Thrill's Big Brown Blog Knows You're Holding Out

February 13, 2017

Hola,

A few weeks ago we shared a story alleging that Kanye West was upset and feeling down because his wife, Kim Kardashian, wasn't having sex with him as of late. And let's face it, the ONLY reason to endure someone as vapid as Kim Kardashian is for the sex.

Kim says the lack of sex is because she's still traumatized from being robbed at gunpoint of her jewelry in France. It happened in October. 4 months later and she's still too "shaken up" to f**k Kanye. The thing is, Kanye is the only person to believe that.

Gullible as Kanye is, he's not alone. There's this other clown who lives in Devon, England who is equally in the dark. In this case, his girlfriend of 7 years recently left him. SHE says it's because of the neighbors'...SEX NOISES.  

Like Kanye, the boyfriend in England ALSO believed that line of bullsh*t. Suckers.

That's all I've got. Am I a cynic or a realist? Or am I cynical because I'm a realist? Or am I just a d*ck?

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!