Thrill's Big Brown Blog Gets Saucy

January 19, 2017

Hola,

"Big Dummy" day has come and gone, but as usual, it was memorable.

First, people were much smarter today than last week! Or maybe we asked easier questions? I dunno. Either way, we didn't have the (luxury/curse) of talking to any one caller for any extended period of time. That never happens. 

One thing I do remember is asking a 'color' question to a guy who, as luck would have it, is f**king colorblind. What are the odds? We also found out that there are 27 moons around Uranus. Yes, we recognize how 'immature' and 'juvenile' it is to giggle at such a thing, but we absolutely giggled about it anyway. I don't care what anyone says, it's funny. Just like farts and seeing old people fall when they dance. 

Ah, but as a side topic today we asked each and every person out there what their favorite condiment was. Why did we ask? Because that's what we do. So, out of mayo, ketchup, mustard and hot sauce, mustard and mayo were the clear favorites. I thought ketchup would be crowned king, but alas, the double M's are king. 

Mayo is OK, but I'm down with some mustard. Yellow mustard, brown mustard, honey mustard, spicy mustard, Dijon mustard, stone ground mustard...like Bubba from "Forrest Gump", I could go on, but I assume you get the gist. 

 OK, I'm done babbling, you sonza bitches.

Until tomorrow, do what you best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!