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Posts from November 2012


SHOW # 1616 MOVEMBER 30 2012
"Hola,
 
The current darling of the internet is an NYPD cop who was photographed in Time's Square giving a homeless guy a pair of new boots.  In a nutshell, Officer Lawrence DePrimo was working his post, spotted the barefoot guy (in 36- degree weather), went into a store, bought him some boot and helped the guy put them on.  Anyway, a tourist snapped a photo and Officer DePrimo's act of humanity has become the current feel- good story.  That wasn't his intent; he was exercising that thing called 'universal brotherhood', and now everyone knows who he is.  On the other end of the spectrum is Henry McCullough.  Henry is a guitarist who played with Paul McCartney in Wings (in fact, he plays guitar on "Live and Let Die"), played with Joe Cocker at a little shindig called Woodstock and, if you're familiar with "Money" by Pink Floyd (and who's not?) you've heard him a million times.  He's the person talking at the end of the song.  Everyone assumed it was a member of Floyd, but no, that's Henry talking... about a drunken fight he'd had with his wife.  In spite of his contributions to the musical world, when he suffered a heart attack 3 weeks ago and was taken to the hospital in critical condition, no one knew who he was.  It goes that way sometimes; you do something pretty awesome... or SEVERAL things that are awesome... and no one is aware that you've done it.  WHAT COOL THING HAVE YOU DONE THAT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT?
 
Just donated his NHL tickets to a charity in Detroit... he's Red Wings fan, but since he lives in Silverdale, there's little chance of him going to a game.  Nevertheless, instead of selling them, he gave them away
 
Elope... guess that's the whole point of eloping; no one knows you're doing it.  Fellas, if you find yourself a woman who'd rather elope, she's a keeper or a psychopath
 
Every home Seahawks game, he and his wife pass out sleeping bags to the homeless... the bags include stuff like socks, food, hand- warmers, etc
 
Has helped people buy groceries
 
Stopped a kidnapping in California... didn't know it was kidnapping attempt until after the cops arrived... saw a guy beating up some chick, went over for that reason and discovered that the dude was trying to kidnap the lady.  Said she was thankful and pretty good looking
 
Flies a lot for work, so any time he gets an upgrade, he gives it to a member of the military
 
Did Habitat for Humanity in Jacksonville, Florida and worked with former President Jimmy Carter
 
Every Christmas, her son picks a name/ address at random from the phone book and they send them an anonymous card and $5.00.  The real story is that they have a phone book
 
OK bitches, I'm outta here for the weekend.  Band practice tomorrow; Castle and I will be playing a couple of tunes with our buddies (Frank and Andy from Jellyneck and Kyyle from Superfecta) on December 15th at the Porn Jam.  Always a good time.  Plus, I need to get ready for the Ravens/ Steelers game on Sunday.  GO RAVENS!!!
 
Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"

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SHOW # 1615 MOVEMEBR 29 2012
"Hola,
 
The Powerball drawing for the $580 million dollar jackpot was last night and, in spite of millions upon millions of tickets being sold, only 2 tickets matched the winning numbers.  One was sold in Arizona, the other in Missouri.  I think we can all agree that whoever bought the tickets, they're lucky... and deep down, we all hate them for it.  Speaking of luck, Hostess, the bakery that just went bankrupt, cut 18,000 jobs, stopped contributing to union pension plans AND no longer pays retirement benefits... they're asking a judge to approve bonuses for 19 "high level" managers.  That's right, like the banking industry, Hostess wants to reward the people who drove the company into the ground.  Hard to believe they're going out of business.  On that note, CNN, which has been slipping in the rating for about the last 5 straight years, announced today that they've hired Jeff Zucker as their President.  Who is Jeff Zucker?  He's the man who single- handedly sunk NBC to last place (LAST place) in major broadcast news networks.  That would include MSNBC, which has fewer viewers than CNN, so CNN hired HIM.  Talk about lucky.  Some people, as they say, have all the luck, but you're probably not one of those people.  Today we wanted to know:  WHO'S THE LUCKIEST S.O.B. YOU KNOW?
 
Her friend always gets "free" stuff... thing is, as she explained her 'freebies', it occurred to us that her friend didn't get free stuff, she just accepted stuff that she shouldn't have gotten. 
 
His undeserving buddy has a "hot" wife and a "good" job
 
Ex wife... she got the house in the divorce (shocking... I know!), never paid the mortgage for 2 years, walked away with no trouble; got a NEW house and car as well as the kids, plus $1500 a month from him and an additional $900 in child support
 
Older brother... won $30,000 in 2 weeks at casinos
 
Used to work at a bingo hall in a casino and this one complete assh*le who came in twice a day always won.  Everyone hated him, but he always won
 
Was in Afghanistan and got shot through the neck... somehow the bullet missed everything vital.  Doesn't mean it didn't hurt, but it didn't kill him
 
His friend stole a car (first and only time ever), drove it for a week, crashed it, ran from the cops and thanks to his lawyer, avoided getting charged with anything
 
My favorite answer of the day:  anyone not married to his wife
 
Bitches, time for me to hit the road... and watch some NFL football!
 
Until tomorrow, keep the faith and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"

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SHOW # 1614 MOVEMBER 28 2012
"Hola,
 
So there was a house fire in Renton.  Firefighters managed to put out the flames in about 15 minutes and then went inside to make sure no one was hurt.  There was no one home, but they did stumble upon a marijuana grow operation.  As we understand it, the homeowner may be out- of- state at the moment, but they will, no doubt, be coming home to trouble.  Not to be outdone, police in Olympia responded to gunshots at a home, only to discover that the guy who lived there ALSO had a grow operation.  His operation was protected by TWO five- foot alligators... which the cops discovered when they walked into the room they were in.  The guy also had a floor- to- ceiling stripper pole, but more than that, he had A STRIPPER too.  That is tremendous!  Most of us have something in our home that we choose not to show off to the public at large, whether it's a bond, our porn collection or the collection of sex toys.  Nevertheless, all of us have been to someone's house and caught a glimpse of something we shouldn't have seen, and that's what we wanted to talk about today:  WHAT DID YOU SEE AT SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE THAT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SEEN?
 
He went to his buddy's house and walked in as the parents were having loud sex.  Loud sex = good sex
 
He works in pest control and a woman called to have him check out the house for whatever.  After he arrives, the woman calls her husband to let him know that the exterminators were there.  The husband leaves work early and comes speeding home... but not before the exterminator discovered hubby's stash of gay porn and gay toys in the crawl space in the basement.  Husband was mortified, but the exterminator said nothing about it... didn't need to.  It was understood
 
When he was in the NAVY, he stumbled upon 2 guys having sex with each other in a stairwell
 
Went over to his friend's house and his friend had a set of anal beads hanging from his ceiling... his buddy had no idea what they were.  He'd found them in his mother's room
 
At a party, went to the garage to see if there was more beer... walked into a meth lab
 
Her friend's single dad owned a giant strap- on... wasn't supposed to see it
 
Recently met his new neighbors (well, soon- to- be neighbors) and they invited he and his wife in... huge "fist sized" pile of cocaine was on the table with straws at the ready
 
At his ex's house (before she was his ex) found 5 members of her family smoking crack in the bathroom
 
OK bitches, I'm outta here.  Going to dinner somewhere.  Don't know where, don't care as long as they have beer. 
 
Until tomorrow, flex it and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"

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SHOW # 1613 MOVEMBER 27 2012
"Hola,
 
So Justin Bieber has had to go on the defensive and, no, he's not defending his terrible 'music' or his ridiculously stupid haircut.  No, the Beeb is defending the fact that MUCH has been made of his choice of attire when meeting the Prime Minister of Canada.  If you haven't heard or seen, the Beeb was wearing a pair of overalls when meeting Canada's top official.  This set off (an unnecessary) firestorm of criticism young Beeb for being disrespectful.  To be fair, Canada's PM visited the Beeb at an arena where he was performing, so the Beeb was dressed for the show, not a meeting with the PM.  Nevertheless, he looked very stupid.  It happens to the best of us; we find ourselves in an uncomfortable situation because we over or underestimated where we were going or who we were meeting or what might be appropriate.  Today we wanted to know:  WHEN WERE YOU A FISH OUT OF WATER?
 
His wife found a place to rent for them and signed the lease.  He had to drop off rent and discovered that his landlord(s) were the parents of his ex- girlfriend.  They HATED him
 
Wearing a Yankees hat and jersey to Fenway Park... said it wasn't too bad, but bad enough
 
Was invited to a club, so he met his friend there and discovered that he was the only white guy there. 
 
Playing pool with a bunch of strangers and made the comment that he needed a few beers to play better.  The strangers were a group from Alcoholics Anonymous.  Awkward
 
He and his wife were invited to the neighbors for a party.  Turns out it was a swinger party and neither he nor his wife were swingers
 
Family reunion in Texas for his father's side.  He'd only recently reconnected with his father, so he only knew 2 people there.  Anyway, he showed up with gauged ears and a Papa Roach t- shirt.  Seems that side of the family is "deeply" religious so it was awkward at first, but by the end of the night, they really liked him
 
Lots of stories of sports fans wearing the wrong team colors at the wrong place
 
SIT AND SPIN
Today is Jimi Hendrix's birthday.  He'd be 70 years old... actually, he IS 70 years old, he's just not celebrating it.  At any rate, we've celebrating for him at KISW by playing his tunes all day.  Well, Jolene joined us for a Sit and Spin and brought us not just 10 Hendrix tunes, but the stories behind the songs.  Click here for Jolene's take.
 
OK bitches, I'm outta here, but I'll be thinking of each and every one of you. 
 
Until tomorrow, 'scuse me while I kiss the sky and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
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SHOW # 1611 MOVEMBER 16 2012
Hola,
 
So David Petraeous had an affair with his biographer.  Unlike John Edwards or Tiger Woods, the woman Petraeus had an affair with, Paula Broadwell, is actually fairly attractive.  Petraeus, on the other hand, is not- so- good- looking... but unlike you and me, he was the head of the frickin' CIA.  With THAT kind of clout, even someone as ugly as Petraeus can land a hot broad.  If he's not the head of the CIA, there's no way he sleeps with Broadwell.  Back in 1994, 89- year- old, wheelchair bound J. Howard Marshall married the then- 26- year- old Anna Nicole Smith.  At the time, Anna Nicole was all the rage.  So how did a shriveled up old man with a face that looks like old salami land a sex symbol?  He was a billionaire... that's how.  We know how the world works; celebrities and the well- to- do have hot spouses.  Most of us, however, are neither celebrities nor well- to- do, meaning, ladies, us guys have to come up with something else to 'extend our penises', so to speak.  Maybe we drive a ferrari, or wear the latest fashion or claim to be an air force pilot.  Today we wanted to know:  WHAT WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOUR OR YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER'S PENIS EXTENDER?
 
Puts out on a first date
 
Tries to be funny... we don't know if he's actually funny, but he tries because he's not very good looking
 
He's a fire spinner, which he assures us, gets the chciks
 
Single dad with a daughter... women LOVE it
 
Served in the Marines for 4 years... thing is, he got out of the Marines 21 years ago and he STILL gets ass because of it
 
His 2007 GSXR 1000 racing bike... chicks dig it
 
He can cook AND he works in finance
 
Can play piano... the ultimate penis extension
 
Kind of looks like Justin Timberlake and this works to his advantage.  It also works to Justin Timberlake's advantage
 
Her ex- husband was a NAVY SEAL (big penis) and then he went to med school (bigger penis)
 
OK bitches, I'm outta here.  We're off next week for Thanksgiving.  We'll be back on Monday the 26th.  Have a good holiday, eat a lot of turkey and avoid the vegetables.
 
Until next time, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"

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SHOW # 1610 MOVEMBER 15 2012
"Hola,
 
For the second time in two days, the blog I was typing disappeared into the ether.  Computer stuff that I don't understand.  At any rate, after cursing and slapping my head a few times, I'm back to apologize that there is no blog.  Frustrating stuff.
 
While I'm here, I should mention that tonight at Elysian Fields, we will be there sampling our brand new, super- limited edition beer... Men's Room Black.  We truly hope to see you there because it should beer a really, really, really gooooood time.  We can't wait.
 
Anyway, sorry about the lack of blog.
 
Until tomorrow (when I'll try again) throw down a black and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"

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SHOW # 1608 MOVEMBER 13 2012
"Hola,
 
So, last week, David Petraeus resigned as head of the CIA and the top man in Afghanistan... which isn't all that unusual following a Presidential election.  However, we later found out that his resignation wasn't about political tumult or being burned out on America's longest war.  No, we (not much later) later found out that he was having an affair and it was about to be made public.  There's more to it than that, of course, but at its root, the situation is based on vagina.  John Edwards, Ah- nold Schwarzenegger and Elliot Spitzer were all heard mumbling "amateur".  Meanwhile, giant chocolate bear and Tyler Perry look- a- like, Kevin Clash, a.k.a., Elmo, is in a sex scandal of his own.  His involves penis, but it's a 'scandal' nonetheless.  Kevin is accused of having a sexual relationship with an underage boy several years ago.  Kevin admits that that he shared the occasional sausage sandwich, but he insists that their relationship happened when the accuser was an adult.  And let's face it, Elmo attracts adults!  Either way, Elmo is knee- deep in sex controversy.  Sex scandals take down many- a- powerful man... or puppeteer... but for the average person, sex 'scandals' don't go public, but they can still be a headache.  STD's, unexpected pregnancies... she was married... today we wanted to know:  WHEN DID SEX DO YOU WRONG?
 
Got the clap the first time he had sex... welcome to the world of sex
 
Got a foot cramp during the act, hopped off, hit his head on a table and gave himself a concussion
 
Just last week he was having sex with his wife in the hot tub... ended up throwing his back out
 
Not circumcised... got extra 'frisky' and tore his foreskin.  Seriously man, that makes my flesh crawl
 
Had a one night stand with some broad nicknamed the "Asian Alien" and she ended up stalking him.  You see, she wanted to find a man to marry and he was her first
 
Having sex, his woman had an 'arm spasm' and punched him in the nose.  Got a nose bleed but kept going anyway
 
On leave from the military, found himself some broad who left TEETH marks in his junk
 
Just as he was climaxing, a moth flew into his ear and settled in next to his eardrum... he had to go to the doctor to get it out
 
Doing some bondage stuff and the woman he was with "forgot" to pull out her METAL fangs and almost bit his d**k off
 
SIT AND SPIN
 
Soundgarden released their long awaited album (as in 16 f**king years) "King Animal".  It came out today and Jolene treated us to a bulk of the new album.  Awesome. 
Here's a link:
 
OK bitches, I'm outta here to celebrate my daughter's 2nd birthday.  And by 'celebrate', I mean drink my face off while she plays with new toys!
 
Until tomorrow, shake it, take it, break it and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

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SHOW # 1607 MOVEMBER 9 2012
"Hola,
 
If you're a smoker of tobacco, you know the drill; in spite of the fact that smoking is legal, the only place to do it is outdoors and to partake in the habit you spend considerable taxes... you're still treated like an uninvited leper at an orgy.  And I would know, as I'm both a smoker and a leper who shows up announced at orgies.  Again, smoking is legal, but you wouldn't know it from public reaction.  You know what else is legal?  Octopus fishing.  Nevertheless, like smoking, octopus poaching just doesn't sit well with folks around here, legal or not.  19- year- old Dylan Mayer found this out last week when he and a friend snagged themselves a giant octopus last week off the shore of West Seattle.  He didn't break any laws, but there was so much outrage that Fish & Wildlife announced TODAY that they're considering a ban on the practice.  As for Dylan, he said if he'd known that people cared so much, he wouldn't have done it.  Well, too late now.  One thing that most of us agree on is that bestiality is really f**king disgusting, but if you live in Montana, Arkansas or North Carolina you can get as frisky with Fluffy as you'd like.  Bestiality is completely legal there.  So your neighbors can get upset, but there's nothing they can do about it legally.  Kinda like the Westboro Baptist Church protesting at soldier's funerals, Doug Hutchison marrying an underage girl or me farting:  WHAT PERFECTLY LEGAL THING DO YOU DO THAT CAUSES THE MOST GRIEF?
 
Openly carries a pistol
 
Carries a concealed hand gun
 
Actually comes to a complete stop at STOP signs
 
He voted for Obama and is "extreme" right- wing father disowned him... which makes complete sense because his son's one vote was the difference
 
She's an attractive woman with big (.)(.)'s who drives a heavy truck for a construction company... a lot fo the men have a problem with this
 
Skiis too fast... actually gets ticketed by ski patrol for it
 
Drives the speed limit... hate to admit it, but yea, that drives me crazy
 
She works as a dog trainer and some people take offense that she uses shock collars
 
Lives in an apartment complex and pisses off his neighbors because he cooks bacon in his underwear on the balcony  (???)
 
Carries knives
 
Used to be a repo man and, as you'd expect, no one was ever happy to see him
 
Installs natural gas lines and, as a result, has to tear up streets to do it... people are always getting pissy with him about it
 
Used to take walks on the beach with his 8- foot boa constrictor draped around his neck... lots of weird looks, but a lot of space
 
He's a telemarketer... everyone hates him
 
Hunting... not everyone cares for it, the animals in particular
 
OK bitches, the weekend is here, but remember this weekend that it's Veteran's Day, and if anyone deserves a little recognition and respect, it's the vets.  Remember that and act accordingly.  If you are a vet, have yourself an extraordinary weekend and take the time to pat yourself on the back.  I know you guys try not to do that sort of thing, but every once- in- a- while you have to say 'f**k it'.  So, this weekend, say f**k it.
 
Until Tuesday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"

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SHOW # 1606 MOVEMBER 8 2012
"Hola,
 
My father- in- law smoked for years.  In fact, he and I would sit at the kitchen table and shoot the sh*t while choking down Marlboro reds.  Then he had a stroke, and his days of puffing came to an abrupt end.  Our very own Thee Ted Smith was a soda- guzzling, burger- chomping fool a few years back... ballooning up to 360 pounds.  As of today he's 227 pounds.  Why did he start working out and dieting?  In his own words, he wanted to have sex with girls... the best reason of all.  And now we get word out of England that one- third of men between the ages of 35 to 60 can't see their own penis.  Their bellies are too big.  One THIRD!  Not trying to preach, but if you can't see your pride and joy, lose weight, make a change to something in your life.  A life- change isn't always health- related, of course.  Maybe you landed that dream (desk) job and you finally cut off your sweet mullet and bought a suit, or you had a kid and you decided to stop drinking like a fish.  I haven't, but maybe you have.  Maybe you spent some time in the big house, and upon your release you realized that life on the outside is the life you prefer.  Today we wanted to know:  WHAT WAS THE TRIGGER FOR YOUR CHANGE OF LIFESTYLE?
 
Did a lot of coke and heroin through the 70's, 80's and 90's... managed to have 8 kids with 4 different women and finally decided to sober up.  has custody of one of kid (7 years old) and even adopted another kid (because you can never have too many kids)
 
Quit Meth because his wife was gonna kick him out, so he switched to booze, but that had a major impact on his health (both physical and mental) so now he just smokes weed and has a normal job
 
Stopped drinking when he realized that it led to flashbacks of combat in Iraq
 
His wife kicked him out and lost his 3 kids... then he came out of the closet and is enjoying a life of being himself
 
Fell off of the top level of the Kitsap jail and broke his hip... decided to sober up AND avoid jail
 
Started exercising and eating right after he barely fit into the chair at a restaurant
 
Stopped drinking and driving after drinking, driving and crashing
 
Her daughter forbade her from seeing her grandson if she continued to drink... as you've probably guessed, she quit drinking
 
"Sister's fat, brother is an unemployable idiot, dad lives in a trailer"... as a result, he owns his own business
 
Couldn't figure out the weird sound they were hearing in the shower... turns out that her ass had gotten so big that her butt cheeks squeaked when they rubbed together when they're wet.  Diet started immediately
 
After getting a divorce, he stopped sitting on the sofa watching TV and started going out and enjoying life again
 
Was in a motorcycle club and spent some time in jail... when he got out, a "friend" from the club shot him execution- style in the back of the head.  No longer part of a motorcycle club
 
OK bitches, I'm outta here like Vladimir.  I don't know who Vladimir is or what he did when he left, but I'm out like he is.
 
Until tomorrow, slip, slide and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"

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SHOW # 1605 NOVEMBER 7 2012
"Hola,
 
So, in addition to yesterday's Presidential election, we had a Governor's race here in Washington.  Even though not all of the ballots have been counted, it seems that Democrat Jay Inslee has been named the big winner.  Whatever.  Last night, he prepared to deliver his acceptance speech, and that moment he opened his crooked and mildly mushy mouth to speak, he was pre- empted (on TV, at least) by the acceptance speech of President Obama, who was elected to a second term.  Virtually no one heard Inslee's speech, except those with the misfortune of being there in person... and they were annoyed because on both sides of Inslee's podium, there were giant monitors broadcasting Obama... and they couldn't hear it.  Some of them went so far as to keep pointing at the monitors, in an effort to shush the new Governor, but he wouldn't be deterred.  Not the best start to his term, but what can you do?  Last week, Aerosmith were guests on one of the network morning "news" shows, and in addition to later dropping an 'F- bomb', Steven Tyler shouted "Gooooood Morning, America!", which is customary for guests on 'Good Morning, America'.  The problem was that he and the band were on the 'Today' show.  Everyone TRIES to make a good first impression, but every- so- often, we fail, and we fail miserably.  Today's question:  DESPITE YOUR BEST INTENTIONS, HOW DID YOU STUMBLE OUT OF THE GATE?
 
When Miles and I interviewed for this job here at KISW, we flew across the country from Baltimore and met our future boss (Sgt. Hairclub) and another higher- up at some seafood restaurant.  Problem was, we showed up f**king HAMMERED.  It was obvious, we admitted to it... and got the job.  Not sure how or why that happened, but it did, and here we are. 
 
Aw, sorry bitches, got a little distracted today.  Apologies all around.  Well, ALMOST all around.
 
Until tomorrow, flash your stache and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"

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SHOW # 1604 MOVEMBER 6 2012
"Hola,
 
The Presidential election is today, as is the Governor's election (here in WA state) as well as a multitude of Congressional seats and countless referendums; gay marriage, pot legalization, etc.  After the inevitable lawsuits, recounts and accusations, there will be winners.  That's what elections are all about.  The only real losers in all of it are us, who have to endure all of this crap.  However, most of us do get the occasional win in life.  We're not talking about beating your friend in darts (unless you happen to be blind and they are not), we're talking about the fact that you are ugly (sorry to be the one to tell you), broke and fairly obnoxious, but your wife is "California 10" AND is devoted to you.  If you're a guy who is divorced and you won custody of your children, you've won.  Maybe you landed your dream job in spite of your dubious qualifications or maybe you found an 8th of weed on the sidewalk.  Hell, maybe the cops found an 8th of weed on YOU but let you keep and gave you "get otta here, punk".  Or maybe you're like Charlie Sheen and at any given moment you're simply in the act of winning.  Today we wanted to know:  IN YOUR LIFETIME, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IS YOUR BIGGEST WIN?
 
Helping a friend survive a heart attack
 
Went undefeated in a three person dart tournament... which is funny since we stated that we're not talking about beating a friend in darts, but what can you do
 
Her win is the fact that she can walk... she was born with Spina bifida- which I'm pretty sure I didn't spell right, which is proof that I don't have it
 
Hit $12,000 on slots
 
Got laid on Thursday, had a threesome on Friday and found himself in a 4- way on Saturday.  To be fair, he pointed out that these women were about a 5 on a scale of 1 to 10
 
Won a design contest and had his art on the tour t- shirts of a national band, the Lumineers
 
Became a homeowner 6 months ago
 
Still married to his high school sweetheart after 20 years... he adds that she is bi- curious, which has allowed him to participate in multiple three- ways
 
Was offered a full ride to Oklahoma City University for baseball just last week
 
His big win?  Earned the rank of Eagle Scout WITHOUT being molested
 
His big win happened 3 years ago when he got rid of his wife of 15 years
 
Won a Guitar Center sweepstakes to see Rush AND win a Geddy Lee bass... as a bass player, I can sure you that Geddy's signature bass is f**king bad- ass
 
Beat brain cancer
 
SIT AND SPIN
Unlike most weeks, we actually played some NEW music for your personal consumption.  Here's the link to today's tasty and not- so- tasty morsels:
 
OK bitches, time to go home and watch election results. 
 
Until tomorrow, cast your ballot and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
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SHOW # 1603 Movember 5 2012
"Hola,
 
The Presidential election is tomorrow (bringing a sweet and merciful end to all of these ridiculous political ads) and in spite of your right to do it anonymously, about one- third of all Americans plan on telling their co- workers who they're voting for... without anyone asking.  Thanks. 
 
40% of Americans are STILL traumatized by the death of their CHILDHOOD pet.  It's one of those things that even though decades have passed since Fluffy got hit by a car, 4 out of 10 people still can't talk about it. 

25% of people say that money is more important than family.  It's more fun, allows you to do more and some other obvious things, but more important?  I don't know about that.  But that's alright, 33% of people say that money is more important than friends.
 
Speaking of friends, a computer specialist at the University of Maine, clearly, has no friends... or family members that care.  The guy had a stroke in his office... but no one noticed... for FIVE DAYS!  If he hadn't missed a 'mandatory' meeting, no one would have bothered to check.
 
These are some of the items that caught our attention this weekend and in an effort to talk about each of them, we offered the Random Monday Question.
 
I'm outta here, bitches.
 
Until tomorrow, do you know where you are?  You're in a place where you should STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
 

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SHOW # 1601 MOVEMBER 2 2012
"Hola,
 
$2000 worth of cocaine is how the day starts, vaginal rejuvenation surgery is how it ends.  Top that.  You can't.  You won't... so why try?  We're talking about Charlie Sheen.  According to www.RadarOnline.com, Chuck has spent the last 8 months having a quarter to half an ounce of cocaine delivered to him everyday... that would be about 2- and- a- half to 4 8- balls to you and me.  Apparently he then snorts or smokes it, watches porn and calls hookers over for some moisture exchange.  Word has it that, recently, he even paid for one of them to have her 'hoo- ha' tightened up.  That's living, bitches.  We understand that to a man like Charlie, this is just a typical day, but for most of us, this would be a bender of epic proportions, and that's what we asked today:  WHAT MADE YOUR BENDER 'EPIC'?
 
The stories were a bit too long and involved to really explain here but, as you'd expect, most of them involved drugs or booze or drugs AND booze and many of the stories ended with the words, "I don't remember what happened after that, but I woke up later in the hospital". 
 
MEN'S ROOM BLACK
We are excited and proud to announce a super limited edition new beer:  Men's Room Black.  Here's the deal; we (meaning Elysian Brewing) brewed a limited number of 22 ounce bottles of Men's Room Black and they will be making their way to store shelves by November 16th.  Here's the thing; we will be throwing a Men's Room Black Party at Elysian Fields across from the Clink on the 15th!  Basically, it'll be the first tasting of MRB and you, my amigos, are invited.  I'll be giving you more details next week, but go ahead and mark it on your calendar.
 
OK, the weekend is upon us and ready to get it started.
 
Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
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SHOW # 1601 MOVEMBER 1 2012
"Hola,
 
In Ontario, Canada, a cop with 8 years of experience found himself getting into a bit of trouble (they're handling it "internally"... meaning he won’t actually be in trouble) after he flirted with a particularly hot drunk driver.  Thing is, he didn't do it at the time of the arrest (she was two and a hlaf times over the legal limit) he did it a few months later when they bumped into each other at the same bar.  He sent her a text reading "If you buy me a beer, I'll forget everything at trial."  Needless to say, this didn't work in his favor.  I believe the judge in the case described the officer of exercising "utter stupidity".  Then there's Larry Craig, a career politician who tapped out some kind of 'man- on- man Morse code' in an airport bathroom... and his entire political career came to a screeching halt.  today's question:  WHEN DID FLIRTING GO WRONG, WHETHER YOU WERE THE FLIRTER OR THE FLIRTEE?
 
Flirted with a "beyond cute" cashier at Wal- Mart... she gave him her phone number and after he called her he found out that she had a fiancé and a kid
 
At the gym, one of the trainers was hitting on her AND her friend at the same time while he was training them
 
To be nice, she drove some drunken dude to his house but he wouldn't get out of the car because he was trying so desperately to get her into bed
 
Thought he was playing footsie with his woman... turned out that he was playing footsie with her MOTHER
 
Hooked up with some random broad at a wedding reception... found out later it was the bride
 
Hit on a cop and got arrested... he was arrested for driving on a suspended license
 
Struck up a month- long flirt session with a woman... until he found out that she was married... with a kid
 

CHELSEA PERRETI
 
Comedian Chelsea Perretti came into the studio today and I loved her.  Truly.  Funny, funny woman, pretty hot and a lot of fun.  She's doing some shows at the Tacoma Comedy Club this weekend and I can say on good authority that you should go.  She's truly hilarious.
 
OK, I'm outta here.
 
Until tomorrow, laugh and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"
 

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