One of our Rock Girls needs your help…Haley is a semi-finalist to be a cover girl for a magazine. I know the Rock-A-Holics can help her out, so please vote here:
And now I will give you a peek into how my brain works…Haley is a Rock Girl…which reminded me of the band Nerf Herder, who have a song with Haley in the title….which then reminded me of one of my all time favorite songs by Nerf Herder – Van Halen:
According to a new survey by a British insurance site called Mobile Insurance, these are the seven ways you're most likely to get caught cheating on a significant other:
1. 41% of cheaters who were caught got busted when their partner went through their cell phone.
2. 23% got caught when their partner checked their Facebook or Twitter accounts.
3. 13% left a file on their computer that their partner found.
4. 11% were caught in the ACT.
5. 5% were ratted out when their partner was told by a friend.
6. 3% of the time the partner was told by a family member.
7. 2% broke down and confessed.
What about you? How did you get caught? Or…how did you catch someone? Here are the texts we received:
My co-worker got fixed, his wife got pregnant and the baby looks a lot like me...BUSTED!....Jeremy in Olympia
My husband put a ad on Craigslist but I caught it before he "acted" with anyone.
I accidentally got caught with the coffee girls I left the coffee cup in my truck
There was a different brand of peanut butter in the pantry. -Lulu
My husband and I are both pilots. Found out he was railing a flight attendant but couldn't be mad cuz I has slept with a coworker pilot. The airline industry truly is the home of cheaters!
She found a receipt for condoms, and the two of us hadn't had sex yet.
I knew a guy back home who found a cd named "family photos" on his computer table. He decided to check it out and found out it contained a video of his wife of ten years getting railed by some 18 year old kid. Needless to say he divorced her and took their two kids with him. Sad but true. Chris.
We got this email…
BJ,
The other day I heard you guys talking about that dumb APP where you can compare the size of your dong, as Steve would call it, to other people’s dongs.
Later on that night my wife showed me this APP that she just downloaded. It’s a 'Baby Monitor' APP. It tracks when our new born sleeps, eats, poops, and she can share it with me so that we don't have to have that annoying 'when was the last time the baby pooped’ conversation.
I thought this could be a good topic for the show, what APP do you have that actually makes your life easier?
Kyle
Based on Kyle’s email… what APP do you have that actually makes your life easier? Or…on the flip side, what is the dumbest APP you have on your phone?
For me I have a few I LOVE:
TV Food Maps – this app is the best if you love all those Food Network/Travel Channel shows. It’s an app that tells you what food restaurants are nearby that were once featured on one of the shows on those channels (like Man vs. Food, Diners Drive In’s and Dives, No Reservations, etc).
I dig other food apps that help my wife and I find places to eat, especially when out of town – I have Open Table and Urban Spoon.
X-Finity App…so many times I forget to record something, and with this app I can set my DVR through my phone.
I also love the ROKU App, as it can be used as a remote control as well…and the Twonky App rules, that is how I can watch You Tube videos through my ROKU!
Here are some of the texts we got…I need to download some of these:
As a courier, my traffic maps app are a life saver and helps me make a lot of money!
I have over 3000 CDs and 2000 DVDs. I have an app that scans the barcodes and keeps an inventory.
Alchodroid. Tracks your blood alcohol level and when youll be sober
I got remotepc. Allows me to use my pc from my phone. Had to get it to fix my brothers router mistake in Minnesota.
a calorie tracker app and a shopping list app. My wife is working hard to get in shape and it keeps us both honest about food and it helps plan menus. -Bjorn
I also have icam that allows me to utilize my webcam from my phone. Great for when the babysitter is over.
I am a freight driver. I use the app beat the traffic. It shows me where all the accidents and slowdowns are before I leave so I can plan my route. Its a time saver! Sheila
Sleep talk app. Records you while sleeping I am able to prove to my boyfriend that he talks in his sleep
Iam a Garbage man in sequim kisw dont come in every were here so i download kisw app best app there is for live shows and podcast..
I'm 39 and I have a coloring page app but no kids. I just like to color.
A awesome app is Run Pee. Tells you best time to go to the bathroom in a movie without missing anything and if there is end credit extras.
Huge thanks to David for sending me this video. I remember watching this when I was younger, but watching it now is even more awesome…man I miss the man from Parts Unknown!!
Thanks to the beauty of You Tube with their suggested videos…once I finished watching that video, this one popped up…another priceless Warrior clip!
According to a new study by Durex, the overwhelming majority of Americans would SKIP watching the Super Bowl to HAVE SEX. 85% of men and 81% of women say they'd skip watching the Super Bowl for sex. Yes, women are LESS likely. Which is either because women are less sex-driven than men . . . or they haven't figured out you can watch all the commercials online afterward. Of course, this DOES mean that 15% of men and 19% of women choose watching a football game over sex, but that still checks in lower than we would've guessed.
According to a new study, the majority of Americans would SKIP watching the Super Bowl to HAVE SEX. Based on this…finish this sentence… “Even though I love sex…I WOULD skip sex in order to do _____.” Here are some of the texts we received…
I would skip sex to go snowboarding. Tyler Oak Harbor
My wife will skip sex to workout. That way, she is too sore to have sex the next day.
To watch Germany's soccer team play during the World Cup. (I have done this before and my wife accepts this)
I would skip sex to see my favorite band again TOOL even though I've seen them 33 times
Go deer hunting the thrill of getting a big buck is more climatic then the wife 23 years of marriage
Ide give up sex completely if I had a chance to play baseball again. Its my passion and havent played since senior uear due to blowing out my shoulder
I'd skip sex to go to Wrestlemania! Steve knows – SeattleWrestlingGuy
I would skip sex to go to Disneyland
I have been married 15 years. What is this thing, SEX, that you speak of?
I would skip sex to watch STP play leap frog with a unicorn
Today's video Blog features a couple gifts for BJ...one from my hockey team, The Tacoma Donkeys, and the other from Crazy Cheri!
So yesterday was an exciting day for me, and my hockey buds will understand why. It’s always an awesome time when you get brand new gear…sure it costs a pretty penny, but when you get good quality stuff, it should last a long time. In a past blog many months ago I mentioned how I have been drooling over a certain company’s goalie pads. The company is called Passau, and they make custom goalie gear at a very affordable price. Check their stuff out here… www.passauhockey.com/en/home
So I have been saving for it, and during Christmas break, I ordered a set for a Christmas gift to myself. I contacted the company, gave them my measurements and color choice, and they build the gear from scratch for me. Yesterday they arrived! I got a text from my wife yesterday with this picture…I love how Lulu is checking out what’s in the box:
I get home…and bam…my new goalie gear!
Of course I had to put the gear on in the house…here I am with my best defenseman…Lulu!
Not to fully geek out on you regarding gear, but I am completely blown away by how well made the gear is. I might not be the best goalie, but I certainly will be rocking the best gear...I'm going to look awesome when multiple pucks go past me into the net!
While I am on a hockey kick…lets head to Wenatchee Washington for this great story. Wenatchee has a great junior A hockey team (players aged between 16-20) called the Wild…hell, they have about 4000 people packing out their barn for games, and their assistant coach Chris Clark is making viral waves for something he recently did. He was upset with the calls the refs were making so he put on sunglasses and used a hockey stick as a cane to pretend he was blind, as a shot at the refs:
There's a great photo online of a dad who had a creative punishment for his daughter recently, when he caught her breaking curfew. He had a t-shirt made with his face on it, and the slogan, "Try me!" Then he made her wear it for A WEEK, including five school days. He also made her wash it every day. Here is the picture:
What about you? What was the oddest punishment you received as a kid, or given as a parent? Here are the texts we got:
I only have one eye. When I was little, my older sister struck me in the face, and almost hit my good eye. My dad made her wear a blindfold for a day. –Jen
When I was in second grade I stole micro machines from another kid and my dad made me go in front of the whole class and tell them I was a theif. Soooo embarrassing, but I never stole anything after that. I'm a male. Lesson learned.
I once had to wear a sign telling the neighborhood that i liked to pee my pants. Erik with a k. From elma
When I used to misbehave, my mom used to grab me (while I was still fully clothed) and shove me into a cold shower. - Taxi Nate in Olympia
When my two kids fight i make them hug and stay like that with their noses touching :)
We had to hold a quarter against the wall with our nose, usually for interrupting when an adult was talking, sounds easy bit man Its hard!
Today's Video Blog is part two with The Nerdist -- Chris Hardwick. Chris is the host of The Talking Dead, the show about the hit TV show, The Walking Dead!
The Pro-Bowl was this weekend…Toppy loves it, he got all drunk by himself and cheered for the second to last football game of the season. I watched some of it…I dug how the Seahawks were on display and kicked ass…Russell Wilson threw 3 TD’s, Leon Washington had a huge 94 yard return, Marshawn Lynch ran in for a TD, Earl Thomas had an interception…but most importantly, John Moffitt…who wasn’t even playing, was there rocking a Brian Bosworth T-shirt hanging with fellow Hawk Breno Giacomini. How awesome is this?
Here is a closer look…
Photo credit goes to @reubenTjoeseph on Twitter for this pic.
I think the NFL needs to show a skills completion…have QB’s tossing long distances into a garbage can or something…have kickers try and hit 70 yard field goals…have players try and pull their “thingy” out of their zipper in a bathroom, quicker than Ben Roethlisberger. You know…things that show off a players true skill!
Over the weekend I went to the T-Birds for Pub Night…what a great time. I got a free hat!
Plus we found a great place to pre-funk before the game…Trappers Sushi! I finally got to the new Kent Station Trappers, and man it’s an awesome spot. A great bar…and awesome Happy Hour…we powered down a few of the Trapper, the Timmy, and the Firecracker rolls! Plus…the beer is super cheap during Happy Hour!
Speaking of Trappers…I dig it when I get messages like this Tweet…I’m a huge fan of Trappers Sushi, so I love it when I see someone trying it based on my recommendation…and becoming a fan as well.
So it’s looking like JJ Abrams is going to direct the next Star Wars film. Yes, JJ is the guy that also directed the latest Star Trek movie. The power is in his hands…he can be thew one that finally unites the Star Wars fans with the Trekkies out there. All he has to do is cast Chris Pine as Luke Skywalker, John Cho as Darth Vader, and Simon Pegg as Chewbacca…this will either bring the two parties together or cause Star Wars fans to want to fall on a light saber. Waka Waka!
David Kime Jr. of Pennsylvania died on January 20th at the age of 88. The World War 2 veteran was apparently such a big fan of eating fast food that his family arranged for his hearse — and the rest of the procession — to make one last drive-thru visit before reaching the cemetery. On Saturday, the funeral procession stopped at a Burger King where each mourner got a sandwich for the road. How awesome is this? Not to mention this is a cool tribute, but they also screwed with the hgeads of everyone who was not in the know…could you imagine? I would be thinking “how hungry are these people that they can’t wait until after the funeral to get food?!” Kime got one last burger too, it was placed atop his flag-draped coffin at the cemetery.
This is great! Which got me thinking…how would I like my send off to go? Here is what I came up with. I would want to have my casket rolled out on the ice at a T-Birds game between the 2nd and 3rd periods, and instead of playing “Chuck-A-Puck” with a car, they do it with my casket. One more thing…they prop my arm up outside my casket with my goalie glove for an added bonus!
Ok…maybe that is a little too much, what about you? What would you like your send off to be? Here are the texts we got:
I'd like to be pushed out of an airplane dressed like superman. - Nate in Olympia
Bury me in my 12th Man Seahawks jersey and make sure everyone has some Elysian beer. Make mine Men's Room Red, please. –Bjorn
I would like strippers dancing around my coffin
Per my grandmas request we played ding dong the witch is dead
We stopped at a garage sale on the way to my grandmothers funeral, she used to hit garage sales every weekend!
To honor my father, who had worked for the state ferry system, we ride the ferry out of Seattle. They stopped and let us send his urn of the ship into the Sound
Today's Video Blog features The Nerdist -- Chris Hardwick. In this clip, Chris talks about Doctor Who, The Walking Dead, and more!
Have you heard about the story where Christian Bale called a kid that is battling Leukemia at the hospital? We heard about this story yesterday, and then found out that this happened in Seattle. The kid’s named Zach Guillot, and his family posted video of him talking to Batman. This video is so beyond cool…Christian Bale is an incredible dude, it’s nice to see someone using their celebrity status to not be a douche in a bar…but to help lift the spirits of a kid going through a tough time.
Last night was our company Christmas party. Yes, last night was January 23rd…that’s how we roll at the KISW! Thinking outside the box…we don’t need the holiday p[arty to fall during the holidays, we do what we want.
It was a great time. Both Mono Nick and I won prizes at the raffle held. Nick won passes to a buffet at a casino…man, I can picturing him getting the munchies and doing work there. BJ got drunk of 3 beers and stuffed his face with beef…briskets that is. I then went to Molly Moon’s and ate ice cream. Salted Caramel. Success.
This picture has been spreading virally, and as a fan of hockey you will understand why this is awesome:
If you don’t get why…maybe this will refresh your memory!
This morning during “Whose iPOD Is It Anyway?”, we played a song from the Surf Punks…I mentioned how awesome the video is…check it out:
We received this message on Facebook…
Yo guys…I have a great topic for you that all stemmed from something that just happened here at work.
I was in the break room and I got sucked into a conversation that I never wanted to be a part of... The ladies in my office were talking about the type of guys they would not date. For instance, one said, “I would NEVER date a guy that talked to his mom on the phone more than once a week”. Really? That is your criteria? Here were a couple others that I remember:
“I wouldn't date a guy who owned a cat”
“I would never date a guy who drives a car more than 3 years old”
I’m betting these aren’t the only people that have such shallow reasons for not dating someone…I bet you could get great calls on this!
Ron
Based on Ron’s email…finish this sentence: “I would never date someone who _____.” Here are some of the texts we got:
I will never ever ever date a woman that doesn't make as much money as I do!
Would never date a girl if she farted in bed
I would never date someone with ugly feet I love the show shane in federal way
I would never date someone who didn't mow the southern lawn if you know what I mean. No one like an over grown hedge...yech!! Danny from Kent
I would never date someone who wasn't a geek. Geek culture is a huge part of my life and I was never interested in non geek girls. –Bjorn
I would never date someone who had a blog page or was a drama queen or loud mouth. BLD!!!!! "From steve the wood worker"
I would never date anyone that listens to cowboy hillbilly music.
Constantly wears a blue tooth. I went on a date and when I realized he had no intention of taking it off I decided that it would to nowhere!!! My phone was off!
Smoked cigs or pot every day.
This is why I love You Tube…I was just surfing around and randomly came across this classic moment from Steve Largent. It’s because of this kind of intensity that I am a Seahawks fan…that and the fact that his first name is Steve. Yes, as a kid…my favorite teams were dictated by if they had a star player named Steve. I am a “StevE-liist” after all!
Huge thanks to the greatest Facebook page of all time, The Gap, for giving us love on their page! Yesterday I brought up how great their page is…and somehow they found out! They even dedicated a picture to us…we are humbled & honored!
The ORIGINAL Batmobile was auctioned off over the weekend, and it went for $4.62 MILLION. This is the one from the '60s series starring ADAM WEST. Six Batmobiles were used during the show's run . . . and this was the FIRST one.Two years ago, we heard about a company that was granted permission to make full-scale, street legal, exact replicas of the original Batmobile. And THOSE were going for $150,000 each.Back in 2010, the Aston Martin DB5 that SEAN CONNERY drove in the James Bond movie "Goldfinger" was also auctioned off for $4.6 million.
The original Batmobile was sold at an auction for over 4.6 million dollars… If you could afford to purchase any item from a film, TV show, or anywhere else…what would it be? Here are some of the texts we got:
Easy, I would want the Scarolet Johansen they used in the Avengers ~The Armored Panda
Luke Skywakers hover craft from original Star Wars.. *BOHICA*
KITT ... Minus the Hoff. Or, The Enterprise... Who wouldn't wanna go where no man had gone before; with photon torpedoes and a holodeck! Engage!
From brenon in Kirkland I'd get the ironman suit ! ;)
If I had the money, I would buy that fully automatic shotgun from The Expendables!
I would buy the puppets from the movie Team America World Police.
The clay dinosaurs from the original Land of the lost. Mike
I want pee wee Herman's breakfast machine... And his entire playhouse from the tv show
I would buy the briefcase from pulp fiction so we can finally figure out what's in it
The axe from the shining
I'd buy the the harley that Arnold road in terminator 2.
The Fall Guy 4X4 or the Munster's Family Car! Chris! PUYALLUP
Id totally buy the hot tub from "hot tub time machine"
Melissa Cairns is a middle school teacher in Ohio, and she may be fired for posting a picture of her students with duct tape over their mouths on Facebook with the caption, quote: “Finally found a way to get them to be quiet!!!” The students had placed the duct tape over their own mouths and asked her to take a picture of the joke. But a colleague reportedly saw the picture on her Facebook page, did not find it funny, and told school officials. When interviewed, Cairns said, quote, “Do I feel that this one, stupid mistake should cost me the last 10 years of all the good I’ve done? Absolutely not." Even though she took the the picture down, the School Board voted to fire her earlier this month. Cairns attorney said that she would file an appeal.
Based on this…when have you gotten someone fired? Or…what was the dumbest reason why you were fired? Here are the texts we received:
I was a host at a small family owned restaurant and the waitress was being a lazy bitch. I took care of three of her tables and kept the tips. Got accused of stealing tips and was gone. I was 15
Belched while on the phone
I got my boss fired, who I didn't like, when he decided to put a paper clip in my soda can, I took a big swig and almost choked on it Scott
I was a shift supervisor for a major coffee chain about 15 years ago in denver. I was having a conversation with a fellow female employee about weed and she said she'd never seen it before. She seemed cool so I showed her a nugget. She told her sister about it who was a manager for a different store. Two days later they brought me into the corporate headquarters and I was given the option to step down instead of getting fired because I was such a good employee. That was f-ing stupid of me. Mike in Edmonds
My senior year in high school our french teacher had just graduated college and my friends and I showed up to his house to party once and we ended up being friends and smoking weed EVERY day. He lasted about 4 months into the first semester. Sorry mr. B
Got fired for listening to the BJ Shea Show online one morning. I looked at the time and said, Time for my BJ. Manager heard that, listened and I was given the boot.
Today's Video Blog is another iNtern Challenge! Our intern has 60 seconds to find a stranger to agree to be his girlfriend (in honor of Manti Te'o)...will he do it?
This morning we talked about how there is scientific reasons why people share cute pictures of cats all the time. A new study out of Yale found that when we see something cute, our bodies are wired to pretty much lose control and you are filled with a “biological urge” to share the cuteness . . . and that urge is so strong it overrides your usual inhibitions. Hell, I am guilty of that. Just this past weekend I had 2 instances of wanting to share cute pictures of our dog Lulu:
Over the weekend I went to a Roller Derby match in Tumwater for the first time in my life. We went to support the MIA Derby Girls...get more info on them on their Facebook page: www.facebook.com/pages/MIA-Derby-Girls/245168975559817 . I still have no idea what happened in the game and how they score, but there were girls skating around in circles knocking each other down…it was AWESOME! Honestly -- it was a great time, and those ladies kick ass out there, non-stop action.
Plus our friend Drunk Spice from the MIA Derby Girls team showed some love for my beer league hockey team, the Tacoma Donkeys (follow us on Twitter @TacomaDonkeys or www.facebook.com/tacomadonkeys ).
Speaking of my team…we just got the sample of our upcoming new jersey’s…looking pretty sweet if you ask me!
Donkeys had a big win over the long weekend…what better way to celebrate than to drink some “Donkey Juice.”
I spent most of the weekend watching the NHL…as the NHL is back finally…huge props to the Dallas Stars for having fun at the expense of the Manti te’o craziness:
Speaking of beer league hockey…I have to share this video with you as it is the funniest thing I have seen on You Tube in a while…I know all my fellow beer league hockey friends will love this, and if you have ever played some sort of a adult rec sport (Softball, Flag Football, hell Kickball etc) you will dig it as well. This definitely hits home for me, as I can relate to a lot of the absurdity in this video. It’s 15 minutes long, but worth it…and it’s a parody of the NHL 36 series (where video crews follow a NHL player for 36 hours on and off the ice):
To come full circle, after all this talk about hockey…my favorite team, the New Jersey Devils have their home opener tonight…Go Devils!
Throughout the college football season, Notre Dame linebacker MANTI TE'O has shared the story about how he lost his girlfriend, 22-year-old Lennay Kekua, to leukemia back in September. But as it turns out, this girl didn't die . . . because she NEVER EXISTED. Manti insists he didn't make it up. Later yesterday, he released a statement admitting that . . . HE was DUPED, and that someone had played a "sick joke" on him. He said, quote, "This is incredibly embarrassing to talk about, but over an extended period of time . . .I developed an emotional relationship with a woman I met online. To realize that I was the victim of what was apparently someone's sick joke and constant lies was, and is, painful and humiliating . . . I hope that people can understand how trying and confusing this whole experience has been." The whole story is crazy...check out the Dead Spin article on it:
Based on this crazy hoax involving Manti Te’o… Have you or someone you know ever fallen in love with a fake person? What happened? Here are the texts we got:
My mom was duped into thinking she met wrestler Kevin Nash online.....turned our to be an ex neighbor. I'm Dylan from oak harbor.
My ex's dad sent $5000 to his "GF" in some other country so she could move here and they could get married, needless to say she never showed up... Idiot
Ya, I fell in love with a fake person. She kept it up for months. I only date men now, they're easier to catch in their lies ;) ~Christine~
My room mate's brother paid thousands for a chat service to talk to a girl that he fell in love with and she ended up not being a real person
Pajiba.com, a pop culture website, compiled a list of the Most Re-watchable Movies of the Modern Era. The site states that films that fall under the “re-watchable” umbrella are the films we own on DVD, and yet, the same films we will watch edited for TV, even though our unspoiled copies sit on the shelf next to that television. They are our comfort movies. Number one on their list is The Princess Bride.
30. Can’t Hardly Wait
29. Mean Girls
28. Grosse Point Blank
27. Ocean’s 11
26. Clueless
25. The Wedding Singer
24. Caddyshack
23. Empire Records
22. Galaxy Quest
21. Dodgeball
20. Star Wars
19. There’s Something About Mary
18. Big Trouble in Little China
17. Anchorman
16. The Incredibles
15. Stand By Me
14. Dirty Dancing
13. Groundhog Day
12. Happy Gilmore
11. Tommy Boy
10. Shaun of the Dead
9. The Breakfast Club
8. The Big Lebowski
7. Raiders of the Lost Ark
6. Office Space
5. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
4. Back to the Future
3. Ghostbusters
2. Die Hard
1. The Princess Bride
What is that ONE movie you will watch whenever it is on? Here are some of the texts we got:
Pulp fiction!
My favorite movie to rewatch is Tommy boy I laugh my ass off every time, even if I do know every line. R.I.P. Chris farley. From Dan in Renton
Skyelr from mountlake terrace Rocky IV! All day everyday!
The Usual Suspects is an awesome movie!!!;) Kimmie Sue
Showgirls. Don't know why. I own it, but when ever it is on, even with the bras drawn on and the voice overs not matching the actor's voice, when it's on i just want to watch it.
charlie and the chocolate factory the original
Anthony from port orchard and i can watch bio dome over and over!!!
The hangover. That movie never gets old. David in Tacoma
The Breakfast Club best movie ever
For me personally, The Big Lebowski is my #1 rewatchable movie. The Dude Abides. –Bjorn
A Christmas Story; I have the DVD just in case they stop doing the 24 hour marathon, but will watch it at least twice on tv every year.
Groundhogs day! I have watched it over and over and over. Runners up zombieland and ghostbusters. Bill f****** Murray! From Savyer
Who doesn't watch Forrest Gump or The Shawshank Redemption when they're on? That's what I want to know....
Whenever Teen Wolf starring Michael J. Fox is on I stop whatever I'm doing to watch. STP, is there a porn parody in the works?
Step brothers is such a re-watchable movie simply hilarious - the rocka
Dazed and Confused is the movie I can watch.... Charlie in Bremerton
Office space kicks ass
Arron from mukilteo I could watch Forrest Gump everyday. Have it on DVD watch it three times a month at least get me inspired
Today's video blog is based off of something I noticed on Google's home page yesterday, as they paid tribute to the inventor of the Zamboni!
I have a story to share that proves why these dumb romantic films need to stop. In all of these movies the guy or gal does something so ridiculous to win the affection of the person they are into. In real life that is called stalking. In real life that is what leads to restraining orders. Yet…people are still inspired by them and want to live the fairy tale Hollywood story when it comes to courtship. I present to you my evidence of that:
Back in the summer of 2011, 24-year-old Jason Dean of Georgia was working at a Taco Bell in Ringgold, Georgia. He had a thing for an 18-year-old coworker, and asked her out a bunch of times, but she always said no. Finally, one night in August of 2011, she rejected him at work and he responded by HANDCUFFING HIMSELF to her. He told his coworkers and the manager he wouldn't unlock the cuffs until the girl gave him a chance. He was arrested for felony false imprisonment. And last week, Jason was sentenced to FOUR YEARS in prison followed by six years of probation. He's also not allowed to have any contact with the girl.
Based on this…what extreme thing did you do to get someone to go out with you? Or what did someone do to get you to go out with them? Did it work? Here are some of the texts we got:
I asked a girl out by writing it with lighter fluid on her parents lawn and lighting it.
My fiance waited 13 years to ask me out... tho when we met, my friend (his then GF) probably wouldn't have like it much if he'd asked me out back then. ;-)
My fiancee hunted me down on myspace (whay back when) and went to parties I said I was going to to meet me again. I guess it worked! We're getting maried aug 10
A guy had his mom call my mom to make me say yes because I'd been saying no . And my mom forced me to go because she was annoyed she had to take the call lol
Hey guys, when I was in high school I made my own fortune cookie message asking my girlfriend out. We've been together ever since. Been married for 5 years, together for 10 years this February. Love the show, Greg in Arlington.
And hear is the ultimate text for this topic:
My now fience on our way back to work from our lunch break he pulled over and wiped it out and started to do stuff to himself in front of me in front of me and its been now 5 years
We wound up getting her on the phone, and she said they are getting married and have a kid on the way. I recommended that when the day comes that their kid asks how mommy and daddy met, to NOT share the truth and say they met in church or something.
TATYANA ALI . . . who played little Ashley on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" . . . has revealed that one of her guilty pleasures is . . . ONE NIGHT STANDS. This is crazy! I always thought Hillary would be the slut of the two. Waka Waka! The Huffington Post website recently asked Tatyana, who is 33, what her guilty pleasures are. She named two things: Bread pudding with chocolate . . . and ONE-NIGHT STANDS. Sadly, she did not elaborate.
What about you? What is your guilty pleasure? Here are the texts we got:
Guilty pleasure..occasional cigarette. Big one is after each deployment my wife lets me explore normally off limit areas in the bedroom the day after I return.
The jersey shore Jason in kent
My guilt pleasure is those Twinkies they quit making -- SPC Ramsey
My Guilty Pleasure is watching old dudes rail young girls in porn movies, no joke! -Lester in Concrete
I live eating out. I wish I were a food critic. -cherrie (pronounced cherry)
I know I'm not alone here but after seeing them in concert in Tacoma Dome; my guilty pleasure is NICKELBACK. Best show I've seen. Gman drew
BBQ. . Chicken legs at ampm in Tacoma im adicted ~Steve-O~
My guilty pleasure is when my ex boyfriend screws me over, i screw his best friend.
I really like that new taylor swift song trouble, even have an awesome remix of it. Problem is.. I'm a guy.
My quilty pleasure is sleeping with my best friends girl friend with his permission of course
My guilt pleasure is listening to the BJ Shea show. Especially steve. -signed, the pitbull
Im a 27 year old hetrosexual male. But i love Carly Rae Jepsens "Call Me Maybe." Everytime i hear it i turn into a giggling 15 year old
My hot wife,Guns, sushi, guns, STP cast, guns, the walking dead, guns, breaking bad and did I mention guns and my hot wife. RED
Today's Video Blog is an Intern Challenge...This weeks challenge features our new intern Jay, he has 60 seconds to find someone that will let him lick their foot with their sock on...will he do it?
We came across a very interesting study that will make anyone over the age of 30 feel old! A new study examined the basic skills that are disappearing the fastest because of modern technology like smart phones and tablets. Here are the top seven:
1. Handwriting. And people specifically mentioned that handwritten thank-you notes are quickly disappearing.
2. Using a dictionary or encyclopedia. Now we just Google words to find out what they mean . . . or research things on Wikipedia.
3. Mental math.
4. Reading a map. The GPS and mapping apps have made maps obsolete.
5. Finding something at the library. No one remembers how to find a book using the catalog and the Dewey Decimal System anymore.
6. Playing board games. Every board game has an iPad version now.
7. Sending a postcard. We publish our own vacation photos on Facebook instantly now, so there's no real need to send a postcard.
Based on a study about the basic skills that are disappearing…What is one skill that you know you should have, but you don’t? Or what is a skill that you think everyone should have? Here are the texts we received:
Bieng able balance checkbook
A skill my ex wife should have is how to keep her legs closed. Dumb whore
Everyone should know how to count change. I'm actually embarrassed for our society that stores have to put pictures of the register change drawer on a screen and count the change for the cashiers. When did we lose such an important skill as basic math!?!
Basic navigation: I use the GPS on my smartphone just about everywhere I go and without it I would really struggle to remember street names and landmarks Exedra
Typing should be required! My son's classes require typed reports, but have never offered a typing class. -John Fresh
Spelling. With auto correct, you dont have to know how to spell
Kids need to use the card catalog in a library, not google, learn to research and read, not copy and paste
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Personal communication, face to face. Not facebook to facebook.
Everyone should have the simple skill of being able to find a place in town everybody has a g p s now which screws it all up.
Remember memorizing phone numbers? When's the last time you were able to call someone that's not in your contact list of your cell phone.....? From Harley in Olympia
Reading a Clock
Last week, Hasbro has announced that they are going to be KILLING OFF one of the iconic Monopoly game pieces. As of this summer, either the shoe, thimble, race car, iron, top hat, Scottie dog, battleship, or wheelbarrow is going to be GONE. It will be replaced by either a toy robot, helicopter, cat, guitar, or diamond ring. According to a board game expert, the wheelbarrow has the best chance of being eliminated, followed by the thimble and battleship. The race car and Scottie dog have the best chance of surviving. The original game pieces were the shoe, thimble, race car, iron, top hat, battleship, cannon and horse. The dog and wheelbarrow were added in the '50s. The cannon and horse were eliminated in the late '90s. You can vote on the Monopoly Facebook page for which token to save.
Monopoly is getting rid of some of its famous game pieces...based on this, and it doesn’t have to be a board game...what is your favorite game of all time? Why? Here are some of the texts we received:
Magic: The Gathering is my favorite game. Endless combinations for decks and lots of strategy involved.
Axis and allies. D And D
my name is Mike from Tulalip I would have to go with monopoly I play every year when McDonald's has it going on
I am 39, and started playin D&D when I was 8. I still love it, and play 2-3 times a month.
I have always loved clue! It its a fun mysterious game and it is a bit educational
Fav game of all time...Operation!!! I still have a great time playing with kids!
Favorite.board game..Apples to Apples!
Risk is my favorite board game of all time. Played that game a lot as a kid
My favorite game would have to be Beat The Producer. Currently undefeated. Hard not to love that. –Bjorn
Ugh…tough loss for the Hawks yesterday. I don’t think I’m alone in wishing that next season could start right now. I don’t care about the rest of the playoffs…I just want to pick up where the Hawks left off…so much optimism for this team. Russell Wilson let the country know what a star in the making we have in the 206. This guy is a blast to watch, he put the offense on his back yesterday and almost led the team to an improbable comeback. Down 20-0 going into the half…down 27-7 going into the 4th, only for the Hawks to take the lead with 31 seconds left in the game….I loved this shot of the crowd…the look of disbelief that the Falcons were about to lose yet another playoff game:
Only that wasn’t the case as the Hawks lost a few plays later with a field goal. Heartbreaking describes it best. But, I would rather not dwell on that…this was an amazing seaon…I have been watching the Hawks since I was a kid, and fell in love with Steve Largent. I have watched every game on TV or in the stands for thew 15 years I have lived here, I was a season ticket holder for 5 years…and I have to say, this team this year was the most fun team I have ever watched. I am positive that the Hawks will win the Super Bowl soon…I think next year…sadly though, not this year.
I thought this was awesome…when the team came home, over 500 fans were waiting to welcome them back! Reading the players tweets, you can tell they were touched by the 12th Man…I love how classy that is…even in defeat our fans have nothing but love for the Seahawks. That is the beauty of sports, it brings people that usually don’t know or care about each other together…the Hawks did that for all of us this year. I loved seeing this tweet from Richard Sherman:
Thanks to @rodmarphoto on Twitter for posting this awesome pic of Sherman hanging with the fans!
I am not the only one bummed about the Hawks losing…my pup Lulu is also sad that her team is done for the year…
Thankfully hockey season starts next week…she is ready for it! Go Devils!
Yesterday the Golden Globes went down…I opted to miss it…I just can’t handle award show when there is no musical act performing in every segment. The big news from the awards show was that Jodie Foster kind of sort of came out. Jodie got the Cecile B. Demille Lifetime Achievement Award at the Golden Globes last night, and she gave a very long speech where she SORT OF came out of the closet, and then talked about how much she misses the days when actors and actresses had more privacy. Here's the speech:
In other confession news…Rumor has it that Lance Armstrong allegedly confesses to doping on Oprah’s show this Thursday. The interview is being taped today. Sources say that the cyclist plans to admit to doping throughout his career but probably will not get into great detail about specific cases and events.
Based on Jodie Foster’s roundabout-confession about being gay and the rumor that Lance Armstrong is planning on confessing that he did use performance-enhancing drugs…what is your confession? What was something that you once had to confess to, or something that someone confessed to you? Or what is something that you have never confessed to, but want to right now? Here are the texts we got:
My girlfriend told me she was pregnamt right after we had done stuff. Im a girl...
I have been planning to divorce my wife for almost a year and am wanting to confess that and then do it
I love Broadway musicals.
My bud confessed to me that he banged my mom when we were in high school…I still haven’t talked to him. Been 10 years
Hey guys, I'm a grown ass man 6'4" 250lbs and I cried after the hawks lost yesterday :(.
A new study out of the University of Central Lancashire in England found that being bored at work is actually GOOD for you and your company. It gives you time to DAYDREAM…and that leads to more CREATIVITY….For example…In one study, 40 volunteers were asked to copy numbers from a telephone directory for 15 minutes. Once they completed that boring task, they were asked to come up with different uses for a pair of Styrofoam cups. These volunteers were more creative in the cup task than a group of 40 people who had not done a boring task before being asked to come up with uses for the cups. This suggests that more passive, boring activities -- such as reading or attending meetings -- provide more opportunity for daydreaming, resulting in increased creativity, the researchers said.
What about you? What do you do to cure boredom while at work? Also…why is your job boring? Here are the texts we received:
I text, call, and Tweet KISW when I'm bored. I do data entry and I can perform beyond expectations without trying. –Bjorn
I work in retail and there is often down time so I like to write poetry on receipt paper while I'm walking around waiting to help people , I have planed parties, and I have even planned out a whole new budget for my finances!!
I surf Reddit to stave off boredom while working. Driving around all day really isn't that thrilling, so while I'm whipping around I5 I look at cat pictures.
I get board at work so I go into the bathroom and get high workin in a machine shop.is very boaring
The chive and waiting on other people. Tony
I build magic the gathering decks while at my desk at work.
Look at craigslist casual encounters. Funniest s**** I've ever read.
Over the weekend I watched the second episode of The 206 – this is the new sketch comedy show by a couple of Almost Live alums: John Kiester and Pat Cashman, along with Pat’s son Chris…and once again, I LOVED it. They are doing a great job with this show…which you can watch after SNL on Saturday nights on KING 5. Here was my favorite bit from The 206 this past week:
Today is Blue Friday…all I have to say about that is:
GO HAWKS!
Yesterday we were talking to someone that had an unplanned child, and when BJ grilled him or her (I can’t remember), the guys response was “Life Happens”…this sent BJ in a downward spiral…he says how he hates that term, so of course I kept using that phrase to piss him off, and I will continue to do so. I’m smelling a possible new T_Shirt.
According to Radar Online, Harry Styles from the boy band One Direction dumped Taylor Swift after growing tired of her "asexual" ways. The 18-year-old got bored of Taylor, who is 23, after she wasn’t giving him the sweet loving. A friend of Taylor says, quote, "Taylor is so concerned that the public will think she's a whore because she dates around, that she doesn't put out, what she doesn't get is that the guys keep dumping her because she's being a prude."
Based on the fact that Taylor was dumped…again…this time for allegedly being “asexual”, finish this sentence: “I was once dumped because of _____?” Or “I once dumped someone because of _____”. Here are some of the texts we got:
Let's just say, never leave your porn browser open when your conservative Christian college girlfriend visits. Whoops. –DV
I dumped my boyfriend of 19 years old because he could only have sex once a day. Too young for that! –Nicole
I once dumped a man because he wanted to wear my lingerie. He is now living as a woman. Thank God I got out when I did!
I dumped a girl because she did not like music. Did not listen to radio or own any. The Sex was notgood enough to stay around. Cajun
I was once dumped because I'm poor. Montana - federal way
I dumped a girl once for the way she ate spaghetti, she looked like a cow grazing on grass
I dumped my ex cuz I wasn't allowed to watch tv or movies without her approval...
I once dumped a girl because she cut her hair short and I didn't like it
I dumped my ex-fiancee while in the military when she called to ask "I'm pregnant, its not yours, what should I do? " my response was "lose my number"
Today's Video Blog features the Rev getting inspired by Jessica Simpson!
Last night my wife and I went to a musical, and it was a musical unlike anything I am sure you have ever seen. I'm not exaggerating about this…the musical we saw was hands down the funniest, most ridiculous, entertaining show I have EVER seen. We saw The Book Of Mormon – this is the play that Matt & Trey from South Park made. Imagine being in a live rendition of a South park episode...that was what it was like. Well written, great story, hilarious content, awesome set/props, and the music was well executed by the orchestra. I now get why it has won multiple Tony Awards. The play started with this song…which hooked us in immediately; I guess they also performed at the Tony Awards show, which shockingly (I know)…I missed:
This play is running at the Paramount until January 20th…tickets are selling fast, so get them…I promise you that you will love it. My face was hurting from laughing so much. Get tix and info at www.stgpresents.org
Miss Alabama Katherine Webb did an interview on the "Today" show yesterday, to talk about what Brent Musburger said about her during the BCS game Monday night. If you haven’t seen it, here is Musberger talking about Katherine, and who is the girlfriend of Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron.
ESPN issued an apology for announcer Brent Musburger's comments and here is Katherine’s talking about what happened, and she said the apology wasn't necessary...
Huge props to Miss Alabama, I love that she said that an apology wasn’t needed for what Brent Musberger said about her…and basically that people are making a big deal over nothing. So based on this…When it comes to something that you have done in your life…finish this sentence: “I don’t understand why people made a big deal out of _____.”
I dont understand why people make a big deal out of me not liking my brothers girlfriend. She is a complete mess and manipulator and people still talk about me not liking her. –Christina
I dont understand why people made a big deal over name brand clothing in highschool. From jessica in Everett
Why do ppl gon on about my hair? grew it out when I found out mom had cancer, but she doesn't need my hair so I'm donating to LocksOfLove. What's the big deal??
I dont understand why my ex wife my a big deal of me sleeping with my co-worker. I still came home that night.
When I took over the department at the hospital that I work that I've called all my employees together and told them that I'm an A-hole. i told them before they started saying it behind my back because I would not take any excuses for failure to complete tasks in reasonable time. Bosses did Not agree with what I stated to the employees. After that it was smooth sailing at work for about six months.
A new survey from a British magazine has come up with the 10 things men and women hate most about their partner.
What women hate most about the men in their lives:
1. They're immature.
2. They dress like a bum.
3. They're thoughtless.
4. They hate to go shopping.
5. They don't do any housework.
6. They leave the toilet seat up.
7. They won't obey their simple house rules.
8. They don't show any interest in the things that THEY like.
9. They buy lame Christmas or birthday presents.
10. They watch too much sports.
What men hate most about the women in their lives:
1. They take too long to get ready.
2. They shop too much.
3. They spend too much on haircuts.
4. They nag about housework.
5. They watch girly shows like soap operas.
6. They're bad at parking.
7. They get upset when you criticize their cooking.
8. They don't notice when you finally DO do some housework.
9. They start conversations with the phrase, "You never listen to me."
10. They have long phone conversations with their mothers or friends.
What about you? What is that one habit that you absolutely hate most in your partner? Here are some of the texts we got:
I hate that she always feels the need to correct my grammar. If you know what I meant, let it go. -âThe Fremont Viking (Bjorn)
Back seat driving drives me nutz bro!
His clothes. He wears army jackets (same THREE every day) and isn't even in the army!
She wants to know everything, and acts like she does know everything
The one habit I hate the most in my fiancee is that he slurps and smacks while he is eating...it is Soooo gross to me.
I hate that every light in the house has to be on
Not sure if you call it a habit, but I hate how stressed out my wife gets over small or unimportant things.
I really hate how the girlfriend judges every other woman she sees. Picks apart what they are wearing and how they look all the time.
I hate it when my hubby tries on my underwear to be funny... thongs arent for men because they dont whipe as good as they should after going #2
Today's video blog features my new favorite song -- "Booty Pop" by Albert.
There are rumors buzzing on Twitter that Chris Hansen’s group has bought the Sacramento Kings NBA Franchise. These are still just rumors; we will keep you posted if this gets confirmed.
All day today we are celebrating the music and the spirit of the 90’s with 90 Something Day! I am loving it…brings me back to my teen years to my early adult years…great movies, music, TV shoes…and a reason to wear flannel every day! It’s been a blast hearing Cracker, Stabbing Westward, Everclear, Alice In Chains, Queensryche, and so many other great bands this morning. I couldn’t even create a list of the best CD’s, movies, or TV shows from those years…there have been too many to pick from. I know when I am an old fart…like BJ (I kid, I kid)…the 90’s will be the decade I always look back on fondly!
One thing I won’t look back on fondly was my facial hair decisions…mustache/goatee was not my best “look” haha!
The 90’s fell right in the middle of my college years…I remember going to Plattsburgh State in NY having the time of my life starting in 1992…discovering so much great music, which apparently I needed to advertise on a t-shirt all the time (Alice In Chains, House Of Pain, and still one of my all time favorite bands… Vancouver BC’s own…Mystery Machine):
I also truly started falling in love with radio in college…playing some of my favorite songs on the air at WPLT (which is now WQKE), our college radio station:
Playing all this music from the 90’s led to a topic… It could be a band, a movie, TV show…or anything that happened in your life…finish this sentence: “When I think Of The 90’s I think of _____”. Here are the texts we got:
brings me back. During the 90's I was still in highschool and listening to STP with Andy Savage and Jody.
The fresh prince of bel air and home improvement tim the toolman taylor!
Crystal Pepsi. Thanks for playing 'Right Now'!
First thing that comes to mind for the 90's would be grunge. The Seattle sound dominated and all was awesome! –Bjorn
Mariners refuse to lose -95
I think about the Spice Girls. Of course, I was born in '89.
1996 -- Sonics in the finals
The Kingdome
TGIF shows, including Tapangas knockers on boy meets world
When I think a the 90's I think of 5 years stuck on crack, 4 rehab centers and oh yea I thought I was gay.... The music was great but life sucked ass! Celebrate 14 years sober this month!!
The attitude era of wwe stone cold,the rock, DX hardcore wrestling I miss that RED
Usa up all night B movies and gilbert Godfrey hosting it
The 90’s were the start of me playing music as well…this video is from either 1990 or 1991…it’s a music video I made a long time ago for my high school band -- Purrgatory. The song is called "The Purrgatory Experience" and it was filmed at The Crazy Country Club in Brooklyn NY:
I tried watching the BCS game but wow was that a beatdown. The highlight had nothing to do with the game, butwhen ESPN announcer Brent Musburger started going nuts about ‘Bama’s QB A.J. McCarron's girlfriend when the camera caught her in the stands. His girlfriend is She's Katherine Webb, the reigning Miss Alabama….atta boy AJ!
The best part of this story....before she was featured on TV she had 1000 followers on Twitter, and after that...in one night alone...she gained 90,000 new followers. Shockingly 89,997 of them were men.
So apparently people that live by the Pier are not happy with the light shows that the Great Wheel does…one resident complained that it feels like you are in the middle of an amusement park. The people that run the Great Wheel have voluntarily limited the hours of the light show because of it. I don’t know what it’s like to live right there, but I would think it would be cool to have that light show to watch from your home…but again, I don’t live there to experience this:
I know who would love to have this outside your window…people that enjoy hallucinogenic drugs, ecstasy, or stoners! You could get rid of your TV, face your couch to your window and enjoy the show!
Last night my wife and I watched the season premiere of the Bachelor. I know I know…whatever, it’s my guilty pleasure…and based on last night…some of these girls are Bat ESS crazy! One girl is into cats and 50 Shades Of Grey, another showed up wearing a wedding dress, and another is missing an arm! I have no issues with the armless lady, but she was convinced that if he doesn’t pick her it’s because she doesn’t have an arm…that could be so, but I wouldn’t give her a rose because A. She wasn’t that attractive, B. She seemed nuts, and C. She was immediately playing the “woe is me I’m armless” card. They should call this show “BLD”, which why I am thoroughly entertained by it. But I do realize I have a problem, they had one returning girl from a past season…and I actually caught myself saying “oh sweet, Kacie B is back…I like her”. Man card revoked.
Al Roker was on Dateline over the weekend, and shared a shocking story…
Wow. I mean, just wow! Does that mean that he left his dirty undies in the bathroom at the White House? That’s epic. That could be considered a form of terrorism, all better be prepared for a visit from Secret Service holding a roll of Charmin. Geez Al!
Based on Al Roker’s story of having an “accident” at the White House…what about you…it doesn’t have to be an “accident” like he had…but when did you pull an “Al Roker” and have something embarrassing happen at the worst place possible? Here are the texts we received:
I was at the beach with my boyfriend and his friends and my bikini string came undone when I got out of the water. I was 15 at the time
My fiance pulled down her pants to fart on her brother and sharted on him
Once I stepped onto a bus, and the crotch of my pants ripped open. This caused my business to pop out in front of the bus driver. J.U.I.
Was at church. Had a boner and had to get up for communion. Boxers and slacks can't hide boner.
I used to hook up with my bros wifes friend and we got busy in her car and i left some butt stains on the seat.
My girl was giving me oral negotiations and my dog ran up and licked her face and my boys. We couldn't stop laughing after we pushed him away
Had a raging “excitement” at a pool party when i was about 16 an my buddy pantsed me right in front of my girlfriend and her friends. i was boner boy from then on.
Yesterday we spoke with John Moffitt of the Seattle Seahawks…John is one of the stars of the Real Rob Report – a online show that Michael Robinson of the Hawks puts together…look it up on You Tube…it’s an awesome video of the guys on the Hawks hanging out in the locker room. In a recent episode, Michael Robinson had a great question for Moffitt about who he would want to be endorsed by, and John said he would love to be the spokesperson for Manny’s beer. Solid choice John!
John Moffitt said that if he could endorse any product it would be Manny’s beer…what about you? If you could endorse a product (or a brand), what would it be? Here are the texts we received:
I would endorse the BJ Shea show so I could smoke weed with mono nick.
I would endorse rouge brewery & distillery, they are based out of oregon but they also have the issaquah brewhouse up here. They have amazing great quality beer, their rum and gin is so unique and tasty and they use local ingredients as much as they can. Love them –âmarina
If I'm endorsing a product and not a business, it would be Men's Room Red. My go to beer whenever I have a choice. Love that stuff! –âBjorn
I would endorse Durex condoms for keeping me std free, but also sue them for enabling my perv ways.
I'd endorse Ford Motors. I promote them in any way that I can. 80% of my modeling photos feature me wearing Ford Ovals of some sort. DEDICATED TO FORD! –â Meghan
I'd endorse Victoria's secret, it's the gift that keeps on giving! Kelly the Ford guy in issaquah...
Today's Video Blog features another cool moment from my time at Monster Jam over the weekend. Robosaurus was at Monster Jam at the Tacoma Dome! Fire Breathing Robot Car + Car split in half = Awesome time!
I tried watching the BCS game but wow was that a beatdown. The highlight had nothing to do with the game, butwhen ESPN announcer Brent Musburger started going nuts about ‘Bama’s QB A.J. McCarron's girlfriend when the camera caught her in the stands. His girlfriend is She's Katherine Webb, the reigning Miss Alabama….atta boy AJ!
The best part of this story....before she was featured on TV she had 1000 followers on Twitter, and after that...in one night alone...she gained 90,000 new followers. Shockingly 89,997 of them were men.
So apparently people that live by the Pier are not happy with the light shows that the Great Wheel does…one resident complained that it feels like you are in the middle of an amusement park. The people that run the Great Wheel have voluntarily limited the hours of the light show because of it. I don’t know what it’s like to live right there, but I would think it would be cool to have that light show to watch from your home…but again, I don’t live there to experience this:
I know who would love to have this outside your window…people that enjoy hallucinogenic drugs, ecstasy, or stoners! You could get rid of your TV, face your couch to your window and enjoy the show!
Last night my wife and I watched the season premiere of the Bachelor. I know I know…whatever, it’s my guilty pleasure…and based on last night…some of these girls are Bat ESS crazy! One girl is into cats and 50 Shades Of Grey, another showed up wearing a wedding dress, and another is missing an arm! I have no issues with the armless lady, but she was convinced that if he doesn’t pick her it’s because she doesn’t have an arm…that could be so, but I wouldn’t give her a rose because A. She wasn’t that attractive, B. She seemed nuts, and C. She was immediately playing the “woe is me I’m armless” card. They should call this show “BLD”, which why I am thoroughly entertained by it. But I do realize I have a problem, they had one returning girl from a past season…and I actually caught myself saying “oh sweet, Kacie B is back…I like her”. Man card revoked.
Al Roker was on Dateline over the weekend, and shared a shocking story…
Wow. I mean, just wow! Does that mean that he left his dirty undies in the bathroom at the White House? That’s epic. That could be considered a form of terrorism, all better be prepared for a visit from Secret Service holding a roll of Charmin. Geez Al!
Based on Al Roker’s story of having an “accident” at the White House…what about you…it doesn’t have to be an “accident” like he had…but when did you pull an “Al Roker” and have something embarrassing happen at the worst place possible? Here are the texts we received:
I was at the beach with my boyfriend and his friends and my bikini string came undone when I got out of the water. I was 15 at the time
My fiance pulled down her pants to fart on her brother and sharted on him
Once I stepped onto a bus, and the crotch of my pants ripped open. This caused my business to pop out in front of the bus driver. J.U.I.
Was at church. Had a boner and had to get up for communion. Boxers and slacks can't hide boner.
I used to hook up with my bros wifes friend and we got busy in her car and i left some butt stains on the seat.
My girl was giving me oral negotiations and my dog ran up and licked her face and my boys. We couldn't stop laughing after we pushed him away
Had a raging “excitement” at a pool party when i was about 16 an my buddy pantsed me right in front of my girlfriend and her friends. i was boner boy from then on.
Yesterday we spoke with John Moffitt of the Seattle Seahawks…John is one of the stars of the Real Rob Report – a online show that Michael Robinson of the Hawks puts together…look it up on You Tube…it’s an awesome video of the guys on the Hawks hanging out in the locker room. In a recent episode, Michael Robinson had a great question for Moffitt about who he would want to be endorsed by, and John said he would love to be the spokesperson for Manny’s beer. Solid choice John!
John Moffitt said that if he could endorse any product it would be Manny’s beer…what about you? If you could endorse a product (or a brand), what would it be? Here are the texts we received:
I would endorse the BJ Shea show so I could smoke weed with mono nick.
I would endorse rouge brewery & distillery, they are based out of oregon but they also have the issaquah brewhouse up here. They have amazing great quality beer, their rum and gin is so unique and tasty and they use local ingredients as much as they can. Love them –âmarina
If I'm endorsing a product and not a business, it would be Men's Room Red. My go to beer whenever I have a choice. Love that stuff! –âBjorn
I would endorse Durex condoms for keeping me std free, but also sue them for enabling my perv ways.
I'd endorse Ford Motors. I promote them in any way that I can. 80% of my modeling photos feature me wearing Ford Ovals of some sort. DEDICATED TO FORD! –â Meghan
I'd endorse Victoria's secret, it's the gift that keeps on giving! Kelly the Ford guy in issaquah...
Today's Video Blog features another cool moment from my time at Monster Jam over the weekend. Robosaurus was at Monster Jam at the Tacoma Dome! Fire Breathing Robot Car + Car split in half = Awesome time!
Man…I think my heart is still racing from that Hawks game! What a great come from behind victory! So many great moments…from Marshawn saving Wilson’s fumble to Wilson’s sweet block on Beast Mode’s TD run. But the real question at hand, what the hell was up with grass at the Redskins stadium? Did they forget to water the grass or something? Geez! Man, I can’t wait for next week…and what an awesome weekend of sports. A. The Hawks won their first playoff game…B. The NHL ended their lock-out so we will have a season, and C. USA won the gold in the junior championships in hockey…beating Sweden 3-1.
What an awesome game, and an awesome moment for USA hockey!
Another highlight from this weekend…I found this sweet Rocky t-shirt:
Huge thanks to John Moffitt for joining us this morning. John is #74 on the Hawks, and what a funny dude. I love his twtter, @moffitt74 … where the first thing you see is this:
While on the phone I got him to admit that he stuffed his pants with a sock….priceless! I also love the stuff he tweets…here are some of his better ones:
I think beer companies should go the same route as milk in advertising. No specific brand marketed just an overall message- Got beer
If u don't shock/disgust waiters when u order-ur not john moffitt
If u take more pics with ur food than ur freinds-ur priorities are straight!
Horse shoes?? Are there horse socks?? Is anybody listening to me ??
I hate when people interrupt me when I'm spending time w my cell phone
The most suspenseful moment in life is that second after u hear tires screeching to see if its followed up by a crash and maybe an explosion
Family is an incomplete concept, with beer it becomes complete
Almost fell in the toilet bc the seat was up, but then my fat ass was like-I got you!
Tweeted after the greenbay game: I stubbed my toe and instantly became furious at @ShowtimeTate, it's just fashionable right now u know.
Whoever invented yoga pants should be given a million dollars every month
Just found out that earls and joeys aren't competitors, jointly owned..thats illuminati
Twitter is like my father, always seeking its approval and never living up to its expectations.. Bet u thought I'd tweet on the draft huh
Check out John on Michael Robinson’s You Tube show – The Real Rob report, which is all about the fun the team has in the locker room…here is the most recent episode:
According to a new survey, one in three men think they're more attractive after they've had a few drinks . . . but only one in eight women agree. In fact, two out of five women think men become LESS attractive when they drink. One in four men think alcohol improves their performance in bed . . . but HALF of women say that's not true. Two in five guys think they're funnier and dance better when they're drunk, but one in three women disagree.
Based on this...finish this sentence: "I was wrong, but I thought I could do _____ when I was drunk". Here are the texts we received:
I thought I could be married while drunk, didn't work. (lasted 2 years)
I Thought it would be a good idea to jump off a roof onto a trampoline when I was drunk. Tore almost all the ligaments in my knee
Ride the mechanical bull....not
I thought I could spiderman crawl up the side of my apartment complex into my 3rd floor balcony. A three story fall, broken leg and hip later, I realized I couldnt.
I thought I could skateboard when I was drunk!! Gravity proved me wrong!! :) Faith
My husband thought he could play the drums butt naked in our garage at 3 am . The two officers who showed up and threw him against my car didnt think so lol and yes he was completely naked haha
Today's Video Blog is all about Monster Jam at the Tacoma Dome. I got to go on Friday, and it was AWESOME! One of the highlights was Max D – especially when Maximum Destruction flipped over, and I caught it on video!
I am so excited for the game this Sunday…playoffs baby! Maybe I’m delusional…but I feel like good things can happen for the Hawks….not for just this Sunday, but for the whole playoff run! Could you imagine if Russellmania, Beast Mode, and The Legion Of Boom lead the Hawks to their first Super Bowl. I have goose bumps writing this!
So on both Pete Carroll and Russell Wilson are on Twitter offering an autographed jersey to the best picture of someone rocking the Seahawks Blue on Blue Friday…so of course I had to tweet them this picture of Lulu and I rocking our Hawks jerseys:
The website, Your Tango (relationship website), recently did an article about the 3 things a woman does that men hate. The article says, quote, “Yelling isn't the only thing you do that men hate.You may be getting on his nerves and not even know it.” The following are the three things they list that women do that men hate:
1. Unfavorable comparisons. We absolutely detest being unfavorably compared to your father, your brother, your brother-in-law, your ex, the guy who took your virginity or any other man who's seen you naked. It makes us feel bad about ourselves and you.
2. Suggestions for improvement. Your attempts to "make us over" leave us baffled and annoyed. If you're feeling we're being overly sensitive in handling your constructive criticism, think about how you would react to helpful suggestions on how you might upgrade your body or improve your sense of style.
3. The phrase, "You should know why I'm upset." We don't. If you're angry with us and we don't know why, it does not mean we don't care about you or your feelings… your unwillingness to illuminate us is both frustrating and counter-productive.
hate What is something your partner does that you absolutely hate? Here are some of the texts we received:
The answer to what my woman is doing that I hate: Breathing! Hahaha!
Doesn't clean up after herself
She never effing listens to me when I give suggestions or advice, even when she knows I'm right. And she never makes me a sandwich.
My wife makes me feel guilty for not going to church.
Organization. She has none. Put it back in the right effin place!!
She farts during sex! From the g man
My hubby can't figure out how to shut cabinet doors...how hard is it to close an freaking cabinet
I hate when I can hear my husband eat his food. It's ridiculously loud!! All I hear is his saliva swirling in his mouth. It's gross. Men, cut it out! -Kiranda, 25. Lakewood
I hate it when my boyfriend talks to me during the puzzles on wheel of fortune!! 30 minutes, can it!!
Today's video blog features my view during Beat The Producer in the sound proof room. Sometimes BJ and Rev argue after the questions are asked, and I just have to stand there and wait and watch.
The question of the days seemed to come from a discussion about donating your action to a couple in need. There was a crazy story of a man that was a sperm donor that is being hit up for child support by the government. All because he didn’t go through the proper channels…instead of going to a “bank”, he did it by answering a CraigsList ad…they offered him 50 bucks…and he didn’t take the money, and did it as a favor. What is wrong with this guy? Take the money. BJ asked me why I wouldn’t do them a solid…and my answer: “Have you seen these women?” look…not to sound shallow, BUT…I don’t know these women, and unless it Jessica Alba and Mila Kunis asking me for my stuff to donate…it’s coming at a cost. No pun meant, I swear.
Yesterday we reported on this story of a Tacoma woman who set fire to some of her husband’s belongings because she suspected him of cheating. 32-year-old Jenny Mena was charged with arson yesterday because she piled photographs, a gift box, lingerie and other items on her bedroom floor and set it on fire. LINGERIE!?! Now why would you do that? Unless they were so hot that she thought that could start the fire – waka waka!
This story is an extreme case of jealousy, but what about you? When did jealousy get the best of you or someone you know? Here are some of the texts we got:
arrested for domestic violence 4 him calling me another girls name in bed... don't regret it he was a douche canoe! – Kendra
My ex gf was jealous of smutty TV commercials like Victoria secret's and do forth. I'd never hear the end of it EVER. She had issues
I really liked one of my co-workers, until I found out he was banging another girl at work. I was so pissed I went to Fred Meyer and bought him a card (with my own angry added message) and a cow heart, and left them on his porch. I guess his mom came home and saw them first. Needless to say, he and the chick were scared to death of me after that. Lolololol
my Friend's lady found a bunch of old nude pics from old girlfriends when he was out. She then broke a ton of lightbulbs and put the glass under his bed sheets. He noticed his bed was made and found them first. Craziest s***, I think he's still with her.
It wasn't jealousy, it would be more along the lines of revenge but I peed in a guys Camelback while we were out on a field exercise
Forbes.com have come up with a list of the 10 Most Talked About Women of 2012. They scoured TENS OF THOUSANDS of news sources over the course of the year, and found the women who were mentioned the MOST in headlines. This year's queen is HILLARY CLINTON . . . with 26,838 headline mentions. She's followed by MICHELLE OBAMA and LADY GAGA. Here's the list . . .
1. Hillary Clinton, 26,838
2. Michelle Obama, 24,451
3. Lady Gaga, 22,058
4. Lindsay Lohan, 19,828
5. German Chancellor Angela Merkel, 13,171
6. Beyonce, 10,954
7. Kate Middleton, 10,433
8. Rihanna, 10,355
9. Angelina Jolie, 10,141
10. Jennifer Lopez, 9,683
Forbes released a list of the most talked about women in the world…based on this…finish this sentence: “I once got people talking when I did _____”? Here are some texts we received:
I got people talking when I wore my utility kilt to the construction site. My boss eventually said I couldn't wear it to work anymore because of L&I rules. FYI I'm an electrician.
I got people talking when I put a chicken mask on at a sounders game. Also putting on a Santa suit and picking up garbage. RED
I had my high school girlfriend living in my closet for months! Everyone at school knew, but my parents had no idea.
I was leading pt for my section yesterday and in the middle of the conditions drill out of nowhere i puked all over the floor and on one of the soldiers pt jacket that was on the floor... Needless to say people are still talking about it
In High school I forgot to take my hunting rifle out of the back of my truck and my truck got searched randomly that day. Im a good kid and never had been in trouble before. Needless to say I was not aloud back to school. Oh and I was walked out of class durring break in hand cuffs! Haha
I got high on pvc cement in high school and earned the nickname "giggles the king". :King
I work at a bingo hall in Mountlake Terrace. I hate the customers so much that I pooped in the toilet tank
One time i ate a live gardner snake then i skinny dipped in a mud puddle at church. Meth is a hell of a drug! #YOLO
I once dropped a DOOKIE in my boss's desk drawer! He still doesnt know it was me!
I was talk of school for dating class mates aunt senior year in high school. She is now my wife and 15 years older than me
I totally forgot to share this yesterday…I filmed this while on vacation…Check this out..near my house in Puyallup there is a house that has lights synchronized to music. You tune into their "radio station", and enjoy the show. Pretty awesome!
We are back live from our vacation, it was tough waking up this morning after 2 weeks of not using an alarm clock. I know many people fantasize about retiring at an early age (earlier than 65 or 70) and map out where they want to live, and what they want to do…for me, the only goal is to never use an alarm clock ever again. It’s such a great feeling to just wake up whenever…honestly…the only day I woke up early was Christmas morning. Just like a kid, I was so excited for Christmas…I was excited to see if my wife liked what I got her, and excited to see what I got. Man I was a lucky fella…I got some sweet Bose headphones to use while I work out…now I get why people swear by Bose…they sound amazing! I also got some other cool things…like a sweet Hawks hoodie, and a Russell Wilson #3 t-shirt:
I also got hooked up with some awesome gear for Hockey…like new skates and a throat guard!
Lulu celebrated her first Christmas with us, and I think we spoiled her:
Also, on Christmas Eve…Santa Steve visited the family with gifts:
There was one person Santa was very happy to have on his lap…my wife of course!
Best pic during the holidays had to be this…during our Christmas Eve family get together, Lulu and Harley had some fun playing together…
Speaking of Lulu and the Hawks…both of us were very excited to watch the Hawks march into the playoffs with a win against the rams in the final game of the season…
After the game, I saw this on Twitter, and I thought this was awesome…Matt Hasselbeck, showing some love to our rookie QB…Russell Wilson…
Both of those guys are the epitome of class…let’s hope that Russellmania leads us to one more win than the 2005 Hawks that lost in the Super Bowl! Hopefully momentum will be on the Hawks side…like it has been in the past for the Packers, and the Giants (twice)! Go Hawks!
According to a new survey, 66% of people say they receive at least one gift they don't want every Christmas. The Christmas gifts that people wanted the LEAST this year includes "Fifty Shades of Grey". Here are the five Christmas gifts that people want the LEAST this year . . .
1. "Fifty Shades of Grey".
2. A DVD of Olympics highlights.
3. A weight loss DVD.
4. A jumpsuit or adult onesie.
5. A Christmas sweater.
So 66% of people say they receive at least one gift they don't want every Christmas...what was that one gift for you this year? Here are the texts we received:
I got a Superman snuggie. Really...a snuggie that makes me look like figgin Superman....my wife got it for me. thanks dear.
I got a CD shape like Santa Claus Claus's head with Christmas music on it. Needless to say, I never opened it -dubba
growing up, my uncle gave out $25 savings bonds. So its cheap AND I have to wait 20 years to use it? THANKS! Gman drew
My girlfriend gave me a 6 pack of socks. But the other presents made up for it and in all honestly I needed new socks ha. Its hard to fake excitment when you rip off the paper and see socks!
My grandmother got me panties. Sexy panties. Lace. Yes, I threw them away, I can't wear them without thinking of grama! ~Christine~
Try getting a potato peeler...my mom n I both got one from a family member. Best thing about it the tag was still on it Nd it was $1!
So in a recent interview with The Rev on BJ Shea’s Geek Nation…bruce Campbell (Evil Dead, Burn Notice, Bubba Ho-Tep)…mentioned that if he could do something with any celeb, he would want to go fishing with Brad Pitt. The reason why this even came up was that while we were on vacation, Bruce was in town to meet with his biggest fan…and watch the trailer for the new Evil Dead movie with them. Pretty cool! Check out the full interview on the podcast here:
Bruce Campbell says that he would want to go fishing with Brad Pitt…what about you? If you had the chance to have someone you are a huge fan of visit you and do something with you, who would it be & what would you do? Here are the texts we received:
I'd invite Richard Sherman over and throw an adderall party! –Sean
I would visit with tyrese Gibson and I can't tell u what I would do with him ;)
Zack wylde for a weekend bender
Johney depp shoot some pool at my fav bar the anchor inn then dancing on rega night at the wild buffalo take care guys luv yas jen
I'd wanna play Madden with Russell Wilson, but I would be the Seahawks and destroy him by being Russell Wilson and beast mode
My name is kristy from everett and I would like Tommy Chong to visit me. Roll a fat blunt and take some bong rips. Then I'd make him some of my awesome enchiladas
Target shooting and blowing stuff up with Clint Eastwood.
I would want to play catch with Peyton Manning. Im not a great football player but playing with him would be amazing!!!
I would also hang with brad Pitt. But I would love to bang Angelina Jolie with him. Show him what's up. Hell ya!!
Cortez Kennedy and go to Seahawks game or training camp!!! :-) Faith
I'd have Jerry Cantrell teach me how to play guitar.
Today's video blog features a promo item we got from the new FOX show, The Following. I try and scare Vicky B. with it!
