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January 9, 2017

Hola,

It's 2017, so I have (not resolved) to doing this blog every day. My inconsistency on writing the blog isn't because I'm lazy...it's because I'm lazy AND forgetful. However, I was reminded today, so dammit, here it is!

Today is our first Monday back of the New Year so we did our Random Question Question for the first time in weeks. The thing about the Random Question Question is that you have to hope that the person on the line has an answer to whatever you ask. Any other day, people call with a specific answer to a specific question. Easy stuff. Mondays, you just don't know.

Today was a successful one! Some pretty good answers to whatever we asked, but one that stands out to me was asking a guy, "When should you have stopped drinking?" His answer: in court. He was in court for a DUI, showed up drunk. The judge and the bailiff were both suspicious of him as soon as he walked in and made him Breathilyze. He blew a .36. That's FOUR TIMES THE LEGAL LIMIT!

He went to jail for 6 months as a result. Says he learned his lesson. Maybe. He was drunk when he called us.

Oh, and does anyone know if it's legal to be stuffed when you die? Ted wants to be buried, Miles wants to be cremated and I wanna be stuffed. Anyway, don't know if it's legal, but if it is, count me in.

By the way, just wanna say that we are very happy to be back. The holidays are the holidays and a break is cool, but we love doing this, so thank you for listening. 

 

I'm done being nice!  As you were bitches! OK, I'm outta here!

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUl!"