Thrills Big Brown Blog 04-27-16

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April 27, 2016
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"Hola,

 

A mother comes home and assumes there'd been a break-in because she was missing $200.  She didn't consider that her 18- year- old son may have stolen it... to pay for a hooker... but that's EXACTLY what happened.  Last week there was a guy who tipped a hooker with a bush baby.  He did pay her with cash... that he'd stolen from the Girl Scout donation jar... from his wife's pet shop.  Classy sh*t right there.

 

We asked:  GOOD OR BAD, WHAT WAS YOUR MOST MEMORABLE DATING EXPERIENCE?

 

The one that resonated most with me today involved a guy who owned an 8- foot python.  He invites some woman back to his house and she's "fascinated" by the snake.  So much so that she pulls the thing out of its tank and takes it into the bedroom.   They have sex (the man and the woman... not the snake) and fall asleep. 

 

He wakes up to "screaming and blood" after the snake bit the woman's hand.

 

Don't f**k with a loose snake in your bedroom.   Why do I have share that?

 

That's all I got.

 

Until tomorrow, do what you best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!"