Posts from October 2013

STP's BLOG 10/31/13 "Beast Mode on E:60"
Did  you catch the E:60 special on Marshawn Lynch on ESPN?  It’s amazing.  I already loved Beast Mode, but I love him even more after watching this.

Speaking of sports…Props to the Red Sox, as they won the World Series last night.  BJ is obviously a happy camper…or as happy as he can be since he is such a miserable human being – waka waka!  I always love watching the celebrations of any championship game…as there are always memorable moments, and this was easily that moment!  Here is Erin Andrews interviewing relief pitcher Koji Uehara's Son…

I hope that the Mariners management looks at what happened to a team that went from worst to first and now have rings to show for it.  It can be done, hell…this Bo’Sox team was supposed to be a rebuilding team. 
Word just came out that Bryon Russell once challenged Michael Jordan to a one on one game…but MJ shot him down!  There has been a “friendly” rivalry between them since the NBA finals back in 98 when Jordan had that famous shot where he pushed off Bryon.  I think Bryon had ill will towards MJ due to Jordan’s 2009 Hall Of Fame acceptance speech where he said he could take Bryan any time anyplace.
Based on this…if you could go “one on one” with any celeb, who would it be, and what would you do (it doesn’t have to be a sport)? Here are some of the texts we got:

Yo bj, if I could I would have a "cocaine off" with charley sheen. Some crazy stuff would likely ensue!

Bonghits with Phelps Jay ;)~

Chris brown in a boxing match just cause hes a douche and deserves an ass beating

I would wanna sit in the back of a dark theater and have a race to the fimish line with Pee Wee Herman. Ted im Tacoma

Golf against Stephen Hawking. I suck at golf but pretty sure id win

I could go one on one with Miley Cyrus, i'd be a wrecking ball. Also, STP roll at Trapper's Sushi is excellent! 

Beer pong vs. Steve-o and Johnny Knoxville

I would like to play BJ Shea in a Magic the Gathering if I could challenge a celebrity

Get in the ring for one round with Iron Mike Tyson

One on one I'd Love to get into the WWE ring with CM Punk! Especially if it were here in Seattle or in his backyard in Chicago.

I would get in the octagon with Chuck the iceman Liddell...just for one round of course

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STP's BLOG 10/30/13 "Miles Is A Genius"
I know a lot of people are calling Ubur and the Cheezburger people genius’s for their “Rent A Kitten” thing they did yesterday…all for a great cause, but there is someone out there that is more brilliant than those two companies when it comes to ideas…and that man is…..


Yes, one of the fine fellas from The Men’s Room is the man of all men.  Why you ask?  Here is photographic evidence:
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Yes, Miles installed a Hot Dog roller in the studio so that he can cook hot dogs during their show.  Are you serious?  Best 80 bucks spent.  Kudos Miles…Koo…Doze!
Last week, there was a story floating around about a 33-year-old man who had $100,000 worth of plastic surgery to try to look like JUSTIN BIEBER. Sadly, I saw the pic and he looks like Jim Carrey’s character from Dumb & Dumber.  Oddly enough, he's not the only one that would want to do this.

In a new survey, 6% of people 18 to 30 years old say they'd consider getting plastic surgery to try to look more like a specific celebrity.  Overall, 83% say they have a celebrity whose style they'd want to imitate. 72% of people have copied a celebrity's hairstyle, 62% have copied a celebrity's clothing style, and 32% have copied a celebrity's make-up.

What about you? Be honest…when have you tried to look like a celebrity, and how did you do it? Here are some of the texts we got:
In the late 80's early 90's I was known for my MacGyver mullet

Without even knowing it, I was doing my hair loke Pauly D. My friend broke the news to me. -Taylor on Orting.

I tried looking like BJ Shea by buying a wig like his and wearing button up shirts with dragons on them.

Eminem in 6 grade... I have black hair. So when I dyed it, it came out orange.

When I was 15 I was trying to look like uma Thurman by the hair style tried to dress like her tried to slim down and be a tom boy
In the early 90s after high school I got my nipples pierced to copy Nikki sixx. My buddy thought I was crazy and it hurt like hell. My kids recently saw a picture from back then and couldn't stop laughing!

When I was 6 I had to cut strripes in my hair like Brian Bosworth of the Seahawks haha

My sister has put a significant effort into looking like Jennifer Aniston. Im talking about dying her hair, cutting weight, and even a boob job. And she pulls it off pretty well. I can't even find Aniston hit anymore because she looks too much like Jennifer Aniston. Thank god for Emma Stone.

Late eighties tried to look like Brian Bosworth. Had the Seahawks colors in my hair and his fancy mullet..

Sadly when I was in my teens I always rocked the red NY hat cuase people said I looked like Fred Durst. You can disown now. Taylor from Puyallup

I was walking through the grocery store once with a jar of Peanut Butter & someone yelled out, "hey look everyone, its steve the producer"

Big thanks to Matt "The Attack" Kovacs and Ben Fodor (AKA Phoenix Jones) for coming on the STP-CAST...they were on to promote that they will both be fighting at Cage Warrior Combat at the ShoWare Center in Kent.  I'll be there too, not fighting, but hanging with Rock Girls...and cheering on my brother Matt Kovacs!  Get tix at , or get an awesome deal through for a meet & greet, buffet, etc.  Listen to the STP-Cast on iTunes or right here:
Speaking of the STP-CAST -- today's video blog stems from a moment on this weeks podcast where Mono-Nick tries to give himself a hickey!

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STP's BLOG 10/29/13 "A Win Is A Win...Go Hawks!"
Man last night was awesome!  Hawks won a nail biter at the very end 14 – 9 with an awesome goal line stop at the end of the game.  Huge thanks to The Bull Market in Tacoma (located inside Paradise Bowl) for having us there to watch the game!
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It was great hanging with Stan, the owner…that place was awesome…great drinks, and food!

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Thanks to everyone that came out…the 12th Man was in full force not only at the Bull Market, but apparently in St. Louis as well…did you see the end of the game?  There were a ton of Hawks fans there making noise, and showing love to Richard Sherman, who was rocking easily one of the coolest winter hats ever! 
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Emile Hirsch will play John Belushi in a movie about the comedian. I have no idea who he is, plus I don’t think he looks like John, so I am not 100% in favor of this, but maybe it will turn out well.  That being said, if there was a movie coming out about me...I would totally have Jamie Foxx play me.  The texters chimed in with suggestions for me... Vin Deisel, JB Smoove, and Jay Baruchel...I am 100% cool with any of those, but leaning towards JB, as he is awesome!

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Based on the fact that Emile Hirsch will play John Belushi in a movie … If there was a movie made about you, who's playing you...and why? Here are the texts we got:
Blake lively. We look similar. She plays roles similar to my personality.

Willem Defoe, because I'm nuts

Seth green because he has red hair too and still plays with toys.

Drew Barrymore, because I've gotten stopped in other countries for people to tell me I looked like her.

I'd like Jason stathom even though I'm not British and I have a full head of hair but it would be cool to be portrayed as a badass that can beat up 5 guys at ounce.

If they made a movie about me, I'd have to be played by Johnny Depp. He is a damn fine actor and much like me a rather handsome man. We're similarish. –Bjorn

Michael Cera, I've been told by numerous people that I look and sound exactly like him. I've even been confused fur him in public

Well since I kind of look like Jesse Pinkman and I'm dressing up as for Halloween as him, and handing out little baggies of "meth". I would pick Aaron Paul to play me in my movie!

According to a new survey, the average man doesn't feel like he's a "real adult" until . . . age 54.  That's the age when men havefinally overcome all the insecurities that made them feel immature and unsettled.  Here are the top 10 insecurities men say they have to conquer or come to terms with before they feel like real adults:
1.  Not being able to pay off a mortgage or afford a house.
2.  Going bald.
3.  Being unemployed.
4.  Being single.
5.  Going gray.
6.  Having a double chin.
7.  Man boobs.
8.  Not being able to afford retirement.
9.  Worrying about health problems.
10.  Being overweight.
So in other words, the second you stop giving an “EFF”, you are an adult.  

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STP's BLOG 10/28/13 "Lou Reed -- RIP"
Sad news that Lou Reed passed away… I was never a hug fan of his music, besides some of the more well known songs like “Wild Side”…but in college I did geek out about the Velvet Underground and their debut record, mainly because of this song:

Such a powerful song, and Lou’s voice is so haunting and heavy.  I have to thank my buds Bill Reid & Marco Collins for both sharing this video…I couldn’t imagine trying to interview Lou, but I would hope I would bring a little bit more to the table than these “journalists”:

In a 1982 interview, producer Brian Eno had a great statement about Lou’s influence…saying that while the first Velvet Underground album may have sold only 30,000 copies in its early years, quote, "everyone who bought one of those 30,000 copies started a band."  I couldn’t agree more with this!

Based on Brian Eno’s comment about Lou Reed…when has a celebrity inspired you to do something, and what was it?  Here are some of the texts we got:
I was 8 years old I watched the first Rambo movie inspired me to be a Marine

Dwayne the rock Johnson inspires me to get up and give it my all everyday

Dave Mustaine's battle with heroine helped me to get clean 13 years ago

Any celeb (Macklemore, Steve O, etc) who live in the chaos and dysfunction of the limelight that are outspoken about their recovery inspire me to keep this battle going just one more day.

Yo Steve when I saw Brock Lesnar F5 the Big Show at Survivor Series 2002 at Madison Square Garden it inspired me to start working out. I still can't squat 500 lbs like he can but I'm getting close.

Strange as this might be, BJ, you inspired me to see a therapist, since I have some issues like you. I am better off for it. My wife is happier too. Thanks!

STP inspired me to start DDP Yoga. It's awesome!

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STP's BLOG 10/25/13 "Percy Harvin & Richard Sherman"
This morning I was asked to do a Ram impression...if you missed it, you can now enjoy the effort I put into my job!

Unfortunately the Hawks aren’t playing this weekend, we have to wait until Monday to watch them take on the Rams…but to tie you over, and get you even more pumped for the team…watch this…it’s awesome!

Thanks to Nic for sending me this video…it just gets me more pumped to see what this team will do when #11, Percy Harvin, joins the team!
A Seattle Icon returned, the Ranier R is back where it belongs…on top of the old Rainier Brewery building.  I am happy to see that “R”, granted it’s a replica, as I drive on I-5. 
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Thanks to Iron Mike Savoi for that photo, and Check out Iron Mike’s blog…he has some great pix and videos on it:
I did want to share this pic that Iron Mike took…I would love to have these “guys” show up to a party! 
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Today's Video Blog features the highlight of our 14 Year Anniversary party last Friday at the Great American Casino -- the Rock Girls!

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STP's BLOG 10/24/13 "Throwback Thursday"
Since today is "Throwback Thursday" or #TBT for you Twitter and Instagram people...I thought you guys might get a kick out of some of these pictures I came across yesterday… most of these are from my early to mid 20’s, the early years of being on the radio.  I also consider the bad hair phase of my life…all of these pix have a great story, but I’ll keep it brief.

Here is one of my all time fave pix…I did an interview with Eminem when he played the Showbox, his first show in Seattle (right around the time his first CD came out).  This interview could’ve gone bad, halfway through it I realized I wasn’t taping and had to ask him if he could start over, he was totally cool with it…saying that he could tell I was a fan of the record, and he appreciated the respect I was showing him & I wasn’t making it a big issue that he was a “white rapper”.  Thanks to this interview, he remembered me the next time he came to Seattle for the Warped Tour, and we actually got to hang out that afternoon at the Kingdome Parking lot…one of my favorite radio experiences:
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Here I am with the original line up for Queens Of The Stone Age.  They came in to perform one morning, they did “If Only” and “regular John” – it was an amazing morning.  I wound up meeting up with them the night before to set up their gear so that they wouldn’t have to do it in the morning…just hanging with them the night before, and being the guy to mix their sound that morning will always stay with me.  After all, QOTSA wound up becoming my all time favorite band.
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Speaking of favorite bands, Faith No More will always be at the top of that short list…getting to meet Roddy Bottum was awesome.  I met him at the Crocodile Café when his other band, Imperial Teen, played.  I gave him a copy of my bands, Peter Parker, recording of the FNM song “As The Worm Turns”.
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If you are a FNM fan and curious how our version sounded, check it out – it was recorded by Chris Walla from Death Cab For Cutie…

This picture cracks me up as I didn’t know someone was taking it…as some of you know, I am an unapologetic Limp Bizkit fan…seen them a bunch, and I have interviewed Fred Durst a ton, and it’s always been a great experience.  However, in this pic I look not too thrilled to be in his presence…but I actually was…this was outside Guitar Center when they were doing guitarist auditions…I had been up since 3 AM, and it was around 6 PM when that pic was taken, we were under a tent…in the cold…raining…I was drained, and it shows…haha
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I have a ton more pictures, but I will save them for future blogs!
I did want to share this…back when I moved out here, I had one goal…to work at 107.7 The End.  I was a college radio nerd in Plattsburgh NY, and was obsessed with The End, mainly Marco Collins, as he broke so many bands I loved (Radiohead, Beck, No Doubt, not to mention all the Seattle bands).  I wanted nothing more than to work at The End, so whenever I saw a job posting in the paper, I would apply…even if I wasn’t qualified.  I applied for music director/On-air DJ once, and got a rejection letter.

Even though it was a rejection, I was still pumped…they acknowledged me…even if it was for a half of a second, they knew my name.  I hung that letter in my room, and let it be the inspiration to keep trying…to not take no as an answer.  6 months later I was hired to produce the Andy Savage show.  The rest is history, and that letter…I had it hanging in my office at The End, to remind me of the passion that I once…and still have…for radio.
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STP's BLOG 10/23/13 "5 Guys"
Last night Toppy, BJ, the Rev and I got to see a screening of the new Johnny Knoxville movie, Bad Grandpa…I am sure I will write more about it and we will talk about it on Friday…but in a nutshell…one of the funniest movies I have seen in a long time.  I couldn’t stop laughing!

Before we went to the film…Toppy, The Rev, and I pre-funked at 5 Guys Burgers!
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Earlier this month, parents in Connecticut caught their 15- and 16-year-old daughters throwing a PARTY while they were out of town.  So the parents CALLED THE COPS on their daughters.  Both girls were actually ARRESTED for allowing a minor to possess alcohol.
Based on this, finish this sentence:  “I can’t believe my parents busted me doing _____”. Or… “I can’t believe I busted my kids doing _____.”  Here are some of the texts we got:
Parents busted me watching adult films in their bedroom…dad came home early from work.  The dvd in the living room was broken…I wish smart phones existed back then
I once busted my kid selling pot…she accidentally FB messaged me instead of their friend that has the same first name
I can't believe my parents caught me having sex with my friends mom.

My mom busted me for having Magic the Gathering cards, saying it was a way for the devil to control me

I'm 17 and my parents caught me smokin a little reefer last night. Instead of calling the cops or grounding me, my dad rolled the best blunt I've ever seen.

Dad busted me having alone time when i was supposed to be doing homework - saw me through the bedrm window - very awkward :/

Got busted coming back late from a girls house. My punishment was a rum and coke cause. My mom knew I hated that combo. I was 14

Have you seen this thing called Bitstrips? Basically, you can create your own comic strips or stills on Facebook…we had a little fun with it today…
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STP's BLOG 10/22/13 "Pumpkins"
We are getting closer and closer to Halloween, so my wife and I kept the tradition alive, and carved pumpkins…we did 3… 1 for each of us in the family (hell yeah Lulu gets a pumpkin), and also because 3 pumpkins means 3 times the amount of pumkin seeds, which are too awesome for words.  Check ours out… mine is the goalie, my wife’s pumpkin is the Huskies logo, and Lulu’s is the Minion…however, I was the one doing the carving for all three!
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A new survey asked hotel managers to name the strangest request they've heard this year.  Here are some of the top requests . . .

8.  Do you offer a sleep sitting service?  I need someone to watch over me because I tend to sleepwalk.
7.  Can I borrow your ring?  It's my wedding tomorrow and the best man lost ours.
6.  Which subway line do I take to the Eiffel Tower?  The hotel was in England.
5.  Does your pet policy include llamas?
4.  Can you do my son's math homework?
3.  Can you stop the snow so I can get to the hotel?
2.  Can you fill the bathtub with milk?
1.  Can you transfer my room outside so my wife and I can have a night under the stars?

Based on a list of the strangest requests hotel managers have heard…what about you?  While on the job, what was the strangest thing asked of you? Here are some of the texts we got:
I was a cook in a restaurant we made French Dip sandwich with the night before the leftover prime rib someone asked me to trim the fat off of their sliced up sandwich meat

worked at little Caesars and an old dude told me to show him just how 'hot n ready' I was. He was serious &angry but I never 'showed' him. CREEP

I work at starbucks. I was once asked which drink was which.... An iced tea and a hot latte were the drinks I handed out... Please. Spay and neuter your children.

Working in a steak house in Buckley, the owner asked me to microwave a 20 pound prime rib. I walked out.

Nari in Spanaway. While working at Safeway I was asked if we carry Rocky mountain oysters

IMA cop, I I arrested somebody for having methamphetamine and heroin on them. When I got into the jail they ask for it back.

I am a helicopter pilot. I tend to give tours as well as instructed. During one tour for a couple, they asked if I could land on a sandbar in a river I obliged. They then asked if they could get out and have sex. I did not oblige.

Worked as a bouncer. Guy asked me to 'fake fight' with him, but to let him win to impress his girlfriend. I ended up having to kick him out and tossed him around like a salad at Applebee's. I don't think his girlfriend was impressed. Douchenozzle

I work in fast food and once saw a coworker get asked "what's the difference between chicken and fish?" Couldn't hear the response cuz I was laughing too hard

Have you seen this new app called YAK (or YAKit)? If not, it's a lot of fun...hell...Toppy has decided to leave everyone a message on it:


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STP's BLOG 10/21/13 "Thanks For Partying With Us!"
Over the weekend BJ, Toppy, Vicky, and I all went to Maris Farms in Buckley for their Harvest of Terror!  We had an amazing time… instead of me reviewing it, here is what Toppy’s wife said on Facebook:
If you like being scared, you NEED to go to Maris Farms in Buckley and go through the Haunted Woods and the Monster Safari and kill some zombies. It is WORTH the drive and worth every penny! I think my voice is gone from all the screaming. Holy crap that was awesome!

If you want to have a great night getting scared, and shooting Zombies with paintball guns…check them out, go to for more info!

Huge thanks to everyone that come out on Friday night for the BJ Shea 14th Anniversary party at the Great American Casino in Lakewood. 
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We had a BLAST!  Met some awesome Rock-A-Holics...Rock Girls were there looking great as always…my buddy Jay Mac showed up to hang with us…but the highlight….we had a man that’s making news recently….Ed Smith!  No, not Thee Ted Smith, but Ed Smith…the man from Yelm that has had sex with about 1,000 CARS in the past 45 years . . . he’s back in the news because  he's settling down . . . with a Volkswagen Beetle, named “Vanilla”:
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Yes the pic of the car on his shirt is Vanilla!
Here are some pix I took and some pix the Rock-A-Holics grabbed…
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Love this hat…
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Here we are playing Beat The Producer live…thanks to Fro Blo for this pic:
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Yikes…what is the Rev doing?
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Today's Video Blog features part 2 of our chat with bud Mike Gastineau.  The Gasman is having a book launch party for his book "Sounders FC- Authentic Masterpiece", tomorrow (10/22) at  6p.m. at the Market Arms Pub in Ballard. Tickets are available at, get more info at

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STP's BLOG 10/18/13 "Come Party With Us Tonight!"
We hope to see you guys tonight at The Great American Casino in Lakewood!  We are celebrating BJ’s 14th anniversary of being on the air in Seattle!  We will be there from 7-9PM…it’s free, so come down and celebrate!
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We've got the results of a new survey on the top things that make parents UNCOOL. 
Here are the top 15 things that make you uncool . . .
1.  Not knowing the top songs on the charts.
2.  Not being able to work an iPhone.
3.  Not knowing the words to current songs.
4.  Your fashion sense.
5.  Owning a sensible or practical car.
6.  Not seeing the attraction of video games.
7.  Not knowing what "twerking" is.
8.  Not knowing what Spotify is.
9.  Not letting your kids stay out late.
10.  Making your kids wear embarrassing clothes to school.
11.  Singing and dancing around the house.
12.  Being a smoker.
13.  Your hairstyle.
14.  Wanting to go with your kids on nights out.
15.  Not knowing who pop singers are.

So we had to ask...what made you realize your parents are uncool...or on the flipside, what makes your parent cool?  Surprisingly the majority of the texts were about how cool their parents are!  Here are some of the texts we got:

My mom has done many things to achieve cool status but the first time I really realized she was cool was in 8th grade when she took a UA for me so I didn't get kicked out if school ;)

My dad used to do donuts in his old impala ss with my brother and I in the car just to get a rise out of us and my mom still doesn't know about it to this day.

Busted me smoking weed my graduation night, just told me to be careful and let me keep partying with my friends, pretty cool

When I started to come of age, my dad gave me his Playboy collection. That's when I found out I had a cool parent.

When I found out that my dads "shark bite" on his leg was actually just from falling out of a tree

My mom went lesbian, my dad divorced her and now pulls more ass then me. Epic and depressing at the same time

Dad asked me if I ever smoked weed? Thinking I would be in trouble but didn't care said yes. A couple days later he asked me if I could get him a couple joints. I did!

'When I was a teenager, the coolest thing my parents ever did was listen to dubstep. I realized they were uncool when they wore bandanas while blasting du  bstep in their jeep.

My dad and I totally went to Vegas for my 21st birthday. He had me doing jello shots at 9 in the morning and we drank, gambled and partied for 3 days straight.

Today's Video Blog features our bud Mike Gastineau.  The Gasman joined us to promote his book "Sounders FC- Authentic Masterpiece".  Mike is having a book launch party, Tuesday (10/22) at  6p.m. at the Market Arms Pub in Ballard. Tickets are available at, get more info at

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STP's BLOG 10/17/13 "Gasman & Sounders"
Huge thanks to Mike Gastineau, The Gasman, for coming in! I’ve always loved listening to the Gasman on the radio, so having him in studio is always a great experience.  Get his new book about "Sounders FC: Authentic Masterpiece".  I can’t wait to read this book, just hearing Gas talk about it makes me want to learn more about the Sounders FC!  Get the book at
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We came across this great list on -- 40 Things Every Self-Respecting Man Over 30 Should Own….see how well you fare…I have only 23 of the 40!  I need to get my act together!
1. A tailored black suit
2. Black dress shoes
3. Brown dress shoes
4. Stocks
5. A tool kit
6. A nice wallet
7. Cologne, NOT BODY SPRAY
8. A watch
9. A proper bed with proper bedding
10. A flashlight
11. Duct tape
12. A weekend bag
13. Proper glassware
14. Grooming kit
15. Double-hinged wine key
16. Multiple towels
17. A chef’s knife
18. A passport
19. A flask
20. Sewing kit
21. An umbrella
22. Buy an ironing board, and an iron.
23. Jumper cables
24. Undershirts
25. Playing cards
26. A lint roller
27. A leatherman
28. Sunglasses
29. A record player
30. Football/soccer ball/basketball, etc.
31. A French press
32. Good socks
33. Good underwear
34. A cast-iron skillet
35. Multiple sheet sets
36. A bar set
37. Matching dishes
38. A decent car
39. A solid book collection
40. A decent bottle of booze
What would you put on the list?  Here are some of the texts we received:
every man should own an effin Harley. thanks guys josh in Tacoma

Every man needs a good quality metallic watch Brian

A good vibrater cus guys dont know how to plz lol from Gally in Shelton

A full screwdriver and socket set.

Sewing machine!

A shotgun

every self respecting woman should own a good set of knifes, pots, and pans and know how to cook

A strategy to stay healthy and in shape because you are nothing w/ o health and, so you can keep scoring people under 30!

Every man over 30 should have a wife under 30, right Steve?

One thing a man over 30 should own is a huge creepy self portrait

Today's video blog is part 2 of our chat with Steve-O from Jackass.  In this clip he has a great Dancing With The Stars story.

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STP's BLOG 10/16/13 "El Torito"
This morning I was talking about Los Matadores, a new tag team in the WWE….and how awesome their entrance is, all because of a little friend of theirs…El Torito!  Yes, they have a little person dressed as a bull come out of a cloud of smoke and barrel through their capes.  Only one word can describe this.  Awesome.

Are you on Facebook?  Do you listen to the STP-CAST?  If so, join our new group…where all of us douches unite to b.s….I think this group could turn into a fun thing….let’s see if we can make it grow!

Steve Nys is an Everett Washington businessman that was at a charity auction this week to benefit Seattle's Matt Talbot Center, an addiction treatment facility for the homeless. One of the items up for auction was to catch a Russell Wilson pass.  Steve wound up being the highest bidder, paying $2200 to have an amazing moment with Russell.

Based on this… Finish this sentence… “I would pay good money to do ­_____ with _____”.  What celebrity would you love to have a moment with, and what would you want to do with that celeb? Here are the texts we got:

Watch porn with STP – signed Fido, 3 year old Doberman pincher

Watch a Hawks game with Warren Moon

if i wasnt pay good money to go hunting with ted nugent

Play Golf with Adam Sandler

Do shots with Charlie Sheen

Watch survivor with toppy

Sit in on an STPcast. That would be awesome until the Rev gases the room.

A tag team with ron Jeremy

Bjorn – jam with metallica

Smoke a bowl with ice cube

Watch star wars with bj shea

I wanna motorboat with Katy Perry

While we were taking calls on this topic, we got this text:

There's an awesome video of Lenny Kravitz where a school group was playing one of his song in a park and he comes and crashes it and sings in and play the drums its on YouTube it's awesome
Check it out:
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STP's BLOG 10/15/13 "Chinese Food"
Ok…apologies for this…but the people, ok person, that gave us that “Friday” song by Rebecca Black is back…this time we go from Black to Gold…Alison Gold, and her song “Chinese Food”:

This song pisses me off, because the words of the song have actually made me want Chinese food.  Damn you rapping Panda Bear! 

The rapping Panda is actually the “brains” behind these songs; wouldn’t it be funny if before he got into the crappy catchy pop music business, he was a gangsta rapper?

Yesterday we had Luke Willson of the Seattle Seahawks on our show, and during the interview I asked him what was the most "gangster" thing he has ever seen a teammate do.  This all stemmed from something I saw this weekend, John Tavares of the New York Islanders got hit in the FACE with a puck, and on the bench he is caught on camera digging the tooth out of his mouth.   I posted this viedo in yesterday’s blog, but here it is again if you missed it:

This led to a great topic... Based on Luke Willson's story and the John Tavares incident...Whether it is from sports or anything else....what is the most "Gangster" thing you have ever seen?
When my little sister was in gymnastics a girl ran to do the vault, jumped on the springboard and broke her ankle. When she stood up her foot was hanging there compound break grossest thing I've ever seen!
I was riding my bike downhill pretty fast, hit a pothole, so I bailed off the bike, started running, and didn't fall. It was crazy I didn't totally wipe out.
Personal experience. Playing indoor soccer and got tripped. Stood up and my middle finger was at 90 degrees dislocated. Gave it a hard yank to straighten it out and played the rest of the game
In the Army my buddy fractured his femur and before going to the hospital we crutched him up to the chow hall so he could eat breakfast first
It was pretty gangster when my roommate got hit by a car going 50MPH, was in a coma, then the next morning, was out of the hospital walking around.
John bones jones vs Chanel sonnen. Continuing in round one to win the fight after his big toe almost falls off. Nothing I saw in person, but that’s gangsta.
Got axe thrown at me by my cousin when he was tryin to break down shed hit me in stomach sent me flyin thank god it hit me on the flat side
I was chopping wood miss the wood and cut my finger right off shoved in a plastic bag with my hands and I waited for my mom to get home to go to the hospital they Sew it back on
My goal keeper in highschool, took a cleat to the eye, split open his eyelid, threw some vaseline on it and a bandaide over it, played the rest of the game and we won, then got stitches after the game. Toughest guy ever.

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STP's BLOG 10/14/13 "Richard Sherman's Prom Date"
Big win of the Hawks…it wasn’t pretty, but like Richard Sherman said in a post game interview: “You’ve got to win ugly sometimes, and we’ve won a couple that way this year…That’s OK. We’ll take the ugly girl to the prom and still win.” – yet another reason why I love #25!
Huge thanks to Ken on Twitter…his enthusiasm for us having Hawks players on the show led to us getting rookie Tight End Luke Willson on the show!  Finally a useful reason for having Twitter!
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The big loser over the weekend?  No it wasn’t all the other Washington teams (man…Oregon had our number for the Huskies, Cougs, and Sounders games)…the big loser was me!  We have all done this…while walking you slam your toe on a piece of furniture…well that happened to me while taking the recycling out.  I slammed my toe on the couch…let out a huge “F” bomb…and within an hour my toe looked like this…
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Valuable lesson learned…this is why I shouldn’t recycle!  Waka Waka!
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Here is yet another reason why I love hockey, and it’s the toughest sport in the world.  Check out John Tavares of the New York Islanders in this Vine video I made from a game they played this weekend…

Yes…he pulled his tooth out after getting hit in the FACE with a puck!  It pains me to give props to a NY Islander, but I love this guys…he’s tough as nails, no wonder why he is the captain!

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STP's BLOG 10/11/13 "The Sea-Mullett"
It’s Blue Friday…Go Hawks!  Speaking of the Hawks, I have a new favorite player…he is currently on the practice team, but my fingers are crossed he will be playing on a Sunday real soon….who is it?  It’s the Seymonster himself… Ryan Seymour.  Why is he my favorite Hawk?  I think my tweet sums it up best!
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I think this look should be called the "Sea-Mullett".

Today's Video Blog features Steve-O from Jackass fame!  Steve O is at the Tacoma Comedy Club this weekend.  get info at

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STP's BLOG 10/10/13 "Steve-O from Jackass"
Huge thanks to Steve-O from Jackass fame for coming in!  He was one funny, down to eath dude…one of my favorite guests ever for sure.  Check him out at the Tacoma Comedy Club tonight or this weekend!  Get tix and info at

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Today we were talking about tattoos as we came across a study that said that a majority of people still think tattoos are “hot”, and it makes you think this person is exciting and adventurous. 

BJ had a theory that any chick that has a tattoo likes to be a “bad” girl…since they are willing to be poked by a needle.  I don’t fully agree with this theory…although I do think you can generalize in some instances as it all depends on where the tattoo is… In general….if a gal has a tat on the foot, that’s cute…doesn’t mean that the girl is dirty…but if they have a full arm sleeve…that means the girl likes to “get down” if ya know what I mean! 

Based on this chat we asked the Rock-A-Holics to finish this sentence: “I think _____ is hot”!  What is that thing that attracts you to someone? Here are some of the texts we got:

When a girl bites her upper or lower lip in a contemplation manner

Hello BJ, I think YOU are hott. From marky mark in olympia p.s. I dont think im the only one.

I think an attitude is hot. I never wanted to put the hurt on a chick more than if she was a total ***** to me! 

Men in any type of uniform (ie military) will make drop my pants instantly! <3nikki
Freckles...dunno why

I'm going thru chemotherapy and all my hair fell out so my wife shaved her head in support... She's never looked hotter I think short hair on girls is hot

Chicks in boots ! That's hot ! Roland from Po Dunk..

I love a little bit of stubble on a guy

Two words. Yoga pants. Okay three.... bo

ots. I love a woman in boots.

Curly hair on a woman is the hottest thing on a woman. A fine ass is great too.

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STP's BLOG 10/09/13 "Fozzy with Chris Jericho"
Huge thanks yesterday to wrestling superstar Chris Jericho for joining us in studio…man what a cool guy! 
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Chris was on the show to promote his band Fozzy, and that they were at Studio Seven last night.  I wound up going and it was a blast!  I love checking out shows at Studio Seven…great sound, cool people that work there, and a chance for Thee Ted Smith and I to enjoy a PBR and Vitamin R! 
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Fozzy came out to the first song off their new CD, Sin & Bones, a song called “Spider In My Mouth, which is one of my favorite songs….and they pummeled us with their metal for a good hour…it was AWESOME!  Check out Chris in all his Rock Star glory:
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Huge props to Y2J…he surely knows how to get the crowd going during the show…I made this quick Vine video at the show….

I tweeted this video out, and Jericho commented on it…
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STP's BLOG 10/08/13 "Pearl Jam Streaming New CD"
Yesterday was exciting news for us Pearl Jam fans, as they tweeted out their that their new album, Lightning Bolt, which is not available until next Tuesday…is now streaming on iTUNES! Listen now:

I checked it out, and wow…the boys are back…and they are delivering the goods.  There is an insane amount of great energy in all of the songs…I already told you how much I love "Mind Your Manners", and "Sirens"…but there are other stand out tracks…the first song, "Getaway" is amazing, and other highlights include "My Father’s Son", and "Infallible".  Here is that song "Getaway", Eddie’s voice sounds so youthful and awesome on it:

When I saw that tweet about the album streaming, I re-tweeted it and commented on how amazing the album sounds…and much to my surprise, I get this notification:
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I know it’s silly…but as a lifelong fan of the band, I was so pumped when I saw that they are now following me!
A new survey came up with the top 50 things couples argue about most.  Here's the top 10 . . .
1.  Money.
2.  Kids.
3.  Sex.
4.  Politics.
5.  Religion.
6.  Watching sports.
7.  Directions.
8.  What to watch on TV.
9.  What to have for dinner.
10.  Household chores.
Based on this…what is that one thing that you and your significant other ALWAYS seem to argue about?  Here are the texts we got:
Anything and everything in the morning.
It's simple she won't give any lovin unless she's hamered
Who gets to play GTA 5 when we get home from work. It can get pretty ugly.
Despite seeing each other every day she complains that we don't have enough cuddling...
Me and my wife just purchased a house and we had a talk about keeping our spending down. The next day, buys 2 tickets to a play up in Seattle for $210 dollars!!!! We need another talk it seems lol
We argue about who had to clean the dishes! Mandie
Family being morons
​my significant other always wants to go over to his ex girlfriends house! needless to say it's always a fight. I don't think I'm too wrong and not liking-​ him going over there
Tying a knot in the top of the garbage bag before I throw it in the garbage can. Wife gets so mad when I don't.
Every time after we have sex he calls his Ex. Given he does have a child with her. But every time literally he jumps out of bed when he's done to call... It's weird

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STP's BLOG 10/07/13 "Bad Tweet"
Man…that was a rough loss for the Seahawks!  It was just one of those games…couldn’t punch in a TD in times of need, some “interesting” calls, etc…but it was a fan watch when it came to seeing 2 of the best young QB’s battle it out…sadly at the end, the Colts got the win…much to the disappointment of my pup Lulu!
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Here is the idiot of the day, and thanks to Matt for tweeting me this.  In the world of news, or any form of entertainment media…the “tease” is an essential tool to get people to tune in.  Hell, part of my job is to come up with many of the teases you hear on our show…we try and make them fun, possibly pose a riddle of some sorts in them…and the end goal is for you to stick around and keep listening to hear whats up.  So when I saw this tweet by a newscaster in Philly…my jaw dropped…this has to be the lamest tease known to man….
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This led to a ton of tweets to her and how crappy that was…and instead of apologizing…she stood by the tweet, with an even odder tweet:
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The Twitter world was on fire yesterday, and I love the people that used it as an opportunity to poke fun at her…check out this one posting:
Peyton Manning was on fire today! And so was an 80-year-old grandmother burned to death in a house fire. Tune in tonight at 11! #JoyceEvansTweets
Haha – that’s awesome! had a great blog about the things we do for the sole purpose of impressing women.  In the blog it says these are things we would never expend any effort on, except to convince women that we're not the slobs we actually are.

1. Dressing Nice
2. Eating In Fancy Restaurants
3. Making Money
4. Working Out
5. Having Manners

Based on this list of the things we do for the sole purpose of impressing women….What do you only do to impress others? Here are some of the texts we got:

What men do to impress women, last longer then 1 minute in bed!!!! The cable guy
To impress the ladies, I maintain George's jungle down there. Otherwise the jungle gets pretty wild.

When Im driving and i see a hot chick i hold up a sign that says i have a 11" member with my phone number. It works 50/50.

I suck my gut in.

Knit in public. I love knitting, but when I'm in a public place it's kind of a hassle. Just seeing peoples faces in shock that a 19 year old girl can knit.

Like Walt from breaking bad... I shaved my pubes... For me! Lol

I breathe fire to impress others.

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STP's BLOG 10/04/13 "Animal Sounds"
There's video of a white lion cub at a Zoo in Serbia trying to roar . . . but when it tries . . . it sounds more like some kind of weird sheep noise. The cub was born a week ago at the zoo, and was just introduced to the media yesterday.  Its mother came to the zoo from a preserve in South Africa. Here is the video...

Of course the guys had to ask me to impersonate that sound, as I am your animal impersonator after all.  Here is what my attempt sounded like…


 Pretty close huh?

This piece of “radio gold” led to several texts…here’s a couple of them:

thanks bj u got me drive n around in my work truck try n 2 make that stupid lion cub noise...big rich the truck driver
I want steves baby lion impersonation as a ringtone!
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!
Is Steve doing a dying horse?! Chris.

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STP's BLOG 10/03/13 "Thanks for the Birthday Wishes"
Thank you to everyone that sent me a birthday wish…I am trying to reply to everyone on Facebook, but I am so overwhelmed by the number of comments, I’m a lucky fella…much love to everyone! 

I share my B-Day with some “special” people…check it out:

Seann William Scott - 37 
Neve Campbell - 40 
Kevin Richardson - 42 … Now officially and fully BACK with the Backstreet Boys.  Thank God!
Gwen Stefani - 44 
Tommy Lee - 51
The Reverend Al Sharpton - 59 

And my favorite…

Candy Apples - 37 … who is Candy?  She’s a fine actress that has starred in some classics like:  Rockin knockers 1 . . .Girls Home Alone (the entire collection)… and Sleeping Booty!
Since we are in October…that means that September is over, and you got to love the Green Day fans that have been tweeting Green Day to “wake them” because of their song “Wake Me When September Ends” – I love what Green Day had to say about this…
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Thanks to Vicky for hipping us to all of this insanity….

Yesterday, there was a great discussion on about things that are CUTE when women do them . . . but CREEPY when men do them.  Here are the top eight:
1.  Asking if anyone wants to go to the bathroom with them.
2.  Saying a kid is going to grow up to be hot.  If a woman says a little boy is going to grow up to be hot, it's cool . . . if a man says a little girl is going to grow up to be hot, it is most definitely NOT COOL.
3.  Whispering, "I'm not wearing any underwear" into someone's ear.
4.  Wearing their significant other's clothes.
5.  Loading up texts with smiley and winky face emoticons.  Or even ONE emoticon.
6.  Eating a banana while maintaining eye contact.
7.  Buying a lot of adult toys.
8.  Referring to their father as "Daddy" once they're older than age 10.
Based on this list of the things that are cute when women do them . . . but creepy when men do them… What else would you add to this list?  What is something the opposite sex can do…but you can’t? Here are some of the texts we got:
Just grab a chicks ass. My wife did it at one of the Rock Girl Gala's. Chick turned around and gave me a dirty look. When I pointed at my wife, she got a big smile and they hung out the rest of the night with creepy me. It turned out well for me in the end tho. BIGJON
Chick asks to bring another woman into the mix=HOT. Guy suggests another man in the bedroom = creepy. Happy B-day STP!
Girls kissing girls is hot guys kissing guys not
It's weird when buddy asks to taste your drink at the bar, but when a chick asks, have at it!
Men-chewing tobacco, women creepy when they do!
Dudes can't throw their underwear onstage at a rock show.
Women can get away with "duck lips" . Men doing it is creepy. Brief from Tacoma
Talk in Baby voice
Being totally shirtless! Guys can just take their shirts off and its fine, girls do it and then... Well we're crazy naked chick
Eating a banana

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STP's BLOG 10/02/13 "Pet Peeves"
Here are the ten most common pet peeves, according to a new survey . . .

1.  Telemarketers.
2.  Spam emails.
3.  Slow people in front of you in line.
4.  Rude salespeople.
5.  Tailgaters.
6.  Stepping in gum or dog poop.
7.  Getting stuck behind slow drivers.
8.  People who talk loudly on their cell phones.
9.  People who eat with their mouth open.
10.  Loud chewing.
Based on a list of the 10 biggest pet peeves…what’s yours? Here are some of the texts we got:
My pet peeve is people who stand too close to me in a line, like at an atm or store.
People that interrupt. I hate it. Broke up with 3 girls and left two jobs because they f***ing interrupted all the damn time
When people don't go immediately when a traffic light turns green. Levi
Repeating myself. Especially when someone asked a damn question!
My pet peeve is traffic unfortunately I have to drive from Tacoma to Kent 5 days a week so it's unavoidable bret the forklift guy
People that get on the elevator before I get off.
Left lane campers
I hate it when people leave time on the microwaves at work. Clear that sucker when you're done!
When cashiers tell me how to use debit green button first now ur pin....or some even reach over and push the button. Bugs I CAN read u know!
People using blinkers in turn lanes.... drives me nuts.... not sure why....
People who don't pick up after the dog when they take a dump
Just let a guy in, he didn't wave, I Fing hate that
Slurping your cereal. MOTHER OF GOD! Ryan
I hate it when I'm having sex and my wife keeps calling me

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STP's BLOG 10/01/13 "Dancing With Ellen!"
So if you have listened to our show before you have heard that both Toppy and I have a guilty pleasure…it’s The Ellen Show.  We don’t go out of our way to watch it, but when our ladies have it on, we will sit and watch…and enjoy the program.  Yesterday my wife had it on because Justin Timberlake was on, and it was a great show…plus it gave me a chance to bust a move:

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