So super Bowl XLVI (46, bitches) is this Sunday, and as good as the game SHOULD be, featuring a rematch of Super Bowl XLII (42, bitches), when the Giants ruined the Patriots dream of the perfect season... most of what's being talked about is the Madonna halftime performance (whoopty- f**king- do) and the commercials... same as every year. Oddly enough, the game itself has become the least anticipated part of the, well, GAME. Nevertheless, people find SOMETHING to get excited about. Commercials, halftime "entertainment", a Super Bowl PARTY, their new TV, whatever. For people who HATE football, you're probably looking forward to a merciful end to the football season. There will always be something we get excited about, and if we're lucky, it's worth the anticipation... but it isn't always. Today's question: WHAT DID YOU GET HYPED UP FOR AND DID IT MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS?
Looking very forward to his HD/ 3-D TV... not sure wht to make of these new 3-D tv's... are they worth it? Are shows any better in three dimensions?
Bought an Audi R8 and loves it
His divorce... said it was worth it. Of COURSE it was worth it... still one of the best moments of my adult life
Was super- excited to see spider- Man 3... was completely let down. Who wasn't? That movie was truly one of the worst excuses for a trilogy ender ever
Was excited for his first concert... and he loved it, in spite of the fact the concert featured Poison, Damn Yankees and Lifehouse
Looked forward to seeing Steve Miller in concert a few years back and was sorely disappointed.... said Steve brought a rapper out on stage to redo "Fly Like an Eagle" and then went into endless guitar solos
Very hyped for his date tonight... he's hoping to lose his virginity
Looked forward to combat, as in the real life and death kind... says it was more extreme than he thought. Yea, I'll bet it was
Couldn't wait for his honeymoon in Jamaica... said it was worth it
Like me, he used to get all excited about the Pay- per- View Mike Tyson fights back in the day... LOVED Tyson but it was always a rip-off because he beat the sh*t outta everyone in less than a round. Always paid for his fights though
OK bitches, I'm outta here. Gotta get up at 5 or something tomorrow for a 7 o'clock flight. Going to the Super Bowl. Should be cool. More importantly I need to grab 2 shot glasses, 1 from Minnesota and 1 from Indiana.
We're taking Monday off so we can avoid talking about f**king commercials. If you feel you need to hear about commercials, mark my words, EVERY OTHER radio show in the country will be talking about it. Lame.
Until Tuesday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
According to court documents , Pilar Sanders, the soon- to- be- ex- wife of NFL great Deion Sanders, is asking a judge to force Deion to give her money so she can financially support herself and her children. She also claims that Deion has only offered her money in exchange for sexual favors. It should be noted that nowhere in the court filings does she consider getting a JOB. Deion hasn't responded to her sex- for- money accusations, but there's no reason to NOT believe her BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT WORKS! We've been saying his show, but guys wanna get laid... that's why we ask you out on a date, pay for dinner, sit through sappy movies, endure dumb sh*t like Valentine's Day and deal with your nagging. Yes, we love you, but we REALLY love that sweet, sweet eel skinner. And you KNOW it. The promise of sex is man's primary motivator to co- exist. It's why porn exists and why most Hollywood types are hotter than they are talented, it's why Weigh watchers and L.A. Fitness exist, it's why make- up exists. And now we have Pilar Sanders pretending she doesn't understand the most basic of all human equations. What's the oldest profession? And why do you think that is? Today we asked you to drop the pretense, dispense the with the fake morality and give it to us straight: WHAT HAVE YOU GIVEN OR DONE WITH THE EXPECTATION OF SEX?
Here's what we heard:
Paid a woman a compliment
Gave up the single life and expects to be compensated with booty
Went to see 'Mama Mia'... got laid but said it wasn't worth it
Woman called to say "expect nothing"... which works both ways
Set foot in North Carolina... been to North Carolina, no ass in the UNIVERSE is worth a second trip
Drank gluten- free beer LITE beer... like North Carolina, it ain't worth it
Sat through an entire season of 'Sex and the City'... not worth it
Went to the theatre to see 'Twilight'... almost walked out but endured it and got laid
Everything he's done since the age of 14 (the age of 'discovery) is to get laid
She put on lingerie and stood in the doorway... her husband (at the time) preferred video games. We asked if she's an ugly pig and she said no, but come on.
Spelled out "I kiss the ground you walk on" with Hershey Kisses... got nothing. Maybe she recognized how sad it was
Took her on a $200 'dinner train' ride... all was going well until his credit card was declined
On prom night he ran over and killed his dates cat (by accident) after the prom but on the way to the after party... HE STILL GOT LAID... either she hated the cat or he is the smoothest son of a bitch EVER!
Got drugs for a chick in Bangkok... never found out if he got laid, but that's the dangerous endeavor
OK, I'm outta here to work on a 'special, secret' project.
Until tomorrow, stand your ground motherf**ker and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
On yesterday's show, Thee Ted Smith informed us that two separate gentlemen have claimed to have figured out the EXACT day Ice Cube was referring to in his 1993 song "It Was a Good Day". One guy claims it was January 20, 1992, while the other guy says it was November 30, 1988. Both guys took clues from the song, applied them to their knowledge of Ice Cube's life and discovered that they both need to get a life. Actually, all of us need to get a life. Everyone I know (myself included) knows a whole lot about something that means absolutely nothing, whether it's the guy who can quote every line in 'Star Wars' or the guy who knows the writing credits of each and every Uriah Heap song or the guy who has a list of all the words you can spell upside down on a calculator... oh wait, that's me. WHAT TRIVIAL BIT OF KNOWLEDGE IS WASTING YOUR VALUABLE BRAIN SPACE?
Here are some completely useless facts for you to waste time with:
Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump"
Women blink nearly twice as much as men... which is why we stare at their breasts instead
A giraffe can go longer without water than a camel... and camels really hate them for it
Only female mosquitoes bite... which kinda figures
Bees have five eyes... bees with glasses are often called "10 eyes", and that hurts the bees feelings
Only humans and horses have hymens... well, the FEMALE ones
The word "set" has more definitions than any other word in the English language... which means it's really easy to take things out of context
"Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends with "mt"... and it's the only word in the English language pronounced dreamt
A group of rhinos is called a crash... explains itself
Pearls melt in vinegar... people melt in lava
Barbie's measurements if she were life- size would be 39-23-33... she would also be a whore
Almonds are members of the peach family... I've never met the Peach family, but I here the father is an alcoholic
The first word spoken by an ape in the movie 'Planet of the Apes' was "smile"... in the director's cut the first full sentence was "I CAN F**KING TALK!"
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes... and I thought I was really awesome, but no
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak... the English have little grasp of irony
The giant squid has the largest eyes in nature... which is why they suck at being peeping Toms
The 'face' side of a penny weighs more than the 'tails' side, so in a coin flip involving a penny, always pick 'tails'
Louis Armstrong and Telly Savalas both died on their birthdays... or were they born on their death days? Hmmmmm?
The Old English word for "sneeze" is "fneosan"... which you can only actually pronounce IF you're sneezing
Walt Disney was afraid of mice... which explains why he created one that's 6 f**king feet tall
Turtles can breathe through their butts... which is AWESOME
OK then, bitches, I've just made you smarter and YOU'RE WELCOME!
Go impress your friends with your new knowledge.
You've been swell... well not YOU, but you.
Until tomorrow, wash your neck and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
Earlier this month, a guy from England tweeted that he was going to 'destroy America' before he boarded a flight to Los Angeles. He probably could have phrased his intentions a little better, but what he MEANT was that he was gonna get drunk and party his ass off. The Department of Homeland Security didn't understand his meaning, so he was detained. That's to be expected. What wasn't expected is that no one at the DHS was aware that 'destroy' is British slang for "party"... and even though the guy spent 12 HOURS explaining this to the brain trust that supposedly protects this country, he and his girlfriend were deported. Hey, DHS, have you even HEARD of Wikipedia? It does wonders. Besides, I can't think of a slang term for drinking, being drunk or partying that, taken out of context, DOESN'T sound threatening; hammered, stoned, smashed, f**ked up, paralyzed, sh*t- faced, etc. Don't use those terms around the DHS. They don't get it. Sad but true. Meanwhile, outside of San Francisco, a National Parks ranger Tasered a guy for committing an atrocious and unspeakable act... walking his dog without a leash! I know! LOCK YOUR DOORS! It's no secret that overreaction is the new, hip thing in this country, or as Shakespeare would say, there is much ado about nothing... and we've all been the victim of a punishment that doesn't fit the crime. Today we wanted to know: LEGAL OR NOT, WHAT IS THE MOST EXTREME PUNISHMENT YOU'VE RECEIVED FOR SOMETHING SMALL?
I was once arrested for resisting arrest. Do the math and you'll see my position. The REAL reason I was arrested was 'WWB', better known as 'walking while black'. Still a 'crime' in certain neighborhoods. Nevertheless, the charge was dropped because, as a judge explained (and as I had fruitlessly explained at the time) you have to be arrested for something IN THE FIRST PLACE. Gotta love America.
That's my story, here are some of yours:
Gave another girl a massage, told his girlfriend about it and she got pissed... yea, listen man, you're girlfriend got pissed because she's not stupid. Unless you're a professional masseuse, why would you basically molest another woman unless, deep down, you're just copping a feel?
Was thrown in jail for .4 grams of weed... that was POINT 4 grams of weed... got 90 days in jail and a $1000 fine. He was originally stopped for WALKING with is bike without a helmet. That was in Bellevue
Got 'contributing to a minor' when he was 19... spent time in jail before they dropped the charges. He was 19
Stole what he THOUGHT was a $2 bottle of some kind of drink from a grocery store... found out it was a $250 bottle of some kind of drink and was banned from the chain for a year... that's not that bad
Had his ass whipped with a belt by his father for something he didn't do
Attempted suicide when she was 17, the cops showed up, found a roach and arrested her for possession. You know, I don't condone suicide, but how do you fail? Anything you can do by accident isn't that hard to do on purpose. I'm glad you're alive, my dear, but really?
Took some 'sample' cookies from Albertson's and was tackled by security... which begs the question; what does Albertson's regard as a 'sample'?
Was grounded at age 12 for her entire summer vacation for reading 'Lord of the Rings'... apparently the guy was an 'old fashioned' meth head. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: old- fashioned meth heads don't like books
Paid $1800 for a broken tail light that cost $10
Expelled from school for telling a girl that she hated her... there was a kid expelled from school for DRAWING a gun
$127 dollar fine for not buying a $2.50 light rail ticket
SIT AND SPIN
So Van Halen is coming to town (like Santa Claus) and people are unnecessarily freaking out because Kool and the Gang will be opening. On the surface it sounds ridiculous, but anyone familiar with the David Lee Roth version of Van Halen would be hard pressed to argue the negatives of K and the G opening for VH. That didn't stop the haters, of course. Anyway, we played some K and the G and the response was split 50/ 50... some people hated it, some loved it. See what you think here:
I'm out!
Until tomorrow, get down on it and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
A 15- year- old girl in North Florida called 911 last week after she overheard her mother and her mother's boyfriend having sex. No one, and I mean NO ONE wants to hear their parents having sex, but few of us would call 911. More than that, the girl wanted to be placed in a Christian children's shelter. That's right, so scarred by hearing her mother have sex, the girl found God. Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania, a man went to a bar. Not very exciting, I know. He left his three kids, ages 1, 3, and 6 home alone. No one would have known but the guy kept trying to start fights and the cops were called. He told them about the kid's at home and explained that "God was watching them." Well, even the folks who DO believe in God don't believe in Him SO much that they think he'll babysit. Whatever the case, the guy was arrested and the kids were placed into protective custody. With some notable exceptions, parents do the best they can, but even their valiant attempts aren't perfect. Maybe you heard them having sex, SAW them having sex or overheard them bitching about YOU! Today we wanted to know: HOW DID YOUR PARENTS OR FAMILY UNINTENTIONALLY SCAR YOU?
Walked in on his parents having sex
When she was 6- years- old, her brother convinced her that she'd undergone a sex change operation at birth because their mother wanted a girl
Recently overheard his GRANDPARENTS having sex. He was with his girlfriend at the time and it ruined any sexual mojo they may have had
Found his step- mom's "huge toy"
BAD: Walked in on mom and step-dad having sex WORSE: It involved a whip and a ball- gag
Just started college, had his dad's old laptop... and the sex video STARING his dad
Heard that his aunt and uncle had a three way with his friend
He's in a band and his mother just HAS to go to all of his shows, getting drunk and being embarrassing
His twin brother has always been taller and more popular... still sounds bitter
In 5th grade his buddy put in a porn... it was of his buddy's GRANDMOTHER
When he was 14, his mother got drunk and told him the story of his conception... in detail. Happened to be a 4th of July weekend and his mother made the comment that "your father's rocket was definitely exploding!"
His dad got him hooked on meth... thanks Dad!
Found dirty pictures of his mother when he was 8. If that weren't bad enough, his friend kept "looking" at them for about 15 minutes. Yea, his friend masturbated to pictures of his mother
His mother shot him up with cocaine when he was 13- years- old! That's one of the most irresponsible things I've ever heard... such a waste of coke!
I'll leave you with that because I'm that kind of guy.
Have yourselves a merry weekend, bitches.
Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
Everyone is familiar with Pat Sajak, the perpetually goofy host of "wheel of Fortune". Sajak has hosted "Wheel" since 1981 and he went down 'memory lane' about his 30+ years on the show recently during a TV interview. The one bit of information that has grabbed everyone's attention is his admission that he and Vanna White used to host the show completely drunk. Yea, BOTH of them. In a nutshell, like most game shows, "Wheel" records several episodes a day, so when they got their dinner break, Pat and Vanna would go across the street to a Mexican restaurant, pound Margaritas and come back hammered for the next taping... and apparently, NO ONE noticed. Then there's academy and Emmy Award winning screen- writer and producer Aaron Sorkin, the man behind A few Good Men, Moneyball, The Social Network, The West Wing and countless other titles. What's the secret to his success? According to Aaron it involves lots of weed and mushrooms. Get really, really stoned, write some stuff, win awards. Jimi Hendrix, Keith Richards, Jim Henson, Lewis Carrol, the Declaration of Independence... many people and many things we describe as 'great' or 'legendary' are the DIRECT result of drugs or alcohol. Today we wanted to hear your contribution: THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER ACCOMPLISHED UNDER THE INFLUENCE WAS ___________.
This will sad sound sad (to some) but I honestly cannot think of a single significant achievement in my life where I was not drunk or high or both. Wish I were kidding, but I'm not. I'm OK with that though because as we recalled the history of our country, the same is true. Why did the pilgrims stop at Plymouth Rock? They'd run out of beer. Where did the Continental Congress meet to write and sign the Declaration of Independence? A bar. Why did John Hancock write his signature so big? Drunk and pissed. What did George Washington farm? Hemp. On and on it goes. Seems to me that when our dear "leaders" got all politically correct and stopped doing things drunk or high, we really haven't achieved much as a nation. Is it just me?
As for you:
Learned to draw while spending 3 years on a cocaine bender
Aced a surprise math test in college while drunk
Earned his PhD thanks to drugs
Had to take a mandatory drug class WHILE tripping on acid
Wrote his sister's acceptance letter to U of W while high as a kite
Was at a party and prevented a RAPE while drunk out of his mind
She's an artist and a writer, so being under the influence is what she calls 'working conditions'
Got high and check- mated his friend in 6 moves in chess
Interviewed for and got a job with Boeing while high... not sure if that brings me comfort or freaks me out
Got drunk on a golf course (which is like saying I pooped in a bathroom) and hit a hole- in- one
Delivered his high school graduation speech while high on weed and drunk on rum... got a standing ovation
Managed to arrange a three- way with twins... if he was REALLY drunk it involved twin men
Got really drunk and hit a 7-10 split behind his back... showoff
Had to paddle a canoe 60 miles drunk... the ONLY way I'd paddle a canoe 60 miles is drunk
Comedian Neil Brennan joined us in studio today and we had a blast. Very funny guy, but then, he's the guy behind 'Half Baked', the 'Chappelle Show', etc. One of the things we learned about him is that he enjoys a clean ass and therefore owns a bidet. He espoused all of the glories of owning one so we figured we'd spread the word with a link to the very bidet he owns:
OK bitches, I'm outta here. Tomorrow is Friday and that is awesome.
Until tomorrow, sleep with one eye open and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
You've probably heard that, like a teenage boy waking from his first wet dream, the Sun formed a coronal mass ejection... or as we call it, a solar flare. Scientists are saying it's the most powerful solar storm since 2005. Every time one of these things happen, scientists worry about the electronics in satellites and the power grids here on terra firma, while airlines have been diverting flights to avoid any disruptions to their communication or navigation systems. The COOL result of solar flares is that areas of the world that don't normally get treated to the aerial tie- dye known as the Northern Lights, have the chance to see them. We almost had the opportunity here in Seattle early Tuesday morning, but the clouds c*ck- blocked us. Anyway, every- so- often the Sun gets a bit explosive... which isn't all that different than your average human being. Every- once- in- a- while we, too, explode, and like the concern with solar flares, there's often reason to be concerned with collateral damage. That's what our solar- powered question is all about today: WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME YOU EXPLODED?
Not trying to be lazy, but today's stories, while pretty good across the board, are way too involved and detailed for me to try to explain... just wont do them justice.
The question is, what should I talk about instead? Hmmmm?
Tell you what... if you have a suggestion for things you'd like me to cover in the blog, lemme know.
Cracked.com has a list of the seven least anticipated albums of 2012. Read through it and, if you're like me, you're familiar with all of the artists, even have some respect for a few of them, but in the end, Cracked is right, and you don't give a sh*t. Speaking of things that no one cares about, the NFL Probowl is this weekend, and ever there was a game that single- handedly displays a lack of competitiveness, the Pro Bowl is that game. Even the most dedicated NFL fans (like myself) recognize that the Pro Bowl as a steaming of pointlessness. Sure, the players are honored to be voted to the game, but none of them physically want to be involved. Yea, even the players don't care. If you're a player, however, it's a nice problem to have. Most of us don't have such lofty inconveniences. No, we all have a routine that unfold with the same predictable malaise from day to day, week to week, month to month or year to year, and with that, we have those things we dread; visits from the in-laws, household chores, work, home, your wedding day... today we wanted to know: WHAT DO YOU LOOK THE LEAST FORWARD TO?
Over the course of the last few years, I've discovered that I dread travelling. Make no mistake, I enjoy a true vacation as much as anybody else, but I think I average 5 or 6 trips to the airport a year and if I'm lucky, ONE of them will involve me going somewhere I WANT to go as opposed to fulfilling some pointless obligation. I absolutely hate it. Sure, it's the not the worst problem a person could have, but I have a difficult time justifying spending money on and spending time away from work to be somewhere I don't feel is worth the money or is a place I want to be. In other words, if it's not a vacation, what's the point. So last year I hit my limit and for 2012 I have a moratorium on visiting anyone. Won't happen. That being said, I AM going to the Super Bowl this year.
As for you:
He's not looking forward to the Super Bowl... loves the game but won't see it this year because he has to work at 7-11, selling all the chips and beer to those of us who WILL be watching the Super Bowl
Getting a smaller paycheck... missed a week of work and knows his check will have fewer $$$ and more ccc
Losing weight... looks forward to losing the weight (goal is to lose 90 punds) but the process of actually doing it
His girlfriend's PMS... how can you even tell?
Waking up hung-over... but still insist on drinking every night. ATTA boy!
Hates driving to school everyday, but not because of school (which is very alien to me) but because of traffic
Winter... aside from the dreariness of it all, he works as a roofer and gets little to no work
Is not looking forward to taking guardianship of her one- year- old niece next month. Her sister is a single mother of 5 (and easy) and decided that she couldn't afford the youngest kid, so she was going to "give" her to the state.
Dreads the last few days before payday because, like most of us, they are the leanest days of the month
Looks least forward to getting up and going to work... am happy to say that I DO enjoy coming into work, but I do NOT like getting up in the morning
Going to the gym... hates it, but doesn't want to become "a tub of crap". Imagine if you ACTUALLY turned into a tub of crap when you got lazy. OK, stop imagining it now because that's disgusting
Checking e-mail... currently going through a divorce, so his in- box in inundated with all manner of negative legalities
Moving to Detroit... do I really need to explain this to you?
SIT AND SPIN
So the folks at Rolling Stone Magazine came up with, what they believe, are the 10 Worst Songs from the 80's. Take a look at the link here and see if you agree: The thing about isolating bad songs from the 80's is, there's no limit. Generally speaking, there's a universal agreement that the 80's provided us with the worst music we've ever had. That being said, the last few years haven't been much better.
OK bitches, enjoy your Tuesday.
Until tomorrow, hold them close and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
The AFC and NFC Championship Games were played yesterday. Fans of the Patriots and the Giants are celelabratory of course, as both teams scratched their way into the Super Bowl, while fans of the 49ers and the Ravens (like myself) are left to wonder what COULD have been if our respective special teams were populated by players who understand the pressure. One thing ALL football fans seemed to agree on was how terrible Steven Tyler sounded yesterday singing the National Anthem. We've heard worse, but more often than not, we've heard better... but it's Steven Tyler, so no one is willing to just tell him that he's no good at it. Similarly, I've been screaming all season that the Ravens need to get rid of their kicker because he's no good. Nothing personal, purely professional, but now everyone understands the point I've been trying to make. Then again, 49ers fans have been letting Kyle Williams know that he's no good. Again, it's not personal, but if you can't do your job, you're not very good at your job. It's basic, but, seemingly, the Harbaugh family raised two considerate young men who just won't tell those who suck that they suck, and that's what inspired today's question: WHAT DO YOU NOT HAVE THE HEART TO TELL SOMEONE THEY SUCK AT?
Like I said, I've spent all season long that Billy Cundiff sucks. Never liked the guy, always saw him as a liability, and now everyone gets it. Thanks, Billy,. The other 52 players on the roster didn't feel like going to the super Bowl, anyway. Suck ass.
As for you:
His sister is a terrible driver
His roommate fancies herself a karaoke singer, but she's awful. Most people are terrible at karaoke. If you happen to be one of those karaoke singers, here's a simple way to tell if everyone thinks you're terrible; if you're GOOD, everyone will compliment you, if you suck, they don't. It's that easy
His sister can't cook, which isn't a big deal except that she thinks she's Julia Childs
Doesn't have the heart to tell his roommate that he's a terrible roommate...never cleans up, leaves the TV on, etc
His roommate sucks as a roommate... never cleans up, leaves the TV on, etc
Works as a medical assistant... can't tell a fellow blood- drawer how bad she sucks at it
Can't tell her mother that she's a terrible liar... the real problem is, her mother seemingly lies about everything
Never had the heart to tell her ex that he sucked at oral skills, but that is part of the reason he is now her ex
Doesn't have the heart to tell his wife that she sucks at being a wife, but his attorney will be letting her know next week
That's all I've got today. Still in mourning from the Ravens loss. Billy f**king Cundiff. Said it all year.
Until tomorrow, kick it down the middle and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
Yesterday we were amazed by Mark Wahlberg's admission that he doesn't masturbate. It's astonishing to us because, let's face it, like most things related to sex, it feels awesome. Then again, there are other things that feel awesome that have nothing to do with sex... no, seriously. If you're a smoker who has the misfortune of having to take long flights a lot (like me) there's no better feeling than the first drag of a smoke when you finally land. Same could be said of finally taking a leak after holding a piss for a long time. I know a lot of women have a semi- orgasmic experience when they take off their shoes or bra at the end of the day and most guys, the feeling of finalizing a divorce is about as good as it gets. This brings us to today's question: WHAT IS THE BEST NON- SEX FEELING?
Here are some of today's answers... see if you agree.
An ice cold beer
Jamming on his guitar
"A healthy bowel movement"
Eating ribs... should point out that he's a cannibal
Smelling a bag of weed... one day he'll SMOKE it and really have his mind blown
When you can finally find some privacy and scratch your a**hole, or as the texter put it, your 'dirt bagel'
Playing music on stage... presumably with an audience watching
A good sneeze... conversely, one of the most annoying feelings is when you have to sneeze but you just don't, so you're walking around with your mouth hanging open and your eyes all squinty like you DID sneeze but your face got stuck
Getting away with breaking the law... suppose it feels better than jail
Opium... calls it "the real sh*t"
Landing after a long deployment... been to Afghanistan 5 times
Crack... smoked it once and had a fantastic time.
Finishing a marathon... I could believe that, but I suspect I will never know
Finally getting that "thing" out of your teeth after tongue- fighting it for an hour
Hooking, fighting and landing a 52 pound salmon... just not the same as catching a 53 pound salmon
Apparently, Georgetown has been suffering an uptick of break- ins and thefts and other crap like that. One of the bigger 'heists' happened at the following business:
