Thrill's Big Brown Blog Hopes Your Kids Never Do

February 28, 2017

Hola,

Today we asked WHAT FROM YOUR LIFE DO YOU HOPE YOUR CHILDREN NEVER DO?

There is no shortage of stories to inspire the question. Go ahead and click on a news site, or read the police blotter...yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 

We've all done dumb sh*t. Your kids-whether they exist or not-will do equally dumb sh*t...but there's that ONE thing you did that you really hope your kids will never duplicate. 

I actually have MANY things I hope my kids never duplicate. Of all the things I've done that they don't need to replicate, it would be my involvement in a kidnapping. Yes, booze was involved...but it was, well, awkward. 

So, if my kids could avoid that, that would be swell. If they could avoid ANY felony, I'd be happy. I think that's my general theory; I EXPECT my kids to do dumb sh*t as they go through life, but no felonies.  Misdemeanors are OK, but felonies...no.

That said, I've probably committed countless felonies in my time, but I've never been caught (that's not a challenge) and most of the time I wouldn't know it anyway. 

That's all I've got. 

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

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