The Puff Diddy

October 5, 2017

Hola Bitcholas,

It was "Big Dummy" day today, and as we are apt to do on "Big Dummy", we had a Men's Room Poll. Today's poll gave you one of four 'porn categories' for your viewing pleasure:

"Granny"

"Trans"

Puffy Nipples" or

"Hairy"

'Puffy nipples' was the undisputed victor...if you care. Anyway, I heard the term 'puffy nipples' so many times today that I started singing "puffy nipples...how they ripple...oh how it tickles sometimes". I sang this to the tune of "Silver Bells", the Christmas tune. I sang it every time someone said "puffy nipples"...and now it's stuck in my f**king head! Seriously. It's a full-fledged ear worm.

Two things; first, I hate Christmas music. I'm not one of those people who hates Christmas, I just have deep hostility to Christmas music. Just think the songs are horrible...because they are. So it sucks that I have a Christmas tune echoing in my dome. It's made worse by the fact that it's the "puffy nipple" lyrics that are accompanying it. This is a stupid problem to have. First world for sure, but I would like it to stop. 

Make it stop.

That's all I've got today. Puffy nipples.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!