The National Collegiate Athletic Association, or the NCAA, has a policy against mascots "deemed hostile or abusive toward Native Americans". Schools that don't comply face all manner of penalties if they don't comply, but that hasn't prevented the University of North Dakota from deciding to continue using its nickname, the Fighting Sioux. The NCAA says it's offensive to the Sioux Nation... but do you know who DOESN'T find it offensive... the SIOUX NATION! They actually SUPPORT the name, but the NCAA feels they know how the Sioux feel better than the Sioux know how they feel, so the U of SD still faces sanctions. Closer to home, the funeral for Charlie and Braden Powell, the 7 and 5- year- old sons killed by their father Josh Powell earlier this week, is to be picketed by the worthless fools known as the Westboro Baptist Church. The Westboro Baptist Church is the anti- gay 'church' that pickets the funerals of fallen combat soldiers, contending that that their deaths are God's punishment for America's 'tolerance' of homosexuality. Then there's the story of the Pitball Owners Association of America protesting McDonald's after the Mickey D's aired a commercial suggesting that petting a stray pitbull is a bad idea. They say that the ad made pitbulls look bad... because, you know, they had such a stellar reputation before that. My dog is half pit and I happen to like pitbulls... I also happen to agree with McDonald's that petting a stray one is a stupid idea. And there's the whole gay marriage thing. With Washington poised to become the 9th state to legalize their right to lose half their stuff in the future, a group of anti- gay marriage crusaders are threatening to take their fight to the Supreme Court... as is their right. We just wonder how gay marriage effects anyone who is NOT gay? The argument is that it defies the accepted definition of 'marriage'... which, in all fairness, it might... but we're left to wonder why they dont defend the definition of 'equal rights' with the same zeal. WHO OR WHAT BOTHERS YOU THAT HAS NO EFFECT ON YOUR LIFE?
For me it's Kate Gosslin. I don't know why and I'm not sure how it happened, but I hate her guts, find her worthless, offensive and generally annoying. She has absolutely, positively nothing to do with my life... but I can't stand her. Sam thing with Uggs. I have no idea why, but they just piss me off. It's not the shoes as much as the people who wear them. For whatever reason, I associate them with stupidity and laziness... which is probably not true, but I can't shake the opinion.
Like most well- rounded people, he has a problem with the Westboro Baptist Church
Is opposed to people who are opposed to gay marriage
French people... not sure why, but it seems like no one likes the French
CEO's, athletes and 'celebrities', etc, who make a ton of money with no talent... to be fair, athletes have to have SOME talent to make money AS an athlete
Spencer Pratt (remember him?)... says he wants to, and I quote, "kick, punch, stab, shoot and slap him" in that order in the "middle of his face"
The Duggar family and their 827 kids
'The Real Housewives of...' They bug me too. Don't know why, but I hate them. Seems like they glorify being a gold- digger
Kanye West and his ego... I used to agree with that, but I find him comical now, although I don't think that's Kanye's goal
People who wear sweatpants in public... believes they are the definition of 'sloth'. Maybe they just sweat a lot
Public displays of affection... holding hands a quick peck are fine, but the visual exchange of tongues makes the man mad... not 'the ,MAN', but the particular man who called in to complain
Paris Hilton had one, so did Brittney Spears, Paula Abdul, Reese Witherspoon, Hilary Duff and countless other fools you'll find on the pages of 'People' magazine or see featured on 'Entertainment tonight', and as a result, they inspired a generation of trendy goofballs to do the same... and now, over breeding of CHIHUAHUAS in Southern California has led to their numbers skyrocketing. Thousands of the dogs are ending up in shelter, and we all know what that means... dead Chihuahuas. It's gotten so ridiculous that the Seattle Humane society has accepted 84 Chihuahuas from Los Angeles shelters in the last 4 months alone. Yes, thank you Paris Hilton. Like it or not, we've all been influenced by someone or something to make a decision that we'd later regret... whether it's the Haney family, who were so desperate for a reality show, that they convinced the world (and more importantly, the AUTHORITIES) that their son was dragged away and crashed inside of a balloon or the not- so- bright young girls who are intentionally getting pregnant for their shot on "16 and Pregnant". Today we wanted to know: WHO OR WHAT WAS YOUR WORST INFLUENCE?
His friend got him into weed and smoking... I don't personally know anyone who started drinking or smoking (anything) on their own, so inevitably, SOMEONE will get the rap for getting you into it
'A Christmas Story' inspired him to stick his tongue to a frozen flagpole... which would make more sense to me if 'A Christmas Story' made it look awesome, but it didn't
Grew up watching Evil Kineval, which led him to break four bones, get numerous stitches, 2 broken bicycles and 1 totaled dirt- bike
Ice- T... inspired him to use the word 'bitch' liberally... things went wrong when he called his mother that word and he got a backhand to the mouth and a fat lip
Claims that South Park got him into weed... and killing kids name Kenny
Used to be a 'goody- goody' until her "guy friends" got her into water-balloons, etc, and now she is a merry prankster
Father made him an aggressive driver
His mother got him drunk at his 12TH birthday party... he became an alcoholic and almost died at age 20. No longer drinks
The first time he tried acid, meth, booze or smoked weed he did it with his father... his father is currently in jail, which I know is shocking!
OK, had 'that' kind of day, so I'm outta here, bitches!
Until tomorrow, as you wind on down the road STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
36 years ago today, Paul Simon's song "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" hit #1 on the charts. As a kid, I remember hearing the song over and over and over and over and over on the radio and asking myself, 'what are the other 45 ways to leave your lover?' Simon suggests slipping out of the back, getting on a bus, making a new plan and dropping off the key. That's only 5 examples. Since then, I've been dumped by phone, during an argument, straight- up left and as a mutual agreement. Other people have come home to an empty house, had their bank accounts cashed out or, in a real 21st century fashion, discovered that their lover had changed their Facebook status to 'single'! The humanity! Today we wanted to know: HOW HAVE YOU LEFT A LOVER OR HOW DID A LOVER LEAVE YOU?
Ditched her boyfriend on a road trip to Vegas
Got dumped by phone while in Marine boot camp
Over the phone, while his mother was in intensive care
Her ex- fiancé told his mother, his mother told her mother and then her mother finally told her
Broke up with a girl at her grandfather's funeral
Just never talked to her ex again... changed her number, no texts, no social networking, etc
Shot her in the head... with a potato gun... he didn't know there was a potato in it
She stole a bunch of his stuff and trashed his place
His girlfriend let her ex move in as a roommate... you can figure out the rest
Dumped his ex- girlfriend on her birthday
Left her husband for a woman... she was a lesbian, had always denied her inner- truth and then finally came to terms with it... thing is, this was the SECOND time this guy had been dumped by a woman for another woman. The guy must have no self esteem left
We also had a quick side discussion about Ronald McDonald, The Burger King king, Jack of 'in- the- box' fame and Wendy... which of them would you think is most likely to have an STD. We all agreed that Jack is the one.
SIT AND SPIN
Last week we played Kool and the Gang, since they are opening for Van Halen in May, and there was A LOT of backlash because, as the haters put it, KISW should NEVER, EVER play such garbage... and on and on it went. Well, Jolene pulled 15 turds that suck far worse than Kool and the Gang. Here's the link... you've warned!
Ok bitches, I'm outta here.
Until tomorrow, if you see a crook, give them a hug and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
So super Bowl XLVI (46, bitches) is this Sunday, and as good as the game SHOULD be, featuring a rematch of Super Bowl XLII (42, bitches), when the Giants ruined the Patriots dream of the perfect season... most of what's being talked about is the Madonna halftime performance (whoopty- f**king- do) and the commercials... same as every year. Oddly enough, the game itself has become the least anticipated part of the, well, GAME. Nevertheless, people find SOMETHING to get excited about. Commercials, halftime "entertainment", a Super Bowl PARTY, their new TV, whatever. For people who HATE football, you're probably looking forward to a merciful end to the football season. There will always be something we get excited about, and if we're lucky, it's worth the anticipation... but it isn't always. Today's question: WHAT DID YOU GET HYPED UP FOR AND DID IT MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS?
Looking very forward to his HD/ 3-D TV... not sure wht to make of these new 3-D tv's... are they worth it? Are shows any better in three dimensions?
Bought an Audi R8 and loves it
His divorce... said it was worth it. Of COURSE it was worth it... still one of the best moments of my adult life
Was super- excited to see spider- Man 3... was completely let down. Who wasn't? That movie was truly one of the worst excuses for a trilogy ender ever
Was excited for his first concert... and he loved it, in spite of the fact the concert featured Poison, Damn Yankees and Lifehouse
Looked forward to seeing Steve Miller in concert a few years back and was sorely disappointed.... said Steve brought a rapper out on stage to redo "Fly Like an Eagle" and then went into endless guitar solos
Very hyped for his date tonight... he's hoping to lose his virginity
Looked forward to combat, as in the real life and death kind... says it was more extreme than he thought. Yea, I'll bet it was
Couldn't wait for his honeymoon in Jamaica... said it was worth it
Like me, he used to get all excited about the Pay- per- View Mike Tyson fights back in the day... LOVED Tyson but it was always a rip-off because he beat the sh*t outta everyone in less than a round. Always paid for his fights though
OK bitches, I'm outta here. Gotta get up at 5 or something tomorrow for a 7 o'clock flight. Going to the Super Bowl. Should be cool. More importantly I need to grab 2 shot glasses, 1 from Minnesota and 1 from Indiana.
We're taking Monday off so we can avoid talking about f**king commercials. If you feel you need to hear about commercials, mark my words, EVERY OTHER radio show in the country will be talking about it. Lame.
Until Tuesday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
According to court documents , Pilar Sanders, the soon- to- be- ex- wife of NFL great Deion Sanders, is asking a judge to force Deion to give her money so she can financially support herself and her children. She also claims that Deion has only offered her money in exchange for sexual favors. It should be noted that nowhere in the court filings does she consider getting a JOB. Deion hasn't responded to her sex- for- money accusations, but there's no reason to NOT believe her BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT WORKS! We've been saying his show, but guys wanna get laid... that's why we ask you out on a date, pay for dinner, sit through sappy movies, endure dumb sh*t like Valentine's Day and deal with your nagging. Yes, we love you, but we REALLY love that sweet, sweet eel skinner. And you KNOW it. The promise of sex is man's primary motivator to co- exist. It's why porn exists and why most Hollywood types are hotter than they are talented, it's why Weigh watchers and L.A. Fitness exist, it's why make- up exists. And now we have Pilar Sanders pretending she doesn't understand the most basic of all human equations. What's the oldest profession? And why do you think that is? Today we asked you to drop the pretense, dispense the with the fake morality and give it to us straight: WHAT HAVE YOU GIVEN OR DONE WITH THE EXPECTATION OF SEX?
Here's what we heard:
Paid a woman a compliment
Gave up the single life and expects to be compensated with booty
Went to see 'Mama Mia'... got laid but said it wasn't worth it
Woman called to say "expect nothing"... which works both ways
Set foot in North Carolina... been to North Carolina, no ass in the UNIVERSE is worth a second trip
Drank gluten- free beer LITE beer... like North Carolina, it ain't worth it
Sat through an entire season of 'Sex and the City'... not worth it
Went to the theatre to see 'Twilight'... almost walked out but endured it and got laid
Everything he's done since the age of 14 (the age of 'discovery) is to get laid
She put on lingerie and stood in the doorway... her husband (at the time) preferred video games. We asked if she's an ugly pig and she said no, but come on.
Spelled out "I kiss the ground you walk on" with Hershey Kisses... got nothing. Maybe she recognized how sad it was
Took her on a $200 'dinner train' ride... all was going well until his credit card was declined
On prom night he ran over and killed his dates cat (by accident) after the prom but on the way to the after party... HE STILL GOT LAID... either she hated the cat or he is the smoothest son of a bitch EVER!
Got drugs for a chick in Bangkok... never found out if he got laid, but that's the dangerous endeavor
OK, I'm outta here to work on a 'special, secret' project.
Until tomorrow, stand your ground motherf**ker and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
On yesterday's show, Thee Ted Smith informed us that two separate gentlemen have claimed to have figured out the EXACT day Ice Cube was referring to in his 1993 song "It Was a Good Day". One guy claims it was January 20, 1992, while the other guy says it was November 30, 1988. Both guys took clues from the song, applied them to their knowledge of Ice Cube's life and discovered that they both need to get a life. Actually, all of us need to get a life. Everyone I know (myself included) knows a whole lot about something that means absolutely nothing, whether it's the guy who can quote every line in 'Star Wars' or the guy who knows the writing credits of each and every Uriah Heap song or the guy who has a list of all the words you can spell upside down on a calculator... oh wait, that's me. WHAT TRIVIAL BIT OF KNOWLEDGE IS WASTING YOUR VALUABLE BRAIN SPACE?
Here are some completely useless facts for you to waste time with:
Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump"
Women blink nearly twice as much as men... which is why we stare at their breasts instead
A giraffe can go longer without water than a camel... and camels really hate them for it
Only female mosquitoes bite... which kinda figures
Bees have five eyes... bees with glasses are often called "10 eyes", and that hurts the bees feelings
Only humans and horses have hymens... well, the FEMALE ones
The word "set" has more definitions than any other word in the English language... which means it's really easy to take things out of context
"Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends with "mt"... and it's the only word in the English language pronounced dreamt
A group of rhinos is called a crash... explains itself
Pearls melt in vinegar... people melt in lava
Barbie's measurements if she were life- size would be 39-23-33... she would also be a whore
Almonds are members of the peach family... I've never met the Peach family, but I here the father is an alcoholic
The first word spoken by an ape in the movie 'Planet of the Apes' was "smile"... in the director's cut the first full sentence was "I CAN F**KING TALK!"
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes... and I thought I was really awesome, but no
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak... the English have little grasp of irony
The giant squid has the largest eyes in nature... which is why they suck at being peeping Toms
The 'face' side of a penny weighs more than the 'tails' side, so in a coin flip involving a penny, always pick 'tails'
Louis Armstrong and Telly Savalas both died on their birthdays... or were they born on their death days? Hmmmmm?
The Old English word for "sneeze" is "fneosan"... which you can only actually pronounce IF you're sneezing
Walt Disney was afraid of mice... which explains why he created one that's 6 f**king feet tall
Turtles can breathe through their butts... which is AWESOME
OK then, bitches, I've just made you smarter and YOU'RE WELCOME!
Go impress your friends with your new knowledge.
You've been swell... well not YOU, but you.
Until tomorrow, wash your neck and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
Earlier this month, a guy from England tweeted that he was going to 'destroy America' before he boarded a flight to Los Angeles. He probably could have phrased his intentions a little better, but what he MEANT was that he was gonna get drunk and party his ass off. The Department of Homeland Security didn't understand his meaning, so he was detained. That's to be expected. What wasn't expected is that no one at the DHS was aware that 'destroy' is British slang for "party"... and even though the guy spent 12 HOURS explaining this to the brain trust that supposedly protects this country, he and his girlfriend were deported. Hey, DHS, have you even HEARD of Wikipedia? It does wonders. Besides, I can't think of a slang term for drinking, being drunk or partying that, taken out of context, DOESN'T sound threatening; hammered, stoned, smashed, f**ked up, paralyzed, sh*t- faced, etc. Don't use those terms around the DHS. They don't get it. Sad but true. Meanwhile, outside of San Francisco, a National Parks ranger Tasered a guy for committing an atrocious and unspeakable act... walking his dog without a leash! I know! LOCK YOUR DOORS! It's no secret that overreaction is the new, hip thing in this country, or as Shakespeare would say, there is much ado about nothing... and we've all been the victim of a punishment that doesn't fit the crime. Today we wanted to know: LEGAL OR NOT, WHAT IS THE MOST EXTREME PUNISHMENT YOU'VE RECEIVED FOR SOMETHING SMALL?
I was once arrested for resisting arrest. Do the math and you'll see my position. The REAL reason I was arrested was 'WWB', better known as 'walking while black'. Still a 'crime' in certain neighborhoods. Nevertheless, the charge was dropped because, as a judge explained (and as I had fruitlessly explained at the time) you have to be arrested for something IN THE FIRST PLACE. Gotta love America.
That's my story, here are some of yours:
Gave another girl a massage, told his girlfriend about it and she got pissed... yea, listen man, you're girlfriend got pissed because she's not stupid. Unless you're a professional masseuse, why would you basically molest another woman unless, deep down, you're just copping a feel?
Was thrown in jail for .4 grams of weed... that was POINT 4 grams of weed... got 90 days in jail and a $1000 fine. He was originally stopped for WALKING with is bike without a helmet. That was in Bellevue
Got 'contributing to a minor' when he was 19... spent time in jail before they dropped the charges. He was 19
Stole what he THOUGHT was a $2 bottle of some kind of drink from a grocery store... found out it was a $250 bottle of some kind of drink and was banned from the chain for a year... that's not that bad
Had his ass whipped with a belt by his father for something he didn't do
Attempted suicide when she was 17, the cops showed up, found a roach and arrested her for possession. You know, I don't condone suicide, but how do you fail? Anything you can do by accident isn't that hard to do on purpose. I'm glad you're alive, my dear, but really?
Took some 'sample' cookies from Albertson's and was tackled by security... which begs the question; what does Albertson's regard as a 'sample'?
Was grounded at age 12 for her entire summer vacation for reading 'Lord of the Rings'... apparently the guy was an 'old fashioned' meth head. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: old- fashioned meth heads don't like books
Paid $1800 for a broken tail light that cost $10
Expelled from school for telling a girl that she hated her... there was a kid expelled from school for DRAWING a gun
$127 dollar fine for not buying a $2.50 light rail ticket
SIT AND SPIN
So Van Halen is coming to town (like Santa Claus) and people are unnecessarily freaking out because Kool and the Gang will be opening. On the surface it sounds ridiculous, but anyone familiar with the David Lee Roth version of Van Halen would be hard pressed to argue the negatives of K and the G opening for VH. That didn't stop the haters, of course. Anyway, we played some K and the G and the response was split 50/ 50... some people hated it, some loved it. See what you think here:
I'm out!
Until tomorrow, get down on it and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
A 15- year- old girl in North Florida called 911 last week after she overheard her mother and her mother's boyfriend having sex. No one, and I mean NO ONE wants to hear their parents having sex, but few of us would call 911. More than that, the girl wanted to be placed in a Christian children's shelter. That's right, so scarred by hearing her mother have sex, the girl found God. Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania, a man went to a bar. Not very exciting, I know. He left his three kids, ages 1, 3, and 6 home alone. No one would have known but the guy kept trying to start fights and the cops were called. He told them about the kid's at home and explained that "God was watching them." Well, even the folks who DO believe in God don't believe in Him SO much that they think he'll babysit. Whatever the case, the guy was arrested and the kids were placed into protective custody. With some notable exceptions, parents do the best they can, but even their valiant attempts aren't perfect. Maybe you heard them having sex, SAW them having sex or overheard them bitching about YOU! Today we wanted to know: HOW DID YOUR PARENTS OR FAMILY UNINTENTIONALLY SCAR YOU?
Walked in on his parents having sex
When she was 6- years- old, her brother convinced her that she'd undergone a sex change operation at birth because their mother wanted a girl
Recently overheard his GRANDPARENTS having sex. He was with his girlfriend at the time and it ruined any sexual mojo they may have had
Found his step- mom's "huge toy"
BAD: Walked in on mom and step-dad having sex WORSE: It involved a whip and a ball- gag
Just started college, had his dad's old laptop... and the sex video STARING his dad
Heard that his aunt and uncle had a three way with his friend
He's in a band and his mother just HAS to go to all of his shows, getting drunk and being embarrassing
His twin brother has always been taller and more popular... still sounds bitter
In 5th grade his buddy put in a porn... it was of his buddy's GRANDMOTHER
When he was 14, his mother got drunk and told him the story of his conception... in detail. Happened to be a 4th of July weekend and his mother made the comment that "your father's rocket was definitely exploding!"
His dad got him hooked on meth... thanks Dad!
Found dirty pictures of his mother when he was 8. If that weren't bad enough, his friend kept "looking" at them for about 15 minutes. Yea, his friend masturbated to pictures of his mother
His mother shot him up with cocaine when he was 13- years- old! That's one of the most irresponsible things I've ever heard... such a waste of coke!
I'll leave you with that because I'm that kind of guy.
Have yourselves a merry weekend, bitches.
Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
Everyone is familiar with Pat Sajak, the perpetually goofy host of "wheel of Fortune". Sajak has hosted "Wheel" since 1981 and he went down 'memory lane' about his 30+ years on the show recently during a TV interview. The one bit of information that has grabbed everyone's attention is his admission that he and Vanna White used to host the show completely drunk. Yea, BOTH of them. In a nutshell, like most game shows, "Wheel" records several episodes a day, so when they got their dinner break, Pat and Vanna would go across the street to a Mexican restaurant, pound Margaritas and come back hammered for the next taping... and apparently, NO ONE noticed. Then there's academy and Emmy Award winning screen- writer and producer Aaron Sorkin, the man behind A few Good Men, Moneyball, The Social Network, The West Wing and countless other titles. What's the secret to his success? According to Aaron it involves lots of weed and mushrooms. Get really, really stoned, write some stuff, win awards. Jimi Hendrix, Keith Richards, Jim Henson, Lewis Carrol, the Declaration of Independence... many people and many things we describe as 'great' or 'legendary' are the DIRECT result of drugs or alcohol. Today we wanted to hear your contribution: THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER ACCOMPLISHED UNDER THE INFLUENCE WAS ___________.
This will sad sound sad (to some) but I honestly cannot think of a single significant achievement in my life where I was not drunk or high or both. Wish I were kidding, but I'm not. I'm OK with that though because as we recalled the history of our country, the same is true. Why did the pilgrims stop at Plymouth Rock? They'd run out of beer. Where did the Continental Congress meet to write and sign the Declaration of Independence? A bar. Why did John Hancock write his signature so big? Drunk and pissed. What did George Washington farm? Hemp. On and on it goes. Seems to me that when our dear "leaders" got all politically correct and stopped doing things drunk or high, we really haven't achieved much as a nation. Is it just me?
As for you:
Learned to draw while spending 3 years on a cocaine bender
Aced a surprise math test in college while drunk
Earned his PhD thanks to drugs
Had to take a mandatory drug class WHILE tripping on acid
Wrote his sister's acceptance letter to U of W while high as a kite
Was at a party and prevented a RAPE while drunk out of his mind
She's an artist and a writer, so being under the influence is what she calls 'working conditions'
Got high and check- mated his friend in 6 moves in chess
Interviewed for and got a job with Boeing while high... not sure if that brings me comfort or freaks me out
Got drunk on a golf course (which is like saying I pooped in a bathroom) and hit a hole- in- one
Delivered his high school graduation speech while high on weed and drunk on rum... got a standing ovation
Managed to arrange a three- way with twins... if he was REALLY drunk it involved twin men
Got really drunk and hit a 7-10 split behind his back... showoff
Had to paddle a canoe 60 miles drunk... the ONLY way I'd paddle a canoe 60 miles is drunk
Comedian Neil Brennan joined us in studio today and we had a blast. Very funny guy, but then, he's the guy behind 'Half Baked', the 'Chappelle Show', etc. One of the things we learned about him is that he enjoys a clean ass and therefore owns a bidet. He espoused all of the glories of owning one so we figured we'd spread the word with a link to the very bidet he owns:
OK bitches, I'm outta here. Tomorrow is Friday and that is awesome.
Until tomorrow, sleep with one eye open and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
You've probably heard that, like a teenage boy waking from his first wet dream, the Sun formed a coronal mass ejection... or as we call it, a solar flare. Scientists are saying it's the most powerful solar storm since 2005. Every time one of these things happen, scientists worry about the electronics in satellites and the power grids here on terra firma, while airlines have been diverting flights to avoid any disruptions to their communication or navigation systems. The COOL result of solar flares is that areas of the world that don't normally get treated to the aerial tie- dye known as the Northern Lights, have the chance to see them. We almost had the opportunity here in Seattle early Tuesday morning, but the clouds c*ck- blocked us. Anyway, every- so- often the Sun gets a bit explosive... which isn't all that different than your average human being. Every- once- in- a- while we, too, explode, and like the concern with solar flares, there's often reason to be concerned with collateral damage. That's what our solar- powered question is all about today: WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME YOU EXPLODED?
Not trying to be lazy, but today's stories, while pretty good across the board, are way too involved and detailed for me to try to explain... just wont do them justice.
The question is, what should I talk about instead? Hmmmm?
Tell you what... if you have a suggestion for things you'd like me to cover in the blog, lemme know.
