In Florida, a 37-year-old Pizza Hut employee wanted to impress his girlfriend, so he told her he was a sheriff's deputy. Back in August…Christopher Sharp and his girlfriend moved in together. They must not have been dating very long, because she didn't even know where he worked. Christopher worked at Pizza Hut. But he didn't think his girlfriend would be impressed by that. So he lied, and told her he was a county sheriff's deputy. Every day he would leave the house in a sheriff's uniform. Then he'd change in the car outside the Pizza Hut, and change back after work. And he'd tell his girlfriend, her family, and her friends stories about his adventures as a cop. He gave them advice about getting out of traffic tickets and DUIs. He even went to a New Year's party in his sheriff's uniform. That's when someone tipped off the cops that this guy was going around claiming to be a sheriff's deputy, and it didn't quite add up. They investigated, and Christopher was arrested for impersonating a law enforcement officer earlier this month. Naturally, his girlfriend also dumped him. And he didn't take it well . . . he just got arrested for STALKING her. Now the REAL cops are monitoring him with a GPS ankle bracelet.
Based on this, what have you done to impress someone or what has someone done to impress you? Here are the texts we received:
I once pretended to be topshelf…had free drinks of crown all night…man it’s hard to laugh like him
Told stories from my days in Vietnam, I was born in 1989
I had a large amount of $ in the bank due to selling my home. Printed a bunch of ATM receipts so when I gave a girl my number a $45,000 balance was "discovered". $35,000 went right to my new home.
Had a chick tell us she get get free kegs and had me and my buddy invite all of our freinds to our house... she said she would be there at eight with the beer and never showed turns out I talked with her friend and she said she was lying and it wasn't the first time she did that.
So yesterday BJ, Topshelf, Mono-Nick, BJ’s son The Prodigy, and intern Jay went to Goldberg’s in the Factoria Mall area to eat at Goldberg’s! They tried to tackle the 5 pound Reuben that has been featured on TV before…that’s a pound of meat for each of them! Check this Reuben out…it looks awesome!
Here's an interesting technique you can use to DE-CLUTTER your place. A woman named Vivienne Palmer from Colorado has come up with a technique to de-clutter your place in the course of a year . . . and it actually sounds simple enough to work. All you do is get rid of 10 things a day. Whether you throw them out, sell them on eBay or Craigslist, donate them, give them away to friends, or burn them in a ritualistic bonfire in the backyard . . . just get rid of them. By the end of the year, your house will have 3,650 fewer pieces of useless junk in it. And that's GUARANTEED to make it a more comfortable place to live. Plus, Vivienne found that she's making a surprising amount of money from selling her junk online. She's saving it all, and expects to make several thousand dollars by the end of the year to use on a family trip.
Based on this, finish this sentence: "I wish my significant other would get rid of _____." Here are the texts we got:
I wish my wife what get rid of her vocal cords
I wish my husband would sell his jeep been in garage forever
I wish my boyfriend would get rid of all the underwear he owns. they are all stained and ripped and they smell like balls...but he refuses and said they have character
I wish my wife would get rid of all the f******* clothes that don't fit so I can have room for my s*** Evil chadd
I wish my wife would get rid of her weight lol
My ex still has a 50 gallon garbage can full of Mt. St. Helens ash from the May 18 eruption from when we lived in Yakima. The Dr. in Port Orchard
Today's Video Blog is all about Toppy, BJ, Mono Nick, and Intern Jay's trip to Goldberg's to tackle the Reuben sandwich.
The 18-year-old girl who won Miss Delaware Teen USA this past November has resigned . . . after a porn video of her surfaced online. Melissa King appeared in a video for a website called Girls Do Porn. And in the video, she tells the cameraman she just turned 18, and she's doing it because she needs the money, and there is mention of her doing beauty pageants. A few days ago, she tweeted, quote, "Once you move on in life people shouldn't try to use your past against you. Let them be happy." So it seems she knew this was coming. Melissa grew up in foster care from ages 12 to 18. And her platform for Miss Delaware Teen USA was to help work with and mentor foster kids.
I watched the video, for show prep purposes of course, and I have to say…stick to beauty pageants. She was AWFUL in this video…she was just there…if ya know what I mean…plus any video when you can hear the dude and not the chick is NOT OK with me! I’m guessing her beauty pageant talent is being quiet and acting like it’s not fun…waka waka! I do have to say this…she just took a fast track to Vivid…you know they are going to be knocking on her door to have her star in some fine adult films. Hopefully they get her some “acting” lessons.
Based on this story, Finish this sentence: “I would have had to resign from my job if my company knew about _____.” Here are the texts we got:
If they knew I had a felony in another state and went to prison. I work for a bank doing home loans
I would get fired if my company knew that I hooked up with a lot of ladies from jobs that I have been on
Id have to quit my job if my boss knew I was using there gas card to fill up my 400 HP sports car (gets about 10 mpg)
I smoke pot in the mail/supply room daily with my boss and the delivery driver.
Sleeping with old women for money to pay the bills
would have had got kicked out of the military if they found out when i was in Afghanistan i sampled the local hashish
That I had sex with the bosses wife and sister at the same time
I haven't been to work in two weeks and they still haven't noticed and im still gettin paid
Working valet. Taking guest cars on the freeway....lets hope they don't find out
I would have to resign from my job if my company knew i was part of a illegal fight club
I would have to leave my current job if my boss knew how many people I decaf everyday. - angry batista <3
Monster.com has put together a great list of the seven bad habits that drive your co-workers crazy.
1. Making an Unreasonable Amount of Noise. You shouldn't listen to music unless you're using headphones, or you're in an actual office. You also shouldn't listen to your voicemail over speakerphone, or talk too loud on the phone in general.
2. Adding Unnecessary Background Noise During a Conference Call. Like when someone has music on, or bangs away on their keyboard without muting their microphone.
3. Being a Source of Strong Smells. Including "good" smells, like perfume, which can be just as bad as something like garlic if you use too much of it.
4. Excessive Chit-Chat. Small talk is fine, just as long as you're not distracting people and preventing them for getting their work done.
5. Doing Anything That Grosses People Out. Which ranges from sneezing and not using a tissue . . . to nose-picking.
6. Physical Contact. Avoid things like hugging, tickling, poking, back rubs, or anything else that might seem creepy.
7. Borrowing Office Supplies Without Asking. In fact, you shouldn't go into someone's desk for ANY reason without asking them first.
Based on this list of the seven bad habits that drive your co-workers crazy…what does your co-worker do that drives you crazy? Or…what do you do that you know annoys your co-workers? Here are the texts we got:
I turn everything into a competition. Every month I try to earn the most production dollars. It annoys my coworkers.
My supervisor's name is Jenny. I do the Forrest Gump version of Jenny on her
I used to purposefully buy ranch corn nuts and crunch them as loudly as possible in my co-âworkers office area. :)
My co worker Shane pretends hes doing WWE MOVES around the machine shop! Brian da Boz Everett
I walk around my office snapping my fingers consistently, sometimes it gets so bad my coworkers have had to duck tape my hands together
I always comment on how the people that text us at 7-7-9-9-9 are at times…well…interesting. I kid you not, these were the first 2 texts that came in this morning:
MARK WAHLBERG was offered the part of Captain Kirk's dad in J.J. ABRAMS' first "Star Trek" movie, but he turned it down because he DIDN'T GET IT. He says, quote, "I tried to read the script, but I couldn't understand the words or dialogue or anything. Then I saw the movie and I was like, 'Holy [crap] . . . I probably wouldn't pass up an opportunity to work with J.J. again."
What about you? Finish this sentence: “I can’t believe I passed up on _____.” Here are some of the texts we got:
I can't believe I passed on... Working at Wizards of the Coast. I was applying for a menial position there when a religious friend pointed out the demon ic imagery on some of the Magic the Gathering cards. Idiot me, I went "Yeah, you're right." I've regretted it ever since. I LOVE gaming, and I could have worked there
When I was 18 my dad send an internet porn star into my bedroom and bet her 100 dollars that she couldn't sleep with me. The whole situation made me uncomfortable, so needless to say my dad won the bet.
I turn down the opportunity to work security in New Orleans post Katrina. And some of those guys made between 3000 and 10,000 a month.
When I was younger I auditioned to be in the grinch as cyndy loo hoo and they were gonna send me to California for a second interview and I turned it down. –Katie
I can't believe I passed up on going to west point acdamy when my grandfather offered it to me.
I turned down an internship for the BJ Shea Morning Experience.... And im glad i did! Good luck Hot Kyle! #tortureTuesday
A threesome with two girls just because I knew one was in love with me & I knew it was just a ploy to get me in bed. I should've done it anyway! ~Christine~
Great grandma turned down Boeing stock way early in the company's history.
Harold Walls is a garbage man in Delaware, and he lost his wallet while driving his route three years ago. He was planning to buy a new TV that night, so he was carrying $800 cash at the time. The town eventually auctioned off the truck he drove . . . and earlier this month, the new owner found the wallet under the seat and returned it, with the $800 still inside.
Based on this… What did you lose that you wish someone would return or what did you find, and did you return it? Here are the texts we got:
My grandfather used to work selling the contents of abandoned safety deposit boxes. He found a man's cremated remains and tracked down his family somewhere in Arizona. He called them up, and the man's wife answered the phone and burst into tears when she heard that he found the remains. Turns out, she had paid her daughter to fly up here and spread the remains in the puget sound. Instead, she put daddy in a safety deposit box and pocketed the cash. Grandpa never returned anything from those boxes ever again. -Mike in Kent
Found a bank envelope with 4000. Returned it to the bank because the guys receipt was in it. The guy ended up giving me 500 of it for returning it to him. But the temptation to keep it. I was 19 when I found it and broke.
My favorite pocket knife my wife got me years back I dropped it in a customers car when I was a mechanic. Called the customer and they said they found it and would bring it by. Never saw it again.
Hey guys. I'm streaming the show on the app while I work so hopefully the segment isn't too delayed. I had about $5000 worth of magic cards that I was collecting for about 10 years. Color binders and all. I got a roommate into the game and when he moved back to Texas all my cards were mysteriously gone. called him and he said he didn't have them. He did hire movers though. Don't know. Haven't bought a card since
My wife dropped her Coach wallet, with $300 in it, in the Safeway parking lot in Des Moines. One of their special employees found it and turned it in. I went back to find it and waited for her to get off work to give her a 20 spot. Apparently, they are not allowed to take tips on the clock.
My baseball glove! Had it since I was 12, used it in little league throughout high school and into college intramural softball. Some my roommates in college let some drunk chick borrow it while I was away working in Alaska for the summer. It's been missing since 2004, but had my name and phone number written on the inside. I still dream of the day my parents call to tell me that somebody found my glove.
My husband was going to a concert and lost his wallet. Someone at kisw found it and called him to come pick it up at your studio.
Today's Video blog features a new segment on the show -- Torture Tuesday with Hot Kyle. Kyle wants to be on the radio so we left it up to the Rock-A-Holics...paddle him or Stun Gun him...and they chose the Stun Gun!
Huge Huge Huge thanks to all of the Rock-A-Holics that came out in support of the Ronald McDonald for the T-Birds Hockey Challenge. I got to play in the game again, and once again it was the time of my life. Thanks to BJ, Toppy, Mono-Nick, and Ryan Castle for being there to support me…extra huge thanks to Toppy…Topshelf winds up getting a large group of people to come every year…he brings the party, and makes the game a lot of fun not only for me, but as my coach Ian Furness from KJR said on the mic during the intro’s…they are the loudest group in the stands. Plus Toppy was rocking this sign:
Before the T-Birds/Tips game, I had the honor to go out with former NHL’er Jamie Huscroft and actor Cameron Bancroft for the ceremonial puck drop. Dropping the puck was a kid and his family that are staying at the Ronald McDonald House…it was awesome meeting him and his family.
As for our game…was I nervous? Extremely…I was so nervous that I almost forgot to eat a soft pretzel before the game. For those that know my pretzel obsession, that means I was really nervous. I wound up playing the first and third periods of the game, and I am proud to say I only gave up 2 goals on a bunch of shots (former T-Bird Blake Knox scored on me, as well as Cameron Bancroft)! We wound up losing 8-6, but the score really doesn’t matter…the fact that we were able to raise money for an awesome cause was all that mattered!
One of the highlights was getting to play with for NY Islander, Seattle T-Bird, and Tacoma Sabrecat – Danny Lorenz. Danny is an awesome goalie, and he didn’t play goalie for this…he skated as a forward (and scored a penalty shot goal). Before the game we were talking about goaltending, and he asked me what I thought I needed most work on…I thought long and hard, and my answer was: “Everything”. The fact that after the game Danny complimented me on my play totally made my night!
The other highlight…Cool Bird came into our locker room before the game…I’d say to give us a pre-game speech…but he’s a mascot, and mascots don’t talk!
History was made Saturday at UFC 157 as Ronda Rousey won the first women’s UFC match, defeating Liz Carmouche. Rhonda has become the talk of the UFC world, and her fight not only got people talking because of her performance…but also because there was a near wardrobe malfunction. Check this video out…at about 1:10 in. Plus after she nearly lost her top…Liz then kicked her in the boob…classic!
Many people are surprised that she is a MMA fighter because of her good looks…based on this, when have people been surprised about something you do or have done? Here are the texts we got:
My wife was surprised to find out I worked in a sex shop
Every time i do the dishes at home my wife is super surprised. Kyle in renton
I'm an attractive 21 year old female and people are always shocked to hear that I'm a corrections officer at a prison trying to become a cop! Kelsey- Olympia
I'm an elementary school teacher librarian that suprises folks by doing roller derby.
Use to be a pilot for the biggest airline in the world and now I sell drugs for a living. Legal ones of course.
I work data entry. People are always surprised when they learn I sang at Carnegie Hall.
I'm 6"7 and 260 - big guy most people ask me if i fight mma or a Ranger but i have to confess that im a man nurse – murse
I'm a 6'8", 280lb white guy with a goatee, pierce ears, tattoos and Im a relationship counselor. Everyone thinks I'm a rough and tough biker.....lol. Jason
There's a video spreading virally of a young girl that shows women how to use a curling iron. And on the first curl . . . she burns off a big chunk of hair. Then the next 30 seconds is her sitting there looking horrified. Here's a clip from the video.
Based on the video of a girl burning off a chunk of her hair while doing a video tutorial on hair curling…what was your “I’m a dummy” moment? Here are the texts we got:
I climbed a tree, said Hey mom watch this, jumped, and broke my arm.
I'm an insurance agent and I've been pulled over MORE than once without valid proof of insurance in my car
I was demonstrating how good the lock on my folding knife to a bunch of Boyscouts in church. Well the lock failed cut my knuckle to the bone and I yelled Damnit. I bled like a stuck pig and got an infection that was back in November I'm still healing.
Left my car in reverse when I parked at my house and it rolled 40ft into the street. I've done it twice. Didn't hit anything.
I don't have a old dumb moment but I just watch that video and I'm driving right now and I almost crashed my truck I am laughing so hard my stomach hurts and I'm crying Adam in kent
My dummy moment I was 8 or so and I just tightened my chain on my bicycle and I was late for baseball practice so I started riding took my feet off the pedals and checked my chain with my finger and the pedals kept turning and it cut the tip of my finger off it went all the way around the sprocket
Today's Video Blog is part 2 of our interview with comdedian Bobby Lee!
BJ mentioned how there are all of those Pho places with creative names…like It’s Pho You, What The Pho, It’s Pho Fun, etc…hell we got a text about it:
Pho shizzle in Renton –DV
That’s an awesome name…but I’m thinking we could open our own Pho place…it could be a Pho meets Italian hybrid, and we can call it “Pho’ Get-About-It!”
Valuable lesson learned. When being involved in a crime…it’s never a good idea to brag about it on Facebook! These 2 Everett chicks broke into a place…robbed a bunch of stores…were dubbed the Barbie Bandits, and then posted pix and comments about committing the crime. Here is a pic of them….
According to a survey by a British travel site called sunshine.co.uk, these are the biggest regrets people over age 50 have about their lives. I love the #1…it is from a travel site after all!
1. 91% wish they'd traveled more.
2. 72% regret their career choice. (--People could choose more than one thing.)
3. 64% would like to take back some bad relationship choices.
4. 55% wish they'd taken better care of their bodies.
5. 53% are sorry they lost touch with friends.
6. 46% wish they'd been more careful with their money.
7. 27% regret having children too early.
8. 25% think they worried about things too much.
9. 19% wish they'd been more of a "yes" person.
10. 8% regret having children too late.
Today Bobby Lee joined us in studio…that is always an adventure is randomness!
We love having Bobby Lee on, he’s at The Parlor Live this weekend….Get tix at www.parlorlive.com .. Check him out in today’s Video Blog …
This morning we were back live! Bj was sick because he made out with Toppy, and Vicky last week and caught what they had!
Huge thanks to Topshelf…he got me a new blindfold. Why? I wear one during Beat The Producer to prove I don’t cheat…this one has a Kanye West / Macho Man Randy Savage vibe to it:
This morning we played a clip from our interview with Jim Breuer. Jim joined us on this week’s STP-Cast, and he got a kick out of Toppy sharing a story of a time when BJ was a stand up comic and had hot dogs thrown at him. Hot Dogs! You can hear the interview on this weeks STP-CAST here:
Jim is at the Snoqualmie Casino this Sunday…I mean it when I say that he is beyond hilarious. He is my all time favorite comic, and his stand up does not disappoint! Get tickets at Ticketmaster or more info at www.snocasino.com. While we had Jim on, we talked about his documentary “More Than Me”, which is available on iTUNES this week. The film is about how back in 2008, Jim went on a comedy tour for the first time in 6 years ... with his 84-year-old father. His dad’s health was not the best, so instead of putting his pops in a nursing home, he figured he would take care of him while on the road…plus giving his dad something to do. Here is a trailer:
When I got home that day I watched the documentary. Wow. This film is amazing…It will elicit a few emotions out of you…I laughed out loud, and I had watery eyes as well. I already loved Jim as a comic, but my appreciation of him as a human being is on a way higher level. Check it out.
Last year, a 22-year-old in Texas ordered the most expensive Starbucks drink EVER. It was a Java Chip Frappuccino with 16 extra espresso shots plus a bunch of other add-ons . . . and it cost $23.60. Well that record just got SHATTERED. Because a guy named Beau Chevassus in Enumclaw just found a way to order a drink at Starbucks that cost $47.30. He ordered a $4.75 venti Mocha Frappuccino . . . then added 48 extra espresso shots. Those alone cost an extra $36. He also tossed in two bananas, vanilla syrup, strawberry puree, mocha drizzle, caramel drizzle, chocolate chips, vanilla bean, matcha powder, and protein powder. He calls the drink the Quadriginoctuple Frap. There's no word on how it tasted.
While talking about this story, Beau called in and told us that he likes to make irreverent videos, which is why he did it…here is the video he made chronicling his Starbucks experience:
A guy from Enumclaw broke the record for the most expensive Starbucks drink EVER, spending over 47 dollars on one drink… Based on this…Finish this sentence: “I can’t believe I spent that much on _____.”
70K on a range rover
I spent 500 at a strip bar in oregon the ACROPOLIS LOTS OF FUN BUT DAMN
My dog ate over 12000mg of prescription strength ibuprofen. The vet bill cost me over $2400!
I can't believe I spent $100 on a single sideview mirror for a car that I had to scrap a week later
Spent 1200 dollars at the bar when I got back from iraq in 2008.
Jim Breuer wasn’t the only one to join us on the STP-CAST this week…Stone Cold Steve Austin joined us to promote his new movie “The Package”, which is available on Blu Ray & DVD. This film looks great…straight up action…reminds me of the 80’s action films I grew up loving!
There is a scene that I came across online that I love…check it out:
While on the show, I asked Steve if he thought there would be another season of Tough Enough – that WWE reality show that he hosted – which was awesome. He said he thinks that window was closed, and that the WWE dropped the ball on not bringing the show back. Well those comments made news in the wrasslin’ internet world…I saw that it was featured on a bunch of wrestling sites. Big thanks to Jason Powell at www.ProWrestling.net (my fave wrestling news site) for breaking the story!
While we had Stone Cold on, he said that Seattle has the best steaks in the world, as his favorite place to eat steak is at The Met! He also said that he loves going to 13 Coins as well. This got us thinking…what about you? What is your “go to” place when it comes to Seattle? Here are the texts:
Favorite place is The Angry Beaver on Greenwood and 85th. Good food and hockey on the big screen. Who could ask for more? Charlie in Shoreline.
blue acre their spicy crab will melt in your mouth haha
Bj should like this one... my favorite place is afk tavern in everett. Best drinks hands down and their tots are to die for
Dick's drive in. Can't go wrong with a deluxe fries and vanilla shake
Dukes chowder house West Seattle. Great food n view. Specially summer. Know what i mean? Craig from Shelton.
My go to place is University Teriyaki in the U district -One Hungry college Student
Mamas Mexican restaurant. Gotta have an Elvis in my mouth when in Sea Town.
Local 360, It's a restaurant in Belltown that focuses on providing locally grown and produced Goods
"the crab pot" all the way !
Ricks in lake city.
Tat's Delicatessen in pioneer square. Lost my job there a year ago but i still eat there as often as possible. Best sandwiches I've ever had, especially the Ruben and they're signature sandwich the Tatstrami as seen on tv.
This will make STP happy..Trappers...
Salumi! Only open 4 hours a day 4 days a week and they have the best sandwiches ever. Been to Rome and these compare with Italian food in Italy.
It has to be North Lake Tavern for pizza
More for STP... But Crocketts Pub house in Puyallup just featured on diners drive ins and dives with your guy..... Guy.
BJ Shea.You guys need to come down south and go to Burger Express in Federal Way and get the boz burger best burger joint in the northwest hands down FRKSHO
The Wurst Place in South Lake Union. Awesome sausages, amazing fries, and a killer beer list!
Its not seattle but in gig harbour and port orchard a Mexican restaurant called blue agave. Their burritos are bigger than my face and pretty cheap best burrito ever
Today is Valentine’s Day…so Happy Valentine’s Day from me…as well as from my pup, Lulu:
According to a new survey, about 10% of relationships are going to END today. You'd THINK people would wait until AFTER Valentine's Day to dump someone . . .or BEFORE! If you plan on dumping someone on Valentine’s Day…do them a favor and do it on the 13th. That way they can mourn on the 13th…then go out with their single friends on the 14th and find some random person to slay!
Here is the romantic story of the day! On Friday night, a fight broke out between two guys in North Dakota during a THREESOME. The guy who was having sex with the woman refused to switch positions with the other guy . . . so the other guy STABBED HIM in the arm. It was just a minor wound, but he was arrested for felony aggravated assault. Happy Valentine’s Day kids!
I got this email, so if the Rock-A-Holics can show him some “like”, that would rock!
Mr. The Producer,
I own a small property maintenance and auto detailing company called Barnavit Industries.I've been lucky enough to thrive during the recession due to hard work and long hours, and I am trying to pay back my community through service projects and various charity work.
I try to spread the word via my company page on Facebook, and the most effective way is getting people to "like" the page. I try to get people involved by giving away my services (auctions, contests and the like). I also use fun gimmicks like putting a giant pink company logo on my work truck, and wearing my hair in pigtails (growing it out to donate).
Any help spreading the word would be helpful, and I sincerely appreciate your's and BJ's time taken to communicate with me. I know you guys are epically busy.
Just go to Facebook.com, and type Barnavit Industries in the search to “Like” them!
According to a study by the University of California, San Francisco, 2,500 people a year go to the emergency room after hurting themselves while shaving . . . down there. 57% of the injuries are women… 83% of injuries involve a RAZOR . . . 22% involve SCISSORS . . . and 1.4% involve HOT WAX.
Based on this, finish this sentence: “I’m not proud of it, but I once injured myself doing _____.” Here are the texts we got:
While working at an unnamed manufacturing co I was sitting indian style with an air drill in my lap as I lean over I hit the trigger and the drill bit grabbed my shirt and nipple and rolled them up like a burrito
I once injured myself making beer...blew myself up and got second degree burns from my collar bone to my belly button. TK in Tum
Broke my front tooth eating a doughnut. Didn't want to get my hands sticky so I used a fork and bit it wrong
My friend dared me a fudgesicle to jump off of my roof into the bushes on the ground floor. I did it, I gotta broken ankle and a torn acl instead of a fudgesicle.
Framing a house I nailed myself to the house with a nail gun have to take a huge chunk of wood to the hospital to have them pound it out
I injured myself while trying to get rid of the crabs by spraying raid on my testicles
Today's Video Blog features Trapper and Chris from Trapper's Sushi. Be sure to check out Hot Kyle in the video, as he eats a giant ball of WASABI!
This morning we were talking about what we learned about Rock Girl hopeful, Sara B…I love her short answers…if you read them without reading the questions it sounds just wrong!
Came across this video where a High School goalie was playing in the senior game for his team… apparently he lost his starting job this season to a sophomore….there is probably more to this story, but he decided to go out in a “blaze of Glory” and put a goal in his own net…and leave the game, flipping off his coaches. I guess his team wound up losing the game by one goal. Ouch! Check it out:
You think his teammates hate him for this? You think he hates his coaches? He is not the only person that is surrounded by hate. The folks at Cracked.com just put together a list of five ways you're accidentally making people hate you.
1. You stay quiet when you should say something. If you let a text, an email, or a Facebook post go by without responding . . . even when no response is required . . . you might be offending someone. People just don't like to be ignored. When they don't get a reaction, it's like you're telling them they don't matter.
2. You accidentally remind people how you're better than them. Like when you tell a funny story about a drunken hookup . . . to a single parent who hasn't been on a date in years. It doesn't matter that you didn't mean it that way. They'll still resent you.
3. You don't realize you owe someone. This one might not be your fault. Sometimes people THINK they've done a lot more for you than they really have. But they'll still be angry when you don't repay the favors. You hear this one a lot after a relationship ends. Both people think they did more for their ex than their ex ever did for them.
4. You waste people's time. This one's tough too, because when someone's too busy to help you with something, they might not TELL you . . . since they don't want to SOUND like they're more important than you. But at the same time, they feel helpless because you're piling on more work for them.
5. You don't realize you have an unfair advantage. It happens in everyday situations all the time. Like when a guy can't understand why leaving the toilet seat up is a big deal . . . because he's never the one that falls in. The worst thing about all this stuff is you never know what you did to make someone mad. One way to avoid it is to bend over backwards, and be overly sensitive to everyone . . . but that's only going to make YOU mad.
So we had to ask the Rock-A-Holics to finish this sentence: “People hate me because I did _____”. Here are the texts we got:
I make small children cry when I destroy them at Call of Duty.
I had my boss hate me soooo much that he tried getting me fired. The owner wouldn't fire me so he quit
My ex hates me because she found out i did her sister at my bachelor party.
Iv slept with and dated my last 2 best friends girlfriends
Have sex with my boss wife and still was working in the same place years ago
I like yelling bingo in a bingo hall when I don't have bingo
People hate me because I have a girlfriend who hooks me up with threesomes
I'm hated for not accepting a friend girlfriends "friend request" on facebook
This morning we had an in studio sit-in named Ryan…who works over at Greg’s Japanese Auto – they are having a charity event…here is the info he shared with us:
On January 16th Dave Jarman, our friend co-worker and a part of the Greg's Family passed away suddenly from a heart attack.
Dave's family and friends are holding an event on Sunday, February 17th at the Hard Rock Cafe (116 Pike Street, Seattle Wa 98101) from 6-10
There will be a silent auction, a light buffet will be provided by the Hard Rock and a Rock & Roll Raffle hosted by the lovely Miss Tadia Schroeder.
Entertainment will be provided by the Disco Cowboys and the recently re-christened GUNN. A $5 donation at the door is optional. This event is open to the public so invite your friends and family.
Greg's Japanese Auto also has emergency roadside kits available for $25.00 and all proceeds from these kits will go to the Jarman family. You can get your kit any Greg's Japanese Auto location so please visit www.gregs.com for a location nearest you!
In the new issue of "GQ", BRUCE WILLIS shares the best piece of advice he ever heard: JUST SHUT UP. He says, "I recently heard one of my fellow actors say it in three words: 'Just shut up. Maybe it's being older; maybe that's just a tiny tag of wisdom that you've got to think about something before you say something. I once thought that somehow, with this job, also comes the inherent right to say whatever the [eff] I want regardless of whether I'm right or wrong or think that anybody needs to hear it or should hear it."
That is Bruce’s best advice…but what about you? What is the best or what is the worst advice you have ever received? Here are the texts we received:
The best advice I ever heard was listen to Steve the producer and not Bj Steve is wise when it comes to the simple life. Cody in e town.
The only real advice i remember my mom giving me was; if you're gonna pick your nose in traffic, make sure you don't know anyone around you, and never trust a fart.
Best.The books u read and the people u associate determines where u will be in 5 years.
When uve had enough of banging ur head against a wall, take someone else's advise.-mindy
I lernd this from a cartoon. I am what I am and thats all I am.
Best advice I ever got was, "dude, you gotta listen to BJ Shea in the morning. F***ing hilarious." -signed Pitbull
Best advice: don't fall in love with the first girl you sleep with. From my dad.
U cant learn anything while ur talking
The best advice I've ever had is a classic. Take the cotton out of your ears and put it in your mouth.... stefan from Tacoma
Today's Video Blog is an Intern Challege! Our intern has 60 seconds to find a random person to give him chocolate in honor of Valentine’s Day…do you think he can do it?
As you might know by now…I am a big fan of Macklemore…I love his new CD “The Heist’ – ok, I don’t just love it…I am obsessed with that record…best album of the year for sure. There have been plenty of spoofs on his hit song “Thrisft Shop”, but none better than this one…it was made to encourage people to adopt dogs…
Barklemore…I love it! This is “ruffing” awesome.
Yesterday I noticed this…every so often a guy comes down our window to wash em…he is just hanging outside there…that is nuts!
I agree with Toppy when he told me he wouldn’t even do a 2 story building like this, let along 15 stories!
The fast food chain Fazoli's has just announced that if you get engaged at any of their restaurants on Valentine's Day, you'll get FREE SPAGHETTI FOR A YEAR. Your new fiancée will get free spaghetti for a year too. You'll also be eligible for a drawing to win $500 in Fazoli's catering for your wedding reception, rehearsal dinner, or shower. To be eligible, you have to tell the restaurant manager you're planning to propose before you do it, not after. And with all that spaghetti on the line, they'll probably want proof you really DID just get engaged, so it isn't a scam just to get free pasta. I’m thinking this would be easy to scam the system…just take the ring back if you are already engaged…go into Fazoli’s, and do the proposal all over again. Free spaghetti for a year? C’mon! Sadly the closest Fazoli’s to us is in Utah or Cali.
Based on this…finish this sentence: “If it means that I’ll get their product free for a year, I would propose at _____.” Here are some of the texts we received:
I would propose at the rock cafe in lynwood! Great pizza and buckets of booze! Go STP!!!
If it meant I got their products for a year id propose at lovers
If I could get free lap dances for a year I would propose at a strip club.
My bf would say cabelas!
would propose at Cabelas. Both my gf and I r big time hunting and fishing people. Nick in Burlington.
If it means I would get it for a year I would propose at buffalo wild wings
I would propose at Dicks burgers for free food for a year. Unlimited Dicks deluxe, hell yes!
I'D PROPOSE AT TRAPPERS SUSHI!! Lakewooood Larry... "hey toppy"
I would propose at either trappers or a flight school to get all the hours free
The Bunny Ranch!
Gas station once a year
I would propose at Seahawk stadium to get free tickets for a year
NBA star MIKE BIBBY . . . who is currently without a team after spending the 2011 - 2012 season with the New York Knicks . . . got kicked out of his son's high school basketball game for arguing with the refs. Young Michael Bibby is a freshman at Shadow Mountain High School in Phoenix . . . which is his dad's alma mater. It's not clear what caused the argument . . . but it ended with Bibby being escorted out of the gym by a COP!
When has something like this happened to you? When have you been kicked out of somewhere…or when have you had to kick someone out of somewhere? Hewre are some of the texts we got:
In eighth grade we were on a field trip from Wenatchee to the east coast. A buddy and I got kicked out of the Smithsonian for walking the wrong way on th e escalators. We got in even more trouble because our teacher couldn't find us , almost had to fly home early, that sucked
I'm small with a nice figure, I was asked to change my clothes on my sins field trip due to too much skin showing with spaghetti straps because at first !they thought I was a student, had my son when I was 31!!!
I grew up in catholic school. I was kicked out of mass for chugging the whole cup of wine during communion then burping right after. Two birds one stone. –steven Tacoma
Was kicked out of a head shop for saying Weed. They said "You gotta go" I laughed. He didn't.
Got kicked out of the strip club for trying to motorboat
Got kicked out of a bar when I was caught peeing out back because I didn't want to wait in line in girls bathroom. –mindy
Kicked out of the king dome for hitting the moose with a souvenir bat...
Today's Video Blog features us voting for the 2013 Rock Girls. Check out the pix and vote at www.KISW.com
What an awesome weekend! Friday night the lady and I hit the Paramount for the sold out Soundgarden show…but first, we grabbed dinner at Dragonfish…I love that place, great food, great service, and super close to the Paramount. Then we crossed the street and went and saw an incredible show. This was the first time that I have ever seen Soundgarden live, and they sounded great…playing some of my favorite songs like Jesus Christ Pose, Pretty Noose, Big Dumb Sex, Blow Up The Outside World…they did not disappoint. My wife was impressed too…she only knew there “hits”, and I love the fact that she loved the rest of their music…and agreed that they are a trippy, loud, interesting band. The star of the show had to be Matt Cameron, the entire band is great…but matt’s drumming is so unique and impressive, he nailed it on Saturday night. Plus he had his son join them on stage and play guitar…it was a very cool moment!
On Saturday, we got on the road and went to Leavenworth to hang out with my buddy Monson and his lady. What an awesome time! Leavenworth is such a cool town….great food, awesome beer…we had some great beer at the the Icicle Brewing Company!
Even though it was a one day/night trip…it was awesome.
If you are wondering what that guy is doing at the bottom of the picture….it’s a daily tradition at the hotel we stayed at, the Enzian Inn (awesome place) where they have a guy play the Alpine Horn as we ate breakfast…
Pope Benedict XVI annouced today that he will resign on February 28th, the first pope to do so in 600 years. He’s resigning because he’s getting old. Everyone is shocked by his decision…but really, why are they shocked? He’s 85! Myquestion is…does he get to keep the Pope-Mobile? Or at least get a replica one to not drive around? I say NOT drive because he is 85!
Based on the fact that the Pope is resigning…People were shocked to hear that I did _____.” When did you or someone you know make a shocking decision? Here are the texts we got:
When I was accepted to med school. I was never the smart guy in HS and bit of a stoner. Surprises everyone to find out the route I took.
People were surprised to hear that I jumped from a plane in Vegas last summer. -Justin Marysville
I was shocked when I found out an old friend had bought a Delorean just to style it after the car from back to the future.
Peope are shocked to here that i have my bachelors degree at age 20. Brandyn in gig harbor
My friends were shocked that I slept with a pregnant chick
People were shocked to hear I railed my ex girlfriends mom after I caught her cheating
I knew a guy that lost his virginity to a pregnant chick. Third trimester
When I proposed to my bf. I was always anti marriage, it's how I was raised. I was nvr the girl who fantasized about a wedding. ~Christine~
Last week, a 58-year-old prisoner in Sri Lanka was caught with a cell phone hidden in his “Backside” . . . when it started RINGING. The man is doing 10 years for theft. As guards were doing a routine cell search last week, they heard the faint, muffled sounds of a phone ringing. And they QUICKLY realized where the ring was coming from. The man was taken in for a cavity search and it turned out he had the phone up there AND a hands-free device. There's no word on what new charges he may be facing.
Talk about the ultimate Butt Dial! Waka Waka!
Should’ve put it on vibrate! Waka Waka
I bet he has crappy service on that phone! Waka Waka
Based on this, How did YOU get busted? What were you doing? Here are some texts we got:
My mom found out I smoked pot when I forgot my screen in my pocket. She washed my cloths and it was stuck to her underware.-mindy
When I was living with my parents my mom called and said she was to drunk to drive soooo I took a fat bong rip to prepare for my jorney then as soon as inhaled the garge door opened and she was pulling in the drive way almost got kicked out of the house
Got caught having sex in my moms bed because the girl left her panties in the bed. Roger in tacoma.
I am 39. When I was 18, I got busted by my Mom, having sex with my then girlfriend. How? She just walked into my room, to ask me about dinner. Awkward.
Today's Video Blog features us checking out the new menu item at Jack In The Box -- The Hot Mess!
Yesterday I saw something that led to me sending this Tweet out:
There was a woman in the Renton area pushing her kid around (by a busy street) and had her eyes looking straight at her cell…texting away. So of course I marveled at how she is putting her kid at risk via twitter…I pulled my phone out as I drove by and fired off that Tweet. I’m kidding, I waited until I got home to send that out…settle down kids!
Last night Soundgarden played a sold out show at The Paramount…I heard it was AWESOME! Check out a couple of Iron Mike’s photos:
I’m going tonight! I can’t wait!
CareerBuilder.com just released the results of their annual survey on the craziest excuse they heard or gave for being late to work in the past year. Here are the eight best . . .
8. One woman dropped her purse in a newspaper dispenser box, and couldn't get it out without putting in change . . . but all her change was in the purse.
7. A guy left his apartment with his roommate's girlfriend's shoes on, and had to go back to change.
6. A guy tried to cut his own hair before work, but his clippers broke halfway . . . so he needed to wait for a barber shop to open to get his haircut fixed.
5. A woman was late because the forecast called for rain, and she needed to put a raincoat on a CEMENT DUCK statue in her front yard.
4. One woman drove to her OLD JOB by mistake.
3. One guy's car wouldn't start, because his court-ordered breathalyzer showed he was drunk.
2. A guy was late because his car was ATTACKED BY A BEAR on the way to work . . . and he had photographic evidence to prove it.
1. And finally, one person was late because they stopped to DELIVER A STRANGER'S BABY on the side of the highway.
So based on these stories, we asked for the Rock-A-Holics stories on the crazy reasons why they were late to something….Here are the texts we got:
I worked with a guy who called in, and his excuse was that he had a eye appointment and he didn't SEE himself coming in to work
A enploye sent me a text to tell me there was a couger on his hood it came with video
downstairs neighbor came in to my apartment and stole my alarm clock.....year later seen her in a bar and she admitted it.wasn't the first time i woke her up with my alarm...
My ex-wife once had an employee attempt to call in sad to work. Not sick, sad.
I once called into work and said I wouldn't make it in because I had a case of Scabies, but really I was tripping on mushrooms. -Ho-Tep, Marysville, WA
15 minutes late for my wedding photo shoot because I stopped on the way to buy the latest volume of Walking Dead and a Magic intro deck from a nearby com
Ok the best reson I have ever given for being late was my gf hand cuffed me to my bed and kept me 2 hours her dad was my boss so it really was hard to tell him why I was late... Richard in Milton
BJ was not with us for the very first break…. BJ wasn’t with us because there was an accident on I-90, and all lanes were blocked… but in the words of the great philosopher Freddy Mercury…The Show Must Go On!
I have to say…what a ridiculous music video!
BJ wasn’t the only one that almost didn’t come to work today…I almost bailed after getting an email where someone wanted to share money with me that they won. I shared this excitement on Twitter:
I emailed her and gave her my Pay pal info…I can’t wait to hear back from her with all the cash I’m getting! Lucky me!
Cesar Zakahi of South Dakota was a School Janitor, and was recently fired because of something his co-worker was doing. He says he's repeatedly seen a female coworker store the school's American flag by CRUMPLING IT UP and tossing it in the boiler room. So he took some photos and posted them to Facebook over the weekend. And on Monday, he was FIRED. Cesar is an Air Force veteran. He says he hated seeing the flag disrespected, but when he complained to the higher-ups, they ignored him. So finally, he decided the only way to get any attention for the problem was to post the photos on Facebook. In South Dakota, defiling the flag is a misdemeanor. You can get up to one year in jail and a $2,000 fine. On his Facebook page, Cesar says, "I was born and raised in South Dakota, I am a disabled vet, [and] I would do this again even though it cost my job to stop the disrespect of the flag." I LOVE this guy...a true American!
Based on this…why do you hate your co-worker? Or…why does a co-worker hate you? Here are the texts we received:
Let's just say yoga pants and big ladies should not mix. –DV
I hate my co worker because he always shows up high as efff, and is the most unproductive person I've ever worked with.
I have a co-worker who often gets horrific gas. Sometimes so bad he is told to go home by the supervisor. I think he does it on purpose.
I work at a truck shop- I'm the only "cute" blonde 21 year old filled in a shop of men from ages 22-45 they all hit on me, talk sexual, and use to say they want to see my breasts or want to get me drunk... I punched a guy in the face for saying it to my face, now no one talks to me :)
I know one of my past co workers hates me because I got promoted before him and I hooked up with (unknowingly) his then gf.
Co worker hates me cause I'm the bosses kid . Sad part is I work harder than most of them .
I cant get a simple question answered in under 5 minutes. Its always a long drawn out explanation!
my coworkers pregnant and think she's disabled
Coworkers hate me because I'm a stickler for the rules.
Today's Video Blog features something that BJ got in the mail.
I love this video…Jeff Ament of Pearl Jam teams up with Kenny Mayne from ESPN…talking Sonics!
I love walking in this morning to see notes like this. I agree 100% with the note…I never understand people that use a kitchen item at work, and just leave it on the counter or the sink…like the cleaning fairies are gonna show up and do the cleaning for you?
So Chris Brown is in the news because he is in trouble with the law for allegedly faking doing community service that was court ordered. One way he got busted was that while doing community service that he logged hours for…he was also…at the same time…performing concerts out of the country. Whoops! This led to us asking the Rock-A-Holics when they have faked it…we got some great texts:
Faked going to AA, would bring my AA sheet to work and have everyone at morning muster sign the sheet with different pens
At a highschool party me in a couple friends fake being sick in the bathroom to cover up a drinking a 25,000 dollar wine collection her mother had. Jeremy
I can dislocate my shoulder and one time in high school I laid at the bottom of the stairs faking that I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. A teacher found me and ran for the nurses office to get help, when they returned I was gone. Nathan from Tacoma
Was in the coast guard years ago and had to stand pointless duty for 24 hrs every 3 days while inport. Falsified documents and never showed. Didnt get caught.
I got drunk in college and fell off my top bunk and messed up my legs. I told work I got hit by a car so I couldn't come in. Sodajrrk
Went to a gay bar with my gf and her friends, while they was dancing i was pretending to be gay for free drinks
My friend faked going into labor to get through traffic
2 years ago I had a vasectomy. I replied to a Craigslist ad in which a married couple wanted me to get the wife pregnant. I banged her for 2 months before revealing that I was fixed. lol - Taxi Nate in Olympia
Match.com just released a new survey of more than 5,000 single people in the U.S. The way they organized their findings was sloppy and unpredictable . . . kind of like the dates you'll have on Match.com . . . but we pulled out 10 highlights.
1. 42% of people say they would NOT date a virgin. That includes more than HALF of single women.
2. Only 3% of people say THEIR satisfaction is what matters most during sex. The other 97% claim their goal is to make the OTHER person satisfied.
3. 48% of women say if they got REALLY desperate and the clock was REALLY ticking, they'd consider having sex with a friend to try to get pregnant.
4. 6% of men and 4% of women say they fell in love for the first time before age 10.
5. 44% of people say they've had a "friends with benefits" arrangement transform into an actual relationship. And 33% say they've had a one-night stand transform into an actual relationship.
6. 48% of women and 38% of men Facebook stalk someone before a first date.
7. 5% of people say they'd find it SUSPICIOUS if the person they were dating wasn't on Facebook. But on the other side, 10% say it would make a person MORE ATTRACTIVE if they weren't on Facebook.
8. 16% of people have stopped dating someone because of something they saw on Facebook. The most common things are their date's photos, a wall post on another person's wall, or their date's status updates.
9. 15% of people with BLOGS say they're waiting until they get married to have sex.
10. 90% of people say it's not okay to break up with someone over text message.
Today's Video Blog is an Intern Challenge! Our intern Jay has 60 seconds to find a complete stranger to let Jay smell their armpit...will he do it?
Robin Williams has a daughter, named Zelda. Zelda. What? Does he have a son named Tetris? Turns out that he says that she was named after the game because he and his wife played the game a lot around the tiume she was born. Good thing they weren’t playing Mike Tyson’s Punch Out. Waka waka!
I also learned to not EFF with a homeless surfer guy that has an ax! Kai was a hitchhiker who took down a crazy, 300-pound, racist guy using a HATCHET. Kai was in the passenger seat when the guy who picked him up started claiming to be JESUS. Then for no reason, the guy rammed his car into the back of a utility truck, pinning a utility worker between the two bumpers. Then he got out of the car, started saying racist stuff to a woman who ran over to help, and attacked HER. So Kai grabbed the HATCHET that he apparently carries with him at all times, and went after the guy with it. Here's Kai explaining what happened...
Smash Smash Smash!
The most important thing I learned today is that no matter how many times I hear it…as soon as Toppy hits play on “Here I Go Again” by Whitesnake my immediate reaction is saying this: “EFF Yeah Toppy!”
It's safe to say everyone has done something rash in the name of true love. But tattooing your partner’s name on your face less than 24 hours after you’ve met?
Rouslan Toumaniantz is a tattoo artist in Belgium, and is making news for doing something BEYOND impulsive! He met some chick from Russia online, her name is Lesya…after 24 hours of being together, she got his name tattooed on her FACE! Not a small tattoo either…it’s 5 inches tall and covers her whole face. That’s right…her FACE! Check it out:
What the hell!!! I’m not one to judge…but…this is stupid!!! Based on this… What was your biggest impulsive regret? When have you done something impulsively that you wish you didn’t? Here are the texts we got:
I knocked up my ex-wife within 24 hours of us getting together
Put a girl I just moved in with on my bank act. She emptied it of $70k and split.
I joined the army and was off to basic tent 3days later.
I collect baseball cards and years ago I wanted to get into hockey cards so I dropped $10,000 on a small case of cards from Canada. Needless to say a few years later that same case was about 1/3 the value. Loved it! Topppppyyy...,
Back about 14 years ago when I was married I went on my lunch break and bought two waverunners on an impulse buy.
My ex got my name tattooed across her left ring finger when we had been dating only a few months. Weve been broken up for years and she still has it
I signed a 7 year car loan with my boyfriend only to find out 2 months later he had been cheating on me for over 6 months
The last nine inch nails concert in 2010 bonaroo- I impulsively ate way too many shrooms.
Wow…what a Super Bowl. What a difference a power outage makes! The game was looking like a blow-out, and then a minute or so into the second half…BAM…the power went out. At first I thought it was the broadcasting Gods trying to shut Phil Simms up…and then I thought maybe this was a way for God to say he is NOT on Ray Lewis’s side, despite how Ray would say that he is every 5 seconds when interviewed! Lots of great theories behind the power outage…one of my favorites was that people thought it was Buffalo Wild Wings way of extending the game. A great call back to their funny commercials. I had my own theory…which I Tweeted out there:
Halftime … I have to say, I dug Beyonce’s performance. I’m not even a fan of hers, but I though she put on a great show…and I really don’t know what is wrong with me, but when the other two gals from her old group Destiny’s Child popped out from under the stage…I actually got excited and yelled – “oh cool, a Destiny’s Child reunion”. No sooner those words came out of my mouth did I wish I could hide under a rock…why the hell was I excited about THAT!?!?
The commercials…were underwhelming, but there were a couple I liked. One of my faves aired before kick-off…it was that Hyundai Flaming Lips spot. I love the Lips, so any chance for them to get mass exposure is OK with me…
I also thought Dorito’s knocked it out of the park with both the goat spot and the guys as princesses commercial. I dug the Letterman/Andrew Luck commercial, and this one was a huge fave as well…Leon Sandcastle…I hope the Hawks can trade up to get him!
There were two spots that made me nearly puke in my mouth…I hated them both. One was the Calvin Klein commercial with the guy wearing nothing but muscles and underwear. I hear that the 49’ers Chris Culliver hated that one too – waka waka! On a side note, man was I stoked to see him look like a fool on the field…that was awesome how Jacoby Jones made him look like a joke. The other spot that I hated was the Go Daddy commercial…the sounds were disgusting!
Thanks to Andrew for sending us this video…Richard Sherman of the Hawks was in New Orleans for the Super Bowl, and he hit Bourbon Street to have some fun with those hanging and drinking!
Another awesome thing I saw that was football related was something that involved Seattle’s own Macklemore... someone asked him to sign his jersey, so Mack did…only he showed where his fandom lies…
Speaking of Macklemore…did you catch him on Letterman? What a great performance…
I hope one day I can get Macklemore on the STP-CAST (my podcast)…that would be so damn cool…I would love to pick his brain and have him perform a couple songs!
Even though for many the big game yesterday was the Super Bowl…for me, the big game happened at noon…the Devils played the Islanders and won 3-0…of course Lulu and I watched the game!
Today's video blog features Don and Joe...they came in to cook us Chicken Fried Steak Burgers!
You know it’s going to be a weird day when the first time you look at the clock in the morning, and this is what you see…
Apparently is E0:9! Ha!
Big win for the Donkeys (my beer league hockey team) last night, as we beat the Beavers… even if we lost, it wouldn’t matter as we live by the hockey motto that has existed for years: “Win or Lose, we always booze!”
13% of men say that they want to experience what it’s like to give birth…those 13% of people are morons. That is not something any guy should want to experience…so this led to us wondering what are the things that you actually would want to experience…what is something you have always wanted to experience, but haven’t? Here are some of the texts!
Getting hit by a car
Heroin. I would love to know what extreme euphoria feels like. But I'm a healthy guy and will just stick to beer.
I've always wanted to have sex with a midget. Never have to this day. Kyle in auburn
I want to rub baby oil on steve the producers bald head
Female orgasm! Looks so intense and they get to have a couple in a row!
Travel in space
I want to fill a pool with jello to see if i can swim in it... I would be super baked and it would be lime jello maaan!
What I want to experience and never have is a devils three-way with Vicky & BJ