Thrill's Big Brown Blog is Feelin' Falafel

January 18, 2017

Hola,

Today we asked "WHAT DID YOU OR SOMEONE THINK WAS PERFECTLY NORMAL...UNTIL TOLD OTHERWISE".

This question was inspired by our very own Thee Ted Smith who poops shirtless. Miles and I find this notion absolutely f**king crazy, but after Mike Hawk chirped up that he, too, is a shirtless brown bomber, we put up a poll. 44% of you ALSO poop with no shirt on. My mind was suitably blown. Obviously this isn't as unusual as we suspected, but I still can't wrap my head around it.

Then we learned that many of you wipe your ass while sitting down. I just don't get the logistics. 

There were plenty of strange things we learned about you and each other; where people clip their toenails, food combinations of preference, masturbation techniques, etc. 

It was a weird day...but our favorite version of weird.

On a side note, I've been farting uncontrollably. All day. Woke up with weird guts and then made things worse by eating a falafel. My ass sounded like the beginning of a KISS concerts: explosions. What's amazing is that it's been 12 hours straight. Is it possible to deflate?

OK, that's all I've got, you sexy bitches, you.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!