Big weekend for me, and Thee Ted Smith and I are heading to Spokane with my hockey team -- the Tacoma Donkey's for the Northwest Classic hockey tournament. Every year it's an epic adventure, but this year I think might set the standard as we are taking a LIMO! Yes...a limo. We will be rolling in style in this:
Huge thanks to Marcus and Dane from Next Level Limousine for helping us make this happen. They are fellow Rock-A-Holics, which is how we met. Great dude...if you ever need a limo, they have a ton of sweet ones -- check them out on Facebook:
We are back live today…it’s great to be back. BJ was in Boston for a week…or as I now call it…the City of Cream. Listen to the first break of the 6 am hour to get why it’s called that!
Yesterday was “We Day” …what an awesome thing that was done for the kids in the Northwest. 15,000 kids packed the Key Arena (they got in not by buying a ticket, but earning one through community service) to see Pete Carroll and a few Seahawks (Russell Wilson, John Moffitt, Richard Sherman, and Russell Okung), as well as Magic Johnson, Jennifer Hudson, and the highlight…a surprise performance by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis. Check out the footage a fan shot…it looks like a blast!
Speaking of Macklemore…on this week’s STP-Cast, we were lucky enough to have Wanz in studio. Michael Wansley is the guy who sings the hook to “Thrift Shop”, and his story is incredible. This guy filled up the room with inspiration and positivity…
Over the weekend I finally tried my roll…and it is AWESOME! Yes…be sure to check out the STP-Roll at Trappers Sushi (www.trapperssushi.net)...it’s officially on the menu on Monday, buit you can sample it if you go there.
I was holding that plate…and I angled it to the point where I almost lost my roll!!
What’s in it? Tempura shrimp, white onion, garlic cilantro sauce, covered with avocado, topped with spicy yellowtail, tempura crumbs, hot sauce, and warrior sauce. Even if my name wasn’t on it, this would still be my favorite roll. I had it twice while we were off.
A research group went through the numbers from some of the biggest streaming services from January of last year through this past January . . . and put together a list of the shows viewers most often BINGE on.
Here are The Top 10 Most-Binged TV Shows:
1. "Prison Break"
3. "That '70s Show"
4. "How I Met Your Mother"
5. "Gossip Girl"
10. "One Tree Hill"
The TV show that people “binge” on the most is Prison Break…what about you? What is that one show where you have watched multiple episodes is one sitting? Here are the texts we got:
Battlestar Galactica! Watched first 2 seasons in one sitting. Ya gotta check out Portlandia's spoof on watching Battlestar.
Sons of Anarchy! I've got the 1st 4 seaons on DVD (Season 5 not out yet) & regularly sit & watch a seasoon at a time. Jerry the Tubaman- Spanaway
Arrested Developement with Jason Bateman and Michael Cera. The Bluth Family at its finest.
The X-Files! Scully just got sexier every year! Greg from Auburn
Show I binge on is firefly. I first saw it when I was sick and watch the entire season in one sitting. I will still go back and rewatch the entire season
One show I watched was doctor who, wanted to see what the big whopla was about and was immediately addicted. Jeff from Marysville
The big bang theory Even though I have seen them all I still DVR all the reruns and watch them. Now I even got my boyfriend watching too! I told him he fell in love with a nerd from day one! :-). Alyssa
Game of Thrones. You'd think that each episode being an hour long would deter bingeing. I spent an entire weekend on HBO GO. Both seasons. Loved every second.
I'm currently on a LOST binge...I have a full time job but managed to watch 56 hours of it in 13 days. Chris in Newcastle
I watched the Retro Real World Weekend all weekend last weekend. It was great seeing the old episodes esp the first one. Jewels
I've spent many hours smoking my bong and binging on the show weeds.
Today's Video Blog is some more footage from our Meet the 2013 Rock Girls party...enjoy!
I didn’t get to this yesterday, but I need to pull out the soap box for one of my dumb rants. Today’s topic…”Know It Alls”! These are some of my least favorite people. You would think that if you are a “know it all”, you would KNOW when you are annoying, but that is not the case! The most frustrating part about “know it alls” is that typically they don’t even KNOW what they are talking about. I have to examples of why this is my topic for today’s blog…and it stems from two texts I got yesterday at 7-7-9-9-9. First off, I love the text feature on our show…99% of the time the texters crack me up with their often wrong sense of humor. But at least once a day I will get a text from someone that thinks that they know what they are talking about, and they act like an ass in how they “correct” you…and it turns out they were wrong.
Example #1 stems from yesterday's Beat The Producer where the Rev asked me where Auschwitz is located…
Example #2 stems from that news report in Burien where a 14 year old girl was shot in a drive by....
Gotta love "know it alls".
According to a survey by CareerBuilder, one in eight people waste HALF their workday. And 62% of us waste at least an hour a day. Here are the nine biggest distractions at work . . .
1. 34% of people said talking to co-workers about non-work-related stuff was the biggest distraction.
2. 22% said the Internet.
3. 18% said loud co-workers distracted them most.
4. 17% blamed personal calls or email.
5. 15% said office drama.
6. 11% said daydreaming.
7. 7% said gossip.
8. 2% said watching television in the break room.
9. 4% said . . . not understanding HOW to do their work.
What do you do to waste time at work? What have you seen others do at work to waste time? Here are some of the texts we got:
I spent over an hour a day trying to get through the phone lines at KISW!
Biggest time waster at work: Pooping. I waste an hour a day at work going to the bathroom. Maybe I should ease off of the coffee. - The Tax Man
Me and one of my co-workers are garbage guys and we play text slug bug all day. Snap a pic of the bug and u get a point. Westside!
I go to work solely to b.s. I do more work lately but the last 5 yrs i bet i wasted 75% b.s.ing
Smoking breaks every hour! Angela
I'm pretty sure my co-worker yanks his crank in the bathroom, i knocked on the door and he answered in a panicked, high pitched voice...
I have my work believing, that I have IBS, so I get to spend a lot of time in the bathroom, reading news, playing games, and on Facebook on my phone.
What I see: girls doing their hai (curling iron, flat iron, etc...), reading books, having their spouse visit daily, smoke breaks every hour, water cooler time every hour...
I waste time at work photoshopping coworkers face pics onto random gay porn scene pics. makes for a lot of laughs
I waste time at work listening to KISW things like beat the producer .who's iPod is it anyway .listeners on the loose . I'm a garbage man so I can't get out of my truck until I hear what's going on .
A new study found that 9 out of 10 people could make at least $1,500 just by selling the old junk they don't use anymore. We're not saying that's the actual value of your junk . . . just the amount you could probably sell it for. And the study found almost EVERYONE has clothes, books, and shoes in their house they never use. One in three people still hold onto old VHS TAPES and audio cassettes, even though they KNOW those aren't coming back.
Based on this, finish this sentence: “Even though I don’t use it anymore…I refuse to get rid of _____.” Here are the texts we got:
My pioner laser disk player, yes movies on a cd that's 12 inches across. I have rocky 1,2,3 rambo 1 and 3, fletch, and a few others.
I will never sell my old video games, I have every system back to the original Nintendo. And I can't bring myself to get rid of them
I know my girlfriend is outdated but I keep her around cuz I don't think I'd get a good deal on her. Brandon from Bothell
I have over 1500 playboys just got 1976 - 1979 got to love the big hair day's. I would never let them go.
My old skateboard decks. 40+ boards from aprrox. 1985 - late '90s. Some never even grip taped. Those were my fondest years. –SkippyHandleman
My Guess jacket from 1984... I STILL wear it!!
This is Samantha from everett wa and my dad will not get rid remotes.
I have an old Tama Rockstar DX fusion drum set worth 1200 dollars gathering dust. 2 kids, havent played in a year. But you can pry it from my cold dead hands.
Today's Video Blog is an intern challenge. it stems from that story of the first grader in Michigan that was banned from doing his talent of making fart sounds at his school talent show. Intern Jay has 60 seconds to find a stranger to make a fart sound...will he do it?
If you haven’t heard...one of the coolest things ever happened to me. I have my own roll for you to eat! Starting April 1st at Trappers Sushi, the STP Roll will be available. The cool thing is that right now they are having customers sample it, and Kevin tweeted me a picture of it:
It looks awesome! I can’t wait to eat my own roll! If you haven’t been to Trappers, you are missing out on some awesome Sushi. I had the Mountain Roll and the Marvelous Roll this weekend...so good! My wife loves the Veggie and the Asparagus Roll. Check em out at TrappersSushi.net
This is hilarious...the news of me having a roll is spreading and inspiring other business...my bud Mike owns an awesome shop in Puyallup – Mike Sader’s American Automotive, it’s where I bring my car...they do awesome work, and on their Facebook page they had me laughing with this post:
Ladies and gentleman…here is the ridiculous-issue-that-a-school-has-with-a-kid story of the day:
Eric Henze was barred from performing his "body fart" routine at his Michigan school's talent show. Here is a news report about it:
I love that there is a news report about this…just to point out how stupid this school is acting. You don’t think every parent, at least every male parent, would love seeing this as opposed to seeing yet another kid sing a stupid Miley Cyrus song. That’s his dumb talent, but what about you? What stupid talent do you possess? Here are the texts we got:
I can stick in entire q-tip up my nose without bending or breaking it
I can tie a knot in cherry stem with my tongue.
Can the body fart kid open the Comedy Riot?
I can fall asleep anywhere wether I like it or not. I've even fallen asleep at a cirque de solei show in Vegas. I'm not an old man, I'm a 29-year-old woman!
I can pick my nose with my abnormally large tounge
I can blow bubbles underwater through my eye Jo from Anderson island
I can d*********t! Haha – Samantha
I can flip (roll) my tongue upside down...Laurie.. :-)
I can take my co-worker wife to pownd-town.....Jeremy in Olympia
I can snort milk and squirt it out my eye. Ashton in olalla
In New York, a 13 year old Jack Russell terrier, named Jack, swallowed 111 pennies last week and quickly became ill. Besides the danger of blocking the intestines and creating gastrointestinal problems, pennies minted after 1982 are mainly made out of zinc and are considered to be toxic to pets. The zinc inside of pennies can cause damage to the kidneys, liver and red blood cells. The dog’s owner rushed him to a veterinarian for emergency surgery. The dog doctors put Jack under anesthesia and methodically removed all 111 coins. A doctor had to remove the pennies — five at a time — via endoscopy until all 111 were recovered.Jack is expected to make a full recovery.
Based on this, has this happened to you? What did your pet eat? Here are the texts:
Thought my dog had worms from the look of what was dangling from his backside bet said that's not worms and she started to remove the unknown -- it strethed and stretched and finally came out, snapped back and hit the vet shirt -- it was one of my kids toy elastic stretchy hand – mindy
I had a friend whose Rottweiler love to eat leather, including a wallet with 800 dollars in it
My black lab ate an entire bag of hamburger buns from COSTCO! It plugged him up so bad that he couldn't go number 2 for a week. It put so much pressure on his lower back that his back legs quit working. I thought I was going to have to put him down. Then it came out and he was fine.
Dog swallowed a whole corn dog stick and all ..
Just yesterday my dog chewed off and ate the brim of my $110 hurley fedora while i was at work. Found all the Little chunks of it in the dog's poop this morning
My dogs eaten everything from computer keyboards to aluminum cans. I honestly don't understand how she's still alive. –amanda
My snake ate my sisters pet hamster.
Hey Steve and BJ, this is Collin from Puyallup and its my first time texting in but I had a dog once that started eating a lamp electrical chord and he got electrocuted and started pooping cause of the shock haha crazy stuff.
My dads dog ate a 8th of marijuana. The dog wasn't the same for two days.
Today's Video Blog is all about Torture Tuesday! Today...Hot Kyle got Hot Candle Wax all over his back! Check it out.
What an awesome weekend…. I can sum it up best with one picture:
Thanks to Iron Mike for this classic shot at the Backstage Bar & Grill for our Meet The Rock Girls party! Before I get to the party, before we got to the bar, we grabbed dinner at Buffalo Wild Wings…that was a great time…
While there we met some good dudes that listen to the station, and BJ made them feel welcome by spilling their beer…
We pigged out on plenty of awesome wings , and of course BJ wanted some dessert (AKA his weakness), and look what they brought us…wow!
After eating we welcomed the Rock Girls. Man oh man are these girls smoking hot. It was great to see the returning gals, they looked better than ever…and the new Rock Girls are not only super hot, but super cool. I am glad they are a part of the KISW family…and apparently Topshelf is excited too, as he took some pix while on stage…check out his “View From The Shelf”!
Why am I wearing a blindfold? A. I wear it while playing Beat The producer (so I don’t cheat), and B. so I didn’t have to look at The Rev shirtless.
Huge thanks to Chad for sending us these awesome pix of the Rock Girls from the party:
"Forbes" has named OPRAH WINFREY the most influential celebrity for the second year in a row. Her network OWN starting to gain some traction thanks to big interviews, like her sit-down with LANCE ARMSTRONG. According to E-Poll Market Research, she has a 48% influential rating . . . which means 48 percent of Americans rate her as influential. Here are the 10 Most Influential Celebrities of the Year, along with their influential ratings . . .
1. Oprah Winfrey, 48%
2. Steven Spielberg, 47%
3. Martin Scorcese, 42%
4. (tie) Ron Howard and George Lucas 41%
6. Dr. Oz, 40%
7. (tie) Barbara Walters, Bono and Suze Orman, 37%
10. Clint Eastwood, 36%
For the second year in a row, Oprah was named the most influential celebrity…based on this, when have you REALLY been influenced by a celebrity? Why? Here are the texts:
Books, if an author I like recommends a book I usually buy it. Also, Slash, if he talks about a band he likes I'll give them a listen.
Brett Farve inspired me to get some Levis I'm straight but damn he looked good in those jeans (haha – Brett didn’t endorse Levi’s…he endorsed Wrangler Jeans)
I'm with Steve. I despise Oprah but I did try ezells chicken solely for the mere fact that Oprah endorses it as well! – Lonnie
Anthony Bourdain. That dude knows his food and seems down to earth. Eaten most places he went during his PNW No Reservations. –Bjorn
STP for dropping his pants and jumping around the room .it works!
Has to be STP he had his own roll at trappers and BJ is jealous
Met Clint Eastwood, inspired my writing
Stp for just poking.
Man…I’m honored I inspired people..granted for random things, but I get it…for me it’s “The Machine” – Bert Kreischer. He’s the current host of “Trip Flip”, but it was his old show on the Travel Channel – “Bert the Conqueror” that had an affect on me. Because of that show, I conquered my fear of Roller Coasters and I am now obsessed with riding coasters…plus I did the Hell Run because he did one of those mud runs on an episode of that show. Speaking of Bert’s show…I tweeted last night how cool it was that they featured Seattle on the second episode of the new season, and Bert replied:
Today's Video Blog features the 2013 KISW Rock Girls. We were all at the Backstage Bar & Grill in Tacoma to introduce the ladies to the Rock-A-Holics!
This morning we were talking about that epic Richard Sherman interview on ESPN’s First take, where the “All Pro Stanford Graduate” told Skip Bayless that he was better at life than him. If you missed it, here is that interview again:
I love our city and how creative people are. There is a local T-Shirt company called Homers Apparel where they took that famous line, and made an awesome t-shirt to commemorate it! Check it out:
If you want to buy this shirt (these are the guys that made those sweet “Legion Of Boom” shirts too)…go to: www.homersapparel.com
Yesterday Sonics fans let Chris Hanson, his investors, and the NBA know that there is serious excitement about getting the Sonics back…yesterday at www.sonicsarena.com you could join their “Priority Ticket” waiting list, and so many people logged in at 10 am that the site crashed! I am excited about the return of the sonics, but even more excited about the potential of a hockey team being brought to the northwest! Yesterday the released mock images of how the new arena will look with a sheet of ice on it….seeing this got me even more excited!
My buds on my hockey team, the Tacoma Donkeys (be our friend of FB: www.facebook.com/tacomadonkeys) all agreed that we would buy a few season tix and split up the tickets. Speaking of my team…we finished the regular season last night in first place!
Today’s video blog features a gift that the Tacoma Donkeys got for BJ Shea!
This morning we came across a story about adult films! Of course any study about those kind of movies is going to grab our interest…A porn site called Porn MD has kept track of the most popular search terms people use on their site.
Here are the ten search terms Americans use most when they're looking for porn . . .
4. I can’t even try and tell you this one. What is wrong with people that search this!
7. POV: Which is short for "Point of View."
10. I can’t write this one either, but it goes against my life motto: “Exit Only”
If you go to Sonicsarena.com , you can see the first designs of the Sonics Arena…and I have to say it looks AWESOME. Here is a taste, but do yourself a favor and check out all of the pictures on their site:
While I am blabbing about sports….first off…I am so pumped about the hawks getting Cliff Avril…lets hope he helps solve the pass rush! Man, is it September yet? I am so ready for the Hawks season!
New Mariners commercials were just released…every year they knock it out of the park (pun intended) with their humorous spots. There were a few good ones this year, but this one was my favorite…
The Chronicle – which is a news paper in Lewis County -- reported that the Tenino City Council denounces their Mayor, Eric Strawn, because of a Radio Appearance…on our show! The article states, quote, “Egos were bruised, secrets were revealed and one gavel was banged many, many times when, the Tenino City Council reviewed Mayor Eric Strawn's recent radio appearance on KISW's "The BJ Shea Morning Experience."” All of this stems from when Strawn called in on Friday morning during “Listeners On The Loose”. During that appearance, Strawn revealed that he is doing standup comedy under the stage name “Mayorjuana” — and that he draws much of his material from on-the-job experiences.
Here is Mayorjuana’s (Eric Strawn) appearance on our show last Friday:
Mayor Eric Strawn is in trouble with the Tenino City Council for his appearance on our show…based on this…finish this sentence: “My job wasn’t happy when they found out that I did BLANK”... Or when did your employee do something that upset you? Here are some of the texts we got:
My job wasn't happy with me when they caught me found time trials on the motorized cooler around the liquor store
When I ran a goat over with my truck in Iraq
They weren't happy when they noticed my tongue-piercing...oh well...~Jayde
Im a Hvac contractor and I take my gf onto roofs and bang her. Company doesn't know..... Yet
I was a male stripper in CT while going thru my military training schools. –Heath
Worked at the corporate office of a retail store in Bellevue and one day I brought my dirt bike to work to try to sell to a friend and rode it back and forth, full throttle right under my vp's office window. Awesome
Work at “a major soft drink company”. Got stopped in the hallway at the plant and disciplined for drinking a Safeway brand sparkling beverage.
A Colorado woman wanted to send her kids wearing EMBARRASSING T-SHIRTS to school to punish them. Her eight-year-old daughter was caught shoplifting, so her shirt said "I steal," and her nine-year-old son was caught bullying, so his said "Bully." But the school BANNED the shirts. They said it was demeaning to the kids, so the mom is protesting that decision.
Based on this…what odd way were you disciplined when you got in trouble…or what odd way did you discipline your kid? Here are the texts we got:
When we were bad as kids We would get cod liver oil. Tastes awful but it's good for you
My parents used to squirt me with a water bottle when I was being unruly. It taught me to be a bother elsewhere... Dubb J.
My dad made me sit in my room on a wood chair for two weeks and only fed me peanut butter and bread. It was a long 2 weeks.
When my sisters and I would get into a fight, my parents made us walk around the house holding hands yelling I love you at every corner. There were a lot of corners.
Today's Video Blog stems from a picture we saw online of Tom Hanks posing with a guy that was passed out. After we filmed this we heard that the kid wasn't really passed out, but either way...Tom Hanks rules!
Taylor Swift is making news, people are up in arms because she apparently has been throwing away a bunch of fan letters without reading them. A woman in Nashville was recycling newspapers and found a whole bin full of Taylor's fan mail and some of the letters were unopened. Now I don’t know if it’s Taylor’s fault bor if the people that receive the letters on her behalf are to blame, but we even got a text from someone pissed about it:
Taylor Swift pisses me off. My 10 yr old daughtter is such a HUGE fan she wrote a letter to her. She has been checking our mailbox daily for the last 5 months just to find out her letter was trashed
I smell a whole new song by Taylor – “I…am never ever ever gonna read your letter” – waka waka!
I remember once writing a public figure a letter and being stoked to get a response. Who was it? First Lady Laura Bush I wrote her back when her man was in office to see if she would come on the show back when I worked with Andy Savage. I wrote her a letter, and as added incentive I gave her a copy of the CD “Invisible Touch” by Genesis! She wrote me back, and gave me an autographed photo! Check it out….
The best part is that her letter never said she would or wouldn’t join us on the show. I should have sent her a Journey CD or something to get an answer!
Speaking of letters…we got a Facebook message from Brandon looking for some help from the Rock-A-Holics:
Hi BJ, I am a huge fan of the show and was wondering if you would be willing to give some press for my daughters' project. We are collecting stuffed animals to give to hospitals, DV children, Kid's of fallen soldiers, and ect... Basically kids that are in pain. We started this to repay a kindness that a nurse did for my daughter when she was in the ER.
According to a new survey by Direct Line car insurance, women are more likely than men to swear while driving.
Nearly HALF of all women . . . 48% . . . admit to cursing behind the wheel. Only 40% of men do. Here are the five things most likely to make us swear:
1. The GPS: 55% of people who use one say they've sworn at it.
2. Getting cut off by another driver.
3. People who don't use their turn signal when turning or changing lanes.
4. People who talk on their cell phone while driving.
5. Someone driving slow in the fast lane. This is the ONLY thing that MEN were more likely to swear at than women. 15% of men mentioned it . . . while only 7% of women did.
What about you? When it comes to driving…what drives you nuts! Or…when have you pissed off another driver? Here are the texts we got:
I f'ing hate it when people don't use their signals and when people take their sweet I'm on a hill because I drive a stick shift -Brett in Puyallup
Driving in the rain. Don't you think we do it enough we would be used to it. Too many timid northwest personalities.
People that cut off big trucks. Your putting not only your life at risk but every other driver in danger.
I cannot stand when people just drive in the left lane, not passing anyone and not moving over for traffic behind them! It's the "passing" lane!!!
The people who don't get up to speed on the on ramp. PeopleMerging into 60 mph traffic at 35-40mph sets me off.
Pat in puyallup stupid drivers that dont use there blinkers also when they turn and throw there turn signal on as they turn last minute stupid drivers!
The private equity firm that bought Hostess's brands has announced they'll have Twinkies back in stores by this summer…. Based on this, it could be food or anything else…what would you like to see the return of? What do you miss and wish would come back?
FIREFLY!!! I would actually get cable just for it!
Mike-Shoreline, bring back Peter Parker as spider-man
I wish they'd bring back the Keebler Pizzeria chips.They were AWESOME! Flavor for days and enough MSG to kill a small horse, so u know they're good Painterguy D
I know people are saying basketball, but I want the return of hockey to Seattle. Everett is too far away so I only get to see them play against the T-birds. –DV
he Sonics!!! But the 1995-96 team with Payton and Kemp. The "Original" Lob City. So many childhood memories. Harley from Renton
I wish the attitude era of the wwe could come back. Ed in Sumner
Im waiting for acid washed jean shorts to make a comeback
Ricks strip club
Today's Video Blog is another intern challenge! Our intern Jay has 60 seconds to find a female that will try to do a Arnold Schwartzenegger impression...will he do it?
This challenge stems from audio we played yesterday of woman that couldn't do a good Arnold impression!
Last night was a big night…the Bachelor finale! Rejoice Seattle-ites, “Our” girl Catherine from Seattle was picked by Sean and given the final rose…the biggest win for the 206 since the Hawks traded for Percy Harvin! You might roll your eyes for me even mentioning this, and I don’t blame you one bit…but there was a Hawk that was equally as excited to watch the Bachelor -- #74 – John Moffitt! John was live tweeting throughout the show, and gave us some great commentary….
I propose that ABC hires Moffitt to be the new host of the Bachelor…that would be AWESOME!
"Parade" magazine did a piece on celebrities' first jobs. Here's the list . . .
--AMY ADAMS: Hooters hostess.
--JIM CARREY: Security guard / Janitor at a tire factory.
--DEBRA MESSING: Babysitter.
--JENNIFER LOPEZ: Fly Girl (dancer) on "In Living Color".
--CHRIS ROCK: Busboy at Red Lobster.
--QUENTIN TARANTINO: Usher at an adult theater.
--"Survivor" creator MARK BURNETT: Nanny.
--GERARD BUTLER: Attorney.
Based on this, what made your first job memorable? Here are the texts we got…
my first job was memorable because it was the also the first time I had sex with an older woman!
At 14, a buddy and I worked at a greenhouse. Very boring! So we'd smash windows out at night so we'd have something to do at work.
When I was 14. I mowed lawns in a fancy neighborhood in Mill Creek. One of the house owners let me drive his 1994 Dodge Viper!!!
Referee for soccer and I was 15 and one game I refereed I had one parent throw food and drinks at me
First job at a fast food place. Getting busy in the stock room hah.
My first job I worked for former Seattle seahawk center robbie tobeck and he gave me tickets to the Seahawks 49ers game 2 years ago they were the best tickets i've ever had. Club seats on the 50 yard line
I worked at a coffee stand and out of three years the most memorable part was being tipped a gooey duck... Thank you people of Belfair
My first job was security for a strip club – Axle
Escort service driver and bodyguard at 16
I was a barker outside of the Kingdome for Mariners games and I used to yell ' fresh hot pizza five dollars' If you remember tuba man, he used to yell back at me 'how fresh and hot is it' :)
Esquire Magazine put out an article about how Dazed and Confused was the Definitive Movie About the '90s…Check it out here, it’s a great read:
Based on this, what is the “Definitive movie” for you, and why? What movie had the biggest impact on your life? Here are some of the texts we got:
Schindlers List. Started me on a path to learn more about WWII era and the people it effected on all sides. It's amazing what they DON'T teach you in school.
Office space because in a funny way, it made me look at the corporate world in a more realistic way. No longer get stressed about irrational corporate policies or things like profit based priorities
Singles is my fave because it takes me back to an amazing time in Seattle and makes me feel 21 again.
Any film by Kevin Smith! It showed me that a film fan can make great movies & a director can be awesome to his fans! Mr. Smith is my personal hero. Drew
Swingers, it taught me how and when to call a girl who gives you her number. And why to never call her six times later that same night.
Jaws! I saw it when I was 5 and it started my obsession with sharks. Now I am working towards a career in helping shark conservation. I am currently plan ning a trip to go dive with great white sharks in Mexico!
Spinal Tap. It was one of those movies that came out when I was a kid, and it totally got me in torock music as I grew up.
Today’s Video Blog is another installment of Torture Tuesday. Today, Hot Kyle had his nose hairs pulled out with tweezers! You voted for it, enjoy!
Man I am kicking myself for missing the T-Birds game this weekend. They played their rivals, the Everett Silvertips, and you gotta love hockey when it’s towards the end of the season and teams are battling for a playoff spot! It was a pretty intense game and the Silvertips won 4-3…so intense that the goalies got into a tilt! Check out Danny Glover from the T-BIrds squaring off with Austin Lotz of the Tips.
I love that the linesman that is in between them trying to stop the fight is former T-Bird, Ryan Gibbons!
I came across this on Facebook ( Thanks to Andrew K. for sharing it), and I have to say that this is one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. How awesome is Tom Hanks???
Last month, a 33-year-old woman in New York was arrested for hiring two STRIPPERS to come to her son's 16th birthday party. And the strippers gave underage boys lap dances in their underwear. The woman is facing five counts of endangering the welfare of a minor. On Thursday she pleaded not guilty and said she only ordered a "bikini gram" to sing "Happy Birthday", NOT give lap dances.
Based on this, finish this sentence: "Looking back, I can't believe my parents did _____". Here are the texts we got:
Can't believe my mom for my 18th birthday got me and all my girlfriends drunk on the way to a female strip club. And it was only to a female strip club because there's no male clubs around here.
I can't believe my dad rented Orgasmo (the guys from South Park) for my birthday. I had a sleepover with about 8 friends eating food and hanging out. I was 13!!
I can't believe my mother gave me a 3 pack box of condoms when I was 13. It was extremely embarrassing when she handed them to me. I didn't need them for another 8 years. :(
I can't believe my dad got me high when I was eight. Nate in the Quah.
My took into local bar and let me but a keg for my 18th bday. Only I had to carry 4 blocks hm by myself if I wanted it.
I can't believe my parents confiscated my bag of mushrooms and then ate them... They party!
On Friday, a guy who goes by the Twitter handle TheRealMyron tweeted a photo of his brand new Netflix TATTOO. From the photo, it looks like he got it on the right side of his torso. On top of a random floral pattern that, as far as we know, has nothing to do with Netflix. Check it out:
And Netflix saw his tweet and the tattoo, and immediately gave him a reward . . . one year of free Netflix streaming. Retail value . . . approximately $96.There's no word on how much Myron spent on the tattoo.
A man gets a year of Netflix for free because they saw that he got their name tattooed on his body…based on this, finish this sentence: “If it meant getting their product for free for a year, I would tattoo _____ on my body.” Here are the texts we received:
Any gas company!! Free Gas for a year would be awesome!! I average $3,000 a year in gas
I would get the Men's Room Red logo tattooed if I got their beer free for a year!
My name is phillip i would tattoo moonlite bunny ranch on my body for a year of service
Can i get deja vu tattoo on my body and get free lapdances for a year. As long as the wife doesnt find out lol.
Rockstar energy drinks...awesome logo too
showbox would love to be able to go to any show of my liking....
x-Finity/Comcast baby Free cable and internet Nothing better!!!!
I would tattoo trapper sushi on my body I I could get it free for a year
Today's Video Blog features a gift thet the Rev got in the mail from "Ted Head Bill" (Thee Ted Smith's biggest fan).
Yet another reason why I LOVE #25 for your Seattle Seahawks!
Yesterday Richard Sherman from the Seahawks was on ESPN's First Take with Steven A. Smith. Also on the show was ESPN personality Skip Bayless, who has been rather critical of Richard Sherman over the last few months...not to mention Bayless had said earlier in the show that Sherman isn't in the, quote, "same league" as Jets All-Pro defensive back Darrelle Revis. Check out the fireworks!
Haha -- "Ignorant, Pompous, Egotistical Cretin"…“I’m Better at life than you”. Classic.
A New Survey on Things That Are Worse Than They Used to Be . . . Including Manners, Schools, TV, Music, and Kids
A new survey asked people to name things that aren't as good as they used to be . . . and people had NO PROBLEM rattling off a massive list.
Here's the top 15:
1. Manners and politeness.
2. The weather.
6. Public transportation.
11. The police.
12. Hollywood movies.
Only FOUR things got positive rankings in this survey: Restaurants . . . cars . . . vacations . . . and fashion.
Based on this, finish this sentence: “When I think of the “old days”, I miss _____.” Here are the texts we recieved:
I think of the old days I think of paying a dollar for a gallon of gasI miss when the mariners used to be good
Saturday morning cartoons.
I miss MTV I miss sitting around watching videos all day now there's just stupid reality shows what the hell happened
...people actually talking to each other over dinner (no smartphones)
I miss coming home checking to see who called on the caller i d, talking on the land line and hearing the call waiting beep and clicking over to the other line – bree in graham
When it comes to the old days I miss the quality of toys and pretty much everything that was made. Much better quality back in the day
Work ethic. People don't have it anymore they want a pay check but they don't want to work for it.
I miss the seattle grunge scene! That was my childhood, my "hippie movement". Pearl Jam-â Mother Love Bone & Nirvana were the sound of generation x. I miss it like crazy! Drew, Tacoma
Today's video blog features an interesting letter from Crazy Cheri!
BJ and I had an argument this morning, and shockingly…it was over something completely stupid. BJ was talking about the Walking Dead, and how they are re-airing past episodes, only they are airing them in black & white as a nod to the graphic novel the show is based on – which was done in black in white. BJ thinks this is the coolest thing ever…as for me…this is stupid. Really stupid. Why the hell would you re-watch something for the sole reason that there is no color anymore. Just change the contrast on your TV if that is the case…it’s like a whole new show. C’mon, I get people LOVE the Walking Dead, but this is dumb. BJ kept saying that I don’t get it. I get it…it’s a nod to the graphic novel…and it is stupid. This of course led to a crap ton of texts…my favorite being this one:
Hey Steve, the original comic had no sound, soon, the series will air in b&w without audio.
Here are some other texts we got:
I'm a fan and I've read the comics.... It's not a graphic novel. I'm with Steve it doesn't appeal to me in black and white, still the same show.
Its OK bj, Steve don't get it.
BJ is living in the past. Black and white sucks. I bet he would rather have pay phones instead of cell phones too.
I'm with Steve, there is no need to watch something in the stone age, that you already saw in color. The tin bender
What's wrong with Steve!
Bj is an idiot. The walking dead was shot in color. it looks stoopid in b&w.
The black and white is supposed to make it look like an original zombie film
Hey Steve, BJ's a moron. Black and white TV went away because it SUCKS.
BJ you're trying to talk sense into a NASCAR lover and Wrestling fan
steve is a twit
I notice on Twitter and Instagram people are doing #TBT – for Throw Back Thursday. I figured I would join the party…here I am as a kid making noise on the Satin Steel!
For you Walking Dead fans…I figure you would rather see the picture this way:
I saw two stories this morning that made me ask the million dollar question… Whatever happened to POCKETS?
On Monday, police in Oklahoma arrested a 28-year-old woman after meth was found in her car. And when they were searching her at the jail, they found more meth lodged between her buttocks . . . and a LOADED GUN sticking halfway out of her lady parts. She's facing felony weapons and drug charges.
Last week in Massachusetts, a 26-year-old stole two tall boy cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon by shoving them down his pants. (--CAREFUL!) And when a clerk asked him about the bulge in his pants, he told her, quote, "It's my penis." But one of the cans had migrated to his ankle by that point, and she pointed out that no, that was NOT his junk. He was arrested.
Again...Whatever happened to pockets!?!
According to a new survey, one in seven people have accidentally “sexted” the wrong person. Here are the four most common people we accidentally send dirty texts and photos to:
1. A friend.
2. An ex. More than one in four people who've “sexted” the wrong person accidentally sent it to their EX instead of their current partner.
3. A co-worker.
4. A family member. That's where 9% of accidental “sexts” went. Ouch.
Most people apologize for the mistake . . . but 39% of the time, they ignore it and hope the other person never mentions it. And 9% of the time they LIE, and pretend they MEANT to “sext” that person.
What about you? What is your “sexting” horror story? What happened, and how did you handle it? Here are the texts we received:
Sexted my ex girlfriends dad... Awkward didnt say anything till we broke up
I once accidentally sent my boyfriend's kids phone a text message about doing something to him in the shower later. I got to their phone and deleted it before they saw it, but it was very nerve wracking because it was a couple hours before I could get to their phone!
Not my horror story; Ex girlfriend of 3 years wanted to make me feel bad, so she sent me a picture of her and her new guy banging. So I sent it to her Dad.
Accidently sexted my mom when it was meant for co worker that I was seeing. Only thing she said was not to get that girl pregnant.
I accidentally sent a picture to my moms cell phone when i was 18. Luckily I lived with her at the time so I grabbed her phone and deleted it before anyone else saw it.
Meant to send a message to my wife about what I wanted to do to her but I accidentally sent it to my best friend. My friend replied telling me love me as a bro and all but not to that extent. Then he called me a dirty f er......Chris in Enumclaw.
I was sexting my wife, and it was super dirty. Accidentally sent to my supervisor. Apologized immediately. All I got back was a "lol ;)" . Did I mention my supervisor is a smoking hot female? Lol
I was sexting in class and the teacher grabbed my phone and starting reading my conversation aloud to the whole class until she got to the part where the girl asked me to send a pic of my package and I did. -â Jay the creepy intern.
Capital One just released the results of a survey, so you can see how other Americans are going to spend their tax refunds.
-- The average federal tax refund this year will be $2,803.
--22% will use it to pay down debt . . . 16% will put it in the bank . . . and 4% will invest it.
But at least 35% plan to blow ALL of it. And here's how . .
--30% will use the money on everyday expenses.
--23% will spend it on a vacation.
--16% will spend it on clothes, shoes, or accessories.
--15% will buy an iPad, TV, phone, or some other electronics.
--The rest will use it toward other major purchases.
Based on this finish this sentence… “I plan on using my tax return on _____”. Here are the texts we got:
I'm buying a big screen TV when mine comes in tomorrow!
F*** paying debt. I'm going to Vegas
I planned on to buy a nice flat screen and surround sound with my return. Car broke down and wipeed out my tax return
My wife wants a new 9mm pistol, who am I to deny her that? Mike, in Monroe
I bought a windshield and a Wii with my tax return. And then I've been blowing the rest on whatever I feel like.
A Smart HDTV and a Samsung Smart camera.
What's up guys!!!! Hey my wife and I are getting a little over $10k back. We are paying off all of our credit card debt and like every year we are upgrading our season tickets for the Hawks!!!!! Taylor from Puyallup
I'm going to Vegas to see def leperd at the hard rock
Im spendin my tax return on this next tattoo. My wifes having our 2nd child in september. After her delivery im getting my wifes bdate and both my childe n in an algebraic expression. All their bdays, its an algebra expression not an equation cause it can only be 'simplified' not 'solved'. Like STP im a tattoo freak, my right arms sleeved, left arm sleeved minus the forearm, neck tat, both pecs, upperback down to my sideribs. My next family tribute, Flex in tacoma
Today's video blog features a package from our buds over at the WWE!
I just wanted to start off with bummer news. Sadly, William Moody, aka Paul Bearer passed away. I grew up loving that guy, as The Undertaker’s manager in the WWE.
Crazy tid bit of info on Paul Bearer…he actually did work in the funeral business!
This video makes me rethink my hatred for cats. There's a video on Break.com of someone who put their cat, named "McLovin," in a bathtub full of water. The cat's head is half in and half out, and shockingly it looks annoyed. For some reason, instead of lifting its head out of the water, when it meows, it meows part-way underwater. Here's the video…
Maybe it’s not cats fault for being such douches…when you have owners like this trying to be “funny”, what do you expect? This is probably the same guy that shows up to work one day with a bunch of scrathes on his face from his cat attacking him, and he wonders why “McLovin” snapped. I got your backs on this one, cats.
FunnyOrDie.com has a new video on what the auditions for The Postal Service's singer may have been like . . . before Ben Gibbard (of Death Cab For Cutie) got it. This video is hilarious! It features Duff McKagan, Blink-182's Tom DeLonge, Nate from the Foo Fighters, "Weird Al" Yankovic,, and more…check it out:
Duff is hilarious in the video…there were two blondes in Guns N’ Roses! Ha!
According to a new study, men lie THREE TIMES more often than women. Both men and women say they're most likely to lie to their BOSS, followed by family members and their significant other. And men are more likely to lie to their friends than women. The top lies men tell are: "Yes, I've done that" . . . "I didn't have a cell phone signal" . . . and "I'm on my way." The top lies women tell are: "I'm fine" . . . "I'm on my way" . . . and "It was on sale."
In a different survey, ladies…Be careful about asking your boyfriend or husband, "Does this make my butt look big?" He's probably going to give you an honest answer. Only 35% of men say they'd LIE. The other two-thirds say they WOULD give an honest answer . . . although a lot of them would try to change the subject first.
Based on this, finish this sentence: "I wish I would have lied about _____." Or...when do you wish you would’ve been lied to? Here are the texts we got:
I wish my wife would of lied about the number of sexual partners she has had......Mitch in Olympia
I wish my husband would have lied when I asked him if he thought my sister was attractive. I now have nightmares of them getting intimate.
I wish I would have lied and said I don’t like peanut butter…Lulu The Producer
hey toppyyyy!!! I wish I would have lied about my age to a 22 year old who wanted some action. Im 35, but she said 32 was the oldest she'd go, after I t old her my age of course.
24-year-old Terrance Ganaway is a rookie running back for the St. Louis Rams. He makes almost $400,000 a year, but even so, he works at a Jimmy John's sandwich shop in Waco, Texas in the offseason . . . earning minimum wage. He does everything from making sandwiches, to delivering orders. He said part of the reason he does it to stay out of trouble. How awesome would it be if you answered your door, and there is Ganaway with a sandwich for you? After talking about this story yesterday, we got this text at 7-7-9-9-9:
Guys, that dude is living the dream…if I didn’t have a mortgage and a ton of bills it would be awesome to work at a fast food place and just enjoy the stuff on the menu lol
If money was not an issue, and you could do any job you'd want...what would it be and why? Here are the texts we got:
Bouncer at a strip club. Free boobies!!
Range master at the local gun range, nothin hotter then chicks with guns or cooler then helping a kid hit the bullseye for the first time
i'd work at a music store. I play bass and love talking with people about musical instruments!
Barista. I love experimenting w/ coffee. Plus you are part shrink;similar to being a bartender. The difference is no drunks. Barista was the best Job in my 20s
I would open a pit bull rescue center if money wasn't an issue. They are a breed that are very misunderstood and I've always had at least one since the day I was born, they are amazing dogs who just want to please. Mick Kirkland
hey guys. Id be a walmart greeter. All for the people watching. Joe...puyallup
Taxi driver did awhile pay sucked but fun ass hell
Tour guide for the nature trails around here. All day outside fresh air exercise. Plus meet different people all the time.
I would do anything at Hooters!! Steve in Olympia
Today's Video Blog is an Intern Challenge! Our intern Jay has 60 seconds to find a complete stranger that will put any kind of makeup on him...will he do it?
Gonzaga, is now the number 1 college basketball team in The Associated Press’ Top 25 for the first time. In fact, Gonzaga is the first team from the state of Washington to be ranked Number 1. Go Bulldogs! I bet there are people outside of Washington that have no idea where Gonzaga is…hell they might even think we have a state named Gonzaga haha!
Gonzaga is making big news for being ranked the number 1 team in college basketball…based on this…if something that you love to do was ranked, what would you be number 1 in? Here are the texts we got:
#1 defenseman in hockey. Go Tacoma blackhawks. And donkeys Steve... and happy birthday navy Seabees
This is Kegan and i would be number one in smoking medical marijuana :)
Best at stealing my exs girlfriends. He hates me meeting his new girls.
Is be number 1 at shot gunning beers. Ill smash on anyone! -nick from Covington
I am Number 1 on spending money and not knowing what I spent it on
Even though Jimi Hendrix has been dead for nearly 43 years, he has a new album out today, titled, “People, Hell and Angels.” I’ve listened to the whole thing, and I really dig it! “People, Hell and Angels” features 12 songs that Hendrix recorded in 1968 and 1969, many of which were intended for the studio follow-up to “Electric Ladyland.”
Here is the first single from the CD, “Somewhere”:
Today we get a new album from the late Jimi Hendrix, titled “People, Hell and Angels”…based on this, finish this sentence: “Living or dead, I wish we could see the return of _____” Here are some of the texts we got:
The Road Warriors!!!!! Whaaaaaatttt a rush!
the return of The Lizard King Jim Morrison. Another member of the 27 club.
I'd love to see nirvana back at it.....Chris in Enumclaw
he sopranos! best show ever. jake from the 360
The Super sonics!
Mitch Hedberg. I think the man was a comedic genius . There are plenty of comedians who can make big elaborate skits that are hilarious but he could make any little thing funny even something like buying donuts.
Today’s Video blog is another installment of Torture Tuesday. Hot Kyle wants to be on the air so bad that he is willing to do whatever to get on the air…including stepping barefoot on a mouse trap!
What a weekend…my beer league hockey team, the Donkeys had a big win! If you look closely, you can see me between the pipes right there!
Don’t forget to follow us on Facebook at www.Facebook.com/TacomaDonkeys . If you do, you would have seen a hilarious Tweet that we posted on our page…it was an exchange between someone going to Emerald City Comic Con and the Seattle Police Department.
Whoever is running the SPD twitter is a genius…that was too damn funny!
Many people (including Vicky and BJ) had a great time at ECCC, I had a great time watching hockey all day yesterday (what a great game on NBC yesterday morning between the Blackhawks and the Redwings), but no one had as awesome of a weekend as Topshelf. This morning we learned that on Saturday he got drunk and watched a bunch of Stone Cold Steve Austin, and on Sunday he used a chainsaw (sober) for the first time. How do I know that? Well, yesterday I got a text from Toppy…and it was this video! I have to say, I was so entertained by this video that I watched it 4 times. Toppy has the POWER!
Also this weekend…a few Seattleites had an awesome…I mean “Eff’ing Awesome” weekend…Macklemore, Ryan Lewis, Wanz, Ray Dalton, etc…as they were on Saturday Night Live. Man they knocked it out of the park with their 2 songs…if you missed it, here is Thrift Shop:
Here they are preforming "Can’t Hold Us":
That song actually gave me goosebumps at about 2:20 into the video…when Mack raised his arm us as he rapped:
Raise those hands, this is our party
We came here to live life like nobody was watching
I got my city right behind me
If I fall, they got me, learn from that failure gain humility and then we keep marching ourselves.
For some reason that line hit me…whether you are a fan of rap or not…you have to respect the rise of Macklemore & Ryan Lewis…home grown…doing it on their own…refusing to sacrifice their art for dollars, and success has come their way…they are representing Seattle in a great light in the musical world. That line is a great nod to the Northwest!
If you don’t know…I am on a quest on my podcast to get Macklemore & Ryan Lewis to come in to be interviewed and perform. We are encouraging people to tweet @Macklemore and @RyanLewis to join @STP999 with the hash tag:
Help spread the word…we are trying to make this happen purely through Twitter…why? No reason…just something we started talking about a little over a month ago and thought it would be awesome if it happened! The word is getting out there…as Wanz (the dude that sings the hook on Thrift Shop) retweeted something I wrote him and the fellas:
Seven-year-old Josh Welch from Baltimore, Maryland was suspended from school for two days . . . because he ate a strawberry Pop-Tart that the school said was shaped like a gun. Apparently, Josh was biting into it, and trying to shape it like a mountain, but his teacher freaked out when she thought the shape was too close to a gun.
In an interview with Josh where he talked about what happened, he said he kept biting and biting into it, trying to make a mountain, but he could never make the shape . . . and it turned out to be a gun. This is crazy…man we have become a hyper-sensitive society!
Based on this story…Looking back on your academic life…why did you get suspended…or in trouble? Here are some of the texts we got:
In kindergarten, was playing with the pay phone, dialed 911, didn't know it would work without a quarter. Got suspended for a week.
5 days for mooning the schoolbus in 6th grade
Got detention for saying 'sucks'. Teacher, yes female, demanded we say hoover if we wanted to say that. Funny part? Soon as I said it teacher wrote me up, my friend said 'that sucks'... Thus joined me in detention.
For glueing all the chairs to the desk and the tables to the floor, I was a second grader on detention
I was suspended for drinking a 40 Oz my first day of 10th grade
My friend got suspended for drawing boobs and a penis in class
Today's Video Blog is part 2 of our interview with comedian The Greg Wilson.
You know it’s going to be an odd day when I tweet out a pic like this:
Don’t forget to follow me on Twitter -- @STP999
This morning BJ was running a little late, so I used the air time in our first break to vent to Toppy about my parking issues. I will preface this by saying this is a completely obsessive compulsive issue, and at the end of the day it’s not a big deal…yet, for some reason this gets under my skin. For the last 3 or 4 years I have been parking in a lot. I have parked in the exact same spot every morning for those 3 or 4 years. Well for the last couple of weeks I have been in a battle for that spot. I first noticed it about 3 weeks ago, I parkedand then this car shows up…and parks right next to my car. I thought it was odd, as they had to wait for me to close my door to back into my spot…even though at 4 in the morning, every other spot is available…yet they needed to wait for the spot next to mine. A couple days after that I was running a little late…I get to the lot, and they are in my spot! I know, right? WTF! So since then it’s been a back and forth battle for the spot…It’s gotten to the point where I get into work 5 to 10 minutes earlier to secure my spot…and I noticed that they are now rolling in earlier too. BJ came in during my bitch-fest and he agreed with me, and talked about how it seems like women like to invade a guys personal space. Again…I know it’s a dumb thing to vent about, but c’mon…this is my damn space! Of course this led to a slew of texts…it’s a hot topic haha…here are some texts we got:
I respect the "man space" cuz I know if I don't he'll invade my kitchen (GTFO of my kitchen!!!)
it's like nature Steve you gotta fight for it if you wanted to keep it. protect your niche and your place in the food chain
Parking spots- first world problems. Happy Friday. –Bryan
that's funny because if I noticed somebody parking in the same spot every day . I will make a point to come in early and steal it. just to be a douche
Auburn Police arrested 46-year-old Ryan James Purdy – he’s the man who they said used a fake badge to commit a series of robberies in Seattle parks. Police have been looking for him since December, and they finally caught him when he bragged to a bus passenger. What a dummy! The guy he bragged to recognized him from a picture in a KIROTV.com story about the robberies that he had read on his phone.
Based on this…it could be a good or a bad thing, but what is that one thing you always brag about? Here are the texts we got:
I always brag about being able to pay for my college education by myself without taking out any loans and graduating from UW at 23
I brag about my sexual endeavors with my wife to my friends and she hates me for it
I always brag that my 10 year old daughter sang with Barry Manilow at the Showare this year. She's awesome.
Girl I was dating would constantly brag about once being on the Olympic Ski team while she was in Cali. It's almost like she would forget who she told about this because each time she told me she sounded like it was the first time she had ever told me. WTF? I really don't care. I don't even ski.
I sang at Edgar Martinez's wedding. -DV
I had a friend that's no longer a friend always brag about how big his unit was.
Everyday all the time. You know what they say "people that brag about their unit size all the time really aren't that big"
How great my rack is. They're real but people constantly think they're fake since I'm small & athletic but nope!
My boyfriends big dong
Huge thanks to The Greg Wilson for coming in. I watched him last night on TruTV’s “Worlds Dumbest…” and he was commenting on one of my all time favorite You Tube videos, “Booty Pop” by Albert…
Today's Video Blog features The Greg Wilson -- he's at The Comedy Underground all weekend! Tickets and information at www.comedyunderground.com