Thrill's Big Brown Blog Has Advice You Shouldn't Ignore

December 9, 2016

Hola,

Today we asked HOW DID YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON THE HARD WAY? 

Naturally, there was no shortage of answers as every single one of us has not followed directions, ignored advice or just made an incredibly stupid decision. And we've all suffered the consequences of those decisions.  

As we often do on this show, we read emails and tweets, etc about the question. This is one of the texts we received:   

"I reached my fingers into the jalapeno jar and about an hour later forgot and scratched my vag!" 

Of course we couldn't resist going on and on about the term "vag" (classy!) and the idea of a woman calling down to her poor husband to "Help me scratch my vag! It's itchy and I can't reach!"   

Oh the fun we had...until Miles pointed out that there was a 7- year- old girl listening to us at that moment and was hoping we'd sing her 'Happy Birthday'. There's something about joking about an itchy vag when a 7-year-old is listening that makes things really awkward. Just sayin'. 

That's what I've got for you today, bitches. That's a wrap! 

Have a great weekend...or don't. Up to you. 

Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!