down the road from a party naked. Started with 20 bucks and soon ha gathered a bit more all said and done 150 bucks I Did it but had to hide in the bushs from a cop lookin for me all I had were my shoes
In high school watched a guy drink a tobacco spit bottle for 5$!!! Still makes me wanna puke when I think about it.
I worked at a gym for a while and one night after closing, I was dared to line up all the treadmills, set em to full speed (20mph), hold the rails and lower myself on to the first belt. I sailed across the treads at 20mph for about 80 feet. Still have scars on my back from where they cut me.
Today's video blog features some of the fun we had at the Backstage Bar and Grill in Tacoma for the 13th Anniversary of BJ Shea being on the air in Seattle. It features some of our hot Rock Girls!
Yesterday was a great day, our boss…Sgt. Hairclub …found an awesome rare interview with AC/DC where Brian Johnson is rocking our “colors” – check it out!
The funny part is that isn’t the only time he wore a KISW shirt…we have this picture hanging in our hallways here at The Rock:
Yesterday was also awesome as my beer league hockey team, the Tacoma Donkeys (www.facebook.com/tacomadonkeys) won our game 12-1! A huge win is a great reason for our mascot “D.P.” to slam a silver bullet…AKA “Donkey juice” back!
British music magazine NME put out a list of the most popular funeral songs…Number one is Frank Sinatra’s “My Way”…here is what else made the list:
20. Eva Cassidy - "Songbird"
19. Westlife - "Flying Without Wings"
18. Righteous Brothers - "Unchained Melody"
17. Eva Cassidy - "Fields Of Gold"
16. Daniel O'Donnell - "Danny Boy"
15. Louis Armstrong - "Wonderful World"
14. Luther Vandross - "Dance With My Father"
13. Monty Python - "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"
12. Whitney Houston/Dolly Parton - "I Will Always Love You"
11. Tina Turner - "The Best"
10. Nat King Cole - "Unforgettable"
9. Celine Dion - "My Heart Will Go On"
8. Vera Lynn - "We'll Meet Again"
7. Gerry & The Pacemakers - "You'll Never Walk Alone"
6. Westlife - "You Raise Me Up"
5. Robbie Williams - "Angels"
4. Eva Cassidy - "Over the Rainbow"
3. Bette Midler - "Wind Beneath My Wings"
2. Sarah Brightman/Andrea Bocelli - "Time To Say Goodbye"
1. Frank Sinatra - "My Way"
Many of these songs are sad songs that tug on your heart-strings…I say NO to that. What I would like, and please bookmark this so it can be read again after my passing, is for on eye to be shut and the other open (like I am winking) and the sweet sounds of LMFAO’s “Sexy And I Know It” being played.
Based on this…when the time comes, what song do you want played at your funeral? Here are the texts we received….
Life is beautiful by Sixx a.m. and see you in hell by Grim Reaper
My uncle answered questions in a fwd email one question was what song do u want played at ur funeral he said hwy to hell so that is what was played
Warrior call by Volbeat samurai Jordan
"Stairway to Heaven", then "Highway to Hell" right afterwards
Love, Rein o're me... The pearl jam version.
Another one bites the dust would be my number 1 pick.
At My dad's funeral last year we played the Caddy Shack song "I'm alright" it was perfect because he wanted people to be happy, And to know that after being sick with MS for so long that he was finally in a better place. Hegwood in Burlington
Man in the box -Alice in chains
Bj's funeral song: Darth Vaders entrance music from Star Wars
Metallica fade to black. The beer hauler
Time of your life by green day is one of the best songs for a fuberal. I hope they play it at mine
My buddy had cemetary gates by pantera and his parents were cool with it.
Type o negative. Every thing dies.
During Listeners On The Loose we got a great text based on the fact that we are celebrating BJ's 13th Anniversary on the air in Seattle tonight at the Back Stage Bar And Grill in Tacoma from 7-9pm:
Hey good morning BJ and the crew of the BJ experience in the morning At the station of KISW, BJ congrats on 13 years on the airwaves in Seattle the first time I heard your obnoxious voice was saying to myself who is this whiny bitch, But I stuck with you, Although I do remember the couch in the buzz years. Again BJ congrats on 13 years listener from Olympia Brian so my question is to your listeners what is the best moment that they remember from you in the past 13 years or what they learn?
Here are some texts we got to answer this guys question:
What i loved is the honesty. The one show where the host will actually say my bad i messed up. A lot.
As a woman... It (STP’s poke method in the sack) does work. Amy
The poke worked for me last night . Kyle in oly
I think the best thing to come from your show is....... #BLD!
Candy Cane Emily!
I tried the poking thing to my wife when we was spooning. Steve's right. After a few pokes she stuck out her butt and yep
My favorite moments are Rev's "Back to you!"
Best moment when bj got suspended and thrown off the air....he came back...haven't been able to stop listening....congrats bj
Yo BJ, my favorite moments of your show was when you would get so pissed at RR and play he cricket noise
I still remember listening to Steve every morning before school when he was with Andy Savage on The End. The reason I started listening to your show was because I heard his familiar squaking voice...of which HAS improved. Every morning, I am reminded of my childhood. Love you guys. (smiley face)
If you were wanting to check out this interview where Brian Johnson of AC/DC is wearing the KISW shirt…here it is…straight from 1983:
Yesterday was Halloween…it’s a day that my wife and I look forward to as we love being greeted by Trick Or Treaters. Or as I call it…the one day where I will actually answer the door if someone rings the doorbell.
We bought a ton of bags of candy, and it wasn’t enough…at 7:45 pm, I had to run over to Top Foods to get more candy. I do have one complaint…and I direct this to the 40-something-year-old woman that thought she could sneak in with a group of kids that were getting candy…I’m on to you woman! Yeah my wife gave you candy as you tried to hide your face and stick your pumpkin bucket our way…but I made eye contact…I hope you sleep well with a stomach full of Whoppers and Nerds, knowing that you are playing a kids game. Plus she has no costume on! I would give her a pass if she at least dressed up…unless she was in costume, playing a pathetic adult trying to get her sweet tooth fix. Props to Manny, who emailed me this awesome door mat…I need this next year…
This was our pup Lulu’s first Halloween, and she LOVED it! She loved barking at the door, meeting new people, and wearing a costume:
She enjoyed it so much that she was sitting by the door waiting for kids to come to the door.
In a new survey, just under HALF of single women admit they KEEP HAVING SEX with their ex-boyfriend or ex-husband while they look for other guys to date. Here are the top five reasons women go back to their exes for more action:
1. They miss the physical intimacy.
2. They're hoping to reignite the relationship.
3. They drank too much.
4. They started flirting again on Facebook.
5. They randomly bumped into each other on a night out, and, quote, "it seemed like a good idea."
Based on this…do you still hook up with your ex? Did you ever hook up with your ex? Why? Here are the texts we received:
I have been for the last 6 months. He knows what I like, and I don't emotionally have to care after...
Its familiar and easy, no surprises. I hooked up with my ex so often that we got married again.
Tried to hook up with my ex then found out that she was getting married to a guy she knew less than a couple of months and thats why she left me. I think I dodged a bullet with that girl
I used to have sex with my ex just because she was a georgeous woman regardless if we were together or not I couldn't help it
Some people because the assurance of no stds and not having to wrap the unit - t rev
HELL NO!!!! Dump the a****** for a reason. Why go back to something that was bad? Doesn't matter how good sex is, it's still drama. And I don't need drama in my life.
I hooked up with my ask cuz he keep asking probably cuz his current gf wasn't giving it to her like I did!
To keep my numbers low
I have a boyfriend and I still sleep with my ex husband
Absolutely! You wouldn't quit your job without another job lined up.
A new survey asked women how they'd spend their PERFECT day. It includes:
8 hours of sleep
106 minutes of INTIMATE RELATIONS
75 minutes of eating
68 minutes of both TV and exercise
57 minutes on the phone
A 46-minute nap
Only 46 minutes taking care of the kids
And 36 minutes of work.
Based on this, finish this sentence… “My perfect day would include _____.” Here are the texts we got:
Reading the winning lotto numbers while getting a “certain act done to me” eating bacon driving down the freeway
My p day would be 10 sleep 6 work 2 eating 6hr doin your wife or mom
Lots of sex and five guys after
My perfect day would include hangin with STP. Our personalities are freakishly similar and I think itd be a load of laughs. Toppy can come too.
My perfect day would include an uninterrupted Star Wars marathon. All six movies
My perfect day has Voulas for breakfast, Salumi for lunch, Brouwers for dinner, and my wife for dessert. -âBjorn
My perfect day includes 420-â24/7
My perfect day would be my husband coming home from deployment and fucking all day to make up for 13 months lol. -âJordyn in Tacoma
My perfect day is coming up soon, Dec8. Going to UFC on FOX 5 and have great seats. Doing some heavy lifting consumption that day. Painterguy D Seattle
One free two hour session at the Bunny Ranch.
My perfect day would be watching the Edmonton Oilers winning The Stanley Cup! Maser the penalty box guy.
Today's Video Blog we attempt to settle an important debate...which is better: Original twix, or Peanut Butter Twix?
