Thrill's Big Brown Blog Wants to Know What You Saw

January 10, 2017

Hola bitches,

There's a video going around that involves a monkey in Japan having sex with a deer. The deer seems cool with it, the monkey was DEFINITELY cool with it, and, apparently, this was a "shock" to scientists. See, certain biologists have long held the belief that humans are the only animals that have sex for pleasure. I've ALWAYS maintained that this is f**king stupid. Always.

Dogs will f**k your leg (and yeah, I know that people think it's a display of dominance), a dolphin will f**k you, there's a video of a (different) monkey at a zoo grabbing a frog and forcing it to fellate him, there's the seals that have taken to mounting penguins...but scientists are 'shocked' that a monkey had sex with a deer. Come on.

Anyway, this deer-drilling primate inspired today's question; "I once knew someone who had sex with _________".

Well, we learned that many people have sex with fruit. I guess that didn't surprise us, but the fact that almost everyone involved in the 'fruit game' microwaved the fruit for 15 seconds before planting their flag in it. Never knew that was the move.

OK,  I'm outta here.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!